#but its okay we are fun and positive vibes and im going to turn my light off quickly so i dont get scared abt how my room is messy

[itsalwaysdark]

okie anyways its my bedtime before i start to freak our too hard abt everything. lets all hope and wish together that the water will come back on tomorrow and i can take a shower and everything will be happiness forever

[beigehearts]

Yan!Hawks/reader

You’re a well respected police officer and known for your incredible work and high apprehension rate. One day you volunteer in helping at a student hero drill. There you meet someone else who was helping find yourself becoming friend with pro hero Hawks. While you saw him as an incredible hero who could do no wrong, he knew he would do unspeakable things to you.

Notes: someone asked me if I would write about eggpreg and I said no at first but I read some of it and thought id give it a try…

CW: stalking, noncon, forced egg pregnancy, knotting c*mflation, cervical sex, an*l insertions, degradation, forced org*sms, violence, dumbification, kind of infantilization, spanking, dom /sub vibe, fingering, some petplay, breath play, DP, mind break

On your days off you liked to volunteer around the city do that’d exactly what you’re doing. Today dome student hero’s are running drills and they were appreciative to have an experienced officer help guide students. The situational drill today is a partially collapsed structure that could crumble on top of more victims at any moment. You follow students around snd give then direction when they’re unsure or correct their actions. Though eventually its your turn for a lunch break.

You retreat to one of the tents nearby set up for staff and volunteers to eat and relax. You sit down in a chair and crack open a bottle of water, downing it snd then beginning to chow down on some musubi that the students made.

Its pretty quiet, most of the volunteers on lunch had taken their lunch to go, probably wanting to sit somewhere more peaceful for a bit. The ruckus of the drill doesn’t bother you much, you’re able to tune it out.

Though you manage to zone out as well. A pro hero who had begrudgingly agreed to help with this drill watched you as you zone out, even starting to nod off. Strands of your hair fell in front of your face snd he fought the urge to run up and brush it behind your ear so he can see you more clearly.

He approaches the tent and you don’t notice his presence until he sits on the table next to the chair you’re sitting in.

You rub your eyes blearily and they widen when you recognize the man in front of you. “Oh pro hero Hawks! Its an honor to meet you! Im an office for th-“

He chuckles and cuts you off, “I know who you are, everyone knows who you are. Its my pleasure.”

You nod and straighten up from your relaxed position. He notices your change and he continues, “Ah don’t be so uptight! Today we’re equals, today we share a mission.”

You smile and nod, “Of course Hawks. Im glad to be working with you.”

He pats the too of your head and stands up, “Call me Keigo, lets get a drink some time okay?”

“That sounds great!” You chime.

He nods and sets off, probably needing to get back to his position. While his gesture of the drink is kind, its probably an empty one that all heroes give to coworkers. You sigh and finish with your meal, getting ready to work again.

While you had your doubts, Keigo intended to stay true to his word. You didn’t see or hear from him for about a week or so until one day while you were in the parking lot of the station, he approached you.

He asked if he could take you for a drink right now and he would send for a driver to take your car home so you could Uber. Obviously you would be stupid to say no to an offer like this. If you became friends with this man it could be tremendous for your career!

The two of you had a really fun time talking and you decided he was truly a great friend. Twice a week you and Keigo went out for drinks and if you had a day off on the weekend he would take you out shopping.

While he definitely treated you like a girlfriend you had made it clear that you didn’t want that kind of relationship with him and he respected his boundaries. That being said he labeled the two of you as best friends.

He never laid a finger on you set aside for hugs and some hand holding. Or if he braids your hair… or if you have food on your face. Other than that he respects all of your boundaries so what else could you ask of him? And as you had hoped for, your friendship was doing wonders for your career. You has finally taken the role of chief of police from the man that did everything to keep you down.

Life is great, you couldn’t ask for anything else in the world.

During this time Hawks had tried to stay content with being your friend. But he’d be lying if he said he didn’t jerk off thinking about you. Thinking about ramming his dick all the way past the knot into your pussy. Releasing his seed straight into your womb.

Oh god its all he wanted. He thought about ravaging your body constantly. Every time he looked at you all he could imagine is what face you would make cumming around his cock and if your moans would be as erotic as he hoped.

Every time he touched your face he had to fight every urge and want that begged him to devour you right then and there.

It was just too much for him, he had to have you, all for himself. He would try to do it with your willingness but if not was ready to take more aggressive actions.

On a day you and Keigo were supposed to drink he shoots you a text.

~bird man~

Wanna come 2 my place 2nite? We can watch movies and I’ll make us drinks

You thought about his offer for a long time. Was this a date he was asking for? No, you’ve been very firm in saying you only want to be friends. He’s been very respectful of that. Friends watch movies and drink together all the time, it can’t be that weird.

-you-

Definitely! Address?

~bird man~

Don’t worry about that dove! Sending driver for your car, and driver to pick you up

C u soon!

This was a common occurrence, he would send your car home with a driver so that he could get you an Uber or drive you home after drinking. While some part of you is yelling at you, screaming this is a bad idea, you push those thoughts away. Its going to be fine, Keigo is your good friend, your best friend! He would never do anything to hurt you.

As promised, a driver came and you gave her your keys to take your car. Another driver opens the door to her car and waits for you to take a seat. Keigo always sent women drivers, he wanted to make sure you’re as comfortable as possible.

The drive is about thirty minutes, you cross half the city before you finally come to a stop. The driver opens your door for you and hands your bags to another attendant, who leads you inside the building. Before following you look up and see a giant modern mansion standing between a thick brush of trees.

Toy had no ides that city had forests like this, or houses this big either. The attendant guides you up the stairs to the front door, ringing the doorbell for you.

A few moments later you hear footsteps approach the door and the fluttering of wings. The door opens and hawk stands there, looking sweaty and somewhat tired. He leans against the doorway and smiles. He’s wearing a button up that’s revealing a lot of his muscled chest, and a loose tie hangs from his neck. Beads of sweat falls down his face and neck, lit by the dim light of his entryway.

“Ah thank you Kiyoko, I’ll text you again if I need your services. Have a good night.” He smiles and she bows, hands him your bags, and retreats back down the stairs to her car.

He stands up straight and opens up the door for you to enter. “Sorry im such a mess, I just got off a patrol. Let mr just take a quick shower.”

“Oh yeah of course! Take your time Kei’ I don’t mind at all.” You smile and he leads you Through the grand foyer and to the living room. It has a cough that’s built into the floor so you have to step down into it. In front of it is a large screen and to your left the entire walk is clear, allowing you to look straight out at the forest. The sun has already set so there’s not much to see.

“Make yourself at home, I have a mini fridge stocked with drinks and a bar filled with liquor.” He heads off down the hall and you hear a door shut in the distance.

Taking his advice you make yourself a nice tall glass of gin and tonic and sit back down on the plush couch. Its more like a bed than anything but it is comfy as hell.

The remote is laying there so you turn on the television and put on the news for until Keigo comes back. You sip on your drink in the dim light and listen to the anchors drone on and on.

“Today Pro Hero Hawks defeated a gang of dangerous villains terrorizing the west side of the city. Consultant Suzuki Ayaka, do you have anything to say?”

“Thank you, yes I have a few things to say about the events that occurred today. My question is, if they were defeated so easily, why did it take so long for heroes or police to apprehend the gang?”

“Consultant what are you implying?”

“Its well known that our police and our heroes can be corrupt at times. We’re waiting for comment from the Chief of Police and all agencies who have jurisdiction here. Some say that individuals that have been effected by the gang plan to sue all partied involved for allowing this to happen.”

“Well so far the Chief of Police has given no comment except ‘we are doing everything in our power to investigate why this was never taken care of soon. As the new chief of police I promise to ensure the public’s safety at all costs.’”

“I was thinking we could watch Nightmare on Elm Street?” You jump forward when you hear the voice behind you, almost spilling your drinking.

“Damnit Kei’! I almost spilled my drink!” You turn around and frown at your unapologetic friend sitting on the ground.

He slides down onto the couch, grabbing his drink and sliding down next to you.

“How did you make a drink and I didn’t notice?” You ask while staring dumbly at his glass.

He chuckles and picks up the remote, searching up the movie he suggested. “I wouldnt be a pro if I couldn’t even be sneaky, duh.”

You sigh and flop down next to him, but angling so you can throw your legs over his. “Whatever, turn on the movie so I can watch you get scared!”

He rolls his eyes, “As if, you’ll be shaking by the end of the movie. Don’t complain to me when you have nightmares!”

He turns on the movie which you’ve seen so many times that you’re immune to every scare. You don’t notice it but Keigo gets frustrated when you don’t even blink at any of the scares. He offers to refill your drink and you oblige. While grabbing gin he pauses, eyeing a drawer in the bar. He could easily slip something in your drink but he promised himself he would give you a chance first.

He finished topping off both your drinks and sits back down with you. You take a long drink and lay back further, feeling the tipsiness setting in. He turns the movie back on but you can tell something is bother him.

“Kei’, is something wrong?” You ask, taking another sip of your drink.

He pauses and turns to face you. “I need to ask you something.”

You nod, “Of course, what’s the matter Kei’?”

He lets out a sharp breath and nods, he locks onto your gaze with his vibrant eyes. “Do you truly not have any feelings for me?”

No of course not. He’s your best friend and and that’s how you wanted it. Right? Well you couldn’t say he isnt handsome…

You sit up to face him better and set your drink aside, “Kei’… you know I love you. I can’t say im in love with you though. My career is support important to me right now and i don’t want to mess it up. Especially not with this big scandal going on.”

His eye twitches but his gentle smile remains on his face, “If you really love me, wont you even give it a chance?” He picks up your hand and pulls you forward some, moving your blanket to kiss from the top of your shoulder down to your hand, kissing ever knuckle on your fingers, and each fingertip.

“Please, I can give you everything you want. All I ask is that you give me a chance, I’ll treat you well.” He begins pressing tiny kisses to your palm and youre frozen, unsure of what to say, feel, or do.

“Keigo.”

He pauses, looking up at your eyes with hope. “Yes dove?”

You take a deep breath, “I love you. And I can’t say that I don’t feel anything for you. Right now is just not a good time for me. Please, find another woman who makes you happy.”

He lets go of your hand and moves closer to you, placing both of his hands on his face and looking down at you, “You make me happy. Please, give me a chance.”

Before you can reply he adds, “Or I can’t help you when they come for you.”

What is going on? Voice now wavering you ask quietly, “Who is coming for me?”

He leans down more so that you can feel his breath on your lips, he whispers. “You made a lot of people mad with what you dug up on them.” His eyes are piercing and while they once provided you comfort now they make you feel uneasy. “You can’t just try to end that many peoples careers and not expect to have a few angry people.” He grips your face tighter, “Be mine and I can protect you.”

Fuck this. You push him off of you and ball up your fists, “I don’t need your protection Keigo! They will be punished to the fullest extent by the law and that’s that!”

He stared at you wide eyed, holding himself up on his elbows and unsure of what to say. Instead of saying anything, he begins to laugh, hysterically. He laughs until he’s almost crying, and once he catches his breath he sputters out, “You dumb bitch! They aren’t coming for your career! Theyre going to murder you after torturing you, dismember you, and throw you in a vat of acid. The law can’t protect you once you’re dead!”

If that was true, then it made nothing different. “I made a promise to protect all citizens of this city at all costs, that includes my life.”

Keigo’s amused expression falls into one that show distain and annoyance. In the blink of an eye youre pinned im the ground, with your hands on either side of your head and your waist straddled.

“You would throw away your life for those pathetic people who can’t even defend themselves? Stop being fucking stupid. Be mine, and youll survive.” He stares down at you intensely, making you squirm.

You weren’t going to betray your promise, “Release me now or I will arrest you for assault of an officer and tampering with police investigations.”

Once again he laughs, his grip on your wrists tightening. “You just don’t get it do you? I tried to be nice and let you come to your senses. I gave you a chance and you stomped on it.”

He leans down, mouth next to your ear and whispers, “The only way I can get you kicked from this case is if you get pregnant. They’d never allow a pregnant woman to work so closely oath dangerous villains. Chances are you’d be put into witness protection and locked away for a long time.”

He licks your ear and trails his tongue down your throat. You shiver at the sensation and writhed at the same time from the pain of your wrists.

“Id rather get you pregnant and keep you though.” He puts both of your wrists in one hand and moves your tank top strap so he can lick circles into your skin. Then he grazes the now cold skin with his teeth, then sinking them in. You groan but he doesn’t budge, sinking his teeth in further until he can taste your sweet blood. He licks at the warm liquid and you grit your teeth.

He removes his canines and his lips travel further down to your collar bones, “Im going to leave bite marks and hickeys all over you…” his tongue focuses on your collar bone, repeating the circular motion. “What kind of police chief would ever show her face with these kinds of marks on her body?”

He clamps down on the skin and begins sucking. At first its bearable but then it begins stinging as he gnaws and sucks on it harshly. Youre sure youre bleeding by the time he’s done. Once he finally unlatches you glance down and sure enough, blood dribbles down your torso from the attack.

He draws lines up and down your tightly fitting tank top for a while before saying, “You didn’t even wear a bra, but youre saying you don’t want me?”

His hand grips the shirt, balling it up and tugging on it, “The whole time your nipples poking out, begging to be sucked.” In one fluid motion he rips your shirt off of your body and tosses it across the room. You whimper and watch as his wings flutter with delight at the sight of your discomfort.

You swallow the building lump in your throat and ask, “Keigo, can we just go back to watching our movie?”

He pauses, finger tips lining the waist band of your leggings. “That’s a great idea dove.”

Relief washes over your body as he lets go of your wrists and climbs off of your body. Though your freedom is short lived, you yelp when youre dragged across the couch, sitting between Keigo’s legs, still bare chested. You quickly push your thighs together which he seems to allow.

He wraps one arm around your waist, hand resting on your thigh. His other hand shoots to your breast before you can cover it up and begins pulling and toying with your nipple. You grip his arm tightly, trying to move it but its as if he’s made of stone.

“Keigo! I don’t want this!” You cry out.

He pinches your nipple tightly and your back arches and you whine, “Oh but youre okay with the loads of men who would use your body before murdering you? Shut the fuck up, use your head for once dove. Obviously you haven’t been using your brain lately.”

He sighs as if disappointed and the arm around your waists moves, his hand delving between your sweatpants and panties. You gasp when he starts to rub at your pussy through your panties, the sensation being embarrassingly erotic.

“Let me think for you from now on. Just sit there and be a pretty dumb dove for me, let me take care of everything okay?”

No not okay! You weren’t going to sit here and be treated like a child by this psycho! You crane your neck and bite the arm that has a hand in your pants. He groans and you bite harder, ignoring the foul taste of blood filling your mouth. Keigo lets go of your. Nipple and wraps a hand around your neck, the sudden jab forcing you to let go and gasp for air.

He grasps your neck firmly and pushes you against the mattress with such speed and strength that it knocks the rest of the air from your lungs. He allows you to breathe momentarily but not long, tightening his grip and depriving you of oxygen.

“Ill only say it once dove, you can either do as I say and be rewarded or keep being a bitch and get punished.

He could do what he wanted, but you were going to put up a fight. He releases your airway to speak and after catching your breath you decide to answer him. You spit on his face and he stares at you, unmoving.

“If you want to be a dumb bitch, then I’ll treat you like one.” He sits back again, thus time giving you no time to even hope for it to end. He drags you onto his lap by the roots of your hair, forcing your head to be buried into the pillows and couch, and ass on his knee and up in the air.

“You could have avoided this dove. I know you have a brain, just try using it once.” He grabs your pants by the waistband in the back and pulls them down until they reveal your lacy thong and upper thighs.

You try to sit up to get away but a hand grabs your cheek and pulls them apart, unleashing a hard slap to your pussy. You cry out and collapse, feeling tears form at the corners of your eyes.

“I know my dumb dove can count. Count every spank for me or we’ll have to start over okay?” Before you can say yes or no to him he delivers another heavy slap but this time to your ass.

You yelp and he waits a moment for you to say something, all he states is, “Restart”

He spanks you over and over and you continue to disobey him despite the sting of your ass and pussy. Finally he sighs, seeming to have given up.

“Oh this wont do at all dove. Can you try to listen to me just once?” He leans over, pulling down a compartment on the side of the couch. You try to wiggle away but a hand holds you in place firmly with a grip on your ass.

He pulls out a few items and returns his attention to your rear. “Im not a monster so I’ll help you prepare.”

Unsure of what he means, he decides to show you. He leans down and with two hands he spread your ass cheeks. You reach back to push his head but again he doesn’t move.

You hear him spit and something wet lands on your tight hole. He sits back up and you plead with him not to do anything while he stares at you with a wicked smile. “Don’t worry little dove. Youll learn that this is for your own good.”

He reaches for something and soon after you feel something cold press against you. Its so cold it sends a shiver down your spine. “This one sits in a freezer for a while to make it cold, its glass!”

Without any other explanation he presses something inside of you. You whimper at the sudden stretch but don’t find it in you to fight back. He presses it in a little further and the cold glass causes goosebumps to bloom on your skin.

As he keeps pushing it in, you realize he’s pushing in balls one by one. You can’t help but sob, covering your face with your hands. You can’t believe something so embarrassing is happening to you right now.

You count five balls before he finally stops pushing. “When I spank you, you count. Okay?”

You weakly nod and he hums contentedly. His hand raises up to deliver a body shaking slap to your ass. You bite your lip so you don’t scream and weakly call out, “One…”

Seeming happy with your response he does it again. The harder he slaps the more the cold balls press against your walls and its somewhat arousing.

You reach five before he stops, and begins to yank on the chain of the balls. “Does it feel good little dove? The anal beads stretching your tiny hole?”

He pulls and one pops out, you groan almost missing the feeling of it being inside. Though you don’t have to wish for long for him to put it back. He pushes the ball back inside. This time, he pushes another in. Now the balls are getting bigger and stretching you out wider. Reaching deep inside of you making you wet at the thought.

“There’s one more dove, im gonna push it in.” This ball is the biggest on the chain. He begins pushing it but your abused and sore hole resists. He ignores your whimpers and with one last push he forces it inside of you. The pain is like a searing fire but the cold balls soothe it in return.

All that’s sticking out of you is the end of the chain with a hook, and inside of you are 10 ice-cold balls stretching you out. He sits back up for the last time. He delivers another hard slap to your ass and with the way the balls move inside of you, you can’t help but scream, “Six!”

He tugs on the chain a little, eliciting moans from your weak form. He holds the chain up with one hand and with his other delivers a slap to your pussy and asshole. You cry out in ecstasy when you feel the balls shift so suddenly and call for 7.

He continues slapping that same are for the last three and you are completely drained without even having had needed to move. He rolls you onto your back and playfully tugs at the ring protruding from your ass. “While I love this ring, I want you to see what else I got for you.”

He rummages behind him and you crane your neck up slightly to look. “I would love to fill up all your holes im afraid I might break you if I do.” He pulls something out and your focus your teary eyes on it.

Its a thick six inch dildo… with a hilt and tail connected to the end. “I thought it would be so cute if you dressed up like a little kitty dove.” He pauses as he gets a grip on the ring, “well, I guess I should start calling you kitten. Just for now though.”

In one motion he pulls all of the beads from your body, leaving you shaking and now uncomfortably empty. He throws the chain to the side and lines up the new toy with your hole. He pushes it inside slowly, seeming to admire watching your asshole swallow it up.

“Wow~ look at my dumb kitty taking her punishment so well.” You begin squirming once the hilt begins pressing at your hole. “Come on, relax, that way you can enjoy it more.”

You try your best to follow his instruction and finally the entire dildo slips in, lodging in place, surely not to come out without force.

