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i need to test my fucking code lmfao 🤡
#imagine not just coding blindly and then submitting to see what happens like im about to do sdjnfbfdhhskjfbjdkhgdf#trying to set my expectations low even tho for some reason im hopeful that it's gonna work#but like bro u didnt test shit u have no idea lol#ksjnfwhbowdfogbqogbieruhqeigrhiwngoqrf FUCK it's 3:30 since when TT lmaooooooo#i told myself i woouldnt go to sleep until i finished this function section and here we are#it's not that late like i 've been going to sleep around this time lmfao#but i havent gotten ready for bed yet so it will probably be around 4:30-5 then#i was gonna wash my hair today........ dont thinkthats gonna happen XD#i think im procrastinating submitting lmfao#there's DEFINITELY something i missed#im just gonna be so so so sad if i dont pass any test cases for the shit i just implemented#i hope i hope i hope lmfao#🤡🤡🤡🤡 and like that probably means i should probably TEST IT TO SEE#but no#🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 i've been snacking on fucking salami bites LMFAO health <3 salt and fat <3#RIP i rly didnt pass any test cases for the functions i just implemented LMAO ugh it's fine i just gotta test TT#wait i passed a few more tests for another thing ........ did i even change that from lst time i submitted lol ok#damn now i wanna try to debug but maybe i shoud sleep first TT#fucknjdbgfhbjdbfgjlsdblkfd i'm not . screeewwwwwweeeeedddddd i'm just . not not screwed TT#i at least have code written for almost all the functions and shit tho#it's not CORRECT CODE but it's CODE#anfghbwbgqirepupqiuhgbwjhfkbdfkhsfljghljdfkfasdf and i have a couple late days i can probably use dnghdjbfdbfbgerpqehir okokokokokkokkokok#am slightly nervous bc of show tmr and stats hw due thursday TT#jndsfjhgjfhjblsjdfblsjfhdbgqorbgpqiuerhtqepurthqornfjfddljfl ok shut the fuck up go to sleep or sm ;-;#jk not that i can even rly get ready for bed rn i think my roommate in the bathroom lmfao#screaming <3#jeanne talks
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Jared Kleinman HC: having a crush on him, you don't wanna admit it but everyone knows
I was lying in bed and then i got this idea and it sounded really cute so i made it a reality asjdfbasjh im having a brainrot
Reader is gender neutral and its romance
OK SO JUST IMAGINE
YOU LIKE THIS GUY
YOU DON'T WANNA ADMIT IT BCS HES COCKY AS HELL
BUT EVERYONE KNOWS
E VE RYO NE KNO W S
YES EVEN HIM
OK lets go to the start so
SO I HAVENT FINISHED THE BOOK AND STUFF BUT
I DO THINK JARED WENT TO SCOUT CAMP AS A KID TOO
SO you met there
And as in met
He accidentally uh
Well yk those log things you gotta walk on??
He slipped and accidentally bumped into you
And you fell on the mud lmao
Bro was trying vv hard not to laugh actually
“Kleinman, apologize to (Name).”
“Sorry.”
hE AINT GOOD AT THIS FORGIVE HIM PLS
Ok so like youre still mad but
Throughout your time there he makes it up with
aCTS OF SERVice
sO some hcs here are from @/bemorecronch pls check them out vv good at writing jared and hilarious as hell
So one of their hcs is that if he likes u he randomly gives u food
oH diD I NOT MENTioN??
THIS GUY LIKES YOU TOO
So like one time you dropped your snack and like vv frustrated bcs you fell in mud and now your snack fell in mud
So he goes up to you and shoves his spare sandwich onto you
Youre like ???? but then he jsut raises and eyebrow
“Don’t you know how to eat or did that dirt change everything in you??”
You choose whether you smacked him or not
But like after that and everything, he sat with you and just ate with ya
Then the crushing started
SO YEARS PASS
WELCOME TO HIGHSCHOOL OR WHATEVER TOOK PLACE IN DEH
yOU MEET AGAIN
“Arent you that mud person from camp??” “Arent you that asshole who shoved me??”
Sassy conversations
Murphy siblings live for it tbh
They love you
And then heres the thiNG
SO ONE TIME AT THE CAFETERIA
You guys just sat together and ate bcs i mean thats what you did at camp too
You guys we’re vv close and be reminded you have a crush on him
So liKE your body started to heat up and ik for some skin colors it wont be visible youre blushiNG BUT SINCE YOURE SO CLOSE HE CAN FEEL THE HEAT
Hes concerned bro “are you okay??”
“Yes im fine- just-” tHEN HE PLACES HIS HAND ON YOUR FOREHEAD
TO CHECK YK
Totally not an excuse to touch you
coIUGHGHcouG HH
So like you just froze?? Bcs oH SHIT ohIUSHAHH????
Alana was there and you were like oh thank god
But alana
aLANA KNOWS
ALANA SEES IT
But dw she doesnt like say it out and tease you
Takes you away and stuff “Oh god! (Name) are you okay? Lets go to the nurse.”
She doesnt take you to the nurse lmao
“So, you like someone?”
React how you want she aint gonna fall for you denying it
anYWAYS SHE DOES KEEP IT A SECRET
But like its you who, well, makes it less of a secret lmao
Like youre very expressive abt it
Everyone knows
The school knows
And you guessed it!
JARED KNOWS
Bro is happy as hell you like him back but don't forget hes a little shit
Teases you tbh
Like if youre sitting down and reading or smth hes just like “oh whats that??” and gets vERY CLOSE
From acts of service to physical toUCH
If you like passed a test or something he just awkwardly goes up to you and pats your back
“Good job” “uh thanks”
Hes silently crying inside bcs of that
Ok but like one day lets say Alana encourages you to confess
So you do and like when you see Jared youre just
Oh shit oh fuck oh no nope nO
But like he sees you and he just goes to you like “whats up??”
Its just casual
Too casual
So you didnt wanna confess in like a crowded hall lol so you tell him to meet you at some place like uh idk you choose
So Jared
Aint dumb ok
An asshole but this shit is fucking smart
And first thing he thinks is ‘theyre gonna confess. Definitely.’
No doubts bcs he knows u like him lmao
So you meet
And bro got a huge smirk on his face
“Soo- what did you want to talk about?”
Hes just so calm?? And casual? That youre freaked out and suspicious bcs you expect him to spit out some mean things and stuff
“Uh- this is- wait uh” “go on.” “weLL- uH”
Then he laughs
You guys know what im talking about
“You sound like Evan” hes wHEEZing
“LOOK i LIKE you okay???”
“Everyone does” “No i mean- the- the like like”
Bro acts like he doesnt understand
So uh yeaH you kiss hiM
Look he knows u like him but hes still shocked bcs daMN
In the end, he just goes “oh i know you do. Everyone does.” with a smiLE
Smack him smACK hiM
#this is the longest ive ever written but im pROUD#jared kleinman headcanons#jared kleinman x reader#jared kleinman hcs#dear Evan hansen headcanons#deh x reader#deh headcanons#dear Evan hansen x reader#x reader#headcanons#fanfiction#hcs#fanfic
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can i request sleepover hcs with trickstar (separate)? i feel like they would be so much fun to be with... the new shuffle unit really woke up my inner trickstarP 🥺 (hope it's not too much to request all 😭)
HELLO !!! nd no it's ok !!!! it took me some time bcs i didnt . rlly know how to start out hokuto's part BUT IT'S DONE NOW !!!!!!! (also i hope u meant it in a setting where y/n nd the members r in a relationship (separately ofc) bcs that's how i wrote it so ye) hope yall like it ~
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AKEHOSHI SUBARU
• he probably brought up the idea while u were accompanying him on a walk w daikichi
• u were talking abt how u brought these glow-in-the-dark stickers nd they remind u of him
• "it would b so nice if u could see it omg!!! but .... it's the best when u watch it right before u go to sleep.....nd ur probably busy :(("
• "????? LETS HAVE A SLEEPOVER THEN!!!!!!! W ALL THE SPARKLE SPARKLE STARS!!!! AAAAA IT WOULD LOOK SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!"
• nd ur just like :0 bcs u cant believe this dumbass . he has a live to perform in day after tomorrow but he's gonna have a sleepover........what
• "dw abt my live !!!!!!! ill tell hokke nd the others that i can't come today but i'll practice extra hard tomorrow !! they'll understand dw (*・∀-)☆"
• they didn't.....actually...but he cut the call on hokuto before they could get him to attend so uh-
• "anyways!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^"
• yall bring daikichi over too. it's not even a question daikichi is literally yalls child at this point but anyways
• he probably looks for board games for a good hour or two while u get some food for daikichi nd then get some food for subaru nd urself
• (he doesn't find it)
• u peek at the doorframe bcs for a while u keep feeling like someone has been watching u for a while now nd then boom . u see the other baby (read : subaru . main baby is daikichi, ofc!) pouting at u
• u laugh nd wipe ur hands on ur apron before ruffling his hair nd he goes
• "i can't find the board games :((((( y/n :(((((("
• surprise guessing game : whos the actual puppy? akehoshi subaru or his actual dog daikichi??????? it remains a mystery
• anyways u help him look for them nd after u hand him over the thing u get food for the both of u nd force him to eat atleast a bite bcs this bitch is too busy trying to win against u in snakes & ladders 😭😭😭
• "subaru.....pls....the food is getting cold....."
