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jess likes drinking from other vampires more than humans . while human is fine and needed to survive , she enjoys drinking from other vampires the most especially if they're a lot older than her. kinda like wine !!
#i will say if she has a human partner then their blood becomes more appealing to her#but just any regular human? no#hc
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I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™
Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.
Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.
We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.
And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.
It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?
Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.
#DO YOU SEE MY VISION#please#I'm not getting enough sleep#my brain is obsessed with weird stuff#I want Sam who barely looks human because she's one with nature#I want Tucker who looks regal and dangerous in his pharaoh clothes#I want Dan look like he can destruct the Earth with a wave of his hand#I want Dani who is everything there is in the world and you feel it in your bones#I want Jazz who sees your soul and your mind and you know it and there's nowhere to run#I want JL to meet all of them before meeting Danny#I want all of them to admit in their different ways that Danny is the greatest of them#I want JL to be VERY worried about meeting Danny#and then I want Danny to be as normal and friendly as possible#and I want him to treat all those eldritch creatures (his family and friends) as they're regular humans and nothing is weird about them#just hugs and love and praises#because it would cause so much confusion#this is NOT ghost king Danny#unless it is but he doesn't know (and either no one knows or no one told him because it's funnier this way and he's super oblivious)#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#DPxDC#DCxDP#danny phantom#isn't a crossover if you don't want it to be#could be any crossover if you do want it to be
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through the virtue of training an ever revolving door of rookies, price recognises pretty much every ailment the human body can come across
he’s seen every illness, every delayed puberty spike and weird rash and he can and will kick your ass to medical for your “i swear it’s just a cold sore”
it’s not even a parental thing, it’s the pure exhaustion of being an adult in charge of a bunch of basically children who’ve never been away from mummy this long before and he’s sick of talking a bunch of cherries through UTIs and the clap
#price completely against his will learning all there is to know about the human body and having to teach a bunch of kids#also against their will#is absolutely hilarious#he ends up with a full seminar and power point ready to go for boot camp sex ed#‘this is chlamydia. this is also chlamydia. this is a yeast infection. this is a pimple. if you have any of these things for the love of go#dont show it to me’#he has a standing bet with the medics on how many people he’ll end up sending there when he gets a new batch#even after being captain for so long he still somehow always manages to undershoot#he has a drawer filled with every morning after pill; regular pill; abortion pill; antibiotic and fungal cream allowed in the uk#and has standing scripts with medical to get more when he runs out#which causes a hilarious misunderstanding with nik when they go to fuck in his offic and nik goes rooting around in his drawers for lube#only to find his mega stash#nik genuinely wonders if he has six differed stds and regularly impregnates people despite being gay since he was twelve#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#john price#captain john price#price cod#john price cod#nikprice#cod#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#cod mwii
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PIDW time travel fic where after dying Shen Jiu wakes up in the past, after the ling xi caves and his subsequent qi deviation, with a chance to change his fate. Bingge also wakes up in his fourteen year old body, memories fully intact. Now, instead of actually changing their ways Bingjiu just try to kill each other in increasingly violent, hilarious ways
#Imagine them setting booby traps all along Qing Jing peak#Shen Jiu just keeps getting increasingly more mad that no matter what he does Luo Binghe just will not die!!#He shoots Luo Binghe point blank with an arrow at one point#somehow it miraculously misses any vital organs so Luo Binghe just walks it off#It becomes routine that once a day Shen Jiu stabs Luo Binghe#And Luo Binghe’s constantly trying to poison Shen Jiu’s food#only for Shen Jiu to throw it away#Luo Binghe’s finding all kinds of rare demonic plants to put in Shen Jiu’s garden#and rare#dangerous animals to launch into his living room.#Shen Jiu makes Ming Fan deal with them.#Ming Fan slowly decides he hates both his shidi and his shizun#It gets so obvious that all the Peak Lords are confused why Shen Jiu is not only so fixated on killing this random fourteen year old#but failing#On the flip side any time any sort of danger threatens either of them#if it isn’t dealt by their hand#they’ll fight tooth and nail to protect the other#Because at this point its like. I deserve to kill you. You can only die by my hand.#Somehow this carries on into their old age. bingjiu end up together because yk keep your enemies close#And just like that they’re married#Because all of the best marriages are based on murder. Obviously.#and they don’t even think of it as a marriage#hey interact with malicious intent and cohabitate together spitefully#(bc wherever lbh goes sj goes and wherever sj goes lbh follows…to keep an eye on him#obviously)#literally everyone in the world#human and demon alike are just like. but you are married. this is a marriage.#and bingjiu are like no!! while drinking their poisoned tea#demons in particular would be convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that they’re both madly in love with each other#for demons this is just a regular Tuesday. can you really say you love your partner if you haven’t tried to kill them at least five times?
