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All right. So.
Not all of these things are in the same passage in Leviticus (18, 6-23). What is included: a list of incestous relationships that are forbidden; a prohibition on intercourse while a woman is in her period (apologies for not making a trans inclusive read, but that's the phrasing of the original Hebrew); a prohibition on men to have intercourse with each other as one would with a woman; a prohibition on sacrificing one's children to the Molech, a Canaanite (or possibly Amonite) god; and beastiality.
Cross-dressing is prohibited in a different passage entirely - in Deuteronomy 22, 5, as a matter of fact. And apparently it is called an abomination there. Interestingly enough, the common reasoning I heard in Jewish circles for the problem with transness is sterilization, which is prohibited in both humans and animals according to the common interpretation of Leviticus 22, 24.
Tattoos and mixed fabrics (just mixing wool with linen, any other mixture is fine) are from a different part of Leviticus, though they're not far from the aforementioned passage. Mixed fabrics appear first in Leviticus 19, 19, and tattoos are later in the same chapter, in the 28th verse. The mixed fabrics thing is elaborated on in Deuteronomy 22, 11. And regarding lesbianism, it's true that there is no prohibition in the Hebrew Bible about it. If the New Testament had anything to say on the matter I've never heard it, because I'm Jewish.
A common reaction to learning that homosexuality and crossdressing are prohibited in the Bible is to point to a law that seems ridiculous, and point out how no one seems to follow it, so why the hell do they follow the homosexuality one? The issue with that is that usually Jews do practice that. Christianity has its way with what to keep and what not to from what they call "the Old Testament", but Jews try to keep to all the laws in the Torah, the Pentateuch. And mocking Jews for that is... Not great. So, what do gay Jewish people do with all this?
I would like to add a disclaimer here: I'm an Orthodox Jew, and am not gay, trans or queer in any way that I'm aware of. Neither am I in a queer-supporting community currently. Thus, maybe some of the queer Jews who see this post can add their angle. What I got from seeing things in the Internet so far is this:
The commandment on Mishcav Z(e)chur, male homosexuality, just says that a man shouldn't lie with another man as he would with a woman. Some, for some reason, think that there's a mistranslation and it's just about Pedophilia - which, I'm sorry to say, is likely not the case. However, a more common interpretation I've seen among Jews is that it's just a specific type of intercourse that is similar to one with a woman is prohibited. I have no deep understanding on the topic, so I'll keep it like that. Frankly, I don't know what people do with the crossdressing or sterilization commandments, but people love ignoring the latter when it comes to animals, and the former sometimes seems oddly flexible. So... IDK.
The Oral Torah, BTW, does prohibit Lesbian intercourse. I don't really want to get too deep into that, though.
I suppose no one is going to actually like this post. I'll have to see. Anyway, @moran-with-a-g, would that be what you wanted? Or do you prefer an overview of Tanach stories that are commonly seen as gay/queer?
Anyone homophobic on Tumblr? I just want a little chat
#jumblr#judaism#tanach#lgbtq#Lgbtq in judaism#Lgbtq in the tanach#I'm probably going to regret this#We'll see
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HONESTY WEEK
no please, i am being mean enough as it stands, i think dori is still sensitive after yesterday's session 🙈😭
#but like. i usually don't lie on the internet.#unless it's entertaining.#i just try to say the brutally honest stuff nicely to avoid drama 😂#mission: failed#since i have been asked about alonso ricciardo gasly russell and max fans in the last few days and weeks#🥶#idk what this emoji means besides being cold.#but it felt relevant.#you know 😂#ask#e#shey 💜
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Just found out that I am probably one of the older yandere writers on this plattform and just... omg? How are we not all the same age, I feel like we're all so mature and sweet and kind and strong and on the same wavelength if we talk with each other, but now I feel really old? Why am I almost half a decade older than you guys, what is going on??? At least we are all over 20 but damn... Some of you are closer to your actual twenties and meanwhile I am going straight for 30.
Oh my god I am really getting old...
#admin#I started writing almost 11 years ago#oh my fucking god#how time passes#this is so crazy#I usually don't care so much about age but that really threw me for a loop#not gonna lie#I got actual whiplash from that#no shade though to anyone#i am super proud of everyone who writes no matter their age ♥#just thought we all were about the same age and that illusion shattered completely#this is really crazy to me#and that's why we don't trust the internet because we can be easily be mislead by our own interpretations!#now I sound like an old lady too#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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An open letter to @staff
I already submitted this to Support under "Feedback," but I'm sharing it here too as I don't expect it to get a response, and I feel like putting in out in public may be more effective than sending it off into the void.
The recent post on the Staff blog about changing tumblr to an algorithmic feed features a large amount of misinformation that I feel staff needs to address, openly and honestly, with information on where this data was sourced at the very least.
Claim 1: Algorithms help small creators.
This is false, as algorithms are designed to push content that gets engagement in order to get it more engagement, thereby assuring that the popular remain popular and the small remain small except in instances of extreme luck.
This can already be seen on the tumblr radar, which is a combination of staff picks (usually the same half-dozen fandoms or niche special interests like Lego photography) which already have a ton of engagement, or posts that are getting enough engagement to hit the radar organically. Tumblr has an algorithm that runs like every other socmed algorithm on the planet, and it will decimate the reach of small creators just like every other platform before it.
Claim 2: Only a small portion of users utilize the chronological feed.
You can find a poll by user @darkwood-sleddog here that at the time of writing this, sits at over 40 THOUSAND responses showing that over 96 percent of them use the chronological feed*. Claiming otherwise isn't just a misstatement, it's a lie. You are lying to your core userbase and expecting them to accept it as fact. It's not just unethical, it's insulting to people who have been supporting your platform for over a decade.
Claim 3: Tumblr is not easy to use.
This is also 100% false and you ABSOLUTELY know it. Tumblr is EXTREMELY easy to use, the issue is that the documentation, the explanations of features, and often even the stability of the service is subpar. All of this would be very easy for staff to fix, if they would invest in the creation of walkthroughs and clear explanations of how various site features work, as well as finally fixing the search function. Your inability to explain how your service works should not result in completely ignoring the needs and wants of your core long-term userbase. The fact that you're more willing to invest in the very systems that have made every other form of social media so horrifically toxic than in trying to make it easier for people to use the service AS IT WORKS NOW and fixing the parts that don't work as well speaks volumes toward what tumblr staff actually cares about.
You will not get a paycheck if your platform becomes defunct, and the thing that makes it special right now is that it is the ONLY large-scale socmed platform on THE ENTIRE INTERNET with a true chronological feed and no aggressive algorithmic content serving. The recent post from staff indicates that you are going to kill that, and are insisting that it's what we want. It is not. I'd hazard to guess that most of the dev team knows it isn't what we want, but I assume the money people don't care. The user base isn't relevant, just how much money they can bring in.
The CEO stated he wanted this to remain as sort of the last bastion of the Old Internet, and yet here we are, watching you declare you intend to burn it to the ground.
You can do so much better than this.
Response to the Update
Under the cut for readability, because everything said above still applies.
I already said this in a reblog on the post itself, but I'm adding it to this one for easy access: people read it that way because that's what you said.
Staff considers the main feed as it exists to be "outdated," to the point that you literally used that word to describe it, and the main goals expressed in this announcement is to figure out what makes "high-quality content" and serve that to users moving forward.
People read it that way because that is what you said.
*The final results of the poll, after 24 hours:
136,635 votes breaks down thusly:
An algorithm based feed where I get "the best of tumblr." @ 1.3% (roughly 1,776 votes)
Chronological feed that only features blogs I follow. @ 95.2% (roughly 130,077 votes)
This doesn't affect me personally. @ 3.5% (roughly 4,782 votes)
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Bed Chem | Oscar Piastri x Singer! Reader
summary: when rumors build up calming that the couple had broken up, they decided to break the internet with a new music video
faceclaim: Sabrina Carpenter
pairings: oscar piastri x gf!singer!reader
a/n: Excuse any errors english isn’t my main language



oscxy/n via instagram !



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oscxy/n been missing them more than usual!
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user14 they usually give us nothing but i honestly prefer the “soft” launching then having nothing
-> user189 soft launching?! they’ve been doing that for like five years now. Do they know we know they are dating each other or do we still need to act ?
user17 i know they don’t owe us anything but what if they broke up? Oscar hasn’t been liking y/n’s post since january
user34 i just want what they have!!!
user67 okay but when are we getting popstar x f1 book?
user902 what y/n should do is realease “gross”!!! A instagram post is not enough
user98 let them breathe please!!!!
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f1.gossip a close source to the australian F1 driver, Oscar Piastri confirms that he and popstar, Y/n L/n are no longer together after five years of dating. Source claims that the “please please please” singer was found getting extra cozy with her music video love interest for the “Feather” music video.
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user167 this is a lie, they told me personally that they are still together!
user51 can you guys please keep their private life private
user091 gossip pages try not to invade peoples privacy, level 100
user17 why is lando lurking in the likes?
user78 please don’t tell me lando is the “close source”
user51 they have to be together!!! no one is separating my parents
user578 please!!! i know they rarely post each other but let’s make it know that they are still together
user479 guys guys guys!!! this means we are getting a new album
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y/n well, i guess it’s time to write new music again
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user16 omg it is real.
user78 y/n unfollowed oscar!!
user89 guys! guys! guys! i need someone to talk about this!!
user57 i’m sorry but this is insane
logansargent super proud of the new music!
