#but not past second base

[lazycranberrydoodles]

i've been wanting to show off my crown prince design since november of last year lmao / follow for more xianle epic fail compilations

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Modern (LoK era) day Kyoshi fans: I can't believe Kyoshi was a bottom????? For her wife???? Kyoshi's spirit materializing at the sound of her wife being talked about: Have you SEEN my wife tho????? Modern day Kyoshi fans, freaking out over a ghost: HOLY FUCKING SHU???????

[skeletalheartattack]

have you posted about gelato before :o ?

honestly, every mention ive made of Gelato in the past month or so has just been through the tags of some posts ive reblogged on here, it's only been until now that ive gotten around to showing him off!

this is Gelato, a Flamingo/Secretarybird mix that my friend @meetthehelper put together!

for a while, i've been wanting to figure out a bird fursona for myself, and i wanted one that had a similar silhouette to that of Scratch (i.e. Scratch & Grounder), and the bird that seemed to make the most sense to me was a flamingo. it was Helper's idea to mix him with another bird species, and i really like what she ended up with :)!

[imminent-danger-came]

I think everyone needs to come together and congratulate DBK (and the rest of the Demon Bull family) for being the only ones to just give up. They DID quit while they were ahead. It's the only reason they're still alive.

[soyhasmcaamp]

Do you think anybody knows what Vox's big bad demon form looks like?

Maybe alastor would know, but then again when they were friends(assuming they were friends and not just business partners) I imagine alastor would be the one to protect/attack first, wanting to show off his strength, so vox probably didn't bother much with his powers at all.

After starting voxtek and getting together with val and vel, their whole brand is being trustworthy, nonthreatening (at least to the outside) plus they're more the type to start the fire but then watch it burn from the sidelines, so since they don't fight why would he need his big form?

Now I really wanna see the vees reactions to his true demon form, more specifically I want them to be sacred. Nobody would be surprised to see val in his big form, since the people that actually know val know that he gets pissed easily. Velvet probably doesn't use her big form that much either, but I can imagine it being because she just doesn't like it.

But now imagine vox, the put together CEO and face of Voxtek, a man who's whole brand is perfection and trust, goes completely fucking ballistic. And I don't mean Stayed Gone kind of annoyed/angry, I mean completely shattered sanity, got everything important to him taken away, only instinct being to get revenge and to kill.

I think that would be very swaggy to see :}

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

the sole and devastating problem with monkey man is that it will literally never be able to push past the people who think the concept of the film disrespects hanuman ji to be exposed in an environment where people see it for more than its name.

[cosettegf]

i love the penumbra podcast and i love second citadel and i really enjoyed listening to the finale but i feel. weird about the way this show treats its female characters???

[cassandracain52]

This weeks Tim/Steph content because it’s ok to still ship them if you want

More super rough silly little fanart. As you can see, I am still not an artist. (Did try a different style tho)

[bigothteddies]

not to brag about being good at my job but I’ve now developed two separate tools for debugging entirely on my own within my company entirely from scratch without help and A. it makes my job so much fucking easier and B. my boss is thinks im incredible just because im too lazy to want to write the same bits of code over and over just for debugging purposes

[mechahero]

There's a whoooole bunch of undead guys in Motor City! And while I can't go over every single one of them, here's a small selection of zombies you'll see here! You don't have to use the nicknames for them though, we are all aware of how dumb they sound.

YOU try coming up with a way to tell different zombies apart without sounding like a complete dumbass though. >:/

ROMEROS- Your classic zombie. Slow, shambling and trouble in large crowds. These guys outnumber most of the zombie types here 2 to 1. Compared the zombies they're named after, they're far more smarter than them. While you won't catch them using a rock to bash open a window, you'll at the very least be able to hold normal conversations with them as they're well... normal people still more or less!

You could always ask one what brought them back and sometimes they'll tell that it was due to a satellite that came back from Venus. Don't take it to heart though, it's mostly a joke.

LANDERS- Said to be the victims of a disease (probably rabies or mad cow disease or something, we don't fricking know), these zombies are bit uh... complicated. These guys take the longest to get back on track and get them acting like the humans they used to be. It's no fault of their own obviously, but man is their particular strain of zombification a complete BITCH to work with. It makes them bitey, spew-y and all around JERKS the first few months of unlife.