• "no i Know im gonna win!!! the sparkly stars r my good luck!!!! i know it!!!!!!"
• he.... doesn't win .....for the 5th time....
• so manz just gives up, noms all the sandwiches visible (aka his portion bcs u alrdy finished urs an hour ago JDJDKDN)
• nd then sleeps, still sulking
• yes it ends up in u guys cuddling under the glowy stars
• nd subaru thinks that mayb losing against u isn't that bad after all (´꒳`)
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HIDAKA HOKUTO
• unlike subaru, this was actually a planned one
• u both had homework to do, u especially had a test tomorrow nd subaru just ditched the rest of trickstar to go hang out w someone else instead of their practice so ┐(´∀`)┌
• hokuto appears at ur doorstep around 6:30pm, as discussed earlier
• "right on time!!!!!! so true hokke (´∀`)b"
• he chuckles a lil as he closes the door behind him nd takes off his shoes
• "(y/n) u keep sounding like that masked pervert whenever u say smthg like that pls"
• u laugh it off nd then get him to the living room, where u two get ur books out nd then start studying
• hokuto asks if uve studied any material before to which u quietly reply no nd hokuto just goes
• "oh, that's ok… i think it will be good practice for me too if i taught u all this, right? so let's start, hm?"
• HOKKEEEEEEE ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐
• sasuga hokuto kyun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• anyways !! u guys (finally) start studying now!
• except…..except ur alrdy falling asleep……
• hokuto doesn't even realise this till he looks over to his shoulder bcs wow it suddenly feels heavy! wonder why!
• nd then boom ur face is an inch away from his
• poor hokuto his face gets all red and his ears r burning nd when he realises that ur sleeping he just . freezes
• doesnt even move fucking muscle
• mentally too manz just checks out NDNDNDJDJKS
• BUT IN HIS DEFENCE WHEN HE CAME TO UR PLACE HE DIDNY EXPECT THIS!!!!!!! HE EXPECTED TO STUDY ND THEN GO HOME YK!!!!!!
• poor guy he can feel how hard his heart is beating nd hes praying that u dont hear it nd wake up
• thank goodness ur a heavy sleeper……..nothing, nd i mean not even if boulder is dropped on u, can wake u up
• sasuga…..y/n……?
• anyways !!!!!
• u wake up at like . 2 or 3 am nd u find hokuto just closing his eyes shut, cheeks still bright red nd. WHYS HE SO CLOSE-
• o u fell asleep on his shoulder lol-
• U FELL ASLEEP?????
• u jerk back up nd apologise a million times for falling asleep even tho hes so desperately trying to teach u nd hokuto just tries to hard to explain that it's ok !!!!!!! (bcs he actually kinda . liked it . aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA)
• after much thought u guys just decided to go to sleep bcs ur too tired anyways so it's not like u would retain this info anyways
• nd it was a good decision bcs after waking up in the morning nd going thru his notes instead u actually aced the test !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so true y/n !!!!!!
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YUUKI MAKOTO
• this one….. it's like . neither planned or accidental?????
• it just happened????? yk?????
• he called u suddenly in the evening bcs he went to this new game shop that opened near his place right
• nd hes just like !!!!!!! y/n!!!!!!! uve got to check this game out !!!!!!
• nd so u go to his place to play the game nd u see that he just has everything prepared so u get the snacks that u got for both of u on a plate nd get some juice from his fridge nd start playing the game
• nd the game is rlly good !!!!!
• from the graphics to the boss music, makoto rlly knows ur taste
• (he blushes nd thanks u all flustered too hehe)
• nd after switching consoles nd playing the game for over 3 hrs, yes it's a pretty huge game, u finally reach the boss battle!!!!
• nd this . this scares u
• uve seen ppl on the net say that this battle will absolutely End u . periodt
• u never rlly understood why but holy shit u now do
• uve been trying to win against this bitch for AN HOUR at this point . why cant he just die
• poor makoto is just cheering u on in the bg bcs u refuse to let him help
• "y/n….(;´Д`)...... it's ok bb…...i'll finish this up for u…. it's like 4am we have class tomorrow- wait no it's actually today-"
• "makoto No u always help me in games let me finally win smthg for u !!!!!!"
• nd u point at his forehead nd poke it several times as u make ur point
• "ill win for u !!!!! ok!!!!! this stupid boss can never be as strong as my love for u !!!!!! (*`へ´*) 彡3"
• nd hes just . looking at u all worried but he . he trusts u . so he lets u do it urself
• yes u lost even more times nd cried a lil out of frustration
• so at one point, instead of directly helping u, he just starts giving u directions nd at this point ur too tired nd exhausted to say anything so u just follow him
• (u also have ur head on his lap nd hes combing thru ur hair nd looking down at u like :') lmao what a lovebird)
• but when u actually beat the boss, finally, nd the screen says "win!" in huge yellow letters ur eyes go O.O
• nd u jump out of his lap, while he's still spaced out, combing ur hair nd hug him v tightly
• nd hes like ????? huh ???? wh wh wh ?????????
• nd u explain that u finally won nd u guys just rejoice lol
• then immediately fall asleep. both of u
• (u guys were late to school next day . sigh)
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ISARA MAO
• unlike the other three, this man was actually dragged to ur place
• why? u might ask
• WELL THIS DUMB RAT IS BURNT OUT !!!!!! HE DOES TOO MUCH WORK ND HE DOESNT REALISE IT !!!!!!!!!!
• so after u guys r done w school, nd when u check in w his fam too that hes gonna stay at ur place (nd also that he has almost no work today, ofc) u drag him to an arcade nd hes like ???
• "today is a rest day!!!!!! so no work at all!!!!!!"
• u said this while pouting a bit so mao mostly thought u were joking
• but even after going to the arcade, going to the shopping mall nd getting snacks, going to the fast food place u guys visit alot nd getting food from there, his brain doesnt catch on that ur indeed not joking
• until it's been 3 hours at ur place, ur having the dinner that u guys had bought from the fast food place while watching a random movie that was airing on some channel that his brain suddenly went
• 'i know they were saying that this is a rest day nd ur not allowed to work probably as a joke but bro…. i dont think it's a joke anymore'
• this is so sad f in the chat for mao lol
• but also he doesnt bring it up bcs ur forcing him to watch musicals w u (some of ur favs) nd he... actyally likes it?
• he hasn't felt so ….relaxed in a very long time now that he thinks abt it
• nd he has to thank u for it yk
• nd so after the musical marathon ends, as he thanks u, he kind of just goes on a rant yk
• abt how he's feeling
• he never expected for this to happen but u tell him it's ok yk
• nd while he shouldn't burden himself w so much work, ur always open to listen to his thoughts, opinions, random bs, anything !!!!!!
• for hours u guys just have a very deep talk abt how guys have been doing nd mao feels like hes so so glad that u did smthg like this for him
• yall also go to bed early bcs mao alrdy has a bad sleeping schedule (so let's not make it worse!!!!)
• nd in conclusion, it was a v good day! now yall do this whenever either of u r feeling down or get burnt out lol
#sorry this was so late anon sobs#also hope u got bridal mao!!!!!!! nd fs makoto!!!!!!#also i said in the beginning i didnt know how to write for hokuto but i think i like writing him now#he'd probably get flustered alot in a relationship lol#also i don't mind group recs!!!!!#i do mind if it's like . 5 ppl from diff groups that i need to write individually for#but 4 is ok !!!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻#thank u for requesting anon!!#akehoshi subaru#subaru#hidaka hokuto#hokuto#yuuki makoto#makoto#isara mao#mao#enstars#ensemble stars#enstars imagines#enstars writing#writing#enstars scenarios#ensemble stars scenarios#anon !!#ask box !!