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I never stopped wondering why natori thought that gifting a happily-married woman a bouquet of roses in exchange of borrowing her adopted son for a weekend trip was the correct course of action 😭
#he's probably just rizz-maxxing in an attempt to swoon touko and get her to say yes without interrogating who he is and how he knew her son#but rewatching this episode still has me ?!?!? because YOU COULD'VE BEEN WHACKED BY HER HUSBAND IF HE WASN'T SUCH A KIND MAN PLEASEEEE 😭#i think natori understands societal norms very well (in both regular humans and exorcists' community). he can't survive this far without it#but this whole scene is likely because he doesn't have any friends. so he doesn't know how to interact with a friend's family haha 💔#like nooo natori... just bring your body + introduce yourself and your intentions politely... the fujiwaras would gladly let you borrow him#on surface-level he probably does it because of the rizz-maxxing attempt. but if you look a little deeper into it... (collapses) 🥲💔#natori shuuichi#natsume takashi#fujiwara touko#natsume yuujinchou#natsume's book of friends#natsuyuu#this is nawttt to be taken as a ship post btw 💀💀💀
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#'sorry for barging' anon#sorry gonna answer this in the tags since it's such a loaded topic#but yeah exactly- i think a lot of it comes down to people wanting them to perform their (very real) grief for an audience#and getting mad when they don't. which is wildly unfair and unrealistic and just... extremely entitled#and very much coming from a lack of understanding of grief and that it's not a perpetual state of uncontrollable crying#a massive part of grief is continuing living with all its up and down moments with a new heavy weight in the background#living in a perpetual state of sobs is not something any human can sustain. it involves adapting and continuing to live.#and that involves doing regular everyday things AND experiencing happy moments still. that does not mean you aren't still suffering.#to question whether they're 'truly' grieving is.... kinda evil and completely ridiculous lmao#and shows a massive lack of basic empathy and understanding of how human emotions work#we see less than 1 percent of their lives. to actually feel like you have the ability to judge someone's grieving process in general#is wild and weird but especially when you literally have seen nearly none of their lives in the past few months#i'm sure all of us have laughed and seen a friend and had other happy moments since october#that doesn't mean we do not miss liam and that we aren't devastatingly sad at other points.#and to somehow think that zouis reconnecting and being happy about it after such a tragic event would be somehow anti-liam is insane#i've even seen people judge zayn for not cancelling his entire tour which is so.....#if they for a second think that liam would have been petty enough to enjoy the idea of all of his friends stopping in their tracks forever#they clearly didn't really know him since he was clearly always SO supportive of everyone in 1d#and probably would have been very happy to see zayn and louis mend their relationship#it feels like a very weird way to make a fucking death and real life grief from his friends into a stan war which is......... beyond gross
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It’s so funny to think about but because Shanks is who he is. He probably threw a party for Mihawk the first time they met up after Mihawk was finally tall enough to wear Yoru straight down his back.
Bonus if Shanks had already had his growth spurt and Mihawk was getting genuinely worried he had hit his final height and would never complete his aesthetic. (Also Shanks already lords over the one inch he could not have handled a several inches height difference it would have actually killed him if he didn’t kill himself first)
Also of course he pulls up with the Long coat and the hat already in checks who do you think this is?
#if we are going by regular human growth men generally stop growing at like 21 meaning Mihawk’s 19 year old ass was cutting it close#which means if shanks had his growth spurt really fast#there is a world where Mihawk pulls up and he has to look up at Shanks#and he claims to hate it but really looking up with his beautiful gold eyes through his Lucious black eyelashes is his best flirting move#actually it’s the only flirting move he has that’s not being a hater#this just turned into me rambling 😭😭😭#but I just love the idea of Shanks using any excuse to throw a party for his loved ones and Mihawk just suffering through it quietly pleased#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#one piece#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#akataka#red haired shanks#red haired pirates#mihawk x shanks#one piece funny
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I don't know where I'm from. My earliest memory is arriving. I was so lucky they found me! They took me in, raised me like one of their own, and when I was ready, they made me their princess.