They're alright once you get them back down to normal but you really gotta stick it out through those months to do it. And the kicker? They can only make more of themselves via biting. Or if they've got a cold and are inconsiderate enough to not cover their mouths when they sneeze. Not that you'll catch any of the ones here biting people though. That's rude and they're more likely to be chowing down on junk food than people. They looove stuff like Ding Dongs and stuff like that.

Not every Lander is the same though, since some of them seem to act completely differently to the regular Landers. One of them snuck up on me the other day, it wasn't fun.

TRAINRUNNERS- Okay, forget what I said about the Landers. THESE guys are complicated. Kind of, I mean. They're fast, super durable for the most part and their strain is also spread through bite and boy, does it spread FAST. It's probably for the best that there's so few of them living here. That's nothing against them, of course but uh... it's not fun to deal with?

And if takes a while to get a Lander back on track, then it takes even longer for a Trainrunner. Which is not as pleasant as you can imagine when they get out of control but hey, we push through. Some of them are kind of prickly people to deal with though. We're not sure if that's because of the way their strain affects their brains or if some of them are natural born jerks. But either way, if you see some literally rotten looking people with varicose like veins and wearing sunglasses (their eyes ARE kind of gross looking), then you're seeing a Trainrunner. Just be cool around them and you'll be okay.

I dunno who originally coined their nickname though. We don't even have trains here?

NEWDEADS- A sort of catchall term for zombies that don't fit in the standard definition of zombie but are similar enough to their regular counterparts to qualify as one. It's not too uncommon to see a Newdead with a pulse (That's me!) but as long as they have a couple of traits seen in either Romeros, Landers, or Trainrunners, they can count as a Newdead. The one difference between a Newdead and the other zombie types though is that Newdeads don't have to worry about losing control and going on a complete rampage just to eat some dang flesh. Newdeads are kind of like humans the most? But also kind of not? They're stuck in a weird in between of being both and neither.

Don't ask how a zombie can have a pulse though. Yeah, I know it doesn't make sense but we're all made and sometimes rot and decompose in different ways and you'll break your brain trying to understand it so don't fricking question it. We're all kind of dead and that's just it! :>

Anyways, that should be just about every type of zombie seen here mostly! Might have missed a few but I can always edit this thing. Or just make new pamphlets. Either one. Next one's going to be about vampires and let me tell you that one's gonna be wayyyy easier! Well bye! ^_^b <- (me giving you a thumbs up)

[ask-the-scapegoat]

Have you heard the rumors that Mundie used to be a toon before becoming a cog?

we kinda had a talk about it back before we were hired by cogs.. he was really upset and i was really worried about him.. he thought i wasnt gonna accept him because he was a toon

he cried so much that night.. and i told him honestly and i still stand by it even today. it doesnt matter if he was a toon once, or that hes a suit now.. hes the only person who’s shown me any kind of compassion since i gained consciousness. hes the only one who protected me, or showed me it doesnt matter how physically beyond repair i am, that i am still worth effort..

it was a weird night because we talked about so much.. in the end we came out a family and havent really gone back since. i wouldnt trade mundie for anything in the whole wide world

(@mudsnapperqna)

[slightly-unsure-buryatwoman]

When I created the OC so that it would comfort one character, now in the final story it comforts as many as two

[itstimeforstarwars]

Applying to a 4-year college as an 18yo and applying to a community college as a real adult are actually two completely different experiences. I got an email saying I was accepted five minutes after I finished the application. What the fuck.

[spaghett-onaplate]

it's literally not a good idea in any way shape or form but I want to get a second job in fast food

[haarute]

it's wild to me when people assume the things that i say are whole and concrete and not just part of an ever shifting process of consciousness that changes literally 5 seconds later with the following rumination.

you're telling me most people just have straightforward thoughts that they then just simply communicate? what???

[cute-pluto]

whatever a verbal tick is for your thoughts. whenever i feel embarrased theres a very loud me in my head screaming "ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY?". not in like, a concerned way. in a gordon ramesy way. also when nothing in particular is going on and it gets quiet up there the me in my brain starts chanting "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE"