#but man. kitkat is a fucking asshole.

[houseofwolvess]

welp. kitkat ripped the kitten's fucking ear open. merry christmas

[corroded-hellfire]

Prompt Day 30: Fame and Fortune

Words: 1000

Rating: T

Pairing: Eddie x Reader

CW: language

Summary: When rockstar Eddie and his actress wife go to buy a sports car, their salesman has a familiar face

@corrodedcoffinfest

Eddie didn’t think his life could get much better. He’s a Grammy Award winning rockstar in a band with his best friends, he’s married to you, a smoking hot Oscar Award winning actress, and you two have your dream life all planned out. Where you want to live, how many kids you want to have, and even what cars you want to drive.

Which leads you to a Ferrari dealership in Chicago. It’s not where you live, but if you happen to find a car you fall in love with, you have more than enough money to have it delivered to your home.

The two of you step into the pristine white building, Eddie’s hand held snugly in yours. A dealer makes his way out of the offices in the back to greet you, and you hear Eddie let out a surprised scoff. You turn your head to look at him in question, but he’s looking straight ahead at the shorter man approaching you.

“Well, long time no see,” Eddie says once the man is close enough.

The salesman looks cowed. There’s a pained pinch to his face, like Eddie is the last person he wants to see and this is the last place he wants to be.

“Welcome in,” the man says. He looks from your husband to you. “My name is Jason. What can I help you with today?”

Eddie’s hand falls from your own and he stretches his arm out and over your shoulders. A glance in his direction shows a satisfied smirk on his pretty face.

“The wife and I would like to purchase a new car. Thought we’d test drive some Ferrari’s and see if anything catches our attention.”

“Uh, sure,” Jason says, slipping his hands into the pockets of his khakis. “I’ll meet you outside and we’ll take a look at some cars?”

“Sounds good,” Eddie says.

He steers you towards the side door while Jason heads toward the offices.

The shit-eating grin on your husband’s face confuses you and the moment you step outside, you question him.

“What’s going on?” you ask.

“That shrimp is one Jason Carver,” he says as you wander between cars.

It takes a moment for the name to click. You skid to a stop, causing Eddie’s arm to slip from your shoulders.

“That’s the guy who was such an asshole to you in high school?”

The shock on your face only adds to Eddie’s giddiness.

“That’s him.”

“Ugh,” you groan as you start to walk through the sea of Ferrari’s again.

“Aw, baby!” It’s Eddie’s turn to come to a halt. He grabs your hands and excitedly bounces on the balls of his feet. “Can we please, please, please act like douchey rich snobs? You’re an actress, think of it as an exercise.”

You can’t help but laugh. He drops your hands and you reach up to cup his face.

“Let’s fuck with the asshole,” you agree.

By the time Jason comes out to meet you, you and Eddie have narrowed it down to two different cars you’d like to test drive: a red Ferrari and a yellow one.

Eddie slips into the driver’s seat for the test drive of the red one. As soon as he pulls out onto the main road and lets it get up to speed, he prompts you for the first bit of fake snobbery.

“What do you think, sweetheart?”

A long-suffering sigh escapes your lips as you lean back in your seat, wearing the most bored facial expression that you can manage.

“Ferraris have a reputation for speed,” you say, “but they don’t have the same level of meticulous craftsmanship found in an Aston Martin.”

Eddie has to dig his teeth into his bottom lip to keep from laughing. This act is so in contrast to your true personality last night when you found a fun sized KitKat in the bottom of your purse and were excited about it for the rest of the day.

“Ferrari’s have a more aerodynamic design than Aston Martins, which allows them to have a more aggressive and efficient performance,” Jason says from the back seat.

You don’t bother with a response, only humming a small, uninterested “mm” before turning your head to gaze out the window.

When you arrive back at the dealership, it’s your turn to get behind the wheel of the yellow sports car and Eddie’s turn to come up with obnoxious things to say.

“It’s really minimalist in here, isn’t it?” Eddie asks, inspecting the dials and buttons built into the dashboard. “You wouldn’t even know it’s a Ferrari if you didn’t look at the emblem on the steering wheel.”

“And it doesn’t ride as smoothly as the Porsche I drove in my last movie,” you add.

“Was it a prop car?” Jason asks.

You let out an offended snort.

“Absolutely not. You think I can’t tell the difference?”

“Oh no, that’s not what I meant to imply,” Jason says apologetically.

It’s the closest you and Eddie come to bursting out laughing.

“Was that in the superhero movie, baby?” Eddie asks.

“Hmm? Oh no, I drove a Lamborghini in that one,” you brag. “Which also rode smoother than this.”

This time when you get back to the dealership, Jason can’t get out of the car fast enough. You and Eddie share an amused look as you trail behind him back towards the building. Something tells you that Jason is going to be getting a drink after work tonight.

“So, what did you really think, babe?” you ask Eddie quietly, slipping your arm around his waist.

“I actually really liked the red one,” he admits with a laugh. “I’d hate to give him commission on a sale, though.”

“Aww, Eds,” you coo. “But then you’ll be the bigger man.”

“True.” Eddie considers. “Eh, what the hell? Then I can also hold being the bigger person over himl.”

You can’t help but giggle. It’s not exactly what you meant, but you can hardly blame him.

[northwest-cryptid]

I do honestly think it's really interesting how willing people are to look past things they dislike when it's being used/done by someone they do, but they'll still attack individuals for the same shit.

Like "AI is bad" unless it's being done by someone like Dougdoug, in which case most people are largely able to look past the idea that AI is bad, this is likely because it's being used in such a way where the AI is very obvious and open; and because it's being used for comedy. The thing is, anyone using AI has the ability to use it in this way; but the concept that "AI can be used ethically and in a fun way that doesn't hurt people" isn't considered on a larger scale. It becomes more of an "AI is bad, but if you're popular enough to get away with it; have fun."

Or "Chocolate is literally created via slave labor, buying or enjoying chocolate contributes to slavery." Unless you're that guy who makes chocolate sculptures for tiktok and shit. In which case we'll just focus on the fact you're weaving chocolate or something, and not pay any mind to the sheer amount of chocolate you're using and the fact that this likely covers more money going to the same slave labor chocolate production as like 100 individuals buying a kitkat on lunch because they want a snack. People look past all of this because the art he makes with chocolate is undeniably impressive and fun to watch.

Don't even get me started on "racism is bad, portraying minorities as stereotypes and especially making them antagonistic in media is wrong..." Unless you're Mihoyo in which case you'll find extreme success with Genshin Impact despite literally referencing Native American people for your main fodder enemies; people are willing to look past this because I guess the game is fun and the waifus are hot? I don't know man I don't play racist games.

Misogyny is wrong and sexism in the workplace, or as a cultural norm needs to be dealt with; and indie companies need to be held to the same professional standards as anyone else; but if you're ProjectMoon you get a weird pass on throwing such a shitstorm that you not only get your game momentarily boycott but you also can't handle your business connections well enough to manage not having an entire webcomic shut down. Yea WonderLab is now lost media congratulations, the whole of your shitty business dealings came to light; underpaying staff and treating third parties like garbage because "you're just a little indie company uwu" when you've been raking in the big bucks for a while now. Don't worry though because your audience is too attached to [Blorbo From My Games] to give you any real backlash that will negatively effect your company.

So like, what then? Am I saying we should demonize all these people?

Well no actually that's not the case, though I DO think you should boycott Genshin on the grounds it IS racist; and you absolutely should boycott Limbus Company until the company behind it can get their act together and stop being sexist assholes and generally a shitty company.

That being said, if you think I'm trying to attack dougdoug or the chocolate man who's name escapes me at the moment; you can't be further from my point. My point here is to stop attacking people overall; seek solutions to the problem without attacking the individuals. If you see me, as a single individual buying a kitkat on my lunch break; this is not the time to inform me that I'm somehow contributing to slavery before you go off and reblog "he's weaving chocolate!?!?!" As if that's not literally far worse than what I'm doing.

"But I CAN effect what YOU'RE doing, I can't tell him he's contributing to slavery and make him stop!" Why not?

I mean seriously why the fuck not? You understand these people are only given power by the viewers who support them right? The people who buy their products, the people who give them money.

If he can find a way of supporting businesses that don't use or profit from slave labor then great that's a fantastic change. Similar to how Dougdoug not only writes most of his own scripts but uses AI in such a way that it's ethical, it doesn't involve stealing or victims.

The take away there should be that it's possible to use these things in a way that doesn't hurt people, this is why I think it's different from companies like Mihoyo and ProjectMoon as much as taking any shots at ProjectMoon sucks as a fan of their games; I think sexism and anti-capitalism is more important than some blorbo from my games. That's why I'm not only not spending money on Limbus, but I'm not even playing; I refuse to inflate their user numbers and give them the marketability. I refuse to tell them that doing wrong doesn't have consequences.

"Yea but are you actually doing anything? Does it actually matter?" Well yes and no, yes because if I don't do anything then nothing will happen, nothing will change; nothing will get better. However no because I'm just one person, and if you've ever worked retail and heard the classic "you just lost a customer!" You know as well as I that one person on their own doesn't matter much in the grand scheme of it all when it comes to things like overall company success. However if we all keep giving these racist, sexist, and just generally scummy companies our money and time and activity to market; because "I'm just one person" then nothing is ever going to snowball into a noticeable amount of people.

Boycotts don't work unless a majority of people participate; and I'm sorry but the reason these companies make what they make is to pander to your impulse, to your attention; they prey on your weakness to not be able to break free from them.

That's WHY Genshin has so many waifus and husbandos and bullshit like that; they prey on your inability to control your emotions and thus you will continue to spend money for a chance to obtain your favorite characters and once you do you have an attachment to them; you spent god knows how much money to get them; you invested so much time in getting the currency to roll/pull/draw for them.

That's WHY Limbus Company writes the characters and content they do; because they know you're too invested now; they aren't worried about a silly boycott because they've seen it won't matter. They already know all they need to do is keep releasing more content, and you'll keep playing, you'll keep spending money on it; you'll keep getting hype for whatever comes next. It doesn't matter if you think they're a sexist company, if you think they're capitalist scum; because you're still playing their game, you're still giving them money, you're still supporting them.

This is even true of Tumblr, and it's what I always say when people bring up the fact tumblr isn't listening to anyone telling them about the whole issue of transphobia on this site.

Yea of course tumblr isn't going to listen to you, you're still here. They don't care what you say as long as you still use their site; so long as you still provide them with content, so long as you still inflate their numbers and make their site profitable. You can do whatever you want they're not going to care; if you actually make a big enough stink to make the site unmarketable they'll just precisely ban you, remove the evidence; and move on. They won't ban everyone; if they did that they wouldn't have content; they're only going to lift a finger to bring down the hammer where it absolutely must be done.

Tumblr's CEO went off site to attack a trans girl and while everyone complains about it, we're all still fucking here aren't we? So they absolutely do not care that you know, they absolutely do not care that you're talking about it. In fact god knows that if a post like this ever got super popular and my voice started to matter; I'd just be banned, I'd just be removed with surgical precision; ensuring they leave enough of you all here to keep the ecosystem alive and well so they remain profitable.

