#but that’s so much work

[cant-see-sam]

the way i would go crazy with writing my silly little self indulging fanfiction if SOMEONE 😒😒😒😒 wasn’t following me

@totoroboiii-blog

[livingdeadbxy]

i’m still throbbing from the thought of what i orgasmed to earlier. i’m never getting it out of my head

[fannyspammy]

I neeeeed an Isildur x Reader x Halbrand love triangle fic rnnnn 😭😭😭

[melancholy--lion]

I don’t have enough followers who give a shit about the stuff I post to have to tag for spoilers, yeah?

Because like, I can tag Fantasy High spoilers… or like any other stuff… but also… do any of you care? Let me know if you do, but there’s 17 of y’all and half of you I know IRL and you don’t watch the show… or any of the other things I watch/care about…

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[eatinghisheart-inthemarketplace]

I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

[anartificialsatellite]

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

[lukewarmbreadatamoderatepace]

sadly the work does absolutely nothing for me but that one person who's unimaginably deep in the paint shipping ash ketchum's mom with jessie teamrocket is more powerful than almost anyone alive. like they are this post basically

do you understand

[asphodelles]

drew that short italian guy from dragon age you guys like

[bellwethers]

Tough.

[whatkindofnameisella]

can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.

[doom-dreaming]

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

[tapiocats]

Decay exists as an extant form of life

[bug-s0da]

blehhh...

i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer