#but like mainly annoyed with vlad

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Ngl the episode with Dani's return in Danny Phantom really makes me more annoyed that A Glitch In Time really went and tried to redeem Vlad.

[picturejasper20]

If you have been following me for a while you may have noticed that i really like the ¨hero-villain¨-rival dynamic that Danny Fenton and Vlad Masters have in Danny Phantom. I have made some posts about it and commenting about some of their scenes.

However, one thing i think i have never done is to make a post analysis about the reasons of why i like it so much and it is one of my favourite hero-villain dynamics.

In this post i'm going to go by different points of why i enjoy this dynamic so much and analyse how it works.

First, one aspect that is crucial of Danny and Vlad's dynamic is how similar they are. They both used to be regular humans until they went through a portal accident that turned them into ghost-human hybrids and, as result, they have to hide their ghost half from other people.

They both used to be/are part of a friend trio with them having a crush on their woman/girl best friend. In Danny's case it is Tucker and Sam. In Vlad's, it used to be Jack and Maddie before the portal accident happened.

The main difference is how they reacted to their portal accidents and how their respective frienships changed after that.

After Danny got transformed into a half ghost, he decided to use his new powers to protect Amity park from other ghosts that went through the Fenton portal. He always does the best he can to help others even if he does makes mistakes.

His friendship with Sam and Tucker remained the same after the accident. He didn't get angry with any of them and didn't push them away. From their part, they accepted Danny for who he was, keeping his ghost identity as a secret and supporting him with any issue that he had to face.

For Vlad... his accident was quite different since it was caused accidentally by Jack, who was his best friend. This left Vlad hospitalized for many years and having to deal with new ghosts powers by his own. As result he was consumed by desire of revenge of the person he considered his best friend and believing that Jack ¨stole¨ the family that should have been his.

While it isn't clear what happened during those years between Jack, Maddie and Vlad, there are some implications that Jack and Maddie ¨abandoned¨ Vlad and over time they married. It is possible that Vlad may have pushed them away from his part and later became obsessed with making the Fenton family his own.

In contrast to Danny, Vlad used his ghost powers to get more power to fill the void that came from the loneliness he had. He became obsessed with always being control, manipulating and tricking others, out of fear of being left alone and being hurt again.

They both are clearly intended to be foil of each other, with Vlad representing what Danny could have turned into had he followed a darker manipulative path and maybe if he hadn't had the support that he has from his friends and family in the series.

Another aspect i really like is how personal Vlad as antagonist feels, something that was intentional from the writers' part since he was created to act as a sort of an annoying family member that you can't rid of.

Source: From an old interview of the series Vlad is often referred to as an "uncle" by Danny, usually in a mocking sarcastic way. Maddie and Jack consider him a very close friend (later mainly from Jack) and Jack often goes to Vlad's events to support him.

So, yeah, Vlad is a "very annoying uncle" that Danny has to put up with constanly and can't do much except throw sarcastic remarks when his parents are around.

In addition to this, Vlad really knows how to get in Danny's mind and provoke him. He knows how to push Phantom's buttons and trick him into doing what he wants. He often teases Danny about how he is becoming like him, usually as a way to mess with him or persuade him into joining him.

One of my favourite exchanges is this is scene from "Reign Storm":

Vlad: Sneak attack, very good, Daniel. You're getting more like me with every battle. Danny: I am nothing like you! Vlad: Oh, you're not? Using your powers to get back at people you don't like? Throwing the first punch? You're more like me than you know.

The thing is that Vlad is right that Danny was using his powers to get back to people he doesn't like and "throwing the first punch". Masters was probably saying this to mess with Danny's head or making him believe that he isn't much different from him, which, to a certain extent, is true.

Another example of this is in "Bitter Reunions" when Danny tricks Vlad into making a truce with him if he doesn't want others to find out that he is half ghost. He uses this opportunity to see this as a "small win" since he "teached" something to Danny.

Vlad: Using your opponent's weaknesses against him. I am teaching you something after all.

This idea of feeling ¨personal¨ or knowing how to push the protagonist buttons is something that i wished to see more in antagonists from other series. It makes them more entertaining to watch. On third point, it is what Vlad's goals are in relation to Danny. In contrast to main antagonists you see in other animated shows, Vlad isn't out to destroy Danny. On the contrary: He wants Danny to be his son.

This comes from two things: One, thinking that Danny is the family that should have been his and was "stolen" by Jack after the ghost portal accident back in his college years. Second, from the extreme loneliness he lives in and the desire to have someone else who is just like him, a half human-half ghost, that being one of the main reasons he finds himself so lonely all the time.

Many of Vlad's episodes involve him trying to make Danny his pupil/son in some way, either by provoking him, manipulating him or trying to break the relationships he has with his family. It's one of Vlad's biggest obsessions in the show.

It goes to such extreme methods that he starts a project to clone Danny. Something that takes him months and multiple attempts of watching clones disintegrate over and over again. This is explored in the episode "Kindred Spirits" where Danny finds out about this project, befriends Danielle -one of the clones- and destroys the whole lab.

Now, one thing that is interesting of all this is because Vlad has this obsession of making Danny his pupil/son, he has an emotional attachment to Danny, in the sense that he has a desire to protect him and help him if the boy is in trouble. Just like father takes care of his son.

This is more of a fanon aspect that is more explored in fanfics than in canon. However, there are some examples of this in the series,some being more clear than others.

The biggest one of this is in the alternative timeline from "The Ultimate Enemy" where Danny's friends and family die, Vlad takes care of him and decides to help Danny get rid of his ghost half to make him feel less miserable. Future Vlad also kept Danny's school bag intact for years even after that version of Danny transformed into Dan.

Another more subtle one is Vlad bringing a knocked out Danny back from the Ghost King's castle near the end of Reign Storm ( which was also to get on Jack and Maddie's good side).

There is also how Vlad rarely tries to go all out with his ghost powers against Danny and the implications that he could have got rid of the teen any time he wanted to in the show but he didn't.

Many fanfics involve Vlad saving Danny or protecting him from some powerful ghost enemy. This usually leads to the two characters working together to fight against said enemy. Other fanfics explore the idea of Danny getting scared/accidentally hurt by his parents when they find out that he is Phantom and him choosing to stay with Vlad until they both find a solution to the situation.

These fanfics potray Vlad as a bit more of morally grey character in contrast to the main series. Often while working together, both Danny and Vlad come to understand each other better and the story ends with them making a truce or Vlad starting a redemption arc.

In A Glitch in Time graphic novel, which is inspired by Danny Phantom fanon up to a point, has Vlad helping and protecting Danny in more than one occasion during the battle against Dan. They later fight together and are able to defeat Dan, separating him from Clockwork.

On last point, that has to do with the previous point, it is that there is a bit of tragedy in their relationship. The two are the only ghost-human hybrids in existence (If you don't count Danielle and Dan, the later being a fusion of Vlad and Danny). The two would benefit from helping and supporting each other, specially Vlad having more experience could teach Danny how to control his powers and guide him in cases he doesn't understand what is happening to him.

But, due to both clashing with their goals and Vlad not being able to let go of his past, they become bitter enemies in the series. They are constanly at each other's throats, with Vlad always coming up with some plan that involves manipulating the Fentons or leaving the city of Amity Park in danger.

In spite of this, after the events of ¨A Glitch in Time¨, they seem to be in better terms, with Vlad trying to make amends for all his past misdeeds and the chance of becoming somewhat allies in a near future.

