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Shadow doesn't need to eat or sleep like regular mobians due to his Black Arms DNA and immortality:

understandable conclusion, but kind of boring imo

Vs

Shadow actually needs to eat and sleep more than regular mobians due to his Black Arms DNA, his chaos energy, and the fact that he's a teenager (but doesn't):

YESSSSS

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i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead

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morei x machine love teto....

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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

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Those fics where Shadow realises he might like Sonic and IMMEDIATELY self sabotages himself

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when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

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posting this on my main so it's how my general audience finds out that there's going to be an official DC/Sonic the Hedgehog crossover and this is going to be in it

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"Everything denied me Finally felt, just a moment too late" Fanart of Morei for EDEN 4164616D on the Machina Mori vocaloid album!

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this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

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Literally the funniest post on this website

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Blaze the microwave

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If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

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Another Sonic redraw (done for practice and fun)

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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim