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Their fingers bump, a shock of warmth in the bitter air, as Steve relieves Eddie of the joint. “Does it?”
“Yeah, shitbags like Hargrove always go after decent people. Which, apparently, you are one.”
A chuckle breaks from Steve’s lips as he slips the joint between them. He swears he can taste a hint of Big Red lingering on the paper. “Easy. Don’t hurt yourself.”
“Over you? I wouldn’t dream of it.” Sitting back, Eddie kicks one leg over the other, drums his rings against the tarnished aluminum, stares out into the empty field. “So, you wanna talk about…whatever the fuck happened there?”
He lets the smoke roil around in his lungs, holds it in as long as he can, until that monkey part of his brain, wired for survival, kicks in and sends the smoking pack with a one-way ticket out his nose. “Not really,” he says.
“What do you wanna talk about, then?”
“I don’t know.” Stealing one last hit, he passes the joint back to Eddie. “Tell me something about you.”
“Oh, baby—” Eddie spreads his arms, his legs, and a filthy smile across his face. “I’m an open book. Flip me open and take a gander.”
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I’m the guy playing the mobile games in all those ads. My life can be condensed to 30 second segments of failing to match 3 to save the king, running into a x3 multiplier instead of a x30 multiplier, carving a log into a lopsided rectangle rather than a wineglass. My last raise was two cents and it was because I gave the mobile game ad people the idea to give you a little interactive portion after the ad now, so you can show yourself how much better than me you are. How much smarter. Faster. More dexterous. Your fingers are so nimble on the screen, after all... I wonder what else those fingers can do? And yes, I am secretly waiting for the day someone plays every one of those interactive sections so badly that the mobile game people have them take my place in the phone forever, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't miss it. Ok you can press x to exit now
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Now's the time, folks! Send in any burning questions for our resident vigilantes and you shall have an answer!
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