-> user89 now we know who got logan in the divorce
user71 are we finally getting an angsty heartbreak album?!
y/n via instagram stories


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oscarandy/nupdates Oscar in Y/n's album release party?! OMG
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user72 guys? are we all seeing the same thing? the is not Oscar in the first pic
user57 don't be dell they are literally in two different places
user28 guys, let stop this. They clearly broke up. There is no point of digging more into this
user32 well, guess it's time to say goodbye to our Lover
user98 pretty sure we are finally getting a sad album
y/nhq via instagram!



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y/nhq the music video for "Bed Chem" is out right now!! feat. Oscar Piastri
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user18 I thought we were getting a heartbreak album but this is going to be the ovulation album of the century
user71 bed chem is amazing!!!
user910 guys guys guys who can I tell this too
user280 okay but the two of them making out on top of the mclaren was crazyyyy
user18 I didn't know they had it in them
user52 and we thought they broke up, those two were just rehearsing for this damn video
y/n updates via instagram!


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y/nupdates Y/n got asked how was filming "Bed Chem" with Oscar.
"Honestly, we were so shy about it at first. Like we usually are really shy when it comes to out relationship and being public about it. Now, by doing this everyone was going to see a part we see behind close doors"
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user19 guys this is crazyyyyy
user28 they are so cute I love them!!
user51 shy? Oscar's hand placement was everything but shy
user28 I know they were obsessed with eachother
user539 she was such a blushing mess in this interview
user78 I love seeing this side of our girl
y/n via insta stories! oscarpiatri via insta!


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oscarpiastri so happy to finally be my lovers, love interest. Guess I'll switch professions! (by the way, yes I'm the cute boy with the white jacket and the cute accent!)
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user17 Oscah, you little slut
user78 omg omg we finally get a post of them together
mclaren please don't
user24 they are so cute
user28 Oscar, can you fight?
y/n I love you so so much! My forever love interest
user27 Oscar, we heard bed chem...didn't imagine you as the kinky type
landonorris honestly need to get that song out of my head because I can't imagine you like that
#imagines#imagine#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 x you#oscar pastri smau#oscar pastri x reader#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x reader#formula 1#f1 2024#sabrina carpenter
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'Bye Sebastian!'
You had stared in the most of the movies of all. The cast love you, maybe some men love you more than others (fem reader)...
[this is a complete self indulgence piece of writing for me. I have loved marvel for YEARS and I always watched interviews of them all and wanted to be apart of it, it's hilarious. So this is just some of the best parts that I love, for you. Would love to do a part two...]

YOU AND MARVEL... Marvel and you. It was like bread and butter. Like peas in a pod. You were the youngest of the original seven, you were in the most movies. You were the most loved, cast and crew and fans.
Perhaps some loved you more than others...
SEBASTIAN, MACKIE & YOU,
thirst tweets,.,
Quite possibly one of the most chaotic and best loved trio's of the Marvel cast. The three of you played friends of Captain America, in some cases, maybe some of you played something a little more. But behind the scenes, the three of you made the perfect trio.
Sebastian's quiet soul with your constantly gushing one. And Mackie was there... usually to bring out the worst in you.
Once, when the three of you were staring in a Marvel show and you were all forced to read thirst tweets to each other, it got too sweet.
"I've done this far too many times," you said as Sebastian held the bucket out to you.
He grinned. "And yet the people still find the filthiest things to say about you."
"Preach," added Anthony.
Sebastian dug in first. "I want someone to look at me the way Sebastian Stan and Y/N look at each other."
The both of you aww and pull little faces to each other. You'd started the Marvel journey together, so maybe you and Seb had soft spots for each other.
Mackie was off to the side. "That's great.... that's great."
"I look at Mackie with pure loathing, so," you shrug.
Mackie takes another piece of paper. Reading: "Anthony Mackie you cutie patootie, come sit on my face I will eat you ass like a fudge brownie."
"Oh my-" you can't hide your shock as you cup your hand over your mouth and hide your blushing face.
"First of all," said Mackie. "Send a ticket bitch, let's do this."
You shake your head, still getting rid of your blush.
Sebastian's turn is next. "I don't even know what this means- Sebastian Stan is one thicc B-I-H."
You and Anthony nod. "Bitch," you both inform him.
"Right," he nods. "That's-that's kind."
"So true," you add, going in for yours. "I just wanna be Y/N's stay at home husband. The dishes will be clean, the laundry will be done and her ass will be ate- what is with all this ass eating," you look around as Mackie laughs, clapping you on the shoulder. "But thank you, I guess."
"Dog, that's already me," said Mackie, stealing the paper from you and throwing it into the distance.
You look aghast. "Anthony Mackie is not allowed anywhere near my ass."
Sebastian took another paper and started to read, chuckling to himself. "Listen, when Y/N said 'those steal blue eyes let you know where home is, that's my safe place,' about Sebastian's eyes, bitch I felt that."
"Well done for reading Bitch this time," you nudged him, proud.
Sebastian playfully glared at you, flexing his jaw like he would bite. "They didn't spell it out like that last time!"
"How do you feel about that?" asked Anthony.
Seb only meant to glance at you to share a smile but it turned to a smirk.
Of course Mackie caught up on this. "Don't look at us like that, man, you gotta look in the distance when you talk to us."
Sebastian blushed. "No I feel good, It's a good feeling, it's good."
Mackie took another paper. "Thinking about Anthony Mackie taking a nap on Sebastian Stan's couch, don't bother me."
You start cackling immediately, looking to Seb who laughed as you immediately knew where it was going.
"You have a nice couch man," said Mackie, smirking and playing it on.
"You've put this on the internet-" said Seb. "You've never seen it!"
"You have a nice couch homie!"
"He's never been to my house!" Sebastian told the camera firmly.
"That's a lie-" said Mackie as you continue to laugh to yourself in between them, "alright fine, you scared of people breaking in because of your couch, alright fine it's an awful couch." Anthony gave the camera a stern look.
"The only person to have been on my couch is Y/N and that's how it stays!" said Seb.
It's your turn to look to the camera and win, throwing your thumbs up and mouthing 'I win.'
escape room,.,
There was another time when you proved how great of a trio you were, even in a group of other people. When you, Sebastian, Anthony, Letitia and Benedict all had to do an escape room.
"Oh it's for real, they're locking us in guys!" said Letitia as the door locked and red sign flared.
Dramatically, you pulled on the handle, leaving it with all your weight. Sebastian behind you laughed.
"Chances are they don't make it out in time," Joe Russo, the director of the film and also the one to suggest this, said through the walkie talkie, but didn't realise they were linked into the room.
"Hey!" you protest.
"Find the stones," he said.
You nod and head over to Benedict Cumberbatch, patting his shoulders. "This is all you Sherlock." You instead made it your mission to just be annoying with Mackie at your side, the camera's picking up on all of it.
Eventually, Sebastian joins you and the two of you spend a good time looking around the room, trying to figure it out together.
"You better check your draws, Y/N," said the voice of Joe Russo.
Mackie clicked at you. "Y/N, take your pants off, dude."
You act to oblige but Sebastian had already found the real clue to whish Mackie whines loudly at the fact you weren't taking your pants off.
You and the group get the cards of the stones, Sebastian adding more and more as he finds most of them. Benedict finds the last one in the clock.
"Ah, that's what I was gonna do!" said Mackie.
"This is too much fun," said Russo.
"We can hear you!" you call as everyone else tries to find out the code, Sebastian alone in a corner.
"What's the number of your apartment?" asked Letitia. "Strange?"
"How's he supposed to know, he shot that film five years ago," you joke.
As everyone still tired to find out the code, you headed over to the camera man, whispering in. "I'm being really helpful."
Seb joined your side, arm ghosting your back. He hardly minded the camera crew as he asked you. "Do you think lunch will be after this?"
In that time, the code had been found, a laser had been pointed and Mackie had thrust a card into your hand, which you waved around without knowing what it was for.
"Y/N, you're holding the de-coder," said Russo.
You look around helplessly and shrug, leaving Sebastian laughing at you. But then came Anthony's desperate call for you two.
"It's this way!" the two of you chase after him, laughing all the way.
red carpets,.,
You were in the middle of an interview during the Civil war press conference, where names were being screamed and stars were flooding the carpet.
It was all going well before Mackie caught wind of you being around, and he walked over with Sebastian to greet you.
"Woah," they said.
"Oh no," you shake your head.
"Y/N, man you're looking good," said Mackie, standing up on the platform with you. "Man, oh man, let me tell you something-"
"No!" you chuckle as he throws a friendly arm around your shoulder. You notice Sebastian watching and through a helpful look at him.
"You ever see someone this good looking walking down the street, they gonna get arrested, cause they're killing everybody," said Mackie, "Look at this, pow-pow, pow-pow, pow!"
"Why don't I just let you interview each other?" said the interviewer.
