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kameyyy · 4 months ago

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my ex did me so dirty i can't enjoy anything long distance related anymore or i get the ick

#like i was cooking up some selfship lore #and decided that there is gonna be a time where that character and me are not going to see eachother much #but that we would keep in contact #a lot #and i had the thought that sometimes during our calls i might fall asleep #so we do sleep calls #and then i got the ick #because thats what my ex and i did #and omfg #i also can't read long distance prompts in fics anymore #i literally get warflashbacks and feel disgusting reading it #godddd i hate this man #i mean BOY #the voices are speaking

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sol-consort · 9 months ago

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Humans having just discovered that the gaint metal tongs in space unlock fast travel through the galaxy: oh boy, can't wait to activate every mass relay we can find, whoever turned these off must be an idiot lol

Turians opening fire without warning at first sight of relay 314 glowing again:

#the rachni traumatised the poor birbs #first contact war in summary #then they both smooched and made up <3 #but it is funny to think how all of this could've been evaded if the turians simply sent one (1) message saying:#“hey you can't do that it breaks the law. you're new so we are offering a warning”#but no straight to guns I see #typical cop behaviour from the “peacekeeper force” species of the galaxy #you'd think keeping peace would involve less guns but here we are #and humans were STARVED for meeting aliens at the time. we would've immediately folded at the first contact would it have been peaceful #☆humans #☆turians #☆galactic species #☆memes #mass effect

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alxastrx · 9 months ago

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When you're one of the most selfish mc who only saves people because it's part of a job you never wanted and did not get to chose or you would've died, who took your co-workers' morals and ideals because you didn't have any and desperately wanted to fit in somewhere, be it with the heroes or the villains, who's activelly haunted by one the most tragic past to have been created and suffer from a psychosis so bad (dare I say schizophrenia) that even your enemies acknowledged that you are mentally ill and objectively flawed in your judgement, never hesitated to try to kill anyone and has the most egoistic reason to be a good person but the fandom still thinks you're just a kind crybaby "I don't know what a gun is" homosexual twink.

#him being refered as an angel by Shibuzawa is FUCKING IRONIC !!#ASAGIRI IS ALWAYS IRONIC WHEN IT COMES TO LIGHT NOVELS CENTERED AROUND ATSUSHI #Ex : The plot of 55min being parallele to the Decay of Angels arc #He's also called the Man-eating tiger and yes I do think that Dazai lied to him when he said he never ate anyone to preserve his psyche #and was also called “the man who can see the future” and has time travelled with Akutagawa like why aren't we talking about that #his relationship with Mori is also actually good #Mori is one if not the only character who saved and helped Atsushi during their first meeting and kept good contacts with him #because yes Atsushi has seen Mori knowing that he was the pm boss off-screen and they had a normal exchange #I also think that Shibuzawa Atsushi and Fyodor are connected to a form of Holy Trinity #Believer/God/Angel or Messenger #Joseph/Jesus/Mary #or Fyodor and Atsushi as Jesus and Judas #but the instance of trinity in bsd are dare I say extreme #Oda/Ango/Dazai #Sigma/Fyodor/Nikolai #Atsushi/Akutagawa/Kyoka #and so on #and the whole situation around his ability which is unlike any other #It turns him into Byakko (her own being) (similar to Natsume) and nullify his wounds no matter how lethal (similar to Dazai and Yosano)#and enhance him even with his ability off making him constantly stronger than other characters and dare I say equal to the hunting dogs #yk the MODIFIED humans #and the plot of both 55mins and Dead Apple being around abilities and giving us Atsushi lore make me think that Atsushi and Byakko are 1/2 #probably a sort of higher being since some abilities are very religious centered (how Fyodor sees abilities and Shibuzawa) 2/2 #but I think it would lend toward a “sinner” position which would be crazy because that Atsushi would then probably be the reason why Fyodor #hates abilities so much if Atsushi and Byakko are somehow be connected to the “sin” of abilities #and so you guys know Atsushi's orphanage was a church so yes he's related to christianity #and the Decay of Angels is LITTERALY full of religious people to different degrees #and it would be ironic (once again) if the antagonists were the “Angels” and the protagonist a demon #I just realized that I did a lot of typos sorry I got too excited #but yeah keep calling bsd bad written (we're on barely chap.115 no good manga was finished by chap.115 guys just wait for the rest to drop)

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gayofthefae · 7 months ago

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"How will they convince people of Mike's feelings" my guy literally all they have to do is have them have a normal conversation then linger looking at each other for just a little too long afterwards.

