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A Punishment Game of Cards ft. Roy
Here's the IF-raffle winner's (@traaaaash) request:
The fireplace engulfs the room in a warm glow, painting Roy’s cheeks a more lively shade of pink. Your own tingle pleasantly from the fragrant mulled wine you’re sipping while playing— or rather, handing Roy’s ass to him in blackjack.
“Again!” he snaps, reaching for your winning cards to shuffle them all up. “I’m starting to think Kal wasn’t wrong about you. Maybe you are a witch.”
“I’m just that lucky.”
“You know what they say about people who are lucky at cards, don’t you?” Roy smirks as he sets up the table, revealing one of his cards - a ten. With your eight and two, it’s almost a sure win. “They’re not so lucky in love.”
“Then you must be a real heartbreaker yourself.” Seeing how he tanked yet another match. “Or is it the ‘one true love’ that’s the ideal in this equation?”
Roy curses under his breath, and you think he either didn’t hear you or is simply ignoring you until he finally replies, “Isn’t it always? Or did you not come here hoping to find a love match in Duke?”
“It wasn’t really my choice,” you shrug. “And I wasn’t hoping for anything.”
“And now?”
Roy pauses his shuffling to peek at you from under lowered lashes. He seems intent on knowing the answer, but just as you’re about to say it, he waves you off, almost pushing cards into your hands.
“I suppose if you were truly lucky, you wouldn’t be here right now.” The continuous streak of losses stripped him of manners, but also bared his more honest side to you, exposing the childish and less poised flank. “What? You can’t tell me you’re enjoying yourself here.”
“Why wouldn’t I?” you chuckle, watching him take another card from the stack. For someone so proficient at chess, in the heat of the moment, he can’t control his expression to save his life. Or maybe it’s just the wine? “I’m feeling rather lucky in that regard as well.”
He looks up at that, his face a picture of disgruntled shock. “You can’t be serious. Who in their right mind would opt to be stranded in the middle of freezing nowhere.”
“I like snow. And the company isn’t half bad, either.”
Roy’s eyes are glued to his cards, but his lips curl up in obvious pleasure. He catches himself on that fast, though, donning a lofty grimace. “Naturally. The company and the wine, at least we have that, don’t we? We should enjoy it for as long as we can.”
There’s something melancholic in the way he says it, but you don’t wish to pry. Instead, you decide to cheer him up with an offer you know he won’t be able to resist. “Do you want to bet?”
“Pardon?”
“A bet, for our final round.” As much as you’re enjoying yourself tonight, the clock is ticking, and nightfall waits for no one. “The winner gets to make a wish.”
“Oh? What kind of wish?”
“How about... a punishment? Anything’s fair game, but no takesies backsies.”
Roy half-scoffs, half snickers, at your words. “Aren’t you afraid of what I might ask of you?”
“That’s assuming you’d win.”
Roy clicks his tongue. “What if I said I’m more... motivated now?”
“And your motivation changes the outcome of the bet?”
“Why? Is that fear I hear in your voice? It’s not too late to back off if you’re so afraid of losing to me.”
“I’m not afraid.”
“No? Then let’s leave it up to fate, shall we? I hear it favors the bold.”
“Bold, not overconfident.”
“You’re stalling,” he taunts, tapping the deck of cards in a display of excited impatience. “Come, now, pick your cards. I’m curious to know if you’d [win] or [lose].”
[You won:]
Half expecting your luck to be overturned, you find it hard to suppress a grin when your two first cards turn out to be an instant win. It must be obvious because Roy preemptively blurts out a curse.
“Blackjack,” you announce gleefully, setting your cards face up on Roy’s to prove your victory. “So, is your curiosity sated?”
“That’s it. I’m summoning a paladin,” Roy mutters under his breath as he flicks the cards off the table. What a sore loser. “Ahem. Well. It’s rather late. I don’t suppose we—”
“Ah, ah, not so fast.” Not letting him escape, you latch onto his arm as he tries to stand up. “Your punishment first.”
“Being so vindictive is not attractive, my Lady,” he tuts, making only a token attempt at shrugging you off. “Besides, we could argue that I’ve already received my punishment when—”
“What happened to your bravado, Roy? You seemed so sure of yourself.”
Roy’s eyes flicker to the remaining cards that didn’t end up scattered on the floor. He quickly sends them flying, too, as one would when getting rid of evidence. “... It seems I’m simply more proficient at tactic-based games.”
