#but just. holy fuckign shit
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welp, guess I'm an android user now
...it's been a Day
#i dropped my old phone like a foot onto carpet and it just. fucking turboshat itself#like. died instantly despite being at around 80% battery#kept flashing the low battery screen and just boot-looping for like an hour straight#luckily my roommate was able to stick my old sim in his phone so i could make sure all my accounts were accessible without it#but regardless i needed a new phone. so i had to order a new one & he took me to the store to pick it up#but then his CAR turboshat itself on the way there too#somehow it went back to driving normally & we were still able to get to the store & back home#but just. holy fuckign shit#ace screams into the void#vent//
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⚠️the book of bill spoils, blood⚠️
"Hey, brother, it's Sixer."
#WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#stanford pines#bill cipher#literally my favorite section in the whole entire book#the way it parallels a tale of two stans unintentionally or not#the way he wrote down stan's whole name instead of the abbreviation#i just love that section so much it's so fuckign GOOD#wait i have more#the way it is inbetween such scary parts of the books with bill doing whatever the fuck he wants with ford's body omgggg#HE CAN MAKE HIM FORGET HIS OWN NAME THATS SO SCARYYY#and the way bill made ford believe he was going to tell stan that he was dead if the line went through holy shit#ok i'm normal again#he def got nerve damage from the nail#billford#tw blood#i forgot to add his moles life is evil#art
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not to out myself as a bridgerton enjoyer but OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY MADE BISEXUAL BENEDICT CANON THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST DAY EVER .FOR 2 DAMN SEASONS I WAS LIKE "theyre never gonna make it canon :(" AND THE MAD BASTARDS DID IT .THEY FUCKIN DID IT
#I FEEL INSAANNNEEEE#IM SO HAPPY AAAHGGHGH as a bi myself its so fuckign cool to see this made real holy shit dude#is this a good time to tell everyone i have a bridgerton oc called vincent i conjured up just to kiss benedict .um#bisexual benedict bridgerton#ticketts thoughts#bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#bridgerton season 3
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anyway i want to ask y'all: just how many things do you think stick!noogai and n!gold strap drawn rockets to before noogai gets himself hurt with his shenanigans. there's no way they only did it to the bike.
#pitch posts#just. imagine with me#these two in a walmart parking lot. releasing a shopping cart with a rocket strapped to it.#excited screaming as the shopping cart fuckign LAUNCHES ITSELF INTO THE AIR#and they're like 'HOLY SHIT OKAY WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO THIS WITH'
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CAN YALL FUCKING TAG SPOILERS??!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?OH MY GOD
#jay talks#cod#bo6#i dont care if its edits or virtual photography or screenshots or woods' broken fucking knees#YOU. TAG. IT. AS. SPOILERS.#FUCKING HELL#i just saw some posts WIHTOUT the fucking spoilers tag#i played the campaign so it doesnt matter to me#but holy fuckign shit the inconsideration!
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Do I have to make a pinned saying that I:
Don't have money to spare at the moment
Even if I did, my money is worth less than pennies nowadays
Have No Reach
Just so I stop getting DMs, asks and the like asking me for donations?
#ramblings from the void#I really don't want to be an ass. but I'm getting more than a little tired#being fuckign powerless to change my own shitty situation is enough daily anger and frustration than you very much#and I might delete this later bc the last fuckn thing I need is some rando to come in and fuckn-#try to shame me for wanting to forget. for just a little bit. how fucked everything is rn#and how I'll be dealing w the fallout of ALL of the bs my country's current gov. is setting up#all bc I don't want to leave my godforsaken home (not like there's anywhere to go lmao)#holy shit all my fuckn emotion is boiling over. time to end the post ig#PS: I'm not USAmerican in case it wasn't obvious
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literally trembling on the floor after reading that one page spread of the book and hearing "Your Stupid Face" playing in your mind creates for. such a tonal dissonance
#book of bill#the book of bill#i have a friend that will steal your eyes#holy shit#holy fuckign shit this book has a grip on me#to add to the dissonance i also had my sketchbook open from when i was doodling one of bill's poses from earlier in the book#so while i was having my moment - hand over my mouth - finally reading the page for myself#i just had a fuckton of fords and bills staring up at me just below
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WHAT IN THE FUCK A PLANE JUST FLEW RIGHT ABOVE MY HOUSE?
#THERE’S USUALLY PLANES FLYING NEAR ME BUT NEVER RIGHT ABOVE MY FUCKING HOUSE? JESUS CHRIST?#AND THAT WAS SO LOUD AND I WAS WATCHING A HORROR GAME SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST HORROR/JUMPSCARE AMBIENCE#BUT I TOOK MY HEADPHONES AND KEPT HEARING IT AND I SHITTEDDDD MYSELFFFFFFFF#liek as if i dont get paranoid about planes hitting my house somehw. get away from me#holy fuckign shit#crammerposting#Back to horror game i guess.
