#but the fandom confuse me
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Laszlo treating Guillermo like shit. Not giving a damn about him. Ruining his world tour and the chance to be turned by nandor in the most romantic gesture bc of his own selfish reasons. Trapping him in a crate and shipping him across the ocean. Not taking him out of the crate for days. Not caring if Guillermo died. Still calling him gizmo.
But the moment he seems to show just a little tiny bit of something to Guillermo bc he just wants to help nandor, th fandom erupts into undying love for him and calls for laszermo like its the best relationship that could happen in this fandom.
Meanwhile nandor being the only character to really care about Guillermo. To actually die for him. Saving his life several times. Calling him a friend and his closest companion for 13 years. Taking him flying. Going after him and telling him 'ive been unhappy since you left.' Making him a glitter portrait. Wanting to take him to his homeland and make him a vampire there. Taking his suitcase to the station, waiting for him until the train was about to leave, calling his name in distress. Jumping right after him to save his life even after a whole year apart. Throwing him a birthday party and buying him a gift. Asking him for bedtime stories. Being proud of his fighting skills. Watching romcoms with him on rainy nights. Going after an upset Guillermo to fix things.
But the moment he says or does sth stupid bc well, he is stupid and is repressed as hell and has been a monster for 800 years so its really hard to understand human emotions, the fandom erupts into rage and says he doesn't deserve Guillermo and that nandermo is toxic.
I'm just so confused.
#btw im not throwing shade on laszlo#i actually think the way he treats Guillermo is really funny#and further highlights how much nandor actually cares about Guillermo#but the fandom confuse me#nandor the relentless#wwdits#nandermo#what we do in the shadows#guillermo de la cruz#wwdits spoilers
238 notes
·
View notes
Text
People who try to analyze what happened on Tumblr on November 5th, 2020, often really overstate how much it was actually âaboutâ Supernatural. As someone who has never been in the supernatural fandom ever but dID join in on the hysterical destielpostingâit was really more about the stress of the pandemic and the 2020 presidential election.
The two biggest Youtubers Iâve seen try to dissect âwhat happened that November 5thâ in video essays both werenât Americanâ- and I think that explains why they both tried to explain the hysteria primarily via analyzing the Supernatural fandom/the original show, rather than through the lens of the election. And while those videos are cool, valid, informational, and make lots of really well-considered interesting pointsâ I can tell you that me and almost all my mutuals had literally no knowledge or interest in the fact that âoh supernatural had made nods at the ship in the past but the creators were adamant that I wouldnât be canonâ or etc etc etc etc. the first time I learned about any of that context was way later, watching videos where people claimed that fandom history context (that I did not know anything about) was the actual reason for the hysteria.
But the reality is that people latched on to the Destiel stuff because it was a piece of big useless inane zero-stakes fandom news in a time when we were desperately waiting for serious high stakes election news. We were latching onto a âpositive â piece of inane stupid fandom news in a time of great stress, with all the desperation of a drowning man who latches onto whatever piece of wood will keep him afloat.
The core of the hysteria was that Americans (who make up a huge chunk of tumblrâs userbase) were currently glued to their laptops watching the live presidential election vote counts come in. These vote counts were taking an extended amount of time due to the pandemic causing high numbers of mail-in ballots, resulting in a constant state of Election Day Stress for multiple days straight.
This was also during the height of the Pandemic. People had predicted Trumpâs presidency would be bad; no one had predicted it would be this apocalyptically bad. No one had predicted pandemics and lockdowns and hospitals overflowing with bodybags. remember Trump spreading Covid lies and conspiracies?? There were so many Qanon conspiracies about democrats being Satanic child traffickers who had to be put to death, and coup threats were mounting from the right wing side. It seemed like this election was a choice between âcentrist democratâ and âapocalyptic right wing conspiracy theory authoritarianism,â in the midst of pandemic conditions that people feared would never ever improveâ and it seemed like a close election.
