#jess talks too much

[hipsofsteel]

Ladies, gentlemen, and all those in between or neither: It's been an honor to boop with you all.

[hipsofsteel]

🙃

to the dickhead moron who almost t-boned my sister and our tractor because you thought the universal symbol for “i’m making a left turn” and also her left turn signal meant that you should try to pass her in a no passing zone on top of a blind hill: i hope your engine explodes

[odd-chips]

Tim's First Pride! 🌈 ✨

I think he would be a little uncomfortable in the beginning, but he'd be very glad he went!!

Bonus sketch of a post-Pride Tim featuring his sister, Josephine, who pushed him to attend in the first place (and another sketch of accidentally bumping into a familiar face):

[jackfromthefairytale]

ERRA - Pale Iris [2023]

dir. Orie McGinness

[lotuslate]

tbh one of my favourite things to think abt is lwj completely not caring abt his physical appearance anymore while he’s in his grieving period. like the whole getting drunk and hurting himself with the wen brand is one thing, but also his hair being in a constant mess and always tangled, there’s stubble growing across his chin and jawline and he doesn’t gaf, his robes dirtied and with stains and he doesn’t care to change them, doesn’t care to shower or even just wash his face.

And the reason why I love it so much (besides grieving being an absolute beast of a thing to deal with and its consequences being so severe) is because it falls in line with lwj’s rebellion. What use is it to present as pristine and perfect when faced with loss and injustice and heartbreak, what use is to uphold any Lan image when those same Lan rules withheld him long enough from standing by wwx’s side when it mattered.

And anyway, I just think it’s interesting and it also makes me think of wwx coming back to life and constantly being worried of dirtying lwj’s robes. Meanwhile, it’s in the dirtying of those robes that lwj was able to find himself through the grief

[leviiackrman]

For those that wondered: here are your choices from the ‘steal from me’ tag: you’re welcome.

@florbelles @rosenfey @viktorgf @carrionsflower @statichvm @aezyrraeshh @queennymeria @carlosoliveiraa @risingsh0t @auricfog

Ps: the shark is named Irwin (after Steve Irwin) and is my emotional support plush (now and while at uni) - hence the deflation

[loveandthings11]

BREAKING NEWS:

Jeremy says he thinks that Kendall could find purchase in life again after being saved by Colin!!!!!

Could easily have happened after the final cut. So I can sleep at night! Kendall girls rejoice! 🥳

This section starts at about 34:00:

xoxoxoxo

[gaybearwedding]

one thing about me is i WILL treat silly little improvised musicals like full scripted media. i’ve written cornhole in one fic. i know all the mallapalooza kids’ last names. i have designs for many off book/pibe characters that look nothing like zach and jess. off book episode 66 we object to fear live from the curious comedy theater in portland is no longer a podcast episode to me it is the jumping off point for an entire world that i created and spent the better part of a year being absolutely fucking insane about

[blujayonthewing]

I wish I had any way of knowing whether people have gotten Weirder™ about my name in recent years or if this has been happening behind the scenes the entire time

I've been going by Jay since I was 11. At the time nobody objected to or questioned this, at least not to me; I found out many years later that Jay is supposedly a "boy's name," but nobody ever said 'you can't use that as a nickname, it's a boy's name' and it went completely uncontested by anyone when I switched. Lots of kids announced some manner of name change at the start of a new school year in middle school; it was all normal and fine. My mom and, you know, grandmas and other relatives kept calling me Jessica, which was also fine! I didn't make a big family announcement or correct any relatives on this, I just wanted to differentiate myself from the half dozen other Jessicas in school.

For twenty years!! This has gone on being perfectly normal! My Real Name™ is an increasingly obscure bit of trivia I get to spring on friends who didn't realize I had one, which is always funny (my brother in law didn't believe me and demanded to see my driver's license). My mom and grandmas have largely still called me Jess, and that's also fine! It's nice, even! There's a particular intimacy there of having a name only my mother uses-- but, crucially, I have never asked her not to, or said that I don't like it. And as FAR AS I KNOW, this has all been true and fine for TWENTY YEARS.

My own feelings about it have never changed, and feel, to me, very straightforward: if I tell you that my name is Jay, and you decide that no it isn't, that is a problem. That's the rule. That's literally it. I had a high school teacher who asked on the syllabus for us to write down if we went by something other than our full name, who was nonetheless UNIQUE among all of my teachers from 6th grade onward in always and only ever calling me Jess, even though I signed all my work Jay, all the other teachers called me Jay, he literally asked whether anyone wanted to be called something else and I answered Jay, and I had him for two semesters. I met a work friend of Justin's once who asked upon introduction whether Jay was short for something, and when I told him it was short for Jessica he took it upon himself to call me Jess instead. This isn't me having a problem with any particular iteration of my name, this is just asshole behavior! I told you what my name was and you said 'no it isn't'. The problem here does not seem complex to me?

But within the last [hand wiggle] handful of years I feel like it keeps getting weirder? Apparently my dad and grandma argued about it at my wedding rehearsal-- she, dramatically, insisting 'I don't care, her name is Jessica, I'm going to call her that ;n;' and my dad angrily defensive that no it isn't, I go by Jay, that should be respected. And I'm sitting here listening to my dad relay this in utter bewilderment like. Well dad I love the energy but I have never been bothered at all if grandma calls me Jessica. I have never even once asked her not to or complained to anyone that she does. But also this is the grandma who HAS called me Jay more often than not?? My mom's mom never picked it up, but I was astonished to hear my dad's mom was acting like this was some New Dramatic Change that she Hated and not a thing she's literally already been doing for, again, twenty entire years. Why are you suddenly making it weird! Last weekend Justin's stepmom mentioned seeing my mom at the hospital where mom works, and how she said something like 'yes I'm Jessica's mom-- wait, no, Jay, she hates it when I do that' and I just?? I literally don't, the only problem now is that people who know me won't know who the fuck you're talking about

all of this and I'm just. I am literally just sitting here. why are we inventing problems out of this two decades later. what is going on

[therewillbenoromance]

i love reblogging literally every single thing i like. just liking it is for cowards. if i decide i'm in a gay minecraft guys mood them i'm shoving gay minecraft guys in my mutual's faces no hesitation

[hipsofsteel]

Old photos of a very good sweet cow who will be deeply missed.

Annie

(7/22/2013-12/26/2023)

[wildwandaa]

More of my native blorbos together

[themyscirah]

new GLC ongoing announced !!!!!!!!! vs. written by: Jeremy Adams

(fight fight fight fight)

[yardsards]

listen. to get me invested in a relationship between 2 characters, it can't JUST be Deep Serious Emotions all the time. they gotta be silly together sometimes too. cuz really, what's the point if they aren't having fun?

[whippedcloudsofcream]

Honestly, it’s sad to think about how Miguel was once really close to all the Spider People. He probably had his own easy going and goofy personality, because how else would he get so many of them to join the Spider Society? But then his tragedies happened and he found out what they had to sacrifice, what they had to do. This cool club that they had for fun and to help people turned into a harsh and strict system. You can tell by the interactions Miguel has with everyone that they miss who he used to be.

[leviiackrman]

Sugar, spice and everything nice! Everyone's favourite soft gal is finally finished, enjoy Asami's Completed Timeline!

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