#jess talks too much
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Ladies, gentlemen, and all those in between or neither: It's been an honor to boop with you all.
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The other end of the spectrum is the multiple times this exact same man has exploded his potatoes in the oven because he forgot to poke holes in them. Once he did this twice in the same month.
my dad makes baked potatoes so often i lowkey resent them and yet somehow they are always rock hard. like. he makes them so often you’d think he would eventually figure out how to make sure they’re cooked.
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Tim's First Pride! 🌈 ✨
I think he would be a little uncomfortable in the beginning, but he'd be very glad he went!!
Bonus sketch of a post-Pride Tim featuring his sister, Josephine, who pushed him to attend in the first place (and another sketch of accidentally bumping into a familiar face):
#artists on tumblr#pride month#happy pride month#queer art#lgbt#my draws#sfw#she probably convinced him to wear as many colorful things as he has on rn too hIOLKJFD she just! really wants Tim to feel himself!!#maybe he even gets a number or two. or declines a number or two. he's still new to being gay in his mid-40s. he's figuring it out.#(Ratman is probably buzzing around inside seeing all the free candy getting thrown on the ground. I'm DEFINITELY not speaking from#personal experience of attending a pride parade. and scavenging for candy all over the ground............ Anyways-)#also hi people who followed me from my cap'n art!! this is one of my main fave guys! You will see him a lot! He has a rat in him! :)#the other guy in the third sketch is also a fave but I don't talk about him NEARLY as much as I need to!!#tim tag#josephine tag#jesse tag#amanda tag
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ERRA - Pale Iris [2023]
dir. Orie McGinness
#erra#jt cavey#conor hesse#alex ballew#jesse cash#clint tustin#bandedit#musicedit#metalcore#progressive metalcore#kiran.gif#i love this one so much#i only thought of it when watching the clips of that one nik nocturnal stream with jt in the walrus onesie#cus they're talking about the video and he said they had literal dirt chucked on them and a super slowmo camera#might gif that video too it's so funny
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tbh one of my favourite things to think abt is lwj completely not caring abt his physical appearance anymore while he’s in his grieving period. like the whole getting drunk and hurting himself with the wen brand is one thing, but also his hair being in a constant mess and always tangled, there’s stubble growing across his chin and jawline and he doesn’t gaf, his robes dirtied and with stains and he doesn’t care to change them, doesn’t care to shower or even just wash his face.
And the reason why I love it so much (besides grieving being an absolute beast of a thing to deal with and its consequences being so severe) is because it falls in line with lwj’s rebellion. What use is it to present as pristine and perfect when faced with loss and injustice and heartbreak, what use is to uphold any Lan image when those same Lan rules withheld him long enough from standing by wwx’s side when it mattered.
And anyway, I just think it’s interesting and it also makes me think of wwx coming back to life and constantly being worried of dirtying lwj’s robes. Meanwhile, it’s in the dirtying of those robes that lwj was able to find himself through the grief
#jess things#godd i hope this makes sense fkskkskd#i just always think of lwj’s amazing character development so much#there is so much symbolism all around him that if i talk too much abt it i will literaly start sounding crazy and insane in the head fkskdks
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For those that wondered: here are your choices from the ‘steal from me’ tag: you’re welcome.
@florbelles @rosenfey @viktorgf @carrionsflower @statichvm @aezyrraeshh @queennymeria @carlosoliveiraa @risingsh0t @auricfog
Ps: the shark is named Irwin (after Steve Irwin) and is my emotional support plush (now and while at uni) - hence the deflation










#personal*#jess talks#there’s so much more stuff in my room guys you have no idea#like my bathroom that’s behind the tapestry#it’s COVERED in glass paintings#obvs all done by me#not to mention the numerous draws of crochet people#and all my computer/work stuff#the signed Carrie book is literally my prized possession#it will be buried with me#you weren’t allowed to get ‘personalisations’ from me#ie you couldn’t ask her to write your name#BUT#she saw me and my sister just like shaking and about to cry in our Star Wars T-shirts#and saw I had brought my own booked to be signed#so she said ‘who’s this to?’#and I just went ‘uh…uh…uh- Jess’#and my sister was like ‘AND MOLLY!!’#best day ever#well critical role cast is up there too#but still#I have an autograph from Anthony Stewart head as well#anywayyyyy I’ll stop bragging#but I’m proud of my collection
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BREAKING NEWS:
Jeremy says he thinks that Kendall could find purchase in life again after being saved by Colin!!!!!
