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quick little rant thingy because DMC reddit just pissed me off
I hate how so many people in the DMC fandom fall for Dante's party guy shtick and genuinely believe him to be as dumb as a rock . For example an argument i see often for this is his inability pay off his debts/rant . People believe he's simply too dumb to manage any money when in reality it's stemmed from the fact that he has little to no consideration for his well being and puts others' needs before his,rather than his own lack of intelligence. Like Grue's daughters,whom he sends money to support them--or Enzo,his ex middleman. Even in the anime he goes on his way to save his client's brother,without getting proper payment.
Other than that,again in the anime he proves himself to be a worthy-occult detective and how great he can be at reading people. His office also has a decent amount of books lying around showing that yes,he does read and value knowledge
Not saying he's smartest out there,but he is in no way as stupid as people make him out to be.
#the wording may be awkward i dont write in English like this often#but i hope i got the point across regardless#also want to make a similar rant with vergil later#because suprise suprise!people also fall for his “smart/mature” older brother shtick#sorry vergil fans but he's neither of those things. He only “acts” as if he is#devil may cry#dmc#dante sparda#dante#dmc5#devil may cry 5#dmc anime#devil may cry dante#dante devil may cry#dmc vergil
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Do you want to hear my story?
#armand#armand iwtv#assad zaman#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#eric bogosian#jacob anderson#interview with the vampire#iwtv#no matter what armand did/say#I think this was a line neither of them should have ever crossed#not gonna be surprised if armand doesn't mention what they did to him ever again#sa tw#child abuse tw#and louis has an excuse#daniel not so much#like I love him but... no#don't be like those redditors that said armand was lying about what marius did to him#myiwtvedit
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Fury made Alanna gasp for breath. How could anyone get well in a menagerie? How could Jonathan breathe? This went against all the commonsense rules Maude had taught her for healing: clean air, quiet, absolute cleanliness, calm and reassuring voices. Didn't these people know anything?
#song of the lioness#tamora pierce#alanna the lioness#alanna the first adventure#tortall#watercolour#so elephant in the room is i remembered that I forgot to buy a card reader for the new computer and so i had to do a phone photo to finish#and i think youll agree that theres some very egregious artifacting going on#it is what it is i wanted to finish and didn't want to buy a card reader yet#anyway my thinking here is this would all be that much more tragic if everyone was in desecrating Jons childhood bedroom/tween nursery that#that maybe he hadn't quite left behind yet for a more appropriate crown-princling set of rooms because this is the turning point right#Jons dying he's not going to be allowed to grow up- Alanna is frustrated by the limitations of her own age and size and postilion#so alanna reaches outside those limits- with myles/with the gods and in doing so neither children are ever the same#that's my ted talk thanks for listening ive had a couple of months to think about it because I myself had several serious flu's that i cant#seem to shake while ive been picking away at doing this one i could have referenced myself for jons sweaty knocking on deaths door pose
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happiness today and tomorrow (ID in alt)
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun maximum#trigun#ruporas art#hello here's another vw dump wraughh everyday i think about them being embarrassing infatuated w each other#it's like... at some point i must stop and look away... their love is too bright too dangerous.... but i will not... and neither will the#sidenote on the first comic - i drafted it bc im annoying about vash finding wolfwood lovely in simple ways but bc he's so restrained#in his thoughts those compliments dont usually come out. and when they do - bc he thinks about it so often - i think it'd come out bluntly#like. factual in tone as opposed to his inner deep exploding feelings about ww. only when he's pried deeper - prompted to expand#On these feelings does he get shy lmfao.... and bc it's simple complimentary words ww would take it casually in stride#dip him then call him cute and Maybe he'll get shy (pondering)#as u can see all i do is think about the fluff rn. tragedy where!
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DAY 11: Frames
#homestuck#jade harley#jadekat#karkat vantas#hs#im kinda experimenting with my style a small bit as you can see#or at least im experimenting in general#i dont actually have an exact style neither do i have exact designs#youll probably notice that ill draw jade and karkat in varying manners#especially with jade as i really enjoy pretty much all interpretations of her and would love to draw each one#im a real big fan of what people can manage to do with such a symplistic starting point#this is the same for those silly minecraft people out there. its genuinely impressive :)
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it’s always so crazy to me how much weight is put on John and Paul’s romantic relationships and how they affect the Beatles, not Ringo or George’s.