I think people point fingers and accuse and blame and throw shade way too much, I don't get on people for AI bullshit for a lot of reasons; but the biggest is that if someone is misusing AI that's the fault of the individual; the person actually doing the theft; not the AI, you don't blame a hammer for breaking a vase; you blame whoever swung it.

Tumblr is a melting pot of various people with various views on things and it's so tiresome to see these sort of half baked moral points getting thrown around "hey if you're not boycotting this you're bad and wrong and a horrible person" okay great, you're not boycotting things I think you should be though so does that make YOU a bad person? It's all fucking relative and honestly unless everyone bands together to make change it's not going to happen, so either agree on something and stick to it; band together and better the world around you; or stop attacking each other for the sins of big companies.

[nerdy-willowsthetic]

𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚓𝚊𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 #𝟸 𝚏𝚝 (𝚢/𝚗)!!

𝗔𝗞𝗔 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧-𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗖-𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗙𝗬 𝗤𝗨𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗩𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗 ❗️❗️❗️❗️🗣🗣🗣

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

jasmine : Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

dwayne: You sleep with a teddybear.

jasmine : He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

jasmine : *on the phone* Hey dwayne, do you know my blood type?

dwayne: Of course, it's B-.

jasmine : Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

dwayne: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

jasmine : Killed without hesitation.

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

jasmine : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

*#samejasmine*

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

jasmine , dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

dwayne: …What does that even mean?!

*this could actually work in a way– cups,forks,plates,spoons...*

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

dwayne: *pulls back the curtain while jasmine is showering*

dwayne: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

dwayne: You've got to act tough, jasmine ! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

jasmine : Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. jasmine , standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

*LMAOOOO THIS IS FUNNY TO ME 😄*

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

jasmine : Can I have some?

dwayne, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

(y/n): If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, jasmine !

*Neither of them die*

jasmine : …

(y/n): …

jasmine : So do you wanna talk about somethi-

(y/n): No thank you-

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

(y/n): dwayne, you're an asshole, man.

dwayne: You are what you eat (y/n).

jasmine: *chokes on drink*

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

jasmine : Pfft, you should meet (y/n), they're such a tsundere.

dwayne: They... they just stabbed you.

jasmine : So cute.

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

(y/n), cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

dwayne, standing in front of (y/n): *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*

(y/n), crying: Please...stop...

*dwayne would ironically eat a KitKat bar like that irl idk why*

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┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ . ࣪☾⭑┊ ┊ ┊ . ⋆ ۫┊ ┊ . ★.˚┊ . ˚☆ ࣪⊹˖ִ𑁤 Ԝ𝖱𝖨ΤΤ𝖤𝖭 𝖡𝖸 𝖭𝖤𝖱𝖣𝖸-𝖦U𝖭Ζ ᝪ𝖭 ΤU𝖬𝖡𝖫𝖱.ᐟ ִֶָ ༘⋆

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 286: VESTIGE ANTICS ARE A GO

Previously on BnHA: Deku was all “what’s the record for most consecutive bone breaks within the span of a single minute” and, without waiting for an answer, proceeded to unleash roughly 17 Smashes onto Tomura. Kacchan was all “THAT DOES IT, I’M TAKING THE REINS OF THIS SHITSHOW” and carried Endeavor and Shouto up to where the action was so Endeavor could hit Tomura with a Prominence Burn. AFO was all “Tomura would you rather burn to death or let me take over your body” and Tomura was all “...” and so AFO TOOK OVER and was all “STABBITY STABBITY” and used his Stabbing Quirk to do some Good Old Fashioned STABBIN’. First he stabbed Endeavor, and then he was all “hee and now I’m gonna stab Deku”, but Kacchan was all “SIR THAT’S MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT RIVAL” and so he rushed on in AND GOT HIMSELF STABBED INSTEAD. And so basically THIS PAST WHOLE WEEK HAS BEEN A RIDE, LET ME TELL YOU.

Today on BnHA: Kacchan is all “sup Deku lemme just downplay how I totally took this fatal blow for you just now” before he dramatically passes out and is caught by Todoroki “BTDUBS I CAN FLY NOW” Shouto, who is also carrying his dad because the kids really are just doing it all, here. AllForRaki Tomura For One is all “HAHA BAKUGOU IS PRETTY DUMB”, at which point Deku just LOSES IT ENTIRELY and ASCENDS INTO A NEW PLANE OF FURY LIKE A LITTLE GREEN RAGE BUDDHA. But then like two seconds later Tomura is all “ANYWAY, SO” and FUCKING TOUCHES DEKU’S FACE, CAUSING THE TWO OF THEM TO ASTROPROJECT INTO THE FREAKY OFA/AFO MINDSCAPE BECAUSE THIS CHAPTER IS BANANAS. Vestige!AFO is all “reports of my demise were greatly exaggerated but aren’t you glad I saved your life though, Tomura”, while Tomura is all “!!” because he’s hopefully starting to get A Clue, and meanwhile Deku just stands there watching all “what the fuck.” The chapter ends with SHIMURA MCFUCKING NANA showing up all, “HI, I HEARD SOME BITCHES WERE TRYING TO HAVE A GIRL POWER ARC, AND THEY DIDN’T INVITE ME.” Go on, Nana. Give ‘em hell.

you guys. I’m not normally one to take pleasure in another human being’s misfortune. BUT THAT SAID, there are exceptions to every rule, and so let’s just say certain events have transpired early this morning which have PUT ME IN A VERY, LET’S JUST SAY, NOT-TERRIBLE MOOD which this chapter will hopefully improve upon!!

oh my god Deku’s one non-fucked-up eye that he still has control over is SO WIDE YOU GUYS

hmm I know I shouldn’t be all (゜▽゜) while the two of them are all (； ▼ Д ▼) (⁰ Д゜;) ... and yet here we are. btw I’m worried tumblr’s formatting will ruin those two emojis which I worked so hard to get just right so I’m gonna repost them on another line here just in case

(； ▼ Д ▼) (⁰ Д゜;) that’s them. Kacchan and Deku. my boys 

HERE COMES THE CHEESY “JUST GOT STABBED BETTER PLAY IT OFF ALL COOL!!!” ONE LINER OH MY GOD

(ETA: really love how my son, with what for all he knows could be his dying breaths, decides that the absolute most important thing is to preserve his selfish asshole facade so as not to fuck up his status quo with his rival. “LOOKEE HERE I GOT MYSELF ALL STABBED AND SHIT FOR YOU, BUT I TOTALLY JUST DID IT BECAUSE I WAS TIRED OF YOU GETTING ALL THE COOL HERO MOMENTS” yeah, that’s right! SELFLESS MOTIVATIONS, WHAT ARE THOSE sob.

also tbh I’m glad they didn’t delve any further into their feelings right here and now because this really isn’t the place or time for it sadly. WE WILL JUST PUT THOSE ON HOLD UNTIL AFTER THE ARC ENDS, when they are all recovering from their various wounds and traumas and have time to catch up and have some long-overdue heart-to-hearts. it deserves its own chapter or two or three. maybe time to head back to Ground Beta once they’re healthy? “healthy” perhaps being a relative term given their current condition fjsdjkf.)

by the way it looks from here like only the ones through his torso and shoulder actually hit, so that’s something at least. WE’VE LOST ENOUGH LEGS TODAY. I need to conserve my remaining puns

MEANWHILE TOMURA IS HAVING A CRISIS

ARE YOU MAD AT YOUR EVIL DAD TOMURA. HE JUST WON’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER WILL HE, THAT GUY

anyway so it looks like Kacchan might have caught a break here because AFO/Tomura is pulling the stabby quirk activation tendril things back out! rip, “Kacchan vs. Deku part 3″ theories

p.s. I got ALL CAUGHT UP IN THE DRAMA and thus glossed over the chapter title which is “one among us”! hmmm this is definitely AFO/OFA related, calling it now. ooh lord I am excited

NOW MY SON IS DRAMATICALLY FALLING

THE BLOOD FROM THE MOUTH OOF NOT GOOD AHHHH. DEKU’S FACE AHHHH. HIS BODY JUST WENT TOTALLY LIMP DID HE PASS OUT AHHHH. SOMEONE CATCH HIM!!

BY HIS FOOT, SHOUTO?!

well NOT EXACTLY THE MOST GRACEFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN, but we’ll allow it because HOLY SHIT BOY. ARE YOU ALREADY CARRYING YOUR DAD ON TOP OF THAT?? HORIKOSHI PLEASE CONFIRM, IS TODOROKI MOTHERFUCKING SHOUTO FUCKING FLYING AROUND UNBALANCED AF ON HIS ONE FLAMEY LEG, CARRYING HIS 500 LB POP AND NOW HIS FLOPPY PASSED OUT BEST FRIEND AS WELL?!? HOLY SHIT TODO?!?!

LADIES AND GENTLEFRIENDS OF THE VILLAIN STANDOM, FEAR NOT, TOMURA’S HAIR IS THE FIRST THING THAT GREW BACK LOL

even before his eyeballs kfldkakjk. which, btw, how does he even know what’s going on right now? “this fight has shed a lot of useless blood” sdkmkjl okay well (1) WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT, AGAIN??, (2) SERIOUSLY THOUGH, HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU STABBED?? ARE YOU EFFECTIVELY BLIND FOR THE NEXT FEW SECONDS HERE, WHAT’S GOING ON, and lastly (3) I seriously can’t tell if this is AFO or Tomura talking right now. or are they going back and forth?? help this is so confusing

HEY

THE DISRESPECT. I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW KACCHAN ANGST IS NEVER USELESS!!

AND NOW HE’S BACK TO THE STABBING JFKJLKJLF I AM NOT TOO HAPPY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW MISTER

okay and now we’re cutting to some quick panels of the unconscious Aizawa, Gran, and Ryuukyuu, along with the “still conscious but in a very real sense might as well not be counted” Manual who is really having a day, that poor guy

anyway but then there’s also some dialogue boxes being all “if you act out of rage your power will respond accordingly, the most important part is to keep your head clear.” which I’m like 90% sure is Deku/OFA related, but honestly NOTHING ABOUT THIS CHAPTER IS CLEAR SO FAR YOU GUYS. except for the Shouto-is-a-badass part anyway

HMM YEP I’M GONNA GO WITH DEKU-RELATED

it must be a callback to some line I’m forgetting. maybe Lariat explaining Blackwhip to him that one time. probably should have been in italics if it was a flashback quote, but hey. anyways the point is Deku is absolutely, 100% following this advice to the letter (/s)

(ETA: yep I’m almost positive this is the same quote from chapter 213. “listen, when you use this power out of anger, it’ll really start working for you. what really matters is controlling your heart.” which is still one of the weirdest pieces of advice in the entire series, but basically I think he was just trying to tell him it’s okay to get mad, so long as it’s calmly mad. like, controlled fury, as opposed to this white-hot berserker nonsense he’s been running on as of late. anyways I do still love me some shounen rage all the same but Lariat has a point.)

...

it took me a minute to realize THOSE WERE DEKU’S EYES. holy --

AND ANOTHER MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT DEKU FUCKING GRABBED THE ACTIVATION TENDRIL WITH HIS BUSTED UP OFA HANDS AND BIT INTO IT WITH HIS RABID OFA JAWS AND SNAPPED THAT SHIT LIKE A FUCKING KITKAT KLJLKSJDLKJFLK WOOOOOOOO I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING BUT GODDAMN. POWER MOVE

(ETA: this is a two-page spread omg. I didn’t even realize at first. this scan ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT DO THIS BADASS PAGE ANY KIND OF JUSTICE but I can’t wait to see the real deal on Sunday holy shit.)