To sum up: These are the main reasons i really like Danny and Vlad's rivarly in Danny Phantom. I like how complex it is and that it has different sides to it. In that regard it stands out to me from other hero-villain dynamics and it makes it one of my favourites.

[kalisseo]

I was thinking about your AU. And I know you mentioned Harriet is now Candide’s foster daughter which I appreciate because it gives them both development. But I wonder whose Joan’s foster parent is. Is Toots still alive? And does Joan hang out with all the bleacher creatures? Or does she just fw Vlad?

this is really funny because I was just thinking about this like, 30 minutes ago haha!!

warningg for a long post about a simple question sorry I got too carried away (as always)

about joans foster family, toots is still her grandpa! this was something that changed a few times, originally she was actually going to be tophers foster sister! so adopted by Caitlyn, yeah. I don't even know why this changed, I think I just forgot about it so yeah, no more.

then she was going to be candides foster daughter like in the show, which didn't convince me much so I changed it

then I was just between two options, making her Topher's foster sister or toots is still alive, I like the idea of joan and topher interacting, but like i said one time, I like others people takes on it but I can't really develop my own idea of them being close friends. also Joan and toots already work in the show plus my friends told me to and I like to include their ideas. So for now toots is still her grandpa :3 and this time i don't think I'm changing it tbh (a secret third option was to give her a random new foster parent or parents but ehhh)

in the version where joan was still candides daughter, after she wolfed out or whatever in the death maze she escaped her home and started living with Topher, again they had a few interactions before and she knew he was the only one who wouldn't hate her, either because of his woke persona or because he's worse

and about the bleacher creatures! yes she does hang out with them! except for ivan lol, not much interaction between them, she mainly hangs out with vlad of course, but she gets along well with the girls and topher. all of them support vlad's crush on her so they treat her nicely and I think they like her, not really a deep friendship but sure they can have fun when joan is over at the bleachers. and well with Topher they hang out together because of Harriet, again not really a deep friendship like i said before, kind of frenemies, they like to piss off the other one i think.

Jill is off putting sometimes but she enjoys some similar things, Mary is overall annoying to the rest of people, but all care about Vlad so they get along well

anywho idk how to end this post so yeah that's all

[fl3shm4id3n]

𝓒𝓪𝓷 𝓐 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓯 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭?

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮��𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭.

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ɴᴇᴛᴇʏᴀᴍ x ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ! ꜰᴇᴍ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ꜱᴏɴɢ: ꜱᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʟᴀᴄʏ - ᴅᴀʀᴋ ʀᴇᴅ

Tw: Vampirism, cussing, hunting, blood, fluff, self doubt, mentions of movies, vampire facts.

A/N: I think that vampires who wear sunglasses look cool. Here is part two :3

Masterlist

You and Neteyam began to see each other more often, more often then normally. When you' hang with the other, you and Neteyam would sneak off together, with the excuse to go hunting. It was true, you both would go out and hunt for food. When you manage to get something, you'd be the one to drain the animal's blood, while Neteyam would skin and take the animal back home for him and his family to eat. You'd also go over to eat with the family with Spider, even though Neytiri didn't like you both being around the family, you still were around.

The reason was that, you were considered dangerous. You could probably snap at any moment and hurt on her children, or worse, kill them since you had some kind of bloodlust. It was obvious that you were under control, but Neytiri did not want to risk it.

Neteyam would also go to the Lab more often, to hang out with you. Even though you may have been asleep have the day, he'd come and join you in your glass casket, it was a casket used for the those who died in the field, it was given to you as a gift by both Norm and Max. At first he wasn't sure since he didn't want to wake you, but you told him that it was fine and to just join you. So you both would sleep cuddled up together.

At night was when things would get fun, when Neteyam would sleep over, you both would sneak out together and just explore around the woods. He also liked it since the night was when you'd be full of energy and go wild.

You had also began to learn more about Vampires, you looked up a bunch of things on the earth's internet. You learned about Vlad the Impaler, Dracula, along with other types of pop culture vampires. You also began to learn how to speak Latin, you thought it would be fun to learn a language that is very old. You began to speak Latin on a daily basis, confusing everyone in the lab, but mainly Spider. It annoyed him since he couldn't understand one bit. You also learned about Vampires being harmed by religious symbols such as crosses or holy water, it sounded kind of fictional but it could be truth. Anything was that your skin would dry out due to lack of blood, if you didn't add aloe on then your skin would turn a grayish color for a period of time. Even after death, skin needed to be taken care off.

That night Neteyam had been sleeping over, you and him had been watching vampire related movies on the small projector on in your room. The movie was called 'Only Lover Left Alive' it was from the year 2013, the movie was about two vampire mates leaving in the twenty-first century. It was a very interesting movie, it talked about humanity and some of its problems that will lead to disaster, the movie was right, the earth had really gone to shit from what you read.

You and Neteyam was laying on the floor next to each other, you were sipping on your blood bag, it was -O, turns out that blood type tasted the best. The blood was very addictive. Majority of the movie Neteyam had been looking at you, seen you without your sunglasses felt a bit different every time. All though your eyes were dead, to Neteyam they looked beautiful. He also couldn't help but find your slightly pointed ears cute, not to mention you were wearing a earring he had made for you, it was a fang of an animal had had found, you always wore it your left ear.

The movie had been over. "That was interesting" you admitted, sitting up. "What other movie should we watch? The Lost Boys from 1987? Or Interview with the Vampire from 1994? that one sounds interesting" you asked looking over at Neteyam who had been playing with your shades. "How about we go for a walk?" He said shyly.

"Hm, sounds nice, let's do that" you said turning off the projector and got up. Neteyam also followed. You then grabbed your shades and placed them on your eyes. This caught Neteyam by surprise "I thought you didn't need them at night?" He said as you responded. "Sometimes I wear my sunglasses at night, I don't know, I just feel cool" you said smiling and left your room with Neteyam.

Both you and Neteyam were running around the woods, chasing one another and playing around the trees, but you took advantage of you powers and used them on him. Moving fast and hanging upside down from the trees to scare him. "That's not fair! You have powers and I don't!" he whined as you hanged on a tree branch like a bat. "What can I say?" you giggled at him. Then he got close to you, now face to face in a way, lips nearly touching each other's upside down. You felt your blood rush to your face, feeling your face turn colder 'warmer'. All you both had to do is lean up and kiss, but instead Neteyam kneeled down to pick your shades.

"You dropped these?" he said, making his face turn purple. He handed them to you and you took them, shyly slightly touching his warm fingers. "T-thanks" you said, smiling and got down from the branch. It was silent for a bit. "Should we head back?" he asked, as you shook your head. "Nah, not yet, lets stargaze a bit" you mentioned. Then you both headed to an open field, it was perfect.

You and Neteyam laid down on the cool grass, in the same position when you were in your room. You laid your side, with your head on Neteyam's chest, while he had his arm wrapped around your body. Your cold skin against his warm one. You had taken your shades off and placed them on the side. You could listen to his heart beat, it was loud and clear, not to mention it was beating fast. Sometimes you wondered if you had a heart beat, it would beat as fast like his.

Moments like this made you happy, wishing you could stay like this forever, but you knew something more could never happen. Neteyam was a na'vi, the next Olo'eyktan of the Omaticaya after his father, he had a bigger role than anyone. It is expected of him to choose a mate, a female na'vi. You've seen the girl's around his age, how skilled they were, they were good hunters, some could sing well, and others were blessed with beauty by Eywa.

