#but my god. it was so much fucking milk

[omtai]

very nearly cried over spilled milk today

[shaadowmilkcookie]

One of Shadow Milk’s many prop replicas of himself, left behind. Even though the eyes are forever staring straight into the distance… Oddly enough, you still feel like you’re being watched.

But surely, though, it won’t hurt to take it home and touch up the colours, right? :)

[lux-epidendrum]

This is what master/elite rank arena feels like lately

[adhd-fandom-and-gay]

So I'm not sure if i wanna colour this in later or not but uhhh. Look!!!

Hehe,,, MazM J&H traditional art I did for a school thing. I can't do Hyde's claws justice no matter how hard I try, so sorry for my mans getting his hands BUTCHERED by my shit art skills </3 also it was kinda rushed so that probably explains it.

[transmechanicus]

Yipee hooray i ate one full meal today at 9pm after giving like a quart of blood to check my hormones and almost passing out on my walk home. Surely a few hours later i won’t already be-*

…Why am i hungers? 🤨

[whoify]

aaaaand that’s enough time in the doctor who tag just saw someone saying moffat is problematic for including a lesbian character in the 1800s

[fronexus]

HELLO!?!?!?1 HELLOOOo!?!"?!? FUCKING HELLOW?!?!?!?1

THIS IS INSANE OH MY GOD IT'S SO GOOD RAHHHHHHHH I'M DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

OHHH LORD JESUS CHRIST HEAVENS ABOVE AND HELL BELOWWWWWWWWWWW I'M GONNA EXPLODE

[joyflameball]

I want more surface level horror analyses that don't go into unnecessary meta detail about the number of windows there are and instead focus on the emotions and how the horror scares you rather than extensive explanations on what is secretly going on and I'm not fucking kidding

[hipsofsteel]

Quick Donut Shop Story I've Been Thinking About Sharing

So, this story happened a few weeks ago, and some quick context before I jump in.

A few months before I started working at the shop, a water pipe burst. The building is old and the water pipes ran through the ceiling, so it took out a lot of stuff. It was 7 weeks of repairs, so if it wasn't essential, the bosses did not see fit to replace it. This included an espresso machine. I've heard various accounts on whether or not it was dead before the burst pipes, but it definitely was afterwards and just is not a priority to the bosses. We have black coffee, that's good enough.

About half a year ago, a woman, who was shocked that the bosses had not replaced it, explained to me "You could get any size espresso drink with as many shots as you wanted and as many flavorings in the amounts you wanted for $3.25! I assumed it was a huge part of your business! Why wouldn't your bosses replace it?!" I suddenly gained the understanding of exactly WHY the bosses are never going to replace it during that conversation. That's just a money pit, let alone how much it would slow things down when generally only one employee runs the counter at a time and we routinely have lines out the door during rushes.

SO, THE STORY:

Because the shop has been extant for decades and is on a popular tourist route highway to the most popular tourist site in the state, we get a lot of people who only show up at the shop every few years, and act weird if things have changed in the literal years since they last stopped in. As such, I'm generally explaining the espresso machine is very broken at least once every week or two, and recommend people cross the street to the coffee shop that I visit every Monday.

It's mid afternoon, and a couple comes in to get donuts and coffee. There are a few people behind them. The gentleman tries to order some sort of coffee drink. I gently explain, in what I figured would be a loud enough volume in the quiet shop to be heard clearly to multiple people, that I only have the ability to sell black coffee or the Starbucks Frappucino drinks in the fridge, and recommend the coffee shop across the street. The wife then tries to order an iced chai. I explain that the only chai I have is a powdered drink mix that has to be mixed into hot water, so I cannot make that for her, and recommend the coffee shop across the street. They buy their donuts and head off, as the young woman behind them comes up to the counter.

She tries to order something, and I can't understand her, so I ask her to repeat it, which she does. She then proceeds to say:

"I'd like an iced soymilk chai."

And I just immediately and very firmly, the second she finished speaking, went "No."

And then we both looked at each other like this:

I did very quickly remember my customer service protocol and explained the situation, but also like.

Just.

"No."

[the-kipsabian]

i usually only drink instant coffee cause its much more low effort and it actually tastes better to me than actual coffee, but now ice been stuck with a bag of actually coffee for like two weeks cause i bought one while they were finally on sale again and lemme tell you

me having to clean and prepare the coffee maker between every new cup isnt it

[ontheheights]

and I want you to be miiiine again baby

[thebyter]

i read this one uu fic where ash knows tht spoke is spoke inthe mafia episode and its lkke him giving spoke a ceremony outfit and its kinda gay with all of the caressing and shit but idk if i like them that way Id prefer to see them in a toxic platonic way but the author might make them kiss if they make a sequel but ill pretend that its a cheek kiss instead if they do

[whump-it-like-its-hot]

Sometimes I read too much on the internet and listen to too many people about how a lot of people grow out of their allergies and intolerances and how some people just need to get a grip and then I think about whether maybe I can tone it down myself because maybe I don‘t actually have to be so careful with what I eat but also I made myself some fried noodles earlier today and dared to add a little soy sauce and boy am I paying the price now

[bitegore]

god that farmshare i did this summer was such a good financial decision. i saved SO MUCH MONEY on groceries.

[tardis--dreams]

Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes

[abyssalpriest]

can i be borderline controversial and say that i do think there's a correlation between the love and adoration for the other kings, Leviathan's brutal honesty about grey-morality and involvement in war when you know him as Leviathan, and his lack of worshipers here under that name. the controversial part being that the other kings seem way more into propaganda flourishing and part of why i say that is because ive known both of them and they fucking do that oops hashtag UPG (PVG) spilled outta my pockets there

ie its always people who work for the other kings i see so caught up in how loving and pure the kings and ''demons'' are, and you COULD say that's just because Lev doesn't have many worshipers under that name but I think its more so because when you know "Leviathan" uhhhhh. like you could say lack of lev worshipers = lack of lev propaganda but i think its more so lev isnt going to pretend to be a beautiful siren man in a suit who tells you he loves you so so much even tho he just met you two seconds ago