LMAO

DEKU RAGED SO HARD HE TURNED INTO AN ANGRY GHOST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FKLSKG

(ETA: he actually looks a bit like the Vestiges/Kurogiri tbh.)

meanwhile Tomura basically has the exact same face I would have had in his position. yeah for real man. I don’t even know

p.s. WHEN will people learn to STOP INSULTING KACCHAN IN DEKU’S PRESENCE. WHEN, I ASK!!

WHAT IN THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK

if this was a physical page I was holding I would have FLUNG THAT SHIT AWAY LIKE THERE WAS A SPIDER CRAWLING ON IT. WHAT THE FUCK

HOT DAMN. well uh. so that’s SUPER DISTURBING, what a lovely panel of Tomura’s melted face slowly growing back while his ears lag behind, and meanwhile that little scar that had been growing and growing and which at one point certain people (ME) thought might turn him into a BEAUTIFUL BUTTERLY instead RIPS HIS FACE IN HALF to reveal the KINDER EGG AFO SURPRISE UNDERNEATH AHHHHH TAKE IT BACK

THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T LET MAD SCIENTISTS PERFORM EXPERIMENTS ON YOU, KIDS. PSA. JUST SAY NO

-- NO!!!

HORIKOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck

oh my god. I almost would have rather cut away right after the Kacchan incident than freaking cut away NOW of all times, jesus. THAT’S JUST A BITCH MOVE, IS WHAT THAT IS. if we don’t cut back within the next three pages I SWEAR TO GOD

anyway so GUESS WHAT GIGANTOMACHIA’S DOING YOU GUYS. if you guessed “the exact same thing he was doing last time we saw him” then you are absolutely right, because it was actually PRETTY EASY TO GUESS

anyway but he says he detects “master’s scent”, except that there’s apparently two of them. interesting! one in Tartarus and one in Jakku, right? lol Horikoshi has burned me so many times already with his excruciatingly slow reveal of this that I’m not gonna hold my breath just yet, but I’ll get the hype train warmed up JUST IN CASE

okay so meanwhile in downtown Jakku, the heroes are handing off the civilians over to the police and rescue forces while they prepare to engage with “the villain”, by which I assume they mean Gigantomachia. does this mean Iida and Ochako are gonna fight Machia you guys omg

OOH!!!

“PLEASE INFORM THEM ON FOOT” well I know a certain SPEEDY BOI who would be PERFECT for that job oh my. make haste, Tenyar FastmLeggy

WAIT WHICH WAY ARE THEY HEADING

ARE THEY HEADING TOWARDS MACHIA OR TOWARDS DEKU AND AFO

so rather than answering my VERY PERTINENT question, Ochako is instead spending an entire page thinking about how their complete clusterfuck of a life keeps getting exponentially worse all the time! well but she’s not wrong though

NOW SHE’S ALL “GUYS...!” and, rather than explaining ANYTHING AT ALL, Horikoshi is again cutting back to THIS, OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(ETA: good thing Kacchan wasn’t awake to see his dramatic “I’ll just get myself impaled for Deku’s sake” plan result in this outcome ALL OF TWENTY SECONDS LATER smdh.)

I ACTUALLY PREFER MY DEKUS NON-CRUMBLED, THANKS. ALSO JUST ON A SIDE NOTE, POOR SHOUTO THOUGH. THE LAST NINETY SECONDS OR SO HAVE BEEN ENOUGH NIGHTMARE FUEL FOR A LIFETIME HAVEN’T THEY

so now he’s all “MIDORIYA!!!” because OF COURSE HE IS. his best friend just got impaled, and his dad too, and now he fully expects to see his other best friend crumble to dust right before his eyes holy shit. T R A U M A ™

-- !!!

somehow in the excitement of the moment I forgot his actual goal for a sec lol. meaning I instantaneously switched from HORRIFIED to GRINNING LIKE A MANIAC :D :D :D come on OFA time to show him what’s what

AND NOW WE’RE SWITCHING OVER TO EVERYONE’S FAVORITE TRIPPY DREAM LANDSCAPE FOR ADDITIONAL DRAMA, WELL OKAY

I’M ON BOARD WITH THIS, WHATEVER. also it’s becoming increasingly apparent that Deku is in fact nekkid underneath that mystical cloud bs, so let’s hope one of his remaining yet-to-be-unlocked quirks is a pants-conjuring quirk lulz

“this place...” yeah we all fucking know what this place is son, let’s get on with this. by my count we’ve only got four pages left so PLEASE BUDGET THEM WISELY

OH MY

holy shit. I have so many screaming thoughts about this lol but I just want to keep on reading lkjlkjlkjl okay I’ll come back later and edit them in, how’s that

OR MAYBE I’LL JUST RANT ABOUT THEM NOW GODDAMMIT

shit. okay let me just try and sum this up as quick as I can

so just in case it wasn’t already crystal clear, AFO’s soul being roommates with Tomura’s seems to be just about 100% confirmed now. good for you, All For One For All theory!! the “Kacchan loses his quirk” theory died so that you might live on in glory

AFO does seem to have almost fully taken control now. it looks like Tomura’s still fighting back, but AFO clearly has the upper hand now if their body language is any indication. Tomura on his knees with AFO calmly holding him down and ignoring his struggles... not looking too good for him at the moment

people seem to have somewhat lost sight of this in the midst of the great “heroes vs. villains Who Is Right Who Is Wrong What Are Morals” debate of 2020, but just a friendly reminder that AFO is in fact responsible for 100% of all of Tomura’s suffering from pretty much the moment he was born up till this very moment we’re now witnessing!! like, you can go ahead and blame Nana and Gran and The Complacent Apathy Of Hero Society and whatever the fuck else from here till Sunday, but All for One is the reason Kotarou was orphaned. All for One is almost certainly the reason why the seemingly quirkless Tenko suddenly just magically developed THE MOST FUCKED UP QUIRK OF ALL TIME at the worst possible moment. All for One is probably the reason why no one helped Traumatized Baby Tenko in the immediate aftermath (I can and likely will write a separate post about this in the near future). All for One is definitely the reason why no one helped Tenko at any point after that. All for One is the reason why Tenko grew up all fucked in the head (“HERE’S YOUR DEAD FAMILY’S HANDS, MERRY CHRISTMAS”), and the reason why he grew up blaming Heroes and Society rather than the sole person who was actually responsible who was literally standing right in front of him the entire time. and lastly, All for One is the reason why Tomura has now been manipulated into unknowingly sacrificing his own body and possibly even his mind. so THANKS A LOT FOR THAT. more like jerk for one amiright

basically what I’m trying to say is that Deku and Tomura are not actually enemies here, and they never have been. the two of them have a common enemy, and I’m convinced Tomura’s story is about him eventually coming to realize this. and this looks to be the first step towards that, for two reasons. one, because AFO is finally starting to out himself to Tomura as the rat bastard he has always been. and two, because Deku is catching a glimpse of this now for the very first time. up until now he didn’t have a damn clue lol. but this is now something for him to file away in the back of his mind, and perhaps follow up on at a later date, once all of this craziness finally subsides and he has some time to process

anyway, so that’s basically it! tl;dr AFO is the final villain and unless I’m very much mistaken, this scene is going to finally start to set that up. let’s read on!

OMG

NANA?!?

lKDSJFLKSHGLISHDOGIHOLRKL

NOOOOOO I can’t believe it fucking ended there I can’t fucking believe it, fuck everything

smdh. what a place to end it. didn’t confirm a damn thing. not even whose mental landscape all of this is actually taking place in! like, don’t mind me though Horikoshi, it’s not like THE FATE OF THE WORLD HINGES ON THIS QUESTION OR ANYTHING except oh wait it really kind of does. kljkj

but seriously. because if it’s Deku’s mind, it means that Tomura’s attempt to take his quirk wasn’t successful. but if it’s Tomura’s mind, though... well... hhhhhhkhfff

or it could be both, I guess. more of that “AFO and OFA are the same quirk and thus linked” goodness. oh man. anyways stay tuned for next week when Nana presumably helps Deku out with the rest of that black fog and also hopefully finds him some pants. or maybe Nana can just go fight AFO herself. a little payback for everything he’s done to her protege and to her grandson. either way I CAN’T WAIT omg. VESTIGE ANTICS ARE A GO

[creativewritingpracticestudio]

Smoke Break(Lip Gallagher x Reader)

This takes place in season 1, after Lip finds out Karen cheated with his dad.

Trigger Warnings: smoking, underage smoking, mentions of underage drinking, mentions of alcoholism

Description: just a quick little one-shot. You’re the friend Lip goes to when Karen’s busy, mostly cuz you don’t care enough to actively seek out his company. He just found out Karen screwed his Dad, and he’s come to share a cigarette and to bend your ear about it. You’re not his girlfriend, or his crush, or anything like that. Just someone to have a smoke break with. That’s what Lip tells himself. But on days like this, when he really needs you, he’s not so sure that’s true.

If Lip ever wants to find you, he always goes to the same place: Kash and Grab. That run-down little store that Ian works at. You’re always there. This time is no different. He runs as quickly as he can to find you slouching against the wall of the building, sitting with your legs bent at the knee and your eyes half-lidded, as if you’re daydreaming. You hold a candy bar between your fingers, a single bite taken out of it. You don’t notice him until he’s standing right in front of you, panting and trying to catch his breath. You stare at him, bemused.

“Out of shape, are we?” Your voice is a flat monotone, but your lips are curled into the tiniest of smiles. Lip scoffs, but he’s happy to see you. He needs you, even if he doesn’t say it. “You’re one to talk, considering you’re always here, eating a candy bar and sitting on your ass.” For a second, he wonders if he went too far, but then your face breaks out into a grin and you laugh. “Yeah, you ain’t wrong. Sit down, I don’t have rabies.” You pat the spot next to you, and he sits down next to you. “Maybe not rabies, but definitely lice.”

You pretend to pick a bug out of your hair and flick your fingers at him. “So, how the hell have you been?” Lip’s expression sours. “Not good.” Your eyes flicker with interest. “No? What’s happened this time? Is it about Karen? Trouble in paradise, yeah?” You go for a bite of your candy bar, and Lip sighs. “She fucked Frank.” You choke, wipe your mouth, and stare at him in shock. “Beg your pardon?” “Karen. She fucked Frank. Like, on video and everything. Emailed it to a bunch of people too.”

You fall silent for a minute, and then quietly reply. “That sucks, dude.” “Yeah.” After a minute of thought, you hand him your chocolate bar. He starts to decline, but then thinks again and snatches it away to take a big bite. “If it helps, she probably got an STD from him. Or he got one from her.” Lip shoots you a look. You don’t like Karen. You don’t try to hide it much, either. You shrug. “Sorry, dude. I’m not gonna sugar-coat it. You need to drop her. She’s not worth your time.”