“Mhm. Don’t worry, I won’t ask for anything terrible. Merely something... amusing.”
You sincerely doubt that Roy would have mercy on you, so you’re not planning to extend the courtesy, either. Still, you don’t want to humiliate him, only ruffle his feathers a little.
As you scan the room for inspiration, your gaze stops at Roy’s frilly jacket hanging from the back of his promptly vacated chair. The white collar reminds you starkly of the new uniform Cassandra showed you earlier, and thus, a marvelous idea dawns on you.
You’re a bit too eager when you share it, and so your words are rushed and garbled together, prompting Roy to raise a brow at you to accentuate his “Excuse me?”
“I said you’d be a terrible maid, but I’m sure you could make the uniform work, if nothing else.”
Roy’s lips part, but no sound escapes them. He blinks at you, as if unsure whether he should take the insult or refute it, but then the meaning of the entire sentence sinks in, and he’s left to gape at you soundlessly.
“My Lady,” he says after a while, clearing his throat two times before that. “Are you implying that you want me to...”
“Yes.”
“...wear the uniform. I see. Your tastes are truly unique.”
“You’re taking it better than I expected.”
“Are you disappointed?” Roy grins, immediately regaining his composure. “I live to defy expectations. Yours especially.”
“What an honor,” you huff, shy of rolling your eyes. “Well, then. Let’s fetch you a spare. And you’re coming with me.”
Not allowing him to have even half a thought about getting away, you fix your hold on him, grabbing him securely by the wrist. At least, that’s what you attempt, but your hand finds his instead, warm to the touch and ungloved.
It startles you as much as it does Roy. He looks at it askance, with a peculiar expression, then slowly wraps his fingers around yours.
“How very forward of you,” he breathes out in a hushed, intimate whisper, as if sharing something forbidden. “Wise, too. You better hold me tight, lest I make my escape.”
“You wouldn’t dare.”
“You don’t know just how much I would dare... But you’re right. I won’t flee. At least for now.”
His face is barely an inch from yours, and the newfound awareness of his proximity makes goosebumps break all over your skin.
“Right. Let’s go.”
You turn away first, wordlessly pulling Roy with you into the hallway, belatedly remembering to release his hand. Thankfully, you don’t encounter anyone on your way, but that doesn’t cause the strange feeling that overcame you to dissipate.
True to his word, Roy doesn’t attempt to evade his punishment, trailing after you to the staff room. It’s locked, but you know he carries the skeleton key, and you don’t let him bluff you into believing that he has forgotten to pocket it.
“After you,” he says, gallantly holding the door open. His smirk alleviates all charm that the gesture might have held, and so, you push him into the room before you, with a smile of your own.
“No, after you.”
“Oof!” Roy makes a scene of barely maintaining his balance with the help of a shelf, massaging his ‘injured’ arm with the other. “Not an ounce of gentleness in you, is there?”
“If you wanted me to be gentle, you should have asked beforehand.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” Roy huffs, returning to searching for the uniforms when you urge him to quit dilly-dallying.
The manor has more spare clothes than it does staff, and so there are plenty available in all sizes. Roy picks a set for himself from a wooden chest, pausing to look up at you with more of a challenge in his eyes than a plea.
“Dress and all?”
“Dress and all.”
“Fine.” With a defeated sigh, he straightens, reaching for the buttons of his shirt, starting from the bottom. “Do you mind? I don’t think this was a part of the punishment.”
Chastised, you turn to face the door, giving him some privacy while he changes.
The momentary silence fills with on-and-off grunts and the swish-swash of fabric. It seems it takes longer for Roy to strip than to dress up, though given his elaborate attire, that doesn’t surprise you.
When he’s done, he coughs pointedly to catch your attention. “Well?”
The dress is slightly too short, barely covering his ankles, but he fills the upper parts of the uniform nicely. His posture is too relaxed to be taken as subservient, but his natural poise makes up for that.
“Not bad. Say, do you think Duke would let me appoint you as my personal maid?”
“Please, he’d let you appoint him as your personal maid if you only asked,” Roy scoffs, suddenly displeased. “He’d probably enjoy it, too.”
“You’re joking,” you laugh, quieting down when you notice that he doesn’t join you. His face is still twisted in that mocking grimace of his, though, so you assume he’s not entirely serious either. “What about you? You always complain that the work of an advisor is a thankless one.”
Roy barks out a laugh, his usual mirth recovered. “Why? Would you like that?”
“Like what?”
“Me, tending to you?” As he speaks, his eyes slowly slide up and down your body in a soft, intangible caress. “Dress you up in the morning, disrobe you, help you bathe.”
“Cassandra doesn’t bathe me.”
“I’m not Cassandra, am I?”
“I—”
The door behind you rattles, startling you nearly to death.
“It’s occupied!” you yell, grasping at the knob, and from the look of it, scaring the poor maid shitless.
Roy, too, blanches, pulling the dress off himself with no regard for propriety. His stupefaction doesn’t last long, and in no time, he’s snickering again, highly amused. It’s only fortunate that the maid ran off before she could hear it.
“What’s so funny?”
“I’m just wondering what sorts of rumors would be spread if you were caught in the staff room. With me. Naked.”
“Nothing flattering,” you mumble, watching the intricate knob with great interest. “I should leave first. Wait for a bit before you follow.”
“My, you make it sound naughty. It’s not like we’re having an affair.”
His comment is more barbed than jesting, but you pay it no mind, leaving it unanswered.
Still, his words are all you can think of, and you can’t seem to escape them - or Roy - even as you exit the room, quickening your pace.
[You lost:]
Though you’re usually mild-mannered, your competitiveness increases when stakes are high.
“Twenty!” you shout, smacking your cards down with vigor. “Hah! Try and top that!” The fire in you is promptly snuffed out when you see the total in Roy’s hand reaching twenty-one.
Blackjack.
“Well, well, well. Would you look at that?” Roy smirk is ever-present, stretching further when he notices you grind your teeth. “My victory.”
“After so many losses?” you comment, crossing your arms with a huff. “What kind of luck is that, the moment I wager something?”
“Don’t pout. No one likes a sore loser.” And yet, here he is, fanning his two winning cards over his face, gloating.
You slap a hand down on the table. “I want a rematch—”
“Not so fast.” Roy frowns, showing his victory in your face. “You owe me a wish, remember? I want to collect it now.”
“What? You’ve already thought of something?”
“Several ‘something,’ in fact, I’ve come already prepared. You could say I was hoping for an opportunity to... discipline you,” Roy sighs, rolling his eyes at you. “Now, let’s see what punishment would be most befitting... Cleaning Duke’s office! No, you already insist on doing that. Hm, attending a mass with Kal everyday for a— No, no, you might even enjoy it. It has to be something you’d definitely abhor— Ah, yes. You’ll dance with me, that’s your punishment.”
“What?” you ask, and whatever bizarre expression you’re showing, makes Roy chuckle with delight.
“I said you’ll dance with me—”
“I just thought the punishment was supposed to be directed at me, not you.” Honestly, with how vengeful Roy is on a good day, dancing is the last thing you’d expect from him.
You’re not the only one whose expectations are proven wrong, however.
At your easy acceptance, Roy’s face morphs into a mix of surprise and an unknown emotion. His mouth parts, but he quickly shuts, preventing himself from saying whatever’s on his mind. His usual smirk returns by the time he finally speaks, though.
“Then let’s not dilly-dally any further, shall we?”
“Of all people, I’d think that you’d like to savor the moment.”
“Oh, I wholly intend to.”
He takes a step forward before stopping, remembering his manners. “How rude of me,” he offers you an arm, playfully chastising himself. “May I have the pleasure of escorting you to the ballroom?”
“Escort me or ensure that I won’t run away?” you joke, accepting his offer. It’s not often that you get to walk side by side, as he tends to rush ahead. This time, though, he makes sure to match your pace. “How nice.”
“What is?”
“Ah. You are, I suppose.”
Roy mumbles something, but it’s too quiet for you to hear. He doesn’t notice your questioning gaze, focused solely on walking forward.
As soon as you enter the ballroom, you notice a violinist. They don’t seem surprised by your arrival, settling into playing position, awaiting a starting signal.
Hm, that’s odd.
“Did you set this up knowing you’d win? Roy?” Eventually.
Faux-hurt by the accusation, Roy clutches his chest with an exaggerated gasp. “What are you insinuating? That I cheated at cards?”
Ah, there he goes again, talking in circles to catch you - and everyone else - in whatever conversational trap he’s laid out. Not today! You’ve been hanging around the advisor too long to fall for that. It’s just like him to arrange the whole debacle just so he doesn’t have to outright ask you for a dance.