Mackie took it as invitation to steal the mic and to urge the lady on, pulling up Sebastian instead. "Go on then, go on, get outta here, get outta here!" He took to looking in the camera. "Hey how's it going, I'm here with Sebastian Stan interviewing Y/N at the Civil War premier, one of the stars of Civil war-"
"One of them?"
"Tell me, Y/N, how's it going? How you feeling tonight?" asked Mackie while Sebastian couldn't do anything but stare and fix his blazer, trying to look his best.
"Next to you? Strong."
Mackie giggled.
"I'm breathing in your cologne right now, it's strong, it's good," you pat him on the shoulder.
"Hey, i'm not a player, I just shower a lot," he said to the camera.
You laugh and slowly pry the mic from his hands. "I wanna know about these two gentlemen over here, mainly Mr Sebastian Stan, tell me Sebastian, who are you wearing tonight?"
You lean across Mackie, acting as if he wasn't there to which he pretends to take offense for. It takes Seb a moment of two to stop his blushing and smiling to answer you.
"Prada, Y/N."
"Ohh, a lot of Prada," you and Mackie cheer together. "That's not me that's Jay-Z. Little black, on grey, on black, I like it," went on Mackie.
Sebastian looked to you. "Do you- do you like it?"
Mackie helped you aim the microphone to your lips.
"I love it. Love the pocket-square, really brings out your eyes."
"Someone said to me, you look like you just came out of a Chinese restaurants, I said- maybe I did!" he joked, causing you and Mackie to hold on and laugh.
"Ok so what about your workout routine?" you ask, as a way of really hitting the hard questions. You cross your arms over your chest and talk into the mic, practically blocking out Mackie, "I think the people want to know how you get all hot and sweaty. I mean- what's your chest at now, a forty-eight?"
Sebastian stops you, an accusing finger in your face getting closer. "Hang on, the last time I saw you you said I was getting smaller!"
"No, actually. I think the last time I saw you I promised I'd climb you like a tree, that-"
Mackie waved his arms around, stealing your microphone as you and Sebastian laugh, teasing each other away from the ears of the mic. "Woah, woah, woah... woah!"
And it happened again, a few years later at the premier of Endgame.
Sebastian and Anthony's character had dusted, yours hadn't so you didn't have much time to spend with them, but when you did, you all made sure to make the most chaos you could.
You creep up on an interview with Sebastian, slowly wrapping your arms around his waist and standing there, non-chalant.
It took Sebastian all of one second to know it was you.
"Oh my god, you!" he embraced you quickly, smoothing down any wrinkle he made in your outfit.
"How are you?" your voice is muffled from his side as he holds you.
"I was about to get my dance on, i'm so glad you're here!" he said, letting you go but keeping an arm around your waist.
"Your dance on?" you look between him and the interviewer, quickly saying hello.
"Yeah, she snapped, but it meant that I dusted, you know," he said.
You shrug. "Oh and you just wanted to show us your moves?"
"Yeah I was getting ready," he said. Then. Sebastian Stan took a step back, a hand on your shoulder and looked you over. "Wow, you look amazing!"
"So do you, you know your suit matches your eyes."
Suddenly, from behind the two of you, Anthony Mackie popped up and plucked the microphone from the lady and the two of you make room for him, chuckling.
"Let me tell you something- we're here-" said Mackie.
"Not again!"
"We're here with Sebastian and Y/N, here today. One the mark of greatness, another the measure of beauty. How does it feel- no, actually, Y/N, do you have any funny antidotes from what happened two years ago on set?"
You nod. "So many, you weren't in any of them," you said in the mic as Anthony pushed it closer and closer into your face.
"Was there anyone you hated on set?"
You pretend to think about it. "Um yes, Chris Hemsworth."
"Is there anyone who hates you?"
"Yes, Chris Hemsworth."
"No," Sebastian chuckled, "no one hates you."
"You're wrong, Chris Hemsworth."
"Where is he tonight?" asked Mackie, again shoving the foam of the microphone into your face.
"Far away from me," you say deep into it.
"Ok, cool, cool, i'm gonna make sure to interview Hemsworth tonight, how does that make you feel?"
"Please do."
Sebastian boasted about Mackie's suit, pointing out the pocket square tucked in his blazer pocket. "You got my Christmas gift to you?"
"I did," said Mackie, grinning, turning to explain to those listening. "He sent me a pocket square of Y/N's face."
You gasp. "I want one!"
Mackie laughed. "I put it in my pocket, hold it close to my heart."
The three of you continued to chat, bringing up the escape room you did earlier in the day.
"It was my first time doing an escape room, actually," Sebastian informed the two of you.
Mackie and you gasped, dramatically. "Mine too!" you both said.
"Oh my god I think they're in love," Said the interviewer.
"Woah, that's so crazy," Mackie said. "You know the three of us, we're just so- it's so- we just have so much in common!"
"It's a beginning every time!" Sebastian grinned.
"It's like every time we meet, we're meeting all over again!"
Sadly, the interview had to come to an end. As Sebastian was pulled away, he gave you one last hug and a kiss on your cheek, promising to find you later.
"Ay, you know this dude?" Said Mackie, watching Sebastian's assistant tug him away.
"Aw, see you soon, miss you- Bye Sebastian!" you call after him.
DID YOU SURVIVE THANOS'S SNAP?
Buzzfeed had the cast of Avengers Endgame sit and take one of their quizzes, whether or not you survived the snap of Thanos.
Finally, they paired you and Chris Evans together. Despite the two of you having been best friends and staring as them too since the first Avengers, it was rare they had you paired. And especially alone.
"Hi, I'm Y/N," Said Chris Evans.
"And i'm the better Chris, Chris Hemsworth," you said. "And we're here today with Buzzfeed to challenge whether we're pussies or not," you said, sure your little curse would be bleeped.
"Yeah, the thing-" said Chris, trying to snap his fingers, "the Thanos-"
"I'm so glad you know these movies well," you joke at the fact he couldn't even call it what it was.
Chris huffs a laugh before you start.
'Which infinity stone would you most like to get your hands on?'
"Good question," said Chris.
You raise your hands and pretend to sup his bicep. "These stones right here!"
He does his famous Chris laugh. "Ok, i'm going mind."
"Boring, i'm gonna go time."
"That's so-" said Chris, making an act of flipping the table. "That's such a you answer."
You frown, "thanks?"
'Which Disney character would you chose to join the Avengers?'
"Oh this is such a you question," you tell Chris, watching to see who he'd pick.
Chris leant back in his chair, resting his hand on the back of yours. He looked at you through his lashes. "Who do you think I'm gonna pick?"
You look back at the options, weighing them up. "You're so gonna go genie."
So he clicked the genie, because you'd said so. "What about you, huh?"
"I mean he's not gonna be helpful at all but I love stitch, I-I have a soft spot for stitch," you say, circiling the guy.
Chris again beamed. "I knew you were gonna say that!"
"You just know me so well."
'Which word would your closest friend describe you as?'
"Perfect!" said Chris for you.
"That's not an option," you tell him.
Chris pulls a face. "Well it should be for you. Actually, I don't think we're that close," he joked.
"No," you chuckle, playing along. "I only met you today."
You and Chris thought about it for a while.
"Why can't I just chose all the above?" you joked but Chris only seemed to agree with you.
"Yeah, can I just pick all of them?" Asked Chris. "Ok, no, how would you describe me?"
You look over at him, leaning on the table. "Dreamy. But that's not on there so... you're loyal, but you're funny, you're successful, i'd go loyal." you and Chris had first become friends when you were both on the Avengers set, terrified at the scale of the world you were joining. He'd joined you for lunch and ever since, whenever you did movies together, you had lunch dates together.
It still took Chris a long time to decide for you but you got there in the end.
'Which is your favourite MCU dynamic?'
There was a picture of Tony and Bruce, Steve and Bucky, Hope and Scott, Thor and Loki, your character and Bucky, your character and Natasha and then Gamora and Nebula.
"Why aren't we on here?" whined Chris as you chuckled.
"So now I just have to pick who I love more, Bucky or Natasha," you said.
"Or you could pick someone else," suggested Chris.
"No, I have to pick me."
"I'm boycotting cause you and I aren't on here."
In the end, you chose yourself and Bucky.
'And finally, what would you say is your personal character flaw?'
"Well, we don't have any so where's none?" said Chris, circling the choices.
"Yours is gonna be that you joke around too much, I can tell you that now," you told him.
Chris chucked. "Maybe I can be a bit too reckless," he said. "But you, you're- you have no faults, this is rigged!" he waves his arms out wide.
"No, maybe i'm... maybe I care too deeply?" you suggest.
Evans rolls his eyes. "That's not a fault, that's just sweet."
Finally you got to the end and your fates were decided.
"We didn't survive!" you yelled, looking at both yours and Chris's fate. "This is all because I chose stitch isn't it?"
AVENGERS ENDGAME
The Endgame press tour was wild and full. But the best part was spending it with the original guys, the one's you started it all with and would end it all with. Robert, Chris, Chris, Scarlett, Bruce and Jeremy were all your little crew.
And doing press with them was always exciting to say the least.
All of you were stood behind a podium, you were sandwiched between Chris Evans and Robert Downey as the Russo brothers determined the game.
"Most likely too," read the Russo brothers.
"Most likely to need to have a nap," you said and threw up your own face.
