#but now i am old and tired lmao
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Somehow wrote almost 900 words on the fly for this sort of angst to fluff to possible smut Aemond x wife! reader fic. Ironically years ago I had a popular smut writing blog for a different fandom but now I'm so out of practice and also distinctly less horny that writing full blown smut is super intimidating. I am in fact so unhorny that my brain's response to the smut idea was "am I really gonna have them fuck in the middle of the night? If it were me I'd much rather sleep." So like...yeah.
#i swear i was actually really good at it i even had a few thousand followers#but now i am old and tired lmao
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Really not understanding the people being mean to Yong Yea and saying he'll never be Kuroda like. Yeah that's literally why Kuroda is also still voicing Kiryu?? They haven't gotten rid of Kuroda, they've just found a new English va for Kiryu since the games are having English dubs now??? They haven't even officially recorded anything leave the guy alone.
#Like I will still be sticking to JP#just becuase I am too deep into the series to change to english at this point#I genuinely prefer the og voice actors and in the case of judgment/LJ i genuinely disliked those dubs terribly lmao#But this guy hasnt even officially recorded anything yet so being mean when hes been so fuckin sweet and happy is just ????#like god at least wait for the game to be out#AND MY MAIN POINT?? KURODA IS STILL KIRYU SO JUST PLAY IN JP LIKE#im not understanding#his enthusiasm has won me over im happy such an excited person is voicing kiryu#but imma still stick with the jp like you dont have to pick between kuroda and him 😂#anyway yes one of my moots ? i put a question mark bc they are on probation now#quote tweeted him and was weird and rude as hell and it just irked me#same with people shit talking the new series like babe we havent even seen a still of the show yet#you cant say its dogshit when we have seen and heard almost nothing#maybe im just chilling out in my old age but relentless negativity based on nothing just seems so tired#tldr if you dont like the dub thats understandable and chill but dont be mean to a guy who has barely even started his time yet
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Here's the updated chart as of this morning! Good morning people, and thanks @luwyv !! I went with the name Korok for WildWind due to,,, well, mischief boyo and also they have the cute little bastards in common so I'll take it. If you have any suggestions for new names or changes to existing names, don't hesitate to share! The names are on a different layer, so they're easy to change out if needed, and many of the names are actually placeholders, because the Links will probably be going by multiple names, as evidenced above.
Thank you all for your suggestions!
#we put the links in a blender#i am so tired i just woke up actually and now i have to go to work???#i wish blending links were a real job so i could go through all the hundreds of thousands of possible combinations#but then I'd need a laptop I can use my old drawing tablet with and I don't have that kind of money tbh#so right now only Luwyv art until i feel like trad art than scanning and trying to color/trace on my phone lmao#thank you luwyv!!!!
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anyway i have a crooked smile that curves to the right so sukuna and i are basically meant to be <3 together our smiles make one massive whole <33
#HAHAHAHAHA#no but really i have a crooked smile#in pictures i have to consciously force my smile to be even and balanced#and i don’t know if that’s just my face or if it’s because i stopped giving a fuck about my elastics near the end of my time with braces or#whatever it is i have a crooked smile now#i might’ve had a crooked smile as a kid too who knows!!!#omg i should show u guys that picture of me as a lil butterball at 3 yrs old HAHA#baby clari’s eyes are like O.O LMAO#they’re too big for her face#anYYYYYWAY GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS#i am ready for another day of christmas baskets!!!!!!#i’m having fun but i’m also super tired n i can’t wait to#come back to my blog n get back to writing n all that haha#also my body is screaming at the physical labour but it’s okay!!!#pls have an awesome sunday <3#clari chatters
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Man, I knew it. I knew it five years ago, which is why I dropped it. RIP to my two doomed blorbos, I hate the series you're in but I love you still 😔
#don't mind me#just saw some anime stills and manga chapter panels/spoilers about some old faves of mine#i dropped the series back in 2019 because i had a feeling this was how it would go#well. what do you know.#don't even have to be hit by the apollo dodgeball to see this one coming lmao#ugh. the writing around them is just so. so. UGH#so much potential. so much.#i don't require happy endings but i am so tired of this character type always playing out this way#very legendary disaster did it first and did it worse lol so anything along the same lines now seems. bleh. to me#withoutwords
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Takaaki while looking at a box of tampons:...
