#but like. jesus fucking christ man
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emerging from my uni's course enrolments portal covered in blood and snot and dried tears and visibly trembling
#ok so first of all apparently i was supposed to enrol in my courses like two weeks ago.#it's not too late to do it now but still um whoops#second of all#my uni has this absolutely batshit parallel system of different study periods#in addition to semesters they also have trimesters and 'sessions'#so half of my classes are running according to the normal predictable schedule of semesters#and half of them are in 'sessions' that start and end at different times.#which means that i'd been assuming i wouldn't have to go back to uni until late february which is when my classes started this year#but nope. turns out shit starts up again for me on THE THIRD OF JANUARY UH OH#and FURTHERMORE last year they decided to um restructure the way my degree is delivered <3#so several of the classes i've done have been renamed or made redundant#and some of the ones that my schedule from 2021 says i'm supposed to do are no longer offered#or are still offered but have been moved to different times etc#leaving me extremely confused as to what subjects i'm supposed to enrol in and when#and whether or not i will have completed all the prerequisites for graduation or not#ANYWAY i've booked a zoom consultation and done my best to figure it out on my own in the meantime#but like. jesus fucking christ man
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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NUMBER ONE?! NUMBER FUCKING O N E?! ON TUMBLR?! T U M B L R ? !
#Jesus Christ man#Kendrick Lamar#Drake#drizzy drake#diss track#like what even. I was shocked when it was at 9th but number 1? number 1 on the lgbt fandom obsessed site where we listen to mcr Radiohead#lemon demon tv girl girl in red k-pop and all of that shit but it’s Kendrick who trends no 1. what FUCKING reality. What reality man…#like that#euphoria#6:16 in la#meet the grahams#not like us#rap#ive also just noticed that my post is one of the headliner ones lmfao (fourth one in)
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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.
#hermitaday#zombiecleo fanart#zombiecleo#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#my art#cw cannibalism#cannibalism#no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is#being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man#no wonder she's so messed up like. wow#please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder#i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo
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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick
#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD#vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK#“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face#fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE#genuinely its not hard#“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP#would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy#YOURE FUCKING STUPID#like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ#mate do you want rights or not#do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#smart posting wow#should i tag#you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID#i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord#idk how to tag wait#kamala harris#joe biden#idk man#just fucking vote#us politics#election 2024#us elections#american politics
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hi ive been going through it a little bit
#school is actively kicking my ass and ive never been so busy but they are single handedly keeping me sane help#if you told me like three months ago that id be ahving yet another superhero phase i would have curled into a ball and died#its very comfy here in hell though thats for sure#i adore them sm jesus fucking christ#spiderman has been a fav of mine since i was a kid and watching the ultimate spiderman show on tv#and deadpool has been coming up in the ranks as of recently lol#again#hilarious that i watched dp/wv and came out hardcore shipping spideypool lmfao#i dont know how that happened but idc this is awesome#i wanna do mire finished pieces but i have basically no time so yayayyyyyy doodle dump#hope you all are well!#spiderman#spider man#peter parker#I SHOULD POINT OUT NOT HIS MCU VERSION PLEASE NO#deadpool#wade wilson#spideypool#spiderpool#marvel#ok bye
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I’m sorry, Louis’ face here fucking kills me. The way he looks between Armand and Daniel (with Armand giving Daniel HARD come hither vibes) makes me cackle every time I see it
(Also if anyone knows who’s gif this is lemme know… cause I want to credit them)
#I’m laughing so hard Armand is like I wanna fuck that old man rn on every surface#and Louis is like oh Jesus Christ here we go *scoff laugh* 🙄#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#Armand#daniel malloy#loumand#devils minion#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY
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PERCEVAL THE UNHAPPY, THE MISERABLE, THE UNFORTUNATE, THE FISHER KING!
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
ALRIGHT alright. so previously I did an illustration that explained the premise of all this, that it's inspired by the narrative choices that Bresson made in his film Lancelot du Lac etc
to dive in more into it (because this is something like derivative fiction. I'm putting concepts into a blender and seeing what comes out of it): the setting is haunted by the previously existing narratives that started cannibalizing each other until it regurgitates itself into the more well known narrative beats, and something else about the invasive rot of christianity and empire mythmaking into settings. it's an intertextual haunting, if you will! and this scene takes place during the grail quest narrative, but the temptation of Perceval plays out differently.
in both Chretien (and Wolfram's) Perceval narratives, what 'wakes' Perceval up (in more ways than one. desire and self actualization in one go!) is seeing knights, something his mother tried hard to keep him from. so instead of the temptation of lust & etc in the Morte narrative taking the form of a lady, it takes the form of a knight. the temptation to renounce one's faith to serve something else remains.
so Perceval still stabs himself, but instead of continuing on the grail quest in the shadow of Galahad, he becomes the narrative's Fisher King because his earlier state of being as a the grail quest hero is creeping back into his marrow. it was waiting for an opening, and stabbing yourself in the thigh is one hell of a parallel!!!
that wound isn't going to heal buddy, and the state of the setting will now be reflected on your body. sure hope that Arthur hasn't like. corrupted the justice of the land or anything. that sure would suck for your overall health.
all the red in this sequence is because in de Troyes' Perceval, Perceval takes the armor of the Red Knight and becomes known as the Knight in Red.
and now for the citations, which I will try to order in a way that makes sense!
