#but never in patroclus'

[lost-my-sanity1]

thinking about how achilles is so villain coded he would literally burn down the world if patroclus asked him to.

[lyliacs]

a quiet afternoon in elysium

[justvea18]

Posted this on twt but eh

[54625]

"Have you no more memories?"

I am made of memories.

"Speak, then."

[eeviaylxix]

achilles: so you're telling me... you didn't go on a rage-induced murder spree after your boyfriend died in battle?

hamilton: ...no?

achilles:

hamilton: are you okay??

[aliciarose-art]

Achilles and Patroclus

[nixeau]

Here's you daily reminder, that Achilles fought a water god in its own territory and won, just to hunt and kill the man that killed the other of his soul.

[spineless-lobster]

Top phrases said during the trojan war

“Patroclus come get your boyfriend he’s committing aggravated assault again”

“Hector? I hardly know her!”

“Don’t talk to nestor he’s in a yapping mood”

“Quit horsing around, odysseus”

“Shut the fuck up diomedes no one cares”

[ismaeldrawsthings]

"Patrochilles is my favorite old men Yaoi" they were hardly 30. Like if they ever got to turn 30 it was too much. 33 at much. That's not old men

[tempestandwhirlwinds]

MAJOR HADES 2 SPOILERS BUT...

FIRST SPOTTING OF ZAGREUS!! MY BOY 😭😭😭😭😭

also is Achilles (who is a SHADE btw) such a threat that Chronos froze him in time too??? LET HIM AND HIS HUSBAND HAVE THEIR HAPPY EVER AFTER FFS

[wolfythewitch]

I love how every time I post some obscure quote about ancient blorbos being queer and tragic there's always a confusion to who I'm referring to

[sarafangirlart]

Honestly every time I see the Greeks portrayed as feeling bad for all the war crimes they’ve done in Troy it reminds me of this:

[undercreative]

The Achaeans soccer positions (based on my teams formation, the players on my team & vibes)

Striker: Achilles (kinda obvious (will occasionally play wing mid too))

Attacking mid: Idomeneus (saw him described as a berserker when fighting a few times, gotta be everywhere, get to everything & support the attack)

Wing mid: Menelaus 

Wing mid: Little Ajax

Center mid: Patroclus (was gonna put him attacking but I feel like he’d be back on the defence a bit more too (its a toss up, him and Idomeneus probably switch positions sometimes))

Center mid: Agamemnon (man is always yelling & trying to command everyone (also I hate the person who plays here on my team))

Wing defence: Automedon

Wing defence: Antilocus (fast and small)

Center back (stopper): Diomedes (get’s to everything, nobody is getting past this man)

Center back (sweeper): Odysseus (gotta have a good kick with those goddamn thighs Homer kept talking about, strategic, sees the entire field)

Keeper: Greater Ajax (large man, plays aggressive, will not hesitate to come out of his net to stop someone)

Coach: Nestor (man rambles the entirety of halftime away)

Assistant coach: Phoenix (wise advisor)

Manager/medic (my teams manager is a doctor): Machaon (obvious reasons)

[odysseus-crewmate-number38]

its 2024 i shouldn’t still be in the trenches defending hector of troy on pinterest

[xixovart]

i know that ruegard (silena/clarisse) is tragic by itself, so for your sake, don’t think of silena. don’t think of silena falling in love with her opposite. don’t think of silena denying it, saying that she couldn’t love clarisse because that’s just not plausible. don’t think of silena forcing her feelings back and passing them on as something different, something smaller and less intense. because, she just couldn’t be in love with clarisse, that’s insane.

and, whatever you do, don’t think of clarisse. don’t think of clarisse fully and entirely loving silena, and knowing it, but being ruled by fear. fear of her father. fear of her siblings and the camp. what would they say? what would they think? don’t think of clarisse, who never got the three words off her chest.

see, thing is, achilles and patroclus loved each other openly. silena and clarisse loved each other in silence.

[izzyfizzykitty]

something that i love about achilles and patroclus and their myth, is that no matter the telling of it, they will always be each other’s weaknesses.

they will always love each other too much to the point of their own destruction. whether that love is platonic or romantic. whether they are lovers or friends or cousins—they will always have more love for each other than anyone else.