Takaaki: What the hell is this supposed to do?
Sayaka: *whispers*
Takaaki: *stares at Sayaka, then Aoi who is nodding*
Takaaki, fear in his eyes: YOU PUT THIS UP YOUR WHAT????
#Female products shopping with dad jdhdhe#Takaaki is now terrified#He knows about pads but never understood tampons#He's definitely scared of tampons LMAO#I am as well tho don't worry Aki :)#danganronpa#takaaki ishimaru#sayaka maizono#aoi asahina#The other girls are just doing their own things as they (Takaaki and Sayaka and Hina) look at pads and tampons#He's too old and tired for this damn shit#He's only in his 40s 😭#Honestly this was my reaction too
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people have assumed i’m queer my entire life, but nowadays i’m getting they/themmed on the regular and it’s fine, but it’s also interesting bc gender has always been the one fundamental aspect of my identity that isn’t constantly misperceived, so now it’s kinda. oh i am just not being Seen at all huh.
#see i am a 31 year old cishet disabled autistic black woman and now. well#i may speak with someone who does not clock any of those things#and i am stuck in this loop of constantly having to remember who knows what about me and is this something i need to disclose and#what will happen if i do disclose something how will the person i’m speaking to react#idk it’s all just. interesting. and ngl tiring#bc people will question or even argue with me about these basic things!#even people who are not strangers!#and it’s also a little extra complicated dating a nb person so now in a given situation either or both of us may get misgendered#and doing THAT social calculus is a little extra stressful (esp factoring in when *i* have to misgender them in certain contexts)#like i get it for me like i have a ~man’s name~ and i don’t try to perform gender and i purposely dress to be less appealing to men#but anyway idk this is just new and interesting and i don’t have a therapist to process it with rn lmao#anyway. me 🤝 misha collins. having to come out as straight
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the absolute RUSH I get from doing the ten minute walk to the cafe and back for a coffee is so incredible it makes me want to do it all the time even though it means I have to literally lie down for thirty minutes when I’m home
#in my continuing war against cfs I am now: walking to the cafe#drinking iced tea constantly#making bread to get used to standing while using my arms a lot#and sitting in the shade with a book at lunch#I feel like the biggest improvement has come from working out ways to do things that I can achieve but don’t tire me out too much#and doing activities that are very quiet and calm but not totally brain dead - hence reading books in the shade#for me personally in this way it’s been like sudden onset old person behaviour disease lmao
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#man y’all are really attacking Austin for still talking in an “Elvis like voice”? Is that how petty we are nowadays? smh#let it goooooo#like it’s literally not hurting anyone and if you don’t like#don’t watch him#lmao#‘but he’s everywhere now cause of Elvis!1!1!1’#okay and?#don’t read articles or mute the video when you see him#black list his tag#I am SO tired of going through his tag and seeing the hate on how his voice sounds#who gives a fuck#it’s a fucking voice#it’s old#and I’m over it#or if you wanna do ‘it’s MY right to post what I want on MY blog’#okay good for you#just don’t fucking tag him or mention his name in the tags#like seriously#austin butler#golden globes#elvis 2022
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if this little girl im babysitting makes a comment again that i keep yawning or that i must be very tired bc i keep rubbing my eyes im gonna cry
#this is me rambling#yes i am tired I work a lot and now i have an 11 year old telling me to not yawn lmao
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I got a new car and it has a little shelf by the rear window which my old car didn’t. It’s plushie time :3
#I’m so excited about it in general#i loved my old car dearly but it was 17 years old and I have had it since I was in high school! she’s on her last legs (wheels)#+ I was starting to get nervous making long drives (like from my apt to my parents house)#but now I have a new one! it’s all shiny and clean and strong! it has a center consol and Bluetooth and no spare tire apparently 🥰#i also never wanted to keep stuff in my old car cause it was so dirty and also 2 separate times had a mouse living in it#but this one I can keep things in there! heehee#my first big girl purchase I am an adult with a car payment now#my last car was literally $3000 so we just bought it there was no payment lmao#personal