#mario movie#mario movie spoilers#super mario bros#princess peach#super mario bros movie#super mario bros movie spoilers#cherrysip edits#mario movie was like ' let me just drop some wild new lore in here and then not come back to it in any way' lolol#DOES PEACH HAVE PARENTS BACK IN THE REGULAR WORLD THAT MOURN HER TO THIS VERY DAY????#i don't know how feasible this would be but it feels like you could do some research to look up reports of missing children matching her#description over the last couple of decades and see if anything intriguing comes up :O#but i do love how this makes the relationship between peach and the toads so much more emotional and meaningful#they're not just her subjects. they saved her and gave her a loving home!!! they are her family and she would do anything for them!!!#they cared for her and now she cares for them even if it requires self-sacrifice#(another intriguing detail: the castle already exists here. did the toads have another monarch before this???)#(have they just been making unsuspecting humans wandering through the pipe royalty for hundreds of years????? HMM)
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Maybe if a miraculous is broken, you can still use the powers but the kwami is either trapped inside the miraculous or can't maintain their form properly and are either basically a ghost unable to be heard, seen, or interact with the world or their form is basically falling apart or ever shifting?
OKAY, THATS VERYYYY COOOOLLL
Like, visually that would be heartbreaking, like in Duusuu’s case, she spent so much of the series being basically invisible, even to Nooroo.
HOWEVER.
You need the kwami to transform. Like, they’re the ones who activate the miraculous, so it wouldn’t make sense for them to not be able to interact with anything or be seen, but you can still use it. I mean, it would make sense if they knew the phrase beforehand, but it was a Graham de Vanily family heirloom, so I’m assuming only Emelie and Amelie know the activation phrase.
You know what it means when I’m indecisive!!
IDK ITS JUST. With the whole “broken miraculous means trapped kwami” idea I really really like it but it’s hard to execute in a way that can fit the narrative, especially regarding Emelie’s coma.
I’ll also have to change my seasons events to retconning Mayura (? She could still use it to avoid unification but I feel like Lila would prefer to use it instead, IDK IDK) and end Season 1 on him fixing it instead of using the miraculous and switch around a few other events.
I just hope it doesn’t change my seasons list too much to not make it understandable anymore!!
But imagine,, it’s finally fixed and Duusuu bursts out and we see the peacock kwami for the first time and she cries out “I’m free!!” And it’s the first time Nooroo sees her after soooo long :,)
#ofc she could have just become sick like any other regular human would#but idk a sickness like that that would straight up put you in a coma#or when ut breaks the current holder ks trapped as well in a coma form??#but we’ll see!! we’ll figure this out guys 💪#thank you for the ask!!#COMMENTS AND OPINIONS ON THIS HELP TONS BTW#miraculous ladybug#chocoau
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i believe Danny is ADHD enough to not realize he doesn't actually have super-durability but has just subconsciously learned to minimize damage as much as possible
#*dougdoug voice* BEGIN DISCUSSION *incredibly loud buzzer noise*#Danny Phantom#as someone with ADHD i do not remember Times Before Big Change all that much#i don't remember my skillsets from back then. i don't remember if it was always like this or if something changed over that time#to be fair in this case i think he is capable of healing from fucked up shit. but it still fucks him up as much as it would a regular human#he can survive worse stuff but he's not any more durable than a regular human. maybe less because of the nature of ectoplasm#he just. can survive longer#OH i'm just realizing that this has super duper angst potential#like Danny being like ''yeah i've survived crazy shit i can survive mom & dad/the giw/whatever''#& then he like. realizes very suddenly that he cannot survive This#mhm mhm taking notes for stuff n things
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Forgive me for showing my fangs a little here instead of being as delicate in phrasing as I usually am, but. Periodic reminder:
sweeping "humans suck, humans are evil, the world would be better off if humans disappeared/had never evolved" statements may be cathartic but they're thoroughly inaccurate (ie, the vast majority of uniquely bad effects of humans on the planet are a) extremely recent, like within the last couple centuries, b) the fault of an extremely small minority not the entire fucking species, and c) fixable)
hating being human isn't the same as hating humans. I get species dysphoria is a thing. I get that it's often hard to fit in as a nonhuman in human social groups and that can make it easy to slip into hating everyone around you. Please fight that instinct
villainizing people for traits they didn't choose, such as the species they were born into, is neither cute nor fair. No species is inherently good or bad
misanthropy is cathartic in short term vents or whatever but genuinely embracing it wholesale as a philosophy is liable to lead to you hating humans, human society, and being in a human body more and more over time and thus make your life worse by constantly reinforcing a thought pattern that makes you angry and upset
you are not immune to being part of human society (translation: just because you're nonhuman doesn't mean you're not included in statements about the effects of the human population on the world, ie "humans are killing the planet")
related, you are not better than humans for being nonhuman. looking at my fellow dragons in particular on this one. I get it, draconic pride is a thing, dragon brain probably says you're the supreme being and all else is beneath you especially anyone who annoys you. Mine does too. Please recognize that is an instinct you are supposed to FIGHT, not something that's TRUE AND THAT YOU SHOULD EMBRACE. Good fucking gods.