You? What could there be said about you? You were nothing but a monster, Neytiri would often say it to her mate and her children. You were a predator just ready to attack. What good could of a mate could you be? What hurt was that you would live forever, you were cursed with eternal life, the Na'vi lived for a long time but not long enough. You'd have to watch the people you care about grow old and die, you were truly cursed, but at least you'd be their for them for as long as they live.

Sometimes you wanted to be selfish and turn Neteyam into a vampire, but you knew that it would be a horrible act. You'd basically murder him, take away his life and curse him the same way you were. You didn't want that, as much as you love him, you could never do that. If he was happy with another person, then you'd be happy for him.

"We should head back now, it's very late" Neteyam said, as you sat up. "Yeah, I feel like it'll be morning soon" you said smiling, being able to hide your tears. Once you got your glasses, you both headed back to the lab. When you arrived, you went to your room. You noticed how Neteyam yawned in exhaustion. It was adorable seen how his ears would lean backwards when his eyes would close and he'd show his little fangs.

"We should sleep now" you mentioned, smiling at him, it was genuine but sad at the same time. Neteyam laid down on your casket which was filled pillows for it to be comfortable, good thing it was big enough to fit the two of you, then you joined him next. You then grabbed the closed the lid and placed it on top, you saw how Neteyam's freckles glowed in the dark like stars, your room had been dark enough to them them. It was a lovely sight. Then Neteyam pulled you into a hug, which you also hugged him back, maybe you may never have Neteyam's love, but you felt lucky being in his arms, when he finds his mate they'll be as lucky.

ₚᵣₑᵥᵢₒᵤₛ ₚₐᵣₜ, ₙₑₓₜ ₚₐᵣₜ

[hikarry]

Do you have the vampires pack?

I need a new Vlad and your sims are so pretty i trust you could make Vlad some semblance of hot. Plz plz plz 😭

Pretty sure that's the only supernatural pack I don't have, which is somewhat ironic, since I love vampires and don't give a crap about werewolves, yet: here we are. Still got werewolves first. Mainly for the CAS and the Build/Buy - it's really good for Rags to Riches challenges and I eat that shit up.

I do want to buy the pack very badly. Out of the 3 supernaturals we have I feel like they are the most developed ones?

Spellcaster's are a bit...underwhelming. It would be super cool if you could, like, become one of the "Masters" when you got to max level, ya know? Instead of farming xp endlessly for no real reason - unless you want all the power ups that are lowkey useless. Like, I would love a mechanic where, depending on which type of magic you trained the most, after level...idk, 3? It would become locked, ya know? Like, if you mostly trained Untamable magic, you were an Untamable Spellcaster and that was that. You would lose the chance to keep practicing the other types of magic. And, when you first have the choice between becoming a Dueler, a "Elixirs Spellcaster" or the other one that, until now, I still don't understand exactly what it is - let's call it "Book Nerd Spellcaster", depending on which ramification you chose, you couldn't choose the other, ya know? It would up the stakes. Actually make you think of what you want. Lowkey make the game more exciting, but that's my personal opinion that matches my playstyle.

And Werewolves. Oh, man. I've had that pack for months now and I've only played with one werewolf sim. And it was A PAIN. God. First off - and I've had this opinion since the trailer for that pack first came out - I cannot look at the wolf form and not see a furry. Nothing against furries, but if I wanted a furry, there's plenty of CC out there for ya to play with. Fuck, Cats and Dogs gives ya that silly hair with the cat ears even! Like, the bloody wolf doesn't have a tail! And why the absolute fuck can you wear clothes in the wolf form? As I've said, not the biggest werewolves fan in general, me, BUT, The Sims 3 Werewolves cleans the floor with The Sims 4 Werewolves. Guess it's a consequence of the kidification of The Sims 4. If you compare it with other games in the franchise, The Sims 4 is tame as hell. So, alas: Disney Werewolves. And then, the rage mode? Annoying. Annoying as shit. When they scare the whole household and break every single thing they see in front of them? Fuck. And it's really weird to just see a raging werewolf running the streets randomly while you're taking your dog for a walk. Idk, maybe that's just me

The Vampires tho! Not only do I like their powers way more BUT they sound hella fun to play with. The whole "not being in the sun or you will rip real fast" is so fucking fun! You actually have fucking consequences to your choices!

And, about Vlad: I will probably keep him the way he is when I do get the pack. Maybe make him even more of a creep. Cmon. He's iconic. And I like the creepy effect. I do understand why people turn him into a daddy, but I like it when not all sims are super models. So, yeah. Wouldn't be able to help you there, babe

[multimusesblog]

Vlad masters was dead he had used all his powers and abilities to create what he thought would be his ultimate legacy. He created a son using the dna of his true love and his own ghost powers along with the power of the ghost king who was still locked away. He had hoped to create a heir for both worlds , a powerful hybrid , and he had succeeded. He called himself dreven and was already 19 but had vast knowledge of the ghost world from the ghost king , technology and business intelligence from vlad .

Within the weeks of his birth he had already taken over all the companies his father had left and perfected them to increase financially. However he had other agendas to rule he would need generals . One he knew how to bind to himself , he had bought the lamp of a certain ghost one that he knew why she was bound in . Placing his hand on the lamp and using his ghost energy he spoke a calling to her

“Desiree, Desiree your king call upon you from your prison come forward and bind yourself to me and I shall lift your punishment for you to serve your king.”

@truedomdaddymaster

[Danny Phantom: Desiree]

The call got Desiree's attention and she came out of her lamp, directing an almost annoyed glare at him. Mainly because she didn't exactly like being treated like some servant for people's wishes and desires, due to her past. She assumed that was what he wanted.

[pseudolife-archived3]

VERSE INFO DROP ; Fujiko Tsuda / The Terrorist's Wife

How she got from Japan to Russia is her own business, she never speaks of it.

Neither does she speak the real story behind meeting Vladimir Makarov. Oh, they have a cute little story for when normal people ask (or asked, pre-Gulag) but the truth of it? Only they know.

On that same note, obviously, married to Vladimir Makarov (@/nyetrusskogo) and has been for some time. The wedding itself was a culture shock and she's still not entirely sure what the hell happened, other than lots of alcohol.

Her Russian is... minimal, so mostly they communicate in English, with the few words of their native tongue sprinkled in. They have learned the basics of each other's languages, but you know, knowing a word and being able to pronounce it are two entirely different things.

Due to the language difference, and general difference in pronunciation of words or letters, they mainly use pet/diminutive names for each other. Vladimir often refers to her as Лисичка. Fujiko really, really fucking tries to call him Volodya or Vova, depending on her mood, but sometimes she doesn't quite pronounce it right - but no one dares to poke fun about it because she's, well, the boss's wife and a bitch in her own right.

Vlad as a nickname is off the table. She called him it once, got corrected, and hasn't used it since.

She doesn't run the show while he's in the gulag for four years, but she does stick to his plan about it - and there is a plan. With Makarov and her, there is always at least one plan in action at any point in time.

Since baking is her only... nonsexual joy, she immediately takes it upon herself to learn how to make Russian sweets. Poor Andrei is often her tester - not willingly, but you know, boss's wife and all that.

She's indifferent to Milena Romanova. They are two women cut from the same cloth in a lot of ways, but that doesn't mean they are friends because of it. Milena, like her, is only ever in things for her own skin. Loyalty to a man is not really a thing for women like them.

Why's she loyal to Makarov, then? He has power. Power is fun. Next question.