Another major point was that Trump voters were more likely to be antimaskers/Covid deniers, while Biden voters were more likely to take the pandemic seriouslyâ so Biden voters were more likely to send in mail-in ballots instead of risking the in-person voting crowds, which meant their ballots would take much longer to count. And so, in many state electoral vote counts, it would initially seem like Trump was very far in the leadâ only for Biden to slooooowly build up an agonizingly small lead as the mail in ballots came in, and then defeat Trump at the very end.
So youâre just watching these news sites giving live election updates, refreshing the page every 2 minutes to see if youâre going to live under a spineless centrist democrat or a literal Qanon Dictatorship. And then you go on tumblr to distract yourself, and thereâs more election posting, and more agonizing over the votes, and more stress and despairâ-
And then itâs been days and weâre right at the crucial tipping point where itâs anyoneâs game and the next few hours will determine whether Trump will win, so you need to keep your eye on the vote count, because the next hours will determine the future of the pandemic and your country and your plans for your entire lifeâ
And then stupid Destiel becomes canon! And it becomes canon in the silliest way possible!
If Destiel had become canon at any other time, it would have been a big goofy tumblr celebration? But we wouldnât have gotten the insane explosion of hysterical interaction.
The entire core of it was the contrast between the inane meaningless stupidity of fandom news vs the actual stressful election news you wanted to hear! It really is best conveyed in that meme where Castiel says âI love youâ and Dean indifferently responds with a piece of important election news.
Itâs about the contrast between the low-stakes inanity of fandom and the massive life-destroying stakes of a terrifying election. There really was no reason it had be Supernatural specifically, except that Supernatural was a thing everyone knew basic things about from dashboard osmosisâ it couldâve been any other equally huge silly fandom ship news about a ship everyone *knew of* but might not necessarily be invested in (ex. Stucky becoming canon, Johnlock becoming canon, Kirk/Spock becoming more canon somehow, etc etc etc.)
I think itâs true that people who werenât paying agonizingly close attention to the American election news got swept up in it, and that non American Supernatural fans also were extremely excited for purely fandom reasons â but the entire reason it blew up to an unprecedented degree was because of that core of stressed out terrified Americans glued to their computers watching election results and suddenly receiving stupid fandom news instead, and deciding to just hysterically parodically hyper-celebrate this absurd useless zero-stakes news.
I think it was also all elevated by the fact that, as I said before, this happened at the crucial âtipping pointâ of the election where the next few hours would determine the winner. The fact that Biden began to slowly develop a lead in the hours after made it feel, hysterically, as if the hours after Destiel became canon was somehow the turning point where he began to win; so celebrating Destiel felt like celebrating that slow turn towards victory.
The tl,dr is that itâs so important to Remember the Fifth of November âŠ..in preparation the inevitable hysteria that will happen in the presidential election on November 5th of next year. XD. Personally Iâm rooting for Johnlock or Frodo/Sam to somehow become canon in the eleventh hour right before the democrats win
#November 5th#november 5 2020#the fifth of november#just a random ramble#November 5th 2020 is such an important day to me#it really is a holiday#but it does confuse me when I see people analyzing it primarily as a supernatural thing#instead of a âhysteria over an election reaches a breaking point when inane zero stakes fandom news comes out and we all latch onto itâthing#but yeah!!#this is my personal essay out of love for the holiday
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
I want to post this here too because Iâve seen it happen a few times
Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use
#bearz rambling tag#no itâs not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change#because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites#I didnât know that pairing are called âshipâ here#like why would I even know that#âshipâ makes zero sense to me#it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here#itâs hard#give people time#shipping culture is very different too#Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name#it is very very important to them#people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end#imagine how confused I was when I first got here#where thereâs no top bottom differences#itâs not really a smut thing#itâs more a dynamic thing#AxB and BxA is very different#oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures#if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask#itâs very interesting to me#I wanna talk about it
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
OM! Angels seem to have similar natural abilities to demons. Even if the source of their power is different, they're still far above humans in terms of innate abilities.