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Cracks me tf up how Ozzie is literally. He looks exactly how he did when I first drew him
#random post#the only *real* differences are cus. I draw differently now than I did early 2021 😭#overall his colors and shapes are p much the same lol like the others? very noticeably different#he was just always cool ig lmao#yknow what? they all at least. you can tell who is who#hand their colors have been relatively consistent (ignoring that first drawing with August I literally didn’t know wtf I was doing lol)#THE FRUIT DADS ARE. 2 YEARS OLD NOW???#WHAT!!! THE FUCK MAN!!!! 😭#and they still have their signatures (by that I mean they still have their like. shticks)#(like Max was always the big dark creepy cool fucker. Ozzie was mad for no apparent reason)#(Blondee was chill and tired. August was always kinda silly/weird with a NEED to be with people)#(goose was always sweet and clueless and gangly)#but they’ve definitely changed a lot too! especially August lmao like he used to be the token straight guy but then I gave him 8 boyfriends#to compensate for my crimes </3#and I definitely made them more like the ages they are (40’s) both looks wise and how they act (I try to at least lol)#I definitely made their personalities better. sorry but they weren’t. exaggerated and cool enough back then </3#and I made August and Goose cousins and August and Blondee ex’s (I am ignoring that one post with August friend flirting goose. I don’t see)#overall they’re more fleshed out (both character wise and. they’re thicker now GAGGABAGAH)#and it’s p easy for me to write dialogue with em now! I know how they go about talking and their mannerisms and more or less how they feel#about certain topics/people/things. woof. they’ve come a long way I really need to draw a really good group shot of them...#ok I kinda got sidetracked and forgot what point I was trying to make lmao but!! love the fruit dads!! love the fruit daughters!! sometimes#it just takes a year to get things situated!! 😭
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the urge to call in today is 1000% rn
#i just am so tired 🥲#we got this old coworker back but she’s suuuper competitive with sales and patients so it’s just discouraging now lmao
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#hhhh my body is tired. i couldnt sleep and then my day was upside down and i spent 4hrs transfering algae#i still have 1 work day until i go home. which is to say i will do 2 days of computer work and 1 day of manual labor in the field before i#go home. bc i have to get these fucking manuscripts done#but i guess it was an ok day. it wasnt yesterday where i left the lab by 12 for fear of bursting into tears. sometimes i just cant stand to#work sitting down. its really annoying#but i did have to say goodbye to our visiting phd student today bc she goes back to spain in the new year#which is sad bc shes really cool but she liked to do snail mail so im excited to be pen pals with her#bc ive never done the snail mail thing. shes like 5 to 10 years older than me? like old enough to have fully formed memories of the 90s#hhhh i still have to order Christmas presents. i just. i wish i could stop the present exchange. no body buy me anything so i dont have to#buy u anything. im so tired.#and i still have to make Christmas presents for my parents and sisters. with what time?#ill have to burn away my vacation time for that. hhhh i shoulf just sleep now#but i wont. ill pack bc i might as well while im being unproductive and i wont make time for it later so ya kno#i just wanna be home not doing anything but also i have many things to do and lots of things to prepare before i can do school visits#assuming i get more than one. and oh fuck thats right i still have that last application. tomorrow morning thsts what ill do. god dammit#the 4 hrs of algae transfering was my break and me being unfocused now#just 3 more days and 2 full day of traveling then i can whine at my parents abt how sad i am lol nah ill do that thing where u go#haha yea im in a lot of pain lmao so no one fully takes u seriously even tho ur saying something fucked up#that my mo bc i cant take my pain seriously. part of my brain detaches itself and thinks its all v funny#bleh. brain is goo#unrelated
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two people that matched each others freak | max verstappen
pairing: max verstappen x teammate!reader
summary: max verstappen and y/n l/n love to match each others freak.
