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I admit I always find it funny when people whose entire business is media give on-the-record quotes that sound this much like the villain of a movie about hosting a charity talent show to save the beloved local library.
#random internet stuff#shitposting#as a matter of principle I support the success of all non-big 5 publishers that aren't truly loathsome or atypically abusive#but like lmao c'mon
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me#but she still thinks it is soo#but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon#asexual#aromantic#<- for reach#edit: ...its censored because i want to btw#like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do#ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao#im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo
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forget kissing tbh, I'd love to see them hug each other in a genuine embrace. none of that half-assed shit. i want to see a real goddamn hug.
#lmao it's possible they're not the hugging type but idc#just hug you cowards 🙄#all the straight duos on yt do like c'mon lmfaooo#dan and phil
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Replaying RE4R, and I am once again thinking of how Leon just straight up murders a guy the moment he attacks. Like yeah, sure, he lunged at him with a weapon, there is a bloody badge of an officer, things are sketchy to say the least, but still. It all happens so fast, I doubt he actually had the time to fully put two and two together quite yet.
And you can't tell me that Leon, a trained agent, just overestimated the power of his kick on accident. That ↓
Was a pretty much deliberate kick. What's interesting is that in the OG RE4, he at least tells the ganado to freeze a good couple of times (or maybe once, I don't remember the specifics, but my point still stands) before actually proceeding to harm him. Remake Leon, meanwhile... just breaks his neck without a second thought.
And his reaction right after makes it... pretty obvious, honestly.
There is no strong reaction there to offing an old man in his home. Now, granted, he hears a scream right after, so it's not like he has much time to stand and ponder over what happened! But the only thing he says right after is: 'This is not good.' And, yeah, true, but we do know Leon is capable of expressing some level of distress over something he finds disturbing, and he proceeds to do that literally a few minutes later once you start exploring the village. So really, it's an interesting scene and a very intriguing way of introducing this hardened version of Leon we'll be playing as.
I wouldn't be thinking about this as much if not for the circumstances surrounding it. Not like Leon is aware that this man is infected with anything. Up until the moment he gets back up, he could be just some disturbed, paranoid old man or something. And he did just walk into someone's house. He's an intruder here, really. But the moment danger presents itself, he eliminates the threat without a second thought.
I think it speaks volumes of the past 6 years that passed for him, and how they shaped him. We don't know much of Leon's job: what it entails exactly, what kind of work he does on the daily, how the entire structure operates. And before the events of RE4, it's not like he was a well-known agent, if I remember correctly. It's his successful rescue of Ashley that got him high in the ranks. His status as a Racoon City survivor didn't do that. Throughout RE4R, we see him regain his humanity through the connections with other characters, going from the cold, robotic way he caries himself at the start of the game, to the determined, emotionally-invested man we later see carrying Ashley to Luis' laboratory.
It's very neat to think about! And while we all love Leon for his kind heart and his drive to save innocent lives, he is more than capable of violence, and that's an aspect of him I wish was talked about more. That neck break was definitely not the first one for him, just saying.
#resident evil#resident evil 4 remake#re4r#leon kennedy#leon scott kennedy#re4r leon#excuse my very poorly made gifs i made them just to accompany my post 😔#idk if you can call this an analysis i'm pretty much just stating my thoughts lmao#but yeah#imagine if that ganado was just some old man#leon just broke his neck and left#YIKES#like i'm SURE he could just.... disarm the guy or knock him out#but no#i wouldn't be saying that if he wasn't a highly trained agent too#like an average guy would just act on instinct and accidentally end up killing#but c'mon#no way that's the case here#aight i'm just babbling at this point#leon's kicks are the best i love them
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Apparently, the only reason Sky looks different in Season 2 is that they updated her model (glow-up) and removed her glasses.
It's not because Viktor didn't remember her
#its like that taylor swift music video#you belong with me?#sky w glasses vs sky without glasses#i think they didn't like her original hairstyle and didnt think we would notice#but we did and pull our hair out in theories lmao#leaving her hair aside#she's sky c'mon she looks the same#she just had an astral glowup#i want an astral glowup ngl#viktor does remember her but prettier mwahh#arcane#arcane viktor#viktor#viktor arcane#arcane netflix#arcane sky#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#sky young#skyvik
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Do you ever think about how Cassandra was blessed with the gift of prophecy but was also cursed so nobody would ever believe her? That makes me think about a certain sniper...
#this song is the usopp song for me in the ttpd album#like c'mon#i've been thinking about water 7 lately and it's not good for my mental health#also it's not sanuso but this is so clearly made by a sanuso shipper lmao#in my defense i'll say his scenes with sanji are the most important ones#please expect more usopp edits from now on i am in the process of downloading more episodes#one piece#usopp#water 7#enies lobby#one piece edit#usopp edit#sanuso#< target audience#bean-edits!