Basically, MC could be frolicking in a field and playing around with Luke outdoors when he approaches with a handmade flower crown. Freshly picked. Luke himself is wearing a prototype crown of the same variety.
Luke innocently places the gift on MC's head. Within minutes the unsuspecting human breaks out in massive itchy hives. They both panic, Luke reacts by flinging the crown out towards a random part of the field and blowing on MC's head to make the hives stop. Turns out those pretty flowers are toxic to most mortal beings! Who knew!
MC can still keep the crown behind glass and admire it. Luke may feel incredibly guilty though. From then on, he refuses to give MC anything new unless it passes Solomon's safety check first.
#solomon's safety check is basically someone going âhey solomon - touch this.â if nothing immediately happens to his skin it's probably safe.#if his skin starts melting or something they go âdang. i guess i can't give this to MCâ#and then they walk away from solomon as he's chanting healing magic over himself in confusion#i have a barbatos birthday fic queued up that i reeeally want to post but it's not his birthday yet arrrghh#idk if anyone will like it but it was fun to write. i had to lick my shoulder for research.#obey me swd#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me headcanon#obey me luke#obey me fandom#obey me mc#om luke#obey me hc#obey me ideas
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
Hi it's just to let you know that the official romanization of Revaan's name is Raverne ! Also they have romanized Baul's name to Baur !
Twst coming back at us again with the least expected romanization! thank you everybody (oh god my inbox) (no it's great, I literally asked for this and the reactions have been INCREDIBLE, thank you all!)
I do like Raverne though, I think it's got a nice fancy sound to it! (I had kinda suspected it was going to be an R instead of an L, so the fact that it's SO close to Laverne except for that is hilarious to me personally.) and Dragoneye Duke is honestly probably the best translation for his title, I wasn't envying the localizers that one. :') Baur instead of Baul I was NOT expecting, but in retrospect I think his name's supposed to be a reference to the Bauru crocodile, so that actually makes way more sense!
someone else also said Meleanor has become Maleanor, which is the REALLY weird one to me, because I was so surprised it was written as Mel instead of Mal in the first place?! oh god no I can't decide which one I like better. đ (I wonder if they might change it to Mal...they have made romanization changes before) (like I remember House of Distraction being corrected to House of Destruction in Playful Land) (I did check and she's still Mel for now, but I dunno, they might Mal her up and some point and save me from having to make a decision about which one to use) (HECK I CAN'T DECIDE)
uhhhh thank you for letting me ramble about anime names, let's just say MONOGRAMMED SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 4 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 4 spoilers#mel is so cute but mal fits with the rest of the draconias better#eng version no you were supposed to save me not make things MORE confusing#anyway raverne huh#that uh. that sure feels like it's supposed to evoke raven doesn't it.#what does it mean WHAT DOES IT MEAN#hold on i'm going to flail around embarrassingly about anime character theories now#(okay first a disclaimer: i do think we need to sit down as a fandom at some point)#(and have a discussion about exactly what is actual canon versus meta speculation versus jokes)#(because i think there has been. some confusion. over that re:crowley and raverne specifically)#(but i do feel justified in being like THEY ARE PROBABLY CONNECTED SOMEHOW RIGHT?! right now)#like i really don't think it's as simple as crowley being raverne but with memory loss or something#(and if they pull that on us i'm going to need an EXTREMELY good explanation to go with it to justify that)#they've gone out of their way several times now to make a point about them acting and sounding different and it feels very intentional to m#(and once again: i super 100% absolutely do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him with the top half of his face covered)#i just think the contradictions are a lot stronger than the connections right now but there ARE some connections and i'm đing at them#to be fair the connections are mostly meta like crowley being diablo/raverne being evocative of raven#also the general 'raverne mysteriously disappeared and apparently had distinctive eyes' thing#versus 'crowley's past is unknown and he never shows his eyes'#(i will argue that crowley DOES seem to have some kind of canon connection to briar valley)#(since he is clearly some sort of fae and the masks are a briar valley thing)#and that is kinda it right now isn't it#okay hold on i had to delete some tags because i used too many (thanks tumblr for letting me know and not just vanishing them OH WAIT)#so tl;dr: i'm in the 'crowley is connected to raverne somehow but it's more complicated than just him being in disguise' camp personally#but that will probably change as we get more info and also don't take this as an anti-speculation thing because i love theories HOORAY
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
plot bunny: What if Lila/Iris was a random person who found Ladybug dead and decided to impersonate her so that the city could still have their hero.
