#but seriously don't

[klndrwh0re]

Guys funny story: so once like i just randomly swallowed a bunch of pills 😭 (episode core) and then the episode ended and I decided i don't wanna die anymore and I went on chatgpt and I was like BRO WHAT DO I DO and chatgpt was like DRINK WATER DRINK LOTS OF WATER. Yeah bitch, I THREW UP LIKE 5 GLASSES OF IT IT CAME OUT OF MY FUCKING NOSE TOO SOMEHOW 😭

[garbagebinne]

[tcfhbukn]

when life gives you lemons, you squeeze out the juice, pour it into a water gun, and shoot it into your enemies' eyes.

[none-ofthisnonsense]

Don't! Feed! The! Pigeons!

[crabussy]

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

[formlessvoidbeast]

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

[whyissupernaturaltrending]

a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

[anniflamma]

Y'all asked for a part 2 of Odysseus seducing Zeus. This is all you get. .... Part 3

[fist-of-vengeance]

this is stupid but why are they wearing the same outfit. like that's the exact same outfit right? down to the elbow patches. how did this happen. did fiddleford take half his wardrobe in the divorce

[one-blaze-of--glory]

I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

[corgiteatime]

You couldn't take Astarion to see Nosferatu in the theater. Not because it'd be triggering for him or anything. But because every five minutes, he'd turn to you with the saddest eyes imaginable and hysterically ask, "I don't look like that, right?! Most vampires don't look like that!" And you'd have to reassure him through the whole 132 minutes run time.

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

[selfhealingmoments]

[madamemachikonew]

"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

[strange-wanderings]

You use "aces and aros can be in relationships" to justify shipping canonically ace and/or aro characters. I use "aces and aros can be in relationships" to justify headcanoning characters canonically in relationships as ace and/or aro.

We are not the same.