#but sometimes! it does end beneficially lmao

[nexus-nebulae]

it's a good thing one of my special interests is sorting and alphabetizing bc if i did not have that i would Absolutely Never clean my room

[roseykat]

What about alpha Minho/omega Jisung X alpha fem! Reader?? The two alphas fucking each other roughly because it's their nature and they constantly try to dominate the other, both of them fucking their little Omega until he cries and shakes in their hold, marking him as their mate

The three of the spending their ruts/heats together...

That's it

Thank you for giving me free rein (again) over another topic, and I think this is the first A/B/O type hard thought that I’ve written on this account lmao

Imagine the sheer, untapped ferocity between alpha Minho and alpha reader whenever dominance is at stake. Not to mention whenever their doe eyed, freshly marked mate is watching as well before he gets clawed into the mess. His alphas’ ruts are brutal and totally unforgiving, but to me, Jisung holds the mental faculty as a natural pleaser. Yes omega’s submit to alphas, but Jisung just submits in general because that’s also his personality and not just his genes (in this AU anyway).

So even if he didn’t possess the genetic makeup of an omega, that man is on his knees, awaiting further instructions from reader and Minho without question.

They’d fuck him harsh and senseless, using his holes at their own will until he’s crying from how good his insides feel. Even though he likes it hard, fast, rough, and will take both of them at the same time on any given day, his alpha’s can go overboard sometimes. But he knows it’s not their fault and they know that if there’s anything that’s as equally bad if not worse than a rut, it’s when Jisung goes into heat.

Slightly similar to his partners ruts, it’s uncontrollable and unbearable if nothing is done about it. He could absolutely go on heat suppressants to help lessen the intensity of them. But it doesn’t make them disappear. He’ll still present all the symptoms of being in heat when it swings around, and if he’s especially unlucky, they don’t work.

If that’s the case, Minho and reader have to prepare for their mates heats just as he prepares for their ruts.

Jisung’s can’t withstand his physiological needs and will beg, cry, or both sometimes, for his alphas to fuck him. When they’re not around, it’s not an uncommon occurrence for reader and/or Minho to catch Jisung with an article of clothing from each of them, bought up to his nose as he tries to finger his slick hole on their bed.

The need to be fucked by his alphas surpasses all rationality. His body screams at him to be knotted and bred. So when he again, goes crying to his alphas, sobbing at their feet because his body hurts without them, they don’t hesitate. It’s fairly usual for the two alphas to offer their bodies. To fuck him into the mattress repeatedly, and it’s never just once when he’s in heat. Not even twice. He’s going until his heat ends, which can last for days at a time.

The worst was when Jisung had an irregular heat that lasted for just over a week. It was exhausting for all parties, particularly Jisung. But both alphas had to find and create ways that would satisfy Jisung’s needs until their own stamina replenishes. So Reader and Minho went out to buy sex toys for Jisung to use, which at first, takes the edge off a bit, but it’s not long after until his skin starts crawling with what feels like fire, and the only way to put it out or to satiate it, is if Minho and or reader fucks him until he’s unable to hold a single transient thought in his pretty little head.

Now when Jisung’s heat triggers a rut for either Minho and or Reader, then it’s beneficial for all three of them because they’re getting what they want. Not to mention it’s the most likely and accurate point in time where it’s possible for Minho (and or Reader) to breed Jisung.

Some AU’s suggest that female alphas can’t get male omegas pregnant, some say the opposite - I’ll leave that up to whoever is reading this to decide that for themselves x

[villainanders]

How do the veilguard companions feel about your blood mage took

ty for asking :3 so i would say they're all generally friends since that's kind of just how the game goes and I never felt compelled to contradict that in my mind but how they feel about the blood magic definitely varies

for background, my idea for val as a blood mage comes from origins - when zev (in haven I believe) comes across a blood ritual and comments that the crows would do rituals like this. val came into her magic very early (I think around 5 or 6) and was basically trained the crows her entire life to do highly dangerous, extremely brutal blood magic to eviscerate high priority targets (part of why she was eventually brought into house arainai's contract against zevran and daera despite being from different those. tho that didn't work out for her either)

that being said, i think it feels pretty normal to lucanis, despite his general distaste for blood magic. she's a crow doing a job, one she is highly specialized and trained in doing and he wouldn't second guess her methods anymore than she would second guess his (not to mention it's actively useful to have someone experienced in working with demons help him manage spite)

i think about val and emmrich a lot.. i didn't bring him in the party as much bc they had pretty similar builds (and val is mage romancing another mage so composition was just fucked sometimes) but he think he had the biggest effect on how she sees her magic in the game. since dav's necromancy is very much like blood magic, but I think working with emmrich made val start thinking of herself as a necromancer, and leaning into a magic and fighting style that was much more like the mourn watch than the crows (real thing that happened in game as I stopped using knife and orb as I leaned into the death caller build lmao). the idea of working with spirits and death as something positive and beneficial as opposed to just being another weapon for her contract holder was very comforting I think. since their rooms are next to each other I like to imagine val comes over to emmrich's a lot to poke and dead bodies and argue about if necromancy and blood magic are the same thing

neve is... complicated. she certainly doesn't LIKE that val is a blood mage, but i'd imagine that as a tevinter mage, neve probably has a slightly different definition of blood magic than a lot of other characters (based on what dorian says in inq). so the way val conducts herself in battle bothers her a lot less than val being highly defensive of working with demons, blood rituals, etc. buuut val has also distanced herself from those things since not working directly for the crows anymore and no longer having a direct contractual obligation to put herself in these very dangerous and bloody situations (also she knows neve hates it so she doesn't bring it up).

i also think neve also has some leeway for val bc she understands that like... val was a slave. she was literally bought by the crows as a child and raised to do exactly this as her purpose in life. it's a story neve has seen again and again in tevinter, even if for most of val's story she'll adamantly argue that her situation is different. so, it's messy but I think at least for now neve isn't ready to die on that hill

this post is so long now so I'll speedrun through the others. i don't think davrin is crazy about him but he and val get along so well for their shared pragmatism + the gray wardens have such an "ends justify the means" approach to blood magic I think that at least in the course fo the game he's like "fair enough!" I think taash hates it but also actively avoids thinking about it when it comes up bc it weirds them out. harding and bellara are similar though I actually feel like I can see the two of them earnestly trying to convince val to stop. it does not work but its nice that they tried anyway

[kobayashisdragontypemaid]

Uh... hey there. Ugh, this is weird. ...Why is THIS weird? I've been living with literal dragons and dating one for how long? ... Anyway...

I don't really know why Tohru wants us to do this so bad- especially because you're the one who got us into this mess to begin with, Tohru! (I said I'm sorryyy!! But won't it be fun?) But... I guess I can go along with it for her. I don't think we're leaving this place soon anyways. You can all just call me Kobayashi. Just a regular 25 year old office woman... Well, I was regular anyway...

Until you saved me! (Im still amazed how one of the decisions I made while drunk ended up being one of the best I think I've ever made... Every decision you make is great, Kobayashi ~ Yeah of course you'd say that, you're madly in love with me! ... Fair point.) My name is Tohru! I am a very powerful dragon, and excellent maid to my beloved Kobayashi! (She's also my girlfriend at long last~ I hope we get married soon too~! Hey, don't get ahead of yourself, too soon for that!) And if any of you ever hurt her, upset her, try to take her away from me... I'll burn you all~ (Tohru! You're still not allowed to hurt anyone! Fine... You're safe, for now.) Oh, and I also do not take kindly being compared to this world's dragons! We are not the same huff! Somehow, the passersby still just chalk it up to cosplay... I swear that I'm a real maid AND a real dragon!

I am to believe this here is the Pokémon world! Guessing you saw Takiya playing or something. Wasn't Fafnir, that's for sure. Unfortunately. You still don't like him, do you? Hmph! When we asked locals, they told us we were in 'Sinnoh'. I kind of opened the portal to here on accident... Oops?

We did some looking around on the internet and found this website. I guess communication with locals could be beneficial, if we're gonna be stuck here for a while... We still don't know what we're going to do yet, but we'll figure something out. We'll just keep doing the best we can until then, right? Let's just take it easy! Oh, and if you'd like to hang out with us, or help us, or anything and everything at all (as long as you treat my Kobayashi well!) feel free to! Yeah... Sure, I guess. Can't hurt. Be careful with Tohru though, I love her dearly but she can be a lot sometimes! What's that supposed to mean?! Nothing!