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shurara corps ark fix-it concept babeyy!!
under a read more bc this shits long LOL
also this is kinda rambly but whatever
when it comes to shuraras motivations here, maybe he could have been another childhood friend of keroros. idk how they could have been introduced, maybe through pururu or just by meeting in school, but ig that part doesnt rlly matter. what DOES matter though is that shurara decided to tag along with keroro, giroro, zeroro, and pururu on one of their misadventures and he gets hurt during it. BADLY. pururu patches him up, and zeroro apologizes like crazy (since he knows how much this sucks), but shurara is left with a strong dislike of keroro and friends. except for pururu, who he still likes (but im not keeping the crush bc it serves no purpose here) and zeroro who he kinda forgives a little bit but just because he apologized so much. maybe this could have resulted in some major physical injury that affected how he lived for a while, or maybe it spawned a phobia, but either way it left an impact.
putata and mekeke are sent in first with the goal of beating up the platoon a little bit and taking the star because they are the most skilled team. shurara doesnt want the star because of some stupid bandaid, but he wants to take it in order to both deeply hurt keroros pride and also to potentially have his platoon no longer be officially recognized, taking away something that means a lot to keroro. they actually succeed in taking the keron star kinda. when they get back to base, they realize that the star is fake, its just a piece of fabric or paper with tape on it (like what happened in the original arcs ending). this way the shurara corps will be established as an actual threat and also the ending will have actual stakes.
gyororo sends word back to base that the keron star putata and mekeke got was fake, so giruru is sent in to ACTUALLY get the real star, as well as punish the platoon for embarrassing the corps like that. this one plays out kinda like the actual episode (bc im too lazy to think of anything else), but all that matters is that he still ends up captured.
after this, the platoon is like ok this might actually be serious so they go on high alert. one day dororo notices gyororo (who was sent in a little before putata and mekeke to scout the place out and gather info) bc hes the only competent member of the platoon and confronts him, outing his presence to everyone. gyororo fights back but he is also captured in the end.
after the platoon has captured giruru and gyororo , shurara plans to capture and torture a member of the platoon as revenge. before he can do this though, dokuku and nuii decide to rescue giruru and gyororo in secret. nuii serves as a distraction to everyone while dokuku goes to rescue the fellaz. theres some minor conflict but in the end the four of them escape. after that happens, shurara is furious about his subordinates disobeying him and doing things behind his back, but he keeps his goal the same.
im gonna change yukikis powers bc they kinda suck and hes confusing. anyways yukiki isnt actually a snowman, but hes the hat! kinda like in mario odyssey, you put the hat on anyone or anything, and it will immediately be controlled by yukiki. he was an experiment done to try to make a sentient object, and he got his name because he was first tested on a snowman (which also makes it the form hes most comfortable taking). anyways, shurara sends in yukiki to capture someone by taking control of them, but hes defeated somehow and returns empty-handed.
im also gonna change robobos powers a bit. with robobo i dont think that he should have the ability to turn people into electronics because thats dumb and doesnt make any sense, so im gonna give him the ability to just control other machines. he also doesnt have a giant form, and can switch his hands between their magnet form and their drill form. anyways, at this point shurara is furious and decides that he doesnt care about capture anymore, he wants the platoon dead. he decides to send robobo for the job because robots dont have the same margin of error that living things do, or at least theyre supposed to. turns out, they totally do bc robobo also comes back with a failure.
after this, shurara somehow lures the platoon to his base (just like in the anime) but this time everyone is waiting for them there in a big empty room together. shuraras disembodied voice gets a monologue like in the anime and the roof opens, lighting the room up because its a bright spring day. kagege then appears and takes control of the platoons shadows like in the anime! all of the shadows are used to fight the platoon, as well as the corps themselves fighting. its an epic fight, but just when it seems like the platoon is all gonna die, the corps suddenly decide to stop fighting. they all tell the platoon about how shurara has been acting worryingly erratic and obsessive, so they agree to spare the platoons life as long as they confront shurara. the platoon obviously agrees, and theyre taken to a holding area so that shurara thinks that theyve won. they give them this offer because theyre not personally invested in killing these nerds, they dont really care. they ARE worried about shurara though, seeing how obsessed with this hes become.
anyways kagege reports to shurara (in my headcanon hes like shuraras right hand man or something like that) and is like "we beat the platoon, but we didnt kill them. theyre our prisoners right now and were gonna torture them before we let you do the honors" and then shuraras like "poggers!!! thats a great idea!!" and then proceeds to drink his choccy milk and play minedcraft. meanwhile, some of the others are actually patching the platoon up and telling them what to do with shurara. they tell the platoon to try to hurt him as little as possible, and DEFINITELY dont fucking kill him, but just try to knock some sense into him and restrain him or something.
the platoon asks why shurara hates them so much and whoevers patching them up doesnt know, but kagege comes down soon after and tells them shuraras motivations. after this, some understanding can be felt by giroro and dororo (bc they were there, even tho dororo is the only one who remembers shirara like at all) and keroro feels kinda guilty but not too much bc head empty. later, the corps has a big celebration feast and shurara declares that hell painfully kill the platoon bright and early tomorrow. in all the commotion, nuii convinces gyororo to sneak down into the platoons holding cells to bring them some leftover food.
the next day, the platoon is brought to the same room that they fought the corps in, and theyre tied up. shurara is talkin abt how hes gonna kill them all super painfully and stuff but little does he know that the ropes holding the platoon are actually not secure at all (on purpose), so the platoon all escapes their bindings and a fight with shurara ensues. when the platoon is in a tight spot, one of the corps will show up real quick and help them out, kinda like a support in a fighting game. eventually, shurara is tied up and defeated technically.
shurara is whining and stuff and calling the corps a bunch of traitors, but the corps talk to him about how worried they all are about him and that this whole thing has gone too far (you rlly think these goobers are worth all this effort??). shurara says something about how keroro hurt him before, so he wants to hurt him and his platoon back. the corps are like ya i get that but killing them is wayy overkill no pun intended. keroro apologizes and maybe dororo can say something about how keroro also hurt him in the past but hes been able to move past that or whatever and shurara is like bro ur right and he starts crying like da babey he is lmao and there u have it!!! the arcs over and everyone is ok and happy!!! found family trope pog!!!!!!
#keroro gunso#sgt frog#shurara corps#i wont tag anyone lol#if anyone wants to like elaborate on or expand anything here go ham!!#also send it to me bc i wanna read that shit lksdfjlsd#im just sending this out into the ether but if u base somethign off of this idea id like to be credited#as if anyones gonna wanna do that psjdfksdjflk#anyways i hope this is good!! its way better than what we actually got imo but i might be biased
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wayv’s reaction to y/n being pregnant
kun:
literally from the moment the two of you had got married you and kun had been trying to have a baby + when you fell pregnant with xiaolian you didn’t even need to tell kun because when you took the test he was literally stood against the bathroom door, praying,,, so yeah he was happy and had that massive smile as he picked you up and spun you round because oMG HE’S A DAD!!!!!!
ten:
for sonny,, like y’all weren’t trying as such but you weren’t not trying either lol so like when you told ten you were pregnant he wasn’t surprised but he was in a bit of disbelief of just like ‘oh shit this is it like i have a CHILD’
so sonny hadn’t even turned 1 when you got pregnant with baby but y’all once again hadn’t really done anything to not try for a baby?? even so when you were taking the pregnancy test,, ten wasn’t really fazed cause he thought it was just a ‘uh maybe’ and then!!!! you were like ‘babe i’m pregnant’ and he was like ‘whAT’ i mean idk what he expected but it kinda wasn’t that (he was very excited though,, he just had to have some time to process)
so for moon, lol baby was only like 5 months and you were like ‘uh ten i’m pregnant.... again’ and he was like ‘whAT’ like how tf can this happen so fucking quickly??? and he vows to wear protection after this,, but even though it’s hard he always thinks it’s super cool that all his kids are so close in age bc they’re like best friends :)
winwin:
for bingwen click here :)
so y’all planned for yongliang bc winwin really wanted a daughter so he was ready to start trying again and so when you told him you were pregnant he was just so excited!!!!! and even if yongliang was a boy he was still jumping up and down with excitement bc now he has two baby boys!!!!
when you fell pregnant with mingli it was not planned but you lowkey told yongliang for his 2nd birthday as a kind of present and yo he was sO EXCITED!!!!! so like even though winwin was really really slightly disappointed that mingli wasn’t a girl,, jusg the excitement from yongliang about having a little sibling was enough :)
lucas:
so after the two of you got married you pretty much started trying immediately lol but it took so, so long and you’d pretty much given up conceiving naturally and then bum bum bum!!!! you were pregnant with milo!! and lucas was just so overwhelmed he had no idea what to do,, 100000000/10 experience,, cried loads
so milo was only like 1 year old but he’d seen loads of member’s babies and he loVED THEM and lucas loVED THEM and so you and lucas decided to start taking fertility drugs and then you got little zion!! and when you told lucas he was just a mess and he was hugging you and milo so close bc omg 😭😭😭
and then, you carried on taking the drugs cause you and lucas were like ‘3 would be nice’ and then once again a year later you were like ‘i’m pregnant!!’ and lucas was like 0_0 bc he just kinda didnt expect that and then you discovered you were having both jasmine and xavier!!! and lucas thought he was gonna dIE bc omg babiesㅠㅠ pluralㅠㅠ and you best believe he SOBBED when he found out one of them was a daughter
xiaojun:
okay so y’all weren’t really trying but like,, you’d spoken about kids before, you knew dejun wanted them and he always spoke about the others’ kids so lovingly and so you were so happy when you found out you were pregnant with chunhua and you IMMEDIATELY ran to tell him and he was just crying and was like ‘am i gonna be a good dad???!?’ and u were like stfu bro
so when chunhua was almost one you discovered u were pregnant again!!!! this time with liling!! and you knew dejun was gonna be excited cause like??? he literally adores his daughter and to have another one???????? oml and u were right🥺🥺 he literally made sure all 3 of you greeted baby2 several times a day when she was still inside of you
so dejun deep down,,, really really REALLY wanted a son. but he wouldnt tell you that because u and his two lil daughters were his ENTIRE WORLD!!!! but then when ur daughters were older (8 & 6) you started getting really ill and dejun just kinda sheepishly handed you a pregnancy test and it was positive!!!!! ur lil xiaobo!!!!!!! and dejun was literally crying again bc he has a son!!!!!!!! and he never thought that would happen :(
hendery:
so y’all had been married for a year and you had definitely been trying,, like kunhang was sO excited so when u found our about yingtai you had this whole grand thing planned where his family were all in on the surprise and it was basically just a huge announcement with a party and good food and you told him in front of everyone and he was just :O!!!!!!! and he almost started crying :,) bc :,,) he loves you and ur baby sm ㅠㅠㅠ
and then!!! kunhang was kinda satisfied with his lil yingtai yk,, his lil flower,, but his sisters were all like ‘no!!! u need a lil boy!!! family name!!!’ and he was like ‘well it cant hurt to try?’ and you were like ‘fuck yeah’ bc??? ur having kunhang’s child?? and then a few weeks after you had alone time along came bohai :) you were just like ‘ummmmmmmmm impregnant’ and he was like ‘whAT??!?!’ and he was playing with yingtai at that moment so they both celebrated together and it was just the cutest thing you ever did see
yangyang:
so you and yangyang had already been married for almost 2 years when anna came along!! and before getting married you’d obviously discussed kids but you never said anything about trying?? so you had this lil positive pregnancy test in your hand just freaking tf out and you try to throw it out and just figure out another way of telling yangx2 but early pregnancy brain? you left it on the side!!!!! but yangyang totally thought that was your entire plan and was jumping around screaming because OMG HE GETS HIS OWN CHILD!!!!!!