some nonhumans are also human (it's me, I'm some nonhumans) and you are making sweeping "humans suck, why would I ever want to be human, all humans do is kill the planet" statements in the presence of people included in those statements, which is insanely rude (and no, you don't get to "but you're different because you're nonhuman" me! you do not get to decide to ignore half of who I am because you don't like it, you do not get to decide I'm not "really" human, and also see the previous bullet point). this goes doubly if you're in a space like a DIscord server where people have expressly stated they're not comfortable being tacitly included in statements like that
saying "but I don't REALLY mean all humans, I just mean the specific ones at fault!" after the fact does not actually change anything if every other thing you say is constantly "humans humans humans" and not the group you're actually referring to, or at the very least doesn't change how it reads to everyone around you
#otherkin#misanthropy#rani talks#rani is biting today sorry#if you want me to dial it back and explain any of this in a calmer tone please ask i will be happy to do so#i'm just. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#sick and fucking tired of seeing 'humans bad' in the otherkin community on a regular basis. ITS ME. IM HUMANS. STOP IT#it's not a constructive mindset!! it's not!! there's no constructive conclusion that can come out of misanthropy as a core philosophy!#all it can lead to is either 'nothing is fixable' which is a recipe for depression#or 'humans should be exterminated' which is GENOCIDAL#and it's fucking ALWAYS accompanied by 'but i'm better because i'm [x] instead har har har' No The Fuck You Are Not#you participate in society exactly the same way a human would#you are exactly as responsible for the effects of humanity on the world as anyone else around you#which is to say not very fucking much!#anyway /tag rant i'm hitting post before i think better of this one
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whenever I think about zoe being aspec it's always like. obviously to an aspec viewer there's a lot about her that's relatable, especially in the wheel in space, where she relates to other people so differently and experiences relationships in a way which she knows is non-normative, but which she can't 'fix' and doesn't altogether hate - she just hates the way she's perceived. and over the course of her travels she doesn't change herself, just becomes more comfortable with relating to others as she is, and that lets her open up more. I'm preaching to the choir here ik ik you get it.
but from an in-universe perspective the way she relates to people is explicitly down to her training, rather than (exclusively) anything about zoe herself:
which obviously doesn't negate the way she comes across to the audience! but it /does/ make things interesting in-universe, because presumably the emotions she's been encouraged to neglect include anything approaching sexual/romantic attraction. she's probably been trained out of questioning that side of herself along with everything else.
so if you want to explore aspec zoe I just feel like that potentially leaves you with a scenario where she starts travelling with the tardis, starts working through all the parts of her humanity she's been missing out on, starts trying to figure out what attraction means for her, and there's just. nothing. which would throw her for a loop, right!! she's trying to reclaim all the parts of her that have been neglected, and she's still left with a gaping hole where other people have /something/. is this something she'll never fully develop, like gemma told her, or is this just an innate part of her? so she ends up coming around to the desperation to feel something and the difficulty of identifying an absence of feeling, and ultimately to having to learn to embrace it not because of her upbringing but in spite of it.