Oh, and you can probably tell, but... we don't have any Pokémon, as of right now. Maybe that can change, but we don't know yet. Like I said, we'll see what happens while we're here. Not much else we can do. If we get one, let's make it be something Kanna would like! We could give it to her when we next see her! That's not a bad idea... But we're making this too long!

That should be everything for now then! Bye-bye~! Bye. [OWNED POKEMON: Kandakoro (Swablu)]

(OOC under cut)

Hi! Welcome to another blog by @/michellekyura! This is a faller blog for Kobayashi and Tohru from MKDM! Now they're here and hanging out in the Pokemon universe! And yes in this interpretation of them, they are dating, because they deserve to be girlfriends prove me wrong. (I chose for them to be in Sinnoh for now because that's where all the time space shenanigans happen lmao. it might not get mentioned a lot but incase it does become relevant)

Full on NSFW will still not be allowed, but suggestive asks are alright since me and both characters involved in RP are adults. Just don't get too crazy with it. Everything and anything else is allowed, you CAN go crazy with that.

All of Kobayashi's text will be pink and all of Tohru's orange! Maybe the other dragons will make appearances eventually too~

This blog in full honesty is me just enjoying crossing over two things I love deeply and as my norm very self indulgent. I'm just here to have fun!

Hope you have fun here hanging out with me and them!

[twistmusings]

Hi mod Azul!! I hope you're having a wonderful day :) This might be a little silly, but can I request the octo trio with a yuu that's a really good flier? I can see yuu diving down on a broom to catch the boys from falling, or wrapping the boy's arms around their waist and telling them to hold on. On a more hectic note, I can also see them jumping onto one of the boys brooms while both are on the run, or just being experimental with tricks in general. With how gifted the octo trio is with flying, I mean,,, the hilarity of it all lmao????

I hope you're having a wonderful day as well!!

Octatrio with a MC that's exceptionally good at flying

CW: None! It's just goofs!

Azul Ashengrotto

He likes them a lot, but he feels like he will never truly know peace with them being as passionate as they are about flying. He knows they're skilled, but he simply wishes he could be far, far away when they're practicing.

It's no exaggeration to say that Azul hates flying with ever fiber of his being. So, initially, them assisting when he would tip over off the side of his broom was very appreciated. Now if only it had stayed at that.

See, they offered to tutor him. Being who he is, Azul always wants to improve himself. He wants to be as competent on a broom as they are. It, by all appearances, should be beneficial, right?

Wrong. Wrong. So very, very wrong. Azul realized this about the time that they said "hold on" and encouraged him to hold onto their waist. He had been confused first, but followed their instructions, only for them to rocket off at full speed. He screamed himself hoarse and they were laughing.

It is five minutes of absolute hell, and the moment they slow down and dip back down to ground level, Azul gets off the broom and collapses down to the earth immediately. He can't stand up because his legs are jelly, and he can't even lecture them for the stunt because he's breathing too fast. He feels frighteningly like a human Yahtzee cup and his organs are the dice.

His weak "Never. Do. That. Again." seems to fall on deaf ears as they erupt into peals of laughter again.

It's far from the last time he has the... misfortune of being on a broom with them, though. Aside from the tutoring, they have this habit of jumping onto his broom with him while he's trying to practice during PE and using it to escape whatever problems they're causing with their antics. It's an unfortunate reflex he's developed that if they so much as touch his broom, he's reaching for their waist to cling for his life and desperately wishing he had the other eight limbs to keep himself rooted to them.

And as if all of that wasn't traumatic enough for him, they love to showboat. On at least one occasion they've had to stop his unconscious body from falling to the ground after he fainted when they did a loop with him on the broom.

The worst part is... his flying grade has gotten better so he can't even say that he hasn't learned anything. Sometimes he thinks that he really must be a masochist to keep putting himself through this... but it's the only thing that has seemed to genuinely help him improve...

Jade Leech

Jade handles being airborne with more grace than Azul does, but he still hates it. His grades in flight are still pretty poor.

He is grateful when they rescue him from a nasty tumble off his broom, and when they offer pointers he thinks that it might be wise to have a listen to what they say.

He wasn't expecting a live demonstration, but sure enough they tell him to get on the back of their broom and grab their waist. Jade is... skeptical to say the least, after all he's 6'3" and weighs in just under 200 lbs, so he really doubts that holding onto them is going to do much good if he truly ends up in trouble, but he decides to trust their judgement.

They take off like a rocket and... Jade is stunned into wide-eyed silence.

It's not until they land again and Jade moves to step off the broom that his fear becomes clear, as, like Azul, he simply slumps down on himself as well. He's not laying on the ground, but it takes him a few minutes to regain the strength in his legs again.

See... Jade is quite afraid of heights. He can handle it when he has climbing gear or when he has a mountain that he can anchor himself to, but when there's nothing but air below him he's terrified.

At least they seem pretty genuinely concerned about him and check on him. He appreciates it, but it's hard to explain that he just hates the feeling of his legs dangling like that. He decides to accept their offer for tutoring because he figures if anyone can teach him a smidge of confidence on a broom, it's probably going to be them.

Their lessons are usually normal, but sometimes they will throw Jade a complete curveball. They'll take over flying and do a spin or flip the broom over. Thankfully they've been staying relatively low to the ground so Jade knows if he slips and falls he won't be super likely to be hurt, but he feels something in his brain switch into full wild Moray Eel danger mode and he simply goes entirely still. He knows if he was under the sea he would probably be hiding in a rock crevice, but that's not an option when you're not even on land, let alone sea.

Floyd Leech

Floyd is honestly used to tumbling off his broom in flight classes. He sucks flying, and he embraces that proudly. He will still chirp a Thanks when they save him from landing on his ass though.

He's initially not all too interested when they offer to show him some pointers, thinking it will be boring. However, they grin at him wickedly and tell him to get on their broom and something in him says 'Oh this is going to be FUN' and he climbs aboard.

They go super fast. Floyd might be clinging for dear life, but he's laughing manically and shouting with glee as they race through the air. They even do a little loop and Floyd almost tips off the broom when he stops holding on to throw his arms up in the air.

He doesn't take them up on the offer for lessons, but he does tell them that they can take him on another joyride anytime they like. Truthfully, Floyd has very little interest in learning how to fly long-term, he knows it's not something that's really going to matter when he graduates. But he is down for a good time.

They get along well, actually. Floyd doesn't mind at all when they hop on his broom and steal him away with it to get themselves out of trouble. He definitely needs to be reminded to hold on, though, because he will forget to do that and slip off.

He loves when they do tricks. It's kind of like being on a rollercoaster. (Not that he ever has been on one, but he imagines it is.) He loves when they do loops or spins because, frankly, he's very used to being upside down on his broom anyway.

[decepti-thots]

i wonder what FU mesothulas was like since FU prowl was presumably killed along with all of the other CC bots... does he just live alone in a lab? is he a rebel? i can't imagine he would be able to tolerate functionist ideology.

i guess an interesting question regarding this is what happened to Shockwave in the functionist universe, since one of the very few things we know about Mesothulas pre-comic is that sometime, somewhere, he worked under Shockwave. a plausible assumption regarding that might be that Mesothulas collaborated with a post-empurata but pre-war Shockwave, and they lost contact when Shockwave made the decision to join the Decepticons, since Mesothulas has no interest in participating in the war.

so IMO the easiest route to go would be that they just worked together longer, and that split either never happened or happened a lot later. i'm sure it looked a lot like Mesothulas in canon with just less, uh, emotional turmoil inflecting the whole arrangement. Mesothulas has an amoral enabler and gets to do Weird Science without having to be concerned about it impacting him in the slightest; Shockwave is as much a 'sit on the sidelines and observe/tinker' type as he is, so they probably had a pretty mutually beneficial relationship going on there.

my thought as to where that ends up once FU!Cybertron permanently crosses over to the main universe is that Shockwave, at some point, probably got 'dealt with' by Megatron, who I think would have been very wary of letting the guy run around with all his foreknowledge from 'our' universe. lmao. so you potentially have Mesothulas recently-ish cut loose, wandering around in a new universe, probably like 'welp, that worked out for me pretty well', all things considered. but prowl would certainly be coming to him at an advantage in this scenario if he did so; Mesothulas, most likely, would never have had the slightest inkling who Prowl was.