#lila is interesting because i see her as less of a character and as more of a set of rules#theoretically within what the show has given us lila could be *anything*#we know nothing about her and i doubt we ever will so she's PERFECT for projecting interiority#she's given no canon hobbies and an intentionally confusing backstory#and HARDLY A CONCRETE MOTIVE TO SPEAK OF#she just has to lie and have multiple identities and boom! you have A Lila#early season lila fans will hate me for this and i'm sorry#lila rossi#iris verdi#cerise bianca#ml ladybug#ml ladynoir#miraculous ladybug#chat noir#ml chat noir#miraculous ladynoir#miraculous fandom#miraculous lb#adrien agreste#mlb adrien#miraculous adrien#mlb lila#miraculous lila#wissym doodles
562 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay okay okay.. but listen. What if Shen Yuan had a harsher System and was forced to convincingly play Shen Qingqiu, making Luo Binghe detest his existence, but when Luo Binghe returns from the abyss to enact his revenge and has Shen Qingqiu on trial at Huan Hua, unfortunately for everyone (and fortunately for us), they drug Shen Qingqiu with truth serum and accidentally spiral Shen Yuan into fanboy rampage of epic proportions about how great Luo Binghe is.
#I imagine a very confused lbh is like âif you liked me that much wtf did you treat me so badâ and sy is like âhave you ever told god no?â#truth serum makes sy blame everything on an unspecified god#idk it just sounds like it could make for entertaining crack treated seriously#Iâm sure his rant is an exemplary example of peerless cucumbers legacy#svsss au#mxtx svsss#sqq svsss#svsss#svsss fanfiction#svsss fic#svsss luo binghe#svsss shen qingqiu#svsss shen yuan#svsss shitpost#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#scum villain self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#scumbag self saving system#scumbag system#luo binghe#luo bingge#mxtx hell#mxtx fandom#mxtx fanfic#bingqiu#bingqiu fanfic#peerless cucumber#danmei#danmei fandom
821 notes
·
View notes
Text
comments from smosh cast + crew on shourtney's wedding post!!