liked by, carlossainz, maxverstappen1, redbullracing and 692,028 others!
yourusername: what an unfortunate series of events. first crash kinda nervous 🥰🥰@/carlossainz kill yourself for what you did to me.
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user1: LMAO THE CASUAL SELFIE AFTER THAT BIG ASS CRASH ??
user2: carlos deserves way more then a 5 place penalty after that…
user3: no literally ??? y/n is literally BLEEDING !!
maxverstappen1: yeah @/carlossainz. KILL YOURSELF.
user4: you tell ‘em max 🗣️🗣️
user5: queens first crash and it’s not even her fault 😞😞
user6: queens first crash and she almost DIES
user7: carlos hate club reunite !!!
user8: oh let’s not…
user9: to quote y/n: “accidents happen. i know carlos didn’t get into his car with the intention of hurting me. there’s no hard feelings whatsoever.”
carlossainz: IM SO SORRY Y/N.
yourusername: i only take apologies in cash and gift cards xx.
maxverstappen: i only take apologies in cash.
carlossainz: why would i apologize to you?
maxverstappen1: because you almost killed my bestfriend.
carlossainz: do you accept venmo?
user8: max still calling y/n his bestfriend even tho they’ve been dating for two years now is so ??
user9: they were bestfriends for 6 years before that so..
charles_leclerc: give us a big scare there l/n 😬 happy you’re okay!
yourusername: thank you charles ❤️ but because you are carlos teammate, i feel like i am also owed compensation from you as well.
maxverstappen1: yeah leclerc! pay up!!
charles_leclerc: text me the amount 😞
user10: i love how max just goes along with everything y/n says???
user11: we love a man who matches his gfs freak ❤️❤️
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maxverstappen1: thank you to @/charles_leclerc and @/carlossainz for funding our date night 💙
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user12: NO WAY
user13: CARLOS AND CHARLES ACTUALLY SENT THEM THE MONEY ???
user14: this is so cute 🥹
user15: yns so pretty 🙁
maxverstappen1: the prettiest 💙💙
user16: i just looked at my bf and sighed
charles_leclerc: ofc!! cute couple 🥰🥰
user17: charles definitely has a favorite couple
user18: y/n, my favorite nerd
user19: max, my favorite nerd lover
user20: perfect couple
user21: i have a theory that y/n and max are so happy together because they genuinely compliment each other so well
user21: they literally clicked as soon as they met, and they have said that “they feel at home” with each other, they can be their true selves when they’re together
user21: conclusion; i’m lonely and i wish i had a relationship like this
carlossainz: you’re welcome ig. am i forgiven now?
yourusername: we’ll see!
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f1gossip: throwback thursday!!! throwback to when max and y/n broke the internet, by announcing they were both no longer virgins..through cake.
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user22: oh yes the good old days
user23: been matching each others freak since DAY ONE
user24: back when ynstappen was still not OFFICIALLY confirmed
user25: you should throwback to when max refused to resign with red bull until they gave y/n a multi-year contract ☺️☺️
user26: this was a CRAZY day for f1
user27: this connected the dots for all the ynstappen shippers because they basically confirmed they lost their virginity to EACHOTHER!!
user28: did we ever find out who’s idea this was?
user29: a couple months ago it was brought up and max spoke: “i know lots of people think it was yns idea..but it was actually mine. i guess i was just tired to hiding our relationship, so i brought it up, and y/n thought it was hilarious.”