[crumbleclub]

clone au notes so far

Experiment stuff:

Medical abuse!! So much medical abuse. Gets experimented on constantly

Easily tires, constantly in pain, but essentially immortal due to remnant experiments.

Physically speaking, seems to have general strength limits for the most part, even though William basically gives him physical therapy. Maybe constant mild muscle wasting?

His cells replace themselves more quickly than average, but not to a "perfect" degree. He can be killed by physical injuries, but his wound healing is about twice as fast.

Unidentified digestive problems, feels sick and tired immediately after eating but seems to get nutrients from food just fine (the remnant is trying to fix the organic material he's eating lmao). Less noticable with super processed foods

There's probably a whole hospitalish room somewhere in the Afton house for experimenting on him. They even have an x ray machine for spinal injections

Probably has a port for easy iv access

Ankle bracing, custom made by William. Holds his feet at a right angle for walking if his ankles get too fatigued to do so, but has a hinge to allow him to force them down if needed

Raised by William w pretty typical human growth but may have been lab grown as a fetus?? Unless William hired a surrogate???? If the former there's probably some kind of chamber mimicking necessary conditions or whatever hidden away somewhere

Thinks William is younger than he is (William has done SOME remnant experimentation on himself, but not as much as he wants bc clones have unwanted side effects). Clone thinks William is middle aged, but he's in his 70s. This means clone is probably born sometime between 1995-2005

Fifth cloning attempt, sixth clone (one embryo split)

Day to day:

Lives in Utah. Does not know what a mormon is (William finds every religion boring and honestly just. Doesn't discuss any of them lmao)

Has seen some tv, mostly limited to things William likes/thinks would be beneficial

Super codependent w William obviously. Like parentified and infantilized alternating wildly based on William's mood/rules

William starts to feel threatened the older clone gets bc he could lose in a fight, but simultaneously he wants clone to know how to be violent. In the end tends to settle for taking him "hunting" using methods that amount to animal torture, but only with prey smaller than himself

Taught to do most basic tasks needed to live, but William does a lot for him when he wants more dependence (avoids letting him have sharps when cooking or shaving so does a lot of that for him, will just randomly get moody and decide clone is either on his own for the day or is having nearly everything done for him). Like there are days William disappears and there are days he insists on brushing his pretty capable teenager's teeth for him

Sometimes builds toys and things for fun. Likes to reverse engineer toys and also break things in weird ways

Media intake managed by William, not allowed online. Has a computer with no internet William puts things on for him to do, is sometimes given downloaded material William approves upon request (articles, games, etc)

William tries VERY HARD to isolate him so he thinks his life is normal

Starts to get suspicious about his isolation in his teens, but has to be very quiet about it to avoid physical harm

Personality:

Morbidly curious, just like William. However, he's not quite sadistic the way William is

Gets frustrated with how overbearing William is, but his loneliness makes him tolerate it

SO lonely. Wants attention SO bad, but taught not to seek it out directly. Will try to get others' attention the way a cat does (causing trouble, being nearby, staring)

Very very curious about the human brain, but more physically than psychologically. Like he would want to try removing random chunks of brains just to see what happens in theory, but he'd probably have an ethical crisis instead if the opportunity actually arose

Has not been taught a lot of moral types of things (don't hurt others etc) but he does associate the idea of violence towards humans with himself being in pain bc. William. So he doesn't revel in it the way William does

That being said his method of choice in a fight is blunt force trauma, and the curiosity would be full force if he ever killed. He would want to see when they stopped moving, how their expressions changed, etc

Little knowledge of physical boundaries. Will just grab people trying to be affectionate without knowing whether they're ok with it

Probably has no idea you're not supposed to change in front of people

Has been coached on how to talk to people outside of the home but has never ever had visitors and wouldn't think twice abt them seeing all the weird experiment shit they have

Things he knows:

Mostly proficient in core subjects to at least elementary level

Postsecondary knowledge in math, especially in finances

Postsecondary knowledge of engineering, especially relevant knowledge to animatronics and robotics

High school reading level, taught more about analyzing factual information from nonfiction and understanding others from memoirs than he was intructed much on fiction past elementary

Basic world history knowledge (probably early middle schoolish) but only what William thought was relevant (he knows about the world wars and can point to some countries on a map, can point to Utah on a US map, knows abt like. The industrial revolution and other various periods of time. Inventions and stuff yk)

A decent amount about the US legal system, most notably warrants and attorney rights

A handful of foreign languages

How to mix cocktails

Basic hygiene tasks

Human anatomy, including what autopsies look like and the basics of how they are done

Theoretical ways to take down a person, but William only taught him ways he was confident he could counter

Things he doesn't:

How to drive

Local geography; cannot get around Hurricane independently

Lots of social rules. He knows the things William thought to tell him– how to introduce himself politely, how to answer the phone, table manners, how to behave respectfully towards a parent by his standards– but not the things learned from experience, like how to deescalate an arguement, personal boundaries, how conversations work with anyone other than William. Would probably talk about William's favorite topics when trying to be polite bc he thinks that's what everyone likes

The rules to most sports

Anything abt most games people play with peers as kids. He has never played hide and seek or tag or anything

He has never pet a dog or cat. He has seen them on the street before, though

How to swim

How to ride a bike

How to jump rope

How to read music

[anawrites3]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

I got tagged by @zeroducks-2, thanks love 💕💕 Sorry it took me so long to answer -3-

How many works do you have on AO3? It's 44 (+1 unrevealed)! And 19 of that are DC fics

What’s your total A03 word count? 163,947 I need to post more on ao3, huh

What fandoms do you write for? Mostly DC rn, tho I have a few fics for COD

What are your top five fics by kudos? on this account all of those are bakudeku because I've been very deep in the fandom until last year lmao so I'm going to cheat a little :3 and list the ones from DC fandom to self-promote myself a little 😂

1. taking a break (alone, please) at 345! I'm really happy with that and quite surprised because it's the very first proper sladick fic I wrote! Dick gets hurt during a mission so Slade takes him somewhere to take care of the wound and maybe have a little fun while he's at that. The only problem is that Dick's comm gets turned on at some point.

2. unexpectedly beneficial at 289. This is surprise since it's a New Year fic and those, in my experience, never get that much kudso lmao It's also my second fic! Dick's stuck at Brucie's New Year Eve's party. Slade comes over to keep him company

3. bunny-shaped trouble at 230 kudos, the idea came from Claudia who sent me a prompt 💕 Dick gets turned into a bunny and takes the opportunity to annoy the hell out of Slade

4. persistence at 219! This was my entry for sladerobin week and for some reason I was very anxious so I'm glad its so high in the ranks Dick goes on an undercover mission, where he has to seduce the target. Slade isn't very happy about that.

5. conflict resolution at 217 kudos! It's the first part of the series and well, let's be honest, compared to the rest (that is posted here on tumblr now, im working on it to post it properly on ao3) it isn't very exciting but I still love it and I'm happy it's so high as well! King Slade Wilson offers the way to stop the war between Gotham and Defiance. He will stop the attacks if prince Richard becomes his royal consort.

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? I always do!! Sometimes it just takes me longer (like rn oops) but I always make sure to respond to comments and show people how much I appreciate them taking the moment to share their thoughts with me 💕💕

What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? It's definitely keeping what's mine because Dick is having awful time in this one, to the point that I tagged it as hurt/no comfort because well, Dick is hurt and doesnt get any comfort. I mean, he kind of does? But it doesnt actually comfort him so yeah 😂

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? I write a lot of fluff so this is actually a very difficult question lmao but I would say it's (not) willing to share which is a short domestic fluff. And Dick has a cat so that's very happy for me haha

Do you get hate on your fic? I do not, actually! And I'm a little surprised by it because sladick and batkids ships gets hated on a lot

Do you write smut? More and more lately

Do you write crossovers? Not really right now, no

Have you ever had a fic stolen? Thankfully no or at least I dont know about it lol

Have you ever had a fic translated? Nope

Have you ever co-written a fic? Not yet but I think it would be really fun!