[elaboration but you can stop here if you should be asleep right now. Yes, you. I caught you. Go to bed.]

It's platonic to look at your friends, and even look at them when they aren't looking, but it is notoriously not platonic for a TV show to SHOW us.

That is literally ALL they did in season 4 with Will btw and you believe him. He literally just looked at Mike. He said a couple of coded things but I would argue still quite deniable until that talk in the junkyard got more specific. The bulk of the weight being pulled was - not even lingering looks, just lingering ON looks. Lingering the shot.

In the sweetest way - and including myself - audiences are dumb. We don't need much, really. Boy look at boy too long when he not looking equal romance. Telling love stories actually is not complicated AT ALL.

#byler #stranger things #ga byler #just looking at somebody isn't romantic!#yeah if they were people but they arenct they're characters #and tv and movies have shorthand over realism #eye contact equal going to kiss #conveying absolutely undeniable feelings with no alternate explanations is like force spoonfeeding the audience #it's annoying distracting and anti climactic #and IT is what ACTUALLY Makes things feel forced and out of the blue #people think the show will tell them mike likes wjll because PEOPLE are telling them #but the only reason we're telling is because as not-the-Duffers we don't HAVE the ability to show #you may not trust me and you may not trust the writers but you don't have to #you just need to trust yourself. you know what onscreen pining looks like. you wouldn't think that's what this was if it wasn't. but you #will becuase it'll Look like it #the only reason you don't now is because they haven't actually done it yet #they've hinted at it but you were not supposed to have seen it #it would be very odd to keep us out of the loop on the whole why mike can say ily now and how he got there thing if we were supposed to be #fully informed

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lagaans · 8 months ago

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ok rereading my post tbh the crazy thing about skam was how lonely they all were. like was there anybody in skam who wasn't lonely even when they had friends boyfriends girlfriends families etc

#i was thinking more about the wording like eva has people around her and is so lonely meanwhile noora keeps to herself intentionally but #is also deeply lonely like it's really just her and her roommates. so i was like really i love that parallel it's nice except then i started #thinking about isak and sana seasons which were pretty much also in many ways about loneliness even amongst friends #and then when you think about it it's like... most of them...#skam #you could argue some secondary characters like balloon boys but i really think if they had gotten more screen time it wouldn't be the case #like the glimpse of elias drunk that we saw was actually so stressful i can only imagine what mikael would feel like #you just go mo contact w your best friend of many years they have to be lonely too...

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inpursuitofnunchi · 1 year ago

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the subtitler understood the assignment

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makenna-made-this · 5 months ago

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The key to dodging unwanted questions about your life at family get togethers around the holidays is to foster a reputation of having such an unhinged, all encompassing obsession with Chickens that it is considered god's latest miracle for you to talk about literally anything else, no matter how inane or off topic

#like okay aunties and uncles you can either consider me yapping about frame rate in animation close enough to a topic of common interest #or i can rave about how it is So Hard To Find a Boyfriend that All 6 of My Chickens unanimously approve of actually thanks for asking #your move #either way neither of us are winning this conversation #shut up me #chickens #tiny fluffy dinosaurs #the BEST animals #chickenblr #birdblr #would probably work for other obsessions outside of chickens but cannot personally vouch #can't argue with results though all of my family has given up on me not being Like This years ago 10/10 would recommend!#they'll be like Oh Thank God she is talking about carnivorous plants now we can work with this #that or you find out which family members are invested in the Chicken Lore and those are the ones worth keeping contact with

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skrunksthatwunk · 25 days ago

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did my first ever used car browsing online and there's a car that's like really good on basically every aspect but the color is fucking NASTY. but ive been evolving a bit around it. and so now im like thinking "okay the bit's funny now but would it be funny in like seven years" kinda stuff

