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Name: Mewtwo Lunar
Pet name: Miodzio (only Monika calls him that)
Origin: Kantonian Mewtwo created under orders from Giovanni of Team Rocket (He's Mewtwo from the first movie)
Birthday: 6th February 1998
Astrological signs: Aquarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Capricorn Venus
Height & Weight: 2m, 128kg
Nature: Adamant
Sex & Gender: Male, he/him
Accessories: Mewtonite X in a round crystal cage necklace (obtained after Kalos arc), Moon ball (after proposing to Monika), some various clothing
In a romantic relationship with Monika
Personality:
Has a calm demeanor and prefers to observe first to deduce if any stepping in will become necessary
Very loyal to his friends
Values intelligence and knowledge, likes to dabble in intellectual pursuits.
Suffers from depression and existential dread, feels like an outsider to the world
Can be a bit cocky sometimes and act high and mighty
Displays a great need for freedom and roaming, doesn't like being confined to small spaces
Sometimes may come across as 'emotionally constipated', preferring to rely on rational reasoning than emotions
Can act a bit 'tsundere' at times
Rough Storyline:
Is virtually unchanged from the first movie and the prequel with Aitwo
Is genetically related to Aitwo to the point of them being siblings (due to an experimentation by Dr. Fuji to infuse Aitwo's genes with Mew genes in later clones)
Difference in the story happens after the first movie and results in a changed storyline for "Mewtwo Returns"
During travels to find a new home for himself and his clones, he encounters Monika, a young human girl who is a fugitive of Team Rocket
Monika has known about Mewtwo beforehand due to her connections to Team Rocket, and was inspired by him to live on
Mewtwo finds himself in love with Monika eventually and the two begin a romantic relationship
This eventually falls apart for a few years during Monika's later teenage years, as the two lacked experience in serious relationships
Mewtwo spent a few years by himself in self-discovery, making new friends in the process
Later reunites with Monika during her travels in Kalos, rekindling their romance
Eventually starts a family
#mewtwo#selfship#selfshipping#mewtwo reference#time for me to update my reference for my version of Mewtwo#my theme for him is interspecies romance#i am convinced he has a thing for human women more than he would for any fellow Pokemon#aromantic/aroace Mewtwo? Not in my house!#but no honestly#i truly love Mewtwo#for a fictional character he turned my life around for the better
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Down with Edmund! I'm not biasing the results at all. No sireee.
#it's Mary Crawford ya'll#but no honestly#lets see who wins#you know the actual end ship is bad when you meet a surgeon for three sentences and you're like#Fanny get him!#and it's not the first cousin marriage thing#I am perfectly fine with the first cousin marrying thing#it's the whole personality thing#And the fact that Fanny remains in a home where she was abused#I don't like it#so you decide#mansfield park#jane austen#fanny price#henry crawford#mary crawford#mr. rushworth#edmund bertram#polls
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YALL I JUST GOT DONE WITH MY STUFF ONLY TO COME BACK HERE AND WITNESS THAT I HAVE REACHED 300 CULT FOLLOWERS!?!?!?!
300 beloveds who love me? ..my words? ..my chaos?? ..I want to give all of you my money..my bank account and my soul 🥺🩷...Like I know 300 gotta sound like the most lowest of the low in sum standards ...but nah ...
NOT TO ME IT DONT ..THATS A WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE ...
✨️And i shall do as ordered and give yall the numbers to the back of my credit card ✨️
I love yall 🥺🩷
#consui sees#consui says sum#consui is happy#consui village#little cult for us all#its a tiny town#but no honestly#its great ...yall bring me happiness
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
#youd think thisd happen at least a little bit#I love stuff in fantasy where they'll occasionally talk about how weird humans are. it comes up a few times in the story but honestly I do#love it a lot. especially that troll stuff I thought that was pretty cool#laios touden#falin touden#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#arts#GODAMN IT I SPELT HIS NAME WRONG I KNEW I SHOULD HAVNT HAVE RUSHED THE DIALOUGE
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“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.
#honestly i have never read character analysis that i felt was 100% accurate#and it shouldn’t be#it’s a transformative creative work in and of itself based on the viewer’s subjective experience with the work#To Me is especially useful for less serious things#like. this random song applies to this extremely specific and emotionally fraught situation… To Me 😌😌#you know how it is
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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#nikhilclayton#im like checking he doesnt have a tumblr but yall need to experience the laugh attack i just had#sharing it to spread the joy honestly
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could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell
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we just keep naming bugs like this
#this is honestly my favorite type of common names. i love when we give that guy some strange adjective#clamtalk#bugposting#bugs#entomology
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betrayal
#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#codepent male friendships ruin lives!!!#but honestly curly how could you#never trust a blond man
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idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
#if we simply used our EYES and paid ATTENTION#in this essay I will-#sorry im sick and its 3am and im watching Home Alone in July yes#honestly its because this movie is so incredibly airtight its one of the things that makes it so good
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listen. i honestly do try my best to not be bitchy about stuff. but if you not-joking-joked that you wanted to watch a video essay from hbomb on the kendrick-drake rap beef. i think that you are obligated to watch fd signifier's 3 hour video essay. i KNOW the watch time is not the issue.
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#chappell roan: 2, paparazzi: 0
#*gifs#1k#chappell roan#chappellroanedit#chappellsource#userchappell#tusermiles#ughmerlin#userbru#tuserdee#alielook#userleah#dailywomen#femaledaily#ladiesblr#dailymusicqueens#dailymusicians#femalepopculture#wonderfulwomendaily#honestly just LOVE to see a gal standing up for herself it's about time paps get called out on how they behave so they STOP DOING IT
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
#greek mythology#ares#athena#greek gods#dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise#on some level at least#man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11#thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful#romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it#also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now#my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming#i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one#kochei doodles
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As a horror guy I vehemently do not support hatred towards romance girlies. Sister genres in my opinion. We both enjoy familiar tropes. We both enjoy interesting relationship dynamics explored between two or more people. We both enjoy werewolves.
#text#tho I will admit I dabble in both#primarily a horror guy incidentally a romance guy.#someone make a Kinsey scale#obviously you can also be a horror girlie ok the titles in this post are honestly mostly#referring to me and me coworkers
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u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
#iso.txt#i feel like i have the right kind of mindset to have been radicalised into some . not good things if i hadnt seen reason#like the right set of neuroses and stuff.#briefly i guess i was.#i honestly still sort of struggle sometimes to convince myself of some things i *know* i should believe i know are right. idk.
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