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Honestly the cliche advice is true. If you fill your life w things you’re passionate about, if you challenge yourself every day, if you give your own opinion of yourself more weight than you do other people’s opinions of you, you will actually thrive. Like no one can tell u anything
#I’m just in a whole state of mind rn#there will always be ppl who try to bring u down but pursuing the things u love will help u rise above it.#I absolutely still get anxious / annoyed at things but I’m over it sm faster. and soon it won’t bother me at all.#or at least it’ll have a healthy duration. bc negative emotion isn’t always bad. negative emotion is important and we should not ignore it#but overall!! preserving my energy better. just need to work on my knee jerk responses & I’ll be set#text
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getting real fed up with my peers treating teenagers like shit. how did you forget so fucking quickly what it's like to be them. shame on you.
#this is about people my age getting into internet discourse with teenagers#and calling them stupid and overall belittling them and being a jerk to them#like. literally just block them if they are being a shithead#teenagers are shitheads sometimes#youre not going to change them#they need to grow up on their own#and an adult making fun of them isnt going to help#in fact it is going to hinder the process#if you want to try to help you need to be kind#if theyre not receptive to that and are still being an asshole then it is not worth it#and you need to go do something else with your time#you are a fucking adult
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A mi fi tell yu! 🗣️
#ps#postsss#fotosss#jerk chicken#bbq wings#food lover#chat to me niceee#my wife gon be alright#food photography#foodie#foodporn#with this fucking heat I still killed it#🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#gahhhdamnnn#but the way this tasted like heavennn#foodpics#foodlover#food#mycooking!#jamaican food#Dominican food#Caribbean food#not white people food#I promise you the sauce ain’t just bbq#my special sauce#I do shit from scratch#big tings
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Redraw of two characters I like 💦
#bfdi#battle for dream island#bfb#tpot#inanimate insanity#pillow bfdi#knife ii#object show#osc#object show community#what other crap should I tag there are too many abbreviations#okay guys you're not going to believe me but what if pillowkniGUNSHOTS#my pillow design looks so bright fluffy and simple but then there's this JERK#it's okay I still love them#never thought I'd see two characters I like interact no way hahahahhhHEHHGKkjd💥💥💥💥#shriimpcandle goes manic#knife inanimate insanity#pillow battle for dream island
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got over my initial knee jerk reaction so canon braius sketch just to feel out his design in my style, and ngl i see the vision mr riegel
#critical role#critical role fanart#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#braius doomseed#critical doodles#cr 3#bells hells#still keeping some of my own tweaks like the darker ears and the goatee#but honestly I'm warming up to the canon design#i'm 200% a furry so I admit my initial reaction was totally a knee jerk lmfaooo#i am as the kids say these days............. biased
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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Tbh at this point, I almost feel sorry for people who ship Bakugou with another character other than Izuku.
I mean, don't get me wrong, ppl can ship whatever they want, but that blonde boy has Izuku on his mind 24/7.
#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bakugou katsuki#bkdk#ktdk#bakudeku#katsudeku#anime#kuyenshino's comment#you have to create an entire AU where Izuku basically doesnt exist or died and Katsuki is forever an insecure jerk that never grows up...#bc Izuku is the most integral part of Bakugou's character development...#and even if you leave them in the friendship territory Bakugou will still be obsessed with him...#/hj
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you wonder why your cunt is often soaked with his cum when you wake up in the mornings—parts of it already leaked out, smeared and sticky between the inner of your thighs. you would know if your husband satoru fucked you in your sleep, you would’ve felt it, he is that big. but the truth is, as you soon find out, that he has a secret little thing, a morning ritual if you will, regarding that achy hardness in his boxers upon waking up he likes to involve you in, bc otherwise the relief is not that sweet. so, he strokes himself when you sleep still, his head slightly dipped in your cunt—holding back, but barely, from thrusting deep inside you—as he carefully works the load in his balls out, and inside you….why would he waste it after all when you’re right there beside him
#— ai rambles#i am so violent about this#if you think he will diligently get up and go to the bathroom to jerk it#you’re wrong#he has 0 shame he will do it right then and there#but he’ll let you sleep still…he cares for your rest but he’s also a bit selfish too#tw somno#tw somnophilia#[ ♡ ] — satoru
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Oc intro: Jaiden (Yan! Big brother) - 🖤
Jaiden loves his siblings. He really does! It's just that the youngest had always been... annoying. The brat just gets on his nerves, constantly whining for attention. No, he doesn't want to play games with you! Ugh.. being so smug when his baby sibling finally stops bothering him all the damm time. Smirking and making a big show out of how relaxing it is without having you around. He definitely doesn't start to miss it..
