#but let's be real

[lackadaisycal-art]

Gorgeous sexy girls have a weird thing about Oliver Twist

[transformersbrainrot]

being an IDW fan then remembering how Bayverse fans act 💀

[vincent-marie]

When is Disney corporate gonna get it through their heads?

We don't want live-action remakes of animated classics.

We want more banjo-playing twinks.

[incognito-lionbeast]

Thought: idol AU Bingqiu, but Binghe meets Shen Yuan because SY is friends with young, up-and-coming Gongyi Xiao-- whom he befriended through his connections as a rich second gen.... but also because of a sense of camaraderie with someone who'll clearly always live in Binghe's shadow and never alongside him. 😔 (Note that GYX doesn't think this way. Shen Yuan is projecting his own Yearning. Though, they are genuinely good friends regardless.)

In any case, Binghe fell violently in love with Shen Yuan after having met him a few times & inevitably getting Wife Beamed. Yet, he can't seem to get SY alone long enough to do anything about it. Insert barely contained seething jealousy IRT Gongyi Xiao.

...the same GYX whose manager has long been trying to covertly poach Binghe. But the brat only ever accepts his Friendly Invitations™ if Shen Yuan is invited, acting as the worst unintentional wingman & hating every minute of it.

There's some kind of quadrangle going on, but only one of the angles is Romantic. Though several are obsessive. And then there's Gongyi Xiao who frankly just wants to be friends with Shen Yuan & is ??? confused.

[chemblrish]

31 August 2023

Brushing up on my physics before the new semester starts and physical chemistry inevitably decks me :')

[madamedramatics]

I like to imagine that as Garrus' Commanding Officer for majority of their relationship, it's probably highly likely that Shepard has genuinely never been told a straight up "No" from Garrus and I have been laughing hard af for the past five minute thinking about how that word wouldn't even compute in Shepard's mind if she heard it leave his lips😂

Shepard accidentally becoming brat coded all because she started off as his superior is really cute to think about.

If someone could make a snippet about this, that would be great, thanks ❤️😂

[zankydraws]

I'm back with something that hopefully my fellow El Cool P fans will like 😎

[bugeyedfreaks]

I was just rewatching “Slumbering with the Enemy” Episode and I watching the montage scenes and didn’t realize Mojo got his own PPG outfit

He deserves it, he is the original fourth Powerpuff Girl after all. 💖

[crazyhickofftheirrocker]

A sad day for Marta De La Reina

Today's episode was heavy and it doesn't bode too well for our favourite people after this.

But in the meantime, here's an interesting piece of symbolism by the costume department that snuck into the picture: only the straightest pinstripes for Jaime, yet ironically Marta happens to be wearing the inverted stripe 😏😉 dress that she seems to favour in moments of closure.

Like the pattern here, these two weren't well matched. Not romantically or sexually. But platonically? Marta likely won't ever have a true confidant like him again.

So now she moves from being protected to becoming the protector of Fina. They've both had their moments in both roles. But now Marta has to move to keep her girl out of harm's way. Because ultimately, Fina is the one who will pay the heaviest price.

Whatever chaos is about to unfold in the penultimate episodes of the season, Fina is the lifeline that will keep her going.

(And hopefully the rest of us 😬😰)

[holy--milk]

Xie Lian/Any MDZS or SVSSS character for 5 sentence fic 🫣

Luo Binghe could almost believe that the kind stranger who'd fished him out of the icy Luo river, drifting lifelessly down the stream as he passed out from exhaustion after finally clawing his way out of the Endless Abyss, was some sort of divine being.

He had the most beautiful face Luo Binghe had ever seen on anyone in this life, his voice soothing and calming like a balm, and his hands were so soft and gentle as they dressed his wounds that Luo Binghe couldn't help squeezing his eyes shut and getting lost in the fantasy of resting in his mother's safe and loving embrace, back before everything went wrong.

The illusion shattered the moment the man brought a foul-smelling bowl of soup to his lips, gently coaxing him to eat and replenish his strength.

... When Luo Binghe regained his senses two hours later, his body still shaking uncontrollably with the effects of the bizarre concoction that made even his heavenly demon blood freeze and boil in his veins, he turned to gaze at the man and found him spluttering apologies with a mix of shame, embarrassment and anxiety clearly written on his handsome features.

"It's fine, daozhang-gege," Luo Binghe mustered a smile despite his bafflement. "I'll be doing the cooking for the both of us from now on."

[muzsmocsing]

The funniest thing about the jjk fandom to me is when people are arguing that Toji ISN'T an awful person despite fully trying to sell his son because "Oh his last thought before both of is deaths was of Megumi, he's a good dad deep down. 🥺"

Since when are thoughts and prayers are a valid form of parenting??? Look at that boy and tell me he turned out fine. He's a singular minor inconvenience away from killing himself and then everyone else in the room. The only time he looks even remotely okay with being alive is when Yuuji's around, and that doesn't even count cause he's serotonin personified.

[jula483]

obsessed with their little compliments for each other

(x)

[autobotmedic156]

I like how no one has even thought of shipping Elena and Noah. Like at all.

I haven't seen anything about these two being in a relationship. They're just besties.

[stupidvillainousposts]

Depending on the Size of it, I Fold My Pizza Slices in Half and Eat Them Like Gyros.

I personally feel like Fidds would do the same and disgust the Stan Twins.

Stan: *Rambling on About a Rabbit He Has Beef With*

Ford and the Pups: *Half Listening While They Eat*

Fidds: *Folds His Pizza Slice in Half* There we go!

Stan and Ford: *Gasp Dramatically*

Ford: Fiddleford, how could you?!

Stan: I was gonna marry you!

Fidds, completely confused: *Glances to the Pups*

Dipper and Mabel: *Shrug Helplessly*

Fidds, under his breath: Alright. Whatever. *Eats His Pizza While the Stan Twins Sob*

[fengqings-pnutbu-er]

Hua Cheng was wrong for holding a grudge against Mu Qing for eight hundred years. Fight the floorboards.