#dad!series#nct kids#dad!wayv#dad!nct#qian kun#dong sicheng#winwin#ten#lucas wong#wong yukhei#xiaojun#xiao dejun#hendery#wong kunhang#yangyang#liu yangyang#kpop#sm#sm entertainment
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fat. FAT. P H A T RANT INCOMING FOR ANYONE WHO CARES TO READ THIS NONSENSE CUZ @haldidoodh ASKED
That episode literally blasted the last of my serotonin into smithereens but TBH??? WHO AM I MAD AT I should have seen this coming this whole volume has been such a headache. I cant be bothered to type up a coherent rwde essay on everything that bothered me this episode so im just gonna copy and paste my earlier yelling here instead ;A;
Team Rwby was god awful in episodes 11-12. They’re so self-righteous, entitled, hypocritical and cocky as a team and it doesnt help that they all suck as individual characters nowadays (except for weiss but even she lost best-girl points this episode also lmao blake and yang aren’t even INDIVIDUALS anymore they’re just bumbleby). It was annoying at first but now its just infuriating how rwby thinks theyre always right with their uwu energy and think they can do whatever tf they want with ZERO CONSEQUENCES.
Basically any time there is a problem in this show they have Ruby uwu at it and its solved lol.
They kept giving ironwood shit for taking on this incredible burden SO THAT NOBODY ELSE WOULD HAVE TO and rather than offer any real solution they just kept going “but mantle” like okay?? But remnant??? Like obvi letting mantle rot is bad but HE WAS OPEN TO ANY HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS CUZ HES OBVI AT HIS WITTS END AND DOESNT LIKE THE IDEA EITHER but yeah they just proceed to be the fattest hypocrites by hiding secrets of their own after being all “no more secrets uwu” and WHEN THEY GOT EXPOSED THEY JUST WENT “>:[“ (yangs self-righteous little glare here pissed me off so much oof) especially when ironwood was laying everything out in the open to them from the start. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SECRET WAS FKIN “OH YEAH SALEM CANT DIE LOL” They watched ironwood make every decision he did in hopes of beating Salem while KNOWING she couldnt die??? So literallY WHERE do they get off on screeching at him with their yOu doNt hAvE to Suffer In ManTle YOu doNt kNow whAt iTs liKe bs. Wtf made ruby distrust iw at the start anyway? Because he had a bunch of ships out? They kept this CRUCIAL piece of information from him because he seemed stressed out?? Like what made ruby keep the secret from him. Someone tell me.
And the fact that rwby beat the ace-ops makes no goddamned sense. The power-scaling in this show is non-existant. We finally got to meet some pro huntsmen in this universe who aren’t teachers but are actually on the job, but because we gotta move out of the way for that 👌🏽✨ Power Of Friendship✨ and ✨rwby is always right✨ they somehow managed to beat experienced huntsmen with YEARS in the field who’ve actually graduated school??? FARM BOI OSCAR WHOS *JUST* LEARNING HOW TO FIGHT MANAGED TO LAND A PUNCH ON NEO FKIN POLITAN??? Didnt neo dance circles around yang??? Yang, who punches for a living and also beat mercury and adam??? I cant yall (and the fact that he didnt even bother to sneak up on her this boi literally screamed “no!!” as he ran down a hallway and neo didnt even have time to blink??? Pls)
Ruby’s “you were the best, until you trained us :3” -for maybe 2 days before my team went dancing ruby sis shut right tf up pls my god is this line just so. UNEARNED. Training in a room for a short while does not simply grant you the years of field experience the ace ops have and whAT IS UP WITH HER TRYING TO REASON WITH HARIETT AFTER SAYING THAT COCKY LINE AND FIGHTING HER??? WHAT and also like. The entire idea of “the ops lost cuz they weren’t good friends and were bad at teamwork uwu” is just so dumb. Ur telling me this group of high ranking hunstmen who’ve most likely been working together for at least a few years didnt have teamwork down??? Learning to work together is the most BASIC concept for a team to learn!! Its like the first thing a team has to perfect!! If the ace ops are supposed to be the best of atlas you dont think the ops would have gotten something as fundemental as teamwork down?? I dont buy it. And who gives a shit if they dont hang out after work or take selfies with eachother. Being friends doesnt necessarily mean theyre great at working together. If they succeed at relying on eachother to watch their backs, to keep each other alive (in the words of hariett herself) then Id think theyd know how to protect eachother i.e WORK TOGETHER.
And for all the ✨friendship✨ and ✨going through so much with someone✨ talk rwby like to do, the show barely displays these people acting like friends. We’re constantly TOLD how great of friends this group is, but the actual CONTENT we are shown leaves a lot to be desired. Tell me the last time ruby and blake teamed up in a fight. Or weiss and blake. Or yang and weiss. What teamwork?? Yang only interacts with blake now and weiss is only ever allowed to interact with ruby. Has blake ever said nora or ren’s name out loud? Have jaune and yang ever held a conversation between just them? Team rwby just spent a GOOD DEAL of time seperated from eachother, but when they reunite their teamwork is still somehow better than the ace ops?? Honestly its easier to believe that ruby is closer with team jnpr than she is her own team. If they showed the ops messing up during rwby vs ace ops fight due to lack of communication, then it still doesnt matter. My point is that they shouldnt have lacked teamwork in the first place.
Robyn was m e h this episode “JaMes ConTinUes to UnDeresTimAte Me” *proceeds to get knocked over in .3 seconds and is then KO for the rest of the episode* also great job for starting a fight and aiming to take clovers life in a moving airship with a terrorist on board when clover was acting PEACEFULLY and qrow was WILLING TO TALK IT OUT WITH IW and potentially work on a solution, but naw robyn is big mad and shall shoot.
Qrow made zero sense this episode too. I was with him right up until he chose TYRIAN OVER CLOVER??? THE PSYCOPATH WHO CANNOT BE REASONED WITH OVER THE RATIONAL DUDE YOU KNOW IS GOOD except clover wasnt acting rational in this fight at all and ill get to that AND IS THE ONLY FRIEND YOU HAVE WHOS NOT 19????? Qrow rly looked at tyrian- a man who is literally an enemy to all of remnant and went after ur neice- and said lets get rid of this punk together u and me bro. Like screw teaming with clover to bring down the dude you ACTUALLY have a grudge with whos also a serial killer and then trying to talk it out with clover whod be willing to do things peacefully why is this show like this
and AS FOR CLOVER. where were the braincells this episode. Qrow was trying to fight tyrian-the WAY bigger threat here, but clover??? kept knocking him away from tyrian and restraining him with his hook like??? YEAH LETS HELP OUT THE DEMON SCORPION CRACKHEAD HES CLEARLY NOT THE PRIORITY ATM nvm clover deserved to die there m8
His death scene was emotional and I feel bad for Qrow but u literally sealed his death when u ganged on him with tyrian so why are you even surprised. And on the subject of fairgame, im glad it didnt happen. Qrow was in no state for romance and I was glad he finally had a friend. He just spent the last volume thinking he wasted his life away helping oz, drowning in misery, drinking til he passed out on the street and so drunk he couldnt even be of any help during the apathy situation, when up til now hes been shown to fight just fine while drunk. I don’t see this as a “bury your gays trope” because clover was never confirmed to be gay and all their scenes added up to 40 seconds of platonic friendship. These two are grown ass men, if they had the hots for eachother then im pretty sure they could openly show it and not dance around it like theyre kids. I do feel bad for mlm viewers who were hoping for some rep with fairgame/lucky charms (cuz rt only cares if ur a cute marketable lesbian) but idc for the overly entitled fans who try to force their own headcanons on the writers and go feral when they dont get what they want. You dont just get to prance around claiming whats canon and what isnt. If rep is there then great, but if it isnt, then why not look somehwere else and let the author tell the story theyre trying to tell? Shipping fairgame cuz you think its cute is absolutely fine but not when u start getting ready to casterate crwby for not catering to you. Also, rwby sucks with lgbt+ rep anyway so what were yall expecting.
