#but really this is remus

[that1nerd-20]

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

[talyris]

Genderswap! Harry Potter

[jjkyaoi]

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

[moonstainn]

Meme stuff (first template from handji_kyle on twt)

[s1r1us0black]

That's hot... Really hot.

Creds: Tsundere-Art-Millie

[aludraslytherin]

Lily: Does anyone know why James and Regulus are sitting back to back holding hands?

Barty: They got in a pretty bad fight, Reg is mad at Potter.

Lily: Okay but why the hand holding then?

Remus: James got scared that Regulus doesn't love him anymore, so that's their solution until they calm down.

[salemsclowncorner]

My thoughts on what I think would go on Virgil, Remus, And Janus' cake (click for quality):

If they actually end up getting a video and any of these are in there I shall jump for joy.

[minyooon3012]

Lily: so what gender are you attracted to?

Sirius, whispering to Remus: what are you?

Remus, not looking up from his book: gender is a construct.

Sirius: nerds.

[orbch]

(^ quote from steven universe. obv..lol) Do i ship intruality? yes. Do i like the idea of patton being violently disturbed by remus and remus having a deep seated resentment towards patton? also yes.

[loganslowdown4]

Why are these so cute???

I love how it implies everyone but Patton is swearing LMAO

We need Roman, Janus and Thomas yet—

Thomas’ will be last and just be him with his head in hands like ‘save me, good gods SAVE ME’ 😂😂😂😂

[lunarlivs]

happy birthday rems, the big 64!

[starsarestories]

New AU idea:

Sirius and Regulus are the new kids in school (Muggle AU) and no one knows anything about their past but there are rumours that Sirius has full custody of Regulus and that they live alone - the rumours vary between "they live in a cardboard box" and "they have a whole batchelor pad mansion" type place.

Then, there's Remus who doesn't have any friends and doesn't really want them. He sort of talks to James because they were childhood friends but drifted apart in highschool, sometimes James will ask him to go to parties with him (because James wishes they were closer friends again) and Remus always agrees because he feels he owes it to James because he thinks the reason they drifted was his fault. So whenever he goes to these parties, he always reads a book in the corner and just doesn't interact with anyone ever.

Meanwhile, James always goes with Peter and he tries to talk to Remus but he has a feeling Remus doesn't really like him anymore and he's really insecure about it. He just assumes the reason they drifted apart was because he was too loud for Remus. So, he spends most of the parties they go to with Peter getting drunk.

But then. One day, the Black Brothers show up at a party and everyone is so interested to see if they can get anything out of them whilst they're drunk because they're so mysterious. However, what they don't know is that when Regulus and Sirius get drunk, they don't just spew their secrets to the whole world, they dance. So. They end up dancing on the table together (and look really sexy whilst doing it). And James walks into the room and his eyes land on Regulus and that's it. He has to find out more about this mysterious guy, he just has to know his favourite colour and his favourite songs, his hobbies and his least favourite food. Regulus meets his eye too and just thinks "bet", because he knows he's sexy and he knows he can pull that.

Then, there's Remus who is just trying to read his book in peace, but then there's this loud guy dancing on the table, stomping his army boots and belting Queen lyrics so loud he thinks his eardrums will burst. So, he slams his book shut, looks up, and he sees Sirius and realises Sirius is already watching him, Sirius was just trying to get his attention because whilst everyone else in the room was already looking at him, the quiet boy in the corner was too busy staring at a book. Remus doesn't like Sirius, he thinks he's hot, but he hates the way he saunters through the school halls as if he owns the place. He hates that Sirius can speak to James at school so easily even though they barely know each other and Remus has known James for years. But at the same time, Sirius has a room full of people to look at, and he's looking at Remus. People don't usually notice Remus, so he's intrigued.

Sirius, on the other hand, finds Remus just as mysterious as Remus finds Sirius. He wants to know all about this boy who comes to parties only to sit in the corner all night and not talk to anyone. He wants to know all about the boy who sits in front of him in history and dutifully scribbles down all the notes. He wants to know all about the boy who always seems to be angry at him, even though they've never spoken before.

Edit: Soooooo I'm writing it.. but don't expect it until at least next year 🙃

[theokusgallery]

Why, hello there, Virgil. Long time no see!

[http-wolfstar]

Shhh he's getting his beauty sleep!!!

Bonus Remus live reaction:

[colresskisser]

stupid little headcanon for the funny: i think remus might get dead small animals and affectionately bring them to people he likes. like cats do

it's how he shows his love

[heaven4lostgirls]

regulus, asking about lily: does she make you laugh?

james: she doesn’t make me cry

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sirius, asking about grant: does he make you laugh?

remus: he doesn’t make me cry

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mary, asking about pandora: does she make you laugh?

lily: she doesn’t make me cry

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mary, asking about dorcas: does she make you laugh?

marlene: she doesn’t make me cry

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barty, asking about james: does he make you laugh?

regulus: he doesn’t make me cry

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evan, asking about regulus: does he make you laugh?

barty: he doesn’t make me cry

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sirius, asking about regulus: does he make you laugh?

remus: he doesn’t make me cry

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remus, asking about james: does he make you laugh?

sirius: he doesn’t make me cry