#but its so fucking funny

[somelokivariant]

[s0fter-sin]

the tiktok ban is obviously horrific and an infringement on american rights but it is so fucking funny seeing these politicians freaking out about potential chinese propaganda when tumblr had an actual russian spy ring that all the users knew about and nobody gave a shit

[charbroiledchicken]

see next part

meet the main cast part 1: castor and cherri (charity)/ 'the poet and the chemist'

jaye and lonnie wanted two experts in their less-than-legal craft to help assist with their plan, little did they know they were saddled with the two most fabulous assholes to ever grace this side of the earth. because what is a more iconic duo than two severely mentally ill, overdramatic queers who both technically have a genius iq (though it really doesn't show) and a bunch of previous beef.

in this case, it seems like nobody understands you better than the person who ruined your life.

songs that fit their vibe:

sweet dreams (sky like dreams) - ferdinand

bubblegum bitch - MARINA

like me - chase icon

applause - lady gaga

rich girl - gwen stefani

they like the way i grind - ayesha erotica

*images off pinterest*

[mo-ok]

TWICE. LOST GALAXY HAS SHOWN AN UNSUITED GINGAMAN CHARACTER T W I C E. FIRST GOUKI AND NOW SHELINDA I AM LOSING MY MIND

[ve-ti-ver]

Sometimes I forget I'm on the spectrum, and then I do some of the most autistic shit you've ever heard of and I'm like Oh Yeah

no I will not be providing examples, they are all VERY embarrassing

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

"do NOT watch this video if you haven't seen the movie ther WILL BE SPOILERS IT WILL RUIN EVETYTHING!!!1!1!1!!" Wowie gee!! thanks for warning me about the spoilers in this 'random movie plot explained' youtube video mister!! I sure would have been upset if I wasn't warning that you'd be discussing the plot in detail in this video where you explain the plot of a movie!

[lucithecrow]

He's perpin-dick-ular

[i-am-bored]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[my-brain-soup]

LMAO THEYRE GETTING DIVORCED

THIS IS HONESTLY SO FUCKING FUNNY

[wysteribun]

got irl jumpscared while boothing

[geeky-politics-46]

Honestly, this joke is the only thing playing in my mind at this.

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

[venator-signum]

the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???

they're in love with Luke

they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)

the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds

[phobos-exe]

I love Deadpool and Wolverine for all the normal reasons, but one thing that im obsessed with is that now a whole bunch of people are watching the X-Men movies for the first time because of it. The thing is that, so many years later, its an enitrely new generation and demographic watching those films, and seeing the completely different point of views on Hugh Jackman's Wolverine from a 2000 target audience and now an audiance from 2024 is fucking hysterical.

Wolverine was fucking peak masculinity and one of the only superhero characters in a well-received high budget movie at the time, a really serious character in a really fucking serious film that removed all the comicbook campiness and whimsy to desperately avoid bombing at the box office in lue of Batman Forever's release. Like there is legit no room to question how fucking sick they make him in X-Men.

And now we are watching these movies again in 2024 and the general consensus is that he's just a silly little guy with kitty hair and making shitty girly Wolverine edits is hilarious.

I think if you made a comment about Wolverine having kitty ears in 2000 it would get you socially outcasted, now it gets you over 2k comments on tiktok agreeing with you.

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[hypnopossum]

NO WAY HAJSKDHASKJJDSH?!?!!

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.