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Waiting
waiting for….?
I don’t know if this is what you wanted, but this is what I’m giving you.
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making friends with someone who turns out to be awful
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stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
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i lied to all of you
im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies
and im sorry
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The only way this gif
gets better
is if you reverse it
he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”
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i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay
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There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
If you can’t reblog this��
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I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.
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i have no idea what is going on here but im scared
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ES HELP ME
it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand
My tears
I’ve reblogged this already but I love it.
The first time I blogged this he was broken and alone. Now he has love :’)
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