#but that boy is a sociopath

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

The MOST screwed up thing I've ever heard come from another human being's mouth is when a 16yo boy got caught torturing and killing pets from the neighborhood, and his dad said, "what's the matter? Boys will be boys. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM."

[pastelchad]

I know it’s common for RE fans to lament the fact that Leon never got to live his dream of being a cop but I feel like he was going to have a severely rude awakening resulting in the loss of his innocence either way. His chief of police was a serial rapist and murderer who liked to taxidermy his victims’ bodies. In an AU where umbrella never existed and there’s no zombies he most likely would have been harassed/threatened off the force bc he tried to expose Irons.

[stealingyourbones]

I started watching house like 3 weeks ago because of you and your propaganda and am already on season 3. Why is he like that. Why is it so riveting.

I KNOW RIGHT?!!!! Every episode is the exact same formula and yet I have been obsessed with the show for 4 years now and rewatch the episodes constantly. Welcome to the club my guy

[peachetteprice]

Born For It | Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Enter: Rich-boy!Gaz who was never born into wealth, but rather, born for it.

Thankfully, his blagging skills were never subpar, as convincing the wealthiest blonde bimbo at a conference in Fort Lauderdale would have proved tricky had he not mastered the art of running his delicious mouth. It was, in his own words, piss-easy to convince the woman he was 'in love with' that he was, in fact, a very well-off, well-known auditor for numerous major tech companies, and he was, additionally, all too talented at forging the paperwork for a 2024 Kia Stonic in cerulean blue – that certainly did not cost him a month's worth of groceries to rent for two weeks – to prove that it was truly all his. And, goodness, thank the creator that his father was so devoted to owning three gorgeous, pin-striped Italian suits before he passed, otherwise he would have nothing prim and proper to wear on their first, second, third, fourth, and fifth dates! Well, before he devoured her on her velvet couch and stole her hand in marriage, of course.

Naturally, he takes to the role of pompous, spoilt, entitled husband like a moth to a flame, as he has an inordinate ability to stretch the truth with his long Ralph Lauren fleeces tucked at the elbows, VVS diamond-studded watches, and tinted Versace sunglasses.

Oh, but don't be fooled by the crass social act: the man knows a con artist when he sees one.

He doesn't spend long at the country club with a glass of red in hand, talking to Brian and James and Marcus and their wives Tiffany, Tiffany 2, and Tiffany 2.5, respectively, about the recent tax evasion scandal from Johnsons and Co. (and how they all might do it better without getting caught) before he spots you across the outdoor pool on a sun chair: the young, recently wed beauty with ample time left on your wrist to be doing anything with your life other than seduce poor, geriatric, twice-divorcée, once-widowed, thrice-Viagra'd Mr. Shepherd – or, more crucially – the vast riches he carries in those flabby jowls of his, just ripe enough for the taking as soon as that weak heart of his drops him dead in the shower on a cold Tuesday morning, months later.

It's a shame, really, that the old dog didn't put his conversation skills into the will, because it takes Kyle no more than three minutes of ogling to read the smudged guilt and lost desire on your face, and poses, to you, over a kiss on the knuckles and a well-timed whisper into your ear, the question of joining him one day for lunch in his large, supersized, monstrous mansion that hardly gets used by his married-to-her-work-first wife who, herself, would never think of Kyle wishing to screw another woman on the weekends to entertain himself in such a lonely... drab... suburb.

It does perplex you a little a first, especially when you aren't certain why he wants you of all the women at the country club, when every wife, waitress and pool girl would burst open their bras and dangle their naked breasts in his face at just a chance of that silver tongue on their bodies, because he's simply that irresistible.

Not only because he knows your golden secret to greed, and has been known to – again – run that scrumptious mouth of his to anyone he can throw under the bus for another grand or two, but because it's clear to anyone that dear-old Shepherd's cock does nothing for a pretty pussy like yours, and you desperately need to cream over his thick, severing, thigh-splitting one until you cum, to make up for all the flab he wiggles in and around your folds at nine in the evening before he conks out in his silk pyjamas – he has to wake up early to catch the morning run of his favourite radio show, don't you remember?

Though, you do agree that he is irresistible. In fact, you have to.

And you wouldn't tell on Kyle even if you could, even if he didn't have his wife's lawyer on speed-dial, due to that legally-binding, twenty-three page contract locked within a safe in your makeup drawer which clearly states that anything of yours from the inheritence – whenever your old biddie shoots the gun, kicks the bucket or collects his final paycheck, that is – is automatically his, too, as well as the properties in Toulouse, the estate in Dubai, the stocks and shares in Google and Facebook that only ever seem to be going up... oh, and that divine cunt of yours he laps up like a starved dog whenever his wife is away.

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[batunatu]

born to be a fnafhs kid, grow up to be a class of 09 teenager.

[tzviaariella]

@vashtijoy YOU. YOU GET IT.

[naturallyred]

Once again I gather proof from official Evangelion content to boost my Chef Shinji agenda (let him cook!)

[vernallagom0rphs]

Pizza Princess Bonus Panel + Inspiration

I was paroosing around Amazon maybe like a month back and stumbled upon this fidget toy doll, named Pizza Princess, and thought to myself "Elizabeth Afton would not only wear that, William probably made it for her." And thus I made a comic about it

I already had the canon that Will and Liz did children's pageantry in the Alive AU, this just happened to encourage that

[dasistblod]

"she doesn't know what it means to be chosen by a god" -Faulkner, about Carpenter, chapter 5

[michimonie]

Someone was posting this before, but... gay marriage out of spite??

(Scrooge's Last Adventure, Francesco Artibani & Alessandro Perina)

[deliciouskeys]

“What good would that do? Where would it even go... but to the bottomless gaping pit of insecurity you call a soul.”

If (A) Stan Edgar was one of the three main people personally in charge of Homelander’s upbringing, and (B) they “pROgRaMMeD” Homelander rather than accidentally left him to his own devices to develop his insecurities and need for approval….

Then I certainly hope the writers want us to think that line makes Stan Edgar a completely POS and not a badass.

[tsukasa]

cute...

[thedman0310]

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

The day after the 2017 state dinner: MegaLiar w/a photo of Sarah Rose & Sparry

Sadly I can't tell if this is Giles Coren lying again.

How sad for William & Catherine to experience such unadulterated hatred from a brother, Sparry.

It still shocks me that Sparry has worked hand in hand w/his diabolical wife to destroy innocent families. He of all people should show "compassion in action 🙄" and tell the truth. His own mother (Saint Diana) was engaged in multiple affairs and as a result, the majority of the world questions Sparry's paternity. How diabolical of him to inflict that same pain on others.

Several years ago, Sparry's friend confessed "he needs the HARD FALL."

Even kids know: The TRUTH sets you FREE Larryboy & the Rumour Weed

Larry Boy & the Fib from Outer Space

Has anyone else noticed that both MEgain & Sparry have creepy tongue behavior? Why are they constantly flicking them out at the public as they speak? Is it drugs?

Anytime they want something, they will resurrect this affair FIB just like the racism FIB.

[janpawlak]

Nach meinem Dafürhalten war diese ... diese Sache zwischen [dir und Maik] damals nicht gesund.

[nando161mando]

The Boys as a series is great because they have this huge critique of big corporations who exploit and kill their workers and they criticise a society where only sociopaths are on top and call out the rise of the far-right and then the only force opposing corporate interests is the CIA