#but make it weird and hot

[notsanguineatall]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Sam Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jo Harvelle, various angels Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Christmas, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Human, Swearing, so much swearing Summary:

Dean looks down at the plate of party food and frowns. "You were all excited about coming out and seeing me. But Cas had already planned this shindig. I didn't want you to back out."

Sam's smile falters. "His brothers are coming, aren't they?"

"Not all of them! Just a few. One or two." Dean looks doubtful for a minute. "Three? I forget what Cas said. But not--" He cuts himself off. "It'll be fine."

"Not the prick," Sam says dully.

"Hey!" Dean says, spreading his arms wide. "Would I do that to you? I swear, Gabriel won't be here. He's not even coming back to town for Christmas."

(Or: Sam goes home for Christmas and is visited by the Ghosts of Holiday Parties, Doomed Teenage Romances, and Second Chances.)

[nyahsworld14]

There is something to be said about how Sinners isn't saying to lock the door on black culture and never let anyone else in. A big part of the scene of Sammie singng at the juke joint is the fact that there are other cultures involved. The chinese characters are accepted gladly and their culture is also shown in the process of looking back and forward.

In my opinion Sinners does point to the issue that white supremacy and a lot of white people who don't think they are racist like to iron over the culture they take in. Seperate it from the context and the people who created the culture until the heart of it is basically gone.

Remmick is a racist, but he also would have likely had a chance to interact with the culture in a normal way and connect with his own if he had just accepted that he wasn't the center of Sammie's music. The need to rip away Sammie's memories, talent, and culture and assimilate it into the hoard for his own gain without caring about what that culture means for the people it came from is the issue with Remmick. It is also the issue with a lot of people who want to view and interact with black culture, but get icked out when they actually have to be faced with the centuries of struggle that led to that genre of music, or dance, or hairstyle being created.

[berridollsblog]

──★ ˙🍓 ̟ !!

[whathehonestfuk]

Some guy Steve and rockstar Eddie

Steve sees Eddie out in public and partially recognizes him, no idea he's famous but in one of those I've definitely seen your face before but he can't get his concussion riddled brain to place where

Eddie meanwhile is bracing himself for either an over eager fan or based on how angry Steve's confused face is for him to start shouting about 'satan worship'

Imagine Eddie's surprise when Steve does finally approach him he simply asks 'do you know Dustin?'

[gothtarrare]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

We, collectively as a society, NEED to return to making weird freak ass goth girls and overall weird girl characters!!!

We must return to the age of drawing weird little girls with knives and edgy sayings that belong on a 90s Hot Topic shirt!!!

THESE ARE THE TYPES OF OCS I WANT TO SEE FROM NOW ON, DAMNIT!!!!

I WANT TO SEE BLINGEE STYLE GIFS OF SAID OCS ON YOUR BLOG LIKE ITS YOUR FUCKING 2005 MYSPACE PAGE, GOD DAMNIT!!!

🗣🗣🗣AND YALL BETTER BE DESIGNING MERCH FOR YOUR WEIRD GIRL OCS TOO EVEN IF YOU AREN'T GONNA EVER MAKE SAID MERCH TRUST ME ITS FUN!!!🗣🗣🗣

[gothgirlblogger]

[halles-comet]

I know none of you watch solar opposites because you’re normal women but they obviously had to fire Justin Roiland and instead of finding a close approximation of his voice and just kind of ignoring it they shot his character in the throat with a dart and replaced him with esteemed British dramatic actor Dan Stevens which should just like be the industry protocol for me too’d shitbag job stuff

[thatoneautisticshark]

Price was widely considered the Ghost whisperer as rookies called him. Ghost was considered a bit of a wild card. He was quick to disagree with his superiors depending on what they said.

But he never disagreed with Price or if he did, it was calm collected "With all due respect sir, I don't think that is the best option". The few times anyone had ever seen him even get actually mouthy, he shut up at just a look from Price.

Price had successfully got Ghost wrapped around his little finger back he was just a lieutenant, and Ghost was a mouthy combative sergeant.

Price had been tired, having just come back from break. And one break he was helping look after his little cousins, and Ghost was reminding him of his little cousins. So naturally his sleep deprived mind decided to deal with it the same way.

Kiss his forehead, and the confusion will shut him up.

So price leaned forward placing a peck on the non masked forehead, and the younger man froze.

"What?...I... huh?"

Price simply shrugged "Shh"

And for about a month it worked, every time Ghost got mouthy, price would simply kiss him somewhere, and he shut it.

Then he started getting more mouthy then usual and price sighed. "Is my method no longer working?"

Ghost grinned at him "Well maybe I'm trying to get kisses" He teased watching price freeze.

Price, to his credit only took about ten seconds to snap back to himself. "Well behaved and you get a proper kiss. Be annoying and you only get a peck."

Simon paused, not expecting that. "Bet".

To prices absolute bafflement, Ghost indeed behaved with no mouthing off, the whole next day.

Back in his office he pulled the sergeant by his chin, gently kissing him, which Ghost melted into.

Nowadays, it didn't stop at kissing, If Ghost was good, or helped with paper work a hand would go down the pants and they had to clean the desk.

So yes Ghost behaved for Price, because his lips and dick were just too good.

[carlyraejepsans]

is it valid to say that based on kris' reaction to coming home to sans and toriel that they look like hella uncomfortable

and is it also valid to say i like sans undertale ultimately more than i do sans deltarune

i don't really like deltarune sans much either lmao, it's like i said once: he's not sans undertale YET. he needs to lose everything he has before he gets to have even a sliver of the presence and love i have for him in undertale. he gets a couple of pretty fun gags in DR, and with the next chapter dealing with bitter jealousy according to gerson (it's not a coincidence soriel got #confirmed at the end of chapter 4 when asgore's been Like That), it's possible he might get a bigger role going forward. which i have to say feels really fucking weird tbh, but I'll let toby and the team cook.