#like imagining my friends laughing (with me) at my car shouldn't factor into the buying process but it's sinking in anyway #we live in an area with really high auto crime rates right #so it being ugly and super visible would actually help with total theft at least. not sure about breaking my windows though #like i would be less likely to get hit at night bc of visibility but it's so nasty and indiscreet #what if i go on a date and they see the nightmare car and are like yk what nevermind #i'm gonna have to make eye contact with my coworkers after parking that there every day #and im gonna try to use it for as long as possible bc that's the goal anyway and also bc i know that shit is NOT reselling for ANYTHING #but its stats are so good i'd feel bad calling it a beater car...#anyway the most interesting choices are that and a really cute car with similarly good stats but #it's low vis and more expensive (but it's newer and diesel etc so like.. idk?)#it's a beetle... i'd love to cause violence via punchbug!!! also a conversation piece and not one that i have to like #put an eyes.train warning for!! yk!!! black beetle was made for me but at what cost #there's also other cars that are normal but those two are so memorable and almost feel like opposites #even though their stats actually overlap a good amount (like their mpg is the same i think)#if i have this car for the next 8+ years (the goal. the dream) then i better like it right #i want it to be durable and safe and cute and cost efficient #technically they're both all those things except the ugly car is ugly. but it IS funny in a way the beetle isnt!!#which is kind of like being cute #im so relieved to have a couple of car guys in my family bc idk shit about cars tbh #and i really thought i wouldn't care about what my car looked like but unfortunately i kind of do is what im realizing #and also i thought i didn't really have a dream car but i kind of do.. and it's a black beetle...#they're so cute to me... and it's small so parallel parking will be easier... and it's not like i'd drive many people around....#but its storage is bad and it's a convertible and idc about that but im probably paying more bc of it since other ppl care #ugh idk...#anyway #i mean. it would be nice to like my car... esp if i plan on using it for so long.... and a car that i won't get sick of....#but the beetle might not work well for transporting junk if i get into sculpture like i keep threatening to #and i feel like it might do badly in a wreck bc it's so tiny #ah idk...#update gonna have to say no to the beetle apparently that year's extra unreliable and they're already not the best cars

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lordkingsmith · 5 months ago

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I think writing Sara from Just Dance into a Coinless Au would be a lot easier if I knew her canon backstory from before she met wanderlust tbh. Easier to remix how she got to that point in the apocalypse of Drakkon’s world if I knew how she got to that point canonically.

#I may just say she made contact with him at a Coinless recruitment party #like yes join us we have access to fun things!#and then trying to keep her head down in the next year lol #I really don’t want her to be a sentry before she met wanderlust so how she keeps getting back to his world #would be something I have to think on

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caterjunes · 3 months ago

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i woke up with the powerful memory of how stephanie @bishakespeares and i used to loudly and intensely chant longfellow's psalm of life in unison at high speed by memory.

TELL ME NOT IN MOURNFUL NUMBERS "LIFE IS BUT AN EMPTY DREAM!" FOR THE SOUL IS DEAD THAT SLUMBERS AND THINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM! LIFE IS REAL! LIFE IS EARNEST! AND THE GRAVE IS NOT ITS GOAL! DUST THOU ART TO DUST RETURNETH WAS NOT SPOKEN OF THE SOUL!

#keeping it fun and funky fresh #it's been like 15 years and it turns out i still have well over half the poem memorized #i think with a day or so of work i could get the whole thing back under my belt #we would like. do a little dance around each other as we maintained unbroken eye contact and shouted it in each other's faces #good times #MY FAMILY #bishakespeares #personal #eta: it took me less than an hour to rememorize the entire thing lmao

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maryymaruu · 2 months ago

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I saw Distant Frontier in my dreams tonight, am I doomed-?

#unfortunately it wasn't one of those cool cinematic dreams #and not all about Distant Frontier :“/#it was about me and some unknown “friend” building a pond in a big nonsensical garden at night #i would leave the “safe” paramiters of the garden to gather plants for us #when I returned and gave the plants to the friend #the scenery changed a bit and now we had a table in the garden #there sat a few more unfamiliar faces- and Distant Frontier with their back to me #then he turned around and looked me in the face- kind of... tired?#and I could not keep the eye contact #I remember saying something along the lines of “I can't look at you normally anymore”#and then I woke up-#I'm going to tag this because I have strange dreams often and I like to share them!#mary dreams #alright fine I'll tag #iterator logs #too- it's hardly related but there we go :“P

