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i need this as my ringtone
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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early seasons salmondean disguises are soooo stupid oh hi im detective rock this is detective roll we’re from ButtFuck PD here about the cheerleader disembowelments. we’re reporters from Big Stupid Magazine, does that dead guy smell like rotten eggs to you? we’re graduate research assistants from Kill Yourself University looking for 17th century literature on banshee skincare routines.
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Me, with two nonbinary kids in the car, answering the phone: Hey, what's up?
My partner, trying his best but not used to using nonbinary pronouns: Hey, I'm on my way home. Have you dropped off the...thems...yet?
Me: I have not dropped off the thems yet, no. We're on our way, though.
The thems: uproarious laughter
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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
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my last real obsession with something was like 5 months ago i don't know what to do with my life
#obsession#nerd#geek#idk what to do with my life rn#this is what happens when you go to uni kids#don't go#have fun instead
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having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now
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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"
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and the crowd isn't surprised. i hate it here.
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Still waiting for us as the people to fucking do something about it
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okay but like a zombie movie that is a metaphor for facism
#you know a virus that makes people dumb as shit and makes them eat other people's brains?#sounds like facism to me#zombie#zombies#horror#horror film#horror movies#monster#monsters#movie#movies#film#films#metaphor#not a very strong one but you get it
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Challengers - the movie about a girl who just really wanted to watch some good fucking tennis
#this is a joke#i'm obsessed with this movie#it's fucking amazing#the last 15 minutes are brilliant#challengers#zendaya#josh o'connor#mike faist#also the sexual tension#jesus fucking christ#the churro scene#fucking hell
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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
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