#but please stay in the cities

[pinkrangerv]

You know, every year we lose at least one dumb tourist in Nevada. Why?

'That big cave looks really interesting! I wanna go see!' That's a mine shaft. You were WARNED about mine shafts. THEY HAVE LARGE PITS YOU FALL INTO AND DIE.

'Oh hey that body of water looks like a great place to swim!' It's contaminated with mercury and twelve other heavy metals. There's signs everywhere. How did you miss this?

'I only need a small water bottle for a five-hour hike!' Buddy. Pal. I can pull that off, because I am chronically dehydrated and somehow survive it. (It's the fat, I think.) But trust me, normal people cannot do that, and even I drink water when I stop for lunch. You are normal. You will die slow.

'Hey, Pyramid Lake looks cool!' The local tribe has an entire set of stories about how if you hear babies laughing, the next day you will die on the lake. And at least one boat gets pulled under a year. The park has warning signs about that plastered all over it. Yeah, sure, riptide--but honestly, that lake even looks like it's gonna kill you, it has no greenery at all around it, it's just water and then desert, how are you this stupid?

'Aww, that bear looks so CUDDLY!' You know what, you're clearly unsaveable. Give me your kid, I'll find them a home with a loving adult who explains that forks don't go in light sockets. We'll hold your funeral. Your kids' new adult can explain that some people are just meant as a warning to others. They'll grow up to appreciate your sacrifice. We all will. You will serve as an example to future tourists to just, for the love of fuck, stay in the damn cities. At least there someone will stop you from ANNOYING A GODDAMN BEAR.

Really. If you come to Nevada, just...stay where there's sidewalks. You'll end up less dead.

[chersoyei]

I used to think that he was too slow and that I was too fast. In reality, it was the other way around. Despite dating many people, I had never put a relationship above everything else in my life. I realized too late that he was someone I could have made a long future with.

Love in the Big City x Grieving by Dhruv

[dorothywonderland]

Great wind God, aeolus I don't know if you know this But our path to home is blocked by an impenetrable storm

Trying some character design for epic the musical, first up is my boy aeolus. Wanted something simple overall so the "hair" can be the main attraction, might change a thing or two

[kar1nsworldx]

LOOK AT ALL THE HOT MEN OH MY FUCKING GOD

[tongues--and--teeth]

Post-War Golden Cheese and Dark Cacao my beloveds <3

[purpletrashcans]

something something i'm still waiting for a radio silence movie

[hubbman2]

omg i’ve never seen these guys before and now i love them ……. thank u for introducing them to me i think they r so goofy :))

thank yew that means the plan is working we hope to introduce more people to the wonders that is hubbman

[hellaverse-critical-confessions]

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[columboscreens]

[synonymroll648]

from a vibes perspective, i totally understand why so many people look at keefe and go ‘this guy would be the male equivalent of a wine aunt when he’s older’. 

but. but. 

taking lore into consideration, in my heart, he’s terrified of alcohol (even if he tries really hard to hide it). because. like. his first exposure is almost guaranteed to be through cassius, and cassius canonically threw a glass extremely close to him at least once when he was, like, 8. maybe cassius wasn’t always extra nasty when he was drunk, but there’s gotta be a correlation in keefe’s brain between risking getting seriously hurt (emotionally or physically) and alcohol consumption that’s really hard for him to shake. 

[hamletshoeratio]

The right wing saying immigrants are ruining the country while actively burning Dublin City centre...

Do not pretend that they care even a little about the horrific events that unfolded today. They just needed an excuse to stand behind as they rioted.

They are using the same disgusting rhetoric that was used against us for centuries. Signs with statements like "No cats, no dogs, no Irish" were hung in windows in England as well as the States. They are nothing but bigots, bigots who know nothing of their own history. Immigrants are not the issue.

They're complaining about the gardaí not saying that it's a terrorist attack, when this horrific incident only happened less than 12 fucking hours ago. It's still under active investigation, an investigation that they are very much hindering by them rioting as a result of their outrage. If we want the man responsible to face justice, a thorough investigation is needed so that his lawyers can't turn around and argue, "actually just hours after the attack before a proper investigation was begun, a garda called this a terrorist attack. There is no evidence of this, nor does the evidence gathered later as part of the investigation indicate that this meets the criteria of a terrorist attack outlined in the criminal justice act. Gardaí labelling my client as a terrorist has made an impartial objective jury impossible." The state could lose their case if everything is not done explicitly by the book. Defence lawyers have to do their job, just as the gardaí do. Gathering evidence and doing their job, which takes time, is what the gardaí were trying to do before they themselves got attacked.

I'm beyond disgusted by these people. I'm just horrified. I'm pissed that they are using these children as an excuse to be bigoted.

I pray to God that those harmed will make full recoveries. They should be the sole focus.

[mayvora]

I honestly don't know if it's okay or not and if I'm being offensive mean or anything please tell me but I have an idea for an au and I wanna share it. okay so if you know about what DID is. how do you feel about. a character with a DID au but all of his alters are versions of this character from different aus?

like, personally, I have over 20 au versions of scar goodtimes and for some reason my mind is just. yeah what if they were all alters for a scar from like a modern+fantasy au. where my little boy just need his support au scar squad to help him get through tough life...

call me crazy I deserve it (for having so fucking many aus and being so crazy about crossovering them) but like I already know which roles would some of the scars have and why and how would they act... this just makes me feel so soft ngl.

[thewater]

dan and phil tour confirmed: 😃🥹😊

dan and phil tour not coming to wellington: 🙃😔😢

[just-vito]

Yo Vito, Frankie says your lasagna recipe sucks

Ugh, I bet he did. That bum’s supposed to be coming over for dinner, and where’s he at? On the run from DeTain with Daisy or something.

It’s RUDE is what it is. Why even ask to come over if you’re gonna make excuses not to eat the lasagna?

[dendrochronologies]

realistically. is there a hot person even REMOTELY near my frozen-over hell who cares a lot about poetry/literature/nature/science/climate, to the point of having it shape their lives in a meaningful way, and also loves hiking, and also already is, or is willing to become, the type of person who asks their barista or wtv how their day is going. or is this like. way too much to ask for. is this insanely presumptuous????? we don't even need to DATE, this doesn't have to be romantic AT ALL, i just wanna TALK!!!!! in a non-academic setting that involves coffee or tea or c/mocktails or pho!!!!!