The only thing that was great this episode was the chorerography. It just sucks that the animation/choreo continues to improve while the writing doesnt. Another thing that really fell off this episode was the whole “we’re friends but we have to fight” drama. It doesnt work when its only ONE SIDE SHOWING ANY DISTRESS OVER IT. Only the ace ops (marrow, clover, the vine dude) seemed to show distress over having to fight rwby (it sucks that the only 1v1 weiss has won was because marrow was going EASY on her cuz he didnt wanna fight her fr) but rwby???? They didnt give any shits. They were so quick to turn against them and aim for their heads. They were SMILING as they ran at the ace ops, while they looked conflicted. If you oppose their UwU philosophy, you’re dead to them.
I really wanna enjoy RWBY but sometimes this show (and the fndm) really tests me. Its ironic how this episode came right after last episode, which I thought was the best chapter this volume. Anyway I rate this 10/10 cuz it gave me best character ironwood and best boi marrow and I would like to give them hugs for carrying this volume on their backs. (Also tyrian and penny and winter have been great too)
#oof just oof#and idegaf about cinder yall#lowkey hoping she gets all the maiden powers so she can finally beat rwby up and HUMBLE them a little#rwby#rwby vol 7#rwde
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Ravenclaw Seungmin
(my sweet sunshine i hope i can do you justice)
Genre: fluffy as FUCC yo, seungmin is a precious baby, he’s book smart then falls in love and has nO fuckin idea what to do, ugh hes so cUTe, confident til you (my lovely gender neutral reader) come along type shit lmao sue me
Words: 6330 holy shit
A/N: alrighty so i put some more effort into this one bc apparently yall didnt appreciate my woojin one (lookin at you you well rested hoes) and yeah. for the love of coke please stop sleeping on woojin and seungmin it hurts my heart.
this all sorta starts in the middle of exam season
seungmin is lowkey stressed
okay possibly highkey stressed
especially when his friend hyunjin drags him out of the study hall to go see some quidditch game
“hyunjin seriously i need to study”
but hyunjins carrying seungmin over his shoulder screaming about something called stress relief and fun
but anyway, here seungmin is in the stands very begrudgingly
thinkin about that lil song he made to remember how to pronounce that one pet hair expelling spell lmao
when he sees you
he knows you of course, always coming extremely close to his top mark in all his classes
once, in second year, you even beat him in defence against the dark arts which seungmin felt a bit down about for 3 weeks but also he knew you had an immense interest in jinxed plants which was the topic of half of the test
rip seungmin
anyway, he’d always sorta just ignored thinking about you unless it was his competitive side coming out
for real once he almost gave up studying for a divination in class essay but was reminded you were in that class and just nYOOMED to finish his final draft
he only ever really thought about school anyway, much to the dismay of his friends who for once just wanted to get to know him more and take him out to hogsmeade or something
okay so anyway, hes in the stands and he sees you
he doesnt exect you to be there lol like
you study just as much as he does, right?
not only are you there, but you arent even watching the game
youre in it
seungmin chokes on his motherfuckin pumpkin juice
hes all
W-WHAT
NO WHAT
HOW
hyunjin looks at him like wtf bro
seungmins just
“Y/NS IN THE QUIDDITCH TEAM? BITCH? WHAT??”
hyunjins like what???? ohhhh y/n?? dude theyre like one of the best chasers in the damn school
seungmin just looks from hyunjin to you (trying to intercept a pass from the other team) with wide eyes
“seungmin why do you look so shocked? do you know them?”
“yeAH THEYRE THE ONE THAT BEAT ME ON THAT TEST ONCE”
“hmm? what in second year??? dude you have GOT to let that go.”
but by now seungmins not even paying attention to hyunjin, he’s watching you speed past with the quaffle and scoring almost effortlessly
seungmin had never really paid much attention to quidditch. now much at all
aside from happily congratulating his friends on their most recent win and smiling brightly along with jisung when he begins screaming about the new chudley cannons line up
seungmin never really followed the world cup or anything
he simply decided when he was sorted into ravenclaw that he would dedicate himself to his studies
and he struggled to get the grades he does even though felix’s favourite thing to say to him was “all you do is study”
but he was proud of his grades
seungmin never really paid much attention to quidditch
but now? watching you?
your house colours billowing behind you as you smiled to a teammate, listening to their instructions on your next course of action.
he was mesmerised
wholly?? fully?? mesmerised??
he didnt know why but his heart sort of ached
he thought, why would he feel like this?
he understood though that he simply felt completely and utterly inferior to you
hes fine with being inferior to you in terms of quidditch, he doesnt play quidditch
rarely has flown a broom actually, unless necessary
but in terms of school work?
he genuinely set his soul to do that
he’s wholly dedicated to studying to achieve the almost record grades he has
and you?
you were right behind him
dont get him wrong, he doesnt think you dont deserve it, not at all. he would never say someone doesnt deserve recognition for their hard earned work.
he was upset because, honestly?
he saw how often his friends practised their quidditch skills. the team practise, individual practise, game plans, codes, flying methods, opponent studies
all of it
it was very nearly the same amount of time he spent studying.
and his friends?
he remembers the time his friends minho a few years back struggled to scrape by a pass due to his commitment to the sport. even with copious amounts of tutoring that drove him into the early hours of the morning so often
the stress ate away at him. it was a particularly busy year for slytherins team and he was on high demand. the lack of interest in school kicked in after his grades began dropping
it wasnt a good time, not a good thing to witness. eventually he passed purely on all nighters full of cramming before exams
all his quidditch playing friends struggled to get above average in their grades, no matter how enthusiastic they were about learning and magic
how did you, who was on par with their skill, manage to follow so closely behind him whilst studying?
of course, he was prefect, but that consisted of simply once a week meetings and helping younger students with school related things. sometimes an odd counselling session here and there and some advice on how to handle situations
but that took up rarely any of his time
not nearly as much as quidditch would
he felt sort of empty, like he had lost some kind of purpose.
how was he going to deal with this? how was he going to deal with the fact that you were so so so far above him in all ways possible? the one thing he fully applies himself to is now meaningless to him
he wants to be better
“minnie?? the games over. y/ns team won.” hyunjin called from beside him, nudging him with his shoulder
“ah, right.”
hyunjin furrowed his brows at seungmins down attitude but shrugged it off because
it be like that sometimes
ya’know??????
,,
fast forward to one week later and seungmins friends were getting increasingly more worried. why?
his usually immaculate notes were empty, he went straight to bed instead of studying (yet the bags under his eyes were dark and prominent. one of his dormmates reports to jisung that he has been sleeping quite fitfully.), he sat for hours on the weekend in the study hall tapping his quill on the table but his paper remained blank
hell, he hadnt even borrowed a new book from the library after finishing his most recent read
it was at this point jeongin forced hyunjin to confront seungmin about it
“so uh, whats up?”
“huh? oh nothing just chilling.”
“no i mean recently, youre acting odd.”
“o-oh?? (worm)”
“yeah, so you okay??”
“definitely, just busy sorting something out.”
hyunjin smiled and left seungmin be at that
seungmin realised that was the last straw, he was going to do something about how this affected him
so the next day, after classes ended, seungmin made his way to the library. after that he walked down to hagrid’s, their groundskeeper and teacher of magical creatures’, hut. then after that he walked up to the hospital wing.
when he returned to the great hall and jisung asked him where he had been, he just smiled and shook his head
what had be been doing?
volunteering.
volunteering to help at the library and help madam pince 5 nights a week every fortnight, volunteering to help hagrid tend to the animals and feed them and give them exercise every sunday, and finally, volunteering to run errands for madam pomfrey for 5 nights every other week and to tend to small injuries that can be handled with a simple muggle first aid kit if thats what the student would like
anyway once his friends found out what he had done they were very happy!! and confused??
and also worried
seungmin had aways had this habit of overworking himself
,,,,
okay so 3 weeks later he was in the library volunteering
pushing a trolley full of misplaced books up the isle while yawning widely
he thought he was doing pretty well. he was more than confident on the two exams that had passed during the time he spent volunteering n stuff
he walked along, still yawning occasionally, blaming it on the warm cozy feeling of the library late at night
but he jumped as he felt a tap on his shoulder and whipping his head around so fast his neck couldve snapped off
and then he saw you, looking nervous as you twisted your fingers together in front of you
he swore he couldve melted right then and there
wait?????? what???????