Lip half-smiles. “Yeah, you were never one for sugar-coating anyway.” He finishes your chocolate bar, and then glances at you apologetically. “Sorry. I’ll pay you back.” You grin at him. “It’s all good. You deserve it anyway, you’re in a pretty shitty situation. Want a cig?” He nods. You pull out a cigarette from the carton in your bra, and put it between your lips. He helps you light it, and steals it from you, inhaling and exhaling, trying to filter out the anger.

The two of you pass it back and forth, talking about random stuff. He asks how your alcoholic dad is doing, and you ask about his. He asks if you’ve been up to anything lately, and you ask how the other Gallagher’s are doing, noting that you oughta come see them sometime. A silence falls over the two of you, and then Lip looks up at you. “Why do you think she did it?” You stare back at him. “Honestly, Lip? I don’t know. Maybe she was angry. Maybe she was being stupid. Maybe she was just high as fuck. Maybe she’s a shitty person who doesn’t deserve you.”

“I’m just as shitty as she is, though.” You crush the cigarette on the ground. “Nah. You’re not the best, but you have a heart, Gallagher. You care about people. That’s more than I can say for most.” Lip looks at you. “Thanks. That means a lot, man.” You nod, and glance off into space, zoning out. He takes the opportunity to look you over. Black skinny jeans, cuffed at the bottom and rips in the knees. Orange tank top, the left strap sliding off your shoulder. Beat-up sneakers. You look nice, if not a little messy.

His eyes go back up to your face. Your eyes are bloodshot and sunken in, dark circles forming underneath them. You look thinner than usual. Your hand is shaking. How did he not notice? You look exhausted. Probably your father being a dick again. And yet he’s here whining about his problems. He feels a pang of guilt. His life sucks, but he has a good family. People to fall back on when Frank is an asshole. You have no one. He moves closer to you. You glance at him.

“Need somethin-“ He interrupts you with a hug. His arms wrap around you and he pulls your head to his chest, pressing his face to your neck. You sit in shock, and then hug him back. “Uh, you okay?” He pulls back and smiles. “Yeah. Yeah, I’m fine. Just, thank you.” “For what?” “I don’t know. Being here, I guess. You don���t have to listen to me. But you do anyway.” Your face starts to go red, and you glance away. “Not much of a choice. But you’re welcome.”

He glances at the store. “I need to go in and talk to Ian. How about I buy you a new candy bar?” You smile at him. “Alright. Kitkat. Good sized one, too.” He nods. “Of course. Nothing less.” The two of you stand up, and he opens the door to let you in, watching you walk past him. He knows he’s gonna be thinking about you tonight. And for a second, just a second, he wonders if you’ll be thinking of him too. But he shakes away the thought, and walks inside. “Ian! Where the fuck do you keep the candy shit at?”

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[particularemu]

Friendly Banter | A Lee Minho/Lee Know Scenario

Word Count: 1535

Type: Fluff

Warnings: None

Prompts: 118 (Your favorite superhero can’t be a villain)

Author’s Note: 

I’m sorry this took so long to get out omg. It took me forever to think of a plot for this one. I had fun with this one! 

Playful Minho is the SHIT! I hope you enjoy <3

I’m not taking requests from this list anymore because I reblogged a different one, but the prompts are from this prompt list.

“I can’t believe you haven’t seen the new Spiderman movie yet.” Minho’s judgey eyes made you giggle. “Like seriously, it’s one of the best Spiderman movies out there.” 

“Well excuse me for being an A+ student instead of watching superhero movies all day.” You rolled your eyes, laughing when Minho kicked you under the table. 

“I’m an A+ student too. I just have better time management.” Minho laughed. It was your turn to kick him under the table. 

Your giggles and exaggerated cries of pain attracted the attention of an older couple across the way. You couldn’t help but laugh when you saw them glare, and in that moment you realized — wow, you two were such a violent couple. 

Despite your annoyance, Minho did have a point. Time management wasn’t your best skill. You usually put off papers and homework assignments until the night before they’re due, somehow having the mental capacity to produce good work and keep the high grades you earned at the beginning of the year. 

“Stop beating me up, they might call the cops on you.” Minho chuckled before sipping his coffee. 

The two of you decided to stop at a small coffee shop before seeing The Avengers: Endgame — a movie you weren’t exactly excited to see. You weren’t that into superhero movies, but you decided to go see this one with your boyfriend because he was so excited about it. 

Annnnnnd you may or may not have told him you enjoyed superhero movies to make him happy when you first started dating a few months ago. 

“Are you excited to see Endgame.” Minho bounced in his seat, looking like an excited little boy about to enter a candy shop. 

See? You couldn’t tell him you hated superhero movies! It made him so happy to go see these movies with you. 

“I guess. I haven’t seen the first few, so I’m hoping this won’t be too hard to follow.” You chuckled when Minho slammed his cup on the table, eyes widening in horror. 

“You haven’t seen the others?” He gasped. 

You laughed at his dramatics. “No?”

“Yes you have.” He chuckled. “Remember? We had a movie marathon. It was when we first started dating. I bought you like 40 bars of KitKats because they’re your favorite.” Minho smiled, hoping you’d remember. 

Oh boy. Your heart panged in your chest. “Baby that wasn’t me.” 

Minho chuckled a bit. “Babe. You have the memory of a goldfish.” 

“It wasn’t me. That was Jennifer.” Your shoulders dropped a bit. 

Minho chuckled nervously. “No baby that was you. Remember? We had such a good time...” He trailed off when he realized — oh… that probably was Jennifer.  

Minho’s eyes widened as he realized how much of an asshole he was being. Sure, he misplaced his memories, but he was also throwing his ex in your face and practically telling you about the good times he had with her. 

“Sweetheart. KitKats aren’t my favorite. They were hers. I prefer Sour Patch Kids by the way.” You giggled, hoping to ease his guilt. You could see the pure panic on his face and you didn’t want him to feel any worse. 

After all, it’s easy to mix up memories. You couldn’t blame him. Minho and his ex-girlfriend broke up a couple months before you and him got together, so you weren’t surprised that he was mixing the two of you up every once in a while. You didn’t mind, but today was hitting different. 

You were feeling a bit insecure. The two of you had such different interests, while him and Jennifer were two peas in a pod. They were obsessed over the same things, watched the same movies, had the same sense of humor… the list goes on. You however, had to lie and tell your boyfriend you enjoyed superhero movies just to have something in common with him. 

You were positive that him and Jennifer would still be together today if she hadn’t cheated on him. If she came back into his life and apologized, he’d probably take her back in a heartbeat. After all, he was just telling you how much fun he had with her.  

“I’m so sorry.” Minho reached across the table and gently took your hands in his. “I guess I’ll have to buy you 100 bags of Sour Patch Kids to make up for that.” He chuckled nervously. 

“You didn’t mess up.” You smiled and squeezed his hands. “It’s fine.” 

“Is it?” Minho wasn’t convinced. He could see the look on your face. You were doubting his love for you already.

It wasn’t your fault. Your previous relationships fucked up your mentality on love. He could remember all those nights you spent crying on his chest because some asshole broke your heart. 

“Minho it’s fine.” You pulled his hand up to your lips, pressing a soft kiss to his knuckles. You had to find a way to get his mind off this before he combusts. “Who’s your favorite superhero?” You asked. 

“I like Iron Man.” Minho chuckled a bit before sipping his coffee. “Who’s yours?”

Shit. There were so many superheroes to pick from, and you knew none of them. Would saying superman be too cliche? Is there even a Superman movie? What about Batman? Oh, you remember seeing Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad when you watched it with Minho. You really liked her look. 

“I guess Harley Quinn. She’s pretty cool.” 

What? Minho couldn’t help but laugh. “Babe, Your favorite superhero can’t be a villain.” 

“Sorry.” You mumbled. “I only know Harley Quinn.” 

“You don’t know anyone else?” He chuckled. Oh he caught you. You didn’t like superhero movies at all. You were just pretending to like them for his sake. 

You panicked for a moment. “Oh no I like Spiderman. Sorry, I just really like Harley Quinn’s look.” 

“Is it because she wears booty shorts?” Minho wiggled his eyebrows at you. 

You kicked him hard underneath the table making him cry out in pain. “Ow! You didn’t have to kick me so hard.” 

“Excuse me dear,” The old lady from across the coffee shop tapped on Minho’s shoulder. “You shouldn’t stay with someone who abuses you like that.” 

You threw your hand over your mouth, stifling your giggles. If only she knew how you two were at home. You and Minho were constantly pushing each other, wrestling, getting into tickle fights, AND Minho did this thing where he would tap the back of your knee, making you collapse to the floor. It was all playful fun, and the two of you would never hurt each other, but you could understand how strange it would look to outsiders. 

“Thank you ma’am. I was actually coming to this coffee shop to break up with her.” Minho smiled angelically at the old woman. 

“What?” You shouted in surprise. 

“Good for you dear.” The old woman pat him on the shoulder before leaving the coffee shop with her husband. 

“You are such an asshole.” You giggled. 

“Hey, be careful how you speak to me. I just might leave this abusive relationship.” He chuckled. 

“If anyone is abusive it’s you.” You laughed. 

“Alright enough blaming me for your abuse. Let’s go.” He helped you slide out of the booth and pulled you out of the coffee shop. 

“Wait, Minho the theatre is that way.” You pointed in the opposite direction. 

“Fuck that movie. Let’s go do something else.” He pulled you along the sidewalk. 

“But you really wanted to see that movie.” You pulled your hand out of his, making him pause and turn towards you. “Let’s go see it. We already bought tickets.” 

“And you don’t like superhero movies. So let’s go do something else.” Minho said, matter of factly. 

What? How did he know?

“No I like them.” You paused when Minho glared at you, clearly not buying it. “Okay, I don’t mind them.”  

“Yes you do.” Minho laughed, holding your hand in his. “Quit suffering for my sake and let’s go get some ice cream.” 

“When did you find out?” You leaned your head into his shoulder as the two of you strolled down the sidewalk. 

“Seriously? Harley Quinn?” He laughed, dodging your hand before you could smack his shoulder. 

“Hey! Abuse!” He ran from you, giggling as you ran after him. 

“Come back, you know I’m slow.” You stopped and pouted. 

Minho laughed and walked back over to you, pressing a gentle kiss to your lips. “Please don’t be something you’re not because you think it’ll make me love you more.” He pressed another sweet kiss to your lips. “Because I love you the way you are.” 

Minho took your hand and rested it on his chest, right above his heart. “You feel that? My heart always races when I’m around you.” 

“You just ran you dumbass.” You giggled when he pushed you away from him. “No come back.” You smiled and wrapped your arms around him, bringing him closer. “I love you too, but you owe me ice cream after today.” 

Minho gasped. “Why do I owe you anything? You’re the one who lied to me?”

“You’re the one who made me out to be an abusive girlfriend to a random old couple.” You shoved his shoulder. 

“Ah, you’re right.” Minho laughed. “Alright let’s go. I’ll buy you all the ice cream you could ever want.” 

[castiel-kline]

KitKat’s Random Rewatch (part 2)

The Man Who Would Be King (6x20)

For, um. Obvious reasons.

Ahhhhh this monologue is so fucking good

“But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high.” Cas should do a stand up routine ngl. This line is some kind of comedic genius

He looked RIGHT at the camera. I remember the first time I saw that I was like hello, this ep is going to destroy me. Spoiler alert: it did. And does.