[alverrann]

POV ur a brand new ensign and you accidentally trip and stumble into the captain. What happens?

Archer: catches u and laughs about it with u but u still end up feeling kind of silly

Kirk: catches u and rizzes u up accidentally just by being himself

Picard: is more awkward abt it than u are

Sisko: catches you but you kind of wish u died

Janeway: catches u and also laughs but you dont feel silly after, even though coffee got spilled all over

(I've always wanted to do one of these posts 😁)

[yuriko240]

fan art for sundowning by @losersimonriley on ao3!! finally finished this fic last month, and OHHH MY HEAARTTTT!!!!! UEUEUEUE love love loved this fic

also shoutout to @verdantcreek for letting me scream in their dm's while i worked on this— ALSO GO CHECK OUT THIER FAN ART FOR THIS FIC!!!! ITS SO GOOD WAHHH!!!! genuinely i adore it so much and look at it often

alt blurred version below

[spaceandbones]

I fully believe if L whipped his dick out at quite literally ANY point in the series Light would suck it with 0 questions asked. Like it wouldn't even be an internal debate and the inner monologue would be exactly like their tennis match. I'm not even sure either of them would consider it sex and it would not be weird

[igiveupreally]

Some stuff on metalocalypse. I haven't held a pen for so long damn

[still-confus3d]

I wish intelligent men were real smh

[red-writes]

Soulmate au where you get wet dreams about your soulmate and the closer you get to them the more details are revealed about them in the dreams. You’ve always had dreams about your soulmate, nothing that would give you much information just small details like the fact that he has a tongue piercing and his nails are always painted black. but when your sister comes home and introduces you to her boyfriend of 2 months #1 hero Bakugou Katsuki, that same night you’re riddled with the most disgusting wet dream ever and it’s Katsuki’s face you can see clearly as he fucks you into the mattress.

[ganondoodle]

as funny as this scene is ... toby and the team are very good at combining humor and serious things (or rather, the humor works so well bc it has a solid base? idk words) the longer i think about it the 'worse' it gets

even with them trash talking each other constantly its so obvious that they still care (they share so many phrases and themes you cant even tell who got what from whom.. though i suppose its more likely spamton got them from Tenna .... but also he would have had to be there for quite a while to have so many similarities) even if its complicated- and like, spamton kind of sounds so genuinely happy here?? and the fact he (if you have the dealmaker) comes out of your inventory on his own here when Tenna talks to himself about being at his lowest and wishing him back (more or less) is kinda heartbreaking to me????? for all i know (cut me some slack its been a long time) we dont know why spamton never came back or left in the first place (and there is the thought of ... would he have even been able to come back given that they are all tied to physical objects and to get Tenna to safety later -if you dont let him die- susie literally has to carry him away) and even if its some sense of resentment or pride or shame or something that made him stay away/avoid him, NOW that you got him here and he hears and sees this he actually makes a move????????

for all that spamton is weird and kinda fucked up for unkown(?) reasons, treated badly (even if for good reason(??) i dont remember everything of the first chapters) and everything im just so?? he could have just stayed in your inventory like hes done before but he doesnt

but you also cant really blame Tenna for reacting the way he does here (and yes i do think he knew it was spamton and the overblown reaction was mostly trying to think of soemthing to do bc HOW would you handle this?? and also i do think he could be petty about it but also maybe overreacting ... i know how it feels to overreact in weird ways ahaha- just .. i get it but, dude, why q-q)- you were hiding and he was talking to himself and then spamton just freakinge appears in front of him like that (when Tennas desperate attempt to avoid being thrown away fails, no matter how far he went, when everything is falling apart, when its kinda .. too late) after who knows how long of silence, knowing literally nothing about where he went or why (yet he still kept the pipis.......)---

and then how spamton says hes never gonna do that again, while understandably so and very funny in the moment, im just so .... the one time he actually does seem to try to reconnect (?) with someone he seems to have actually genuinely cared about he gets rejected like that (for also understandable reasons aaaaah) and swears to never try that again ......................................................

blaming each other for their downfall but still caring and then fumbling the one chance they get to meet again im so .............................................. fine about it.

(and not to derail but why .... why is it so easy to let Tenna disappear or die ..............?? even if you do all the nice things if you dont go to the hub after church (if thats possible, i dont ...actually know), or dont give him to mettaton, toriel throws him out and once it rains and hes outside its like the last chance to get him to safety (and most people would probably avoid going there before the church bc you are told to go home when its raining and most would then check everything else first and end up in the church at night.. skipping out on finding him outside in the rain and after that he is just gone??? (i think?)- ALSO if you dont recruit enough/are nice enough Susie says she still went back and searched for him in the dark world (i love her so much) but couldnt find him and the other NPCs refused to help out.................. the boarded up tv room in the hub??? arhj my heart man q-q .......... and when you actually break him the broken TV just stays in the room????????? at least spamton can just chill in your inventory nfjksbfshfkjnfksl)

((also also ...i found it weird you dont get to see susie help him in the dark world or the sealing of the fountain there, i know its at the end of the chapter and sth happens with Kris and the shelter but ... i think thats the only time we havent seen the actual sealing?? and then she tells you what happened if you interact with the TV instead ... i do love the highly missable dialog of her telling you she found and patched Tenna up with the help of the other NPCs if you got them all recruited though.... qwq))

(sorry these thoughts have been spiraling around sicne i woke up today and i literally could not concentrate on work at all bc i kept ... thinking about it .... either way these all all just current incoherent thoughts im throwing around........ i hope we get to see Tenna again later on, though i kind of doubt that)