I feel like it’s always “John fell in love with Yoko”, “Paul fell in love with Linda” and that’s why the band fell apart. Which - aside from being absolutely crazy conclusions that lack the nuance of, y’know, acknowledging Ringo and George (and also the whole host of other problems the band had) - is so fascinating to me because what do you mean it all hinged on John and Paul being together? What do you mean the band was absolutely peachy when Ringo or George were in love but as soon as something serious drives a wedge between John and Paul it’s all over?
There’s something in stating they found other people so they couldn’t be together that implies such a toxic codependency but also an insane jealousy of anything that takes the other’s attention away. Point is I think their devotion to each other made the breakup worse.
#and like obv yes the beatles existing hinges on any given members desire to keep participating#like any of them couldve walked away for any reason and that wouldve dissolved the group#but like talking strictly in reporting and also like beatles meta i see abt their breakup#i just find it fascinating how important paul/linda and john/yoko r seen compared to george/paittie or ringo/maureen#and i dont think its wrong for happening bc dang. those gay bitches jealous#but thats my point like#i feel that a lot of ‘why did the beatles break up?’ will be hasty to end the conversation at ‘its bc they fell in love’#no!!#bc they’ve BEEN in love#its because neither paul or john could handle someone else other than eachother being the most important person in their life#this post may just be a roundabout way of saying stop blaming yoko bc john and paul’s jealousy is at the heart of the conflict#which im not saying any of you hot ppl on tumblr dot com r doing#but others are and it annoys the shit out of me bc literally#those gay bitches jealous#the beatles#john lennon#paul mccartney#john and paul#mclennon#<- to the enlightened
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It’s been like a week now but I can’t stop thinking about what could have been going through Moldaver’s head when she saw Lucy and Norm for the first time in years when infiltrating Vault 33
#like those were rose’s kids#probably HER adopted kids#and neither of them recognized her#like she points out to lucy that she looks like her mom before she leaves#but what could she have been thinking when that vault door opens and the first person she sees is the man she hates#and the daughter he took from her and rose dressed up in a wedding dress completely unaware of their history#the son he took from her behind him#anyway ignore this i’m rambling#fallout tv#fallout tv spoilers#lee moldaver#lucy maclean#norm maclean#fallout
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Maybe its silly to shave when you're already about to molt, but there's no harm in looking sharp as a pendulum before transcendence.
(she'll probably be fine don't worry about it).
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A really dumb joke that I spent way more time on than I should have.
#yes i did jump into the game and take many screenshots of that pendulum just to get a halfway decent shot of it#all for this dumb joke#and yes this is implied tgirl venus btw#imagine getting to transition in two different ways and neither of them fixes you#kinda tried messing around with different tools for this one#also somewhat rushed hence why it looks the way it does#still happy with the expressions tho even if i didn't put a whole lot of effort into this#btw those pendulums are weird in-game#first time i played the level the triple pendulums were moving in such a way that i couldn't pass them without getting hit#then i died and returned to that point and they were perfectly aligned with each other (which made dodging them super easy)#silly buge#artwork#myartwork#comics#psychopomp#psychopomp venus#transgender
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I've been thinking lately about Vanitas and Noé's first "what is salvation" fight at the bal masqué and what it means about their individual definitions of the concept, and I've realized something about Vanitas.
Noé's definition of salvation is the obvious one. It feels natural. To save someone is to keep them from dying. But in a way, his understanding of salvation is also almost selfish. Noé's foundational trauma is the constant loss of his loved ones. He is the eternal sole survivor. So of course he wants to keep people alive—he wants to "save" the people he cares about in the way that keeps them by his side this time.
It's not wrong to want that, of course. I don't mean "selfish" as a condemnation. It's just that the definition of salvation that Noé starts the series with is inarguably the one that best serves his own happiness.
And it's the same with Vanitas.
When Vanitas kills the little girl Catherine by restoring her true name, he tells Noé he doesn't know what salvation is. He might be lying there, or he might be telling the truth in that he's never put his definition of salvation into words or acknowledged it on a conscious level. Either way, though, I do think he has a definition of salvation somewhere in his mind, and it's a very personal one.
Vanitas sees salvation as the preservation or restoration of one's true self. You're saved so long as you can preserve your essential self, uncorrupted by outside forces. Even if the price of that selfness is death.
While Noé's foundational trauma that informs his worldview is the loss of his loved ones, one of Vanitas's foundational traumas is the loss of his bodily autonomy. Through Moreau's experiments and Luna's mark/bite, he has been transformed into something no longer fully human, and he hates it. From the moment Luna told him he was dying, he said he wanted to die as himself rather than live as their kin, and he has been denied that opportunity.