What‘s your all-time favourite ship? I have one of those for every fandom I'm in lmao and right now it's sladick

What’s the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Gosh, don't say that lmao! Buut *looks quickly through the list of my wips* probably the one I named "the middle of the night" which is like,,, undercover mision identity porn masquerade ball sladick story that Im very exciting about but for some reason I just keep moving it down on my list of wips sooo... yeah. Maybe cause masquerade balls need a lot of dance descriptions and I suck at that lmao

What’s your writing strengths? Writing dialogue! I like it a lot and I've been told I'm good at it :3

What’s your writing weaknesses? Actually sitting down to start writing 😂 and more complicated descriptions like fights or dances and stuff like that, I'm still working on it

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic? I like it a lot actually but not if there's too much of it - just a few sentences are enough or just a few words thrown here and there, and there needs to be translation somewhere in the fic, in the notes or something because people should know what the characters are saying but yeah, I like how it directly shows that someone is speaking in another language instead of writing "he cursed in russian" or other stuff like that

First fandom you wrote for? *hides my face into my hands* Strawberry Shortcake probably... from when I was still a babey...

Favourite fic you’ve ever written? sun and sunflower, a little brudick story about Bruce being smitten and a coward

Tagging time! @roipecheur @wingdingery @blackbeanbao @enak-s and anyone who'd like to do it as well!

[darthnell]

hii! :> for the fic writer asks: 3, 14, 15, 18, 25!

!!! Ty for these yeahhh!!! :D

3. What’s your favorite fic that you’ve written?

Ohhh I love all of my fics I truly do ;-; that being said though it would be illegal if i didnt say True Vengeance given that. Ive spent two and a half years so far writing it and i think about it Literally every day LMAO. “Favorite” simply does not encompass everything i feel about it ;_;

14. If you could see one of your fics adapted into a visual medium, such as comic or film, which fan fic would you pick?

Also True Vengeance !!! It would make the movie ever djdjdjdkdk. Okay for reals though, I do have like some half baked thoughts about doing a comic version of it (mostly as a long term way to improve my drawing skills) so. Who knows..?? Keep an eye out maybe. In like a few years xjxjdjdk.

15. How do you come up with titles for your fics/chapters?

Ooohh so some of them are really important and i know them incredibly well in advance. Sometimes im just like “eh yeah thats good enough.” I generally enjoy it when my titles (fic or chapter) have more than one meaning… thats good shit right there. I do have a certain chapter title scheme for my victor exchange fics, which is fun (its just a relevant noun for each but it looks cool trust me).

My fic titles generally just come to me in a burst of insight and im like ok yeah. Thats it right there, and i just Know. Sorry if thats like. Not helpful 😭 ik when i was picking my title for True Vengeance I certainly did not have as much of the story thought out as it is now so. It ended up working out really neatly (also its vague enough that i could work with it xkdkdk)

18. What’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic?

God… cue me taking a trip down memory lane for my favorite lines from all my fics.. but for the sake of the question i will. Just choose one. (Being strategic and doing this before i post the trv finale otherwise i will simply never shut up xjxjdjdk)

From THE REPARATION CLAUSE (1st Games)

It’s fascinating, isn’t it? The power of one very loved, very dead little girl.

This one is. The ending line for that fic and it is just. Woof. I love it. I hate it. I love writing.

Mmmmmokay fine here are some from True Vengeance bc (shakes the fic like that girl from nemo witj the fish in a bag)

Grief is a howling thing.

That's what happens when you let the wolf out of your chest. No amount of regret can take back the bite.

I was supposed to kill him and hate myself for it.

I am sure. I can pull more from the fic, its 250k after all but. We would simply be here all day..! It makes me cry on the reg so there is always that.

25. Have you ever upset yourself with your own writing?

Oh, constantly. Today, actually dkkdkeekdkdkdkrkrkskskekekrkdkdkdk

Uhh okay real answer, most of the time when i upset myself its like.. positive..? Like “dang i am Feeling Things about this line” or whatever, and i Love doing that. There Have been times where ive upset myself negatively though and. Do not recommend !!! Be careful out there kids ;-; i will say though, sometimes it can be a really good experience to work through something via writing, but still its beneficial to be cautious and take care of yourself♥️

Thank you again for the tagggg ✨💕♥️♥️

[inkykeiji]

hi clari!!! i don’t know if you have any advice but you’re the sex and love expert so i thought i would ask; i’ve been with my boyfriend for almost 4 years and for the past year or so i haven’t been sexually attracted to him. i’m not sure why or how since it wasn’t always like that but since then i haven’t really wanted to have sex with him specifically and have found myself wanting to have sex with someone more like masculine i guess and more rough (like the bad boy type i suppose) but i would never cheat or cross any lines. i just feel very confused on what i should do and sometimes i wonder if i’m still in love with him or just going through a super confusing time since i’ve never experimented with any other guy since he’s been my boyfriend since i was 17 :(

hello sweetpea!! <3

aaaah that’s a tough situation for sure!!! i’m not sure how useful my advice will be since i’ve never experienced this situation BUT i can give you my thoughts n then you can decide whether or not they’re useful/applicable to your specific situation! <3 keep in mind that these are purely my opinions and if something doesn’t jive with you, you should disregard it! you know you best!!

OKAY. so, to me, the fact that your eyes are wandering and you’re starting to question things and you’re beginning to feel unsure if this is what you want or why you’re even feeling this way is definitely an issue that needs to be thoroughly addressed and dug down to the root of what’s spawning these feelings and questions. you owe it to both yourself and your partner to figure this out, you know? if you aren’t happy or content anymore, you owe it to yourself to leave this relationship and start pursuing something that does make you feel happy and interested, and you owe it to your partner to let them go so they can also go out and find someone who is right for them.

i think the big question here, aside from *why* you’re feeling this way, is what’s holding you back? if you’re feeling unsatisfied, and you’ve been feeling this way for over a year, what is it that’s keeping you or holding you to this relationship? is it because he’s safe? is it because he’s comforting, since you’ve been together for so long and he was your first? is it fear that if you leave you may never find someone else? etc etc. we tend to stay with things that are familiar and comfortable for us so i think that potential feeling of fear is definitely something to investigate!

also!! i think it would be beneficial to ask why you’re not feeling attracted to him anymore, and if it truly is just sexual or if it bleeds into other areas as well. you say it’s because you’re feeling like you want someone more masculine and rough; is there any way he might be able to meet these requirements/satisfy these needs? is there any way that open and honest communication about how you feel your needs aren’t being met might improve the situation? are there any compromises you could come to that would make the both of you happy? if you think there’s a chance it might help, then i think it’s definitely worth exploring that avenue before ending the relationship. furthermore, are there any qualities that do attract you to him? physical or otherwise? what do you like/love about him? what makes him special to you? etc etc.

my boyfriend’s youngest brother’s ex girlfriend was basically having the same issue you are currently having. they had been together for five years, and she wanted to go out and explore the dating world more. she wasn’t 100% sure that he was what she wanted, and she was feeling curious and restless. (now, she pretty much told him that if she didn’t find anything better than him that she’d be back—please don’t do this lmao. it’s so rude and really insensitive and unfair; don’t expect someone to just wait for you while you’re off ‘trying new things’ and ‘seeing if there’s anything better’.) aside from that one line, though, i think she did the right thing and did what was best for both of them by ending the relationship. the way i saw it was, if you truly love someone, you don’t/won’t feel the need to go out there and see if there’s something better for you; you know you’ve got exactly what you want and you’re more than happy + thoroughly satisfied with that. does that make sense??? like, for example, i’ve been with my boyfriend for a long, LONG time (all throughout high school and uni!) and neither of us have ever felt like we needed to go out and see if there’s anything better because we both feel that we’ve got the best we could ever want.

waaaah i feel like this answer is kind of all over the place but hopefully there’s something you can glean from it that will be of use to you, sweetpea!!! it’s definitely a tricky and complex situation, and i feel like these thoughts and emotions can be so difficult to sort through, but at the end of the day it’s something only you can do and only you know the real truth about. i really, really hope this helps you at least a lil <3 i am rooting for you!!!

