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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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There's a debate to be had about Who The Gayest Character In Doki Doki Literature Club Is, between Sayori going "Yuri's boobs are the same as they've always been, big and beautiful", Monika directly stating she doesn't care about whether or not you're a boy or a girl, Yuri having her whole book gay vibe and her whole thing with Natsuki as well as Being Named Yuri, but then you look at Natsuki "wrote a poem about a judgemental shitty person who hates 'people who like spiders' and says the world is better off without them" "insecure about not having a more 'developed figure'" "noticed Yuri was stuffing her bra (implying she looks at yuri's boobs often)" "calls yuri sexy at one point" "she and yuri wanted to write about the beach and natsuki wrote an extremely romantic poem about being someone's escape and kissing their worries away and proceeded to be tsundere towards yuri about it" "yuri and natsuki basically schedule a date in act 4" DDLC and it's like okay yeah award for gayest character in Doki Doki Literature Club goes to Natsuki

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i cracked the code

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i hope suzanne collins kills mr beast

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the warning signs

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ok guys let’s go to sleep now

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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???

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First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.

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I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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Told @shinraco that she should code her discord bot to respond to all mentions of Fullmetal Alchemist by repeating “Fullmetal Alchemist” like the commercial breaks and she ended up having to shoot the bot dead just to stop what we’d created

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so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”