#but make it weird and hot

[notsanguineatall]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Sam Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jo Harvelle, various angels Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Christmas, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Human, Swearing, so much swearing Summary:

Dean looks down at the plate of party food and frowns. "You were all excited about coming out and seeing me. But Cas had already planned this shindig. I didn't want you to back out."

Sam's smile falters. "His brothers are coming, aren't they?"

"Not all of them! Just a few. One or two." Dean looks doubtful for a minute. "Three? I forget what Cas said. But not--" He cuts himself off. "It'll be fine."

"Not the prick," Sam says dully.

"Hey!" Dean says, spreading his arms wide. "Would I do that to you? I swear, Gabriel won't be here. He's not even coming back to town for Christmas."

(Or: Sam goes home for Christmas and is visited by the Ghosts of Holiday Parties, Doomed Teenage Romances, and Second Chances.)

[whathehonestfuk]

Some guy Steve and rockstar Eddie

Steve sees Eddie out in public and partially recognizes him, no idea he's famous but in one of those I've definitely seen your face before but he can't get his concussion riddled brain to place where

Eddie meanwhile is bracing himself for either an over eager fan or based on how angry Steve's confused face is for him to start shouting about 'satan worship'

Imagine Eddie's surprise when Steve does finally approach him he simply asks 'do you know Dustin?'

[halles-comet]

I know none of you watch solar opposites because you’re normal women but they obviously had to fire Justin Roiland and instead of finding a close approximation of his voice and just kind of ignoring it they shot his character in the throat with a dart and replaced him with esteemed British dramatic actor Dan Stevens which should just like be the industry protocol for me too’d shitbag job stuff

[thatoneautisticshark]

Price was widely considered the Ghost whisperer as rookies called him. Ghost was considered a bit of a wild card. He was quick to disagree with his superiors depending on what they said.

But he never disagreed with Price or if he did, it was calm collected "With all due respect sir, I don't think that is the best option". The few times anyone had ever seen him even get actually mouthy, he shut up at just a look from Price.

Price had successfully got Ghost wrapped around his little finger back he was just a lieutenant, and Ghost was a mouthy combative sergeant.

Price had been tired, having just come back from break. And one break he was helping look after his little cousins, and Ghost was reminding him of his little cousins. So naturally his sleep deprived mind decided to deal with it the same way.

Kiss his forehead, and the confusion will shut him up.

So price leaned forward placing a peck on the non masked forehead, and the younger man froze.

"What?...I... huh?"

Price simply shrugged "Shh"

And for about a month it worked, every time Ghost got mouthy, price would simply kiss him somewhere, and he shut it.

Then he started getting more mouthy then usual and price sighed. "Is my method no longer working?"

Ghost grinned at him "Well maybe I'm trying to get kisses" He teased watching price freeze.

Price, to his credit only took about ten seconds to snap back to himself. "Well behaved and you get a proper kiss. Be annoying and you only get a peck."

Simon paused, not expecting that. "Bet".

To prices absolute bafflement, Ghost indeed behaved with no mouthing off, the whole next day.

Back in his office he pulled the sergeant by his chin, gently kissing him, which Ghost melted into.

Nowadays, it didn't stop at kissing, If Ghost was good, or helped with paper work a hand would go down the pants and they had to clean the desk.

So yes Ghost behaved for Price, because his lips and dick were just too good.

[gothgirlblogger]

[gothtarrare]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

We, collectively as a society, NEED to return to making weird freak ass goth girls and overall weird girl characters!!!

We must return to the age of drawing weird little girls with knives and edgy sayings that belong on a 90s Hot Topic shirt!!!

THESE ARE THE TYPES OF OCS I WANT TO SEE FROM NOW ON, DAMNIT!!!!

I WANT TO SEE BLINGEE STYLE GIFS OF SAID OCS ON YOUR BLOG LIKE ITS YOUR FUCKING 2005 MYSPACE PAGE, GOD DAMNIT!!!

🗣🗣🗣AND YALL BETTER BE DESIGNING MERCH FOR YOUR WEIRD GIRL OCS TOO EVEN IF YOU AREN'T GONNA EVER MAKE SAID MERCH TRUST ME ITS FUN!!!🗣🗣🗣

[still-confus3d]

top 5 teacher crush canon events:

1. The prolonged forbidden eyecontact

2. Hanging out with them during breaks and free periods/that one deep convo

3. Getting better at their subject/their subject being your best one

4. Searching for them in the hallways during the days you don't have them

5. Stalking their socials and trying to find pictures from their youth

HM- Memorising their license plate and always looking out for their car in public

[red-writes]

Soulmate au where you get wet dreams about your soulmate and the closer you get to them the more details are revealed about them in the dreams. You’ve always had dreams about your soulmate, nothing that would give you much information just small details like the fact that he has a tongue piercing and his nails are always painted black. but when your sister comes home and introduces you to her boyfriend of 2 months #1 hero Bakugou Katsuki, that same night you’re riddled with the most disgusting wet dream ever and it’s Katsuki’s face you can see clearly as he fucks you into the mattress.

[nyahsworld14]

There is something to be said about how Sinners isn't saying to lock the door on black culture and never let anyone else in. A big part of the scene of Sammie singng at the juke joint is the fact that there are other cultures involved. The chinese characters are accepted gladly and their culture is also shown in the process of looking back and forward.

In my opinion Sinners does point to the issue that white supremacy and a lot of white people who don't think they are racist like to iron over the culture they take in. Seperate it from the context and the people who created the culture until the heart of it is basically gone.

Remmick is a racist, but he also would have likely had a chance to interact with the culture in a normal way and connect with his own if he had just accepted that he wasn't the center of Sammie's music. The need to rip away Sammie's memories, talent, and culture and assimilate it into the hoard for his own gain without caring about what that culture means for the people it came from is the issue with Remmick. It is also the issue with a lot of people who want to view and interact with black culture, but get icked out when they actually have to be faced with the centuries of struggle that led to that genre of music, or dance, or hairstyle being created.

[spaceandbones]

I fully believe if L whipped his dick out at quite literally ANY point in the series Light would suck it with 0 questions asked. Like it wouldn't even be an internal debate and the inner monologue would be exactly like their tennis match. I'm not even sure either of them would consider it sex and it would not be weird

[beeduoo]

i really like that one tiktok

[justs13rra]

[still-confus3d]

how I (an unstable 17 year old) look at my middle-aged teacher when he doesn't pay any attention to me during the class (it's 7 in the morning and he's teaching a class of 25 students)

[okinmars]

Accumulated Twitter drawings because the brainworms won't give me a break

[notebookpapers]

I see your “Cecil could survive TMA but Jon couldn’t survive Night Vale” posts and I raise you: Carlos (the dad, the myth, the legend) could survive both easily

[casterhex]

i enjoy fiddlestan and i get that people just want them to be happy and that’s why they draw them all cutesy but in a canon-compliant setting this is a genius inventor with early onset brain damage and a guy who chewed his way out of a car trunk. both united in having their connections with their families severed and being personally victimized by ford pines. being gay has to make them worse before it makes them better