Cas called Sam being in the cage “a great cost” and immediately went to get him. 🥺 And did he seriously imply his overconfidence gave him the strength to fight his way into the cage? Damn. Confusing, but go off I guess

“Sometimes we’re lucky enough to be given a warning. This should have been mine.” AHHHHH

Cas, come on. You’re smart enough to pick up on when Dean’s being sketchy

Dean said Satan Jr and I forgot this was season 6 for a sec and was about to get mad because that’s not a nice thing to call Jack, Dean. Um, yeah. Turns out they’re talking about Crowley lmao

I have MISSED Crowley’s shouting. He’s so dramatic.

Cas is so done with Crowley’s shit ahaha

The colors of his preferred Heaven are so beautiful

Cas being happy to see other angels will never not make me sad. He’s literally smiling so big considering it’s his s6 self ahhhh. AND THEY’RE HAPPY TO SEE HIM AND HAPPY HE’S ALIVE MY EMOTIONS HURT AHHH

“Freedom is a length of rope, and God wants you to hang yourself with it.” One of my favorite Cas quotes right there

“You never look like you’re joking.” I love Cas’s sense of humor so much. Also, Raphael, kindly stop being an asshole. We do not need to restart the Apocalypse, thanks.

When did Cas stop doing the invisibility thing? Bc that could have come in handy later. Can Jack do that?

Bobby said he doesn’t want to be right about Cas being sketchy. Aww. I wonder if Bobby would have considered Cas one of his boys like Mary did if Bobby had... you know. Lived to see Cas soften out a little bit.

‘I’d die for him, I would.” Aww, Sam.

“That makes you Lois Lane.” Did... did Dean just say Sastiel rights?

I’d be more touched about Dean defending Cas but like... after this he doesn’t ever really give him the benefit of the doubt again, so. I’m a little upsetti spaghetti.

What was up with this demon Bobby guy. He’s funny but like. This is the only time we ever saw him lol

Cassss smite them demons bby. Get em.

All of their smiles at him are so cute. And Cas is just standing there like oop

“I’m still just Castiel.” YES YOU ARE HONEY. AND WE LOVE IT.

Cas is such a bad liar but like he’s also so good at it. Buddy, you’re so complicated. Wouldn’t have it any other way <3

Protective Cas! We love to see it.

OH SHIT he slammed Crowley into the wall so hard it broke the tile. King shit, Cas.

“I’m an angel, you ass.” Another iconic line. This ep has so many.

So it IS official canon that angels don’t have souls. Well, that sure sheds a lot of painful new light on the soulless Jack situation later.

I know Dean says later that Cas could have asked him for help while he was with Lisa, but tbh I’m pretty sure if Cas had actually asked Dean would have said no. I’m in a psychology course right now, and that makes me marginally qualified to say that Dean was definitely experiencing some major hindsight bias.

What happened to Hell being an endless line? When did you stop that, Crowley? Because that would have saved Bobby and Kevin and Eileen so much unnecessary pain.

“Big bald patriarch” is now the only acceptable way to describe Samuel Campbell. That was hilarious. Thanks, Crowley.

I should also mention it’s weird to see Crowley without the beard. Does anyone else get that upon rewatch?

Did Cas actually take 50000 souls from Crowley just to throw Raphael out of his chair and make a statement? Honey, no. But also, king <3

The trap they set for him... Sam looks so sad about it. Ahh.

Okay but one of Bobby’s reasons not to trust Cas being that Bobby didn’t buy that Cas could be effectively tricked by Crowley is pretty cool. At least someone appreciates how smart Cas really is.

The Sam and Cas angst in this scene is immaculate. When Sam asks, “did you bring me back soulless on purpose?” Cas looks HORRIFIED. I don’t think we see him look that level of horrified again until... the end of 15x15 maybe? With that whole whammy Jack unloaded. Which is... wow. Much to unpack.

“I was there. Where were you?” I think we all know Dean is a little bit of a hypocrite. Because this entire season he most definitely didn’t care about Cas’s problems, and I’m pretty sure he did ask for help one time and they said no. So, you were there, but you weren’t a helping hand. You gotta practice what you preach, Dean-o

I know it was a complicated situation but leaving him in the holy fire is still pretty shitty. Come on, guys

“Get out of my sight.” I’m grinning during an intense scene because GO OFF CAS YOU TELL HIM

“The difference between you and me is I know what I am.” Crowley, kindly stop exacerbating Castiel’s self worth crisis. Please and thanks.

Does Bobby have a guest room? Where’s Sam? Why is Dean sleeping on the couch? Did he just want to? I’m sure Bobby has more comfortable places to sleep. Or maybe Bobby’s couch is just really comfy, idk

God, Dean, don’t be so rude. Don’t call Cas a child. I do not approve of this interaction.

Again, Dean. Practice what you preach.

“You’re like a brother to me.” In light of, uh, recent events, I’ll just leave this here.

Also in light of recent events, this is the second time in this episode Cas said the boys taught him free will. They taught him choice, not feelings. And it was CAS who chose to feel.

“I’m an angel. You’re just a man.” You tell him, Cas

Lmao Cas dipped out before the convo was over. Iconic.

The ending on the bench.... Cas. Sweetie. HE SAID FATHER AHHH. And he looks so SAD. Also, the way it was shot was really cool. I can’t believe I didn’t notice that before.

The way it ended with him just hanging his head. Oh, my heart.

Anyway, this episode is a 10/10 for Cas, obviously, but we’re bumping it down to 8/10 because there was such an imbalance in Dean and Cas vs. Sam and Cas interactions. Didn’t remember the show was doing that crap this early. Also, the plot of season 6 low key still doesn’t make sense to me. Oops 🤷‍♀️

HOWEVER, it did me feel slightly better during my current crisis because Cas slays in this one. So, we’re gonna count it as a win.

If you read this thing all this way through, thanks for being here lol. I hope you enjoyed my ramblings. :)

[deepyeshblog-blog]

Yes ! I am Idiot Cause I Love You.

When I think I write when I talk I think less you talk more you think. I don't know how I am? why I am like this ? may be some internal issues but not confident about it. Sometimes nothing happens in life.

Everything is going well. You are making yourself happy just to pretend not being sad. But in life everyday doesn't seems to be as usual i.e happy and well. Even a li'l things makes you upset or something else happens inside you that cannot be expressed in words though. Even though words makes you strong. Some people comes in your life like the truest one, to whom you may believe to with whom you become happy to talk ,oto whom you are faithful to whom you are making yourself comfortable and inner you asks:

why don't you tell her everything that you feel for her?

But minds comes first and talk to you why are you trying to ruin your good relation? why are you being dumb?why are you looking for those things that everyone else do? Be different from other.

And inner you tells you yeah I am being different I don't talk about my feeling about my thinking cause I am happy what I am.

Sometimes I do overthinking and is not the solution to live. Obviously not like this how people lives but a minute things makes you to think about lots of things and makes internal confession with yourself. When I get upset or dissapointed I do simply writing and this has always abandoned me the best to assume that I am all good I am normal.

Today she has got something from someone don't know who is that fucking someone but she just posted it on her story she is not mine I know that she won't be mine I also know that she doesn't feels like how I do. But when I feel alone I've always made myself happy with her by doing just simple text. I didn't know before by doing simple text you becomes that much of happy and feels good. This happiness ruined sometimes when the unknown fucking somebody gives some kitkat to her what that someone thinks man, by giving simple kitkat what will happens? and what she thinks by posting thank you for kitkat.

That's simple it means she's appreciating but she could to appreciation by not mentioning anything in this fucking social medias.

And here I am the fucking idiot is thinking about that bitter taste chocolate ohh man chocolate doesn't tase bitter though but this simple fucking things lead me to deep bitter thinking that might not be in real. I can't even ask who gave you that fucking bitter chocolate?

Why I can't ? Fucking dumb you don't have right to ask that question.

Do you know who you are for her? You idiot who you think yourself are you her boyfriend ? Or bestei ?

Ohh man these assholes besties have been making themselves closed to everygirls. And besteis are allowed to do questions, secret conversation, they shares everything, yeah man everything you cannot even imagine how much they became closed it's out of control. My middle finger up for those besties. Besties are those Who just know how to ruins innocence feelings.

Hah, am I becoming selfish? no no man I just became anti besties.

How could I man they are sharing everything and you are becoming selfish? How ?

You idiot why are you thinking this much deep ? You don' t even have right to ask bruh. One day it will make me insane. But hope I won't be like that. I am not that much idiot.

Now what ? Nothing happens everything is fine why I am thinking too much even though she doesn't think about me. Don't even know what she thinks. I always have done text Hey dear, Hey Sweetheart and she replies as usual 'Yeah,Whats up'? just a single word just fucking single word. Can't she writes `Yeah dear', doesn't she know how to write Yeah dear?

Why should she do those text to you man? Is she your lover ?

No I haven't purposed her . So why are feeling man kill your feeling get some rest do your work and live happily.What she have feelings for you?

She may feel like a casual distance idiot and dumb friend who just do simple text and always says 'anything else'. This seems little bit dumb one, who will say all the time 'anything else'.

What can I do if I don't know how to do conversation with a girl ?

Why don't you know ? You have to know.

I am not a playboy.

Who told you talk like a playboy?

But I don't know how to flirt?

Who told you to filrt?

You can makes her feel good.

Oky then tell me the how to do conversation just to make her good?

You are such an idiot.

Huh, seriously ?

Don't why I wrote this but finally I am having some peace in inner me.

[ask-coolkid-dave-strider-blog]

dave. seriously little man what the fuck. don't do that to kitkat little man. (post-gamebro)

oh wooow excuse me for acting how i want to fucking act, asshole.

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@post-gamebro

((im legit crying-

[punk-rock-pixie]

Aaaaalllll the botanical asks, because you're a slut for plants

Hell yeah I am

baby’s breath: 5 things you associate yourself with:1. Space2. Music/Theatre3. Witchcraft4. the GAYS5. Plants

Yeah, I’m surprised I didn’t mention Slytherin or Captain America too.

bleeding heart: what makes you heart go mushy?Friends gushing over me to friends and to me personally, animals, the ending of Stranger Things 2

bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy?Dodie Clark: Would You Be So Kind?

evening primrose: what’s your sleeping playlist (give me 5 songs)?1. From the Book of Life Soundtrack: Visiting Mother

2. Most Animal Crossing Hour themes

3. Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Lake themes

4. Karen O: Moon Song

5. Rebecca Sugar: Everything Stays

forget-me-not: who is your favorite blog who isn’t following you?@gwengar honestly is really cool. I think we have one another on insta but yeah, they really awesome!