[creampill]

Answering this for my void Hunter gal, Hope-1 💜

1) she celebrates it like her own birthday, actually! To her, her resurrection day was also a sort of reclamation of herself, and so she prefers to celebrate that as her birthday rather than anything else. She goes out and parties with friends, or has a nice day in to treat herself

2) she celebrates as many holidays as she can, mostly because she likes an excuse to party. Due to her time spent with Variks, she’s actually pretty knowledgeable on Eliksni holidays as well, and she interweaves with the eliksni quarter during their celebrations

3) her home base is in the Charon’s Crossing outpost with Variks. She has her own room, and various items to help with her main job of decoding and studying stasis/braytech. Usually she doesn’t like to have people over, and goes out to see friends, because her room at charon’s crossing doesn’t have much space for fun. And Variks isn’t the best at socialising.

4) probably her work, because that’s way easier to talk about. She’s pretty passionate about her stasis research, and her love life is… complicated. She had someone, once, a sort of mutually beneficial arrangement. But that didn’t end spectacularly… she still misses them, though.

5) hates it when people ask her exo questions because… well, she isn’t. Long story there, but due to her voice most instantly assume she’s an exo- and she isn’t exactly thrilled to explain the intricacies of her past to strangers. So she usually ignores that.

6) she listens to pop-punk and alternative rock from the golden age lmao. Her ‘in’ into doing decryption and tech was actually in decoding and preserving old golden age music files.

7) errands, for her, are usually patrols or resource trips on Europa, so she’s in her full armour. Helmet, thermal gear, the lot. She prefers to keep her helmet on either way- less questions.

8) usually, a formal event for her is some guardian event, so her armour is entirely normal and she can keep the helmet on. She does pull out her nicer kit for the fancy events, the stuff with the nice plates. For formal dress events? She doesn’t go. She makes up an excuse. Easier that way.

9) “uh… two paperclips, a coupon I got from xûr, and… motes..? How did I…”

10) sometimes she drinks orange juice after mouthwash just to feel something.

11) energy drinks all the way. She has a mini fridge for them. It’s a habit she picked up from an old friend- her favourites are the fruit flavoured ones.

12) downtime? what’s downtime! If she’s alone, she’s working- If she isn’t alone, she’s out with her friends. there’s never a time where she isn’t doing something (unless she’s sleeping, of course). She gets restless. And she doesn’t like not doing something. Makes her brain too loud.

13) she is actually conversational in Eliksni! Due to her special vocal modulator and flesh-hybrid capabilities, she can speak the language and is learning from Variks. She has an accent, of course, and isn’t fluent quite yet, but it’s still a big accomplishment for her.

14) she’s a Void girl, always has been since she finds it hard to switch. Instinctively, when she gets scared, she goes invisible. Can’t help it. Her fireteam finds it funny.

15) always waits for all her teammates to do the platforming before moving on in a mission. Doesn’t like to leave them behind- bad luck!

16) sleep nightmares? by going on a sparrow patrol, doing work, anything. Distractions. pyramid nightmares? grenades. And a lot of them.

17) a nice, classic style ship that she got a while back and is still attached to. Like her sparrow, it’s a functional piece of her arsenal, so she keeps it pretty well-modded and stocked. It’s a bit smaller than most ships considering she doesn’t do cargo or live on it.

18) pretty alright. She uses it a lot for patrols and scouting, and she sometimes times herself doing laps of Europa. She can execute flips 3/4ths of the time. She wishes she had a skimmer sometimes, but it wouldn’t be useful in her line of work because of the materials she needs.

19) yes. Geoffrey is a friend and an ally to Hope-1. They talk a lot- he often helps fill the silence when it encroaches, or listens when she needs to talk. He’s often more concerned for her health than she is.

20) kiss elsie, marry eris, kill drifter. a choice made during the first stasis missions with the three after a few drinks around the campfire. Drifter is still salty.

21) it’s a bit of a silly secret, but: she doesn’t like hand canons. Last time she told a group of other hunters she got laughed out of the bar. she hasn’t told anyone since.

Mundane Guardian Asks

Do they celebrate their resurrection day? If so, how? If not, why?

Do they celebrate any holidays?

Is their house/"home base" mobile, interim, or permanent? Do they invite people over?

Would they rather be asked about their love life or their job?

What's their favorite [or least favorite] Small Talk Question? ("Where were you rezzed?" "What's your favorite color?" etc.)

What's their favorite song? -OR- What song would they choose as their personal theme/boss music?

What do they wear when running errands?

What would they wear to a formal event?

"What's in their pocketses?"

Do they have a food combo that's unique to them, like tajin and avocado ice cream?

Coffee, tea, soda, energy drink, or another caffeine source?

What kind of hobbies do they have? -OR- how do they fill their downtime?

What's a word/phrase people don't expect them to know, but is somehow part of their vocabulary?

What's their weirdest habit when using the Light/Darkness? (eg yelling kamehameha before casting Chaos Reach)

Any superstitions?

How do they counteract nightmares [bad dreams]? How do they counter Nightmares [Pyramid constructs]?

What kind of ship do they fly? Is it custom to their wants/needs or mostly stock?

On a scale of "constantly fishtailing" to "the next Marcus Ren," how good can they drive a Sparrow?

Are they close to their Ghost?

If they were playing "kiss, marry, kill", who would be their top 3 candidates?

What's a secret (small or large) that they will never share?

[laurensxox]

Ayo how bout a Alastor x reader hcs who was a victim of his crime during his time on earth but they didn’t know that they were until later down in the relationship down in hell. Sorry if it doesn’t make sense ^^ I tried my best to explain

Anon, and everyone who will read this, get some tissues because this ended up angstier than I intended-

Alastor - His S/O was one of his victims when he was still alive

You and Alastor has what Sinners and Hellborns alike lives to call an "ideal relationship"; You understand each other easily and can handle what the other will throw

Your relationship may be ideal but it is far from perfect. Like any other relationship, yours has gone through a lot of trials and challenges. More often that you both had liked, your views and opinions woukd sometimes clash and spark an argument.

You both ended up talking it out in the end tho, finding a middle ground on everything. After all, communication is key and you both take that very seriously.

In the depths of your mind hid information about your beau that no one else is ever allowed to know, and the same with him. They were secrets that you both will take to your final death with you.

You're both powerful and feared as well; both being Overlords and can cause nightmare inducing carnages when you're in the mood for it.

Sinners who dares to make a move on you or to Alastor were often found on the sidewalk brutally murdered with the words "Don't touch what is not rightfully yours" written in blood above them

Everyone who sees it already knows who did it right away

You were both a match made in Heaven Hell

That is, until you both became so trusting and comfortable with each other enough to share how you both have met your demise

You were the first to share what caused you to be sent to Hell and how you died

You were a well known speakeasy singer from the 1920s who killed a man for attempting to desecrate you and managed to get away with it, you were killed by a serial killer on the loose

Alastor was next to share his history

Hearing about how Alastor was a serial killer back then had unnerved you at first due to your own history but you were reassured by the man that he doubts he was the one who caused you your demise

If only he knew how wrong he was

It came as a shock to the both you when you both realized that you were both from the same era, clearly despite your strong belief on communicating, you weren't doing so enough

The revelation made you nervous, there was a growing pit in your stomach that fills you with dread

So you asked him where he used to live in, where did he do his killings, masking your dread with false curiosity

"Why, in New Orleans of Louisiana, my darling–"

You remember suddenly screaming, falling out of your chair and scrambling away from him in fear. Tears pooling in your eyes and falling down your cheeks like a left open faucet

Your head replaying the scene of you running in the bayou, cuts all over your body, adrenaline and fear coarsing in your veins. You see yourself being tackled to the ground, the feeling of something sharp making it's way in your body again and again and again

Alastor tried to calm you down and ask you what was wrong, what was causing his beloved to shake with such immense fear, the sight of you crying was breaking his somewhat still beating heart

But as he was about to pull you into his arms like he usually do when you get PTSD attacks about your death, you screamed something that totally broke his entire being

"YOU'RE MY KILLER! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED ME! YOU'RE THAT MONSTER!"

You remember running awag while Alastor was frozen in shock, your feet took you to Rosie's emporium

So there you are , laying down shaking and crying in Rosie's guest room, covers over your head and your hand pressed tightly againsg your ears

You can hear Rosie trying to get Alastor to stand up from where he kneels in front of the door, begging you to come out and talk to him

Before he completely, he asked for you to knock your code for each other (two knocks for yes, one for no) to know if he'll ever get a chance to talk to you again

Knock.

That's it.

Alastor left that night, and he didn't return

You stayed at Rosie's the entire time, working with her behind the scene as you didn't want to risk seeing him

Years passed by and you were starting to realize some things, and he plagued your mind

How was he now?