“I’m not accusing you of anything. I just think the shy side of you is rather sweet. I mean, you must have looked forward to dancing with me so much that you’d prepare all of this in advance.”
This time, it’s your genuine tone that catches him off guard, causing him to momentarily freeze mid-step. A beat of silence passes as he struggles to shoo away/contain the wave of peculiar emotions that seem to overflow him once again.
“But of course. Who wouldn’t want to plan ahead when you could have the opportunity to dance with the future... Duchess?” Before you can analyze his momentary hesitation at the title, he bows, offering you his hand. “May I take this opportunity to ask you to dance with me, my Lady?”
You quirk an eyebrow at his gallantry. “I thought you said this was punishment?”
“And you clearly established that it wasn’t, so what harm would it do for me to go through the formalities?”
“You have a point. Then... Yes, you may.”
When you lay your bare hand in his, a surge of heady warmth spreads through you. It amplifies when he curls his fingers around yours, securing his grip on you.
He steps forward, ready to lead you into the dance
“Uh, Roy?”
“Hm?”
“What about the music?” You emphasize your question by pointing your gaze toward the musician. That’s why you brought them here, right?
“Oh.” Roy blinks, only now noticing the silence. And the company. “Right.”
A haphazard wave of his unoccupied hand is enough of a command. Soon, a slow melody fills the air.
With an encouraging tug, Roy eases you into the first steps, and in no time, you both fall into the rhythm.
“I wish dancing was a more common activity here. I miss the advantages it brings.” He sighs wistfully, mid-spin.
You’re almost certain that he’d be tempted to dip you regardless of the formal type of the dance. For now, he simply leads you through the familiar steps.
“Advantages?” you ask when you see that he’s actually waiting for your input, instead of just starting his monologues automatically.
“Of course. There’s nothing better than that when you want to share secrets inconspicuously.” Roy supplies with a conspiratorial smirk. His voice drops to a whisper, prompting you to get closer to hear. “Would you like to know mine?” “Which one? I'm sure you have many.” You wince at your no-thoughts-head-empty reply. You didn’t mean to call him out, but to be fair, Roy hasn’t made himself to be an entirely truthful person either.
He doesn’t seem offended, letting out a shallow half scoff, half chuckle that might as well be just a sign of overexertion. “This one,” Roy says.
As the tune reaches a crescendo, Roy tightens his grip on your waist, then lowers you into a sharp dip.
“Roy?!”
“Dancing, like many other things, has been nothing but a show to me,” Roy continues conversationally, unaware of the mini heart attack he just caused you. He pulls you back up when the song eases into a gentle flow, holding you even closer to his chest than before. “Until I met you.”
His candor distracts you enough to lose your footing. Roy uses your misstep to his advantage, lifting you into a spin, then ending the descent with another incline.
The song ends at some point, and the only noise in the air now is your mingled breath. You’re barely aware of it— Of anything, really, beside Roy and the galloping beat of his heart reverberating through your chest.
Slowly, he eases you even lower, bringing his face closer, and closer, until a loose strand of his hair brushes against your nose, forcing contained giggles to burst out of you uninvited.
“The, uh, blood— The blood is getting to my head,” you excuse your outburst, squeezing at Roy’s arms to let him know it’s time to waive the uneven fight against gravity. He doesn’t take the hint. “Roy? Do you mind pulling me back up?”
That does it. Roy blinks owlishly, as though waking from deep sleep. Then, he all but yanks you upwards, stepping away from you as if burned.
“Well, I— I’m honored to have shared this dance with you, my Lady.” The color of his cheeks surpasses the usual wine-induced flush, matching the redness of his hair. “But I must return to— I have missives in the office. That I need to sign.”
Belatedly, Roy remembers to bow, already backing away before you manage to curtsy back.
“Ah, right,” you mumble at his retreating back. Roy’s newfound awkwardness seems to be contagious. “I’m sorry for taking up your time.”
“Don’t be,” Roy says, stopping by the door, though not daring to face you. “If anything, you could stand to demand more of it. More of me.”
Before you can reply, Roy flees with a hasty “Ah, goodnight, my Lady,” abandoning you to your stupefaction that he himself caused.