"Most likely to nap with you!" added Mark Ruffalo, adding his own face.
"Alright Avengers, we'll give you examples, you vote on a fellow avenger who fits each scenario- here we go!"
It almost seemed- to the camera's- that none of you were paying attention as Robert made smooch faces to the closest camera and you and Chris Evans used your cardboard cut out faces to make them kiss.
"Who is the most likely to make you laugh in the middle of a scene?"
A lot of them held up themselves, you held up Evans and Downey. Scarlet picked you and reached over to hit you over the head with the picture of your own face.
"Five hundred points to Renner for using all of them," said the Russo brothers.
Ruffalo had Renner. "I said Renner, he does an amazing squat thrust."
"Oh yes!" both you and Downey got excited at the prospect. "Give it to us Jeremy, give us your warm up, will ya."
And he obliged, dramatically lunging and squating and the such as you all cheered him on.
"Let's not over-do it, you're not thirty anymore," you told him.
"Who is the most likely to stop to read a lost dog poster?"
"Oh my god. Is that even a question?" you throw up Evan's cut out of his face, as does everyone else.
"What a weird question," said Scarlett.
"Chris Evans is a lost dog."
"He has a lost dog!" Ruffalo agreed with you. He reached over for the two of you to hold his hand and slowly, together, say your lines as if they were rehearsed and from the movie. "Someone, somewhere, lost their dog to Chris Evans."
"Yeah his whole facebook page is dogs," agreed Hemsworth.
You look down at the panel of them all. "What's facebook?"
Next was for you all to decorate your own cupcakes, the cupcake challenge.
"Using the ingredients in front of you, you each have three minutes to design a cupcake basked upon your own character!"
Everyone started piping immediately, or throwing decorations on. To your right, Downey went straight with yellow and blue, making a mountain of the icing on his cupcake while most others started moulding things.
You leant down when Robert told you to and opened your mouth and he piped in a long line of icing that had you gagging from the sugary taste.
"Y/N, what are you doing down there?" The Russo brothers asked you.
When you turned to face them, it was like glue in your mouth and blue icing was smeared on your lips.
"It's always messy to start but it comes out in the wash," said Downey.
Eventually you managed to do something with your cupcake.
"Hey, Chris you've got it on your shirt!" you told him, pointing to the area.
When Evans looked down to check the stain, you flicked his nose up, getting icing on him. It ended up with a red nose for him and he splatted his cupcake decoration on your cheek, causing you to gasp and stand, shocked.
"I feel sick, I ate too much fondant," Hemsworth complained.
"Are you just eating?" asked Scarlett.
Chris giggled. "Hmm, yea."
By the end of the three minutes, everyone but Evans and you had a cupcake to show.
"I see Evans went for the Captain America shield on Y/N's cheek, but Y/N where's yours?"
"Oh, I ate it."
MUSICAL BEERS,
an indiscreet make-out,,,
"We're about to play, musical beers, but for that we're gonna need a few more players, please welcome from the stars of Captain America, Civil war, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany, Sebastian Stan and Y/N!"
The four of you had been invited on to play musical beers with Jimmy Fallon. A game like musical chairs but when the music stops you have to reach for the closest beer cup and down it. You were joining your other Civil war star, Jeremy Renner.
As you all walked out, Sebastian dramatically un-did his blazer while the rest of you went to dirty- game talk.
"I want her out first!" Jeremy pointed at you as you copy his warm-up lunges, causing him to chuckle and push you over.
Eventually, Jimmy wrangles you into spaces. You find your spot and Sebastian slides in behind you, watching you closely.
As the music began, a rather creepy circus type music you all started prancing around the table, taking long strides and pausing too long at each cup.
Your hand kept ghosting the beer cup in case the music stopped.
"You can't do that!" yelled Sebastian and Jimmy.
You groaned loudly and rushed around to the next one. As soon as the music stopped, you grabbed and downed it along with the rest of them, all but Paul Bettany.
You look to Sebastian as you crush your cups and he takes yours, throwing it in the middle, the bin. "I hate beer."
While Paul leaves the game, complaining how this couldn't happen- he was English! You all take your spots, this time you keep a close eye on Elizabeth as she laughs at your determination.
The music starts again and quickly Jimmy falls out the game, practically lunging across the table to reach the beer. You make a dramatic move out of downing it in front of him.
Then there was you, Elizabeth, Sebastian and Jeremy left and only three beer cups.
As the music sped up, Elizabeth reached for the cup, spilling it.
You saw who do it, determined not to lose, you took a gulp of the beer. But the music was still playing!
You look around helplessly.
"Spit it back! Spit it back!" Jimmy calls.
You do so and move on, lucky enough to reach the next beer cup and for Jeremy to be out.
With no music, Sebastian stood in front of the cup you had spit back into. He looked down at it, chuckling to himself.
"I thought the music stopped!" you said, cringing.
"You can't," said Elizabeth, already having downed her beer.
You all stood, watching as Sebastian picked up the cup. He looked at you last time and took the drink. The crowd cheered, the cast laughed and you approached Sebastian as he tipped the cup upside down to show he'd drank it. "I'm sorry," you giggled.
Sebastian wrapped an arm around you. "Best beer of my life," he joked.
The game continued and the two beer cups were placed right next to each other.
"What?" you gasp.
Quickly the the game began again and Elizabeth rushed along side the empty space as you and Sebastian watched each other, checking each others move. He rushed around and then you quickly followed like you were chasing him down until you were at the beer cups.
The music stopped and Lizzie Olsen just grazed your hand by the time you and Seb had picked up the beer cups and downed them.
Lizzie went off laughing and you hugged her before taking your place for the final game.
"I'm slipping- i'm taking my shoes off for this one," you take them off and Lizzie takes them for you as you and Sebastian stand at opposite ends of the table.
"We've already made out!" he called over to you as the cup was placed in between you.
"Yeah, winning's pointless at this point," you said as the music began.
You moved easier, quicker, keeping your eyes on Sebastian although Lizzie and her laughing kept distracting you. You laughed, warning her and taking your eyes of the ball for a moment.
Sebastian was right behind you, hand on his hip and pushing back his blazer as he lingered before you both had to move with the music again.
The music went fast then slowed down, as you both kept reaching and letting go off the cup.
As Sebastian ran back around he reached for the cup as the music slowed and slowed and slowed, but never stopped.
He let it go, looking at you confused.
But as no more notes were played, you grabbed the cup and downed it.
Sebastian was already reaching for you and he barrelled into your body, holding onto you as you drank it and chucked the cup away. "No!" but in his 'dismay' he picked you up and jumped up and down celebrating your win.
"Sebastian made out with Y/N, I think he's the real winner!" said Lizzie.
YOU AND TOM HOLLAND BEING THE KIDS OF THE CAST
You and Tom Holland had hit it off instantly since meeting. Your minds were alike, your humour, everything. Honestly it was kind of frightening how quickly it went well for you guys.
fuck, marry, kill?,.,
On the infinity war press tour, everyone was given all three choices of Chris: Hemsworth, Evans and Pratt. The rest of the cast answered with such:
"Oh I don't like this game cause it has the F word in it," - Pratt.
"We-we we won't use that word, will we? We'll er make love? or just hang out with, cause they're all men and i'm married," - Hemsworth.
"This is a Disney movie," - Winston Duke.
But Tom Holland was ready.
"Fuck. Marry. Kill." Hemsworth, Pratt, Evans. And he didn't take a minute to think about it. "Sorry Evans."
"You had that answer pretty prepared."
"Yeah, a bit too prepared," he laughed.
But he wasn't the only one.
When it got to you, you only cleared your throat and answered.
"Kill. Fuck. Marry." Hemsworth. Pratt. Evans.
"You're marrying Evans?" asked the interviewer.
"If Evans asked me today, I would marry him."
korean food,.,
You and Tom, along with Pom, Benedict and Tom Hiddleston had gone to Korea for press but as far as you and Tom were concerned, it was for trying new food.
You all discussed what food you had and hadn't tried from Korea, Tom being quiet as he listened to them be listed.
"Korean BBQ," Pom added to her list.
Tom perked up from sitting next to you. "Oh yeah, that's good, that's good."
You laugh and mimic him. "Of course, you know Korean BBQ. I like the pancakes," you say when asked.
Tom gasped. "I've never had a Korean pancake."
You look shocked, as if you've never seen him before. "We have to go for pancakes before we leave."
He fist bumped the air.
That day you and the team were trying some of the most traditional Korean food. The first was a Kimbap which was the most classic thing kids would get in their lunch.
"You get to have Spider-man on that lunch box though," said Tom Hiddleston.
"Ah yeah, I did actually have a spiderman lunch box," said little Tom.
"I think I had a spiderman lunch box," added big Tom.
"I still have a spiderman lunch box," you say.
"I actually have a spiderman toothbrush, now," said Tom Holland, admitting it proudly.
"Did you have a spiderman duvet? A spiderman pillow?" asked Benedict.
"I did, I gave them to Y/N," said Tom.
You nod along, proudly. "I sleep like a baby every night."
As you dove into your first treats of the day you were also given several different drinks and the camera really loved to pick up on how Tom gently tapped the top of his can while you pierced a drink with a little straw and took a sip. You really did look like kids compared to the rest.