There is very little that goes on with the Konni group that Fujiko is unaware of. She's not a factor at all in their day-to-day events, and she barely interacts with most of them, but she always knows what's going on. The men are gossips - and if they're not talking, their women are, and Fujiko has a... way with wives that's not to be underestimated.

She do still be bossing the men around though. Listen, if they're going to be trampling about her very clean home, they need to play by her rules.

You know that makeover scene in Miss Congeniality? Fujiko goes full on that when Vladimir gets out of the gulag. He may not have been rotting in that cell, but he most definitely smells like it and she has a reputation to uphold, thanks.

During whatever canonical events of MWIII that Zirka and I end up keeping for them, you know, she's just is so high-key annoyed. She gives him the "You take too many risks being in public like this." chat at least once a day on the phone.

There is no love between them, but she is fond of Vladimir. They get along well, and he's never hesitated to physically harm someone who disrespects her - and usually he keeps it out of her sight so she doesn't get sick.

Mild fascination with Ghost - she wants to know so fucking bad what's under that mask. Thinks Soap is an adorable puppy that needs to be taught some... Rules. Thinks Gaz might be fun to play with - he doesn't look too breakable. Has no idea what Makarov's obsession is with John Price. Once or twice has made a comment about how breakable Graves looks - 'He's American, it wouldn't be too hard.'

[corpiote]

fenrir: he has the type of personality that I admire irl. he's sweet, charming, and supportive. he cares deeply for his friends and struggles with showing his negative feelings not bc he won't be supported but bc he's given himself a role to be the positive one. he's a genuine and fun person. did I mention charming?

loki: wet. pathetic. playful. catboy. read his route I'm begging yall

vlad: mainly his aesthetic. ikevamp isn't consistent enough with him😅 but he is also sweet. misguided and put on a pedestal. he demonstrates how harmful being out of touch can be. I'm a suckered for a "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" character

arthur/charles: playful, cheeky, and caring. carries a lot of guilt constantly and thats relatable

shakespeare: I feel like it's obvious why from the above answers lol

chevalier: subtle humor. willing to make hard decisions and take accountability for them. clumsy in his caring and supportive

clavis: djsjsndkxk cheeky. funny. chaotic and caring. like his heart is so big and he's willing to risk everything for what he believes in. he has a good soul and let's it lead him. he's hardworking and doesnt let his inferiority complex beat him down, rather he uses it to push himself forward and better himself. he's admirable.

gil: bit of a brat. somehow direct yet not? I haven't read his route so I don't have much to say. he does care, he just shows it in a different way. I despise people who use their authority to harm others (human trafficking was an example given in an event) and so does he. he's willing to be the bad guy and plays it up

william: encourages people to go for what they want. uses his position to help people. acknowledges his actions for what they are and holds to his beliefs. (I also want his aesthetic extremely badly jdjdjaksk)

jude: a jerk but caring. he and I are both annoyed by naiveté. he's hardworking and keeps his word.

begging Cybird Enjoyers to tell me their favorite suitors and why

[tumbling-darkling]

Danny Phantom x Batman Crossovers - the rich people party trope

Okay- so we have all heard of ‘Danny meets Bruce Wayne through a rich people party because Vlad decided to do something to make him go under the pretence of his apprentice or son’ but have we really delved into the ‘Danny makes an unforgettable impression because Sam invited him to cause chaos and oh boy did he cause chaos’.

Cause Sam is rich, her parents have a family name to uphold, and of course they get invited to Bruce Wayne’s rich people party. They make Sam go because Bruce encourages guests to bring their kids (mainly to distract his own kids) and the Mansons wish to make a very good impression despite them living in a crazy town convinced about ghosts. They take Sam aside a day before and are like: do NOT mention ghosts to anyone there, people will think we are off our marbles and we do not need that kind of impression.

Sam decides to invite a ghost just to spite them. (And also to survive the party as many rich kids she meets tend to not be her favourite kind of people.) That Ghost is of course, Danny.

Danny goes for the free snacks and to help cause chaos for his friend, even despite the Mansons dressing him up in the most uncomfortable attire he has every worn. They get to the party, Danny and Sam abandon her parents, and then Sam drops the fact that VLAD is probably at one of these things since he is also rich. At first Danny gets ready to throw hands but then goes with pranks and messing with his reputation because Vlad doesn’t he’s there.

What does he do? Danny goes around to other guests and convince them that he’s a ghost of a dead kid that Vlad probably murdered. He does this by asking someone where he is, talks about a major headache and not remembering how he got there, then pointing masters out and being like: ‘hey... I saw him right before everything went dark...’ and when the guests go back to look at him in surprise, he disappears.

Rumours spread, people ask if they also had seen the ghost of the black haired and blue eyes boy who masters maybe killed. When Bruce catches wind of the rumour, he at first believes it’s one of his kids fucking with his guests and is about to go tell them off when Danny pulls the same thing with him.

Bruce then immediately gets Vlad restrained much to his dismay and has people search his car for any signs of this dead child.

Danny outs his joke when he can’t contain his laughter from seeing Vlad so confused and annoyed, restrained easily by bodyguards as to not blow his halfa cover. Vlad sees him, screams at him and Danny and Sam scurry away like little gremlins with wide smiles and badly contained laughter. They steal snacks and retreat away from the party to cackle about the seamless prank they just pulled.

Bruce eventually has to apologize to Vald for the misunderstanding while Vlad considers actually murdering Danny for pulling such a stunt.

Something something else, idk, but more Sam invites Danny to Bruce’s party, it’s a means for absolute chaos since nothing is holding Danny back. AND he has Sam as his enabler.

[inthememetime]

A continuation of Anon's Danny + Jazz Adoption AU except its set in the Young Justice Universe and both siblings get placed on the team as a means to keep their respective parents from causing too much trouble (their villains and thus being model citizens is off the table...primarily because Danny ate part of said table)

Like imagine Season 1 of Young Justice but with Jazz oozing out her "Big Sister" vibes while Danny is the gremlin that Mama [Harley] and Dad taught him to be, plus having to openly supernatural beings on the team (the gator-themed halfa ghost king and his halfa elder sister).

Maybe Dani comes into play at Cadmus, as in Cadmus through their sources gets the materials needed to Clone the duo but due the instability of Ghosts in general they had to combine the material which creates Dani as a stable entity who gets busted out by her genetic donors.

Ate the table...ate the- that is SO Danny oml.

I will have to do some research on Young Justice to do this (wait for it!) Justice.

But here's what I've got so far:

The adults LOVE Jazz at first! Despite being raised by Poison Ivy, Killer Croc, and Harley Quinn, she's almost an upstanding citizen!

The issue comes when they realize she'# also scamming rich assholes out of their money, helping people break laws she thinks are unfair, and has repeatedly advocated for murder as an acceptable way to deal with bad guy of the week. You know, if she doesn't just let them go.

Danny harrases the hell out of Constantine at any chance, and has helped Dani kidnap Kon, which creates an ensuing custody battle for the ages.

Mainly because she's had Kon blend in with the 4 OTHER black-haired blue-eyed clones she calls her brothers and call Vlad dad for 6 months.

Vlad has imprinted. Finders keepers, this is HIS child now! Cue shenanigans as Vlad just barely toes the line of what the JL will let slide, merrily singing 'na na na na na na you can't get me' the whole time.

Danny keeps slipping out of any ghost restraints they put him in. (Batman has adoption papers ready).

They're great allies in a fight, but within 6 months, the JL is READY to let them go.

"Oh great, we didn't want to bring out the really annoying stuff."

"THAT WASN'T THE WORST?!" "Haha no." They refuse to elaborate.