Also obvi @crankgameplays but like??

daffodil: what is one plant that you want to have but can never get?ALL SUCCULENTS. I have like one, and I can’t get another because I can’t protect all of them when I leave home.

calla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening?Yo. Rainy evenings honestly are the BEST for ANY mood. Feeling calm and happy, heckin rainy evenings with tea and a good book or animal crossing at 3 am, feeling romantic BRING YA LOVER (or treat yourself) and have a heckin bathbomb and candles with your RAINY EVENING. Feeling sad THE SKY WILL CRY WITH YOU. Feeling angry???? THE RAIN WILL CALM YOU. Feeling nothing??? The rain will bring you back to reality!I hecking love rainy evenings man.

foxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade?Honestly the color in my hair is usually whatever color I’m diggin at the moment. Save for when I dye it brown for theatre.

lavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have?A fucking denim jacket.

love in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember?I have a dream journal fun fact. Last thing I wrote was running from Pennywise (wowie) and then somehow remembering to do a reality check in my dream to realize I was in fact dreaming. I cracked a joke to make him uncomfortable and then my boyfriend (I’m not sure how I had one wtf? DREAM ME HOW’D YOU GET A MAN) took me home. I don’t have a boyfriend and in the dream I was thinking “I don’t have one irl but for some reason this is him????” and I had an emotional connection with him but I was so confused cuz I still was like “But I’m single?”It was pretty heckin weird.

daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice?I don’t actually like cotton candy.I hecking love chocolate chip cookie dough with browniesI recently found a love for pumpkin juice from the hairy potter world at universal.

painter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist?Singer and instrumentalist!

tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc?I LOVE eyeshadow so much cuz I can also use it to contour and fill in my eyebrows, PLUS GRADIENTS WHOMSTVE THOUGHT.

waxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person?Bees even though I wanna keep my distance form them cuz I think I’m allergic. And I like both, but ultimately I guess I’m a cat person.

sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why?Hells yeah I’m a sweet tooth. I try not to be though. I LOVE crunch bars, kitkats, and twix

sunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid?I ALREADY AM A FAERIE. @awkwardsquid is my mermaid lmao

sweet pea: what would you like to call your significant other?

Real? AHAHAH Okay, but in all seriousness, I usually call them hon, babe, bb, or asshole or a dick.

sea lavender: can you swim? which strokes can you do?

I can swim, but I haven’t in a while cuz that body dysphoria™. I can do most of them.

windflower: list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why i like themGah, there are so many people I would put on this list dammit!

I feel like he’ll kill me if I don’t so: @lil-loucifer We’ve been friends for like 3-4 ish years, and we’ve gotten hella close. And it’s so funny that you guys ship me with him

@crankgameplays always and forever love to be part of the cranky crew. I’ve explained MANY times why I like him

@yikeshtml and my friend jacky’s tumblr (I can’t think of the hecking url) I’ve been friends with Lauren for 2 years and Jacky for 1 and they’re honestly just as nihilistic as me and I love them honestly????

@dreamxng-forever She’s one of my closest friends and, although we’ve had a couple rough patches, we manage to pull through and become closer.

@mild-soapdog ELLE ALWAYS LETS ME FREAK OUT ABOUT THINGS TO HER AND HONESTLY GOD BLESS YOU BABE?

golden rod: are you more of a baker or a cook?Baker

bloom: what is something that you would like to tell your children?Biological? You don’t exist :)No but honestly like the people I have “adopted” already are some friends of mine that I really hope I can help to make their day brighter and I love them loads. I have so much love to give so it’s good that these people love me back enough to let me.

peony: what is something that you wish your parents could’ve told you?I honestly don’t know.

prairie gentian: do you have a significant other?Not really? Idk??? We’re weird because we like one another but ldr and also I’m emotionally unstable and it could risk our friendship?

september flower: are you more of a sunshine or sunset person?Sunset. Last time I got up before sunrise was because I had to be in class before 7 am and it was NOT pretty.

bird of paradise: do you wake up early? do you sleep early?I’ve been waking up unusually early, but I’m still exhausted. I don’t sleep super early though, and I have insomnia

marigold: what’s your favorite tea?green tea with passion fruit

peruvian lily: what are the names of your pets?Ming Toi and Mi Tu but I call them Mimi and Bubba

hyacinth: do you name your plants?YES. YES I DO. The one in my vampire selfies is Sriracha. No idea why???

lilac: would you rather sleep and be cozy or hang out with your friends?Can I sleep and be cozy WITH my friend?

poppy: do you like to dip your fries or do you like it as is?it depends on the fries

dandelion: any special talent that you have?overthinking, overanalyzing, and voice impressions

[huge6s-blog]

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT THE MUN.

Repost, not reblog! Tag 6 muns you would like to get to know better when done!

Name: Kaitlyn! Please, for the love of god, never use it.

Nickname: Katy, Kat, variations; (Katydid, Katybug, Kitkat, etc.) But if you wanna call me something else, that’s fine too!

Age: 22! Simultaneously too old and a wee bab, lmao

Faceclaim: Not something I do! I could never pick just one, besides maybe my own face! (I’d thought about using Shuu Iwamine or Rize Kamishiro before, if that says anything haha)

Pronouns: Your highness/My liege She/Her! But “they/them” is good too.

Height: ~5’6”-5’7”; I can’t remember the last time I checked.

Birthday: Poppin’, obviously March 30th.

Aesthetic: Purple and black?? EGNautilus scientists tittering excitedly over adorable or exciting sea creatures. Omnipresent Mountain Dew cans, fast food and colorful kneesocks. 2AM adventures on clear nights in summer that last until dawn starts sending it’s first beams into the sky. Spacey FPS games and cutesy RPG and Pokemon games interspersed throughout. Weathered frames and tired eyes. ROBOTS… I have no idea, man. A lot of things!

Last song you listened to: “The Thief and the Moon” by Shawn James!

Favourite muse(s) you’ve written: kfkjdf. Sixes definitely counts,, Uhh. My first was a canon-divergent Eridan, who I’d played before Act 6 was even close to being a thing! And he was a lot of fun. Accidentally made a “do not that” meme that still sometimes plagues me to this day ldkfdk A dream-bubble/dead Karkat who’d been murdered in his timeline’s Gamzee’s rampage and only had one eye, he was a biiiig favorite. I loved having enough energy for that all; typing that much shittalk??? Was one of the most fun things I’ve ever done in roleplay, holy shit. Entire fucking PAGES of just these absolutely USELESS rants because that nubby little shit had so much passion for it. Fuck. I loved Karkat. A bloodswapped, cobalt-blooded Karkat who was also post-game for a pre-established timeline where trolls and humans co-existed on the same planet(s). He was a Thief of Blood and a massive asshole; at his worst, he was manipulative, isolative, vengeful, restless… But also, he was a really big dork??? He LOOOOOVED spy movies and probably popped boners regularly for Black Widow and James Bond or the Kingsmen. Fucking nerd. He fancied himself a spy; his best friend was a badass hacker, and they’d (F)LARP together as a stereotypical “you hack, I’ll infiltrate” team. Before Earth, he never cared about Christmas, but one year his richass neighbourhood started putting up flashy decorations and he got jealous, so he stole a shitton of them to make his own house look the best. He’s so… So stupid. I love him so much. And of course, jumping off the Homestuck bandwagon; I have Lv/Hadz! My dorky, sadsack pun machine. A (sort of, mostly) secret post-genocide Sans; the Bad Run™ had been reset after completion, but something went wrong, so he remembers it. Still, he’s been running for like, two years now! So he’s had a lot of time to go and bury all that as deeply as monsterly possible lmaooo. He’s distrusting, paranoid, and isolative himself; but he’s probably the most all-around good guy on this list. He just wants to get on with his life and never have to fight anyone ever again, lmfao. I… I also have a few OCs, but you’ll have to pry those out of my cold, dead hands. … Carefully. With lots of reassurance. (I’m very shy…)

What inspired you to take on your current muse (that you are posting this on): I like… Undertale. And I like Underfell enough that once the idea was presented to me, my mind kinda ran away with it, haha. It started with Hopper, my weird UF Sans! But it feels like every time I approach the AU I have slightly different ideas for it, pfft. I guess with Sixes, I wanted to step away from the skeletons for awhile! I was really excited about messing with Mettaton for it, because I… Really liked listening to the radio for awhile, haha. I thought it’d be kind of cool if instead of being really excited to be seen flaunting himself across a television set, he wasn’t so happy with how he turned out physically, and made his influence a little less directly visible. It fit in well with the seemingly common theme of conflict in Underfell, and things just really exploded from there! It’s hard to summarize in just a few short words. That said, Sixes probably wouldn’t have a blog at all if it wasn’t for tumblr user wibler’s- Sixes’ Sans!- mun coaxing me into giving it a shot! She has a lot of faith in my creative abilities. I dunno what I’d do without her support through the past few years, heheh. She’s neat.

What are your favourite aspects of your current muse: LOUD ANGRY ROBOT LMFAO Shit though, I dunno! I like writing a character who goes through the bipolar disorder motions, the manics and the depressives. I love watching him go hot and cold on characters as he flipflops through his impulses and subsequent regrets. I love that in his timeline, everyone knows him while he himself actually… Hardly knows anyone at all. He’s made himself untrustworthy, and in turn doesn’t trust anyone, either, so he hardly ever opens up beyond… You know. Angry screaming, or shameless flirting and flattery, ignoring personal space bubbles… I love that his Sans being absent kind of smacked him on the nose, because that was someone he was actually making a connection with, but tried to play it off like Sans was just another moment in his life so he kind of treated him like a dick lmao. Deadass knew the poor little dude had anxiety issues and scared him on purpose, made joking death threats, joked about flirting with his shittyass brother… Sixes was such a prick. Fuck. And he realizes that! And after ditching his family just to have a cataclysmic fallout with his other BFF, Alphys, Sans disappearing… It’s something he blames himself for. It kind of sobered him up a little to the way his actions affect people. AND DESPITE EVERYTHING, HE STILL USES HIS CAMERAS (THAT HE STOLE FROM ALPHYS IN A PETTY FIT) SCATTERED ACROSS THE UNDERGROUND AND HIS SHITTY TRAP ROOMS IN HOTLAND TO PUBLICALLY HUMILIATE RANDOM CITIZENS IN A WIPEOUT-ESQUE PODCAST ON THE UNDERNET. At least that assholitude earns him money, though! Fuck. I also reaaallly love how different AUs bring out different aspects of his character, but that’s a rant for another time or place! Hoo. I dunno, man. I could go on about Sixes for like, ever. He’s a really fun muse.

What’s your biggest inspiration when it comes to writing: I’m… I’m not even gonna lie, a lot of it is the positive feedback lmao. I don’t, uh. Do much these days, creatively or recreationally speaking, and I don’t really have a lot of friends IRL… Er, any, actually, if you’re only counting closehand. All my friends live hundreds of miles away, and it sucks. But this is… Simultaneously social and creative. I get to talk to people, and make friends, and toss creativity back and forth with people, and it’s really fulfilling. I love to be a part of other people’s creative processes! I love seeing what other people do with THEIR characters, and when we all??? Interact??? Mother of God, it’s such a treat! Everyone’s so creative and impressive and inspiring… And hearing/seeing us all go back and forth about what we admire in each other… I’m pretty happy with just being a part of writing, and telling other people that I love what they do! But every now and then it comes back around to me in little ways, and it feels really special. It’s hard to imagine anyone liking my stuff past a “they’re pretty cool I guess, yeah” sentiment, despite my glittering impression of a lot of the writers in the community; so when someone DOES say they like my stuff, even just by saying they like a drawing, or like the way I described something, I go OFF THE WALL LMAO. Straight up dissolve and slip through the floorboards a la Gaster style with how lovely it feels. Shucks… And, you know. Watching characters develop in general- whether they be mine or not- is really fulfilling and inspiring. A good cycle.

