hypnopossum
HYPNOPOSSUM
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🇨🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (he/him)20 something trash cat making music from the comfort of my dumpster :3
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hypnopossum · 14 hours ago
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The Sorrowful Truth
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hypnopossum · 3 days ago
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just noticed the funniest review of one of my games. Thank you for your succinct summary
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hypnopossum · 3 days ago
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if you have the Honey browser extension installed, uninstall it immediately. big big story broke on youtube today strongly indicating that Honey has been massively defrauding basically everyone who does any business with them at every level, including influencers, customers, and actual retailers.
the short version of ONE of the alleged crimes is that they've been hijacking referral links and codes. if you have honey installed on your browser at all, and you use any referral code from anyone, there is a high probability honey will swap out the referral link identifier for their own even if they don't provide a coupon at checkout.
they also are just lying to you, and hiding coupons that very much exist. they're completely fraudulent
paypal bought honey in 2019 for 4 billion, so paypal has been strip mining the influencer economy for 5 years now. the amount of money that's been essentially stolen is unfathomable
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hypnopossum · 3 days ago
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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
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hypnopossum · 3 days ago
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rb to have a super gay 2023
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hypnopossum · 3 days ago
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hypnopossum · 3 days ago
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happy crimmus
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hypnopossum · 3 days ago
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This website is a fucking parody of itself
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hypnopossum · 3 days ago
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finally, someone for tumblr
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hypnopossum · 3 days ago
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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out
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hypnopossum · 7 days ago
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hypnopossum · 7 days ago
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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me
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hypnopossum · 7 days ago
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peace and love on Earth..
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hypnopossum · 7 days ago
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i am the only tumblr. I log in to 547 mllion accounts everyday to make posts which i share with you. yes you. You are the only other tumble user. what do you think of my website.
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hypnopossum · 8 days ago
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hypnopossum · 8 days ago
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hypnopossum · 8 days ago
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