#but man. shit sucks.

[ruthlesslistener]

Hng. Can't shake the feeling recently that most of the people in the hk fandom have me blocked and that its because they find me insufferable and can't stand me barging into their space and shouting my opinions at max volume. 'S part of the reason I've been so quiet recently. Logically I know that its probs just my paranoia and ocd talking + the fandom is going through a lull but I feel like I've outstayed my welcome and people have finally gotten tired about pretending to tolerate me

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[ilovejayce]

This man turns me on so easily its insane holy shit

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

[monkesupreme]

Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post

[britcision]

Indie ttrpg designers

We seem to be back in the “dnd sucks why don’t you just play Other Games (yours)” and I have a single question for you in return

Do I get to roll a d20?

Because I like the d20

That shape pleases me

I do not wish to roll a random amount of d6s or d8s or any of them other fuckers

I wish to roll the d20 because icosahedrons please me

I will also accept d12 but the other shapes all have less mouthfeel so if that’s what your game’s based on, it is not for me

I’d also prefer more than four stats but I’m not gonna lie it is the shape of the math rocks so like

Rec your d20 based indie ttrpgs friends cuz every single one I’ve opened is them little cube fuckers or the double pyramid and I Require Round

[vaguely-concerned]

from what I infer from some of his dialogue, my guess is that while lucanis hasn't had a proper relationship before he has had one night stands and short term flings. and -- listen, I know he's a dick and a menace and probably a hopeless case but please do still spare illario dellamorte a moment of your thoughts and pity for the role of incredulous yet intrepid wing man that he's all but certainly had to play on several occasions for that to happen. there are 100% people out there who were trying SO fucking hard to get no strings attached laid by this stupidly hot emotionally unavailable mysterious stranger who won't be in town for long without lucanis ever realizing it. people who would have remained tragically unlaid if illario weren't there to clue him in.

I'm just imagining Illario staring in pure dismay and disbelief at his dumbass of a cousin failing to pick up what someone isn't just putting down but scattering all over the floor like glittery confetti burning with a magnesium flame brightness to spell out 'SIR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RAIL ME THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ENTHUSIASTIC INVITATION TO MY BED' and having to push him out the door after them like 'maker's breath sometimes i don't understand how you have the wits to grip the right end of a knife, lucanis, they were throwing themselves at you and you just stared at them in mild puzzlement until they gave up and went away go fucking GET THEM for the sake of my sanity if nothing else!!!'

[sansbyshipper]

I do not accept Oscar being evil.

@somerandomdudelmao He can't be. He just got new brain cells

[crismakesstuff]

ponyfies your superhero show 🐎🌟

[cookiekitkat8484]

It has come to my attention that people who haven't read the comics don't realise Wallace was the one who harassed scott into being his friend. Like he saw that nerd at uni and went oh yeah that's my guy now. This bitch would not shut up and showed up at his house uninvited to hang out till scott gave in and befriended him, then they got suuuper drunk and scott let him crash at his. He comes to family dinners, is best friends with his sister, and chats to his mum.

He despises envy more than anything and is furious when she tries to mess with his life again and scott gets hurt, so he cooks him breakfast and comforts him. He coaches scott in fighting and helps with strategies so he doesn't get his ass kicked. He bullies him to leave the house because there's a heatwave and he wants to make sure he doesn't get heatstroke. Like they're close enough Wallace walks around in his underwear (though scott whines about it).

I've seen people assume Wallace supports scott out of pity but that man is a bitch and morally questionable (affectionate), I do not think he would put up with it at all if he didn't want him around, especially given he can barely afford to support them both. When they stop living together he doesn't just kick him out it's because their landlord kicks them out, he actively enchorages scott to move in with Ramona out of care for him and offers to stay with him if he needs it, though ends up signing a lease with his boyfriend (in his defence scott didn't ask for him to stay and decided to try make things work with Ramona) but still let's him stay at the new apartment with them when Ramona kicks him out.

Yeah he's mean to scott sometimes and makes fun of him/is brutally honest but he basically became part of Scott's family and part of that is calling people out when they're being a total jackass and teasing them, he's that kinda guy and scott knows that he doesn't actually hate him or something. Yeah scott will do puppy dog eyes if he wants something but wallace is frequently nice to him on his own initiative and scotts not a suck up to Wallace, he can be a bitch right back at him.