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Me and the bad bitches I pulled by being autistic
#this meme was made for him#besties i'm not gonna lie the show is low key making me ship lucy/lockwood/george#like i never saw it in the books but in the show their chemistry is. kinda spicy. you know?#also#i did this on my phone on the bus sorry for the shitty quality lmao#but alas when inspiration strikes you can't wait#lockwood & co#lockwood and co#george karim#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#c'mon show up in the tags#💙🖤🧡
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okay but the fact that in episode TWO rick was wearing leather and nipple clamps, getting walked on a leash by a gnome with a boner, and some people argued that he's straight for the next 10 years is hilarious. besties i do not think that was a necessary diversion in incepting mrs. pancakes actually
#morty the trick to incepting is making people think they came up with the idea#so i have to go fuck these gnomes#im not queer im just doing it to save our lives it's the only way#lmao like im not judging because i didn't know he wasn't straight either until the internet told me#but looking back that was me being dumb like just pay attention to what youre watching and it's super obvious that is not a heterosexual ma#lawnmower dog#rick and morty season 1#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rmm#r&m#rick & morty#pan rick sanchez#pansexual rick sanchez#old man brainrot#i seriously still see occasional comments of people complaining that the show got too gay like c'mon guys it has always been gay#my nonsense
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I know bring this up like once every six months but I will never understand how "Olympic Coven" became so commonly used for the Cullens' coven in fandom when they are never called that by anyone in the books, don't call themselves that, never called that in the movies, never called that in the Guide.
The name literally only exists in the Vampire Index in the back of Breaking Dawn. This should be a strange little easter egg we all forgot about.
How did it become so widespread in fandom when it's so obscure in the actual books (and not in the movies at all)? It seems like it was a one time idea of SM's that she abandoned, because it's not in the guide (almost all references to 'Olympic' in the guide refer to the Newtons' store and they are called the Cullen Coven in the guide) or Midnight Sun, but it lives on in fandom.
It is literally just because the wiki uses it? So anyone getting into the fandom for the first time and googling characters will see it and then uses it themselves? Does the Rule of Cool apply, because it brings up images of eternal gods and powerful athletes, even though it's really talking about a mountain range?
#genuinely so weirdly interesting to me#because i don't think it makes sense for a coven that moves around so much#'north american coven' would work#but that doesn't have the Cool and Powerful vibes#i think it also bugs me because the only people in the 'olympic' coven from the olympic peninsula are . . . bella and renesmee#so the name kind of erases all the other characters#and makes it seem like it only started when bella's story started#which i mean lmao par for the course#but c'mon they weren't called the olympic coven when they were in rochester or gatlinburg or ashland or baltimore or calgary
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People complaining about Mel not liking Viktor and being "mean" to him as if this guy didn't hate her guts too and wasn't constantly rolling his eyes every time she opened her mouth.
#also she doesn't hate him she just doesn't give a fuck about him bc she has more important things to deal with lmao#like i know that's YOUR favorite character but for MEL that's genuinely just hemier's assistant#and not it isn't nice to ignore him and she clearly doesn't treat him fairly but it's a manipulation tactic she would've used with ANYONE#it's not about viktor in specific and i'm sure she'd get along with him if they tried to talk#in fact people claiming she's a bitch for not saving viktor too in the explosion (as if she could control it lol) .... side eyeing you#she couldn't control her powers and also she just cared more about jayce and that's VALID she barely knows viktor like-#it's always MORE bc women have to be KINDER and NICER and MORE POLITE and more more more and it's never ENOUGH#but then a man is mean and bossy and an asshole and he's just ✨sassy✨#and also viktor doesn't HATE mel he just dislikes her on a surface level the way he hates the council in general#and what they represent and what mel is doing#despite being extremely similar!!! and probably getting along if they talked!!!#viktor has his reasons to dislike her and she has her reasons to not care#and I KNOW it's also a metaphor about higher ups not giving a fuck about the disabled guy from the undercity™ but c'mon now#that doesn't exclude the fact that most people are extremely misogynistic towards mel#anyway viktor is a grown up man he can protect himself he doesn't need you all to hate mel collectively#and viktor doesn't even want her to be nice to him lmfao they dgaf#'shes soon mean to viktor :(' yeah it sucks he knows it sucks he doesn't care he's bothered by her mere existence and position too#they didn't make them bff bc they would've been too powerful#arcane#mel medarda#viktor arcane
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Bakugou: was it casual?