[4rainynite]

Danny Phantom Neutrals Headcanons

This headcanon is gonna be about the many characters from the series Danny Phantom and see what their relationship with Team Phantom would be in the series ranging from: ally, neutral, and enemy. Now, it's time for the neutrals, Enjoy. Allies here!

P.S. This strangely took longer than the last one!

Warning : Some character explanations will be super long, mentions of death, and other things rated PG-13.

Neutrals:

Jeremy and Pamala Manson - We all know Sam's parents think the Fentons are dangerous and bad examples. As much as they don't like Danny when they find out he's Phantom and the reason why is because of his parents Ghost Portal they would get in contact with child services immediately, Only for Team Phantom to come in Danny's defense and Sam revealing her role in Danny's transformation. Knowing they can't reveal Danny out of the fear of Danny being experimented on and Sam's reputation would be destroyed they decide to go silent, but Jack and Maddie are on thin ice seeing their son being half-ghost is their fault. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if they tried to make Sam be friends with the A-listers or make her date Dash or Gregor/Elliot to distance her interaction with Danny. With them being rich they might have interaction with Vlad even becoming friends with him, who would make Sam miserable. But once they find out that the A-listers are a group of bullies, Dash being the leader and that one party where some of the guest up as their daughter, Tucker, and Danny as 'losers', Elliot/Gregor was a fake, and Vlad is half-ghost and has been tormenting the Fentons the alliance is broken. Even though the Mansons are killjoy elitist their main goal is safety and as much as they dislike the Fentons they draw the line at bullying and everything Vlad has done. Over time, now knowing Danny's secret and Maddie and Jack ease up on property damage their dislike becomes neutral, when Danny and Sam finally start dating they'll accept, but wish their dates were a safe trip for ice cream instead of ghost fighting.

A-Lister (Mainly Dash, Paulia, Kwan, and Star) - The only time the A-Lister interact with the trio is to bully them, so I doubt they'll become allies with each other. During, 'Reality Trip' when Danny was exposed and needed to leave the school his classmates were the ones to get him out. Showing that after everything Danny has done for them, they will return the favor. I can see Dash still being a jerk to them (mainly Danny), during sophmore year Danny gains muscles due to ghost fighting and is so untouchable Dash fears being beaten by him so he ignores the young Fenton. Dash still worships Phantom so he somewhat follows Phantom's morals and eases up on the bullying. The two will never be friends and both are fine with that. The rivalry between Sam and Paulina end in neutrally as well. We know Paulina is a daddy's girl mentioning and seeing him multiply times in the series, but never her mother. My headcanon is Paulina's mother is a stage mom and points out Paulina's mole as a flaw or just isn't around. Heck, she's probably one of the reasons Paulina is so fixated on looking good 24/7. I can see Mrs. Manson try to arrange a playdate between Sam and Paulina revealing Sam is rich. Sure, Paulina could blackmail Sam, but if word got out the goth geek was richer than her, Paulina's popularity would crumble so she keeps quiet. During the playdate Sam sees how pushy Paulina's mother and why Paulina is so shallow. The two girls agree that their mothers are annoying and to keep the other's secret. I see Sam and Paulina dynamic similar to Mandy and Mindy from 'The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy' and after the 'Wraith of the Spider Queen' both girls agreed that hangout wasn't bad, but being friends with neither girls cup of tea. Kwan seems nice and only bullies due to peer pressure and to not lose his spot with the A-listers, which is still no excuse. Kwan spent the most time with Sam and Tucker so he probably gain a soft spot for them. Over time Kwan stops bullying and even tells his fella A-listers to knock it off even if it means he getting ban. Seeing that he's some type of scientist or just has a good job in the future he probably stopped hanging with the A-listers. Star doesn't care for the trio and the only reason they interact is because of Dash, Paulina, and Kwan (I don't know if she's still friends with Valerine). Once, Sam's secret of being rich is exposed the A-listers would try to make her join which she refuses. At first they try to blackmail her or something and Sam reveals she's not just rich she's old money rich and most of their parents work for her family. Now realizing the girl they used to bully and her friends could rat them out at any second they avoid her like the plague. Over time Team Phantom while overshadow the A-listers before senior year. I can see once they get older all the A-listers having a falling out with only Dash, Paulina, Kwan, and Star still remaining friends.

Youngblood- Just a brat trying to have fun. In one of the Nicktoons comics Danny ended up babysitting him, and he probably still does. Over time the two bond (maybe about space stuff due to his astronaut costume). He still causes problems for Team Phantom, but he won't enslave the adults or anything serious. I also see him and Dani becoming close friends.

Ember - We all know Ember's story - unpopular girl who dreams of being a rockstar gets asked out by a boy to see a movie. She waits for him all night at the movies only to realize she's been tricked. Once she makes it home a fire starts and she's too unconscious to wake up and dies. Once, a ghost and escapes the Ghost Zone she becomes what she couldn't be in life - a star! One day Team Phantom gets a report of a ghost attack outside Amity Park and investigate it. The ghost attack is happening during a class reunion and the ghost haunting the place is Ember. They do their resource and find out how Ember died and try to convince Ember not to kill the man responsible for her death. Only, to find out the guy who tricked her all those years ago is a slob, a loser, and owes a lot of child support, so Ember let's him live to continue his horrid life (like Katara did in that episode when she confronted her mother's killer). Ember feels depressed seeing that she spent years planning her revenge for nothing and wondering if she really wanted world domination in the first place. Team Phantom remind her she has a huge fanbase in both the human and ghost world so that encourages her to focus more on her music. In time she will join Team Phantom, but for now she is focusing on herself.

Freakshow's Ghosts - Unlike Lydia they didn't have a choice being under Freakshow's control and they seem more neutral than evil to me.

Ghost Writer- He'll never forgive Danny for what he did with his first book but seeing how his second book is better he'll let Team Phantom use his library for information.

Desiree - I can see Team Phantom pulling an 'Aladdin' on her and setting her free. She can still grant wishes and now her own, but she'll probably just go off to find herself or something.

Dairy King - He did help Danny escape Vlad and Skulker's trap thingy, but he didn't help with the fight. I honestly think he passes on after 'Bitter Reunions' because that's the only way Vlad got away with all the crazy crud he's done.

Ghost from the Ghost Zone- Let's face Danny has saved both the Human and Ghost world a dozen times so the residents of the Ghost zone either love, neutral, or hate Team Phantom. For the hate part it's for Team Phantom's enemies like Skulker, Spectra, and others who wish harm. The neutral part is for those who don't believe the Halfa exist, in the Ghost Zone Danny Phantom is an urban legend. For those who love Team Phantom is because they helped the ghost or put ghosts in a positive light.