He smiles and runs his hand over the faux tail, “It looks so good. Im so happy I got you the matching set!”

A set? What exactly did he plan to do to you in this fucked up game of dress up?

He holds something up in front of your face, a collar with your name embroidered on it, and ring so it can be pulled tight with a leash, he quickly wraps it around your neck and clicks the latch. “I knew this color would look great on you kitten! It matches my wings.”

You examine the color of the tail attached to the dildo and realize it does. How long had he been thinking about this? You don’t want to even think about it.

To go with the collar he pulls out a matching leash, quickly clipping it onto the ring snd gives it a good tug.

“Oh you look so pretty my dumb kitty.” He reaches behind himself one last time. Something he sets down next to him and you aren’t able to see what it is.

He leans forward, showing you his final addition to the look. A head band with cat ears on it, matching the rest of the set in color. He places it on top of your head and smiles. What have you been reduced to? A doll for a grown man to play with endlessly? So humiliating, dehumanizing.

He pouts, “Whats wrong kitten? I hate when youre sad.”

You scoff, “Do you? Youre making me sad right now!”

He tuts and shakes his head, “No I dont make you sad, youre just throwing a tantrum because youre not getting your way.”

Throwing a tantrum? Thats what he calls this? Infantilizing you as if youre an idiot and not an intelligent officer of the law. Ignoring all the soreness of your body, you lunge forward at him, hands in front to gouge his eyes out.

As quick as you had been, it was simply not quick enough. He pushes your hands down into the bed and with his other hand reveals his last item. A pair of handcuffs… except it has four cuffs attached.

You kick him in his side as hard you can and while it doesnt seem to be hurting him it does seem to be annoying him. You throw your head forward and bite down on his wrist, hoping to stun him slightly. Instead he smacks your ass hard and you yelp in pain. The way you cry out almost makes you sound like a cat, how degrading.

He lifts you in the air by one wrist? Using his other hand to secure the first handcuff. He drops you down on the couch and lifts you by your other wrist, repeating his action. You remain unsure of what hes going to do with the other two cuffs.

He pulls your hands down to your groin and flips you onto your stomach. With one hand securing your hands position, he raises your butt in the air with his other. He presses his hard boner against your wet pussy and you fight the urge to grind back onto him for friction.

He now removes his hands and begins cuffing your ankles, pulling your knees up to your chest so he could easily fuck you in any position. He loosens it enough so you can sit with your knees back and push your ass in the air.

“I was going to be kind and give you the chance to be good but you attacked before I could even offer. Now im not going to explain to what im going to do.” He finally unzipped his pants, and pulls his boxers down to expose his dick being painfully held back by his briefs.

He pulls his twitching cock from his briefs and presses the end against your plug. You cry out and your legs begin to shake. You had been on the verge of orgasm for so long that your body is desperate for touch.

He finishes messing with your plug, and drops the head of his dick to your pussy. He rubs it up and down, collecting the slick juices from your folds. “Oh kitten, your tummy is going to be so cute and chubby after this!”

He shoves the first two inches of himself inside you and your body spasms around him. Why was he so thick? “When I dump my seed straight into your womb, youre gonna want it everyday.” He continues pressing in further and all you can do is sit with your ass in the air and cry.

Hes about six inches deep when you feel something much wider than the rest of his dick press at your hole. What the hell is that thing?

“Oh that kitten? Its gonna go inside of you too.” He begins pumping in and out, stopping at the knot of his dick. “And once I cum inside of you, its gonna get big, and keep you locked to my body for a bit.” He begins pressing at the tail plug again, “so I can properly breed you.”

He is dead serious about getting you pregnant. This is bad. Hes right, everything he said will happen is going to happen if you get pregnant. In reality though, there’s nothing you can do but let him… breed you.

Somehow Keigo sensed your will crumbling away, and it turned him on more. He begins pounding hard into your hole, each time making it clear he’s trying to stuff his knot in you. You moan and cry and beg and plea until the pleasure of him now sliding the plug in and out of you and him trying to claim you leaves you a blubbering mess.

He leans over your back, making you realize just how small you are in comparison to him. He latches his teeth onto your shoulder, one hand begins playing with your nipple and the other hand plays with your clit as he pounds away in you.

Finally the knot begins slipping in. Each time it gets even the slightest bit closer, you can feel it pressing into your cervix. There’s a weird sensation you’ve never felt before, your cervix sliding open every time Keigo’s dick penetrates it. It’s as if Keigo now completely owns and controls your body now. Youre nothing but a fuck toy and soon to be cum dumpster.

With one hard thrust his knot slips in completely. It adds another 3-4 inches and has slipped completely through your cervix and straight into your womb. He fucks you harder, making your hips sore and knees weak.

“Oh dove I can’t wait to see you pregnant with our chicks.” Drool begins pouring from your mouth as your pussy throbs around him, and organs wracking your body uncontrollably. Youre no longer holding yourself up, youre being held up solely by his dick.

Keigo continues rubbing circles into your clit and continues pinching and pulling at your nipple. His tongue glides over your skin to collect the blood that he’s drawn with his teeth. His thrusts speed begin to match that of a jack-hammers and you can tell he’s about to release inside of you. His veins pulse inside of you the knot begins to grow. The sudden increase in size sends your body into another frantic orgasm. Your entire body trembles, but even if he wanted to stop he couldn’t now, he’s locked in place.

Suddenly hot semen shoots from his cock, fulling up your womb directly. The heat causes another now shameless orgasm as you scream words that resemble the pro hero’s name.

Keigo lets out a gutteral growl as he finishes ejecting his hot seed. Quickly he removes the lock that connects your ankle cuffs to your wrist cuffs.

He lays down with you in front of him, not so gently, as he’s still lodged inside of you. Being thrown around like a rag doll had never been something you thought you might start to like.

Breaking the silence, he whispers sinisterly, “You might want to get comfortable for this.”

There’s more? Youre not sure your body can handle another surprise before completely giving out. You feel something thick stretch past your walls from inside of his dick.

Your whimper and he wraps an arm around you, shoving two fingers in your mouth for you to suck. Hoping to relieve this weird pain but strange pleasure, you would do anything. You suck on his fingers and tears finally fall from your eyes.

He flinches as something pushes out of his tip. It pushes him back slightly. Something hard but almost slimy sits at the entrance of your your cervix. Keigo’s knot now pushing at your entrance, this time to leave. And then you feel the sensation again, and again, and again. It was exactly 9 times you felt the sensation.

His knot is far out of you now, his tip just barely penetrating your entrance. For the Gand finally his dick twitches and shoots a few more hot ropes of his cum inside of you, coating all of the eggs. This sends you into your last mind shattering orgasm. Your mind goes almost completely blank and your body stills. He finished only after semen has begun spilling from between your legs. Finally he pulls away and moves so that his dick is just pressed against your butt.

“How many eggs did you count dove?” He asks in an infantalizing way.

“9. I counted 9.” You answer obediently.

He nods and presses his nose into your hair, giving it a good whiff. “Look how big your belly is dove.”

You look down at your belly and examine it. He’s right, its much larger than before. It looks like you could be 3 months pregnant.

“My belly is very big.” You retort.

He pulls you in closer with one arm around your waist and another hand gripping your boob. “Isnt this nice dove? Will you be mine?”

That’s the only reasonable step forward your brain can think of right now. Why would you want anything other than that? “Yes Kei’. Ill be yours.”

[chaotic-on-main]

ok i didnt know the best way to do this so here you go lol. ty for even doing this ;-; i probably gave more than you needed aha.

personal color scheme:

i'm a hoe for purple pastel colors uwu

specific aesthetic:

guess a minimalist pastel soft aesthetic? ngl i had to look up different types of aesthetics lmaoooo im so out of touch with reality

general outlook on life:

tbh i'm pretty nihilistic and am a heavy believer of the heat death of the universe, but that's why we should appreciate what little time we do have :)

favorite shows/animes/books/manga:

aot (obvs), bungo stray dogs, code geass, witcher, i like video games too (world of warcraft, fallout 4, skyrim)

your favorite characters from said things above (and if you're able to, explain what draws them to you):

aot: levi (because i thirst but also because he's such a complex character that's gone through so much shit yet still turns out the way he is and i love him sm i a;ldk fj;laksjfd)

bungo stray dogs: dazai (similar reasons to levi although he's much more morally gray), chuuya (because he's pretty <3 also similar to levi and is badass)

code geass: lelouch (bc jun fukuyama is a god in the va world)

witcher: geralt (because I thirst, plus i love reluctant dad figures)

general likes:

levi, coffee, gaming, writing, cats, being stoned

general dislikes:

zeke jaeger (baka vibes), superficial shit, most people, politics, macho man vibes, most republicans (lol)

hobbies:

writing, gif making, playing piano, gaming

astrological sign and or MBTI:

i've taken the MBTI a million times, with the most recent rendition as ISTJ-T, i'm also a gemini :)

the season, time of day, type of land or body of water, and weather you associate yourself with:

fall, sunset, oceans, idk for weather type lol

niche interests:

space, psychoanalyzing traumatized characters :], was into greek mythology for a bit

things specific to you and your life that you want represented visually:

gaming-related stuff, coffee, i try to channel mental health positivity vibes but idk how that would be represented lmaoo

5 words or phrases that you feel explains who you are as a person:

chaotic (adhd-vibes), somehow able to read people's energy's/moods to an annoying amount, the type thats shy as fuck until i get to know you, always thirsting, partner also just said im stubborn as fuck lol

ALSO I like to do this thing where I add in something incredibly specific to you, like the most specific thing you can think about:

uhhhhh i guess add in something semi-colon related? tmi but mental health recovery is a huge part of my life so i have like 3-4 tattoos that are semi-colon themed (maybe you can help me generate another tattoo idea lmao)

If I feel like I need a little more, please be okay with me DMing you! I want to make sure everything is perfect:

you can also dm me anyway, i'm trying to make friends and its hard

I GOTCHU.