“u-uh, hey! um. yeah madam pince she-, she told me to ask you. ask you where to find a b-book that is! ha. haha.”
seungmin watched as your face got red and his heart sorta swelled?????
“oh! u-uh yeah! sure! which book?”
you smiled at him widely, relieved you hadnt asked the wrong person. “magical mediterranean water plants and their properties???”
seungmins heart stuttered
he had never really paid much attention to you before he saw you on the quidditch pitch, thinking of you purely as competition. but recently
god, recently he couldnt stop thinking about you. your face. your smile. your laugh, remembering the rare times you would joke around in class.
was this what it was like to have you smile at him?
he would fetch you 1000 books if he got to see 1000 of those smiles
oh my oh my was his heart beginning to beat faster and faster
“o-okay, uh- follow me?” he turned around quickly and began walking. he’d memorised the library way before volunteering anyway, madam pince getting sick of him asking where books were every second day
he walked up 3 isles and turned right, walking up the middle before tugging out his wand from his robes and softly flourishing his wand
from a high shelf, a black leather book floating down gently, seungmin extended his hand to grab it before passing it to you, cheeks red
“is this it?” seungmin already knew that was the book you were looking for. he read it last term to jog his memory before a herbology test
fUCK THERE WAS A HERBOLOGY TEST COMING UP RIP SEUNGMIN
anyway
“yeah!! seungmin, right? thank you so much.” you shyly smiled at him
“u-uh yeah!! just um, ask me for help if you need it and you see me. y/n, right?” god his brain was a mess
“of course!! well, i’ll see you around yeah??”
seungmin nodded, cheeks getting slightly redder
and with that you walked away, cheeks equally as red as seungmins and hands clasping tightly around the book he got for you
anyway, in the next week you and seungmin sometimes exchanged small smiles and waves but nothing more
you highkey wanted to talk to him but you were too shy so
it was okay bc he was shy too so
but anyway, you had been in your care of magical creatures class, talking to your professor as you attempted to befriend a porlock
(a small horse guardian thing that doesnt quite trust humans)
anyway, simply you got onto the topic of how hagrid could possibly look after all his creatures constantly to which he replied with a smile and
“well theres a ravenclaw boy that helps me now. seungmin. do you know him? he helps me care for all of them every sunday.”
you furrowed your brows, it couldnt possibly be
“kim seungmin?” you questioned
“thats the one!”
you smiled, saying you knew him before getting lost in your own thoughts.
didnt seungmin already volunteer at the library? maybe that was a one time thing. right????
surely he wouldnt be volunteering at two places at once. thats impossible
not with his grades, he couldnt possibly keep up. how much overworking would that be?
you were taking out of you thoughts with a sharp stinging pain on your wrist
you looked down to see your porlock obviously angry and trying to escape the calming hold you had on him
hagrid noticed you gasp and his eyes widened as he saw the blood trickling down your arm
“oh no! are you alright????”
“i’m fine! just got bitten is all.”
“here let me take the porlock, you should get yourself to the hospital wing. the last period bell is gonna go anyway so take your bag too”
you were stunned at your professor being so panicked
“im sorry its just ive filled out three incident reports in the last week”
you laughed, tugging your satchel over your shoulder and holding your wrist with your free hand to stop the bleeding somewhat
you greeted you friends goodbye before climbing up the grassy hill to hogwarts on your way to the hospital wing
as soon as you reached the castle, chimes came loudly from the bell tower above
you groaned, you knew you had quidditch practise in half an hour so you began to speed walk through the halls that were filling quickly with students
reaching the hospital wing you pushed the big oak door open, searching around for madam pomfrey
“excuse me?”
madam pomfrey popped out from behind her desk
“oh! y/l/n! im just about to head out on an emergency. some kid ate sat on a firework from that pesky store. is it serious?”
“uhhhhh, no?? i can patch myself up.” you smiled at the frantic nurse
she nodded and walked passed you, calling out as she rushed through the door in a hurry
“the kits on my desk! and if kim seungmin shows up tell him i dont have anything for him to do!”
you smiled quickly to her before she was gone
wait a minute? seungmin? what would he be doing here???
anyway, you walk up to her desk and drag out the first aid kit
you knew how to use a first aid kit
you were Cultured
anyway you were looking for something to dress your arm, you found a big ol’ dressing with all that sticky shit
bitch yes
anyway as you were struggling to open the dressing up, the gigantic oak door opened suddenly and you almost dropped the dressing you were holding to see a panting seungmin
your eyes widened as he crouched over and spoke
“madam- madam pomfrey im so” large breath in “sorry im late i just-” another pant “a student asked me where vectors office was and-”
he finally stood up, eyes widening when he saw you
“o-oh! y/n? whatre you doing here??”
“uh, porlock.” you replied dumbly. not thinking enough to elaborate bc wow kim seungmin was right there looking gorgeous n shit
“porlock?????? the animal??????” he furrowed his brows
you nodded and suddenly remembered what the nurse had told you
“oh! uh, madam pomfrey is out right now but she said theres um,,, nothing for you to do???” you asked him, sounding unsure to whether or not you heard her correctly
seungmin furrowed his brows “o-oh.”
you looked away, and began fumbling with your dressing and spoke up again “do you help out here too?”
“uhhh. yeah, i do.” he replied somewhat awkwardly
“hagrid said you help him as well. do you get any rest?” you asking, sounding exasperated
but like,,,
low key lmao
“oh uh. yeah i try my best i guess.” he sounded so??? nervous???
“wait! y/n, let me do that. its what im supposed to be doing anyway” seungmin sheepishly says as he walked up to you
oh god what now???????? uh???????? seungmin very possibly touching you and being that close??????? uh??? a bitch is scared for their health but shhhhh
“n-no! its fine!” you mumbled back, suddenly very shy under seungmins gaze
“y/n you cant even get it open, not to mention your arm and hand are still covered in blood.”
he had a point
“oh. right.”
seungmin moved you over to one side of the table as he pulled out a bowl and a washcloth from one of the cabinets next to it.
he mumbled a soft aguamenti, creating water from his wand into the bowl, smiling in accomplishment
then he dipped half of the cloth into the water and wrenched it to get the excess water out
“can i uh- can u have your arm??” he stuttered, suddenly realising how close you were, cheeks dusting pink
you held your arm up for him and he started wiping at the blood on your skin, you didnt actually mind the cool feeling of the water at all.
you decided to use the awkward silence to have a little conversation with him
“why do you volunteer so much?” you questioned
seungmins movements halted for a second before he started cleaning your arm again
“no particular r-reason. i-, i like it?” he replied, not meeting your eyes
“why do you sound so unsure?” your pried, wondering why exactly the question was difficult for him
“im not unsure!” he assured you, taking a glance at your face finally before dumping the cloth in the water because he was done
“alright i guess”
“i uh,” he started whilst ripping open he package to the dressing, “i didnt know you played quidditch.”
you were surprised by this, everyone knew you played quidditch
“oh! really?? i thought it was obvious.”
he began placing the dressing on your wrist, trying to make sure there was no crinkles in the plastic sticky part
(yes i dont know the actual term for it fucking SUE ME)
“ah, i dont really pay attention to quidditch so.”
“oh. how’d you find out then?” you were curious as to how he knew if he barely knew you and didnt even like quidditch
“hwang hyunjin, you might know him, hes in our year. anyway he dragged me out to watch and you were playing so.”
“ah right. hyunjin’s the slytherin right?”
“yup!”
cue: silence
seungmin was smoothing out the dressing on your wrist
“y-your robes...” seungmin started, picking up his wand from the desk and mumbling a short “tergeo”
suddenly your robes grew warm and the blood siphoned off of them cleanly into seungmins wand
you were now comfortably warn in your robes as you went to pull your sleeve down before seungmin stopped you gently with his hand, checking the dressing was on properly one last time
you shivered at the feeling of his cold fingers, and decided to return the favour of hhim helping you
pulling out your wand, you muttered a soft incantation of a heat charm, pointing your wand over seungmins hands that adorned a pink hue due to the cold of the water earlier
“oh my god thank you” seungmin practically groaned, rubbing his hands together in front of your wand
you laughed quietly at him, finding his satisfaction amusing before he looked up to your face and realised, blushing a deep shade of pink
okay imma keep it real with you chief
you liked seungmin a lot
idk he just??? made you feel so giddy. your stomach like,,, dipped when he smiled at you n stuff
i mean you werent the only one,, there were heaps of people in your year that fawned over the smart boy. hard-workers are always the most popular like come on
but you sorta just knew there was no chance between the two of you and you were perfectly happy being friends with the boy. his friends always hyped him up a bunch like he was some kind of god
you definitely agreed he was good company, even when you two werent necessarily comfortable around each other yet
but anyway, seeing him standing there blushing in front of you made you uwu SO HARD
and you were glad he knew you from something you loved, that being quidditch
wait
fuCK QUIDDITCH PRACTISE YOU ALMOST FORGOT
“seungmin!! im so sorry i have to go!! i have inter house practise!!”