[tkdrawsstuff]

another ghost oc, but this 1 actually has a name and personality! (mainly cause the sketches r from like 6 months ago i just didn’t finish them till this week) 

their name is auroras, they’re based off the northern/southern lights. no gender, just gremlin. they’re a stupidly old ghost (like was there for both the rise and fall of pariah dark) but they act like a curious 5yr old (aka touching/messing with everything), and r incapable of taking anything seriously. basicaly their personality can be summed up as “im bored and im about to make that everyone’s problem”

danny’s 1st meets them when they’re exploring/causing minor mischief around amity (they aren’t hurting anyone, just being annoying) they see danny and r like “ aw! look at that cute little halfa. haven’t seen 1 of those for a while. he seems young. you’re supposed to play with children right? that seems like fun!” and then they lead danny on a scoobydoo chase all over town. at some point they would use the fact they’re so old they saw the old ghost king get dethroned to win an argument with danny(cause i like foreshadowing). danny doesn’t actually catch them, they just hear danny complaining about vlad and decided to go bother him instead. (would probably happen sometime around the end of season 1)

danny’s 2nd meeting with auroras would be cause frostbite introduced them. (frostbite) “auroras is a master at controlling ice great one, they will be able to help you master your powers far beyond what i could teach you!” and danny would be like “its you!” >:O and auroras would go “it me!” danny would try to fight them and frostbite would have too hold him back (frostbite)“Great one you can not fight such and old and powerful ghost!”  (ﾟAﾟ;)   (danny)”JUST WATCH ME!” ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ 

auroras would definitely join the box ghost on the “not dangerous just annoying” list though for different reasons. like when not making trouble they’d try to be helpful, but they’d just make things worse for danny. and they won’t leave him alone until something else catches their attention.

cause they’re so old they’re also really strong (like most of the other old ghosts in the show) but they don’t like fighting and just run away from conflict. i like to headcacon that the thermos doesn’t work on really strong ghost till they’ve been weakened (like pokemon) so thats why they annoy danny so much. they won’t fight and danny can’t hit them so no time outs in the thermos for auroras. 

[giggly-squiggily]

I know you said Vlad is more vulnerable to "why not" tickles, but I feel that mainly his sassiness makes hum vulnerable to punishment tickles, mainly from Otis. And he won't tell Vlad WHEN he's he's getting tickled. Just that he's GOING to get tickled

Hey friend! Don't worry, you're not annoying at all :D Sorry for the late response to all these; I'm gonna answer these in bulk :) Here we go!

Evil Ler indeed! It really depends on the situation and if Vlad's in the mood to handle it. (90% of the time, the answer is yes). It takes literally five seconds to bring him to that state- you just have to go for a particularly ticklish spot (In this case let's say his lower back) and boom- Vlad's on mute. jaejrkarkje

Oh my goodness the "Mess around and find out" tickles via his sassiness is top tier! Vlad doesn't' even try alot of the time; he's just being his usual sassy self. Otis has a "countdown" of sorts in mind; Vlad has about 5 chances of sass before the older vampire plans his revenge tickles klarkkjrjkeakj

Oo, true! It's not so much a punishment or motivation as it's more: "Wake up and study!" Vlad tends to fall asleep while studying- it's not his fault he just get's kinda bored sometimes lols. Otis might sneak up and poke/tickle him awake- randomly quizzing him on the material and only stopping when Vlad can give a fairly close/correct answer.

(Did that happen for reals? I haven't read the books in a hot minute lols) Oh that's so CUTE! Otis might be bedridden but it doesn't mean he's defenseless! He'll pull Vlad into him and tickle him silly if the kid's being extra worried or treating him like glass. "Don't worry, Vladimir; I'm not going to break. See? Perfectly fine." And Nelly busting in to save her nephew, only to sit back and let it happen is so deliciously evil but so freaking cute ahhhh!

These were all adorable! Thank you for sharing! :D

[pikahlua]

*takes a deep breath* I'm okay now. Earlier I got so exited,the first thing I wanted to do was yell,so I just literally sent that impromptu ask, sorry

I got soo excited because I was speculating hagakure to be traitor afterall. ( I was making a post once full in detail but Tumblr decided to delete that forever</3) but I'll tell you in short what the contents were

The USJ attack (todoroki said he didn't see her)

Shopping mall(If I remember correctly she was the one who suggested right?)

The final straw was when they all rescued deku and brought him back. She was the only one who hadn't said anything to him

I never believed kaminari to be the traitor after all. Now I'm curious what'll happen next, maybe still she can pull a reverse card. That's all I wanted to say, have a nice day/night

No need to apologize! It was an exciting time, lol.

I haven't really talked about the Hagakure traitor theory in detail, mainly because I think other people have already nailed all the supporting evidence. I have referenced the theory a few times, and I have always felt that she was the top suspect if the traitor turned out to be a straightforward plot line.

A lot of people took my Aoyama post as a traitor theory post, but as I explained: I don't actually think he's the traitor and have not thought so since the Cheese Incident. I think he's potentially connected to the traitor thread, that something fishy is going on with him but it's not clear what.

Additionally, while my Bugged Izuku theory is titled "Traitor Confirmed," the title was really more tongue-in-cheek intended to make fun of the weekly theory videos and posts I kept seeing with that click-bait title (ugh that was so annoying). I do still think the theory would have made for the best plot twist of this particular story-line, but there being an actual traitor does not preclude the Bugged Izuku theory from happening either; it just means it’s not connected to the traitor twist.

In short, if you ask me, the only theorized traitors that really ever had any merit were Izuku, Hagakure, Aoyama, Shouji, and Ojiro (the last two because of how little they feature and some lingering mysteries surrounding them). The Kaminari and Ochako theories relied on dramatic appeal and character bias rather than textual support. The Vlad King theory really just relied on bias for class 1-A and convenience. The Nedzu theory, while initially intriguing, falls apart the moment you consider who Nedzu apparently is. (Why would he defer to AFO if he’s smarter than humans? That makes absolutely no sense. It’s all really too roundabout of a setup to be 4-D chess like some people thought.)

So Hagakure isn’t surprising, just like Touya Todoroki’s return wasn’t surprising. However, the Touya reveal was still much more interesting and entertaining than the traitor reveal at this stage. Yes, we can argue over whether or not the reveal needed to be dramatic like Touya’s, but I still think even this transition from AFO to Hagakure’s portrait could have had a cleaner lead-up even in the chapter itself. I’m not fond of a fourth wall-breaking tagline revealing the big secret. How the next chapter handles this will really make-or-break this whole plot twist for me now.

Thanks for the ask. Take care! :)

[wonhaebunny]

small(ish) bkg-centric drabble vaguely inspired by sif’s fic and featuring one of my discarded ocs from blackugou!! open below to keep reading some bamf bkg!

before i get started on the drabble let met give y’all some context about the oc, as his quirk plays a pretty important role in the drabble!! his name is hioki, and he’s in class 1-b. his quirk allows him to project the memories of a person he’s touching into the mind of another person he’s touching. so if he’s holding two people’s hands, he can project memories of the first person into the second person’s head. the sharing of memories involves of not only visuals, but also what the person was feeling at the time; touch, noise, smell, emotions. they project the memory as if the viewer is experiencing it themselves.

hioki does not have to view the memories he’s projecting to other people. he can view them too if he wants, but he can also just project them from one person’s mind into the other’s without having to experience any of it himself.

okay so that’s my oc, let’s get into it!! 

tws for vomit, and what could (??) be construed as a panic attack? i’ll tag it just in case. this revolves around kamino, but there’s not too much detail about it. this drabble is… kind of not monoma friendly. people had some pretty strong emotions about it in the server. but he’s not a completely shitty person, and i personally did not write him to be a terrible character; he’s just annoying :’) katsuki is pretty ooc here too, but it’s based off another hc i have (that i’ll be posting sometime soon hsfsdf)

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it’s lunchtime, and all the students are piled into the cafeteria. once again, there’s a small crowd forming in the center of the big hall, where monoma has once again decided to start taunting 1-a, mainly bakugou. the onlookers are a mix between annoyed at the disturbance and vaguely amused by monoma’s shenanigans. hioki stands at the side, watching with vague irritation. this is somewhat of a daily occurrence, though, so he doesn’t bother interfering. after all, if there’s one thing bakugou is known to hate, it’s people trying to help him. 

