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tip: in order to succeed, you must ensure the downfall of your opponents.
#shitpost#do NOT take me seriously#tumblr im sorry please dont cancel me for this#dont do this#like ever#it is a bad idea#and also extremely illegal#kids do not take my advice#i am terrible at giving advice#bad joke#tips for success#again obviously dont do this#but i mean if you do just dont get caught#do not ever let me have free speech
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If you ever get bored, consider sprinkling powdered sugar all over escalator handrails.
#bad ideas#bored#things to do when bored#not actually#but itd be really funny#if you do try it record what happens#and send me the video#but i will not be responsible for any consequences#go forth and cause chaos#shitpost
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when life gives you lemons, you squeeze out the juice, pour it into a water gun, and shoot it into your enemies' eyes.
#lemon#lemons#lemon juice#when life gives you lemons#you use it to assault people#water gun#bad advice#shitty advice#DO try this at home#if you do send me videos#but seriously don't#my advice is not trustworthy#but still could be something worth trying next time the local kids challenge you to a water gun fight#shitpost
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