Tom Holland ranted about his love for Milkis while you rolled your eyes at your drink, Banana Wuyou. Upon trying each of each others drinks, you both preferred the other and continued to drink them throughout.
You all dug in. Everyone talking about how good it was while you and Tom just eat, sharing it together.
You all tried fruit, a Korean fruit from the south that you all enjoyed.
"It's a hybrid, right?" Asked Pom, stealing your attention. "Clementine, Mandarin and orange?"
"How does that happen?" Asked Tom to your side.
"Yeah, how does that happen with food?" you ask as well, the both of you waiting for answers. "How do you get a hybrid of- how does...."
You were met with blank stares.
"Life finds a way, Y/N," Hiddleston said. The host laughs as Benedict puts a hand on your shoulder.
"We'll tell you later."
"Tell us later, please," said Tom, going back to sipping his drink.
interviews,.,
Sometimes, on the rare occasion it was allowed, they put you and Tom Holland in interviews together- only to control the mess. If Tom spoiled something- either you would stop him or just get the interview derailed. If the two of you started joking around and wasted ten minutes of time, only one interview and apology had to be made.
It worked well.
For example, the time you were being asked how the two of you deal with scary moments and films.
"I do pretty well," said Tom, boasting.
"Yeah?" you ask.
"Yeah, I'm pretty thick-skinned when it comes to that sort of stuff," he said. You let him carry on talking a little more before yelling in his face and catching him off guard.
He cursed and had a fist ready at you as you just laugh.
"That Spidey sense," you teased.
Or in another when you let Tom talk and talk about the movie but he was about to say something... spoil something.
You throw your hands out and cover his mouth. "Spoiler!" you sigh, shaking your head as Tom sits, stunned for a moment.
All of a sudden you retract your hand as Tom licked it. He laughs as you hold out your hand, cringing.
"Someone- someone- get me something! Help me!" you joked.
Or another time when you and Tom sat with Benedict as a Watch Mojo interviwer readied to take her seat.
"We love Watch Mojo!" said Tom.
"No way?" she asked.
"Yeah, we're always watching it," he said.
You nod, and mimic the intro to the videos. " 'Welcome to Watch Mojo,' "
"That's me!" said the woman.
Benedict watched as you and Tom looked at each other with excited smiles, pumping your fists and getting giddy like kids.
You shift in your seat. "Can you do the intro for us?" you ask, adding a small, 'please.'
The woman almost rolled her eyes but cleared her throat and accommodated you. "Welcome to Watch Mojo!"
"Oh, no way!" Tom cheered as Benedict laughed confused at the two of you.
#marvel#the avengers#avengers#self insert#this is complete self insert#my dreams#fame dr#marvel studios#marvel cast#marvel x reader#marvel x you#marvel x fem!reader#avengers x reader#avengers x you#avengers fic#sebastian stan#tom holland#chris evans#spiderman#bucky x reader#captain america#fyp#mcu#chris evans x reader#sebastian stan x reader#Bucky Barnes#marvel thunderbolts#thunderbolts
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Diving into the Tang Dynasty!! Not gonna lie, the sheer range of clothing styles during the Tang Dynasty intimidates me a bit, I feel like at some point I'm going to get something wrong and someone's going to come along and scream at me cuz, you know, internet xD
But anyway! We start seeing some new garments that weren't around in the past dynasties, the "poqun" or paneled skirts that got moved higher and higher until they became tied right around the bust (qixiong), and the shoulder/arm wrap (peizi).
I'll be honest, I never wear the peizi when going out. It's so easy for that thing to slip off, and because it's so light I don't even notice it. Next thing I know I've lost it somewhere along the way. Some people will actually pin it to their sleeve or shoulder, or trap if under the skirt tie to prevent this, I just don't bother wearing it at all ^^;;
Also, if you're looking to buy a qixiong skirt, GET ONE WITH STRAPS or STRAP HOOKS!!! Otherwise you will spend the entire day pulling that skirt up, and heaven forbid you step on the skirt and pull it down...boob pop everywhere (don't ask how I know OTL). The qixiong skirts aren't like western strapless skirts where the top is elastic or has a silicone lining to prevent slipping, you literally depend on the tie smooshing it against your bust to keep it in place, but usually the fabric is slippery. Straps will let you enjoy wearing it without being paranoid the entire time.
Check the shop photos, check the review photos, ask the customer service, make sure they either supply straps or at least have hooks so you can get transparent bra straps for it.




#hanfu#汉服#china#中国#chinese hanfu#culture#history#fashion#clothing#historical clothing#唐朝#初唐#tang dynasty#qixiong#齐胸
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oh oh uh hi are your asks open oh they are oh wow thats so cool may i request two timey wimey x reader who is a fucking loser. theyre loser loser. they go on 4chan and shit they're a total neet. they are the loserest loser who's ever losered. please and thenk you.
I cannot lie, this ask made me laugh. So here you go.

Two Time stumbled into your "office." It was more like a computer room than an office actually. It was 3 in the morning, Two Time had went to bed much earlier hoping you would have been in bed by now. However, much to their dismay, you were still awake and on the computer.
They gently tapped your shoulder, scaring you a little bit. "Oh hi, honey..." You said as you yawned. You were oh so tired but you did not want to sleep yet, there were so many things you wanted to do still....like look at pictures of cats. "Babeee..." They whined, "You really need to start going to bed earlier..." You huffed, "It's fine! I don't have work until later anyways..." Two Time sighed, sitting down in the chair next to yours. Of course the chair you were sitting in was a gamer chair.
"You know I only ask you to sleep early is because I care about you, right?" Two Time said, leaning their head on your shoulder. You felt your cheeks get red. You always thought that your partner was super cute and they were sleepy like this...it was almost like your weakness. That and cute cats on the internet. "...I know." You frowned. "Do you want me to come to bed with you, honey?" "Mhm...I miss you. The bed isn't as comfortable without you in it." You couldn't help but giggle at that.
You slowly get up, with the help of your partner of course. They hold your hand gently as they lead you into your bedroom. They hop into bed first, patting the side where you usually lay. "Come here! I wanna cuddle you already..." They said, sleepily. They looked at you with pleading eyes. You happily oblige, throwing yourself into bed with your partner. You face them and smile. "I love you...I hope you know that." You say. They get closer, wrapping their arms around you. You pull up the covers before you do the same, holding them close in your arms. "I love you too, honey..." They say as they slowly drift to sleep. You kiss them gently before doing the same yourself, knowing that you'll get to see them again in the morning.
(Shoutout to our Two Time headmate for helping me write this! <3)
#mine#forsaken#forsaken x reader#roblox forsaken#forsaken two time#two time roblox#two time x reader
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Watchers Anonymous
Warnings: non/dubcon, stalking, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.
My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.
Characters: Peter Parker, skinny!Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Thor, Loki, Curtis Everett, Jake Jensen, Cole Turner, Captain Syverson, (so far)
This AU is called Watcher Anonymous and will include different series for each of the above. This is our introduction to the group.
Summary: men with illicit infatuations come together to share and plot their perfect fantasies.
As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging ❤️
Introduction
"Do you really think we need snacks?" Jake asks as he unwraps the pan of rice crispy squares with sprinkles and chocolate drizzle. "I didn't think so but my aunt gave them to me," Peter shrugs. "I don't know."
"You're aunt?" Jake scoffs. He might be a loser but he's no mama's boy.
"Yeah, I mean, I usually go to bingo with her on Wednesdays but then this came up and... I had to make an excuse. I told her we were campaigning," he shrugs. "So she said, oh I'll make you boys some snacks..."
"Right," Jensen crosses his arms, reassured that he's not the lamest one in the pack. Not so far.
"When's that buddy of yours showing up?"
"Curtis? Oh, he said he wasn't sure," Jake shrugs. He hopes he has a friendly face there but he understands if it doesn't pan out. They all have places they'd rather be.
"Kinda nervous, not gonna lie," Peter confesses. It was his idea that they all meet up but now he's kind of regretting it. Strangers on the internet, on discord of all places, aren't necessarily the trustworthy type. He figures he's on there though and he's not that bad.
"Well, you seem chill," Jake offers. "So..."
"Thanks, I guess," Peter huffs.
There's a scuff at the door. A skinny blond stands in the doorway, looking down the hall behind him. He smooths his hair with his sweaty hands, slightly trembling. "Buck," he calls out in a voice deeper than one would guess by his appearance. "Down here." "Yeah, yeah," another replies behind the tramp of thick treads. "Looking for a john in this place. Shouldn't have had coffee."
"Oh, uh, Steve?" Peter greets uncertainly, "if I have that right?"
"That's me, yeah." He clears his throat and faces them. His nose is too big for his face, like a beak. The rest of him is tiny. He makes Peter feel big. Just like his special one... they'll get to that in a minute.
His friend catches up to him. Stood right behind him, he looks massive. Peter knows him too. Virtually at least.
"And Bucky?" Peter adds. The other guy grunts and nods.
"This all?" Steve looks around at the mostly empty room.
"There's food?" Bucky wonders as he combs through his long hair. "Wasn't aware this was a catered event."
"Just snacks," Peter insists. He doesn't need any more hazing. Next time, he'll leave May's baking at home.