I had so much fun making this one laksjdf the colors are so damn pretty!! I hope you like it! Normally they're a little more layered and messy but I went for a more simple, minimalist look. Also the background was too pretty, it had to show.

@humanitys-strongest-bamf

☆ As always, if y'all are curious in what I’m doing with my spare time, you can go here! My game is open!! ☆

[allmightyscroll-swag]

grabbing you by the shoulders and not letting go

SO SO SO!! I will talk more about the straw doll burning, aka Palenie Marzanny (burning (of) Marzanna/Morana)

Marzanna, (or depending on the Slavic country something similar to Mara or Morena, with spelling differences) was traditionally a Slavic goddess of death, cold, and winter. According to Slavic rites her death, and by extension the death of winter, signaled the rebirth of spring!

This is probably where the burning of a Marzanna effigy came from, because the tradition happens on the spring equinox (March 20-21 I believe?) and what happens nowadays is a group of school kids, local people or both make a doll of Marzanna out of straw-

[picture taken from Wikipedia]

- like above, and they take it down to the nearest river/lake. Then, it's either set on fire or its clothes get thorn, and it's promptly thrown into the river/lake. Sometimes smaller dolls are also thrown in as well!

In my specific experience we set it on fire, let it burn for a few moments while we sang songs, and then it was thrown into the local river :D fun times.

Also can I just?? Talk about traditional polish clothing for a second ?? Because I think it'd absolutely beautiful and each of Polands regions or voivodships has its own unique design BUT it's super uncommon for people to dress like that anymore and it hurts me to my core.

LIKE???

[Łowicz ↑]

[ Mazowsze↑]

[Kujawy↑]

[ Kraków and Nowy Sącz ↑]

I WANT TO WEAR THAT. I REALLY DO IT'S JUST SO PRETTY YKNOW ???? AND IM BARELY SCRAPING THE SURFACE OF THESE DESIGNS BECAUSE THERE ARE HUNDREDS!!!! HUNDREDS OF THEM!!!

Cities, regions, communes all can have multiple unique designs under their name and it's so beautiful and unique and charming and it pains me every day that I can't wear them at least once. We even have Highlander clothing !!! AND THAT'S SO COOL!!!!

Okay one more thing I want to bring up is less tradition and just a fond thing for me.

There's a dance called Belgijka in Poland, (literally Belgian dance cause that's where its from) that where I lived was a staple of any party or event. You can't go to something like prom and not dance the Belgijka. And I LOVE the dance. I danced it a few times in middle school, both in formal events and just for fun. Same with high school - it could be a Christmas Eve celebration and we'd be attempting to dance it in a crammed classroom it was great.

This is the song used; and the dance is basically about dancing in a circle in rhythm in pairs of two, turning around and twirling and side stepping your partner and many other things. Here's a YouTube video for more clarity.

I have very fond memories of it; people overstepping and bumping into each other, people getting confused and messing up the portion where people change positions, or people getting lost when the partners changed. Dancing with your friends and laughing about it and maybe even dragging others to dance with you. It always accompanied good vibes and for my anemic ass shortness of breath and feeling like I'm gonna die but like, in good fun.

Thanks for letting me ramble :DDD

for ask game 43, 56 and 33

33. most used phrase in your phone?

the word "like" probably

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Hoodie or jean jacket ....

56. favorite tradition?

Hmmm. Depends, do you mean my native country traditions? Cause if so then it's either the one where we make a doll out of straw, burn it and throw it into the river (got to do that in middle school and it was fun); or the one where people make things out of wheat or straw (they 're called "Palenie Marzanny" and "Dożynki" respectively. I really like talking about Polish traditions)

[dreamsfreckles]

[8:34p.m.] High Hopes

~

Dream x reader

Suggestive, fluff

Dre being nervous hehe - enjoy!

“Dream...” Sapnap sighed into the phone for the upteenth time. “Just chill. Go with the flow.” Dream runs a hand through his hair stressfully, his phone held up to his right ear. “But I don’t know what to expect!” He growls in a hushed voice. “Whatever happens... Just don’t have a bad reaction.” Sapnap simplifies. “I think you’re over thinking this man, you’re probably just going to end up playing minecraft or something.” Dream sighs at his friend’s lack of good advice. “You are no help.” He groans.

Dream was sat in your bedroom, alone. You had departed from him to take a shower.

Why was Dream panicking you ask? Before you left for your shower, you may or may not have made a suggestive remark about what you were going to “do to him” once you were finished cleaning yourself up; successfully leaving Dream as a flustered mess.

You and Dream had a flirtatious friendship. This was driving him insane.

It could’ve been an accidental innuendo...

But it also could’ve meant something that is successfully making Dream’s hopes go WAY up.

“Isn’t it a little rude to leave your guest alone to take a shower?” Dream laughs nervously at Sapnap’s question, raising his arm up to rub the back of his neck. “Well..” Dream begins. “I kind of, accidentally, might’ve been the reason why she needed one in the first place..?” Dream mumbled, sounding more like a question. Sapnap’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion. He was too scared to ask what the hell Dream did. Thankfully, before Sapnap had the chance to speak, Dream began to explain.

“Okay, so, she was telling me about this one time, when Tommy called her to try and get her to be one of the embassadors of L’Manburg, and when Tommy didn’t get the answer from her that he wanted, he tried to bribe her with Tubbo’s stress relievers. This didn’t work, however, so he called Tubbo over to see if he could convince her; which was a smart move because she LOVES Tubbo. But anyway, Tubbo turned into “Big Law” and started using his Tubboat tactics to win her over and it worked. So I started laughing and then she started laughing and then that made me laugh even more because she has a very contagious laugh. And then I accidentally knocked her whiteclaw over with my elbow, and it spilled all over her lap.” Dream finished.

Sapnap immediately burst out laughing. “You-” Sapnap couldn’t contain his laughter, not being able to form coherent sentences. Dream began giggling himself, only to instantly sober up once he heard the shower turn off in the next room over. “Shit, Sapnap, I heard the shower turn off, she’s coming.” Dream stands up, panicking, not knowing what to do with himself. “Dream, weren’t you the one making fun of me for not knowing how to deal with girls? You were so cocky, but look at you now.” He pauses with a smirk. “Pussy.” Dream rolls his eyes at his so-called ‘friend.’ “Stop being an idiot.” He glares. “She’s different from the other girls I’ve known. She’s... weird.” Sapnap face shifted into a poker face. “You do realize what you sound like right now, right?” Dream facepalms. “She isn’t a dumbass Sapnap. I really don’t know how to do shit with her becuase it’s so different compared to everyone else. I can’t explain it.” Every time you and Dream are together, he feels like the best version of himself. You always have a new adventure for him to look forward to. Plus you were hot as shit and He had a MASSIVE crush on you. “It’s so weird Sapnap, its like I’ve never had a good time in my life until I met her.” Sapnap smiled in disbelief at his friend’s words. “You, Dream,” he continued. “are a simp.” Before Dream could snap back at Sapnap, the handle of your bedroom door jiggled, signaling that you were about to come in. Dream immediately ends the call with Sapnap and throws his phone on your bed in a panic.

Slauntering into your bedroom, freshly showered and dressed in one of Dream’s smile hoodies with some comfy shorts, you look up at Dream who was awkwardly standing in the middle of the room. “You good?” You start. “It looks like I just missed catching you in the act of something forbidden...” you suspect. Dream quickly shakes his head. “No! You just surprised me..” he half lies. You narrow your eyes at him, looking for any sign of dishonesty. Dream averts his eyes to the merch you’re wearing, starting to become smug with your choice of clothing. “Nice outfit.” He smirks. You let out a laugh and roll your eyes, already forgetting his weird vibes from when you first entered the room. “I won’t lie, this sweatshirt is one of my favorites.” You smile down at your hoodie, stuffing your hands in the pocket on the front. The hoodie was twice your size, giving you max comfort. Dream liked how it looked on you, it was almost like you were wearing HIS sweatshirt.

Yes, technically it is HIS merch, but it’s not actually HIS hoodie. He wanted to see you in one of his actual hoodies that he wears on a day to day basis. It would give him some sort of pride seeing you wearing his clothes. The merch was good enough, for now.

Seeing how Dream was still awkwardly standing, you directed him to sit on the edge of your bed while you sat in your desk chair. You rolled the chair away from the desk and towards the bed to sit across from him. Content with your and his positions infront of each other, you giggle at his nervous looking facial expression.

“You know I’m not mad at you, right?” You laugh.

Dream slowly nods, a little confused. “Yeah...”

“Then why are you acting like I’m going to bite you for spilling the whiteclaw?” You joke.

Dream laughs nervously. Oh. He didn’t really connect that the comment you made earlier could be because of the spill incident. “I don’t know...” he replies shyly.

“Well, chillax then.” You giggle, swatting his knee with your hand.

Dream scoffs playfully at your terminology. “Chillax?Chill and relax? Really?” You stare at him with a challenging look. “You are such a hypocrite. You have weird words too!” You retort. Dream lets out a hearty wheeze at your defense. “Like what?” He questions. Your brain short-circuts and you suddenly have no comebacks. “Uh..” you try to think of something, but ultimately have nothing. “Well!” You try to spit something out. “At least I didn’t vote for a stupid squid to be added to minecraft!” You clap back. Dream rolls his eyes playfully. “Oh, come on. That was the worst comeback I’ve ever heard come from you.” You cross your arms in defeat. “Today is an off day, your highness. I had a whiteclaw foolishly spilled all over my lap.” Dream groans in embarrassment. “I said I was sorry like a million times!” He retaliates, hunching over and covering his face with both of his hands. “I know.” You sigh, content with his reaction. “So,” you start. “What do you want to do now?” You ask him. Dream darts his head up to you from his hunched position, inwardly getting too excited for his own good.

...Then Dream realizes that your statement earlier about what you were “going to do to him” was probably a joking threat from the whiteclaw spillage. His face heats up from the memory. He can be so dumb sometimes. “Uh... I don’t know. What do you want to do?” He peers at you, lost of any hope he had before.