They're a really important part of each other's lives. though I can understand people not familiar with the characters who watched the show thinking Wallace doesn't care about scott being gone, literally all the characters reacted super casually. Bryan has tried to clarify his way of trying to cope is him "being a jerk"/disconnecting/acting apathetic. Also in the show o'malley basically confirms Wallace had feelings for scott and that was why he had the affair with Todd and you can quote him on that, aswell as scott admitting how they became roomates was "somewhat gay" in the comics, so there's definitely some weird more than friends emotional mess tied in there.

comic panels i reference under the cut

TLDR wallace lives with him because he cares about him, whether you read that as still somewhat romantic or now platonic, with either interpretations fitting better with different versions of the story

[gordon-freeman-phd]

An almost Valentine

[danielcalmdown]

Writing be like: he him he he he he him his his him picked picks put puts puts put takes takes takes takes grabs grabbed moved moves walked walked walked stopped stops stop stops turns turns turned turned turns looked looks looks looked looked looks looked looked sees sees saw sees saw says said says says said says said there here there where there tries tried tried tried tries

[skippingthroughfields]

one thing that's missing from these convos about amc not submitting assad zaman for a golden globes nom that makes it 10x more malicious on amc's part is that a nomination isn't just like oh... ~simple appreciation for an actor's performance. even if there's no win, it results in a profile boost for these actors & them being able to command a higher salary when it comes to future projects. it's something that gets notice on their CV. these studios and networks love being able to market their shit with things like "starring golden globe nominee john doe" or "emmy winner jane doe." the emmys are more prestigious than the golden globes which are more prestigious than the critics choice awards (the one they submitted him for with two other actors lol). actors get nominated and have the opportunity to get attention from social media posts, article mentions, attending the red carpet, having their name announced and a little clip of their acting shown. that's not nothing! attention from possible new fans, publications, execs, peers, producers, directors, fashion houses & other industries which could lead to $$$ and sponsorships. I won't make any presumptions about the cast's finances but I do know amc is probably not paying them their worth, least of all the bangladeshi muslim who barely had any major roles in tv/film prior to the show.

there are fees and costs associated with submitting for awards consideration and FYC ads. the network basically took a look at assad's brown skin and name and said they don't think he's worth the money over the white actor who had less screentime and narrative importance (to the season ig) which is absolutely crazy lmao. it shouldn't be controversial to say that and you can't not discuss this without bringing up sam's name. this has nothing to do with whether he "deserved" to be submitted (and even if I said he doesn't deserve it over assad who's gonna beat my ass?). this white man isn't being persecuted by conversations about blatant racism. but I'd expect nothing less from this fanbase x.

[eelnoise]

vexed

nsfw! 18+ MDNI!

zoro x fem!reader cw: wall sex, thighfucking, teasing, dom!zoro, just smut an: the zoro version of that law fic. once again way longer than i intended. tagging: @bby-deerling @themushroomofdeath @kaizokuniichan @sleepymarimo @willowbelle

Zoro’s nearing his limit with you tonight. All evening you’ve been intentionally flaunting yourself at him, wearing those shorts that hug your thighs just right, tucking your hair behind your ear to show off the skin of your neck that begs him to mark, and if the slow, carefully thought out traces of your fingers along his arm down to his thigh under the dinner table strikes flame into his skin, then the obvious grin when he catches you is salt upon the wound. You would do this – spring these acts upon him when he least expects it. You know just when to test him and just what he likes. He knows that you know it, and he knows that you know that it works every single time.

One more mischievous attempt at temptation and his remaining will wanes. No sooner are plates cleared of food when Zoro grips your wrist and all but drags you through the dining room doors and down to the aquarium bar – kicking the door open and ushering you inside before quickly locking it behind him.

You begin to say something, but your words are swallowed whole when you're cornered against a nearby wall by Zoro’s enveloping presence. His hand reaches to gently grip your jaw between a thick index finger and thumb, directing your face to better meet his. “You’re not subtle,” he notes, a glimmer of something soft in his eye in contrast to the more fiendish smile that he wears upon his lips. “Ya know that, right sweetheart?” 

The rare use of the pet name is enough to make your mind buzz with desire, but the low, rasp timbre of his voice so close to you has your entire body twitching with need. “Seems to have worked well enough, though.” You manage to tease a reply through a sickeningly sweet smile, letting your hands trail slowly up his chest to entwine over his shoulders.

Zoro chuckles and drags his thumb softly across your cheek. “You're not gettin’ off that easy,” he chides with a smirk before leaning forward to capture your lips to his in an equal parts hungry, eager, and passionate kiss.Your fingers tangle in his mossy tresses and Zoro locks an arm around your waist and pulls you close, letting out a low groan when you tangle your tongue with his and deepening the already seemingly endless embrace. 