Steve wrings his hands before tucking them into his pockets. He chews his cheeks as Bucky heads for the snacks and greets Jake. There's more voices coming.
"Brother, don't be so grim," the large blond enters buoyantly, "it's about time you made some friends."
"I have friends," a slither returns dully.
"Ah, it is Peter!" Thor booms, not needing any introduction, though Peter wonders how he recognises him. "And let me guess, Jake with the glasses. Bucky has the shaggy hair like a dog, and Steve is slighter in frame."
"How..." Jake mutters.
"It is a gift of mine," he proclaims, "I'm Thor in case you couldn't guess. Oh and this," he pulls the other man forward and slings his arm over his lithe shoulders. "Is my brother, Loki."
Peter considers the uninvited sibling. Not as tall as his brother, or thick, and with sleek black hair and a long nose. They don't look related at all.
"I didn't know we were bringing plus ones," Bucky chews on a tart.
"Me either," Jake says.
"Oh, I do hope you don't mind. I wanted to invite him to the chat prior but... he is not often on the phone."
"It's fine," Peter assures, "I guess."
Bucky grumbles with less optimism and Jake sways. It's not exactly a gaming group or wholesome in any manner. Outsiders aren't safe.
"Relax, he has a special one," Thor girds. "Haven't you, brother?"
"I told you to mind your business," Loki retorts and gets only laughter in return.
"Jensen," a man enters without hesitation and marches to aforementioned man.
"Curt," Jake greets him with a nod, "you made it."
"Not thanks to... you!" He spots Thor and squares his shoulder. "You know, that truck is too big for your skillset."
"Ah, yes, it is only a ding, we will exchange info after," Thor rubs his neck with a guilty smile.
"Who are we missing?" Steve asks.
"Sy?" Jake suggests. "Don't think anyone else could make it."
"I'm here!" A sudden scramble through the door ends in a heap on the floor. The group of men turn to face the newcomer. "Urgh, ow." The man lays on his back after his slip. "I'm okay!"
He sits up and rubs the back of his head. Bucky tuts, "smooth."
"I'm--" the man pushes himself to his feet, "Cole. Ugh, I had to drive all the way here-- well, I know we all did, but, just not used to city roads."
"Cole," Peter is the first to approach, it's strange being the one doing most of the leading. Especially among this bunch. "Hey, nice to meet you. Peter."
He goes around the room and introduces everyone. Cole repeats each name anxiously. A sole squeaks through the door and a throat clears. A burly man with a baseball cap and scuffy bear wears a canvas jacket in grey camo.
"Sy," he intones as he enters. "Oh, are those brownies?"
"Right, that's everyone," Jake declares. "So, uh... what now?"
#peter parker#bucky barnes#steve rogers#thor#loki#jake jensen#curtis everett#series#drabble#watchers anonymous#au#mcu#marvel#captain syverson#cole turner#dc#the losers#captain america#winter soldier#avengers#spider-man#snowpiercer#sand castle#ghosted
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big fan of harpygirls i see
you do not understand the love in my heart for anime harpygirls. if i could be a harpy i would. my hands aren't important. i have wings. it's better.because you have to hold things with the little bent elbows on the end like they're little paws covered in feathers. that's the pinnacle. the way that harpygirls groom their feathers usually as some sort of gag or physical comedy or blatant excuse for being horny but i'm fine with that because i will always be horny for harpies. and the way that we've all unilaterally agreed on chestwraps for harpies, the single hottest article of clothing, with the wings providing the color contrast that a jacket would normally provide, mimicking the effect of the S+ tier "chestwrap with a big jacket" combo,, but the visual balance is restored due to the big talons, meaning that overall a perfectly balanced design where verything exists in a perfect harmony. the fact that harpygirl colors are blue! green! purple! those are the harpy colors! and they're all perfect! sometimes you get harpies designed to mimic actual birds and they're literally peak because how do you design a character carrying the visual traits of a bird into a human design conveys a lot about how much you love the bird and what traits on the bird you deam critical. and they're versatile!!! you like knifeplay? they got talons. you into tickling? feathers, baby. you like... egg stuff? not for me, don't understand it, but i've got great news about the amount of harpy egg porn on the internet. you want art of a cute girl screaming at people? harpies. there;s nothing they can't do. no, that's a lie. There's many things they cannot do. the fact that they do what they do and they do it perfectly. they are beautiful birds, nothing more and nothing less. this is the appeal of the harpygirl. you must love harpies. i wish i was a harpy. i want to kiss a harpy. if i could design myself a vtuber avatar it would be a fucking harpy just so i could look at it and pretend for a single moment that i am a harpy. i feel the same way about harpies that laios dungeon meshi feels about beastmen. i respect them and also want to be them and also want to fuck them. do you understand. the worst day of my life was learning about the arknights liberi because from then on my next question was "can they be a harpy" and the answer is a resounding "not really." and to this day it haunts me. i genuinely have considered comissioning art of a harpygirl i can use as an avatar just so i can go through my day with even a fraction of the gender euphoria i experience when i see a harpy. do you get it. do you UDNERSTAND.
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「 ᝰ.ᐟ entry 03: ADDRESSING THE SITUATION⭑.ᐟ 」


“hey, everyone. this feels... really strange to do on camera, not gonna lie. i’m used to just being a voice behind the screen, but here we are. so, um, i just wanted to address everything that's been going on.”
“i know a lot of you have seen what happened last stream, and i’m sure it was a shock. it definitely wasn’t supposed to go down that way, and i really hope i haven’t let any of you down.”
“streaming has always been something i love, and i hope this doesn’t change how you see me or what we’ve built together. i appreciate all of your support more than you know, and i hope we can keep going strong. thank you for sticking with me through this.”
kayekumi: we love you no matter what! face or no face, you're still the best streamer! ezravish: this doesn’t change anything, we’re here for you always <3 hartz4u: you’re so brave for addressing this head-on, we’re all behind you kumism: you’re beautiful, kumi!! no need to hide! da1suk4e: the real-life kumi is just as amazing as the one we knew! no disappointment at all
"wow... i don’t even know what to say. you guys are seriously the best. i was so nervous about this whole thing, but seeing your reactions just makes me feel so relieved. thank you, really. i don’t deserve you all.”
“it means the world to me that you’re still here, supporting me like this. i was scared i’d lose some of you after everything, but knowing you’ve got my back makes me so happy.”
“i promise i’ll keep doing what i love, and i hope we can keep having fun together—face or no face! you’re all amazing, and i’m so lucky to have you. thank you, from the bottom of my heart."








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IN WHICH—you, although faceless, are a very famous streamer known as KUMI. you were streaming as usual, playing games and interacting with fans. but when you're about to exit the stream, you accidentally pressed the wrong button that led to you opening your cam and showing your whole face to your audience. this wasn't supposed to happen, no ! so you panicked and quickly ended the stream. numerous screenshots circulated on twitter, which broke both the fans and the internet. this reached a certain someone, SCARAMOUCHE, your rival in streaming. when the said boy saw the trending photo, he almost fell off his gaming chair. because—lo and behold! KUMI was actually [name]?! now who is this [name] in his life, if you may ask? she's the girl that scaramouche has been admiring from afar in real life! quite shocking, right? have i told you that he’s also been sending you anonymous love letters? oh well...
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— i've been gone for so long, i feel so bad ಥ╭╮ಥ — i honestly don't know what i was yapping about in kuni’s letter LMFAO i hope it's at least understandable — ik it's short TT, but i'm currently working on part 4 rn! hopefully, i'll be able to post it soon!
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I often post about Palestine but I'd like to take a moment to talk about what's happening in Bangladesh.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON BANGLADESH
TL;DR Students killed for protesting the government's quota system. Students are being arrested and murdered for speaking up about their deceased friends. Everyone is being threatened by the government and many social media platforms are being banned.
All I'm asking is to spread the word. Please. International pressure really works for our nation. We're dying here. UNICEF reports 34 children dead. There might be more. All reblogs and likes and shares are appreciated. Thank you. I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
Past
A movement protesting the government's quota system put forth by the father of our nation Sheikh Mujibur Rahman. This was placed in the first place to help the grandchildren of those who fought in the Liberation War of our country to get government jobs. We have a terrible job market here which is why many highly educated people leave the country. On 16th July, While protesting, a Student named Abu Sayed of Begum Rokeya University was killed by the police. This only stoked the feelings of injustice between the students.
During a press conference, the PM was asked about the quota for the grandchildren of veterans. Her response? "If we don't give jobs to the grandchildren of Veterans, will we give jobs to the grandchildren of Razakars?" Razakars are the people who collaborated with the Pakistani Forces to bring down the Bangladeshi freedom fighters. They betrayed the nation for their own gain.
Traitors.
Imagine calling the youth of your nation traitors.
Imagine calling almost 14 million young people who can't find a job despite their credentials betrayers.
Imagine cursing people who are protesting for job equality under a government with the all time highest corruption in the history of this nation.
On 17th July the broadband connection centre in Mohakhali was burned down. Mobile data services and communication were shut down by the PM. After 11 days the internet was properly restored.
On 19th July, A National Military Curfew was put in place by the Prime Minister to mitigate the unrest.