ft. mythical, thomas sanders, macdoesit, and www.chess.com?? lol
#courtney miller#shayne topp#smosh#shourtney wedding#shourtney#smoshblr#if i missed comments... umm im not going thru those comments again i cant think straight#thought it was funny how some of the smosh gang are also acting confused in the comments AS IF THEYRE NOT IN ON IT#theyre REALLYYY selling it if its just a prank#real or not i KNOW they were all laughing around the office abt this#the battle btw angela damien and sarah trying to get first LMAO#this day is going to go down in smosh history as the day the the fandom broke#tbh real or not im just really impressed with this whole thing#even if im dying for answers#head vs heart ykwim#âguys its literally april foolsâ vs âguys theyre literally married nowâ#now watch me try to tag as many ppls names as i can TT#angela giarratana#chanse mccrary#amanda lehan canto#anthony padilla#damien haas#sarah whittle#arasha lalani#noah grossman#olivia sui#trevor evarts#tommy bowe#ian hecox#spencer agnew
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Mild redesigns for some of my faves bc it is truly tragic that there are exactly 0 (zero) genshin characters with any sort of curly hair
#cyno looks a bit more girlypop than i originally intended him to but slay i guess#genshin impact#genshin fanart#xinyan#genshin xinyan#cyno#genshin cyno#diluc ragnvindr#genshin diluc#navia#genshin navia#girl help. is this how im meant to tag for this fandom???#yall confuse me sometimes#toniaarts#toniafaves
554 notes
·
View notes
Text
@rwrbsource & @rwrbmovieâs rwrb appreciation month bingo: alex
[insp] [Henry]
#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#taylor zakhar perez#rwrb movie#rwrbedit#rwrbmonth#you have no idea how much time it took me to decide his subtitle on the bio sdfjkl#i know the book made up 'first son' but that's not a thing and if i'm being honest... it sounds stupid sdjkl#as a non-american it also really confused me at first#i was like 'he's their only son?'#basically what i'm saying is google now thinks i'm super interested in hunter biden#the things i do for fandom (:#not me taking advantage of time differences to try and finish these
536 notes
·
View notes
Text
Post Gotham war Jason and post GIW Danny scrap
Jason is laying on the ground. He can hear water running to his right and can see his parachute tangled in trees overhead.Â
The explosion must have sent him farther away than he hoped. His back hurts from the landing after he disconnected from the parachute. His hands are still shaking from residual adrenaline that in turn makes his throat constrict in fear.Â
Fucking Bruce. Of all the things he couldâve done to break their cycle.Â
Because thatâs what it was, wasnât it? A never ending cycle of them fighting over morality, making up, then fighting again without any real progress being made. The Jokerâs still kicking in one way or another, and Jason still doesnât talk with his family much outside of vigilante activities.Â
And now he wonât even be able to go out as Red Hood, because his own fucking adrenaline will immobilise him with fear.Â
Jason never should have tried to work with Selina. Heâs self-aware enough to admit that. It was stupid, trying to mess up her operation from the inside after realizing just what she was setting up the goon workforce for, even if it wasnât her intention. She was only letting him work with her to shove it into Bruceâs face, anyway.Â
Because thatâs all Jason will ever be to them. Batmanâs biggest mistake. A Robin turned corpse turned mass murderer. Like he hasnât been actively not killing people for at least a year now. Hasnât shot a gun in months.Â
And yet here Jason is, trying to tell if his ribs are broken without moving. His ears are ringing faintly from the collision with the meteor and then the explosion at the observatory.Â
He ditched his comm to Oracle and the rest of the bats earlier, and the batwing is one with the wreckage now. But there are cameras everywhere in Gotham. They would see he got out, and probably send someone to pick him up. Maybe.Â
Jason doesnât know if he can stomach looking at his family right now. Not when he can still feel the effects of whatever Bruce stuck in him in the back of his throat, in the back of his mind. Itâs like heâs been flayed out, all his scars and weaknesses on display.Â
âHey man, you okay?â A man steps into Jasonâs vision. Around his age, if not younger. His eyes that verge on the edge of uncannily blue have deep eye bags, like he hasnât slept in weeks. He looks at Jason like one would a particularly uninteresting bug. Jason shivers.