He swallows down every single sigh, whine, and writhe whole. One of his hands cups your cheek while the other slides down to the curve of your ass, squeezing it with enough force to make you squeal. Zoro snickers into you, pleased with the reaction given to him. Though it's your turn to reciprocate when you reply with a roll of your hips against the obvious bulge in his jeans. 

“Now,” Zoro murmurs, breaking away from you with a final nibble to your lower lip. He motions downward with a quick nod of his head and presses his pelvis to yours. “This is what ya wanted, yeah?” 

His gaze is heavy, yet you feel lighter beneath it. “Mhm,” You begin, nodding at him from behind your crave-filled expression and kiss-swollen lips. “Wanted it all evening, can’t believe you made me wait this long!” The last word drags out from pursed lips with clear content to tease, and you feel his shoulder muscles tense under your fingertips.

“Then get it out.” Zoro growls. “Show me.”

Exhaling a breath you have no memory of taking, your hands trail down his chest kissing along his jaw and collarbone while your fingers fiddle with the hem of his trousers. It takes but a moment to slide his cock free, thick and leaky and as inviting as ever. Zoro hisses when your fingers grip the base of his shaft, the touch he's ached for all evening finally coming to fruition.

His sizable length twitches against the palm of your hand as you glide it up the sensitive skin, and suddenly Zoro’s lips are on yours once more. He kisses you hard, saliva dripping down both of your chins before he dips his head to press the assault on your neck. You stroke him slowly, living for the small but irresistible sighs he emits between nips and sucks to your throat.

Both of Zoro’s hands come to purchase on either side of your waist, and you feel yourself being turned around manually. “Hands on the wall, lose the shorts.”

Complying, you hastily pull down and step out of your clothing. You hear a faint “Fuck…” from the man behind you at the sight of your lack of underwear, exposing yourself to both him and the cool air of the aquarium. 

Zoro’s attention is narrowed in on your pussy, and even in the dim light of the room he can see your folds glisten and drool with anticipation. He’s back upon you in seconds, one hand gripping your hip as the other slides down your spine to ease you into an arch. “That’s it,” he coos, moving to align himself with you. “Perfect.”

You brace yourself when he teases your entrance with the head of his cock, biting your lip to hold back a moan that you’re sure would escape your throat – but Zoro simply slides past it to rub himself along your slick. His thrusts are slow and meant with enough friction to tease at your clit, and, fuck, is it working. Soon enough you’re meeting every slither across your core, grinding your sex back and forth on his until he hastens his pace.

You’re so wet that the sound of your juices squelching against him makes him dig his nails into the soft flesh of your hips, earning him both a wail of pleasure and a throb of desire. Though Zoro notices when you attempt to keep him in place when his tip slips inside of you, squeezing your thighs together tightly and whining when he denies you. 

“Zoro, please–” You breathe, clenching your hands against the wooden wall into fists and standing on the tips of your toes in a fruitless bid to goad him into giving what you want. “Fuck me already!” 

“Why should I?” He gloats, raising a hand to smack your ass before leaning forward to envelop your body below him, earrings clicking together as he lowers his lips to your ear.. “After what ya did tonight, how much do ya deserve it?” Zoro’s voice dances around in your head and nearly makes you dizzy, and when he flicks his tongue along the shell of your ear you swear that you can feel true delirium. 

“Tell me.”

“So bad!” You break, bouncing off his pelvis as fast as his grip on you will allow and throwing your head backward to the heavens above. “Please, I need it so bad!” The wails and pleas are genuine, a tried and true song to his ears, and he wants to cave – wants to lose himself in you again and again and again. 

At the end of all things, he enjoys these moments with you – regardless of how things begin. It’s a privilege he never tires of being given, and with a series of soft kisses to your ear, and a few nibbles to your shoulder he finally slides himself fully within you and smiles into your skin at your cry of elation. 

“Then you’ll get it, pretty thing.”

[lavellaned]

I think my official stance on this game is: it’s bad. Very little to nothing redeemable about it.

I’m someone who notoriously likes “bad” games (fallout 4 is one of my fav games of all time, is it good? No. Do I love it? Yes) and generally have no problem with suspension of disbelief when it comes to video games, but I just can’t do it with veilguard.

The writing sucks, I care very little for the characters, and the constant egregious retcons and destroying of lore throughout are slaps in the face one after another. This was a fumble of astronomical proportions 10 years in the making.

Veilguard is just a several hour long death knell of a beloved world and franchise, and because of that it is just a genuinely unpleasant experience throughout.

[wasyago]

uhh umm uhm random stuff