But that was last month. If you need details I highly recommend sources in Bangladesh like the Daily Star or reputable like Al Jazeera. The quota has since been lifted. Lives were lost. But it was for a good cause, right?
Right?
RIGHT?
Present
Well no. There's still a curfew in the capital. Several districts like Cumilla are still under attack. The government warns of not spreading misinformation yet still lie about the severity of the issue. The police are arresting those who protest as well as those who speak up. The students are demanding for the resignation of the PM. The PM obviously refuses to apologise or even acknowledge the deaths of some 147?
or is it 200?
They're not counting how many they're killing. They're not letting anyone else count either.
It is midnight here. This morning as in 4th August 2024, the students have called for a non cooperation movement. The Ruling Party Awami League will also be holding rallies across the nation tomorrow. I do not know what is going to happen to me. I do not want to think of what will happen to my family tomorrow. I don't really care. What I'm truly scared for is the future. As these protests do not end well here.
Future
Precedence says the PM will eventually resign. Every student protest of our nation has ended in momentary success.
Momentary
What comes after is usually a military regime. A caretaker government until a next government is chosen in a supposed election. Even then if they decide to hold an election. The caretaker government is usually run as a dictatorship. It was true for the 60s. It was true for the 90s. I don't doubt it will happen again.
I'm graduating next year. My niece is still new to the academic system. I wish her the best. My grandmas and grandpas are dead. Nobody left to pray for me. My aunts and uncles are growing old. My cousins can't speak up for fear. My mom is so tired. My dad is angry. I'm unsure if I will still be able to post the next couple of days.
All I'm asking is to spread the word. Please. International pressure really works for our nation. We're dying here. UNICEF reports 34 children dead. There might be more. All reblogs and likes and shares are appreciated. Thank you. I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
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I'm glad folks seem to like my light and effort photography post because I nearly melted my brain trying to write it. Every long post I write usually takes several days and a lot of mental discomfort. But I need to write for my sanity, so I keep on keepin' on.
My recovery is going so slow. In two months I have reduced the dose of the offending medication by 75%. Which sounds like a great success when you say it out loud, but it feels pretty miserable most of the time. The last 25% is proving to be much harder.
It is kind of a mindfuck because the worse I feel the more progress I am making. When I feel shitty, I feel productive. When I don't feel as bad, I feel guilty for slowing my progress.
I am bored because I struggle to concentrate. I am lonely because it is very hard to communicate with friends. My CFS is greatly exacerbated to where it feels like my limbs weigh a thousand pounds. My house continues to be a disaster zone because I can't clean. I barely have any counter space because I am too tired to wash dishes.
I've reached that point of desperation where I keep cleaning the same spoon over and over again.

I have simplified my self care to food, medicine, and sleep. I make sure I am eating. I make sure I take my meds. And I make sure I get as much sleep as possible. I will sort the rest out later.
I haven't been able to do any photography or photo editing in the last 4 months. I miss it very much. But creating that post and giving out photography advice helps a little. Even if it was difficult to write.
It's weird looking at my photography from over 7 years ago. It feels good that a lot of it still holds up. But I know so much more than I used to. Especially when it comes to studio lighting. I have all of this unrealized potential and no energy to create new photos. I have leveled up so much and it is frustrating when I can't show off what I'm capable of now. But I'm hoping if my recovery is successful I can finish building my home studio and photograph cool shit.
In the meantime, I do find photography education rewarding when I have the energy. If my body was fully cured tomorrow I think I would try to be an actual teacher of photography. I really enjoy sharing what I've learned and I think I am pretty good at it. The internet has been a great resource for knowledge but lately it feels like there is a lot of educational noise. It is really difficult for beginners to tell the difference between good and bad information. I look at some of these threads in the "Ask Photography" subreddit and many of the answers make me cringe.
I feel bad because I could really help some of these folks seeking answers but they are stuck with people who aren't really suited to educate. Either they don't know what they don't know and are too confident in their current expertise—causing slightly inaccurate to straight up confusing to blatantly wrong answers.
Or they do know their shit but are patronizing and arrogant to newbies.
I won't lie, there *are* stupid questions. But it is still best practice to act as if there are no stupid questions.
It's hard for me to criticize too much because I started a photography education Tumblr way before I was qualified to do so. I really thought I knew what I was talking about but I did not fully understand what I was teaching. I was mostly parroting what I heard from actual qualified educators. Thankfully when I look back at those posts all of the information is fairly accurate. It seems my saving grace was selecting good teachers.
Knowledge is so weird. You can have the correct information in your brain. You can use that information to get good results. But it is entirely possible to not understand that information.
I actually had a personal "eureka!" moment where everything unlocked almost all at once. I was watching a tutorial and the teacher talked about "image forming reflections" and it felt like every neuron in my brain fired at the same time. I had an epiphany and ever since I have had a deep understanding of light.
Just a single phrase inspired a realization that caused a cascade of other realizations. I've never experienced anything quite like that.
Have any of you ever had an epiphany like that? Aside from that single instance, I've only had mini-epiphanies. Like when I realized the moon is just constantly falling and missing the earth. My brain always imagined astronauts and satellites and the moon as things floating out in space. But everything in the universe is just free falling... all the time. Tom Petty knows what I'm talking about.
But that baby epiphany failed to unlock understanding for all of quantum gravity.
What was this post about?
I think I rambled into a few tangents.
In any case, I feel like crap and that's fantastic.
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I have a request!!
Shiggy wins reader the giant plushie she wanted from the claw game of the arcade (he says it’s all rigged but she begs him to help her because he seems like the type to be good at these games “hey, what’s that supposed to mean?!”) and she watches his slender fingers skillfully move the controls and he wins the derpy giant plushie for her in one try.
But then she can’t stop thinking about how those fingers would feel inside of her, and wants to reward him…he’s probably the type to be into knee socks and plaid mini skirts…and she did want to thank him for the plushie…she’s going to rock this virgin’s world.
(Go wild with NSFW plz we’re all a bunch of perverts)

A/N: is it too tmi if i say i did what happened in this fic irl
Warnings: nsfw!! hand kink..finger suckling, face fucking, dangerous sex..
"So close...!" you groaned as you saw the plush fall out of the claw machine again, whining against the glass you pressed against the glass with your fingers clawing at it, sliding down before you rested against the controller. "Why even bother? all these claw machines are rigged y'know." he'd speak up, sipping on his drink while he watched you bent over the machine and crying about some ugly plushie. he was confused and thought you were stupid. as per usual.
"you don't get it! I need this thing and i need it now!" you whined like an immature brat as you stared at it, it was a derpy off brand hatsune miku plush, and it made you want to cry with frustration, with only a few coins left. you turned to him as he scoffed, his irritation only growing. "your blowing all your money on something we could get online for cheap." he stated while he looked around, you knew you looked ridiculous, you knew that you could just buy it but the experience, memories and the challenge is what makes it such a memorable piece to remember. that's why you wanted it so bad, plus, it was hatsune miku, who wouldn't want a hatsune miku plush? but he couldn't lie he found it a little funny. "besides, i could win that easy peasy, there's a bunch of tips i got from online." your eyes lit up upon hearing that, of course Tomura of all people knew how to beat a game meant for kids.
with the clack of your shoe against the floor, you gripped onto him by his shoulders with a pleading pout. "please Tomura please! i-I'll do anything i swear! I'll give you anything you want or a reward for getting me that plush!" you pointed at the derpy miku as he tried to hide the blush on his cheeks, anything he wants? a reward? life couldn't be any damn sweeter for him, and he gets to finally show off cool stuff he's saved from the internet. he pulls out his phone and looks for the tutorial video again before he places coins against the slot and the game music started beeping again.
he moved his fingers delicately, trying not to decay the machine as he fiddled with the joystick almost randomly as he rapidly tapped on the button, the way he handled the machine and the way his slender fingers moved against it made you bite your lip a little as you watched him, a dork in his natural environment. you could see his focused reflection in the glass of the machine as you snapped a quiet pic, god he's adorable. you watched him fail before he angrily put in more coins, rocking the machine a little as he handled it more roughly, mumbling curses while he tried for that miku plush again, the way he was so quick and rough made you stare a little longer than intended before you heard the victory music and the plush gently fall into the slot. a wide smile appearing on your face, he couldn't lie, it found it rather..cute.
"YES! yes! Thank you so much Tomura! i love it so much you don't even—" he stopped you with a cocky grin. he looked so nerdy doing this. "yeah, whatever. what's my reward?" you pause to think over it before you just smiled at him and locked arms. "a hug." was what you said but what really wanted to leave your lips was alot more than just a 'hug.' you could feel your underwear stick to your panties as you let out a small huff, smiling softly at him, poor boy doesn't know what's coming. he kept walking as he truly thought his reward for showing off his awesome hand-eye-coordination was just a hug. "I'll get Kurogiri to warp us home, he isn't home right now so i guess you can hangout awhile longer."
perfect.
when you arrived and stepped out of the purple fog, at the dingy bar, there was no one keeping it and it was empty as always, Tomura led you to his messy room as he plopped down on the bed and watched you cuddle the derpy miku plush. "why do you even like it so much?" he questioned while he ran his fingers against his neck while eyed you up and down with a curious look. "it's ugly, but cute, ugly cute y'know?" you giggled softly before putting it aside and crawling closer to him. "You still waiting on that reward?" you whispered as you wrapped your fingers around his wrist and brought his open hand to your breast. he immediately got the message and nodded his head reaching for his gloves before you stopped him. "no, not yet."