Seeing Knights For The First Time
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
The Temptation of Perceval
Le Morte Darthur, Mallory (modernized by Baines)
The Fisher King, and Perceval The Unfortunate
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Perceval and Gender, etc.
Clothes Make The Man: Parzival Dressed and Undressed, Michael D. Amey
On Wounds
Wounded Masculinity: Injury and Gender in Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte Darthur, Kenneth Hodges
The Red Knight
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Arthur and the Corruption of Justice
The Failure of Justice, the Failure of Arthur, L.K. Bedwell
#long post#GOD IS IT A LONG POST#i am so so sorry for that.#knights knights knights!#komiks tag#blood cw#if it wasn't clear: i dislike galahad so much. he represents so much i cant stand and worst of all he ROBBED MY MAN#OF HIS NARRATIVE#but like. what's christianity but theft acting uwu innocent about all the shit they did tbqh#fucking. la croix jesus christ over here.#sir perceval
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Not really a request but what are your headcanons on the JJK men's dick sizes?
OHOHO cracks knuckles i can do that. going full in like nanami should be in me rn dick-scriptions time
characters: gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, toji fushiguro, sukuna, choso, atsuya kusakabe
GOJO SATORU : a bit above average, a good 6.5 ~ 7in. slight curve upwards. a good 2.5 ~ 3.5in thick. pretty pink flush on the tip, shaft a few shades darker than his skin tone. cut. carpets match the drapes of course, he keeps it trimmed. fun trail tell me i'm wrong (i'm not). super sensitive vein on the underside. sensitive thighs too. grower.
GETO SUGURU : honestly, average cock size. he rounds up to five inches but we all know it's 4 3/4. two inches thick. like gojo, a nice pink flush and a few shades darker. no curve. for sure has a piercing, prince albert probably; silver jewelry. uncut. not a jungle, mildly maintained. sensitive head, especially with the piercing. shower.
NANAMi KENTO : nothing overwhelming, though still impressive. 7.5in long, 3in thick. cut, duel toned because of it. top half is more pink than the rest. short trim. curve to the left. right under the head is the key, he'll bite back a really embarrassing noise if you focus there. grower.
TOJi FUSHiGURO : i pray for y'all toji simps for real, cause fuck. 8.5in easy. 4 inches thick minimum. man built like a tripod. uncut, darker with red undertones. upwards curve. jacob's ladder. three of 'em. this man doesn't shower i'm so sorry. two prominent veins when you pull back the foreskin, sensitive but he'll never show it. shower.
SUKUNA : i pray for y'all as well. find a pringles can. it's bigger. ten inches long, four inches thick. curves upwards and a tad to the right. cut, pale so it gets a nice flush. his tattoos make an appearance, wrapping around the shaft a few times. grower thank god.
CHOSO : average length, 5.5in but thick. four inches. curve to the right, uncut. darker than his skin tone by around four shades. not super trimmed, a delicious fun trail leading to a mild bush. mildly sensitive head, though go for his navel and you'll get a lovely show of him getting all breathy and twitching. shower.
ATSUYA KUSAKABE : i've only just met this man but i want him. carnally. so... six inches in length and 2.5 in width. cut, duel toned though you can't really tell until he's flushed and the top half goes a pretty dark pink. like choso, tasteful amount of hair with the fun trail. one prominent vein that's sensitive, under the head too. grower.
#💌 ; asks.#gonna tag. all of them. hello *dies*#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x male reader#gojo satoru x male reader#geto suguru x male reader#nanami kento x male reader#toji fushiguro x male reader#sukuna x male reader#choso x male reader#atsuya kusakabe x male reader#tagging m!reader even tho it's not specific cutely#i wrote this instead of doing the dishes like my dad reminded me a good five times#me holding up a ruler while writing this: jesus christ. fuck.#i was gonna add mahito but that man can just change it at will and lies too. has never told the truth in his life#✏️ ; works.
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ark aftermath
#being in the ark with knives who had gathered such immense power definitely fucked with vash's brain#their fight before the ark haunts me. what do you mean 'blackness of decay' jesus christ#it reminds me of 'youve got more of them...scars'#knives seeing that his brother is actively like. dying.#also what do u mean knives tried to merge with him. that definitely took a toll on both of them#anyway so vash has vivid hallucinations of his brother and whatnot#wolfwood hates himself for that obviously#just imagine the horror he would experience if vash called him 'knives'#vash literally spitting blood because 1) anxiety 2) hes so fucking tired and tortured and shit#he wants a break guys give him a break#but ooobviously vash (the man he is) he'll never accuse wolfwood of trapping him in the ark. of betraying him etc#so he'll just be happy to be there alive and relatively well and hope the same for his brother#at least for the time being before vash meets him and kills him#this is the longest comic ive made sorry if it feels a bit rushed/not well concluding#best i can do#its been kicking my ass for the past week and i just wanted to be done w it#trigun#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun maximum#trigun fanart#my art#millions knives#<- for a fragment of a second#what else#tw hallucinations#tw blood#tw emetophobia
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chat the voices are loud again
#nebula rambles#shitpost#i think if from what i've peeped that the utmv fandom are scary as FUCK#i've been keeping a relative eye on things for the hell of it and#it feels like a car crash i can't look away from#ofc i've only seen a portion of it cause this shit is HUGE#but jesus CHRIST man
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you know what I'm forever sad never became a really really compelling arc in twelve's time (or at least not to my knowledge)?