It takes a few tries for Jason not to swallow his words. As it is, he still slurs on the swear. âJust fucking peachy.âÂ
The guy raises an eyebrow, looking very doubtful. He looks Jason up and down, then sighs. He rights himself from leaning over and runs a hand through his long black hair with white streaks in it. Itâs choppily cut, and not in a tasteful way. Itâs like a five year old found scissors for the first time. Itâs annoying how it actually works for the guy.Â
âI have a first aid kit in my truck, wait here,â He orders, then walks off to the left. Jason turns his head to watch him. There is a small white truck parked to the side of a road that no cars are passing through. The guy opens the back door and digs around, then emerges with a white box.Â
He kneels on the grass next to Jason and slowly reaches out to help him sit up, narrating as he does. âIâm gonna lean you against the tree so that I can get a better angle for your forehead.â He does that, and Jason realizes that yeah, his forehead is bleeding. Maybe he snagged it on a branch on the way down, or maybe it was debris. âIâm going to disinfect it, brace for the sting, I guess.âÂ
It does sting, but Jason doesnât flinch away. Itâs not the exhaustion from the back to back panic attacks thatâs calming him. He knows what that exhaustion should feel like, this is not it. As the guy gently washes off the blood from Jasonâs forehead with wipes and presses bandaids onto it, he feels like heâs being enveloped in a warm hug.Â
âWhy do I feel safe with you?â It stumbles out before he can stop it. The guy doesnât stop inspecting Jasonâs arms for cuts to answer. Only when he finds traces of burns to wrap against infection does he say anything. Jasonâs too warm for a November night.Â
âWell. There are two options. Either youâre concussed, or youâve died before.â Jason takes in a sharp breath, but the guy doesnât seem to notice. âOh, three, I guess. Since it could be both.â
âI donât feel concussed," Jason says. And he doesnât. Maybe slightly dehydrated, but his head doesnât hurt and heâs not nauseous at all. The slight slurring is just because heâs tired, probably.Â
The guy hums, leaning back to check his handiwork. Thereâs bandaids on Jasonâs forehead and bandages along his arms. He closes the first-aid kit with a snap and stands to his full height. His face is haloed by the full moon behind him. His eyes reflect in the light. âGuess itâs option two, then. I was leaning towards that, anyway. Once Deads tend to have that effect on me, and you do give off Realms Touched vibes.â
The guy offers a hand, and Jason stares at it for a moment before taking it. Itâs like touching an ice cube. âI donât know what that means.â
The guy pulls him up easily, despite being built like a broad-shouldered twig and at least five inches shorter than Jason. Probably a meta, then. Or maybe magic. The guy lets go of Jasonâs hand to run a hand through his hair again. The motion brings attention to the layer of scar tissue around his left eye. Likely scarred over in the past month or so.Â
âYeah, my bad. Shouldâve assumed. Um, short version: I have what amounts to a biological need to help peop-â He stops, purses his lips, then starts again. âTo help the undead. And that stretches over to you, I guess.â
âAnd the Realms Touched thing?â
He shrugs, not looking at Jasonâs eyes, but up at his hair. At the white streak sticking out against the black. âLet me guess, you had an encounter with some green not-quite-liquid stuff sometime after you died?â Jason nods once, slowly. âYeah, thatâd do it. The green stuffâs from the Infinite Realms, and doing stuff with it kinda marks you for people with an eye for it.â
âPeople like you?â Jason narrows his eyes, but it really does seem like this guy is telling the truth. That this is just some weird coincidence that the spooky guy (who cannot be local. Jason might have ditched the mask, vest, and gloves, but he still has his padded shirt with his symbol on it. No true Gothamite would dare to approach the Red Hood with medical supplies) just happened to stumble upon Jason. The complete blasĂ© attitude he has toward the pits helps. A League devotee would be more reverent.Â
The guy tilts his head to the side, his face scrunching. âTechnically, yeah. I meant more, like, formal magic users. Iâm⊠different?â
âWhat are you, then?âÂ
âItâs complicated?â As Jasonâs unimpressed look, he tries again. âIâm, Iâm kinda like a protector spirit and a psychopomp rolled into one? But, a psychopomp thatâs not good at their job.â
Jason gets the feeling that thatâs the best explanation heâs going to get out of this guy. Heâs already shifting away, looking past the trees and at whatâs probably Gotham proper.