#ffsand#FFS Another Northern Duke?!#ffsand-roy#oops this was supposed to be a max of 1k words#not 3k+#but oh well 🤣
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The stubborn Moss Head still refuses to say Sanji's name 😔
#asjdkls this is just a dumb comic based on the nickname that i have for Sanji (el san-wi / san-dwich ) 🤣💛#I spent too much time in this ( more than i would like to admit )#and now i'm a little bit embarrassed about it but oh well i hope you enjoy this silly comic 💖#sanji#zoro#zosan#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#one piece#one piece fanart#zosan fanart#my drawings#my art#diamondsheep art#gif#btw let's ignore the inconsistent artstyle and anatomy i just wanted to draw a random comic 😅
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Yennefer & Tissaia - All That Really Matters
#recommend blasting this in your headphones while you watch#I tried to tell a tiny lil story outside canon#hopefully it comes across how I intended#trigger warning for a brief Vilgefortz appearance 🤣#i'm obsessed with Tissaia#but I really connect with Yennefer's character on like a deep level#I may or may not have cried a couple times when making this#it does end kind of abruptly but like... thats the song... I couldn't figure out how to make it not feel like a screeching halt at the end#oh well#tissaia de vries#yennefer of vengerberg#yennaia#yennefer x tissaia#video edits
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KP two-year anniversary event; Prompt 4: Tension
kinn putting cheese in hot noodles while sitting at the table with vegas and porsche is PEAK TENSION
other bodyguard be like 👀👀👀👀
porsche be like 👀👀👀👀
vegas be like 🙄🙄🙄👀👀😌😌👀👀
kinn be like 🍜🍜🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 🍜🍜🤤🤤🤤☺️☺️☺️☺️
shoutout to the MVP
#and i'm like 🙈🙈🤣🤣#mofo adds ANOTHER CHEESE SLICE...babyboy that's entirely too much cheese for 2 strands of noodles#oh well...#i personally do put cheese in my noodles yes...so yeah i relate to kinn#but it is RARELY this tense....it does get very close to it when my dad walks in on me making noodles#that's......VERY TENSE#ANYWAY#kpanniversary2024#kinnporsche#kinnporsche the series#kinnporsche la forte#kpts#kinn theerapanyakul#porsche pachara#vegas theerapanyakul#mile phakphum#apo nattawin#bible wichapas
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Wolf Link wants everyone to share easy recipes so we can all make sure we eat! Uli will ensure the house doesn’t burn to the ground 👍🏻
#Uli’s kitchen#I’ll use that tag so anybody can find a recipe if they want to!#I’m not expecting this to be a big thing but it would be nice to share some comfort and easy recipes#I’d share mine but it’s literally Mac and cheese aowidkfjsiq#I feel like everybody knows how to make that 🤣#I 100% got Link’s color scheme backwards on his face oh well#This was fun to draw ☺️#Skye time travels through the queue
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Hey look-
I got my new Apple Pencil in and decided to make some soft teasing for these two- I wanted to make some angst but then I thought this would be fun too lolol-
#hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer#hazbin adam#hazbin hotel art#fanart#hazbin hotel au#adams apple#not completely satisfied with Adam’s colors but oh well#he continues to disappoint me even now 🤣
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I’ve been eating up all these zodiac matchups so far and I’ve decided to finally put my big girl pants on ask for one of my own. I think I mighta mentioned it in a comment but I’m a taurus girl ♉️ ✨
The thought of a food kink jjk imagine has been plauging my mind lately so I thought I’d pass on the idea if that’s something you’d like to include
-love, June 💗🍓
Hey there, June bug! I was waiting for you to finally send in a request and I am so happy that you did 😄 obviously I had to let you cut in line to the VIP section because you have been supporting me for so long ;)
(don’t worry everyone, I will get to the rest soon! I love answering these match-up requests and thank you to everyone who sends asks 😊🩷)
And oooh a food kink? Naughty.
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You got…🥁🥁🥁
Mahito! You’re welcome
“M-mahito… It’s intense-“ your voice came out in a soft tone. You were hesitant to hear yourself speak, hating how weak and compliant you sounded. It could actually be quite difficult for you to relinquish control. As a Taurus woman, you can be quite stubborn and strong-willed. You don’t want anyone to see you in a vulnerable state. You desperately tried to hide your blushing face, covering your lips with your hand. You felt ashamed for enjoying this.
