#but that day is not today lmao

[didderd]

Rice (Tourette's Nightmare)'s ref!

The big boss of the Rice Crispy Treats. Records and archives aus. (link to the masterpost/lore post for the Crispies.)

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

[lilyflower06]

Me with my little secrets :3c <- All the AUs from multiple fandoms that live rent free in my mind and will never see the light of day 😔

[expelliarmus]

[zombie-bait]

happiest girl in the whole entire world

thinking about my favourite kind-hearted eldritch horror trapped in the body of my favourite traumatized goth girl

(+ purple variant)

[willthespy]

HUYS WHY DID THIS DK WELL I HATE IT GET IT OFF MY TOP POSTS THE RVIEVDLBEBDH

a birthday gift from a certain god…

[araneapeixes]

rare bg3 Tav moment coming from me to you with a doodle assortment. with a goth gf cameo of course

[sturnina]

Empty

Matt Sturniolo x reader

You‘ve been sitting on your bed for half an hour or more, just staring into emptiness. Your vision is blurred. Empty. Your hands lay limp in your lap, palms pointing up. Empty. Your mind is finally silent. Empty.

The phone lying a few feet away from you on the mattress buzzes twice. You don‘t bother picking it up. Being empty is so much easier right now. It‘s clear who‘s texting you, but…

It buzzes again, slowly rattling you out of the comfortable state. You can feel the sensations starting to pour in, one after the other. Weight settles on your shoulders again, heavier than the blanket you‘ve laid over yourself. Was that even you? There‘s no memory of wrapping yourself up tightly like this.

It‘s Matt who‘s been texting you. Your phone is empty too, except for his texts.

Hey :)

I’m outside

Fuck. The date. You had a date.

I can see the light from your window lol, just open the door

It's freezing out here btw

(No it’s not, I just want you to open up so I can see that gorgeous face of yours)

Looking down at yourself is what fully wakes you up. You‘re wearing no more than the pj‘s you changed into immediately after coming home from work. No makeup. Your hair isn‘t done.

What are you supposed to say?

He‘s outside, you realise after sneaking up to the window showing the front yard; outside and waiting for you so you can go on your date. That you forgot about.

Keeping the blanket tightly around you since it’s the only thing bringing you comfort and shielding you from the world right now, you walk to the front door, guilt nagging at your insides.

The second you open the door his face seems to light up. But his happy expression is quickly replaced by a confused one when he sees the blanket and… well, you. The way you look.

“Hey…“ you say a little sheepishly, ashamed to look him in the eyes. “I‘m so sorry, I completely forgot, I just came home from work an hour ago and I guess I just zoned out? I‘m so sorry, I can just-“

The words fall out of your mouth before he can respond, but the second you start apologising, he rushes to you and shakes his head.

“No, it’s okay, don’t apologise,” he says, cupping your face with his hand. “I get it. We can just stay in today. Watch a movie. Or cuddle. Or I can leave, and you can have some time for yourself, how does that sound?”

“Don’t leave, please,” you say, the words escaping you before you can help it. You try to keep your voice steady but can’t fight the slight waver that sneaks into your tone. Stepping aside, you let Matt into the house and close the door behind him.

His arms are around you, embracing you, quicker than you can react. It feels like you’re melting into his touch, leaning against his chest, holding him as close as possible.

“Okay,” he whispers, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, “I won’t leave.”

[ping-ski]

today was a good day :)

(they're free from the ice prison now)

[its-the-sa]

i genuinely love how every scav king fight is either an hour-long ordeal where he mercilessly slaughters you 50 times in a row, or he's just instantly like

[aerialworms-art]

Happy Amok Time-iversary! Have a coloured version of this post!

Based on an original comic by Kate Beaton

Image ID under cut

[Image ID: A three panel Star Trek comic, coloured in blue and gold screentone.

First panel: Spock grips Kirk's bicep and says "Captain I am biologically compelled to ravish you".

Second panel: A wide shot reveals he and Kirk are standing next to the Captain's chair. Kirk says "Not on the Bridge, Mister Spock". In the foreground, Sulu smirks to Chekov and says "Like that's ever stopped him" In the background, Uhura is smirking at Kirk and Spock.

Third panel: Spock sits at his science station, fists shaking, teeth gritted. He says "Then I will sit here consumed with lust until I die". In the corner is the artist's signature, '@aerialworms' /End ID]

[starry-bi-sky]

No.

No, no, no, no, NO!

He's shaking. His heart is burning in his chest, pounding like a jackhammer against his ribs, and there's a trembling, aching rage building beneath his tongue and pressing against his teeth.

In his hands, his fingers tense and wrists locked, the article reads in big, black font: JOKER LOCKED IN ARKHAM ASYLUM AGAIN!

Danny shouldn't feel so angry about this, this is a good thing. Gotham doesn't have to deal with him for another few months at the least. He should feel relieved, a little more at peace.

He is not.

He cannot swallow the fury thudding behind his eyes, the burning white heat searing a deeper hole in his chest. A searing green filling static in his ears in the way only the rage of the restless dead can have.

How is he going to kill him now?

Arkham may be the only asylum in America made entirely of tissue paper, but it's still an asylum. There are cameras, guards, other patients resting inside. Danny can think of a million different ways to sneak in and kill Joker, but someone will hear his screaming.

It'd have to be rushed.

He doesn't want it to be rushed.

It's a cruel thought. Cruel and cold and merciless, but Danny doesn't feel an ounce of shame, not an ounce of guilt, for it. He wants to be alone with the Joker when he kills him, that's all he wants. In Arkham, you are never alone.

He forces his anger to bubble back down into his chest, stuffing it between his heartstrings and his ribs like a blanket you're trying to bunch up into a corner. It sizzles and burbles. The static begins to fade out into a high-pitched ringing; it sounds like distant screaming.

Danny is still trembling, but he can think a little clearer now.

He can wait.

He can wait. He can wait. He can wait. He canwait. Hecanwait. Hecanwait.

He can wait.

He's waited five years for this. He can wait one more week. One more month. One more year. However long it takes for the Joker to break back out, Danny can wait.

And when the Joker does, inevitably, break out.

Danny uncrinkles his fingers around the edges of the newspaper, loosens his limbs just enough so he can pay for it.

He'll be waiting.

The dead, after all, have all the time in the world.

[disappointeddyke]

happy butch

[grandpasauce]

the concept of lavellan unwittingly saying the evanuris' names as an exclamation during sex with solas will never NOT be hilarious to me btw like solas is just going to town on that ass and then lavellan is moaning "ELGAR'NAN!!" and solas just stops like "do NOT bring him into this istfg"

u ever think he gets used to it like?? what is he suppose to say??? 'hey babe could you stop moaning my coworker's names in bed? thanks' ??????

[nhyhu]

@hot-scarian-summer-2024 Day 3 - Dark Nights are Upon Us - Haunted - Murder Mystery

scar you should not be blushing right now

[froggtogs]

rockin’ out!!