#but my teeth are CHATTERING

[freddie-77-ao3]

it is simply not. fair. to be this cold when it's warm out. screw being sick i'm going to light myself on fire to feel warmth.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

if you do requests at all, could we see some mimic!stan and ford just hangin' out? :D

Sure :)

EDIT: I just realized I forgot to draw his lapel teeth and pocket mouth. IGNORE THAT.

[wtfforged]

i refuse to draw him in a normal length shirt. you cant make me

[petricorah]

no context comic wip [id in alt]

edit: full comic here

[3liza]

the bunny got to stay another night because this is Seattle and thats just sort of how scheduling anything with anyone works around here. not that I'm complaining, I'm going to be disconsolate when the bunny has to go home.

today he greeted me with a vocalization for the first time. it was very funny. I opened up his crate to start the cleaning (bunnies make a huge mess). and when I offered him my hands like I always do, he patted them with his nasty little feet and said "hrrmph!" very distinctly. i don't know if he was annoyed or just excited, but he pestered me and tried to climb up my legs until I picked him up and tucked him under my chin, which is the new thing he just discovered yesterday. being held and petted is great, being held and petted AND tucked under my head is even better (pictured)

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

Pony would be a 'it's not even that cold I don't need a jacket' kid n darry is a 'fine but if u get cold I don't wanna hear SHIT about it' brother send tweet

[adainesfroggieboggy]

heard the funniest story today about a guy i want to meet so bad just because he’s hilarious in my head, and i will try to do it justice. this story is about my friend and his coworker.

my friend tells me that this coworker is the kind of guy that’s tall, scrawny, and so sure of his ability to win a fight against anyone. he talked about this regularly, saying he could win a fight against literally anyone. my friend would get bored and just talk to this guy, because he was the most unintentionally funny guy he’d ever met.

my friend decides to ask him, “you say you can win a fight against anyone. what if i hired a seven foot tall, 300 pound, just pure muscle guy to fight you. would you win?”

to which the coworker replies, “oh, easy. done it. i’d win.”

“what about two?”

“light work. i’d beat them up.”

the questions continue, from three to four to five and so on.

“okay, but what about ten? you don’t even know they’re coming. they just come out of nowhere and jump you. do you think you’d win?”

“absolutely. i’d wipe the floor with ‘em.”

“okay, fine. what about eleven?”

“nah, couldn’t do eleven.”

(this is where the room dissolved into laughter and you think it’s over. that is the funniest punchline i can imagine.)

“dude, i wish i could hire ten guys to come best you up.”

“do it. i’ll beat them up and take the money.”

“what if they catch you in the bathroom and you have your pants down or something?”

“i’ll pull up my pants and beat them up.”

“you think they’re gonna wait for you to pull your pants up?”

“they better.”

[cowboygenes]

Color Study

[chronurgy]

I feel like the narrative wants Neve to be this cold ruthless pragmatist who is just here to do a job but is completely hamstrung at every turn by its own refusal to allow her to be even slightly mean. Well I think she should kill someone

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

How dost thou fare, my liege

I most humbly send thee legions of motivation and energy, for thou wouldst need it far more than I. I pray for thine good health, farewell!💂‍♀️

O, if it may be my fairest scholarly companion and soulmate? A thousand greetings to you, my most doting of friends! Lord and grace of the plentiful fields of love that my bosom doth carry. O, merry days! Cheers! Cheers!

Why, I have dearly missed thee and thy countenance with such ardour I could hardly fathom an endeavor ornate enough to explicate my deep yearning for thine presence with the meager linguical offerings of the Germanics.

Aye, indeed! Only you could quell this quivering anxiety that blossoms within me. Thank thee! Thank thee for thine motivation and energy! I too hope Asclepius' gentle grace may gaze upon thee and grant thee of prosperous body and health. Love you! Au revoir, my fairest!

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

everyone cheer and clap I brushed my teeth today AND yesterday

[ell-arts]

Background teaser for the next chapter's artwork ;)

[angelicfailure]

IM SCARED WHY IS IT RED

[strawberrymothteeth]

WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT KEEP LOSING MY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS IN THE MAIL

[cvsette]

It is actually so unfair that some people can generate heat. like even before I was ~2lb above underweight I could not generate enough heat to not feel the cold in your average office building. I will be wearing a long sleeve top under a button up under a 100% wool sweater (both from goodwill) under a light zip-up with (goodwill also) wool blend slacks and wool socks and boots and literal gloves and still be shivering meanwhile my boss is sweating through his lands end collared shirt. I understand that the inverse sucks bad as well but my god I would trade getting hot easily for not being able to get warm no matter how many layers I wear in a heartbeat

[cruel-hiraeth]

i love fruit but i hate getting the seeds stuck in my teeth bc i must toy with them for hours with my tongue before eventually flossing them out