You smirk at him with mischief. You knew what you said earlier. You wanted to see if he would get riled up. News flash: he did.

“Hmmm..” you hum aloud, giving him a look that would make his knees buckle if he was standing up. “I have an idea of what we could do...” you stood softly from your chair and stepped closer to him, causing him to look up at you from the edge of the bed.

I guess you could say Dream was fucked right about now.

Literally

IM JOKING

LOL HOPE YOU ENJOYED

Made this one very suggestive lol, I thought it would be funny

Sorry for any typos! This sat in my drafts for a while, I didn’t know where to take it hehe

[faeodum]

okay i just saw love and thunder and i need to get some things out. spoilers alert yk the drill

first of all i’ve said this in the tags a couple reblogs back but MY GOD don’t go see this movie if you want to see an action movie or worst a serious movie. this is not what this is. idk about you, but when i’m considering paying 15 bucks to see a movie i kinda want to know what i need to be looking forward to and L&T gave exactly what it said: an unserious, ridiculous, weird, corny ass lovecom that will allow you to turn your brain off for a little less than two hours and have fun

literally they described the plot as “imagine if you put a bunch of kids in the writers room, asked what they wanted to see in a thor movie, and then said yes to everything” and that’s what we got! why are you having a fit on twitter!!!!!!

ANYWAYS besides that it was really fun!! the room i was in was very open to the corny kiwi humor, everyone was laughing the whole time and even when it got cringey it was more funny than annoying and we all had a great time (im thinking of the “fake bad acting” choice in the directing but again i’m familiar with taika’s work so it didn’t bother me but some might find it upsetting)

AGAINNN its not the height of cinema and its not supposed to be. would i have liked more character development for val? yes absolutely this was my main hope so im a bit disappointed. but also i understand that there are more thor movies coming up and this one was about thor and jane and bringing closure to what we knew had been a serious/long-term relationship that just?? ended off screen suddenly. so i am hoping val is getting that next time and im not too worried about it

though you can’t take this away from waititi: the movie was really fucking pretty (yes ik a few wonky green screens but even actively looking for them i barely noticed besides the War Baby Flashback)

like hello the second face-off with the villain was insane???? christian bale is a crazy talented actor and i loved the video game-ish vibes it had (although ik my friend was kinda put off by it) but it was actually one of my favorite scenes

actually yk what the thematic of love was refreshing as hell… the fact that the antagonist had it against selfish and unresponsive gods rang with me and it was nice to see thor acknowledging that although he had very much been like that, he’s working on himself to be better

choosing to admit you’re defeated and just choose to pass ur last moment with your loved ones rather than fighting a loosing battle? how the movie treats important and heavy themes such as a loved one fighting a deadly illness, wanting the best for them and yet NEVER making choices for them… choosing love over hate always

again some people have HATED the last scene but guys? although i was not expecting it, it actually makes sm sense for thor. all he’s ever wanted was to take care of smn/someone, but the position he was given (crown prince then king) was just too much pressure on him and he just knew too well how utterly unfit he was for the job, and well although he could have grown into it, it was just not in the cards for him with the whole thanos disaster/ensuing depression

with this new development, he gets that AND stops this long cycle of loneliness and self-doubt he’s had going on for literal years. here he can’t doubt that he’s loved and needed, cause he now has a literal child in his custody that very definitely both loves and needs him and he CANNOT doubt that and thats so good for him and his confidence i think. also that single interaction was so fucking cute and natural are you kidding me??????

bonus points for the fact that it also allows him to grieve in a more healthy way because again, he can’t take care of a kid if he can’t take care of himself. no more brusso brothers alcoholism bs we’re in a healthy household now!

we knew it but val’s sexuality was confirmed and so were gay rock dads (squared)!!! and it felt damn good since last time we got that was with phastos which made me tear up a bit in eternals lmao

still laughing thinking about the gd goats

THIS WAS A MOVIE FOR KIDS!!!!! and that was so wholesome. yeah it’s a movie for kids and by kids too since the actors’ kids were all included both in the writing and monsters designing process (and featured in the movie too!) and i think it’s great that little kids out there can watch this movie and go huh i too can be a hero! it’s alright if i’m scared and it’s normal but i can do anything! and thats what heroes comics are about babeyyyy

might be repeating myself here but gd yall threw a fit because marvel was boring and yall wanted smn different and now you’re like “TOO DIFFERENT TOO DIFFERENT!!!” like pls go touch some grass its a fucking marvel movie it couldn’t be LESS deep

if, again, the movie was all about lame jokes, when it got to heavy scenes it did it very well. a few people got choked up during the final showdown and the scene just before it. and i think it takes talent to have people switch from hilarity to sad tears so organically

unfortunately the after credits scenes did not do it for me. although the prospect of bringing in greek mythology is cool ig, after seeing so many cool looking gods in that one scene i was like 1) zeus could have stayed dead actually 2) hercules is not the most exciting option but again? benefit of the doubt…lets see whats gonna happen…… also pretty sure the second post-cred was just waititi being like ‘aw fuck they killed heimdall? >:(( fuck that hey idris mate get ur ass on set’ bc it served nothing lmao but hey! not complaining about seeing heimdall one last time!

anyways yes thats about it for now!!! might add some later if something comes to mind but otherwise i’ll resume this with: if you have two hours and 10 bucks to kill, go switch off ur brain and watch thor love and thunder

[deadontheinsidebut]

Hi angel!! I just wanted to say that I just found you today and I think you’re really talented! But I was wondering if I could have hc’s for suga, oikawa, and kuroo where you’re best friends with them but one day you wake up with them in your bed and ur like wait we just had a one night stand 😳. I hope this is okay and if you aren’t comfortable writing this I def understand!! Thank you!! 💞

HI ANON!!! That’s literally so nice of you wtf😳✨💗 Im sending you all the positive vibes and I’m hoping you have a wonderful day/night. 😌💗✨💗✨💗

— Waking up from a one night stand w/ Suga, Oikawa, and Kuroo

a/n: all the characters are aged up!! And there are mentions of alcohol and protective friends and siblings but it’s all cute and fun :))

—Sugawara Koshi

The two of you met in high school and immediately hit it off when you decided to become the manager for Karasuno’s volleyball team

Together, you, Daichi, and Suga formed the parent trio and looked over your little crows with pure dedication

But you and Suga had always been a little closer than the rest with your hidden sassiness and love for everyone around you

So five years after your graduation, it’s not a surprise that you two have managed to keep the bond alive

It’s been a long night at the karaoke bar with you crying over your ex dumping you and Suga doing everything in his power to comfort you

You’re definitely not in the best mindset right now as you sing your heart out to the boy who broke your heart and take shot after shot with your bestfriend

The sloshing of the alcohol in your stomach is burning and Suga tries his best to keep the two of you afloat as he calls an Uber

But he’s so out of it that he forgets your address??? So you two just end up at his house??? And the night is now fair game

You wake up with a killer headache and the smell of pancakes in the room next door

The clothes you’re wearing looks nothing like the ones from last night

Instead, you’re wearing an oversized gray sweater that smells like warm vanilla and laundry detergent

You step out of the strange bed only to notice the framed picture of you and Suga on his desk and you immediately knew where you were

As you make your way through the familiar hallway to the kitchen, you groan and whimper from the pain in your head

Suga is standing there in his pjs making breakfast??

And you stand there in shock as he turns his head to you and ask if you had a good sleep

You’re sputtering as you ask him why you’re here and what happened

And he sheepishly starts to explain the situation and how you two had ended up getting it on while drunk as hell

So you’re sitting on his chair trying to process the night as he serves you the pancakes and you go “what the actual fuck???”

You two eat breakfast in confused silence until you choke on a piece of the pancake and Suga is rushing to get you water and you two are laughing at how awkward you are

The laughing eases the tension and you two are back to just talking and teasing. He starts to apologize for last night but you reassure him that it’s definitely something to cross off the bucket list

And who knows; maybe it’s something you might want to happen twice

—Oikawa Tooru

You’re Iwaizumi’s little sister and you’ve known Oikawa since you were children

You were always by his side and watching every game of his up until he left for Brazil to pursue his dreams of volleyball

You’ve always had a crush on him and your friendship has always been strong, but maybe a future with him was too much to hope for?

Until he came to visit

You two were catching up at a local bar and laughing as if you had never been separated at all

He begins to order drinks for you and you start to blush at his familiar chivalry

You two have basically caught up on everything when you start to feel your eyes droop and your body lose its normal functions

Surprisingly, even Oikawa is a lightweight and almost passes out until he feels you tug at his sleeve and he mans up just enough to call you both a taxi to his hotel room

The smell of alcohol on Oikawa’s breath was the last thing you remembered before your eyes drifted shut

You wake up to the blinding light of the sun coming from the windows and peek open an eye to see a tuffle of dark brown hair

‘omfg...’ is all you think before you let out an ear-shattering shriek

Oikawa’s head shoots up and is darting his head side to side before registering your terrified face as you gather the blankets to cover your naked body

“Oh god... Iwa-chan is going to kill me,” Oikawa let’s out before gulping nervously

As you two begin to put together the pieces of last night, you let out a little giggle

Oikawa is actually horrified and is slightly shaking as he asks you what’s so funny

“Isn’t it so funny how I haven’t seen you in over a year and this is the first thing we do when you come back?”

He’s scratching the back of his head and turns a dark shade of red

And that’s when you had a brilliant idea

You pick up the phone and dial Iwaizumi’s number, eagerly awaiting his answer to tell him everything that happened

“Hey y/n, what’s up? You do realize our timezones are hours apart and I should be sleeping right now.”

“OIKAWA AND I HAD S*X!!!” You shout excitedly

You put him on speaker when he didn’t speak for a couple seconds

“YOU AND SHITTYKAWA DID WHAT???”

Oikawa is literally shivering in the corner with no clothes on and you’re roaring with laughter

“THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIS ASS, IM BEATING HIM ALL THE WAY TO ANOTHER PLANET-“

“P-please spare me!” Oikawa interrupts meekly

“But... just tell him to take good care of you since I can’t be there. You hear me shittykawa? Take good care of my little sister. Part of her belongs to you now.”

Oikawa looks from you to the phone and back to you before giving you a firm nod and a “yes sir” to the phone

Well, I guess that’s one way to start a relationship

—Kuroo Tetsurou

You met Kuroo the same time he met Kenma

The three of you went to the same middle school and Kuroo is the reason why you decided to play volleyball

Your job as the libero was full of diving so of course you would go hang out with Kuroo and Kenma full of fresh bruises and scrapes

Kuroo was always super protective of you from the get go and never wanted you to feel any sort of pain so it wasn’t a surprise when he was the first to help you clean up your wounds

He likes to tease you from time to time about how a pretty girl like you shouldn’t be hurting herself like that but has always supported you whenever you lost a game and encouraged you to carry on

So when you decided to go pro after highschool, he was right by your side

And it was even better since he worked with the Japan Volleyball Association

But after a devastating loss against one of the best teams in the league, you were a crying mess in Kuroo’s arms

He held you tighter than he’s ever held you and whispered words of encouragement as you two sat on your bedroom floor

And you two did the regular ritual for a depressing night where you down shot after shot while letting out every worry and doubt you’ve ever had

You were lost in the alcohol and the room was swirling more than you’ve ever experienced

You woke up to a pair of familiar biceps around your body

As you turn your body to face him, you’re met with a sly grin and beaming eyes

“GET OFF OF ME YOU BAFFOON” you cry out as you try to shove the beautiful man off your bed

“That’s not what you were saying last night,” Kuroo responds while cocking a brow

“Oh shut it you Cheshire Cat,” you mumble half-heartedly

He snakes his arm back around you and inhales the sweet scent of your neck before continuing to talk

“You know princess, if I had known you would be this good, I would’ve hit on you a looong time ago.”

You roll your eyes at his comment before surprising him by cuddling him back

“It’s not like I would’ve let you,” you mumble back

You feel him press a soft kiss on your head before holding you even closer

The day after, you two met up with Kenma for dinner and he immediately picked up on your guys’ suspicious behaviour

“You guys had s*x didn’t you,” he deadpans

“KENMA AJAOSNOSKS” was literally your reaction

Kuroo just sat there like a sly kitty cat

“You told him didn’t you?” You basically sneer

“Ah ah ah, a man never kisses and tells. Or in this case, smashes and tells?”

“No y/n, you just happen to smell like trash today so I assumed Kuroo left his mark on you.”

“HEY I’m not trash!” Kuroo barks back with a slight pout on his face

He pulls you closer until you were basically one nose apart

“Although, I don’t mind leaving my mark on you to make sure everyone knows you’re mine.”

Kenma: get me out of here

Taglist:

@janellion @darkdinosaurpeanut @personality-still-downloading

People who may enjoy hcs of their lovers:

@herakosmos @myhaikyuuhq @shrimpyblog @sugacookiies @anianimol @spicyricerice @sstardusty

[i8jisoo]

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 ⇉ skz with pregnant!reader 

changbin x reader | part three of dad!skz

↬ genre; fluff & angst for a lil bit woo

↬ warnings; talk of perinatal depression, cursing, n labor 

↬ notes; changbin babi 🥺  ALSO ITS CHANGBIN DAY WOOO ITS MY BABYS BDAYYYYY SO I HAD TO POST THIS |

u two had just freshly started an official, public relationship

ofc changbin was freaking out while he was chilling in the bathtub behind the curtain so u could pee on the test already

u two were looking at the line coming in, praying that there would be only o n e 😳

slowly the other line comes in, dark blue n clear alongside the other one

“holy fuck—“

“what do we do?” you asked, your voice wavering while setting the test back down

his hands cupped your face, giving u a soft kiss n hugging you

“we got this, we’re having a baby, baby!” he started to joke and yall burst out laughing while crying in the bathroom

the first few months were amazing

ur lil bump sprouted out n u two were so happy about it

changbin is just so attentive and excited about this pregnancy and his first born

u really couldn’t have been better with ur lil family that was starting to become realer with each day

u two r such bullies yall r like

“what happened? ur a softie now binnie!!”

n he’d say shit like, “well at least i don’t pee every hour on the clock!!”

he makes u cry one time n u use that against him everytime u want something bc he feels guilty >:)

cute lil things like asking the baby what they want to eat or talking to it before the bed

(changbin reads the baby goodnight moon one time and ur just so in love like wow 🥺)

he secretly talks to the baby when you sleep every night because hes waiting for when ur little bean will reply back with a kick or a hand

he is W H I P P E D for u n ur baby bump

nursery is already done at five months

he needs all of the boys to come over though to help him figure out the instructions 😳 these are co nfusi ngg

they notice how smiley n giggly he is when he talks about u two and looking at the finished crib hes just so proud

yall r so happy and content with ur baby that was an accident, but u guys are so happy this happened

but something changes within u

changbin notices your lack of interest in the pregnancy during ur sixth month

ur sleeping pattern was off n u would sleep for hours during the day and night

u were very irritable, not wanting changbin to cuddle with u or kiss u like he did everytime he came back from practice :(

u were always unhappy and always so moody, he just wanted u to be happy 🥺

he is so confused and worried ab u, some days ur not eating or some days u don’t even wake up in the mornings like u used to

sometimes— just sometimes he’d come back home to find u in the same spot, asleep

he’s so fucking scared when ur around seven months that he can’t hold it in anymore

“are—are you okay?” he questions u from the doorway, making u stop to look at him in the mirror

ur eyes were cold, setting down the towel u were drying ur hair with and leaving him by himself while heading into ur bedroom

“don’t you dare fucking walk away from me.”

ur s h oo k

he was really nice during the pregnancy everyday, super bubbly and kind so u were shocked to hear his upset tone

“i can and i will, i’ll just go sleep in another fuckin room.” u mumbled, changbin grabbing ur hands and turning u around to face him

u struggle for a bit while ur arguing with him and telling him to let go so u could go to sleep

“stop! i am your boyfriend, i am the only one who is going to care for you like this. i am the only one who is dying, seeing you like this. do you understand? we’ve been through seven months of this together, it was fine for awhile and now you’re fucking turning me away?”

hes shouting at this point, hes just so pissed after three months of not having answers and your attitudes and arguments, he cannot handle it

u start crying

hes quick to hold you, pulling u down to the bed so u don’t have to stand on ur tired feet anymore

“i don’t know what’s wrong with me.” 🥺🥺🥺

he insists u two will find out n u both will get thru this rough patch together

perinatal depression, they diagnosed u

changbin is so upset when he hears the doctors tell u

everything is making sense to him and he’s just so heartbroken he didn’t put two and two together earlier

he takes time off for the time being to make sure ur taking care of urself

hes watching u like a hawk but trying not to make it evident

the first time u ask him for a kiss, he gives u dozens

he hadn't been asked for kisses in so long he was so relieved 🥺

he’s constantly telling u how beautiful u r and talking to ur bump about how they have the best genes and their uncles

this man is a father already it seems

he is ur #1 face mask partner cause he buys the cute ones only because u deserve the cute ones that r ur favorite ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

cooking together is something that happens, not often but every once in awhile he will let u do small things

cut up some lettuce? sure! pour in the soup broth? of course u can! taste test his food? always.

he wants to make sure ur comfortable with him touching u or kissing u or what hes saying

“i love you.” he’s mumbling, quickly placing a kiss against the fabric of one of his own shirts that was worn by u and fit u like a dress still

he then goes up to ur cheek n presses a kiss to it, ur hand cupping his jaw and letting him kiss ur lips >.<

also u guys let out a quiet talk of pregnancy to the public, letting jyp release a notice on changbin’s absence from live-streams and posts with the boys

u two received a lot of positive feedback which changbin let u read the positive ones n loved when u smiled at each one

u were overdue by a week which was the worst, ur back hurt and u had migraines

u also were put on bed-rest for the next week before u could be inducted

u guys waited out the week and u got scheduled for an induction

the labor was really slow which sucked because u just wanted to hold ur baby already :(

rly intimate moments like chan just holding u n rocking u like a baby

u guys are given this position to move the baby down, your knees on the ground so u could kneel against the bed and changbin would hold ur hips n rock them

he just feels so bad he can’t do anything to help u with the pain 🥺

yall kinda vibing with the hospital food (idk bout yall but some food from hospitals smack chile)

“i just want to go home.” :(

u bet ur ass he scoots into ur hospital bed, holding ur hands n u just cry into his shoulder

he feels like his heart is being torn to pieces when he listens to u cry out of pain

his free hands holds your jaw, making u look up at him

“we’re almost done baby, okay? i know it hurts, if i could i would take your pain in a heartbeat. you are incredibly strong and i’m so proud of you. you just need to hang in here for a few more hours, yeah? you think you can do that?”

u give him the weakest smile ever but its better than nothing

u reach 10cm!!!

now the part that wasn’t fun was the pushing :/

u were hurting, u were tired, and u had been promised almost seven times that all u need was one more push but no matter what, it seemed like the baby wasnt budging

“the cord is wrapped around the neck, we need you to stop pushing. okay?”

ur too tired and stopping the pushing sounded good so u did as they said but when they told u they needed to actually reach in and unwrap it ur blood ran cold

u both were worried about how much u could take

u screamed, god it hurt and it felt like hours of them twisting but it was a mere minute

the labor progressed n there it was

“a girl!”

u two are like faucets or waterfalls

shes literally the perfect mixture of u both 🥺

he washed her hair n helped wrap her up in a blanket, giving her over to u for the first time

u both were just in love with her, she was absolutely perfect

he’s obsessed with her, taking in that baby scent, the scent of the light baby shampoo and the bit of baby powder that lingered throughout her onesie

her hair wooooww its so soft n fluffy

her little baby pout and her puffy cheeks

i can see him calling her bunny for awhile as a childhood nickname

he’ll just be like

“oh that’s my bunny!!”