an acknowledgement that peter capaldi already played a very notable character in the doctor who universe--in torchwood: children of earth. an acknowledgement that twelve's face already belonged to a forgettable, mediocre nobody of a tragic man, john frobisher.
an average, milquetoast man who shot his wife, his children, point blank, and then committed suicide himself, because he could and would not sacrifice his kids to the 456 to be tortured and drained alive to make the aliens' fucking recreational drug, even though he was a cog-in-the-machine part of the government that had just very comfortably decided to sacrifice "the undesirable's" children. That had decided that "well the government has to be seen in the future to have also made sacrifices. and instead of picking our own children, we have picked yours, john frobisher. a forgettable, acceptable sacrifice that none of us will feel."
and he decided no. no, you don't get my children. and I won't live with the horror of what we've done and are about to do.
Of course, with horribly personal, terrible sacrifices, torchwood wins in the end. john and his family didn't have to die. but they did. was it a cowardly move? a heroic one, given the only options he thought he had? i don't think anyone could make that judgement without being in his shoes.
now imagine...imagine if twelve was canonically acknowledged to have had this man's face. The time vortex decided john frobisher needed to be heard, to be seen once more, to teach the doctor some kind of lesson that needed to be deeply learned. give the doctor the face of a deeply imperfect, desperate, trapped father who did not know how to do the right thing.
and then fucking play with it.
#THINGS I AM THINKING ABOUT#john frobisher#torchwood#twelve#the twelfth doctor#doctor who#doctor who universe#chatting into the void#john frobisher was a good man scene has haunted my thoughts since i saw that shit in high school like jesus fucking christ
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Some quick lil pics of this guy!!! He is my baby girl… my goofy goober… my terrifying cross dimensional sweetie pie..
#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#the spot#spider verse#spiderman#spider man#doodles#spiderverse spoilers#except not rlly?? like… I just drew him being cute lol#anyway yeah!!! I banged these out fucking FAST. just cuz.. I had to fucking draw him. I had to make fanart#could not take my time had to draw this weirdo NOW#I love him… loved this whole fucking movie.. Jesus fucking Christ#johnathan ohnn#I googled his actual name lol#atsv
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a taehyung a week until he's released ♥
week 10/52 for @aprylynn ♥
#bts#btsedit#btsgif#dailybts#btsdaily#taehyung#kim taehyung#dailybangtan#userbangtan#usersan#heyryen#userpat#tuserandi#userdimple#raplineuser#rjshope#annietrack#usersky#userkelli#kthedit#***#*taw#the layers on these are actually kind of insane idk what the fuck goes on in this dvd but like jESUS CHRIST STOP IT#anyways hi apryl i understand why u suggested this i am losing my mind#literally getting the footage for this had me KICKIN MY FEET FR FR#IM DOING IT RN AS IM POSTING LIKE WTF LOOK AT HIM#STOP MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE CAMERA SIR I WILL FIGHT YOU WHERE U STAND#anyways ahem i am suffering i will always be suffering bc of this man thank YOU
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is it the omega verse au in Nazi Germany during the Holocaust one? or is this a new one?
i think my entire family just rolled in their graves reading this.
what do you mean The Omega Verse au in Nazi Germany during the Holocaust. what possessed someone to write omegaverse about a fucking genocide. what part of this seemed appropriate
#what#from katya#not a tag#jesus christ man#as someone who had family die in the holocaust this is such an insane thing to read#like is this well known??? as a fanfic???#what the fuck?
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People who infantilize autistic coded characters are the weakest link in society's chain.
How are you gonna look at this mf
And then tell me he's too uwu to do anything. Open your eyes, expand your brain; he thinks of the MCnasty too. Let him say fuck !!!!
#and even if he doesn't think of the mcnasty because thats also valid he is still a fucking ADULT jesus fucking christ#his trains arent the only thing he can get railed WHO SAID THAT#HE CAN CHOO CHOO IN MANY WAYS#i kinda hate that even after aaaalll this years the same stereotype prevails so bad like even when people do write him in serious things#he still gets infantilized like 'uwu he doesn't know anything too pure too saint' bitch look at me in my gay eyes and tell me he#didn't look at mello's leather covered ass when he went to pick up his photo that's why he didn't turn y'all can't see my vision#anyway rant over because i could do a ted talk about this shit but i won't because i get easily angry at how bad people see my fav character#my damn point is that if u infantilize near then i suggest u to read the manga again my man has fucking HOBBIES but aint a child#peace out🙂↔️✌🏻
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