Could easily have happened after the final cut. So I can sleep at night! Kendall girls rejoice! 🥳
This section starts at about 34:00:
xoxoxoxo
#the way he laughs and sounds joyful talking about doing L to the OG for the first time 🥰#Kendall is okay!! Jeremy said so!!#and jesse also said Kendall will move on so that's all I need#this is exactly what I hoped he would say once he got some space and time away from the show#needed to hear this <3#Also his kids play L to the OG and Honesty on speakers from his house when he is out of town 🥲#and they rap L to the OG pretty well too.#I love this so much#jeremy strong#also I realize that a lot of journalists ask the same questions and that's boring but this was an interesting talk#and it's rare that Jeremy (or any actor on a press junket) gives a different answer to similar questions#especially about past projects so this was really amazing because it's a thought about Kendall he hasn't shared before!#kendall roy#succession#fresh air#terry gross
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one thing about me is i WILL treat silly little improvised musicals like full scripted media. i’ve written cornhole in one fic. i know all the mallapalooza kids’ last names. i have designs for many off book/pibe characters that look nothing like zach and jess. off book episode 66 we object to fear live from the curious comedy theater in portland is no longer a podcast episode to me it is the jumping off point for an entire world that i created and spent the better part of a year being absolutely fucking insane about
#mine#play it by ear#pibe#off book#off book podcast#dropout#zach reino#jess mckenna#i might end up deleting this bc i’m afraid of seeming too insane but i want to see if anyone else does this#i cannot talk too much about my relationship to wotf on here i have to maintain some semblance of dignity#but brian is irish catholic and a child of divorce and clark is the child of a therapist and has a lizard named melon. trust me on this#anyway#maybe at some point i’ll actually finish the cornhole in one + mallapalooza drawings i started a while back and maybe i’ll post them
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i love reblogging literally every single thing i like. just liking it is for cowards. if i decide i'm in a gay minecraft guys mood them i'm shoving gay minecraft guys in my mutual's faces no hesitation
#talking about jesskas btw... they're fucking dorks i love them so much and you will too#this is law#also whatever fem jesse and petra's ship name is. i also like them. and you will too.#gah am i hyperfixating on mcsm.#maybe.#ethan's yapping again
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Old photos of a very good sweet cow who will be deeply missed.
Annie
(7/22/2013-12/26/2023)
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🙃
to the dickhead moron who almost t-boned my sister and our tractor because you thought the universal symbol for “i’m making a left turn” and also her left turn signal meant that you should try to pass her in a no passing zone on top of a blind hill: i hope your engine explodes
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More of my native blorbos together
#jesse cosay#sky td#td sky#infinity train#total drama pahkitew island#total drama#wilddart#they’re talking about their insane adventures btw#have I thought about this too much? probably#will I stop?#no <3
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new GLC ongoing announced !!!!!!!!! vs. written by: Jeremy Adams
(fight fight fight fight)
#blah#idkk just feel like nothing happens in his issues but also too much but also nothing and no one says anything interesting to each other <3#looking to see if there was any issue of his i liked in locg rq#eh okay lowest rating is 2.5 star highest a few 4s. so nothing crazy just not enthused for more for him bc i feel like its been kind of#mid/nothingburger#and this is only reading the back half of the series bc i didnt gaf abt hal & sinestro or whatever the first arc was#anyways do like war journal elements. love ellie and her talking to keli was fun#kind of ://///// they set up the jess undercover thing and proceeded to do absolutely nothing w that but like we had to do absolute power#tie ins apparently soo#those weren't all terrible honestly alan and jadestone was fun. though if i remember right that was in task force vii??? idk
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people of tumblr i have incorrect quotes for your ships but it's just me being delusional about whether i actually liked my bf or not




#sam and fiona lore#last time i used that tag we were just friends so i think this is peak lore#fifi talks too much#fiona and jess lore#she's not gonna see this but yk what jess can have a lore tag
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Sugar, spice and everything nice! Everyone's favourite soft gal is finally finished, enjoy Asami's Completed Timeline!
Tag list (ask to be added or removed): @carrionsflower @statichvm @risingsh0t @simonxriley @tommyarashikage @kanos @confidentandgood @unholymilf @florbelles @thedeadthree @shellibisshe @roofgeese @aezyrraeshh @faerune @tekehu @jackiesarch @minaharkers @sergeiravenov @carlosoliveiraa @rosenfey @greenecreek @queennymeria @heroofpenamstan @tethrras @jamessunderlandgf @d-esmond @solasan @bigbywlf @delzinrowe @fenharel @imogenkol
#personal*#jess talks#oc: asami enatsu#my writing#mha oc#bnha oc#anime oc#okay yes i was biased in saying everyones favourite#but now yall can know what made her so kind!#idk if ive ever shared much about her history... so this should do the trick hehe#i stand by what i said before tho#this is deffo the longest one yet#i feel like the jjk gals might overtake her#but for now she is the longest!#purely because i got too invested in being descriptive#but i like writing like that#its the easiest and best way i can make my writing sound good haha#slowly getting more confident in writing anyway#and like i said in rins tags: i LOVE a redemption arc!!!#soft bakugo is my son i fucking adore him#and so does asami hehe#okay byyyeeeeee#enjoy and happy reading!!#lemme know what you think
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Honestly, it’s sad to think about how Miguel was once really close to all the Spider People. He probably had his own easy going and goofy personality, because how else would he get so many of them to join the Spider Society? But then his tragedies happened and he found out what they had to sacrifice, what they had to do. This cool club that they had for fun and to help people turned into a harsh and strict system. You can tell by the interactions Miguel has with everyone that they miss who he used to be.
#miguel o’hara#across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse spoilers#and he was much more childish and talkative in the post cred scene#like the fact he was so close to Peter B that Peter B saw Up Close what happened to Miguel’s adopted fam/verse#that Miguel asked for Peter B’s help in trying to save them#jess seems to have known him for a good while#Also!! i know he has beef with Hobie but i believe they were once very close too#because Miguel somehow convinced Hobie to join him and that’s probably when they were both different people#Also!!! lyla is a villain im calling it#she’s suspicious to me
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