Does he still cause fear upon the denizens of Hell?

Has he found a new paramour?

Does he still feel the same for you?

Heading downstairs, you heard Rosie's girls gossiping about something.

"Have you heard? The Radio Demon is rumored to be helping the Princess with her project"

So your past lover was at the infamous Happy Hotel, huh?

Maybe it's beneficial for you two to get some closure

Time to get ready, you're giving a certain deer demon a visit

This ended up looking more like a one shot, jfc, sorry for that 😅 I had too much fun lmao

I wasn't entirely happy with how this turned out to be honest, it seems so lacking jeez

I really shouldn't write while I'm sick lol

[brick-a-doodle-do]

I'm free from exams!! For now. Anyways love the newest chapter of chocolate Wilbur!! The fear was palpable and Tommy is just trying his best poor lad. So fluff!! Once they get to the friends phase, how does the domestic life look like? Are there tiny shops for like clothes? Or Barbie dolls lmao. Do Tinies have jobs... maybe streamers hehe

WOO!!!

thank you :D yeeee wilbur's being difficult asfd can't blame him

i'll go more into detail in the next chapter/story, but tommy leaves new york pretty soon after discovering wilbur. they've had a few days to get used to each other and the tiny agrees to go with him back to brighton. once they're back, it's kind of just normal. tommy gets things to help wil get around and they live happily ever after dfsjhfd (at least that's how i'm thinking it'll end. i'm still on the fence)

tiny shops do exist! they're extended onto human stores, so for example if a human clothing store exists, there may be a small branch just for tinies :) some companies are tiny friendly and some aren't, so it really depends.

BUTTTT ALSO

some places only accept human currency even if there is a tiny branch, which kind of leans into 'tinies seen as pests/pets' thing. it's kind of like when you take your dog to petsmart and let them pick stuff out lmao

yep tinies have jobs :D it's very hard to get one, but they exist. most tinies don't get paid anyway so they don't really see a reason as to why they'd need to work, but sometimes they just get bored. some of the more friendly companies do make tiny currency (which, like tiny workers, could be more beneficial things like shelter, food, etc.)

streamers....i mean technically, if they make the angle right and make the background look nice, no one would ever know they're small :)

[raitrolling]

and of course kat's ex and her uhhh friend, G E R L & S U H A I lmao

G - Growing - How have they changed over time? How has their self-image changed? Are they more or less of a risk-taker? Has their approach to romance changed?

She got worse LMFAO But really being put through the wringer did a number to her self-esteem, self-image, and everything else. She was always shy and awkward, but she never used to be so withdrawn to the point of isolating herself every time things start going wrong (or start going too well that she can't handle the inevitable fallout). She's very much aware that she's in a bad place, but the best she can do is accept that things won't get better because she won't put in the effort, so might as well keep trying to get through every night.

She's always been a risk-taker because she's prone to having Bad Ideas that she tries to act on thinking they'll get her whatever she wants, but now she'll also engage in more self-destructive behaviour. Sometimes you just gotta try stealing from a dangerous individual just to feel something, y'know.

E - Entrepreneur - How do they make money? Are they willing to take financial risks? How do they approach making deals with others?

Pickpocketing, theft, scavenging for spare change, and maybe getting a paycheck from the Clinic if Ullane is willing to compensate her knowing that money is leaving her hands the moment she's given it. She can't hold onto money for long, and more often than not it ends up getting spent on alcohol and snacks rather than things she actually needs.

She would always be willing to do something risky if there's a chance she'll end up earning a decent sum of money in the end. She's very easily swayed by money, and has no clue how to cut a good deal so she'll take things on face value.

R - Rebel - Do they follow rules, bend or break them? Do they find rebelliousness in others attractive?

Kat keeps quiet about her views on the hemospectrum, as she thinks it's unfair but also knows there's no way it'll ever get changed. She's always trying to break rules if she thinks she can get away with it and the end result will be beneficial to her, with varying degrees of success (mostly none).

She probably feels more comfortable around rebels because she knows their values will align, but she also knows how dangerous that can be. But she also greatly values people she perceives to be 'good' and follow the rules, even if it makes her feel horrible because she knows she can never do the same.

L - Lover - How do they show love? Do they love themselves? Do they believe that all you need is love?

She tries, but she's really awkward about it. She gets flustered easily by open displays of affection, and she's a lot more lowkey about her affections. She might try and offer some food or water to someone she likes who might need it, or let her friends stay at her hive if they want (while feeling embarrassed because she cannot keep that place tidy even if her life depended on it).

She absolutely does not love herself at all, and she'd like to believe that all you need is love, but she doesn't think she deserves it.

S - Seeker - How do they go in search of new information? Do they accept ideas on faith or do they need to test out information for themselves?

Kat is not proactive at all, and more often than not she'll think she's come up with a solution to whatever she needs to know and will just act on that. Who needs research when you've got a good imagination?

She doesn't really feel the need to test out anything other people have told her either. She'll just accept things as is, and if she disagrees with it will think it sounds fake but not try to challenge it.

U - Ugly - What traits to they find unattractive in others? Do they have any of those traits themselves?

I don't think Katrin really thinks about what she finds unattractive in others, as she's too preoccupied with thinking about what she hates about herself. It's okay if other people are rude or greedy or parasitic or don't know how to connect with others, but when she does it it makes her a bad person.

H - Hero - What makes someone a hero in their eyes? Who is their biggest hero in life? Why? Do they consider themselves to be heroic?

Kat thinks the only heroes are like, Literally Superheroes lmao. She likes reading comics, but also thinks that all the heroics her favourite characters can do are limited to fiction only. How can she pull off all those impossible feats to help others? She doesn't have the powers, or the fighting abilities, or the gadgets...

She has a tendency to put people she likes on a massive pedestal to both admire their best qualities while also making it clear that she's nowhere near their level and doesn't deserve to be. She still thinks of Gerrel as being the best troll she's ever met, which is exactly why someone like her shouldn't be burdening him with all her awful qualities and bringing him down to her level.

A - Advocate - How do they show their support for others? Are there any causes that they publicly support? Why?

She... Doesn't really lmao, she doesn't know how to and feels awkward doing it, like any supportive words don't sound right coming out her mouth or people might question why she's trying to be supportive. So she prefers to hang back and watch people from a distance, letting them decide if they consider that 'support' or just her being present.

She doesn't really care about supporting any causes, apart from the cause to Give Her Things.

I - Inventor - How creative is their thinking? Do they seek out the opinions of others or rely on their own ideas? What’s their problem solving approach?

Kat has a wild imagination that has never done her any good. She tends to get all these bright ideas about how to get rich or solve all her problems that are in no way rooted in reality but seem to make sense to her, and will act on them believing that they will work out exactly as she thought.

She doesn't like to seek out the opinions of others because she doesn't want other people to know she needs help or advice, because that would mean burdening them with her own problems. Combined with the above, this is a recipe for disaster.

[shoichee]

hello! may i ask some tips about the instragram acccunts the GoM + kagami could have? like of sort of post, amount of followers, stuff like that THANK U and have a great day !!

THIS IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS SINCE I BREATHE OFF OF INSTAGRAM LFMAO

[Headcanons]

Kuroko Tetsuya

HELP WHAT IF HE HAS NO PRESENCE ON SOCIAL MEDIA TOO—

professional lurker

never comments on anything unless it’s to congratulate under a friend’s post or something like that

probably started using it because Ogiwara moved from letters and texts to just... instagram (technology advancements, jazz hands)

his account is on private, and he only lets people he knows follow him

all of his posts are pictures to commemorate something or just really wholesome group pictures

DEFINITELY has that picture of the GoMs at his birthday OVA

DEFINITELY also posted the big birthday picture taken at the end of the party

and also had typed very sappy BIG paragraph captions for both of these posts, talking about the journey and him being grateful… y’know, him being him

HIS ENTIRE COMMENT SECTIONS ARE JUST EVERYONE SOBBING AND KEYBOARD SPAMMING??? ONLY LIKE MIDORIMA AND AKASHI POST COHERENT RESPONSES UNDERNEATH

@kiseryouta: kuROKOCCHIIIII!!NEJWIEISK

@momoiowo: TETSUU (ʃƪ˘･ᴗ･˘) YOURE SO SWEET REEEE

@a_daikiii: i stg quit being so corny no one died yet🙄 and @momoiowo relax smh

@shin_chan77: I suppose I can express some form of gratitude for being in my life despite you being a blood type A. (insert a giant paragraph after this)

@4k4shi: This was very touching to read, Kuroko. I’m very glad that our… (insert him going down memory lane)

Murasakibara has no comment LMAO

his entire Seirin team are his hype men under his posts

his profile picture is literally the gray default blank head because he didn’t even set up a profile picture for himself

he has like 20 followers max or something?