weird look from u but ur heart melts while he bounces her in his arms n gives her some kissies and running his fingers thru her hair

he’s also rly soft, i don’t see him singing but i see him definitely whispering to her about how she’s gonna grow up and have the best life because thats his little girl

“ur gonna have eight uncles, they are crazy but it’s okay. u definitely lucked out on fathers though, i’m pretty good at lullaby's. u did get great genes too, u have a handsome daddy and a gorgeous mommy. we worked really hard on making u, please don’t hurt ur cute little face. u also have a storm coming, there’s a thing called stays, they are gonna adore you, i promise.”

omgomgomgomg jejejejeje im blushing at the thought of this i just adore dad changbin 

u guys may or may not be planning for another but it definitely would happen in a few years

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Hello- Just here to give you this and the translations of it- mAh HeArT-- AM DYING- TOO WHOLESOMEEEEE-

My birthday tends to fall during final exam/project season every year 😔 so I rarely have the time to stop doing schoolwork to relax and celebrate... Being able to hear and read the TWST birthday lines in advance because I know I won’t have time to do it later makes me so happy!! 😭

***Spoilers for the main story and the boys’ birthday lines to the player below the cut!***

bR uH THE rO T hAs GOT mE SO baD RigHT NOW—

THE VOICE LINES ARE SO CUTE 😭 I’M GONNA GIVE MY THOUGHTS ON EVERY SINGLE ONE ESpeCiaLLY J *DE’S AnD ROoK’S—

Riddle - I don’t like sweets too much, so~ I’d rather feed my excess birthday cake to Riddle! That’ll give me way more enjoyment than eating the cake myself.

Trey - I BET YOU PUT OYSTER SAUCE IN THAT “SPECIAL” CAKE

Cater - Seeing as how Cater didn’t have many close friends growing up, the fact that he remembers our birthday and goes out of his way to pick something he knew we’d like is really sweet of him. WEEEEH, Cay-kun 😭 Don’t make me like you, you dummy!!

Ace - If it weren’t for Ace’s good memory, I would definitely think he forgot what day it was and scrambled to act all nonchalant about it.

Deuce - Normally, I would happily accept free food, but when it’s coming from Deuce, I feel like I just bullied a little kid out of their lunch money. I’d probably ask him to buy me somethting cheap, like a juice box or a cookie. You know, spare his wallet.

Leona - Love how Leona just does not give a single fuck 😂 Still salty about the time we made a ruckus while he was trying to sleep, I guess.

Ruggie - hdkabSvsjavssbw He’s so cheeky >_< I’m gonna pinch his face for that—

Jack - This here is the textbook definition of a tsundere response.

Azul - Before I even read Azul’s lines, I just knew there was going to be a catch to his generosity. Turns out, I was right—I just didn’t expect it to be kind of wholesome? He’s investing in us, and that’s like his own way of saying he’s cheering for us to succeed~

Jade - 😳 Omg am I going to get pranked by THE J Leech himself? Am I gonna get a pie or a confetti bomb to my face? Or is the present something so sketchy it can’t be seen in public? Is it a deadly poison? Something super expensive bought with Leech mafia money??????? djaheibsiedjjnooesbjenws ieneoeveoenekeveieeie MY MINd I S LIKE GOing CRazY bRaInstorMING iDeaS HNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This slimy bastard could gift me a packet of ketchup and I’d kiss his feet and cry uncontrollably and thank him for it

Floyd - ☺️ Can you not? Floyd??? Please? A small, quiet celebration is perfectly fine. Also, if you can hook me up with your fine and perfect brother—

Kalim - I’m touched that Kalim’s throwing so much effort into a celebration but????? I’m introverted, so a big, flashy party like that would tire me out in like five minutes. (I’ll just busy myself with eating food to avoid talking to most people!)

Jamil - You poor, overworked man. Just take a break today and share a cup of tea with me, that’s my birthday wish.

Vil - I didn’t expect him to joke about forgetting the date. Ace and Ruggie, yeah, but not Vil. It’s nice to see a playful side to him (e-even though he also went and planned a whole l party st the same time)! I hope Vil gifted me his skincare routine~

Rook - OKAY, OKAY, CALL ME A BABY IF YOU WANT BUT I CRIED WHEN I READ THESE LINES 😭 BRUH ROOK WhY ARe YOu LiKE THIS HoW ArE YoU SO PosiTiVE?????? HOW IS AN UGLY POTATO LIKE ME CONTRIBUTING BEAUTY INTO THIS WORLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M GONNA SLAP SOME sENse INTO YOU I SWEAR i’M IM iMma mmzndnsbaskdbsosjeuvdisndirhfxjevrjrbdoebridlewjheodnxpwjdlrnxoebkdbwksveisnsisiMoeehisnekeie

Epel - I’m the worst at understanding accents, so I’ll just smile and nod. The jam would last me a long time (maybe right up to my next birthday!) since I don’t like too much sweetness on my bread. Mmmm, jam... 🤤

Idia - No, no, Idia... I totally vibe with you. (Social anxiety is fun/s)

Ortho - Alright, Ortho. Give me all those juicy government secrets. Tell me Kalim and Azul’s banking information. What skeletons is Crowley hiding in his closet? Are my TWST theories correct? Is Yana planning a RSA arc—

Malleus - Poor Malleus, thinking he got forgotten yet again... But personally, I wouldn’t be throwing a party anyway. I’m fine with just a casual hangout with my friends to celebrate.

Lilia - Ooh, reinforcement here of super old fairies having a screwed up sense of time. Haha, Lilia sounds like a dad that’s excited that his introvery kids finally made a friend~

Silver - Aw, Silver’s hard on himself 💦 I’d want to do something nice and relaxing with him just to get his mind off of that.

Sebek - Sebek not only works hard, but he parties hard?! Not gonna lie, I want him to show me the way I’m “supposed to” celebrate. It sounds like a fun learnijg ezperience~

Grim - Because canned tuna is gross, Grim. Sushi grade raw tuna is where its at. Let’s have sushi for the birthday party and I’ll show you how good it is!

[joshstambourine]

GVF as Your Best Friend

"Hii can I request gvf as besties and dumb things that they would do with the reader, also can the pronouns for the reader be neutral 🥺" - @guitarfingers

Thank you so much for sending this in!! I really wanted to do it quick cause I just loved the idea so much!

Please please please, if anyone wants me to write something with neutral pronouns, please let me know (same with male pronouns). Sometimes I get on autopilot when I'm writing and start using female pronouns without thinking.

These fics are mostly written whenever I get five minutes to myself, so sometimes I get distracted as well but that doesn't make it right.

Warning: Cursing

Taglist: @anditsmywholeheart @babydxll

Josh

Oh what a loud friend. What a noisy naughty friend. What a rotten rotten boy.

Lmao just kidding.

Though Josh is probably a lot of those things when it comes to being your friend. He already seems like a little gremlin who is surprisingly wise in general but as someone's best friend?? Oh man you're in for a time.

Your camera roll is just dumb pictures of you and Josh. Almost exclusively. Probably some you don't remember taking as well---

10/10 the "I double dare you to do the thing" type of friend.

"I didn't think you'd actually do it---"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! YOU DOUBLE DARED ME---"

"You're a terrible person (Y/N) how do you live with yourself?" //Gobblin snickering//

Has even less of a filter when he's with you, "oh fuck, you look like something the cat dragged in and then ate again and then--"

"What the--- Josh???"

Josh also has a foul mouth from what I gather so if you're going to be friends with him be ready for a lot of cursing.

Take it as a compliment! It means he's comfortable with you!

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Yes and your mom as well."

Despite all that. Josh I can imagine being a very protective friend.

Think the kind of person who gets mad when a person insults you and says, "Whoa, what the fuck, only I can say mean shit like that to them." 

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm fine Josh..."

"Honest?"

"Honest."

Puts an arm around you, "Good.... it would have sucked to tell you they were right if you were upset."

Probably just //Demonic screeching// most of the time the two of you are together.

Other times a lot of philosophizing and asking important questions. Or questions he feels crucial to ask.

Probably because he's baked but---

"(Y/N)?"

"Yes Josh?"

"Why don't we call big Ants… Gi-ants?"

"I'm not talking to you anymore."

Josh also would be very keen to take an interest in things his bestie is interested in. Especially important things.

As an example: If they are religious he'd want to make sure he understands their beliefs. He wants them to know he respects these things.

Over all, he's a chaotic force to be reckoned with... but one that is going to carry you along with him. You're never going to have a dull moment and you're never going to feel alone.

And most importantly you'll know you're loved at all times.

Jake

Jake always strikes me as so relaxed, someone who likes to keep to himself.

Despite that I do also see he and Josh are twins and have some things in common.

He probably is just as much of a gremlin, though less loud and obnoxious about it.

"I just want to make sure... you picked out that outfit right? Not your mom?"

"Yes...?"

"Okay good, I don't want to offend your mom."

More than anything I picture him and you sitting quietly together just doing separate things in a comfortable silence half the time.

I mean that might seem lame but those are my personal favorite kind of friendships.

The ones where you can look up from whatever you were doing and just make a face at them...

... and since he's that kind of friend he'd raise his brows first, but then immediately make a corresponding face silently.

I feel like deep conversations are the thing the two of you would be best at. No shooting the shit. Always straight to the important stuff.

Drinking whiskey by a warm fire vibes.

If you have any interest in music, even slightly, Jake would be all over that. He'd want to expand that interest to make it a love.

"I'll teach you!"

"You're too busy you don't have time..."

"No way! You're my best friend, I'm not letting some random person teach you how to play guitar. Be serious (Y/N)."

I can picture Jake laying beside his friend on the floor just smoking and listening to his favorite records.

Also a really warm and sentimental friend I think. Now this might just be a me thing but it's something I could see him doing, not often just for really important things. Maybe saving little things?

Like a ticket from a concert he went to with his best friend. Or a receipt from a really nice hang out.

Probably a Polaroid boy because of that.