(Is he not the cool big brother now? What do you mean you don't need help beating that boss anymore?? His dumbass friend showed you??? His baby sibling that always looked at him with stars in their eyes shutting him out. Who the hell do you think you are, brat..)
It never helped that Mom would always pester him to be nicer, she didn't want to deal with the little shit either! She was just trying to pawn them off to someone else, not wanting to deal with her youngest anymore than Jaiden did. Seriously... how annoying do you have to be for your mom not to even want you
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#mean! big brother to soft! big brother pipeline..#hes still going to be a bit of a jerk though#its what brothers do!#famial yandere#forced age regression#platonic yandere#yandere age regression#yandere agere#yandere brother#yandere older brother#who next...#Oc: Jaiden 🖤#Oc: Home is where the heart is 🏠💕
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speaking of dubiously ethical but unquestionably fuckable father figures - mr. carlisle cullen of twilight fame am i right
#i'm currently reading twilight (out of order) for the first time#and i don't know if he commits any atrocities later on#but god he's so hot in new moon#10/10 so many notes but i'd still let him jerk off to the thought about drinking my blood#personalde#delete later when i remember how to feel shame
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Love Sea Episode 9 BTS | Fort The Kissing Menace & His Enabler
Peat: There's no kissing in this scene! What did I just say?? No kissing - Why do you keep kissing me?? Stop kissing me already! Get offfff.
Fort: Let me kiss you.
Peat: Okay.
#love sea#love sea the series#tongrak x mahasamut#rakmut#fortpeat#fort thitipong#peat wasuthorn#THESE IDIOTS#fort: I PECK#peat: why is he like this?#peat: why am i like this?#it's become a knee jerk reaction#peat really be clowning himself#fort: hushhh be still whilst i smother you in kisses *nom nom*#someone on set should have had an actual clicker to count how many times fort did this
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Whenever fanfiction has Dean say he hates Cas’s coat or thinks it's stupid or ugly and he wants to see Cas out of it as soon as possible I simply must disagree. He kept that thing for a whole year full of rank water. He saw Cas back in his usual getup and gotar bonar. Dean loves cartoons. He loves costumes. He loves Cas’s coat.
#he wants to jerk off on it. who said that.#he wants to jerk off on it both on the outside (marking his territory) and on the inside (intimate and defiling.).#he wants to wear the coat and nothing else and jerk off and then give it back to Cas while it's still warm from his body.#idk who said that must have been the wind#this is a passing thought I haven't seen this recently#Dean does ALSO very much enjoy seeing Cas dressed up but he LOVES base Cas who wears the same outfit every day#am i projecting because I always dismiss when cas is described in other clothes and imagine him in the trench coat anyway. yes.#but there is textual evidence that dean likes the coat#also his 'you think it's crappy 🥺' 'eye of the beholder' comment#even if he DID think Cas's coat was lame. which he doesn't!!! he could never say it to him
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So Splinter was willing to trade the world for his son. If Draxum had to choose between his world domination plans and the safety of his own sons, what would he pick? If he was choosing between the world and Donnie?