user30: my parents ☝️☝️
user31: from teammates, to friends, to bestfriends, to lovers. living my dream.
user32: them.
user33: if they breakup i will genuinely never believe in love ever again.
user34: them becoming bestfriends was so unexpected, but made so much sense.
user35: if it weren’t for the ice cream shop they never would have happened ☹️
user36: pls explain?
user35: this is when y/n and max had just started the season as teammates, max hadnt performed his best at one of the races, coming in at 6th with y/n behind in 7th
user35: after the race, y/n had unexpectedly asked max to go get ice cream with her at a ice cream shop nearby
user35: max, feeling like he didn’t deserve to celebrate in anyway, declined. but y/n persisted, basically pulling him into that ice cream shop
user35: that’s when max said he truly had the time of his life, he felt happy, even though his race went horrible, he said that he has so much fun with yn and that he has never laughed so hard; the start of ynstappen ☹️
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yourusername: siri, play nasty by tinahe.
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maxverstappen1: listening to it right now!
maxverstappen1: oh wow
maxverstappen1: i like this liefde!! 💙💙
maxverstappen1: come to the room so we can listen together!!
yourusername: coming!! 💙💙
landonorris: you are aware you can text privately right?
user36: THE ICE CREAM SHOP PICTURE
user37: he looks so happy 😭😭😭😭
user38: sobs
user39: y/n healing maxs inner child is something i KNEW i needed.
user40: power couple !!!
danielricciardo: i been a nasty girl, i been a nasty girl
user41: i need someone to love me like max loves y/n
landonorris: whos gonna match my freak 😣
user58: ME I WILL PLS LANDO I WILL
user42: the first picture?? 😭😭
user43: omg the second picture. i’m going to throw up with joy. i love you guys.
user44: ynstappen ships used to PRAY for days like these.
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maxverstappen1: i’ll match her freak!!! i will !!!
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user45: yes max, we know
user46: i just looked at my boyfriend and sighed
user47: the shirt???
maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo thank you for the shirt :D i love it 💙
user48: i’m totally ready for max to wear that shirt on race day…
yourusername: the perfect photographer 🥰
maxverstappen1: it’s easy when my muse is perfect ☺️☺️
user49: that SHOULD BE ME.
user50: con🥹gra🥹tula🥹tions
user51: no one will ever understand how much i love this couple
user52: we love a man who matches his gfs energy ❗️❗️❗️
user53: so happy for you guys! haha. ha. ha. so happy.
charles_leclerc: beautiful shirt mate!
user54: the way charles and max still don’t follow each other but this is charles every time max post:
user55: oh! such a cute shirt! haha, ha, i’m so lonely.
user56: max could do better
maxverstappen1: kill yourself you worthless piece of garbage
user57: y’all saying you miss mad max but he makes an appearance every time someone says something negative about y/n 😭
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notes: took a small break to enjoy my summer break start!! but i’m back, request are open !!
#max verstappen social media au#max verstappen smau#max verstappen x y/n#max verstappen fluff#max verstappen x you#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen fanfic#max verstappen x reader#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#f1 imagine#f1 x y/n#f1 x female reader#f1 x you#f1 social media au#f1#f1 x female driver
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honestly don't know what im doing in uni i should go around begging for a job atp
#like we need money now lmao#but i also can't quit now bc i'd have to give them back money#also no one is hiring#you need connections to get someone to hire you#the places hiring want experience#or they want you to have a car so that you can actually go to work#and they pay you like shit to be there the whole day#and i cant affor that because i have to study#like my parents can't really work they give us less than 200€ a month we get by bc they pick up random work but thats not a salary#and my dad shouldn't even work but they took away his pension#we go on because my aunt helps us but she doesn't have unlimited money#they're old they cant find employment#one is sicker than the other#im tired of this shit#being poor makes you ill i am tired
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