8 posts? like, he only posts on special occasions or big events

his occasional stories are always comprised of Nigou and blurry Kagami pictures/videos running away from Nigou UH OH (courtesy of @dust-of-fandoms)

@tetsuya11 for his user handle

@dust-of-fandoms JUST MADE AN INSTAGRAM FOR HIM HERE!!

Kise Ryota

uses his instagram account as a portfolio for his modeling career

majority of his posts are actually pictures he managed to snag from his frequent model shoots

it looks SO professional… but then you look at his IGTVs and his reel videos

his reels are either short clips of mini vlog series he does whenever he visits the GoMs or when he’s recording his Kaijō teammates doing tricks and dunks

his IGTVs are either skincare tutorials, fashion advice… or just… unexplainable, out-of-context shitposts of Kise running away from what fans assumed “a green-haired man” or some “captain”

follower account?? 124k

who wouldn’t resist a hot model?

DEFINITELY HAS A TIKTOK I CAN FEEL IT

@kiseryouta with an official verification next to it

people either love him or hate him

posts a casual selfie from time to time, and people praise him for “being real” LMAODOA AND HE’S JUST STARING AT HIS PHONE LIKE “??? IMIG BUT I JUST FELT CUTE TODAY”

his captions feel fake LMAO like: “Wow! today’s so pretty today!” as he puts a selfie post OR “What’s your favorite game?✨” under a professionally-shot model picture that does not correlate with the caption???

has posted shitposts on his stories and his fans are utterly confused… only the GoMs get it LMAO

Midorima Shintarou

ONLY reason why he has social media is because Takao convinced him that he could let everyone know the daily lucky items for each signs for every post he makes

so for the first 2 months of having instagram he just casually posts a “daily horoscope” report(?) for the day

his content attracted in all the astrology fans and people who are devoted to tarots

and he’s CONFUSED.

… Takao may or may not have played a hand in messing with the algorithms to expose his account to bigger audiences

once Midorima finds out he’s MAD LMAO *insert Takao pain noises*

either goes down two paths: just casually continuing to post the daily Oha Asa predictions without interacting with anyone OR deleting his account and making a new PRIVATE one just for communication/lurking purposes

so he can honestly have 10k followers if he chooses to be a horoscope account or like 3 followers on his private, take it or leave it

maybe he has two accounts if he feels that having instagram has its merits

definitely has a shit ton of random stuff/posts in his saved collections

boomer energy, like… what’s a “reels” feature?? people talk to their phone camera and record that?? he’s squinting really hard and scratching his head

either has 356 horoscope posts on his “main” or like 19 posts on his private

has a rubber duck as a profile picture for BOTH ACCOUNTS HELP HIM

@oha_asa_ for his horoscope account or @shin_chan77 as his personal because he doesn’t know how to change his username (thanks, Takao LMAO)

Aomine Daiki

he doesn’t give a shit about instagram LOL

it’s MOMOI who handles his account because he doesn’t wanna bother with it LMAOO

she would tease him and try to “encourage” him to stop lazing around by taking pictures of him whenever he’s snoozing and posting it

but he’s so damn good-looking that his sleeping pictures got some traction with new fans

Aomine is still sleeping

his account also has pictures of him eating at Maji burger or at a café, and of course Momoi is the one snapping these photos of him

he started caring about it a little more once Momoi told him that he can post videos of himself doing trickshots and one-on-ones to potentially find worthy rivals over the internet and meet up

so now his account (videos, reels, IGTVs) are all riddled with basketball/small parkour footage shot by yours truly, Momoi

so his fanbase is split between thirsty people and people who genuinely admire him for his skills… but I mean there’s also people in both categories, anywho

he’d totally follow his favorite Japanese idols on IG if they had one

also would follow any NBA-related accounts/players he admires

has like 2.7k followers (but growing really fast) with like 176 posts of videos and random pictures of him

his profile picture is literally a picture of him sleeping by Momoi

@a_daikiii

Momoi Satsuki

LOTS OF REALLY cute, playful selfies, and a lot of them are used with cute filters from the Snow app

sometimes would post herself doing a really cute Tiktok dance while in her school uniform

she doesn’t post too much; she’s actually more into posting IG stories and making highlights out of them and then making highlight covers have a coordinating theme together

very aesthetic theme on her feed overall hehe

definitely uses her account to comment on other GoMs posts, often commenting something snarky on Aomine’s and Kise’s

actually has 1-2 IGTVs on the Vorpal Sword’s big game against the Jabberwocks

doesn’t have much of full-body shots/outfit pictures other than mirror selfies because Aomine refuses to take good pictures of her

only when she sees Kise or Kuroko is when she can ask either to be a photographer

she’s definitely gotten a few small collab offers from small businesses, but she usually ignores them because it’s not exactly her thing

her profile picture is just a selfie with a sketch-line cat ear filter

uses a bunch of emoticons on her bio, captions, comments, everything

⌒(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)⌒ or ☆⌒(＞。≪) or .₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇. you get the picture

967 followers… that looks way too specific, but it’s somewhere around there; a lot of them came from Aomine’s account after they saw who’s been taking his pictures, and they wanna learn more about her??

around 40 posts?

@momoiowo

Murasakibara Atsushi

Himuro showed him how to use the app, but Murasakibara doesn’t find ANY USE FOR THIS LMAOO

he’d probably only get on it to look at food on the explore page and drool about the cuisines

keeps tabs on local places/restaurants/shops on instagram; those are probably the only accounts he’d follow tbh

it’s probably like ONE post and it’s an old picture of a dango on a plate he ate like 2 years ago

I have this image in my head that he has a really cute bento art as his profile picture?? can you imagine a Rilakkuma-shaped rice as his PROFILE PICTURE?

his bio is definitely: “hungry”

and that’s it

27 followers, and it’s literally just his Yōsen teammates, the GoMs and probably some other classmates of his

his captions are literally empty or 1-2 words

@oomaib0

Akashi Seijuro

only uses instagram because it’ll be beneficial for his company and to expand social networks, plus getting those sweet business deals and engagement

he doesn’t mind seeing really wholesome videos on the explore page though

when he wants to relax, a cat video melts his stress away

laughs to himself while he reads all the shenanigans underneath the GoMs’ posts

DEFINITELY loses a few brain cells seeing trolls and idiots on the internet… especially on controversial or political ones LMAO

he at first had to REFRAIN himself and take deep breaths before he just scrolls on, but he eventually got used to them and can now easily ignore them as easy as he breathes air

he actually enjoys shitposts and meme videos?? like he may not completely understand the meme trends sometimes, but he’ll still find it amusing enough for a chuckle

he ends up being the one who uses instagram the most? like Kise posts a shit ton, yeah, but Kise doesn’t really sit down and just scroll endlessly; Kise releases out content, while Akashi consumes the content

he reasons with himself that it’s to study his current demographics for the company, and while that may be true, Akashi just enjoys social media, plain and simple LOL

he does get to study the behaviors of all the generations using the platform, young folks and old folks alike, and it does get him excited in using his analytical skills to try to figure out people BEHIND a screen rather than those in front of him

it makes a really good challenge for him when he wants a good mental exercise

he has a post or two about his horses, his manor, and a video or two on him playing his violin?? but most are business-related, them being advertisements or business contracts/offers… things like that

his highlights are all about Q&As regarding the company, his background, his skillsets, etc. like an actual resumé

actually links current world issue cards/petitions on top of his company website; he’s quite an advocate

he actually doesn’t post about basketball because that’s something very close to his heart since it reminds him of his late mother… having that mixed in with his company-related posts feels wrong to him

27k followers, most of them are business-related accounts AND some are some followers his father bought for him without Akashi’s input to inflate engagement, etc.