Mahito met your vulnerable eyes. He kept a cool and focused expression as he shook the whipped cream can again. At first, this started out as a joke. The two of you had been laughing and spraying the cream onto each other. But now?? Mahito was extremely serious about it. He had you lying upon the mattress, straddling your hips to make sure that you couldn’t get up.
“Calm down.”
Mahito’s tone was firm. He gave you another serious glance.
“I want to lick these pretty tits of yours, fleshlight.”
He began to spray the whipped cream onto your chest. The cool sensation caused you to whimper, squeezing your eyes shut as you felt your nipples get covered completely. Mahito’s tone of voice made your arousal spike. He was being extremely dominant with you. It made your mind short circuit, torn between being stubborn and submitting.
You chose the latter.
“Mh!” You moaned when you felt that warm and slick tongue roll over one of your sensitive buds. It swirled around it, lapping up the creamed sugar effortlessly. Mahito latched onto your nipple then, sucking on it gently.
“M-Mahi,” you whimpered. “Please-“
You had no idea what you were begging for. A part of you wanted him to stop. It felt so fucking intense, your breasts were extremely sensitive from how turned on you were. But the other part of you wanted him to continue. It felt good in some ways.
“Shhh,” Mahito hummed. “No stopping right now.”
He began to seductively lick the cream off of your chest, flattening his tongue against your warm skin. You nearly cried from what he said. Mahito didn’t intend on giving you a break any time soon. That scared you. Your nipples could get very sensitive from too much attention. He was being sweet about it right now, but you knew Mahito too well. He could be very sadistic at times.
“This cream is so good, y/n. Even better than your little human pussy.”
Mahito said it so nonchalantly. His words felt like a stab in the back. You started whining wordlessly, a hand still clasped over your mouth. You couldn’t handle this. You needed praise, and Mahito knew that. He knew what he was doing, that manipulative sadist.
“Oh? She doesn’t like being insulted, hm?”
Mahito had moved his hand to cup your pussy through the fabric of your panties. He squeezed you there carefully, which made your clit throb with need.
Goddammit. Why was it so hot when Mahito would give your genitals pronouns?? You were starting to think that there was something seriously fucked up about yourself.
“N-no…” you choked. You tried to thrust against Mahito’s hand, attempting to get some more sensation. But Mahito withdrew from touching your special place.
“Such an impatient girl. Maybe I should get a chastity belt for you next time. That way your needy pussy can’t interrupt me when I’m trying to enjoy my snack.”
Mahito grinned, poking out his tongue to lick another long stripe up your exposed chest. You couldn’t believe what you were hearing. A..chastity belt?? Your face heated up so fucking quickly. You had never felt so embarrassed in your life.
“N-no chastity belt,” you begged. “Can’t take that…”
Mahito sighed. He ran a single finger over your panty-clad pussy to tease you. You shivered and flinched from the soft touches.
“Well,” he began. He sounded incredibly logical as he spoke.
“Your little clit is to blame for that. If she gets too impatient, then I will have to punish her. Understand?”
Goddamn. You were so fucking wet. For some reason, this was all turning you on so much. It felt scandalous and wrong, which made your heart race from the thrill of it all. You nodded, gasping when you felt Mahito’s tongue gathering the cream around your other nipple.
“I…understand!”