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laeffy · 4 months ago

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It was just a couple days that we had them but I already kinda miss the dogs. But I also just vacuumed and I remembered that I also kinda hate dogs. I mean I do love dogs but like. Idk am I making sense here

#also just. kinda annoyed in general cus I feel like we did a lot to get them home and the owner was so non chalant about it #like sir if this happened multiple times maybe fix your gate? so they don't escape anymore? or maybe update their microchip info?#or maybe idk keep a fucking COLLAR WITH TAGS on them???#cus I have every sahm and retiree on nextdoor telling me what to do meanwhile I could have just done nothing tbh ❤️#and maybe I'm just being bitter for no reason but. idk if it were me I would have posted on nextdoor AS SOON as I realized my dogs got out.#instead of waiting for a neighbor to contact me to tell me my dogs are at someone's house. and then NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT ALL DAY #I also probably would have asked the kind stranger who brought my dogs back TO MY FRONT DOOR if they'd like a bottle of wine as a thank you #but like. whatever LOL #SORRYYYY for the essay in the tags 🥲 love yall

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totheidiot · 4 months ago

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mikalawlight,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#🍂 arian's shit #death note #mikalawlight #l lawliet #light yagami #teru mikami #most superior death note ship as far as i am concerned #my otp #two bitches obsessed with light yagami in slightly different ways #they make out about it #what would i not give for a L and mikami meeting in animanga canon...#in the jdrama L and mikami coexist at the same time but they never meet buttt it is kinda gay #because mikami is the one who writes L's name in the death note #as we know murder is gay #mikalawlight in the jdrama universe actually now that i think about it...#mikami somehow learns L's name in some way that's not because of the blue scene #but also not by that original idea he and light has where the prosecutors break into the hotel and take the death note away #it's some other way #light in the jdrama being who he is being just a little hesitant to kill L so he keeps L's name in mind #but doesn't kill him #but since mikami is the primary death note user #he and light still have to have regular contact #and obviously L does not miss the fact that light seems to be talking a lot and spending time with a certain older prosecutor...#L is all like 🤨🤨🤨#and he is thinking it definitely has something to do with kira #and light is like. fuck. he tries to say that mikami is like. a friend ! but that wouldn't make sense because #why would be so secretive about a friend? and why is a random university kid friends with a literal prosecutor #so he just runs his mouth and lies that mikami is his boyfriend and the reason why he is so secretive is like #mikami is an older guy and also. a guy.#and L knows it's bullshit but he is intrigued to see where this all leads to

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yellowistheraddest · 4 months ago

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often i think about how i probably would be in art school if i didnt decide to take maths and chemistry instead of art and psychology in college. like i could be painting and totally not doing drugs and then become a starving artist, but now im sitting here spending days and days analysing the same stupid set of data.

yeah, if you're young and you love art - persue art, there's time in the future to turn to more "serious" fields, where you're in deeper shit if you want to turn to art

#if i do somehow become a professional artist i will abandon these social medias because im not having 3000 zosan acreditted to me lol #dw if we are friends i would keep contact #rambles

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darsynia · 5 months ago

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I totally misunderstood this game at first. I blame the lack of sleep. I think you'd be the type of person whom I couldn't make eye contact across the table when someone says something that could vauguely have inappropriate connotations.

Oh no problem! You're one million percent right, though, oh my gosh. I'll never forget when I was about 10, my Sunday school teacher Audrey was about 80 years old and she sat with me when our church went to the city cathedral for a celebration.

Well, our church used watered down port wine for Communion and this cathedral... did not. Their wine was like WHISKEY or something, incredibly strong, and every time someone took the sip they'd make a genuinely terrible face when they turned around! Audrey and I sat in our pew and desperately tried not to die laughing at everyone's miserable shocked expressions. It was 20 minutes of stomach-aching, gasping hilarity!

Thanks for sending this in!!

Tell me something you secretly think about me?

#tw: religion #just talk of communion #i would absolutely be unable to fully keep my composure #you'd hold on right until we made eye contact and though it'd be my fault YOU would be the one in trouble for laughing

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dykevanny · 1 year ago

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had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and #Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like #Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know????#The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames #‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras #The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras #One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a #Weird late staff meeting #The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else #Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh #But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going #On in here #One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find #Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later #Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc #Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’.#Cam has to survive the masked intruder #eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier #Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex #Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh #Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon….#I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn

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