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unlikelysaintdelele · 1 year ago

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I don't often read stories where sibling relationships are accurate. They either hate each other or would never even think to raise a hand against each other. I've punched my brother in the face and he's attempted to drown me, but we become a team the moment we have a common enemy. I would use my body as a shield to protect him in a life or death situation, but I know in my heart I would never be friends with or even tolerate him if we weren't related. Y'know? I wanna read more sibling relationships like that.

#both of these... assaults happened below the double digits #you could argue drowning is worse than punching #but I've also locked him out of our old apartment #and nearly broke his arm while sparring #and kicked him in the shins a lot #he's just attempted murder as an emotionally dysfunctional child #and almost shoved me into oncoming traffic #but that was an accident #...unless?#I'm kidding istg #on another note #I have five main characters #almost none of them have siblings #only the most human and modern one has a sibling #that bitch has an older sister #i only have a younger brother #i need to give some of my current mains siblings #OH SHIT WAIT I DO HAVE A MAIN WITH A BUNCH OF SIBLINGS #BUT ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE DEAD LMAO

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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 30 days ago

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Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)

#china #video #douyin #miscellaneous #run #cnetizens says he is injured by accident #there's an aunt on the mountain who takes care of him and he goes to that aunt every day for food #btw the monkeys in Emei Mountain are notorious bullies #they will attack humans indiscriminately #don't feed don't look at them #don't bring backpacks with snacks #but china's Rhinopithecus 金丝猴jinsihou are very cute and docile #funny

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apollos-boyfriend · 10 months ago

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something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

#icarus speaks #thinking about orion’s belt!purp #i’ve made her so fucking autistic on complete accident 😭#just bc i project so much onto cpurp in general

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draconicshinx · 1 year ago

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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily

#my poasts #for tagging purposes #driving carefully won't save you from ever getting into an accident #but it WILL reduce your chances

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passionpeachy · 3 months ago

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halloween turtle 🎃

#artists on tumblr #illustrators on tumblr #halloween #autumn #artsypeachy #I can’t remember if I posted this in this account. sorry if I ever repost something twice on accident lol

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star--bird · 3 months ago

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Headcanon that Jason never learned how to drive but kind of figured it out and drives alright. For the most part. Okay, he's not a good driver, and in all honesty, this is probably canon since I doubt he ever took driver's ed but here are some scenes to consider:

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Dick: The car in front of you is slowing down. Slow down. Jason slow down. JASON SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

Jason: Okay! Okay! Calm down, it's hard to tell when the car in front of you is slowing down anyways.

Dick: Yeah that's why cars come with brake lights. You know, the things on the back of the car? That go off when the driver is breaking?

Jason: ...OH so that's what those mean.

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Jason: Damn this road is so dark, I genuinely cannot see.

Tim: Turn on your brights.

Jason: The what?

Tim: *sigh* Twist the stick thingy.

Jason: Oh my god have these been there the entire time?

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*Jason driving alone and fumbling with lots of different buttons and switches to try and find where the windshield wipers are in loony toones esc fashion*

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Damian (who is currently in drivers ed): You can turn left now.

Jason: You can only turn right on red.

Damian: Yeah but it's a one way onto another one way. You can turn left in red.

Jason: This feels illegal.

Damian: I promise you it isn't.

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Damian (before he took drivers ed): Aren't we suppose to exit at some point?

Jason (currently on his third lap around the roundabout): Yeah I'm just... Scared.

#he hasn't gotten into an accident yet #batman #dc #dc comics #dcu #batfam #dc universe #batman wayne family adventures #jason todd #tim drake #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #red robin #damian wayne #robin #batman robin

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myclericalromance · 2 years ago

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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

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doctorsiren · 3 months ago

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More on that AU I scribbled where Bill’s parents were alive and were supportive of their son and his actions <3

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #bill cipher #scalene cipher #euclid cipher #stanford pines #weirdmageddon #gravity falls fanart #cipher family fun au #digital art #my art #procreate #bill gets his instability from his mama 😁😁😁#really love how bill looks in that first page idk he just turned out so nicely #the first drawing of this AU blew up on accident LMAO oopsie

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yet-another-clown · 5 months ago

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#funny #memes #dank memes #meirl #relatable #comedy #i know the season started a while ago #but im feeling it rn #to the person who invented allergies:#i pray that one day when you get sick someone makes you a really delicious chili stew #and you accidently get some chili on your fingers #and forget about it #and then rub your nose #jesterscourt

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minart-was-taken · 2 years ago

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So I have this headcanon about Larry...

#Pokemon #Pokemon Scarlet #Pokemon Violet #Pokemon sv #Pokemon Larry #Pkmn #Comic #traffic accident #car crash #ask to tag #Isekai Larry

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Hey now, Let her cook!

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #oyasumi punpun #<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.

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ode-to-fury · 4 months ago

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, you do not decide which discworld book you're going to read first, the universe does. It's whichever one accidentally makes its way into your immediate vicinity, whichever one is the only one on the shelf at the library when you were actually looking for something else. It will find you when it's Time, it has something to do with wossname... quantum

#discworld #terry pratchett #sir terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #personally for me it was my father leaving colour of magic in my room by accident #hex could probably figure it out for you but thats about it

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magentasnail · 3 months ago

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long distance