Favourite types of threads: Anything that feels meaningful! I love it when two characters make any kind of connection, despite the context. That said, typically “angst” and “fluff” style threads are a big favorite, but there has to be, like… you know. Meaning to it. It feels really… I dunno, cardboardy to just throw a muse into a woodchipper for no particular reason just to have them drag themselves to another muse begging for help or to have a chance to explain some kind of deep, edgy feeling or story. Baseless fluff has a lot more wiggle room lmao, but that can get really monotonous really quick if something more significant fails to spark somewhere along the line. Just so long as something’s getting achieved somehow, I guess! If it feels like nothing’s changed between the two at the end of the thread, it feels really unfulfilling and hollow.

Biggest struggle in regards to your current muse: URRRGH. IMPLEMENTING THE RADIO SHOW/PODCAST THING… On one hand, Sixes has kind of collected the idea that the multiverse is a very indifferent place towards the goings-on within his timeline! And, he supposes, that that suits him fine. Hurts his pride a little, but it’s something he’s just going to curl up and lick his wounds for, pfft. But still! I wish I knew how to make it a little more obvious and prominent- The same could go for his growing industry, too! I guess I’ve just been jobless too long to really have a feel for it like I should, oof… Additionally, drawing him is reALLY HARD… He’s in his classic box form most of the time because he’s really insecure about his EX form, and yet I draw his EX form more than anything because the box is frustrating to draw??? And despite it all, I’m still not sure I’m terribly happy with how his EX form looks!!! He’s supposed to be a little closer to a NEO design than initially planned, as Alphys fully intended him to be a KILLING MACHINE from the start without telling him! But he caught on early on, and they kind of bullied each other into compromising a bunch of things until he was just this “hideous” mess that neither of them were terribly happy with… So, you know. The indecision carried over to me too, evidently! Ugh.

Tagged by: nah! Just stole it was all. (from slobbyseconds/coolskeletonsdontcry forever ago, but just got around to now. kfjf)

Tagging: Anyone who wants to! @ me back if you do it, though; I love reading these things!

[readmydescriptionman-blog]

Crimson Irises

[Human!Karkat and Dave: A Davekat Fanfic]

“Striderdouche.” The shorter boy runs a hand through his hair. The shorter boy’s name is Karkat Vantas. At the moment he lays comfortably next to Dave Strider. “Fuckass, i’m talking to you.” Karkat stretches out the last word for a couple of seconds, and Dave can imagine a bunch of tiny ‘U’s’ floating around Karkat’s head. Dave cracks open an eye, uninterested in Karkat’s insults. Karkat reaches out a hand and brushes pale, blonde, hair away from Dave’s face. Dave opens both eyes, confused at Karkat’s actions. “Kar, is something wrong?” Dave whispers. But Karkat doesn’t respond. “You’re fucking hot Strider.” Karkat says finally, his voice dripping, and Dave chokes on nothing. What the hell? And then something clicks. His eyes. Karkat has always been a whore for the crimson irises. Dave lets out a breathy ‘Shit.’ and scrambles off the bed. Now standing, he grabs his shades off the nightstand and sits on the edge of the bed. Dark, translucent, frames covering his eyes, Dave turns to Karkat. “Goddamnit Dave! Every fucking time man, this ‘oh no, don’t look at my ugly eyes’ shit is getting old!” Karkat groans. “I’m sorry, okay?” Dave deadpans. Karkat scoots closer to the blonde, sniffling. “We should get dressed and shit.” Dave says quietly, standing. “Kitkat,” Dave whispers, “I love you. You know that right?” Karkat stands, and slams into Dave. Dave lets out an ‘oof.’ and Karkat is silent. “Kar, it’s okay.” Dave whispers and Karkat nods. Dave slowly pulls away from Karkat’s embrace. “Gotta get dressed and shit.” the older boy says. The shorter boy’s cheeks flush red at the mention of clothes, realizing him and Dave are both shirtless. Dave chuckles and walks to his closet. He pulls out a light blue shirt and slips it on. Karkat makes a noise of distress, most likely unable to find his shirt. Dave rummages through his closet and then finds it. A baggy broken record t-shirt. “Kitten,” Karkat turns at this, “you can wear this.” Dave tosses the shirt and the short boy catches it. “Really Striderdouche? A fucking record shirt, asshole.” Karkat is fuming but slides the shirt over his torso, due to the lack of his turtleneck. Karkat quietly walks over, embracing Dave. When Dave’s hand goes to Karkat’s cheek the younger boy says nothing. He leans into the kiss. Dave gasps when his shades are, somewhat aggressively, pulled off of his face. “OH FUCK NO.” Dave yells, and his hands fly to cover his eyes. Karkat simply stands there whining. “Dave, please. Dave. David Elizabeth Strider. Fuckass. Hey, please.” Dave shakes his head and mutters. “Jesus, Kitten. You’re such a whore for my eyes.” Karkat lets out an indignant gasp and protests. “I AM NOT.” But Dave simply says “You’re fucking hot Strider.” Karkat whispers ‘Shit.’ and his face goes red. While he’s looking at his shoes, Dave removes his hand and says “This is bullshit. SUCH a whore for my eyes, like what the hell.” Karkat looks up and gasps. Dave is standing there expectantly and Karkat leans in to kiss him. The kiss is tender and sweet. Dave wraps his arms around Karkat’s neck, but breaks the kiss. He leans his forehead against the younger boys’ and sighs, content. “We should go eat breakfast and shit.” Karkat whispers mockingly. Dave glares at him, but pecks Karkat and heads for his discarded shades. Karkat laughs at Dave’s struggle to get his shades on. The boys wander out of Dave’s room, into the kitchen, and eat breakfast. The meal is silent, but the boys slip each other loving looks between bites of cereal. And everything is perfect.

[saysaeran]

“Are you complaining?” Saeran replied, determination scrawled across their face as they attempted to extend their reach just a bit more. Their arms weren’t particularly long, nor was the rest of their body. They took up very little space generally and it was often hard to see them as much more than an angsty teen. Though he was twenty years old, he often caught a lot of shit from other people due to his youthful appearance.

“Would you prefer if I said nothing at all? Left your prejudices uncorrected?” Saeran could hardly help themselves. They liked to give Arden a hard time. They liked watching the other process Saeran’s words and attempt to make sense of it. It was different with Arden. He didn’t find annoyance in his responses. The smaller of the two couldn’t help the bit of pleasure he fond in annoying Arden— watching the way his brows would knit together, the exasperation, the slight agitation.

Maybe Saeran had the smallest crush, but they would never admit that out loud. It was hard enough to admit that to themselves.

His tongue pressed against his upper lip in concentration, only for a pleased gasp to part his lips when the bowl rested in his hands, allowing for his feet to flatten on the floor, eyes gazing into the bowl with a twinge of excitement.

God, he loved Halloween.

He found himself feeling just a bit better than he had earlier.

“Hm?” They let out, fingers delving into the bowl in search of KitKats.

It took the mint haired ghost a moment to process the words that had been thrown into their direction but the moment it did Saeran felt a frown growing. “I’m not small.” They huffed, tossing a twizzler at the man with intentions to hit them in the chest.

“I’m average height. You’re just a fucking giant, spewing your stupid giant privilege at me.” Saeran wanted to say more, to pout more, but their fingers finally landed on the wrapper they’d been looking for and their attention was ,again, pulled in another direction.

They followed the man into the home, pelting him with the candies they knew that no person in their right mind would even eat while pocketing the ones they did like. “Asshole.” They said under their breath.

saysaeran·:

A scowl jerked over made up features as the man laughed in front of him. Had he not been feeling so worn out, maybe he would have punched him. Maybe.

“Did you expect me to go out and buy something? That’s really problematic of you, you know. Assuming that I have any sort of extra funding to afford a Halloween costume is just your doctor privilege showing, Arden. You and I are in entirely different tax brackets and you should be ashamed of yourself—what if I was a child and this was the best I could do? Would you withhold candy from me then?” Saeran spoke with a sort of drawl that was saved for only the times when he was being particularly playful, like when Salem wanted to jump across the furniture, or when he teased people who were just terrible at games on the internet. A smile pulled at his lips.

The smaller of the two took a couple of steps forward, letting one hand rest on the man’s shoulder as he stood on the tips of his toes. A gloved hand reached for the bowl of candy, small fingers scraping just at the bottom. “God damn you—give me the candy you overgrown monster.” He whined. Saeran was far too distracted to note just how close the two of their bodies were, how their chests touched and Saeran was all but clinging to the other for balance in his pursuit of candy.

Arden rolled his eyes at the dramatics. Months earlier, he would not have dared to do such a thing—he would tread on eggshells around the other, being careful and thinking precisely about what he was going to say. This however, was not a primary concern anymore. “You have an answer for everything, you know that, right?” He’d grown to become desensitised to the quips, recognising the particular tones in which they spoke, and gathered that Saeran was teasing him in their own quirky way. It was hidden behind a serious expression, a scowl, but Arden knew that it was there. It served to do nothing but further his amusement—Saeran was scrappy, and it was times like this when Arden was exposed to it. Another laugh escaped as Saeran stepped forward, movements set with the intention of taking the bowl from his hands.

Arden remained where he stood, watching Saeran with an eyebrow raised as their fingertips ghosted along the bowl. He could have prolonged it, teased them by lifting it higher, but the sound of what was most likely a neighbours’ footsteps sounding from down the hall caused Arden to halt. Their current position may have looked suspicious to an onlooker, as Saeran was pressed rather close against him. He’d noticed that Saeran didn’t have much trouble touching others, and it was something that made him curious. Arden often refrained from touching Saeran, which was often a difficult feat. He was the type to bat a hand against someone if they said something funny, ·or to pat a shoulder when sympathy called for it. Arden eventually let the bowl descend, letting Saeran have what they wanted. “I’m not overgrown, you’re just small.” Arden’s smile widened, and he took a step back into his apartment.

“Come inside for a little bit. You must be cold.” Arden wasn’t going to take no for an answer. His apartment was homely, the electronic fire was lit and Mallory’s recent bakes sat above their kitchen diner. Most importantly, it was warm.

[kyoukokiwigiri]

As I’ve stated from the LAST post, the special mentions will have me rambling about how much they mean to me! You guys deserve your own spotlight & thus I am here to let my heart open to you~ Also. I’m so so so so sorry for the potential spam this is going to do, but at the same time, y’all needa let Luciafer love you to hell & back. 

