#but the implications of that sentence

[peetassandwich]

Was just thinking about Crowley and Aziraphale being in love and about when Aziraphale falls for him later, and I had to stop dead at the thought that Crowley Fell first.

Crowley fell first of the two of them.

He Fell.

I am unwell.

[erial-c]

"to ask how i found you implies that, at some point, i didn't know where you were"

erik that is such a crazy fucking line to drop you are insane . this is so good

[hermesmoly]

“But why now?—because Menelaus has beaten your handsome Paris, and hateful as I am, he longs to take me home?” Helen of Sparta still knowing her soulmate’s heart after a decade of war everybody

[blatantprinterpropaganda]

i'm obsessed with her. not only did she film them, she had it ready to go on her phone with a pink heart filter on top

[kingslionheart]

alfred x uhtred + 3x09

[eigong]

I think your two students are plotting against you

I'm too old for this

[triglycercule]

idea. since askdusttale answered an ask about where dust got his determination from (because dust has SOME determination just so he can remember the timelines and keep going against the human) and said it was totally up to personal interpretation on how he got his determination. so so so like what if what if dusttale's player did something similar to something new's player and changed dust's code to give him determination??? so dust and killer COULD BOTH had their codes tampered with??? the parallels would be INSANE. they both started off as sans and got their codes tampered with by the player but dust and killer went on two opposite paths. dust out of his own voalition decided to go against the human but killer had to team up with the human no choice at all. the opposite parallels go CRAZY oh god im tweaking

killer doesn't know exactly (since i forgot whether or not he can see codes or something like that. i swear there was an image of him describing fell and swap's code and then his own) but he can SENSE that something's off. something's different about dust that he doesn't quite know about. maybe it gets him to ask a bunch of questions that dust is definitely not open to answering because jesus man mind your own damn business but the question that really sets killer off is the way dust answers when he asks "so if you have determination then how did you get it?" and dust just shrugs his shoulders and said that one day he suddenly remembered the resets and then that's when he got it (and then goes back to mumbling to phantom paps or wtvr) and killer's just like. zomg. a sudden change in behavior or mentality that seemingly has no apparent reason related to the human???? like like like when he suddenly had to agree with the player despite literally never wanting to????? killer is over thinking the implications behind this

meanwhile dust is just annoyed now because killer keeps on following him. he keeps asking him strange questions. wtf why is the guy asking to see his SOUL that's incredibly personal???? he just wants to be left alone man he has no idea what's going on

[sleep-escapes-me]

I'm gonna miss our little cottage though

i’m gonna miss our little cottage though

I’m gonna miss our little cottage though

i'm gonna miss our little cottage though

i'm gonna miss our little cottage though

[cozyqueerchaos]

i'm sure this is old news but im hyperfocusing so hard on the worldbuilding here that i wanna talk about it anyway-

so, if i'm reading the lore here correctly, the initial meteor hit caused the development of psychic abilities in humans, but also, caused the NEED for psychics (as opposed to, like, therapists) as the meteor's fallout increased the development of mental illness in the population to such a wild degree. (not exactly sure in what way it increased it, but that does seem to be the implication here)

which could explain why people in these games can have breakdowns over such seemingly odd things (looking at you fred), as well as the blasé approach that everyone has to mental illness and dysfunctional mental processes

(^ obligatory sasha screenshot)

that difference in their societal development is also probably why raz (and all the kids, really) can witness and say shit like this without flinching:

[unopenablebox]

i can really tell when an academic has started trying to meet with vc firms about forming a company for the first time. because for a while afterward they’ll say things like, “you know, i never really appreciated how all the sentences you say have a clear and concrete referent. and the way you use verbs and nouns that describe particular events in the physical world"

[lightbulb-warning]

i used to freehand comics all the time as a child and since the part i liked was the drawing part i would just draw panel after panel because i didn't want to stop drawing to think about icky icky words, plus the story TOTALLY still made perfect sense! to me! and noone else, but 'whoooo caaaaares omgggg its not like comics and sequantial art are a communicative meeediummmm lmaoooooo'. i spent my entire childhood telling myself stuff like "oh pfft I know this story by heart- ill SIMPLY remember the dialogue and write it later" ...and. I can't help but admire baby maiora's (call that a minora ba tm tsk) fucking audacity? hubris? confident wrongness? kid couldn't even remember to finish the comics in the first place? INCREDIBLE levels of unearned self assurance, wish that were me, genuinely- what an icon!!! anyway i think i have forever cursed myself

[uraandri]

how is "the patriarchy has been denying gnc women the status of a woman just for daring to never wear skirts or never shave their arms (not even not shaving their legs) and still continues to do so for even the most minor of transgressions so calling even slightly gnc women trans coded is not the compliment you think it is" such an incomprehensible idea to tumblr users

[we-all-horny-here]

Sometimes I think abt interacting with the fandom more and then I get hit with a post massively misunderstanding my favorite character and it dies down instantly

Guys did u know, uhhhh, shipping Remus out of character, because he's bad and evil and unlikable and literally no one would ever put up with him because of that? everyone hate him? or just tolerate him?

[adiduck]

Six Sentence Sunday

This is... MUCH more than six sentences. This is an entire frickin' scene. But everyone was so enthusiastic about the time loop idea so I thought I'd give y'all some proof that your enthusiasm has kicked the bunny into hyperdrive ;)

[qqueenofhades]

🎶 Donald Trump is finally about to get charged with treason 🎶 it is a beautiful day in Americaaaaaa 🎶🎵🎶

[perditaiuventus]

last night at 3am i couldn’t sleep because i was consumed by thoughts of sexy cannibalism in ancient rome and now i’m staring at the weird text i wrote half-asleep and trying to figure out how to edit it properly