"what the hell do you mean 'not yet'? are you suicidal or something?" he looked at you as if you were stupid before you only giggled and brough his hands together, dropping his right one before you pressed the tips of his left fingers against your lips. "Maybe, not really thinking with my head here." you whispered before you parted your lips and licked them, watching him shiver before you began to slide his middle and pointer finger in and letting your tongue play against them. you let out a few soft moans as he watched you with eyes blown wide. his cock aching painfully against his jeans as he let out a breath he didn't even know he was holding. "wh-what the hell are you doing..? i-..you know that-" He was cut off by the sound of you pulling away with a small pant, letting the pade of his fingers rest against the flat and soft surface of your tongue. "can't I appreciate these pretty hands in peace?" you chuckled. "You can't appreciate them if i dust you.."
"but you won't, right pretty boy?" is what you whispered before you slid his fingers back into your mouth, sucking on them like you would with a cock as you even pulled them barely all the way out before you swirled your tongue against the tips before sliding it all the way back in, letting drool leak down your throat as you maintained eye contact with him. he tried to reach down and undo his buttons, grabbing his dick and pulling it out as he jacked off to the sight of you doing that to him, letting out small moans and biting his dry lips while he stroked himself to the sight. "i-i fucking knew you were kinky but..this is new.." he tried to match his pace to your mouth as he felt like absolute heaven.
you pulled away just before he was about to cum, letting his fingers barely connect to your lips with a string of drool before you pulled him to stand up while you got on your knees. you saw him put on his gloves before he let his pants pool around his ankles as he shoved his needy cock into your throat. "G-gah! if this is– wh-what i get for winning...!" he groaned as he thrust into your mouth, grinding against you every now and then. "Fuck- take me to the arcade every weekend- please! let me win for you..!" he babbled as he thrust into your face, his cock sliding against your tongue as you tuned him out a long time ago and let him use you like a fleshlight. it didn't take long for him to shove himself as deep as he could down your throat before cumming, giving you no option to spit out or swallow, besides, who would be spitting him out? certainly not you. he panted as he twitched in your throat, watching you pant as he pulled away and let his saliva soaked dick rest on your face as it leaked remnants of his load onto your cheek.
"What do i get for buying you a cosplay?" he whispered as he looked down at you with a crooked smile, his cock pulsing on your face as you smiled back. this was going to be one..long and spoiled night for you. don't tell All For One why he blew his allowance on clothes that seemed so expensive, or Kurogiri for that matter.
��Ake 2024
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Hellooo, like I said I would, I am here to send a request your way! I hope it's not too boring, but could I ask you to write for "My breath just made you quiver. Can you imagine what my tongue will do?" with Gale saying it to Tav/reader? (Yes I absolutely had his "practiced tongue" in mind when I wrote this-)
I'd like it with a female Tav, but you are free to change that up if you prefer. I am simply here for the wizard and your writing😂
Teehee, I've been waiting for this one! So sorry this took so long, my internet was out for a few hours and then it took me a while to gather the motivation to open my blog. This one is pretty short and kinda gets straight into the action, but it's the best I can do rn. I hope it's okay! Tysm for the request, and I hope you like it.
Summary: Tav finds out how practiced Gale's tongue really is.
Warnings: smut! oral (f!receiving), whiny Tav, kind of dom!Gale but not really, Gale is cocky, Tav gives brat vibes, she/her pronouns and name Tav used but I left it neutral so you can imagine her as anyone or as yourself, smut starts below the cut!
Rating: E
She hadn't planned for her day to end up this way, but she wasn't complaining.
Tav had started the day ready to face the adventures in store, prepared for anything. It had been tiring as usual, ruthless battles that seemed to pop up at every turn as their group traveled. They survived, miraculously, and made camp just as the sun set.
She had gone to see Gale to chat, just as she always did in the evenings. Tav made a routine of checking in on all of her companions at the end of each day, and she told herself that she didn't favor anyone. Which was of course, a blatant lie, as she always looked forward to her check-ins with the wizard the most.
She had saved him for last, wanting to end her day with a pleasant conversation with a handsome man. She wasn't sure exactly what she had said to steer the conversation into what was now their current situation, but decided to just accept her fortune.
Besides, it was far too difficult to coherently form thoughts when her favorite wizard was knelt between her legs, mouth hovering inches away from her throbbing cunt.
His warm breath brushed her clit, sending a jolt of arousal up her spine that spread through her whole body. Then, his hoarse voice murmured in a low tone, teasing her. "My breath just made you quiver. Can you imagine what my tongue will do?"
She stifled a whine at his words, glaring down at the man. "You talk too much."
Before he had time to retort, she dug her fingers into his long hair, pressing him forward. He, for once, took the hint, and finally flicked his tongue out against her dripping folds.
"Fuck!" Her fingers tightened in his hair as his tongue flattened against her, writhing teasingly around her entrance. He hummed in amusement, which only served to frustrate her more as the vibration intensified the pleasure.
With a quick flick of his tongue against her clit, he finally dove into her, togue exploring her soft insides greedily. Just as fast as it had started, it was over, and he suddenly pulled back. Tav whipped her head up to glare at him, where her eyes settled on his teasing smirk. "Be a good girl and ask nicely."
"Fuck that!"
His hands squeezed her thighs as he moved back, preparing to get up. "Well then, I guess you don't want this bad enough."
She gaped at him, scoffing as he moved away. Just as he was about to leave, she groaned, giving into his ploy. "Wait!"
He froze, raising an eyebrow at her. "Yes?"
She sighed, saying quietly: "Please."
He knelt down again, large hands returning to her spread thighs. "What was that?"
"You know what I said!"
He pulled away again slightly, and Tav frantically called to him. "Please! Please, Gale."
His smile was insufferable, eyes glinting with satisfaction and desire. "Good girl. Say it one more time?"
She opened her mouth to protest, but hesitated as she looked at him poised between her legs, his eyes flickering to her cunt, gaze filled with hunger. Her stomach tightened with even more arousal at his expression, seeing him so eager to please her. "Please. Please, I wanna feel your tongue- fuck!"
His tongue had returned to her immediately, caressing her fold with a newfound vigor. Her words failed her, his practiced movements rendering her to soft sighs and whines as he tasted her.
She gasped when his lips wrapped around her clit at the same time as a finger plunged into her, sending a wave of intense pleasure over her. He didn't hesitate, relentlessly assaulting her clit as he plunged his finger into her at a ruthless pace. Her brain had no time to catch up, blinded by the sheer pleasure of his movements.
Another fingers joined his first one, pace never faltering. His other hand held onto her thigh tightly, preventing her legs from clenching around him. Her muscles tensed as he continued his heavenly movements, stomach forming knots as his fingertips brushed against a spongy spot deep inside her.
She looked down at him when she felt a loss of sensation, his lips pulling away from her swollen clit. Her eyes met his darkened ones, and she couldn't help but moan as his fingers started making a come hither motion inside her, coaxing her impossibly close to her breaking point.
She felt his lips press soft kisses against the inside of her thigh as he sped up, his eyes transfixed on her fucked out expression. Tav struggled to keep her head upright, staring into his eyes as his fingertips pushed her over the edge, triggering her orgasm.
A string of curses fell from her lips, body trembling as he slowly coaxed her through it, but she managed to hold his gaze.
"Look at you, so pretty coming apart on my fingers. Such a good girl for me."
His low words of praise brought her back to earth, blurred vision focusing in on his darkened eyes. She barely even noticed as he carefully removed his fingers, whispering praise to her as he loved up to press his lips to hers.
Her mind was empty, only capable of think of him, of his fingers inside her, his lips melding perfectly with his, how his body felt pressed up against hers. She sighed into the kiss, reaching up to cradle his jaw. His kiss was slow and loving, yet held such desire.
She whined when he pulled back, pouting up at him. He chuckled, his hand squeezing her hip playfully. "Don't worry, love. There's plenty more where that came from."
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If you don't know how to read tarot, say so, but don't lie and don't say Rebecca is a lesbian… please don't be ridiculous with those jokes.
anon again I don't know how to tell you how much you are on the wrong blog. I don't do gossip, I do RPF. In my beautiful world that I live in Max and Charles are fucking and have been for years, Alex and Rebecca are engaged in a situationship of epic proportions, Carlos and Lando made out in a club in Vegas once and Silvia scrubbed the video from the internet, Carmen and George are each other's beards, Lando and Charles are engaged in a years-long psychological warfare campaign against each other that can only be likened to those carried out by repressed catholic schoolgirls. I like wacky and unhinged real person FICTION scenarios based on real-life grid dynamics.
Sometimes I talk about real stuff, when I'm talking about racing and how Charles Leclerc will win ten glorious championships in a row, or when I'm getting upset at the FIA or upgrades or similar. But if I'm talking about drivers' personal lives it's all in the ongoing quest of an RPF agenda, which in itself is just a fun aside that only exists on tumblr and other sites that the people we talk about don't exist on. Usually unless it's related to racing or Charles WDC prospects never take me seriously.
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