#otalade

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Marmalade: I'll never stop running!

Otis: Yeah, and I'll never stop chasing you. I'm relentless. I'm like the Terminator.

Marmalade: I'm more like Terminator than you.

Otis: I said it first. You're more like Sarah Connor.

Marmalade: No, I'm not!

Otis: Yes. And in the first movie too, before she could do chin-ups.

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Otis, hugging Marmalade from behind: Morning babe, what are you cooking?

Marmalade: You can't tell? Master Chef Huxley with the amazing nose?

Otis, mouthing against her neck: I was being polite.

Marmalade: What?

Otis: It smells fucked up.

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Otis: You paid $500 for shoes!

Marmalade: Boots, Otis. I'm not an idiot.

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Marmalade: Dude-

Otis: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago. Don’t you dare call me 'dude'.

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Marmalade: Why are you helping me?

Otis: Because my life is a mess right now, and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

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Marmalade telling Mama Eda about Otis: He’s got chocolate brown eyes and the ass of an angel.

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Marmalade: I can take care of myself just fine.

Otis: No.

Marmalade: What do you mean, no?

Otis: ...

Otis: No.

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Marmalade, signing the card to Otis at the end of the movie: Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.

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Marmalade: Look, I've already been busted for stealing sunglasses and my boyfriend's car.

Otis: Wait, you stole sunglasses? From who?

Marmalade: Not from a person, from a store. God, I have some class.

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Otis: Are you sure you’re fine? ‘Cause I heard you crying last night.

Marmalade: I don’t cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.

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Marmalade 2024:

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Otis, to Marmalade: I’m horny, I’m half-naked, and I’m saying "yes". Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?

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Marmalade, very nervous: So, we've been on a few dates now, and I was just wondering if you would like to make this official... Will you be my boyfriend?

Otis: Marm, we've been dating for six months.

Marmalade:

Otis: We live together.

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Otis, looking for Marmalade in a crowd: I’m looking for a blonde in a tight skirt. A specific one, mind you, I didn’t just wake up this morning with a craving.

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Marmalade: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m eighty.

Otis: If you are still alive when you’re eighty, I’ll demand a medical explanation.

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Otis: How old do you think I am?

Marmalade: Otis. Age doesn't matter. You can die at any time.