#ahhhh shit#i dont know how i ended up with the chastity belt idea#oh well! 🤣#mahito x you#mahito imagines#mahito headcanons#yandere mahito#mahito smut#mahito x reader#jujutsu kaisen mahito#mahito jjk#mahito
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mileskane In a shower in Paris x
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Literally me: (blushing, giggling, hiding my face in my hands, kicking my feet, running away)
28/02/2024 and he just decides to drop this:
Oh do I hate him 🫶🏽
Oh he KNOWS exactly what he’s doing
#he’s just given up all pretense now huh just outright posting thirst traps no fucks gives 😭🤣#Miles Kane#he’s officially gone off the rails#the caption like SIR?!!!#bless our lord and savior Ewan#oh I am so sorry but his hand position suggest certain uhm things …cuffs…#19/02/2024#lord have mercy#if whoever he tried to impress with these didn’t go down on their knees 🫢🫢#that idiot honest to god uploaded a complication of them shower pics 😳💅#brain.exe has stopped working#he just had to upload these to insta; twitter & tiktok 😇#love how we’re all losing our collective minds over them pics#and like the red tile ain’t helping as well as the caption like what did he expect us to think he’s in some basement dungeon cuz honestly 🤨#and then as direct contrast the turtle charm bracelet
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AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#Funny episode liked it a lot#Monty playing with Prospero’s cravat funyyyyyy#“I’m anybody” HE’S SO DONE IT’S HILARIOUS#Prospero Monty relationship who thought#He’s the dad of the group it’s hilarious and all the kids and his wife are giving him troubleeeeeeeeee#Doctor’s bag??????? What did you use it for in life my guy#“We couldn’t just leave Montresor to die!” …it was an option and omg their faces on the bottom panel 🤣#LENORE STOP YOU’RE TOO HOT OH MY GODDDDDDD *FANS SELF* “LOOK WHO IT IS GENTS” LENOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEE#I want to redraw but life be busy so soon ish#Episode 25 “Stains are so hard to get out of mahogany!” I knew it before Duke even said it 😂#He saw a ghost and it hit him on the head smacked his face sliced his shoulder sliced his side and broke his leg 😂#Lenore is unfaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeddddd also Duke wanna protect his bestie#“…A little bit. Maybe” I THINK IT’S MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT#MAZE TRIO LAUGHING BEING FRIENDS LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTT#LENORE AND MONTY SHOWDOWN MY FAVE IT ESCALATES SO WELL ALSO ANNABEL’S THE ONE WITH A BULLET IN HER GRAVE SORRY TO SAY#“Go to hell” 😂 this is the best#Annabel did NOT prepare for her to say that#Will doesn’t even have a roommate just throw Monty in there Will likes him enough and Prospero’s kinda wary of people it works out#Although Prospero you gave Annabel your key with ZERO hesitation or question so mayyybe you should’ve been more careful#Very funny episode I liked it a lotttttttttt oh no we’re heading into the formal divorce arc oh nooooooo
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Woke up at 1:00 am something in the morning to draw this. Meet Raine. One of my Jaya kids. She likes punk rock, taking names, and kicking butt.
Also she has the highly unstable element of storm. :3
Enjoy!
#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago lego#My art#jaya ninjago#jaya#ninjago jaya#jay x nya#nya x jay#ninjago ocs#ocs#Ninjago: New Genesis#Ninjago fanart#fanart#jay ninjago#ninjago jay#jay walker#nya ninjago#ninjago nya#nya smith#Dang. Tumblr really butchers the quality on art. :(#Oh well!#Still looks decent I guess.🤣
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✦ R E D M A G E
Balance. The heart of red magic. She has always naturally leaned too far towards the black. Red magic offered her equilibrium at a time she desperately needed it, a backdoor to the white magic that had previously eluded her. It is with a rapier in hand, not a staff, that she feels the most clear-headed, the most grounded. The best version of herself. —level 90 compendium
#ffxiv#ff14#final fantasy 14#gpose#gposers#red mage#rdm#ffxiv gpose#lvl 90 compendium#myreia screenshots#aureia malathar#oc tag#this screenshot is a lie#that's not even the right fire effect for verfire it's a giant glowing fire orb 🤣🤣🤣#AND her focus is missing#idk i was trying a thing i think i failed oh well#anyway i love rdm on her so much#balance between light and dark#evens her out#rdm was huge for her in shb#i feel like i have so much rdm lore for her and no rdm lore for her because like blm it's been a persistent part of her life for so long#the thing she always goes back to#queued
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I just remembered I doodled this silly Tangled parody thingy back when I started watching the show.
#The Simpsons#Moe Szyslak#Moe Syzlak#artbyleibi97#silly me wrote Rapunzel instead of Tangled at first#Maybe I should've put my signature somewhere else 🤣 oh well 👀
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Me: okay I haven’t worked all day let me get some work done
Bridgerton trailer:
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I’ve been sick the last few days, haven’t written anything out for any of my wips. It’s making me upset but I do have some things written out. Here’s what was originally supposed to be the start of my tattooed Steve fic. (There’s also parts that I clearly took and rearranged, like the lyrics tattoo isn’t the same)
It’s a broken crown that starts it.
Or more accurately, the idea of a fallen king. Of letting go of the idea of being higher than everyone else, letting go of popularity.
Once he’s all cleared from a doctor to drive again, he drives aimlessly away from Hawkins. Finds himself in Indianapolis with a nearly empty gas tank, he spots it when getting more gas and he doesn’t know what the pull toward it is but he follows it.
