#but she's right

[lskamil27]

Samarie & Levi Party Interaction

[nell0-0]

Link may have courage, but Zelda has wisdom. The odds of the battle are not in their favor.

[babygirlmizu]

I think it's so funny that Mizu called Taigen trash. After years of him calling her trash. LOL

[heretherebedork]

Why are they saying this to the audience watching? Like, I get it, but also it's just TRUE. Breaking the fourth wall to just tell us what we're feeling isn't needed, we know! @absolutebl the fourth wall grows ever thinner but not is a useful way.

[good-soupmens]

I texted my sister "MICHAEL SHEEN IS BEING INSANE AGAIN" and she completely ignored me because I was "stupid enough to say 'again' like he'd ever stopped in the first place"

[incorrect-marmalade]

Otis: You say insane shit all the time! How am I suppose to know this one was true?

Marmalade: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.

Otis: See!

[major-trouble]

My niece sometimes comes with me when I go to pick up my grocery order. For context, it's a 40 minute drive each way, but mostly along the seaside, through little villages, very peaceful. Idk why, but she likes to hang out with me and play on her tablet and comment on the tide. She turned nine last year. Anyway, she asked me if I've watched Nimona yet.

Me: Not yet, but I'm planning to. Have you watched it?

Niece: Yeah. You should. You'll like it.

Me: Oh? Did you like it?

Niece: It was really good. I'm gonna watch it again. I really liked the part where Nimona turned into a little boy. I wanna do that.

Me: Like, forever or just for a while?

Niece: Not forever. Maybe for a day.

Me: Okay.

Niece: I also wanna turn into a dragon.

Me: Oh yeah, me too.

[sopheadraws]

*examining a pair of high heeled, metallic, pink, cowboy boots*

My mom: This might be more your style these days.

Me: What do you mean?

My mom: A part of you wants to be Chappell Roan.

[omarfor-orchestra]

Every time I agree with a leghista I lose one year from my lifespan

[kaoinim]

if i got jigsawed i like to think id just refuse to engage. i have fully already given up on any hope of getting out of this so im just going to make you kill me straight up. i am refusing to engage.

[mightyacecakes]

Me, watching the makeup, wholly fascinated:

Source

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[androgynealienfemme]

It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.

Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her