Honestly TSAU!Draxum would very much choose his sons (including Donnie) over the world. Sure, world domination is important to him, but also remember that he views world domination as a necessary step to save yōkai-kind from destruction, which includes his boys! Draxum isn't the perfect dad, and he didn't exactly plan on getting as attached to his sons as he did when he first created them. But now that he does have them he is Attached™ and he'll be damned if he lets anything bad happen to them.
#i don't CARE if it's ooc or not loving dad draxum means A LOT to me!!!#it's MY AU and I get to decide the characterization!#okay but like if mikey managed to get draxum to start caring about him and the other hamatos in just a few months in the show#and that was after they'd spent like a year being enemies#there's no way draxum wouldn't love his kids if they were on his side from day one#draxum is not immune to the baby turtles#that being said i still find bad dad draxum very compelling too#i like seeing him being a jerk in other aus it's just in my au that i wanted to embrace wholesome family fun times#just cuz you're super villains doesn't mean you can't be a loving caring family :D#tizel talk#tiz sep au#tmnt#rottmnt
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butches in leather jackets. Thank you
#limiting myself to two butch thirst posts a day#which is fine because i can still jerk it to them#but sometimes i need to post my perverse thoughts#lesbian#sapphic#wlw#wlw post#butch bait#lesbianism#butch appreciation#butch lesbian#lesbian blog#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#sapphic yearning#sapphic post#femme dyke#butch dyke#dykeposting#dyke#lesbian pride#butch lover#i love butches#lesbian love
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Every time I see someone earnestly say that Carver hates Hawke, I have to exercise such restraint to not scream.
Every day I get closer to writing a deep dive about him because that's my guy. He's so interesting. He feels so much. He tries so hard when talking to the other companions and some of the dynamics he has with them are so good. He can be so fucking funny and sweet and awkward. He so badly wants to be wanted and appreciated and to protect everyone he loves.
Carver Hawke, they could never make me hate you.
#da2#carver hawke#i may have stumbled across someone complaining about how mean carver is to hawke and the companions and i just... huh??#whattya mean?? first of all if you're upset about companions being jerks to each other then boy do i have bad news for you#about the other companions--if you want 'mean' then put anders merrill and fenris in a party together#hell if you wanna see 'mean' then look through aveline's companion dialogue--she straight up calls merrill stupid to her face#and secondly carver is not MEAN... the only companion he's hostile toward is anders and that makes sense#and don't get me started on carver and hawke he does NOT hate hawke even if he's a templar and at full rivalry#hawke can be the worst piece of shit to him. max out his rivalry. leave him behind where he becomes a templar.#just say the worst shit to him and he will never betray you. he will never agree to kill hawke for meredith. ever.#but reminder that a warrior/rogue hawke has an option to let circle bethany die when siding with the templars#JUST SAYING#one day y'all.... one day i'm gonna write it and then what? WHAT THEN??#also yes... I'm replaying da2 now. i'm still in act 1 so i have hawke siblings on the brain so...#apologies in advance for not shutting up about them
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Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing
And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had
Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter
And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"
#aitsf#ai the somnium files#kaname date#mizuki date#THE DATES THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAA#its so funny though like imagine being such a bad parent that some loner who jerks off all the time does a better job than you#and hes literally never interacted with children before and is later revealed to have actually been an assassin#renju and shoko really just suck huh#and i dont mean to reduce date to a porno loving loser cuz nah like hes actually got so much depth going on in this situation like he cant#remember a single thing about his past he has no frame of reference for what a family is or if hes ever had one himself#which we then learn he. kinda didnt he was an orphan with no friends no name no one who came looking for him it seems#yet he still finds himself loving and caring for this girl and would literally die over and over for her to live a happy life#hes so genuinely kind and caring and deeply lonely and unsure of himself if hes doing this right#and he feels agonizing pain when hes forced to remember that he isnt mizukis real dad and that. he has nothing#but despite that he doesnt force mizuki to return these feelings because its a lot to burden a child with and shes been through enough#its like. kaname date i love youuuu please just adopt her already 🥺
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