@4k4shi… oh he thinks he’s SO CLEVER FOR MAKING THIS USERNAME LOL with the 4 being his jersey number and the 4s looking like As… AKASHI PLEASE—

his profile pic is like a professionally taken picture, nothing less for our king

his grammar and syntax are impeccable on social media; after all, he’s still being judged for how he carries himself even on the media

Kagami Taiga

mukbang guy… DEFINITELY

hot guy eating nine plates of steaks

IGTVs are filled with mukbang videos because Kuroko said he could make a living off of his appetite

HE COULD MAKE MONEY OFF OF JUST EATING? SIGN HIM UP.

on his posts, he posts dishes he makes for the day/is proud of and talks about the dish and ingredients briefly in the caption

that, or he has pictures of his new basketball shoes LMAO

or all of his basketball merch

HE’S DEFINITELY POSTED PICTURES OF LANDMARKS AND OTHER ICONIC PLACES HE’S TRAVELED TO (*cough* in America)

has a generic Jordan brand logo against a dark background as a profile picture

doesn’t have his face anywhere unless it’s in a mukbang video

279 followers or something

why do I have a feeling that he’ll accidentally blow up when Alex takes his phone to do a quick selfie on it?—

@taiga10

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Boo! Boo Wendy Testaburger! Boo!

Wendy has been accepted! Please submit your blog for us to follow!

out of character info

Name/Alias: Mak

Pronouns: she/her

Age: 25

Join Our Discord: I made that shit lmao

Timezone: CST

Activity: 6-7, higher on the weekends since im boring and work a 9-5.

Triggers:  r*pe/sa

Password: randy marsh is a dilf ;)

Character that you’re applying for: Wendy Testaburger

Favorite ships for your character: Wendy/Stan omg, i’m a slut for stendy

Faceclaim: Thalia Bree

in character info

Full name: Wendy Testaburger

Birthday: April 16th

Sexuality, gender, pronouns: Bisexual, female, she/her

Age and grade: 17, 12th grade

Appearance: Wendy is about 5’4 and weighs approximately 130 pounds. The signature pink beret she usually wears sits atop a mess of long dark hair that falls down her back and curls slightly at the ends. She’s average height for her age and her frame is petite in nature. She’s got olive skin that gives her the appearance of a perpetual tan. Wendy has sharp gray eyes that hold a sense of innocence with their wide, doe-like appearance. She’s got a button nose and thin lips with a small yet pointed chin. Wendy’s makeup is typically light and natural, using not much more than mascara and chapstick.

Wendy’s appearance, while sweet in nature, tends to garner attention in a more subtle way. She’s never been the jaw-dropper of her class (like her best friend Bebe,) but takes pride in her own appearance with a little help from Bebe. She dresses nicely every day per the request of her parents, though every once in a while she’ll wear something a bit bolder to spite her parents: and when she does, she’s sure to turn heads. Wendy is your ‘girl next door.’ She’s the type of girl you can bring home to your parents, take to your family dinners, and have around to keep your parents from questioning about your high school antics.

Personality: Wendy is a bright student who puts more effort than probably necessary into her schoolwork. She’s strong-willed and stubborn, and while she typically can keep a level head, she is notorious for letting her anger get the best of her when she’s had enough. She is kind and generous, willing to give what she can, when she can. Sometimes people take advantage of this. She takes into account everyone’s opinion before making a decision that affects the group, but isn’t afraid to shut someone down if their opinion is harmful or isn’t beneficial in the slightest. Wendy is a rule follower. She’s been called a ‘goody-two-shoes’ more times than she can count and tends to respect authority unless absolutely necessary. Wendy is known to be the ‘mom friend.’ She’s constantly worrying over her friends and ensuring that they’re doing okay in their classes and getting enough sleep at night. In fact, she worries more about her friends than she does herself. Wendy is incredibly active in extracurricular activities at all. She is bubbly about being active in her community and takes pride in being Student Body President and a member of the cheerleading team.

While she may not admit it, Wendy has found herself victim to what her parents would define as ‘peer-pressure.’ She doesn’t see it that way. She’s a good girl for sure, but is always willing to get into risky business with her friends if it means that she isn’t a downer. After all, Bebe is her best friend. How can she be so prude when the life of the party plays such a vital role in her life? Let’s just say, she’s a fun drunk to be around. She’s allowed to let loose the person she isn’t allowed to be during the day due to her parents’ watchful eyes and the time constraints per all her extracurricular activities. She’s got a wild heart and hopes that by doing well in school and getting accepted into her dream college, she’ll finally be able to get her parents off her back and finally be the bold and independent person she dreams of being.

History: Wendy’s childhood could be described, at best, as average. She grew up in a loving home with two loving parents and a grandmother that was always there when she needed her. She may not admit it, but she holds a deep-rooted resentment for her parents and their constant desire for her to be more. Because of this, Wendy has made straight A’s since the second grade and is as involved in extracurriculars as she can be without being too detrimental to her health. She’s fluent in three languages and plays multiple instruments, yet still feels like her parents expect more of her. But, she will chastise herself, she cannot complain. She has never gone without and her parents have always provided the best for Wendy. She hates to say it, but she errs on the side of spoiled. Her parents make up for their endless pushing by buying her all the nicest things. Wendy can’t help but feel that her parents are trying to buy her love.

Middle school was a humiliating time for Wendy Testaburger. She’d developed acne and had to wear glasses and the other kids would never let her forget it. She was a true activist and always tried to educate her peers on important issues in the hopes that she could bond with the other kids over mutual interests. But despite her efforts to build friendships she was bullied relentlessly. She felt like the only person she could count on was her best friend. With Bebe giving her constant assurance and fiery pep-talks, Wendy finally developed a backbone and stood up for herself. She will never forget the power she felt when she dumped her lunch all over the same girl who’d been bullying her for four years. Wendy laughed at the crying girl and spat at her feet before walking away. Nobody messed with Wendy after that. After that, she refined her attitude and walked with a purpose, and is now far more outgoing than she ever was before.

High school, on the other hand, has been wonderful for Wendy. She’s got a nice car, makes good grades and works on her studies relentlessly, even if it means losing sleep and forgetting to eat. She’s popular among her peers and her friendships have never been stronger. She’s stayed single since her relationship with Stan, claiming that she just doesn’t have time to cultivate a relationship with anyone. She’s made it perfectly clear to all that try that she’s perfectly happy being single. Maybe if she says it enough times it’ll become true. She can only hope.

Sample paragraph: “The cheerleading team, huh?” Wendy’s mom eyed her with a raised brow. Wendy nodded excitedly, her face breaking into a beaming smile. “Yeah! I’ve already reorganized my schedule and have made time for practices and games in between study sessions with my friends and Student Council! Aren’t you proud of me?” Wendy’’s smile faltered slightly as she watched her mother’s unwavering expression of incredulity. “Wendy, you know that the debate team is accepting applications starting next week, and your father and I really wanted you to apply, we talked about this.”

Wendy huffed and crossed her arms, leaning back into her chair. The two women were sitting opposite each other at Tweak Bros. Coffeehouse before school. It was tradition for Wendy and her mother to have coffee or breakfast before school once a week, but Wendy found herself wishing more and more that her mother would give up on the bonding time. “Mom, I know we talked about it, but think about it. Physical activity has been proven to boost dopamine and disciplinary skills. Besides, it’s good for my health. I don’t understand why you’d be upset with this.”

Wendy grabbed her coat and stood. She picked up her coffee and drained the last of it before tossing it into the garbage. Her mother said nothing in return, only sighed and grabbed her purse. “I suppose it’s time to get you to school, now.” Wendy nodded without looking her mother in the eye. This was a stale argument between her and her parents. It was never about the same thing specifically, but always revolving around the same theme: college. It was like nothing Wendy did was good enough for her parents. “I love you, sweetie. Now let’s hurry, we don’t want you to be late for your poetry club meeting before class.”

Headcanons: 

Wendy has an enthusiastic appreciation for art.

She drives a brand new Lexus, of which all her friends have dubbed ‘The Mom-mobile.’

When she has the free time, she loves to go sit out at the pond and watch the sky change colors.

She has a bad habit of thinking out loud.

She has a cat named Archibald.

Still a virgin.

Wendy can’t stand when people click their pens. 

Is obsessed with skin care. Unironically makes tiktok GRWM videos. 

The inside of her school binder has scratched out pen scribblings of the name Wendy Marsh all over.