Also, please just ctrl + f your urls if you don’t wanna scroll for decades, because this got SUPER lengthy. Also sorry for any mobile users viewing my blog oh dear lord-- 

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@glovedxdetective - Brittany, honestly. I can say so much about you. Hell, if I let everything out, it would be APA formatted with 5 pages & double space. Honest. I am so glad that I had the guts to approach you at first, & I am so so so glad to have a friend like you. You mean absolutely EVERYTHING to me. I never thought I could find someone so unique, talented & special like you & I am ALWAYS in awe when it comes to you. From the shitposting to the plotted AUs & our ships, I wouldn’t have it any other way. You, my dear, are one of my VERY best friends. Thank you so much for always being there for me. Thank you for dragging me out of the murky water, & thank you for always making me smile & laugh. If I had the power to do anything for you, I’d make sure you’re happy no matter what happens. <3 

@rikaikokai / @akaikogo - Mako. Oh my goodness. You’re one of the oldies, but you’re one of the goodies ;3 Being serious, you honestly have such a charming personality & you’re REALLY funny. You’ve been nothing but supportive & I am glad to have you around. I am glad that we’re talking again because you make me see the light in so many various ways. I honestly admire you because of how tough you are, but you also taught me a lot. You never sugarcoat & it helped me grow up over the years. So thank you, Mako. Never change because you’re absolutely perfect. <3 

@gelidrose / @osculummortiferum - Cheryl/Amelie. You. Yes you. You are the VERY reason why I am here today. If it weren’t for our friendship years ago, I wouldn’t be here loud & proud with a big smile. I always think of you whenever I’m not wrapped up in my own thoughts & shenanigans, & I miss you. I hope things have been well for you over there, & never forget that you meant absolutely everything to me. You’re sweet, kind, loving, caring & simply amazing. I know we don’t talk much nowadays, but I am ALWAYS open to chat with you any time. I love you, no matter what happens. I’m always here to support you if you ever need it! <3

@bledfed - Caleb!!!! You are so amazing. I can’t believe we’re basically opposites in almost EVERY single way. You are an AMAZING friend & I love & adore you to bits! From what we had from DPOE to Twelvegiri to cute Kitkat & Kirigiri memeing shenanigans. I love how you are as a person & even if you are like 99.99% salt mine, I still love you & will always be by your side. I’m basically platonically married to you in my own way & just stay rad! You are amazing. Always remember this & just know I’m gay as fuck for you <3 

@truthmixedwithlies - LMAO FUKBOI. You’re barely on your RP blog & you’re mostly on skype, but I’m going to force you to read this ultra gay shit man. Honestly, that’s some extreme PDA if I were to ramble about you, so I’ll ramble about my dokis for you since forever. Honestly, you’re one of the first Kirigiri dupes I’ve interacted with & honestly you’re my longest lasting lover as well. So yo, you’re honestly really great & I love you a lot even though school is kicking both our asses ||||OTL

@kirigiri-kocho - PEYTON, M’WIFE!!!! AF !!!!!!!! <3 LISTEN. I CAN RAMBLE ABOUT YOU FOREVER & I LOVE YOU TO HELL & BEYOND. Whenever you’re sad it makes me sad because no, Peyton deserves ALL THE JOY IN THE WORLD!!!!!! Listen. I love all your portrayals, ideas, & your PASSION for Jin. You make me love the Kirigiri family even more despite how despair-ridden it is & oh my godddddddddd never think you’re horrible or anything because I will shove you my heart to hell, heaven & space!!!! <3

@empatheticapothecary - Ray, you’re quite a unique friend that I gotta say. You have amazing writing talent & it awes me how you can write that much & have it be relevant & yet so wonderful to read. You have an amazing portrayal of Seiko & honestly, thank you so much for giving Kirigiri her partner. I never expected this ship to take over. You as a friend...I can say a lot. You are sweet, caring, kind & understanding. Despite what went on between us both, I am very glad to have you as a friend. You have a good head on your shoulders & don’t let anything keep you down. <3 

@kibotofuko - Kelli!!!!! You’re honestly an amazing person! I love you & your Komaeda so much you have no idea. Oh my goodness, I blog stalk you basically because I just love seeing your content. You’re a great person for hosting the Chatzys and stuff for the longest time & the fact we caused that one meme trend for the night was absolutely amazing. I’m always here for you if you need it though! Just remember I love you tons <3 

@overlordofdarkness - Oh my god Cam, you have the sassiest remarks, but you’re utterly hilarious. You making that card deck for Cards Against Humanity is ABSOLUTELY priceless, but you & your Gundam are just as equally amazing. I love the thread we have going on & I love being around you whenever the case possible! Stay thirsty m’dude you god damn tsundere you <3 

@emissicius - RICARDO!!! YOU GOD DAMN GAY FUCK YOU. Oh my god, you will never hear the end of it on how much you MEAN to me. I can never thank you enough for all you’ve done. Thank you from the bottom of my heart once again, & thank you for being a good, close friend to me. You are the greatest Kizakura I’ve ever witnessed in my life & you have such a great, charming & funny personality that I’d never get tired of you. Also, I’ll get my lazy ass one of these days to get you your #dreamthreads ;3 <3 

@idolocity / @drakonubiytsa - SON!!!!!! OH MY GOD MARK. LISTEN YOU FUCK. You’re such a memefucker & I love you so much for it. Remember the days where you were shy as fuck to me? Here we are, still strong after like what? Two years of friendship? Oh my god, like, I fucking love you to bits & you are my precious son forever. Memether got your back 5eva <3  Also, my asshole is clenched & ready for that Saihara & you already know what the first few posts will be. LMAO

@hxpeiing / @kexbo - MY OTHER SON!!!!!!!!! Chris I love you so much & thank you so much for putting up with my meme shit & shit overall omfg-- but listen fam, you got an AMAZING Naegi & my Kirigiri loves him so much like af ( TRUE BROTP RIGHT HERE ). I love your Kiibo too & am honestly ready for when you put him out into the spotlight fully. You got an amazing personality & you’re so funny & kind like oh my god. The salt we have though is hilarious, but I mean, like mother like son EHH? AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLMAO 

@uhhhthisone - WESLEY! Dude you’ve been around since forever. I love how you talk to me about your disappearances & commissions. I also love all the small little gifts you actually take the time to buy & send me. Honest! I’m kinda excited for those chocolates you’re gonna mail & I appreciate what you got for my Steam, etc. But no, you’re honestly really sweet, & those fun memes you send for Kirigiri make my day even better. Though I’m really busy most of the time so I apologize for not talking to you as much as I’d want. Though I still love you fam ;3 <3

@djwiththefxre - Mari!!! You’re so sweet oh my god I love you so much af. I love you & your Souda like oh my god Kirigiri has the BEST god damn soul brother & it’s all thanks to you! I love everything about you & what you do for your muses. Let’s never forget that Izayoi was the SHSL Wingman for the longest time LMAO <3 

@vcgabcnd - KENZIE M’MEMER AF. Listen m8 you & Ryuko are stuck with me forever & much less alone Kirigiri is always going to suffer. NEVER FORGET. EVERY TIME I SAY SHE ISN’T SHE OUT ANGSTS MY OWN EXPECTATIONS. But we our motto together is “I LOVE DYING & BEING DEAD” & I find that special. You’re awesome, rad & honestly one of m’fams & you’re stuck with me forever xoxo <3  Serious you, like your portrayal of Ryuko is fantastic & I’m so glad to be a friend of yours as well as to have the luxury to see you host streams & seeing your threads with others! 11/10 would recommend <3 

@psythe - EL!! MY DAUGHTER AF. Listen m8, we go back WAYYYYY back then like when the dinosaurs lived. You were but a wee lil memer & you have quite the sassy bite now & I cry about it 24/7. Honestly, I can say a lot about you but I won’t because that’d be like a 5 page essay, APA formatted, etc. Though I love you to hell & back & you’re basically my fam though I have shitty communication skills at time, but also I blame nursing school to some extent lmAO. Either way, you’re hella awesome tbh & I love how you’ve improved over everything over the years <3 

@horosuru - NIKO!!! Listen m8, you’re perfect & nothing can make me tell you otherwise. NOT EVEN IF THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN & VOTED FOR THE WORSE MEMER. I love you & your Ryuko & I love what you headcanon & write out. Oh my lord. Your meta rambles are LOVELY to read & as well as the storyline you have going on in your storytime chat with the rest of us. Honestly, you’re so nice & I love you so much even though we still needa bond??? But you’re absolutely HILARIOUS like please let me love you more y/y <3 

@hakureimaiden - IRMA IRMA IRMA IRMA !!! <333333 MY FAM!!! AF!!!!!!!! Dude, the clancla you sent I’ve received <3 but oh my god no I love you so much like who knew Reimu and Kirigiri were going to be like PLATONIC SOUL MATES? WHO KNEW WE’D HAVE SUCH A LIT FRIENDSHIP??? ESPECIALLY WHEN WE STREAMED LIKE SHARNADO AND OTHER THINGS OH GOD. From angst hell via DPOE to the meme times now like good lord I love you so MUCH LIKE I CAN WRITE ESSAYS ABOUT YOU. YOU MADE ME LOVE TOUHOU AGAIN. FUCKING STAY HELLA DANK M’DUDE <3

@mcncheri / @sadiques -  MICHAEL <3 Listen dude, you’re EXTREMELY talented like your art is SUPER amazing & I love your portryal for Adrien & Yandere-kun. Like I know shit over there is really tough, but just know I’m always here if you needa vent or ramble. Like I’m not the best at handling some stuff but just know you mean a lot to me & that I want you to be happy & to have a good time <3 Honestly, I miss you quite a bit but I totally get like life & other shenanigans tbh 

@exsspes - NINA MY TWINZIE AF OH MY GOD I LOVE NINA!!! I LOVE NINA SO GOD DAMN MUCH. LISTEN. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU FUCKING MEME I WILL SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MT. EVEREST TO PROCLAIM MY LOVE TO YOU. Like you have SUCH adorable & amazing art, & I LOVE how you portray Naegi---especially DESPAIR! Naegi. Af oh my GOD GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT. Like I’m STILL amazed to this day how well we bonded too?? Like we immediately had chemistry & just skyrocketed in bonding like jesus CHRIST WE ARE ALWAYS ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH TOO??? LIKE NEVER STOP BEING YOU. LET ME LOVE YOU FOREVER. 

@datxra - Jess~ <3 You’re one of the memers that lasted with me since the 2014 decade af. Honestly, AnR was one hell of a series & to be honest I didn’t think any AnR Rper would remain to this day. Clearly I’m proven wrong since you’re with the shit midget LMAO but fuck I love the chemistry she has with Kirigiri & it’s so much fun exploring & actually developing their story?? Like IT ALL STARTED FROM AN ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE. Here they are, getting pets together, Kirigiri saving her from her assassin life, & just holy SHITTTTTTTT THEY CAME SUCH A LONG WAY. I also love talking to you OOC whenever I can too since you’re SUCH A JOY TO TALK TO??? LIKE LET ME LOVE YOU. FOREVER. YOU’RE STUCK WITH ME. <3

@kagerou-days-konoha - ZAK!!!! We don’t talk too much, but I’m glad to see you’re still around! I miss the days we had before but it’s so nice to see you pop around to say hi once a while & just all your small gifts here & there make me smile. I cherish them honestly. From your drawings to your steam game gifts. You’re sweet & amazing & I hope things are going well for you out there! <3

@kanzukiisms - MY SON! M’BOY! Listen, we’ve been through so much but I love you a lot holy fuck. I’m happy & glad to see things are a bit better for you over there & how you’re always striving to be better <3 While we don’t talk a lot anymore, I still love you & like god---take good care of yourself over there alright? Mother is always here & ready to M E M E. Also congratulations on ALL your achievements! I’m proud of you. <3