Nothing is more important for Vanitas than being able to dictate the destiny of his own body, and malnomen are the ultimate corruption of bodily autonomy and selfness. Altering one's true name warps not only their physical body, but their very being on a metaphysical level. The curse takes everything a vampire is and changes it, and doing that to an unwilling victim is the ultimate horror for Vanitas.
Given that context, of course Vanitas thinks that killing a child to restore her true name counts as saving her. He's restoring her essential self and un-corrupting her body and being, and even if her self is only returned for an instant before she dies, it's preferable to living on as something warped by an outside force.
Vanitas absolutely starts the series with a definition of salvation, and like Noé, it's the one that best serves his own happiness. He wants to be saved. He wants to be returned to his human self, and failing that (since he knows it's impossible), he wants to wipe out all traces of the force that changed him and then die without going any further down the path of inhumanity.
Vanitas might not be able to admit that definition out loud (or even to himself directly), but it's there, and it guides him early in the series as much as Noé's own definition of salvation guides him in turn.
#and perhaps noé will learn to see death as a form of salvation when life is corruption#and perhaps vanitas will learn to see the value of preserving (his own) life#and perhaps they'll both find a definition of salvation that is neither of these things 👀#but that's not the point of this post#anyway this is one of those concepts that I've been orbiting around and maybe gestured toward before#but I don't think I ever quite put it in words or thought about this connection so directly#so here we are#vnc#vanitas no carte#the case study of vanitas#vanitas#vanitas my beloved#english major hours
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Sasha using the title "Lord" in RiAAU after taking over Toad Tower and presumably killing Grime and stealing Barrel's Warhammer from him, and other political and military leaders assuming she's a man because, well, Sasha is a gender neutral name, so they hear Lord Sasha and assume they're talking about an adult male toad warrior. The second most powerful person in the known world and only real threat to the Leviathan reign!
Cue princess Marcy fleeing Newtopia and her father seeking refuge with his worst enemy hoping to offer information and political levarage in exchange for protection, perhaps even offering herself in marriage to transfer eventual inheritances and whatnot, and she finds out that Lord Sasha is not, indeed, a dark and domineering toad warlord, but a beautiful, terrifying girl her age that looks like her and oh god her poor little lesbian heart can barely take it.
#amphibia#sasharcy#marcy wu#sasha waybright#my posts#raised in amphibia au#sasha and marcy are over here living in game of thrones while#anne is playing stardew valley with a mod that gives you ptds#Sasha being mistaken(? as a man being a common misunderstanding due to poor communication to the point potential allies don't believe her#unless she's carrying the hammer around herself#lord sasha with her two wives... nnhnhnn... one representing her alliance with the frogs of frog valley and possibly beyond depending on ho#she and her grandfather (current mayor of wartwood) play their cards#and the other in her sansa stark era (horrible violations of bodily autonomy involved) (not by sasha btw) trying to maintain alliances#with noble newt houses after betraying her father and eloping with the enemy#after learning The Truth^TM (which she's conveniently hiding from everyone else except maybe olivia and that's a big maybe)#cue some nice toad civil wars (the eastern and northern tower may support sasha but despite their less than friendly relationship#beatrix will NOT recognize this magical alien's victory over her dead brother. and my friend beatrix is not to be messed with)#anne having lots of self worth issues after her very morally questionable grandfather married her off to sasha for political reasons#marcy having. uh. green blood. and a weird metalic port in the back of her neck. her brain feels tingly when she touches it#and king andrias desperately fighting to crush this little frog valley rebellion and punish those to blame for the abduction of his daughte#edit: i meant ptsd. anne has ptsd from that time she may or may not have accidentally indirectly caused the death of sprig and polly's#parents at age 8 (they were her parents for 4 years. the only parents she remembers. she hasn't forgiven herself and deep down#neither has hop pop but we don't talk about it)
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Personal headcanon about the "you picked the wrong dellamorte" line, I don't think illario actually likes rook outside the context of them being someone close to lucanis. Like rook on their own isn't much to him, but when they meet it's yet another person talking about his cousin (why isn't he good enough for whatever job they're hiring for?) and on top of that they somehow bring him back from the dead (another whole can of worms for illario). Now he starts turning on the charm, but whether he's actually interested or this is just one more thing his cousin has that he doesn't and it gets under his skin, who knows. Either way, rook ignores illario, the guy who lives off his charm, and is instead interested in the guy who's never even dated before and thinks giving someone a knife is how to flirt. Infuriating