Izuku: Yea sorry bro mb
#todoroki: you were never casual for me bakugou#*slides in for his chance*#sorry i can't help pushing my todobaku agenda 😭#i have so many questions#like why did Izuku wait until bakugou asked and THEN rejected him#did he seriously let bakugou think they would open an agency together only to tell him “sorry not for me anymore” WHEN BAKUGOU ASKED HIM???#why did he get with ochako IMMEDIATELY after rejecting bakugou like wow rub salt in his wounds why don't you#why didn't he talk it out with bakugou before coz this seems like a decision that takes months to think about#knowing how much izuku wanted to be a hero like WHY WAIT UNTIL BAKUGOU ASKED#also why didn't he ask out ochako in all those years?? r u shitting me??#izuku isn't the type to do that like c'mon bakugou gave up everything to make your dreams come true#and ik izuku doesn't owe him anything but bakugou atleast deserves a proper conversation about this???#this was izuku's ultimate revenge plan lmao make his bully devote his life to him only to reject him and get with someone else right after#bakudeku#my hero academia#mha 431#mha
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#tw vent? ig?#jfc#just almost got into a physical fight with a stranger on the street 👍#i only made a tsk sound bc some dumb was loud as hell and i was already on the verge of crying#but she immediately told me to stop shushing her kid but i didn't even mean that#I told her to calm her kid down but that was enough for her to start saying shit like “don't shush MY kid” or “c'mon and let's fight!”#like bitch wtf#walking away from her was the smartest choice lol#but on the other hand my bpd-bipolar ass started quietly splitting so i do not feel good rn lmao#but I'll be ok i just need to focus on playing DAI lol#i hate any fights i just want peace and quiet sjjdjand#rambles#actually bpd#actually bipolar
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Usuk Thought (Mini Headcanon?)
I hate England calling America fat, and I don't really care about the show or manga's canon a lot of the time for a multitude of reasons, but alas.
You cannot convince me that this immortal being who has seen the changes of beauty standards throughout centuries would One) Judge someone's body type all that much or give a single fuck. Or Two) Wouldn't be lowkey happy. His childhood was literally primal. So to him (And very likely most nations), more fat = Better fed, thus safety, and also more body warmth. His subconscious primal brain is likely thinking 'Oh fuck yeah, I bagged a good one. He'll keep me warm this Winter'.
So now I imagine Alfred getting insecure because he thinks he's gaining weight, and Arthur being like 'Absolutely not' and shutting down any insecurities Al would have, because he's hundreds of years old, dammit, and the beauty standard throughout history has changed so damn much. Plus, he can’t complain when Alfred's just comfier.
#I may or may not have made this because I've been reading an old fic and I am SICK of England calling America fat#Like it's iffy enough in the show but c'mon. I wanna read about them in love not question if they even fucking like each other#Don't you have to be attracted to someone?#They make it out like Arthur cannot stand Al and it actually annoys me lmao.#I've had this thought for a while#But this foc just really drove the point home for me. This is why I don't usually read old fics but it was recommended to me#I'm gonna reblog with a short drabble in a bit#With sleepy Usuk. Ugh I love them#Usuk#Ukus#Hws America#Hws England#Alfred F Jones#Arthur Kirkland#Hetalia#Headcanon#Coming for your job Ssuckit#Blame yourself you did this to me
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Ben: This person I see the first time in my life is definitely someone I've saw before.
Abdullah: I'm sorry but wtf this literally the randomest solider from Strangia, you cannot know him.
Ben: then he rEMINDS ME OF SOMEONE I KNOW DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THE REALISTICITY OF THIS?
#i'm not even joking this is literally how the scene went#almost word for word#Ben when someone who looks a bit like Justin appears in his dusty mirror: I'VE SEEN HIM BEFORE#I MEAN#man#C'MON#there's a genie and the baby crying why are you randomly doing this#justiman#lmao#howl's moving castle#hmc book#howl's moving castle book#hmc#ben sullivan#castle in the air#wizard suliman#prince justin#justin of ingary#abdullah
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#QSMP#QSMP Official#QSMP 2024#SO HYPED#Also as a reminder. Please have faith in the admins#lmao#I keep seeing every single streamer's chat catastrophizing about the dumbest things and I'm just laughing because I thought they were /j#but no people are seriously like ''it's gonna be a lore reset it's gonna be a memory wipe'' etc. etc.#Please have faith that nobody would be dumb enough to pull that BS with this server LMAO#I know many people have been burned by a certain... other server but c'mon man have more faith in Quackity and the team#[Etoiles voice] It's chill mannn
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i know i did not just lose a mutual over lawlu bc they said it was problematic. as if luffy, a 19 y/o, didn't have enough critical thinking to do whatever the fuck he wants.
#AND ALSO I'M 19 TOO???#as if i were sexualizing a minor (thing he isn't btw) when he's literally my age#like quite literally our birthdays are exactly a week apart lmao that's so funny#but fr law is a complete failguy wdym it's problematic lmaoooo#I'VE MADE OUT WITH 25 YEAR OLDS BEING 19 AND I HAD CRITICAL THINKING AND I WAS AWARE WHILE DOING IT#like okay large age gap or whatever do you truly think 19 y/os are that fuckinf stupid#and do you really think law is that evil (he isn't he's a sweetie) to do anything to luffy like c'mon#and also the relationship is healthy in canon??? they're so sweet??? like#i can't do this anymore#one piece#lawlu
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