âSo I have a sense for dead things. âS actually why I ended up coming through here. Something that felt like a meal was coming here, but now itâs faded.â He points past Jason, and he follows his finger, moving to face the green smoke rising from the observatory, glowing in the night sky. âYou know what happened?â
âBig fuckinâ meteor,â Jason mutters. The smoke is dispersing slowly but surely. A news helicopter is already buzzing around the observatory site.Â
âSure, why not?â The guy mutters back. His eyes flick to Jason before jutting a thumb backwards. âWelp, Iâm gonna get back on the road. You need me to call someone for you or something?â
Jason thinks about it. He could call someone to pick him up, or check in with Rose. But. That would mean eventually going back into Gotham. Back into the fire. Back into a city thatâs being overrun with thieves he had helped support. Itâs not shame that stops him, but fear.Â
Fear that if he goes back, it will just start the cycle again. That itâll just take another form, but heâs just going to be stuck fighting. Heâs always fighting, has always been fighting. If he goes back and he starts fighting again, it will never stop. Fear lodges into the back of his throat once again and Jason realizes that he might not be able to fight like that anymore.Â
And standing outside of Gotham, seeing the smoke coming out of it color the same as the Pits that still haunt him, Jason thinks that maybe fear and fighting are all he has left.Â
He wonders what would happen if he let himself lose those, too.Â
âActually, which way are you going?â Jason asks the guy, who squints at him.
âNorth.âÂ
âSounds good.â Jason spins around and walks determinedly towards the guyâs truck. The guy stutters and hurries to catch up to him.
âWait, what? Youâre just gonna⊠come with me? Are you sure youâre not concussed?â He says, but stops at the driverâs side door and just watches as Jason slides into the passenger seat.Â
Jason smiles at him, all teeth. âCome on, Charon. Arenât psychopomps supposed to lead the dead to their next destination?â
The guy just looks at him for a moment, then opens the driverâs side and slides in. He glares at Jason, but it doesnât feel like thereâs any real dissatisfaction behind it. âYouâre not dead now, and I told you Iâm bad at my job.â
Jason shrugs and swings his feet onto the dashboard, ignoring the guyâs disgruntled and insulted look. âThen youâll get some on the job training.â
âIâm on the run from the government. This isnât going to be a fun adventure, dude.âÂ
That does make Jason pause. But he also knows the government. âWhatâd you do?â
He scoffs. âExist. Fuckers think theyâre entitled to my organs. For science, they said.â
A victim, it sounds like. Hell, maybe even a clone. Not likely to be a criminal. Jason shrugs and shimmies more into the seat, making a show of getting more comfortable. The guy frowns, then closes his door.Â
âYou know what? Fine, guess Iâm doing this now. But we gotta set some ground rules for this roadtrip, okay?â He points at Jason with his left hand, leaning over a little in what could have been intimidating if he didnât look dead on his feet. Jason recognised the faint lichtenberg scarring on his finger. Recently electrocuted, and badly. âFirst, get your dirty ass boots off of the dash.â Jason obliges. âThank you. Second, seatbelts stay on. I know how I drive, and it is not good.â
He emphasizes his point by buckling himself in and glaring at Jason until he does the same.Â
âThird, um, I donât have a third one.â He drums his fingers on the steering wheel. âOh, tell me a name I can call you. Yeah, thatâs the third.â
âJason. Whatâs yours?â He should have hesitated. All bat protocol for getting into unmasked situations with a stranger determines giving a fake name, and to not even think about anything close to real. But he doesnât. It doesnât matter. This guy clearly doesnât know who Red Hood is, if he doesnât recognise the symbol, so Jason doubts heâd recognise the first name of Bruce Wayneâs dead son, and then connect the dots.Â
âDanny.â Danny starts the truck and pulls back onto the empty road. It must be two or three in the morning at this point. Maybe later. âHope you have an enhanced ID, âcause weâre going to Canada.â
Jason, in fact, does. Not one that has his name on it, and itâs for New York, but the picture looks similar enough.
