#but rhetorically wtf

[northern-spies]

Guy gets off the elevator across from my office looking confused, so I ask him who he's looking for.

"I work downstairs for [government agency] and I'm retiring this year. I want to talk to someone about lecturing."

I explain that no one on this floor has anything to do with teaching, postings go up online, and our lecturers are unionized.

He's still not getting it, so I ask him what field he's in, thinking maybe I can explain how to search that field on our job postings website.

"I have an MBA. I think I'll just walk over to the business college and talk to the dean."

Good luck, buddy.

[silver-horse]

fascinating that the biphobes, who say that BG3 companions are not accurate as bisexuals/pansexuals, literally haven’t played the game!! they don’t know the characters or who they flirt with and choose to sleep with.

a textpost said that everyone is allowed to play the game as they want and romance characters with a character of any gender and one person commented that OP is a homophobe and Astarion “would be the biggest gay if not for making everyone playersexual.” I clicked on the username and they have a post stating “will buy that game just to play as the furry albino elf and have homophobes watch him get fucked by every dude” ok. sounds fun, I will do the same, I’ll simply also fuck every women. but no.when not everyone is playersexual, 80% of them just end up straight. the remainder mostly still bi and they would deny the bisexuality of those few as well. why do they feel so comfortable attacking bisexuality that they will even comment on bi characters when they are unfamiliar with a given piece of fiction

[fluffishere]

Patrick Bateman: I'm so normal and cool and everyone loves me *eye twitch* *eye twitch* I think I'm gonna stab a woman until she dies.

[introvertedlass]

I do try to be a good person but man, sometimes it's a struggle.

This...

That...

[13reasonstoeatthatcake]

Has anyone read Fourth Wing translated into another language and did you agree with the Violet/Violence nickname translations in said language? Because I'm reading through the Bulgarian version rn and they. Fucking transliterated it??? With a FOOTNOTE??? Explaining what Violence means in English??? Even though it's not a one-time thing but a recurring nickname and the use of Sudden English Word in-text in what's meant to be flirty, charged and tender moments later is fucking jarring??? I am Shaking With Rage.

[llycaons]

standing next to my sister in photos is making me self-concious so I'm googling BASIC basic makeup shit and all the results are 'for this simple look for every single part of your face you need pre-prep then prep then the actual thing then the touchups then a final fixative' I'm going to start crying or screaming or hyperventilating or killing

[inamedmyvaginafrancis]

My mother actually enjoys Kevin Samuels. Where did I go wrong raising her?

[tourniqitty]

i'm legit so fucking bored but i cant get up and do anything uggghghhhhhh

[universalsatan]

Hey bestie, no need to answer this, but I saw u reblogged something from roach - works, and I just wanna let u know that she's a major terf

oh!!! thank you for this fr. i'm answering this bc i just wanna say that i don't have shinigami eyes and i'm on mobile most of the time, so these pointers are much appreciated <33

[goddessofwisdom18]

the way the acotar fandom descended into infighting is actually kind of sad. i used to be an anti in the acomaf/acowar era and we always purposely mispelled characters' names when we were ranting about them so fans wouldn't see them. now i can't go look up any character without seeing people hating them (or praising them but hating another character). every post is an argument with some vague enemy (i am guilty of this too for the record). like wtf happened

[teamnick]

stay in your lane

[coyoxxtl]

if you still believe that russian/chinese psyops are invading tumblr (lol) to influence the election youre racist and xenophobic sorry

[cyber444angel]

ppl who romanticize periods scare the actual fuck out of me dude.

[angeltism]

what's a decently horny but not overly so layout for the suggestiveposting blog

[channelworldbluez]

I’m tired of these fluctuating moods bro wtf is wrong with me?

[woodnrust]

Literally just sitting here minding my business and grandpa turns to me and says "I think you should become a cop. Or at least join the military. I think you would be a good fighter pilot" out of the fucking blue????