NO THANK YOU !! i am genuinely sorry if i have ever implied illario is into rook like i see some takes about it and unless it like ties into your rook's personal backstory i don't seriously think he's romantically jealous. at all. my enjoyment of that line stems from illario's pathological need to make it about himself and not see his strengths but what lucanis has, and therefore what he doesn't. he's annoyed enough to try and goad you in the middle of a fight about the 'wrong' dellamorte and completely blind to the fact that the venatori are at best, a stupid fucking alliance, and at worst, a cult that will devour the crows from the inside out and illario would have been the one to give them the keys. he sees lucanis make allies, needs his own, and instead of charming the other talons/houses as he should, he (probably spitefully) picks the venatori. or maybe he just thought it would be easier. ugh he makes me want to telekenetically throw him around
#and you raise a very hilarious point too LMFAO#not that he is jealous. just mad as hell its not working <3 I LIKE HIM VERY MUCH AND A NORMAL AMOUNT#to be clear i think his characterisation changed dramatically from wigmaker's job and a lot of his uh#very rash decisions about achieving power feels like they just needed a traitor character for lucanis#to really max out the use of spite. i really wish honestly that there was some canon support for illario#who would probably be a little more liked/popular than lucanis. bc lucanis is respected by the crows#but he's also a very distant 'dellamorte heir' figure. respect is not the same as being liked. so you know#there's the serious assassin with a rep for how good he is at killing#and there's a friendlier assassin with a rep for sweet talking#and neither of those reputations are necessarily true. but i know which one i'd be less afraid of#and i think illario would know that. and be able to use that. BUT WE DONT GET IT. WHATEVER.....#illario dellamorte#veilguard spoilers#answered#also we're introduced to an illario that understands being a crow. and has had all that drilled into him since childhood#why. would he. ally with the venatori.#why would he put himself into a situation that he couldnt control. other than 'the story needs a villain'#what im trying to say. is . there were the makings of a crow civil war here that ends with him tragically dead#if you asked me to expand on this i dont think i could. but like the main issue being the crows not standing together making#the antaam invasion worse (btw regarding this why the fuck were the antaam even invading) so lucanis' quest is#idk. something like uniting the crows together and potentially repairing his relationship w illario#or hardening him and convincing he needs to kill illario#this is me spitballing. dont even mind me#(glances at the 'illario mention' alarm going off in the background)#EDIT: AND ALSO IT JUST CAME TO ME#killing illario as an ending also makes lucanis first talon (oh we're really in the cycles now)#forgiving illario ends with illario becoming 'talon' tho he and lucanis work closely. like a ceo vs cfo#and ends with them repairing their relationship#in the ideal world lucanis would fully leave but im alright with crows making small steps towards becoming a bit healthier
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There's something really fascinating about the duality of Van and Lottie. Two kids who opted into stories to keep going, to keep everyone else going. Two kids who told themselves what they needed to make sure they could arrange an inherently nightmare situation into a home they could all stomach. Van with fiction; Lottie with faith. Neither any truer than the other, neither any greater as a lie. There is no such thing as false hope, just hope. Tell it to them all to make sure the despair does not win.
And then the loss of that faith, of that fiction. How it shapes them both in shades of depression, distances them from the others. Lottie speaking less and less; Van joking less and less. Lottie no longer having the trust of any of the others; Van no longer even trusting herself. Both of them striving to rework the narrative and not quite, not quite being able to grasp hold of the threadwork anymore.
Van with scars on her face she wears for the rest of her life. Lottie with a scar on her forehead that is totally invisible in adulthood. Van going off-grid, distancing herself from everyone until given no other choice. Lottie going off-grid, returning with as many people surrounding her as she could manage. Both knowing in their bones the Wilderness, It, is not real. Both falling back into the Hunt anyway. Both staring it in the face, getting dragged back to who they were at seventeen. Lottie embracing. Van rejecting. It makes no difference either way. They follow the same path, the same road, the same endless trail to the same heartless end.
Lottie dying meaninglessly. A murder. Lottie, going back to the vision of fire she's had since she was a teenager. Lottie, who wanted so badly to be useful, to have a purpose, to mean something, and who dies alone.