#second doctor#idk just my thoughts on her!!#obv you can interpret/hc it in various ways. this is just where my brain leads me#& also depends on like. what you hc her aspec-ness to look like as well#for myself i also like this in light of hc'ing jamie as ace#(and two as well but like. jamie being human & more of a thematic opposite for zoe compared to two's parallel to her.#kind of makes him more pertinent here)#i don't think he'd necessarily pick up on her struggling w/ this on his own#partially bc i think she'd be fairly reserved about it but also bc i don't think jamie rlly labels himself#certainly not in any way zoe would recognise or relate to much#& finding community in asexuality (rather than same-gender attraction) probably hasn't crossed his mind much#but once he did figure it out/she eventually confided in him he'd be a very comforting point of solidarity for her#especially as he's sort of. her major touchstone for 'regular' humanity at this point#him also 'missing' this would be reassuring for her#AND i think it makes a nice parallel for my thoughts on victoria#which is that she quietly struggles with her lesbianism during her travels in the tardis#but having two and jamie there to be openly casually queer around her helps her a lot
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Gimme your pokemon gijinkas
Reblog with a ref(s) of your pokemon gijinka OCs (preferably legendary but doesn't have to be) You can provide multiple but I may end up only choosing one or two. I'm planning a bit of a group drawing with the pokeask community's gijinkas/human forms
Rules:
Must be part of the pokeask community
Must be a human form of a pokemon not just a human
Legendary is preferred but not required
Does not need to be an active character
Can provide multiple but I may only select one from each person
Do not need to be following me but it would be appreciated
There is no limit just know this may take a while and I may cut it off at some point
#bluetalks#dl#pokeask#blog#pokemon ask blog#pokemon#im going to try and make this pretty simple#so i can do as many as possible#if this goes well i may do another with regular pokemon#not just gijinkas#/human forms#i just had to narrow it down#or there would be too many lol#i just have a biased for legendaries#but will definitely do non legendaries#feel free to ask if you have any questions
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one other thing that really makes me roll my eyes in dc fics is the insistence that the bats can take down anyone, even their most op teammates. like... you guys know a character doesn't have to be the most physically capable one in the room in order to be interesting or strong in their own right, right? look me in the eye. cass had to save tim from shrike. bane broke bruce's back. mind-controlled kon snapped tim's arm like a twig. trying to make them ~always~ able to counter even the most powerful opponents is so boring im sorry like they can and do lose fights sometimes, and that's interesting actually. they are all incredibly competent martial artists, yes! that doesn't mean they can win every single matchup. that's simply neither the point of nor the strength in their characters.
#like ppl who insist that tim could solo the rest of core four#or that bruce could solo the jl. etc#look me in the eye and tell me that this regular human man (any of them) could beat starfire in a fight.#of course there's elements such as strategy and traps and knowing the environs etc etc#but overall just like. as a general concept. so goddamn annoying#im sure canon does this sometimes too but like. the way the fanon version makes non-bat characters look so stupid...#sorry i just remembered some fic that had a throwaway line like oh of course tim could take kon in an actual fight--#like what do you mean of course. no the fuck he couldn't. tim is some guy. kon is an invulnerable telekinetic alien. i hate you people#he doesn't have to be able to win every single fight in order to be interesting or competent!!! (any of them!!)#next thing you know there's gonna be people insisting bruce could solo superboy prime if he just had enough ~preparation time~#rimi talks
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what is a furry? if you don't mind. like i've heard of it for years but i realized i don't actually know what it means other than animals are cool
it just means animals are cool
#anon#i'd say it's broadly speaking people who enjoy animals that display anthropomorphic attributes#probably most commonly thought of as humanized animals walking on two legs but often also includes just regular quadrupeds etc.#displaying humanlike sentience#furry is one of those blanket labels that people will argue over semantics and specifics of#but generally when i see people categorizing themselves as furries it's any wide range of things under that
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#danganronpa#danganronpa art#danganronpa fanart#danganronpa byakuya#byakuya togami#he'd totally freak out about this#gasp! the togami heir is not perfect 1000% of the time?!#how scandalous!#also i am mean#placed the acne in probably one of the worst spots#i'm not TOO mean though cus the worst would be directly in the middle of the chin as he can at least use his bangs to cover this one#i am so drawing more of this concept btw cus i love him so much and i just have to have him suffer now and again with mundane bullshit >:]#also i feel he'd honestly use one of those acne patches or cover the acne with some foundation (or whatever the term is)#i very much know practically nothing about make up as i do not use any of it like at all! might be allergic ngl#i can see him being slightly embarrassed that he's even using the acne patches cus “togami's aren't supposed to get acne!”#he is SOOOO not using the alternative though of just “letting the acne be out in the wild for all to gawk at” he has a reputation to uphold#also feel he gets embarrassed and annoyed at just regular human bodily shit he has no control over though that's a ramble for another day!
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