The people in the shop look at him with curiosity and he feels out of place. His polo shirt with light wash jeans makes him stand out. The one at the front desk looks ready to laugh, “I think you’re in the wrong place, buddy. The Gap is down the street”
“I, uh. Actually, wanted to get one. Something like that?” He points to a drawing of a crown that’s broken in half, “like right- uh right here?” Moving his hand to touch his chest. It seems like the best area for it, able to hide it pretty well.
The person just stares at him dumbfounded but nodded, yelling out for a Dave to come here.
The moment the needle meets his skin for the first time, seeing the black ink appear, it’s the beginning of something he didn’t realize he’d enjoy.
He keeps it a secret. Going out to the tattoo parlor on long weekends, Dave getting him to open up just a bit. He’s the only one to tattoo him, he’s one of his closest friends at this point. Everyone in the parlor knows him as well but Dave knows backstories on his tattoos now. Knows about being King Steve and how he got into high school bullshit, doesn’t know about the upside down stuff but knows Steve has trauma.
His second tattoo is a sunflower, it’s his favorite. It’s on his ribcage, with a few petals falling towards his hips. It’s splashed in yellows and greens, it’s the only tattoo with color. The color wasn’t supposed to happen but Dave thought it would suit him.
His third one ended up being lyrics, he heard Mad World by Tears for Fears and it wouldn’t leave his head for days. “i find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.” Goes through his sunflower tattoo and ends just below his hip.
The four one wasn’t supposed to happen, but he accidentally mentioned the nail bat in front of the guys in the parlor, they all said it would be a sick tattoo. Now he has that on his back, on his shoulder blade.
He had planned another one, missed his friends at the parlor. But the torture from the Russians scared him, even with Dave being his friend, he freaked at the needles. He hated it, wanted to get that ice cream scooper for his new friendship with Robin. Not that he’d show her anytime soon, doesn’t how how to explain how he managed to get his tattoos and kept them hidden.
I was looking over the stuff I already had written out to get motivated again, that’s also why I’m posting this lol.
Tattooed Steve is one of my favorite things. Not even like Punk!Steve either, just Steve with tattoos lol.
#Steve Harrington#Steve Harrington fic#nburkhardt writes#this is technically a season 2 au when you reallllly think about it#the only difference is Steve has tattoos lmao everything else is pretty much the same#oh and well Steve’s friendship with the tattoo artist 🤣
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lets play sasha charades!! on this episode of mikksy mimes sasha cooking!
attempts to cook but gets frustrated and throws everything away, ends up ordering takeout and eating that instead 🤣🤣🤣 very proud of his preformance sasha will surely get it in one try it was that good (narrators voice: he did not get it in one try)!!!
sasha didn't get it must act it out again...oh maybe i should play up the frustration? make more obvious cooking motions like dicing and pan flipping...did he get it now? no...? oh this guy...hes a lot denser than i thought...
sasha who can only smile after getting help...in the end this punk was making fun of me...
luosty the only one to clap for oscar worthy preformance because ofc the brat claps when we can make fun of sasha without much consequence he supports mikksy in his public bullying campaign
be careful luosty youll might the next target of sasha wrath 🤣🤣🤣
Sasha Cup Party | 7.31.24 (x)
#niko mikkola#aleksander barkov#eetu luostarinen#anton lundell#florida panthers#the tight lipped smile oh mikksy youre in troubleeeeeeeeeee#your “chill guy whos easy to get along with” reputation is in jeopardy#i love how you can tell exactly at which point you can see sashas temper meter start to rise LMAOOOO#he says lundy should get thick skin but he cant seem to take things well himself 🤣🤣🤣#perfect example of man who can dish it but cant take it#mikksy was SO PROUD OF HIS PREFORMANCE#and his confidence just starts dwindling the more sasha looks like a lost puppy at him#behold two people who think they're in a room full of idiots but actually they are part of the group of idiots too#i love how confident they both were and it just went downhill from there#luosty clapping for mikksy after how proud mikksy was of his preformance versus lundy who looks like hes preparing for a funeral#spaghetti man you are so lucky youre on the other side of the stage from sasha#mikksy you may be sashas favourite finn because you're chill but dont poke the bear too much 😭😭😭
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happy birthday to meeee. 🥳
#and i spend the day working 🤣#oh well#i will just be thinking about cute lil birthday scenarios with my fictional wives today#txt
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