Van dying meaninglessly. A murder. Van, going back into a house filled with smoke, just as she's feared since she was a teenager. Van, who wanted so badly to have a purpose, to find a reason, and who dies alone.
The story doesn't save either of them. The story only keeps unspooling. More tragedy. More meaninglessness. More stupid death, as all death is stupid--as Travis and the button, Natalie and the needle, Jackie and the snow, Ben and a fabricated trial were all stupid. Meaningless. Unnecessary. But always, always coming for them. You don't actually cheat death. You can't. You can't make meaning out of nothing, but it won't stop you trying. You have to try. That's all we have, all we are. We are all stories in the end, and we are trying so desperately to make that matter.
#yellowjackets#yj spoilers#van palmer#lottie matthews#the more i think about it the more i think they just had to die in the same season#i do agree that lottie's death feels more unearned than van's#but i also...think that's part of the point#death is always unearned#they each got to save the life of someone dearly important to them#van saving taissa; lottie saving natalie#but in the end those two will die as well#nat already has#tai surely will at some point#be it next season or not she will almost certainly join them back on that plane#i just think it's so interesting to see the two storytellers#the two who grew up in such different stories#the two who despite class difference are so weirdly similar in ways#and they both die weeks apart. they die pointlessly. they die because someone else made a snap decision#a push. a knife. people who could have been so important to them if life had gone a little differently#van watches the end of the movie with her childhood sitting right at her side#lottie gets up off that table to follow her childhood to whatever's next#and neither had to die. neither should have died. but then. no one should.#and that. that is the whole idea.
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Say it like you mean it
#💟#Digital art#Full Art#Art#Edgar#Scriabin#Guess what day it is ♥ That's riiiight! It's my own personal Vargasversary here again! :D#I really got it in under the wire with this one lol but I did it! I did do it! 13 whole digital start-to-finish panels.....woaw......#Definitely the biggest of these anniversary projects thus far hehe <3 But I really wanted to see if I could do it and I did it! I'm happy :D#Inspired by many on this one ahh - the obvious being they ♥ As ever I still hold them so dearly love them so much <3#The second inspiration source is probably also obvious lol but I've been using a newer-to-me technique to sketch to try and speed up drawing#Specifically inspired from watching Zarla's Handplates speeddraw videos! I'm still a little shaky with it haha#I fell back into my old habits more than once :P But now I understand what over-rendering a sketch means lol - knowledge!#And all-told I think this is probably the longest digital comic I've made in uhhhhhh - at least years#I don't wanna say ever because it still is only 13 panels and two of those share a frame haha but like! That's still a lot for me these days#So I'm pleased for being able to make it in short order! It was fun! I had a good time with it! :D And I think it turned out nice!!#And then the last inspiration source this time around was smol hehe ♪ Despite us both being grown I still tuck her in#It's just something neither of us grew out of haha - it's nice! Another point in us being very Sans and Papyrus lol#But I wanted to give it to the Vargases this time because - eee - smol's turning the age I was when I first read Vargas this year#Obviously my family knows about Vargas as I Will Not Shut Up About It lol but I'm still the only one to have read it#Partially because of how intense and scary it can be! As much as I love it I recognize it's not for everyone - as much as I wish it was haha#But smol and I have pretty similar tastes when it comes to media - so I'm finally inviting her to read it with me ♪ Ahh ♫#Getting to share one of my very favourite stories with one of my very favourite people is exciting just to think about!!#And also getting to reread Vargas again hhhhhh I'm feeling Fine and Normal about approaching it again hahahh#Definitely haven't been thinking about and wanting to reread it A Lot Constantly lol#So drawing them again was nice <3 And the new* medium made certain details stand out all the more!#The process of discovery of art as it appears on the screen haha - Scriabin's hand reaching for Edgar only to clench upon his rejection ahh#That last one is also something of a stealth redraw of Scriabin listening to Edgar's heart in mainfic that I made - somehow four years ago??#Nearly five now....more than half of the way back from my having read it the first time ah how'd it get to be so long now...#Every year - every month - every week - every day - every hour - it is Vargas Loving Hours ♥
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Just having thoughts about the og series starting with Luke, Thalia, and Annabeth's promise to each other about family and Nico making Percy promise to protect Bianca, his sister.
Annabeth to Luke:
"Family, Luke, you promised."
Nico to Percy:
"you have to promise to keep my sister safe." "I… that's a big thing to promise, Nico.." "Promise," he insisted. "I'll do my best. I promise that.