seungmin’s eyes widened a little
i mean yeah you had to go to practise but like also
that was the first time???????? you’d said his name to him???????? excluding the time you asked him if it was in fact his name but like
oh my god seungmins blush got even darker because he didnt know he could like how someone said his name but he definitely likes him name 20 times more when youre saying it and and youre smiling and running out of the infirmary and waving to him and its all too much like his heart rn??? dead. his brain??? he doesnt know her, it turned to mush
seungmin walked over to one of the beds in the hospital wing and sat down, sighing
he was so fucked
,,,,,,,,
“you’re friends with kim seungmin right?” you questioned jisung as you waited for the rest of the schools quidditch players to exit the change rooms
“yeah!! we’re close actually. why?”
jisung was always so excitable and held such confidence in everything he did, he was comfortable to talk to
“oh nothing, i just ran into him at the hospital wing is all”
“hospital wing? he’s still volunteering there??”
you furrowed your brows, “yeah??? is something wrong????”
jisung sighed, scuffing his boot along the grass of the slowly filling pitch and tossing his bat up into the air before catching it nonchalantly (imagine being That Cool)
“yeah. he’s been overworking himself way too much lately. he used to only focus on studying but he’s trying to fit in all this helping staff out and he looks so tired all the time.”
looking back you do remember seungmins hair being a bit more dishevelled than usual, and under his eyes was a little bit darker
“why though? i mean its nice he is but like, he doesnt need to?”
jisung nods thoroughly at you
“thats what we all said! he wont tell us why he’s had this sudden change in heart though.” jisung pouted and you laughed lightheartedly at him
“oh well, he’ll come around right?”
,,,,
he didnt
its been 3 weeks since your conversation with jisung and you can guarantee seungmin was overworking himself to the max
he came into astronomy studies late and ended up falling asleep the other day. it was one of the easier classes to fall asleep in of course due to the whole jinxing the ceiling to look like a nights sky in a dark room n stuff but like still
seungmin never was late to class
seungmin never fell asleep in class
lately youve noticed him turning up to morning classes barely on time, tie askew and hair a complete mess
you’d find it cute if you werent worried for his health
okay you did find it cute but YoU weRe sTiLL WoRRieD
anyway, so it was one day in herbology theory when he fell asleep again
sprout wasnt too happy but let him sleep anyway bc like. if you can sleep through her basically screaming explanations to the class due to her half deafness than yeah, you probably needed it
at the end of the class you packed your things and saw seungmin still peacefully sleeping at his desk and you frowned lightly
so you decided to let him sleep but you sat at your table for a while, using spare parchment and a scribing spell to copy your notes for him
after it was completed, you left it on the table next to him with a bottle of pumpkin juice you were saving for later, your eyebrows still furrowed
why was he overworking himself?
sighing, you just left, deciding it was creepy to be there for so long
anyway, that night you went to the library to find a book you needed for your ancient runes course test
you didnt really expect anyone to be there so late (it was almost curfew, you were forgetful)
and it sorta slipped your mind that seungmin volunteered there until
“need help?”
holy fUCK he scared you like boy you cant go sneakin up on people in an almost empty library and speak loudly like that
anyway so you violently flinched away and he started laughing whilst apologising profusely
you smiled bc he was cute adalsfafrfpi;fef seungmin omg stop
but yeah once he was done, he reiterated “sorry, but is there any book youre looking for?”
“uhhhhh yeah, ancient runes made easy??” you sorta felt dumb saying it out loud but oh well, you needed to pass this test
“follow me then!” seungmin led you out of the tall shelves confines to the middle corridor before delving into another set of shelves, this time he didnt pull out his wand to get the book down, instead he simply reached up and plucked it from the shelf
“here you go!” he handed it to you, it was indeed the book you were looking for and it was in mint condition. not surprising as basically no one took the ancient runes elective rip
you mumbled a thanks, cheeks sorta going a bit red as you stared at your feet because like
kim seungmin
(thats a phat mood btw)
“oh! i almost forgot!” seungmin started, dipping his head down a bit to try and catch your eyes. when you looked up, he smiled
“uh, thanks for what you did today. you know, the notes a-and the pumpkin juice and stuff.”
you watched seungmins cheeks get pinker as he went on
you were full on uwuing at this point
“its okay! really!” you blurted out like omgkimseungministhankingme
suddenly it fell into an almost awkward silence between the two of you
shoes shuffling on the ground and cheeks red
“um, what do you need help with in ancient runes? im all caught up. i could explain something if you want?”
and thats how you ended up on one of the large library tables after curfew with special permission from madam pince
seungmin legit took 15 minutes to explain some stuff to you but now yall were just chillin (in cedar rapids)
you began talking about nothing in particular really
seungmin asked about your quidditch, you asked about his volunteering which he brushed off almost immediately
seungmin and you felt like time didnt exist as you kept talking and talking
you subconsciously moved closer to each other until your thighs were touching
seungmins speech had slowed into a comforting lazy slurring of words, his voice getting heavier with the need for sleep. you felt the same though
his eyes stayed intently on you, even with his cheek in his hand as the conversation slowed to a pleasant silence
you yawned, a hand coming to your face. you knew you should go to bed but you didnt really want to at this point
you looked at seungmin to see him softly smiling at you and your heartbeat picked up. your obvious feelings for him going crazy
“youre really pretty y/n” he mumbled lowly, you almost didnt hear him
of how you wished you didnt hear him because now you were a mess, heart thumping in your chest and red creeping up your neck to your face
how do you reply to that? you were stumped for words honestly
seungmin didnt seem to mind though as he smiled wider, sitting up straight and stretching his arms over his head
“wait here, ill go put out the lamps and we can walk back”
you barely nodded, face still red as seungmin climbed from his seat to wander around, blowing out the candles lighting the library
on your walk back, it was silent. it was comfortable though and seungmin didnt seem to mind your lack of response to his compliment that still had your mind reeling
seungmin waved bye to you as you parted ways, smiles on your faces
seungmin didnt study when he got into his dorm room, falling face first onto his bed and falling into a deep sleep almost immediately
,,,,
waking up, seungmin first realised he was late, only 30 minutes of breakfast left
and then, the memories of seeing you last night flooded it
mid throwing his covers off of his body, he groaned loudly, how on earth had he said that
his cheeks got red just thinking about it
this was a crisis. he dragged on his uniform and grabbed his satchel and sprinted the whole way to the great hall
once he made it, he spotted his friends at the hufflepuff table and dashed to them
“i have a problem”
jisung, hyunjin and jeongin looked up towards seungmin
“what is it?” jeongin asked, eyes lighting up with curiosity. oh did he love seeing his friends suffer
“so i was in the library with y/n last night”
“waiT Y/N THE ONE YOU” hyunjin started before jisung harshly elbowed him in the side
seungmin loves jisung
“yes, shut up hyunjin. anyway i was really tired and not thinking straight and i called them pretty and they didnt even respond im so ashamed”
jeongin started laughing, hyunjin smiling along whilst rubbing the sore spot of his side
seungmin groans and stomps his foot, not happy with the lack of support from his friends
jisung tosses him a sympathetic look, “your problem man, i cant really help.”
seungmin pouts but sits down to eat anyway
,,,,,
okay so its been 3 days and seungmins worried
like seriously
whenever he tries to talk to you your eyes just widen and you walk to other way before he can even get a word out
whenever he passes you in class or in the hallways, he prepares a smile only to be met with you ducking your head to look at the ground as you speed past him
his small waves in class seemingly go unnoticed
but he knows you dont hate him
how? simple. youre still leaving him notes and treats every time he falls asleep in class
so what does he do? like any other desperately in need boy he hatches a plan.
today last period you both share astrology. he’s simply fake falling asleep and confront you whilst you left him the classes notes
seungmins game plan didnt really work tho bc he actually fell asleep like a dumbass
it was last period astrology and seungmin was lying on his books, passed out
the bell rang and you went through your normal routine, copying your notes which included your immaculately drawn sketches of the constellations you’d studied that day
you waked over to his desk and placed them next to his head, the corner of a page accidentally bushing his nose and you like,,, froze
bc he twitched and scrunched his nose up which wouldve been so cute if you werent terrified of him waking up
you put down a cauldron cake as well once he went back to looking peaceful and frowned bc
“seungmin why don’t you rest more?” you whispered
he exhaled deeply in his sleep and a piece of hair fell into his face, subconsciously you went to brush it away and carded your fingers ever so lightly through his hair
but then you halted bc like
wtf thats super creepy
you quickly turned to leave b-but uwu cliche
seungmin grabbed at your wrist yO SEUNGMINS DAINTY ASS FINGERS CURLING THEMSELVES AROUND YOUR WRIST IMAGINE
anyway
you squeaked and turned back around bc wtf it scared you
and seungmin was just sitting up now, arm outstretched grabbing onto yours, eyes wide and hair a fucking cute mess
you were like uhhhhhhhashlfbfkacbsdcbigev
“uh, dont run away, please?” seungmin said, super duper shyly aw hes so CUTE
you like just,,,, shakily nodded at him
seungmin smiled lightly and let go of you, climbing out of his set in lightning speed to stand in front of you
“i uh-, i just wanted to ask why you’ve been avoiding m-me i guess” seungmin started and you cringed
bc this was hella awkward like no
seungmin cut you off before you could say anything tho with a
“bc like if its because i called you pretty and stuff im so so so sorry i didnt mean to make you uncomfortable at all and i feel really bad bc i shouldnt have said it and i was really tired and my judgement wasnt the best and i accidentally made things awkward between us and i dont want that and i just feel really really bad like you dont even have to forgive me or anything i swear”
he said all that in like, under 15 seconds. eminem who???
anyway your eyes just went wide as you processed his words n n you lowkey got a bit emo when he said he said it bc he was tired n stuff n just :^((
“why dont you get enough rest seungmin?” you said blankly
“w-what?” seungmins heart rate SKY ROCKETED
“why dont you get enough rest?”