it takes all of five minutes before monoma makes his first obligatory kamino comment. katsuki stiffens, the way he always does, but to his credit does nothing more than glare at his katsudon venomously. they all wait for monoma to finish, but the guy is laying it on thick today. normally it’s just one or two jabs about bakugou’s being pathetic, or weak, or the cause of all might’s end. whatever, there’s always something. but today he’s brutal, getting personal and downright cruel with his comments. he seems to focus in on the topic of kamino today, seeming to sense bakugou’s bad mood and increasingly furious eyes. 

as it goes on, bakugou grows tenser, eyes darkening with something a little unfamiliar that sets the surrounding students on edge. kirishima and the others are already trying to shove monoma away, some of them patting at bakugou’s shoulders in useless attempts to soothe him. bakugou is too busy staring monoma down to even bat their hands away, which speaks volumes of his anger.

he stares for a long time, watches as monoma rambles on carelessly. it’s a little unnerving, because by now he’d be yelling. fuck, if it was anyone else, they’d probably be crying by now with how mean monoma is being. but bakugou, uncharacteristically, just stares.

then, so smoothly most of the surrounding students miss it, katsuki’s gaze snaps to hioki’s. said student flinches back at the intensity of the stare, and bakugou just looks at him like he’s dissecting him mentally.  then, he opens his mouth. “hioki, right?” he says, words quiet but still managing to cut through monoma’s impassioned rantings like a hot knife through butter. 

monoma falters. 

katsuki’s lips slowly, ever so subtly, twist up into a predatory smirk that has hioki recoiling instantly. 

“u-um.” hioki says. 

 katsuki sits up in his seat slightly, abandoning the food he’d been prodding at. 

“you’ve got an interesting quirk… hioki-kun." 

hioki swallows. 

monoma, who stands forgotten at the side, looks baffled and somewhat disconcerted at the smile that’s slowly stretching across katsuki’s face. the entire cafeteria has hushed down by now at this new development. 

normally, monoma’s interactions with bakugou are easy. annoying at worst, entertaining at best. typically a mixture of the two. monoma pokes, bakugou snarls, the cycle keeps going. 

this, however. 

this is new.

"say, hioki-kun. would you lend us your quirk for a moment?” bakugou asks. his voice is quiet, musing, and absolutely terrifying in its gentleness. hioki opens his mouth, before closing it again. 

bakugou katsuki knows his name, and his quirk, too? they’ve never talked a day in their lives. as far as hioki’s concerned, bakugou’s never even looked in his direction. the guy can’t even remember his own friends’ names on a good day. and yet here he is, looking at hioki with a placid smile, asking for his quirk.

“i-um. what?” hioki says. his voice cracks rather embarrassingly. no one laughs. (they don’t blame him for his fear.)

even bakugou’s own friends have backed off at this point, watching the trio in muted apprehension. the blonde just chuckles softly. 

“no, it’s just. monoma seemed so very adamant that he could fare better than me in the real world.” he stresses the word out with an exaggerated pout, turning sharp eyes to monoma, who shrinks back slightly. “and hioki-kun’s quirk seems… very convenient. that is, if you’re willing to put your money where your mouth is?”

monoma seems to consider this for a moment, looking completely out of his depths in this new situation. he knows how to deal with an irritable bakugou, a grumpy one, a furious one. but a calm one? he’s lost. 

nonetheless, the clear challenge in bakugou’s tone has him puffing his chest out in indignance. “what, like it’d be hard?” he jeers, stepping forward. “come on, hioki, let’s get this over with!" 

he holds his hand out roughly in the other’s direction, narrowed eyes glued to katsuki’s serenely twinkling ones. 

"i-i really don’t think-” hioki stutters, looking between the two of them desperately as if waiting for one of them to announce that this is all a big joke. 

neither of them do.

“would you, hioki-kun?” bakugou asks kindly, extending a hand to the other, palm upturned in waiting. “you don’t have to, of course. but it would be… ah. entertaining, for lack of a better word.”

monoma seems to grow even more irate at the indirect jab. hioki helplessly steps up to place each of his hands in one of the others’ waiting ones.

“monoma.” bakugou says, eyes going cold and smile fading slightly. “i’m giving you a last chance to back out. don’t embarrass yourself more than you already have.” his words are serious this time, devoid of any of the light humour that had been lacing them the previous few minutes.

monoma, ever the stubborn mule, just scoffs. "calm down, you delinquent. acting so superior, as if we haven’t faced hardships like you.“ 

bakugou tilts his head slightly, examining the other. 

then, he shrugs. 

"okay. hioki-kun, if you would?”

hioki nods hastily, hands already sweating in their grasps. the entire cafeteria watches, rapt, as his eyes close and his hands start to glow a faint, silvery blue. 

“oh, and hioki-kun? i think it’d be best if you didn’t witness these ones.” bakugou murmurs, eyes already slipping shut. hioki, palms already clammy and trembling slightly, doesn’t question how the blonde seems to know his quirk in such explicit detail. instead, he just nods again. 

“okay.” he whispers. the blue turns stronger, until their connected hands glow a bright white, veins visible behind illuminated skin. the room goes pin-drop silent. they watch as bakugou sits, eyes shut and expression serene. monoma is frowning, brows furrowed and lips twisted in a petulant scowl.

they watch as the white grows brighter, and brighter still.

they watch as monoma’s scowl drops, free hand clenching against his side.

as his expression flickers, twisting into something unreadable and ugly.

then, unmistakably, his breath hitches. 

his mouth opens slightly, sucking in a ragged, shallow breath. poor hioki’s hand is turning red under his quickly tightening grip as monoma’s entire body seems to curl forward slightly. 

the entire time, bakugou sits. expression unchanging, small, bitter smile still lingering on his face.

monoma’s breathing picks up further, closed eyes scrunching and expression twisting further into sheer terror. his free hand is clenched so tightly in his pant leg that his fingers are turning white.

bakugou’s eyes slip open finally. he watches monoma’s trembling form with detached coolness, eyes gleaming with a silvery sheen that signals the workings of hioki’s quirk. “i think that’s enough, hioki-kun.” he says finally, voice impossibly soft. “thank you.”

the glow of their hands fades away, but monoma doesn’t stop trembling. his breaths are coming in reedy gasps at this point, lips curled back to bare his teeth in a picture of sheer terror as he curls into himself.

bakugou just watches, eyes still glinting with slowly-fading flecks of white. slowly, he lifts his hand from hioki’s and picks up the milk carton at his table. he sips from it idly, leaning back to watch monoma’s still-heaving form with an unreadable expression.

it seems that lunch rush had at some point and reported the disturbance to the teachers, because it’s at this point that a teacher finally storms in. 

vlad king pushes to the center of the throng. "what is going on here?“ he demands, before his eyes fall on monoma’s shaking figure. 

"what happened to him?" 

he turns around, scanning the crowd before his eyes land on katsuki, who’s still watching monoma boredly as he sips at his milk. 

"what happened?” he demands again. “someone answer me. monoma, what’s wrong?” he turns to his student, whose rasping breaths are growing louder progressively, and touches his shoulder. at the contact, monoma’s entire body jolts away, eyes finally snapping open with wild panic. 

then, the entire student body and vlad king watch with bated breath as monoma jerks away, turns around, and throws up over his own shoes. 

vlad king curses loudly, turning back to katsuki. the blonde just blinks at him placidly, and the teacher growls, before his eyes fall on a wide-eyed hioki who still stands in the centre of the circle. “hioki. explain.” he says sharply. hioki sucks in a fearful breath. 