Both promises being broken.
Also this part:
"You promised you would protect her," Nico said. He might as well have stabbed me with a rusty dagger. It would've hurt less than reminding me of my promise.
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The dagger mention here ?? And Annabeth's dagger being the cursed blade part of the prophecy that Luke used to stab himself with that was cursed specifically because he broke his promise.
Nico's fallout with Percy being the catalyst to Percy accepting being the Hero of the Prophecy because he wanted to spare Nico from suffering more pain. And because he felt he owed it to his sister.
Annabeth's reminder and unwavering faith leading to Luke's sacrifice, completing his role as the hero of the prophecy.
Both promises being everything but also not enough in the end.
Neither of them getting back the family they wanted.
Both of them healing and making bonds that they let themselves have despite all their heartbreak and pain and fear of abandonment.
Annabeth finding a family in Percy and Grover (and Sally).
Nico finding a family in Hazel, never seeing her as Bianca's replacement. Nico eventually being able to accept Jason and Reyna and Will's friendship and love for him (don't think about reyna and bianca hunters of Artemis parallels or jason dying).
Just... both Annabeth and Nico desperately wanting to preserve their families.
Both Annabeth and Nico being so full of love.
Love being why Annabeth's faith in Luke never wavers, which saves them in the end. Love being the reason why Nico wanted to resurrect Bianca and also why he respects her wish to be let go. Love also being why he helps Percy and why he doesn't give up on Hades making amends with his family, which ultimately helps save them in the end.
#This has always been a family story#idek if im making sense or getting my point across#probably not#i just feel like annabeth's and nico's similarities dont get explored enough idk#smth smth promises about family#family and love being their main motivators#not saying other characters arent driven by love for their friends and family and stuff#just that nico and annabeth both clung to these promises that became such a big part of them and .. neither of them really let it go#despite all the pain and heartbreak associated with those promises#these are two characters that are very emotionally driven#like ik their characters have been explored individually and in relation to other characters but rarely each other? idk#maybe im thinking too much#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#also not getting too much into will bc there are ppl who understand nico/will better than me (same w reyna + jason)#pjo hoo toa#percy jackon and the olympians#bianca di angelo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#Annabeth and Nico driving the narrative in their own but similar ways maybe idk#it takes a while but they each find happiness and im glad#these two are the most human characters to me + percy + jason + luke#ugh everyone just loves so hard#also dont mean to phrase this as percy promising to keep bianca alive bc he clearly didnt#just that to nico this is how it happened and he clung to it for so long#mine
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Brooklynn: "Wow, Darius. Look at you, all uniformed up! Looking real...mature."
Yaz: "That's a...word choice."
Darius: "Why, thank you, Superstar! Love the new hairdo!"
Yaz: "...that's how friends greet each other."
Brooklynn: "Well, you know me...can't stick to the same thing for too long!"
Yaz: "......uh oh."
#yaz realizing that brooklynn and darius are into each other and neither one of them realizes it on ANY level was just another stress point#the worst part was realizing “Oh those two would actually be really good together”#and also IGNORING HER OWN RELATIONSHIP#yasmina fadoula#darius bowman#brooklynn#dinostar#jurassic world: chaos theory#jwct#she's going for degrees in psychotherapy and has a very romantic girlfriend and has also consumed her fair share of soapy stories#she KNOWS a blooming ship when she sees one
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BONUS

#DON'T LOOK AT ME#i am not responsible for the thoughts in my brain when i see maximus in this outfit#it's like a whole extra level of wet dream inducing hotness#LOOK AT THOSE ARMS#HIS NECK#HIS ABSOLUTELY UNFLAPPABLE FACE#i am so obsessed with the fourth one when he's snarling at haken#i could write an essay on it#maybe one day when my brain is saying more than “hmmshdsdhj hahaajsksdshf SEX”#who knew that an academy-award winning scrap of sackcloth could be the sexiest costume on earth#HE'S BUILT FOR IT#yeah i spent a long time getting the perfect shot of the back of his neck#there are several throughout the movie but that one is. that one is special#IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST SJBDGSAFSDFKSDSKAFHJ#sorry guys#if i'm not going full nosferatu on his gorgeous neck and back what's the point of anything#i am SO HOT for this man it's ridiculous#i want him to SLAM me into that rock wall and BANG me until neither of us can breathe#AUSEFGSGFHAJSJASK I'M FALLING APART#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe#low quality screencaps of a high quality man
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