~~
So the original idea for this was they head to a cabin aunt alicia has in canada, but I got like 2000 words into this then realized i didn't have the motivation to continue, plus i wasn't confident about the characterization (i'll admit i read the gotham war event in a vacuum) so i just scrapped it. But!! I figure i would post it here in case someone else wants to take the idea and run with it :P
#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#dc x dp#not tagging the outer fandoms as to not clutter those tags#also i had to look up what states had enhanced ID for this i legit thought everyone had it#but ig it makes sense that states w/ borders to canada have it and not others#anyway this was mostly the product of me reading gotham war and being like what was that???#i think im still confused tbh
363 notes
·
View notes
Text
âDespite everything, itâs still usâ
This game is EIGHT YEARS OLD?? I REMEMBER THIS COMING OUTâŠ. IM GETTING O L D??
I could say a lot about how much I love this game and how itâs carried me through my art journey and was one of the main points of my life that started my love for comics, but we already know this game is completely phenomenal. Anything I could say has been said a billion times, haha. I love this game so much and am excited for the new Deltarune chapterâš
#undertale#undertale anniversary#chara#frisk#asriel#asriel dreemurr#chara undertale#frisk undertale#frisk fanart#frisk the human#undertale fanart#illustration#gosh I genuinely remember being a sad little kid and seeing undertale fanart for the first time being confused and curious#and I never would have guessed it would have sent me down such a gigantic fandom rabbit hole (haha falling down joke)#I really really love this game#liseysart
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
like and reblog if you would give her a turrĂłn âŒïž
#ena#ena fanart#ena joel g#joel g#hello ena fandom im joining you briefly#she is jsut so character to me.#highly recommend watching ena on youtube tho ive never been more confused but also so pleased
566 notes
·
View notes
Text
Thought you all might find this funnier than my mother did.
#Good omens#good omens fandom#autism#actually autistic#neurodivergent#good omemes#gomens#(Sheâs also a fan of the show)#(But was a bit confused by this)#Shoutout to my mom for putting up with me
208 notes
·
View notes
Text
i have ALWAYS promptly looked forward to jason grace's povs in the hoo books to the point where'd I'd flip the pages till I find the words "JASON" and would count the amount of povs he has in the whole book before I even finished reading, so I feel excited knowing that I'll get to his povs soon. there, I said it.
#there is no 'i skip jason's povs' allowed in this household sorry I love him too much#if im a loser for liking no LOVING his povs then so be it idc#I genuinely felt interested in reading his povs bc he was the only one without memories#like we don't know who is how got there what he's in chb for?? his mind was so blank that even I felt confused for the poor guy#the sheer devastation I felt when I saw people hating on him online after I read the hoo books đ#even yesterday I saw a person comment on a jason pinterest post about how he is so uninteresting unfunny and insensitive-#and that they felt bad nico had come out to jason of all people. like okay what did jason ever do to deserve this treatment dam#all poor young me wanted to do was discuss how much I love him and what a great character he was-#i genuinely loved his povs??? he is so dry chill and sarcastic I love it sm bc same jason#whenever he analyzes people's behaviours and notices their habits>>>#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#jason grace#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa
322 notes
·
View notes
Note
Sun! Sun! MaKe mE SpRiNg RoLlS PlEaSE
âhungry anon-
oooh springs rolls sound yum! what kind of spring rolls are your favourite?
#ask the crab#fnaf Sun#fnaf dca#dca fandom#Have You Eaten?#Sun Have You Eaten?#crab art#digital art#bright colours#i took this as an excuse to practice drawing food#for real the big reason why this au will have a fic is because i don't know how to draw food đ#don't know how to draw that? time to write it#in researching for this ask i discovered that there are so many types of springs rolls#i got so hungry while looking at references#maybe it's because i've eaten too many chinese spring rolls as a kid#i'm kinda tired of them#i prefer gá»i cuá»n nowadays#tho it always confuses me when people call summer rolls or rice paper rolls âspring rollsâ#cuz my mental image of a spring roll is the deep fried variety#if there is a spring roll and summer roll#then is there an autumn roll or winter roll?
245 notes
·
View notes