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HOLY SHIT WAIT I AM EXPERIANCING EMOTIONS
"FAIR ISNT A WORD WHERE I COME FROM"
#'FAIR ISNT A WORD WHERE I COME FROM'#THAT IS SO INCREDIBLY SAD AND HEART BREAKING HOLY FUCKING SHIT#I AM GOING TO GODDAMN FUCKING BAWL MY EYES OUT HOLY SHIT THAT LITTERALLY BROKE MY HEART WHAT THE FUCK#i know this is probably just a fun way for the writers to speed up lloyd growing up but like: It reads as metaphorical in a way too#like he was already being forced to grow up and sacrifice his childhood for the greater good#so just making that literal kinda just nails that point for me#god damn#god fuckign damn#'fair isn't a word where i come from'??!!!!#THATS SO INCREDIBLY FUCKING HEARTBREAKING HOLY SHIT#watching the ninja go
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love when one tiny shitty thing is enough to fuck an otherwise okay night :/
#don't be a dick to people in games man u don't know what they've got going on#holy shit. if u wanna be mad be mad but don't type it in chat jfc#one tiny little comment from some asshole after the game is over. right when the lobby's about to close this shithead#fuckign calls me out for NOTHING but I can't even reply#and i'm left just stunned and confused and. like yeah it upset me way more than it should have#but I'm kinda teetering on the edge here and I was doing okay until then#jfc. i think it's just bc it was totally unexpected. the game was fine I thought we were good no one was complaining or anything#then right at the end I get thrown under the bus out of the blue like wtf adhgsjf#happened an hour ago and I'm still not over it so I'm bitching here to get it off my chest#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.#tbd.
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HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCK BRUV 😭😭😭😭😭😭 just found out that „npd flag“ means „pride flag for people with narcissistic personality disorder“ AND DOES NOT IN FACT mean the NPD-Party-Flag, which would be one of the most widely recognised nazi symbols in post-nazi-regime germany
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hello rogue legacy 2 fans i have finished the game and i am so insane about Abel
#rogue legacy 2#like hoooooooooooly fuck i had to just fuckign. sit down with my sibling after i beat cain because holy shit. i love you abel i need to kno#so much more about you . please
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guys. you guys. you guuuuys, you guys, youGUYS,!! YOU GUYS??
#holy fuckinh#SHIT#ohmy god#i did it i killed gortash#and now i am#SOBBING#by the way#ohhghghhgh FUCK#AAAAAAA#i just. i#i i i i#ohhhh#ohh karlach#mama k#i LOVE you oh my gof im so sad im so fuckign#“live bitch” im SICK#im ILL#RAHHGHHGH#karlach#bg3 act 3 spoilers#servant of none#karlach origin#bg3#enver gortash#wyll#astarion#shadowheart#john baldur#nuclear.7z#origin karlach
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OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS??????? LET'S GO?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
#HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WONT HAVE TO DO STUPID PORTING SHIT TO IMOVIE WITH ANY ANIMATIONS THAT HAVE AUDIO LETS FUCKIGN GO#AND BACKGROUNDS HELL YES BROTHER#god it's probably so weird to be hyping up about this but OKAY LISTEN ANIMATION ASSIST MODE IS NICE BUT IT'S SO FUCKING LIMITED#AND PROCREATE IS MY BELOVED AND I DONT HAVE TO PAY SUBSCRIPTION AND IT LOOKS WAY SIMPLER THAN OTHER PROGRAMS#sorry not sorry just LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO FINALLY I CAN USE THAT ONE APPLE GIFT CARD FOR SOMETHING#procreate#procreate dreams#animation#wait hold on i wonder if i'll be able to port projects i already have in regular procreate into dreams i really really hope thats a feature#edit: IT IS FUCK YEEEEAAAAAH
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I am this close to blocking everyone on that post
#elyan bleats#BESTIESSSSSSS YOU ARE THE ONES GETTING TRAPPED#ITS A FUCKIGN STORY AND HE IS A CHARACTER PLEASE EXPLORE THE GAME WITHOUT GUILT#please stop babying him for his trauma#HOLY SHIT IT JUST CLICKED#PPL BABY HIM WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY FAVOR HIM#he is an asshole. a canon racist. etc etc. and yet... ppl treat him like a baby bc he's 'cute' and traumatized#they want to have sex with him. while also coddling him
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seeing most of the new mk stuff but esp the guest characters had me like
#god. so much of this fucking blows#why are the tarkatans a disease and not just an actual race like literally every other installment#we literally JUST had mk11 establish that the other outworld communities would coincide with the tarkatans as equals#and yes Im disregarding the 11 dlc idgaf about that story#cant we just keep them as ya know an actual race and not a disease. what the hell is wrong with that#and GOD these guest characters fuckign suck major ass. Spawn was cool but the rest of 11's stank#but holy shit none of 12's look even decent. Not including the returning mk characters ofc tho. just the guest characters.#who again. suck major balls. where are the horror icons. I fucking hated joker in 11 just as a concept.#butts talks nonsense#man. this like. seriously vibe with me lmao. this sucks.
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