“uh-, i just um,,, i do get e-enough rest!” he was like, nervously laughing
“no you dont, you fall asleep in 40 percent of your classes.”
“i-, i uh-” “why can’t you tell me??” you questioned, eyebrows furrowing at his anxiousness towards the question
“its uh-, its sorta embarrassing” he replied, looking ANYWHERE but your eyes
“is it bad? did you get into trouble or something?”
“nO! god no!”
“then it doesnt sound that bad to me.” oooh go y/n hold ur ground bub
“uhhhh” seungmin sighed, defeated “okay ill tell you.” you just hummed in response and waited patiently
he exhaled loudly and stared blatanly at your feet before beginning
“i uh. you play quidditch really well and- and you also get near all my scores on tests and stuff and i just felt. idk, dumb or something so i wanted to prove to myself that i could do extra curricular sort of stuff like volunteering and still g-get top scores i guess.”
once he finished he looked into your eyes and you were like ????? what the fuck
you were so confused,,, he was volunteering bc you played quidditch and got good scores???
“seungmin i dont work nearly as hard as you do”
his eyes widened “what do you mean! yes you do! you’re like, on par with jisung and he practises religiously!”
you laughed a little and seungmin furrowed his brows
“seungmin, jisung is muggleborn. whereas my older sister is captain of the tutshill tornados. i dont need to train that hard in quidditch” oh seungmin
the pooor boy
after you made that comment seungmins face just went BRIGHT red lmao
“uhhhhh,,, uh,, uhhh” he didnt know what to say
“anyway seungmin, i suggest you take a break and get some rest so you dont keep saying things accidentally” you said, adjusting your satchel strap on your shoulder and preparing to leave
“what?? acidentally???” seungmin said, preventing you from leaving “you don’t mean me calling you pretty right bc like. i meant that” okay but how was seungmin now so confident especially when he said that
“w-what?” you said, red going ALL over your face lmao like everywhere
“i meant it when i called you pretty i just. i know there was a better time to say it probably” seungmin started getting shyer now like his ears going red he was so cute
‘you think im pretty????????” you were so confused like. kim seungmin?? the kim seungin? thinking youre pretty??? you discreetly pinched yourself, checking this wasnt a dream
“d-dont say it so forwardly like that!” seungmin exclaimed
“you said it forwardly first!” you laughed back at him, ngl you were feeling a little giddy
seungmin just sorta sunk back into himself, feelin super duper shy
your face got even more red as words tumbled out of your mouth before your common sense could stop you
“f-for the record, i-, i think you’re pretty too”
oh my GOD
1) y/n sweetie thank you for telling seungmin this for all of us
2) yoU JUST CALLED SEUNGMIN PRETTY AND NOW HIS EYES WERE WIDE AS FUCK
HE SQUEAKED
HE MCFRICKIN SQUEAKED CAN YALL IMAGINE
he brought a hand up to his mouth in surprise and by this point you were like
too shy to do anything lmfao
so you sorta just looked down at your shoes bc wow all of a sudden your black leather school shoes were immensely and intricately beautiful
not
anyway there was a bit of silence as seungmin regained composure and you were way to embarrassed to say anything at all
but then
but thEN
get ready omg
you dont even notice but suddenly seungmins right in front of you and he’s leaning toward your face and and hes
hes kissED YOUR CHEEK
oh my GOD his cute ass lips just came in contact with your cheek, as quick as lightning but of my god it was worth it
your head whipped up and you gasped
seungmin stood there with an inCREDibly nervous look on his face and his eyes prompting you to respond
like,,,, in any way. pls y/n do something
your mind was fuzzy and the low swooping feeling in your stomach compelled you as you stepped impossibly closer to seungmin, yours and his cheeks radiating a magnificently bright red glow
and you kissed him
thanks again y/n for doing the world a good deed
you sorta squeaked afterwards and went to leap back bc seungmins face was suddenly too close and you were embarrassed and nervous and and
oh my god your heart was beating louder than ever jesus
but before you could leap back, seungmin was wrapping his arms tightly around you, hugging your body and preventing you from distancing yourself from him
his breathing was rapid as his mouth found home near your ear to stutter out a question that would make you squeal if it werent for the fear your legs might give out
“w-wanna go on a-, a date with me? maybe?”
as soon as seungmin felt you nod against him (you didnt trust your voice rn lmao) he smiled, easing into the hug more and essentially melting his heart with yours
uwu
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helloooo everyone !! you have no idea how excited i am for this honestmeme,, but i got lots to do so im lit writing this like a mad man so excuse pretty much everything ?? ANYWAYS im lily !! and this is my precious gem laura <33 heres her app and imma write a small blurb about her history and what shes like down below. but just so yall know.. i want to plot w every single one of u no joke so like this or go ahead n mssg me to plot pls !!
[ sophia bush, cis female ] - did you know LAURA HAYES is back in town ? i’ve heard that the THIRTY-TWO year old has been gone for FOURTEEN YEARS and used to be known as the THE HEDONIST. now people call them the THE ITINERANT but they’re still GARRULOUS, and AFFABLE as usual. right now they’re busy as a MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER but i hope we have time to catch up !
tw: cancer mention
okie dokie so basically laura was born and raised here in aston. her dad owned and was a chef at a popular and local restaurant and her mom was a realtor. so they had a lot of connections and were well known and liked within the town. her family was kinda like the basic, white picket fence kinda family yanno. and they were pretty close to perfect, their parents were happily married with two straight-a students. laura also has an older brother (who is a wc so i wont say a lotta details about him)
growing up laura was like the golden girl, she excelled academically and was involved in many school clubs and sports teams as well. like her parents she was well liked and popular all through out high school. she was outgoing, bubbly & was always up for a good time. but with even all that, somehow her brother did better. compared to her, he was like a diamond boy or smth idk ?? but laura always felt like she was living in her bros shadow, especially in her parents eyes. but they still had a good relationship, they didn’t hide anything from each other and knew that they could rely on one another. tho she lowkey holds resent for him but it s lowkey so it all g
when laura was in her sophomore yr she was at this party yanno livin life when she met this loser ,,,, emerson ,, they chatted briefly nd hit it off bu laura didnt rlly notice cause she was a bit drunk and she hits it off w everyone basically lmfao . BUT she ends up drinking a bit too much adn wow guess who takes care of her, walks her home and makes sure she doesnt fck shit up.. emerson.. what a loser once again smh
unfortunately :/ emerson actually became a huge part of lauras life after that,, they became the bestest of friends like.. idk how but they just did ?? they just understood each other and had a ~soul~ connection. after a longg and painful relationship of “will they/wont they” and close calls and suppressed jealousy they finally became a couple the summer after. they were ur basic high school sweethearts and planned their entire futures around each other. lame but i llvoe it
after graduation they mad dashed together to nyc and got spontaneously eloped somewhere around that time of moving and stuff and things were perfect !! but then they started going down hill once they were nearing the end of their senior year of college ( they were 22 cause they took a gap yr together, how romantic ).
btw lol laura was gonna become a lawyer and she had a really bright future and even received a scholarship to harvard because of how promising she was as a student like it was just successes left n right. things started going bad for her n emerson when laura was about to take her lsats. she had taken them once before and failed and she was nervous.. and desperate so she paid someone to take the test for her and wow amazing she got caught. lauras scholarship was revoked and she was forever denied admission to any law school ever cause it was on her permanent record..
this sucked a lot for laura cause she wanted to be a lawyer so heckin bad but she fcked up. anyways, basically she broke it off w emerson cause she was ashamed and never told him what happened.
so she took an easy alternative and became a middle school teacher. but for the past ten years shes just been kinda lost.. moving from place to place and not staying at one school for more than two years max.. its bad,,,
edit: forgot to add why lauras back lmfao but her mom was recently diagnosed w breast cancer so shes just home visiting, helping and shes currently staying at their house.
anyways thats basically it and i hate this blurb cause its so god damn long but practically all filler im so sorry ,,, pls dont judge me and plot w me anyways ,,
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