“um. monoma was. he was teasing bakugou-kun. and then bakugou-kun asked me to, uh. use my quirk. on the two of them. i don’t know what exactly he showed monoma, though.”

he wrings his fingers anxiously, as they turn their attention back to a retching monoma. vlad king turns to stare at bakugou sharply. 

“you.” he says furiously. “principal’s office. now. i hope your little game was worth it.”

the blonde seems wholly unbothered.

“it very much was, thank you sensei.” he responds, smiling cheerfully as he pushes from his seat and brushes past vlad king out the cafeteria, still holding his milk carton. 

[yanderepuck]

Vlad’s dunbassery is going to be mixed in with the babies

Cause lets be real.  It’s probably Vlad’s fault

Everyone is between the ages of 2-5.  So not all are babies, but smol annoying children.

Jean Isaac and Mozart are the youngest, followed by Napoleon, Arthur, Theo, Vincent, Will, Dazai, and Leonardo.  I am making Dazai the age of 5 purely for the chaos.

First off, how did they become smol babies?  Good question  Vlad probably ended up drugging something that they all had, made sure Comte didn’t get it though.  The man just wants his boyfriend all to himself, and Faust was like “uhhh yeah it’ll do something like that”

Then BAM babies.  Sebas told Comte he’s gotta spend the next few days grocery shopping and left, Comte didn’t know what happened when he said that.  Sebas basically went “Fuck this.  This is above my pay grade” and left.  

5 year old Leonardo screaming in Italian because his coat is too heavy and he’s trapped under it.  Isaac is so smol he can’t even get out of his bed so he just stays in bed until someone comes and gets him.  Mozart can’t play the piano with tiny hands, and Jean gets his sword taken away, after all, he’s 2 and it’s taller than him.

Napoleon Theo and Arthur are 3.  Arthur is basically like “does this mean I can drink alcohol from a sippy cup” and Theo slaps him.  Napoleon probably sleeps through the whole thing.  He only notices when he goes into the kitchen and is too short to reach any food.  Yes.  He got out of bed and walked all the way to the kitchen before he realized he was a 3 year old.  Theo is screaming in Dutch how he can’t work like this.

Vincent and Will are both 4.  Vincent is basically like “I don’t know what’s going on . . . but I’m gonna paint.  Do you think Comte would get mad at a 4 year old for painting the walls.  I’m gonna paint the wall”  Vincent decided to be a little chaotic since he’s a 4 year old.  If he’s gonna be 4 again he might as well do it right.  Will walks into Comte’s room and is like “WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL” only he actually says “who is't doth i has't to killeth” which sounds strange coming out of a four year old.

Comte is like wtf?? and looks over and is like WTF????

But, lets not forget about the last child.  5 year old Dazai causing extreme chaos.  He can now fit even even smaller spaces and is lighter and can climb more things without worry.  He went into Isaac’s room, where he is stuck on the bed with Harry.  Out of all people to come into his room first . . . it had to be Dazai.  He climbs up onto his bed and is like “LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE” and Isaac basically curls up into a ball . . . just like Harry and is like “please no. leave me be” but Dazai just picks him up and carries him down the hall.

And that’s the first thing, besides Will, that Comte see’s.  Comte just takes a deep breath and closes his doors and goes back to bed.  He’s not even sure if he fell back to sleep, but he woke up to a small Napoleon on him “I’m hungry”.  Comte could have sworn he locked that door.

“Then go get some food”

“I’M NOT EVEN THREE FEET TALL WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO GET”

Comte just sighs, picks up smol Napoleon and carries him into the kitchen.  “What do you want.”

“Pancakes” its Theo.  He followed Comte in because he’s hungry too.

Comte looks down to see little baby Theo. Smol and angy.  “You’re like 3, don’t you just want to drink the syrup” he’s not cut out to be a real parent of real children.  But Theo thinks about it for a moment, and yeah.  He’s just gonna drink the syrup.  “Okay now what do you want”

“Food”

“Yes . . . what kind of food”

“ . . . . . food”

Sigh

Leonardo hasn’t stopped yelling in Italian for three hours now.  But he finally escaped his coat.  The only reason why he stopped was because he got tired and fell asleep in the hallway.  Lumiere was following him around as well, mainly being confused and was curious so he also fell asleep besides Leonardo.

Arthur is drunk out the ass because he wanted to know how much alcohol it would take for his 3 year old body to get wasted.  Theo told him it wasn’t a good idea, but did he listen? No.  So that’s when Theo left.

Jean doesn't know what’s going on but is upset that he can’t lift up his sword now.  It’s too heavy, so he decides to go find Mozart.  Mozart can’t even get on the piano bench without struggling.  He wrote something new he wants to try too.  So now he sits on the bench in anger, lil pouty face.

No one knows where Dazai and Isaac are.  It isn’t until two hours after Comte woke back up that Isaac came in through the door with blood around his lips.  He technically missed two meals . . . he bit Dazai and that’s how he got away.  Baby Isaac just wants sleep now.  2 year old sleepy.  As he’s walking he trips over Leonardo because he’s too tired to pay attention, and so since he’s on the floor . . and Leonardo is on the floor, he might as well sleep with him.

Vincent is painting on his door and has gotten paint on the rug in the hallway, and he is currently standing on a chair to paint farther up.

“Vincent.  What are you doing.”

“Painting”

“I see that.  Why are you painting your door.”

“Why not”

Sigh

Will has locked himself in the library for some quite and is reading a book since he can’t find anything to write with.

Now you’re probably wondering.  Where is Dazai?  Well he just burst through the window of the library and is telling Will to follow him.

“Why do you have a chicken?”

“Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to”

“ . . . I’m scared to know what the answer is” 

Dazai lets go of the chicken and Will starts climbing onto a table.  “DAZAI.”

Comte rushes in and grabs Dazai.  He’s been looking for him.  “You’re going in time out”

“That’s what you think!”  But Comte has a good grip on him, but now he has to find a room with no windows for him to escape from.

“Stay here” he put him in a closet, and locked the door.

“Vincent.  Stop painting the walls.  THEO!  Don’t encourage him!  You’re covered in syrup, what the hell.  Where is Jean at? Did . . . did Arthur really try getting drunk” 

Sigh

Jean and Mozart haven’t let the music room this entire time.  Mozart’s little arms can’t reach the keys so Jean tries pushing the bench in, doesn’t work though.

Dazai is trying to get out of the closet.  Leonardo and Isaac are cuddling on the floor and Napoleon is laying on top of both of them.  Comte is trying to explain to Vincent why he shouldn’t be painting on the wall, but Vincent is acting like he doesn’t know better and keeps painting.

“Vincent.  I will take your paints away”

“Please no.”

“Then I need you to stop”

“But why”

“You aren’t suppose to paint on the walls”

“ . . . Why”

“Walls aren’t for painting”

“Why.”

“Dear god no . . . “

“ . . . Why”

“THEO! COME GET YOUR BROTHER”

Comte making Vincent really upset and nearly starts to cry and Comte is like “ Nonononono.  It’s okay” and Theo comes to beat up Comte for doing that . . so Theo joins Dazai in the time out closet.

Eventually Jean gets bored in the music room and leave and tries terrorizing Comte by trying to trip him.  Comte is going down a flight of steps and that when Jean completes his plan. “DO YOU WANT TO GO IN THE TIME OUT CLOSET TOO” and Jean runs off.

The sun hasn’t even started to go down and Comte just hopes that whatever this is wears off by morning.

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