That might just be me. I really feel like he likes to have things to look back on.

"Oh wow you still have that??" You ask pointing to a concert ticket from years ago tucked into the side of his mirror.

"Of course I do! I loved being there with you!"

Jake treasures his time with his friends, and its important to keep his best friend safe always.

Sam

ANOTHER FORCE OF CHAOS.

But. Sam definitely seems like one who actively tries to be a chaotic force, whereas Josh has it come naturally.

So I imagine a lot of making super dumb videos together.

"Hang on before we start!! (Y/N) can you do up my braids??"

"Fuck yeah i can."

I would want to see cooking videos made by the both of you. They'd be hysterical I know it. Get on it please.

Lots of spontaneous dancing together.

"What are you guys even doing...?"

(Horrendous dance moves that are not in-synch intensifies)

Probably a lot of shopping trips together, not necessarily to shop. Just to be out together.

Probably also would fight over who pays for lunch because neither of you can just pay separately.

Is it bad that I sorta imagine him being a bit of a wine aunt friend??

Like--- you both are just at a table drinking a glass of wine and just complaining about everyone and gossiping non-stop.

I do think he'd want to have a movie night with his best friend. They take turns picking, but hardly ever watch the movie... too busy making comments over the movie and pointing out flaws in it.

"WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE!! GET IN THE HOUSE--- ladies in horror movies man---"

"You'd be the first one to die in a horror movie... im almost positive."

".....thanks for that (Y/N)."

All that said Sam strikes me as one of those people who take note of little things about people.

So you would always get super personal gifts from Sam. Something that is irreplaceable.

It also means that by the expression on your face at any given time he knows how you're feeling.

"...oh? (Y/N) are you okay...?"

"Huh??"

"You look upset, did something happen?"

"Ah... just an upsetting text that's all."

"You wanna vent, I'll get the wine?"

A friendship with Sam means excitement of course but also a strong personal connection you probably won't be able to replace in your entire life.

Danny

I think he's the kind of best friend that wants to chat with your parents.

You know that friend. We can all picture that friend we have. The one who your parents adore and make you pretty sure they wish this friend was actually their child instead of you?

Danny is that friend.

All the boys seem to really enjoy the outdoors but I do think Danny strikes me as one of the boys who seems to enjoy it the most.

I can picture him wanting to be outside with his best friend.

Hikes. A day trip to the beach. Golf.

"Cmon (Y/N)! Can't have ya falling behind!" He'd yell when too much space builds between the two of you on a hiking trail.

I'm sure all the boys would do this but, I do think Danny would be the type of friend to go out of his way to make your life easier.

Even if this means doing something drastic.

"Your parents won't be able to make it out for the holidays...? Let's drive out there together."

"What?? We cant---"

"I've already got it planned don't worry about it."

There's also always the added benefit of getting to take out your emotions on his drum kit whenever you need to as well... this is an open ended invitation.

Danny unfortunately seems like the kind of person that listens most of the time and probably doesn't get to be the one to complain himself.

So you would have to keep an eye on him and prod a lot to get him to open up.

Even then I think you'd have to get him drinking before he'd actively talk about his problems.

It's not that he doesn't trust you. He just doesn't want to burden you, especially if you have a lot happening.

The kind of friend that wants to bond with your pets (they probably listen to him better than they ever did for you).

Let's be honest he'd bring your pets gifts so much.

"Another bandana?? Danny where are you getting these---"

"It has to match the collar I got him."

"Jeez get your own pet man."

All in all. Danny is a gentle soul, so keep that in mind as his best friend. He will give his all, probably 150%... make sure you keep up your end.

Otherwise he will burn himself out.

All in all:

Look it's pretty easy just to assume that all the guys would be good friends.

They all are sweet guys.

They all seem like people who enjoy learning about new things and people's interests.

As a group---

There would be so much fun and merriment as you all explore nature.

Bonfires and music baby.

Camping invitations of course.

Probably lots of drinking games (if you drink).

"Haha--- (Y/N) has to drink kings Cup!"

"Fuck my life..."

"Sucks to suck buddy!"

Lots of music being played.

Long drives with the windows down.

Stupid jokes.

Dumb faces.

A good group of guys that will honestly accept you as you are.

And that will also make fun of you mercilessly.

All out of love of course~

//Hopefully you liked it! For those who noticed, yes I did post this early by accident, I went to save this and like... hit the save button. And then I opened up my feed and there it was so!!! I don't know what happened.//

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Cringe is dead, talk to me about the funny half-life men and their relationship

okay here is my essay. it is titled These Guys Actually Like Each Other, and Gordon Freeman Is Just Kind Of A Dick*

(disclaimer: these are just my 2 cents. dont take me too seriously! im just some guy online who has watched this shit too many times.)

first things first. these guys actually like each other. this is a key aspect of their relationship. benrey, obviously and textually, digs gordon freeman - you dont flirt that heavily with guys you arent into, and so much of what he says and does is geared around making gordon crack up. thats pretty gay.

but the counterpart to this is that gordon freemans pretty fucking gay for benrey, too. you may say, “oh, but word of god says its not requited!” and to you i will say: bull shit. gordon is uniquely obsessed with benrey compared to all the other characters. if gordon didnt like the fucking guy, he wouldnt giggle with him and share in-jokes with him and bring him up every 5 seconds when benreys not around. thats concern, bro. thats worry. thats real shit

but i cant blame people for thinking that gordon freeman genuinely doesnt like benrey. benreys partially responsible for some of the worst things that have happened to him, the Arm Thing among them. and gordons very insistent afterward that he doesnt like benrey. he even goes so far as to try to kill benrey a couple times. to this, i must argue that gordon freeman is just kind of a dick.

lets talk facts here. canon. Lore. from the moment we hop into gordons shoes, we can see that he is a jerk to every npc on his way into black mesa. this is his default: a dude who just runs his mouth and says rude shit. he calls tommy a freak within 5 minutes of meeting him. he infantilizes the guy and barely considers him a real scientist. he doubts that bubby is a real name for like no fuckin reason. in “real life”, this is because its funny, and wayne is trying to make a funny half-life stream. in a textual sense, this is because gordon “hlvrai” freeman is a dick. this is the way he acts, consistently, throughout the series.

(brief aside: this is why the whole “gordon is a nice guy and a great dad” characterization baffles me. the way he actually acts in canon is, in short, bitchy and lacking in self-awareness. and i love that for him, i really do. it makes the moments where he just tries to be a nice guy stand out. but thats the thing: his intermittent moments of decency and kindness are not the whole of his personality! this dude kind of sucks most of the time!)

the way that gordons general asshole attitude extends to benrey is complicated. in fairness, benrey makes it his job to annoy the shit out of gordon as much as possible, and that warrants a negative attitude, but gordons pretty paranoid and ends up blaming benrey for nearly everything that happens to him, regardless of if its warranted. this is a pattern he exhibits both before and after the Arm Thing. its a little bit of a dick move! especially considering that, prior to the whole “betrayal” subplot (which was not exactly planned very far in advance), benrey is no more malicious or annoying than anybody else gordons having to travel with.

(okay, this is kind of a subjective evaluation, but still. my point stands that benrey is not any more of a hindrance to his progress than anybody else in the science crew, and neither is he particularly more violent or murderous. hell, gordon freeman has probably killed more guys than benrey. benrey just tends to get.......special treatment.)

all that said, i am still convinced that gordon really fucking likes benrey. please consider with me the following: it would be remarkably easy for gordon to just ignore him and do what he has to do, but he doesnt. he could stop engaging. he could stop thinking about benrey. he could stop bringing benrey up to the rest of the crew every time benrey leaves to do his own thing for awhile. but he doesnt. and, again, yeah, the extra-textual reason for this is “two guys are doing an improv comedy thing and bouncing off of scorpy is kind of the point”, but within the text it reads to me as gordon not being about to get the dude off his mind.

and this is in addition to all the times we see gordon being genuinely nice and receptive toward benrey! its in the little things: laughing the hardest and longest at benreys jokes. only ever reciprocating that stupid underwater “BBBBB” thing with benrey. trying to catch benrey when he falls, despite his insistence moments earlier that benrey should hop in the wack ass crystal generator and get hypermurdered. fondly remarking that benreys sweet voice sounds beautiful. his sort of flustered responses to most of benreys overt flirting. none of this is the way normal people react to a guy they hate. this is all fuckin gay to me, man.

its this combination of the outward insistence that gordon hates benrey with his inner eagerness to be around him and think about him and engage with him that gives off strong “repression” vibes, to me. for whatever reason - pride, embarrassment, resentment - gordon maintains a front of hating the guy and wanting to kill him for a lot of the series, but it doesnt gel with the way he fucking giggles and plays along half the time that benrey starts fucking with him. its a game, and that game is one of the only ways gordon knows to manifest affection for him.

(remember “oh my god, hes got a knife!”? that was the gayest shit i ever seen in my life. tittering like a schoolgirl while benrey chases him around like “im gonna get you haha”. insanity.)

the cool thing about repression is that you can have it manifest in a lot of ways! and this is where things like “headcanons” and “my own personal affection for repressed bisexual men” come in. a lot of how i characterize their relationship is an extrapolation of a lot of things like gordons canonical insecurity issues/anxiety, gordons whole anti-bootboy thing screaming “internet wokeboy who means well but probably has a lot of repressed baggage” to me, etc.

how do you get massive amounts of sexual repression out of what you see in canon, you might ask? well. if wayne would stop having gordon talking about being jerked off by the suit, or talking about chugging a 40-gal drum of potion and having to hold his piss, or worrying about being eaten by benrey the moment he sees benrey at setscale 10, maybe i would have a higher opinion of gordon “hlvrai” freeman and whatever latent psychosexual issues hes got going on. but here we are

i havent even touched yet upon how benrey feels about gordon. this one is helpfully made a little more plain by the fact that benrey very much wants to suck his dick in canon. (i dont even have to go into details. we all know.) but IMO the best part about this ship isnt just that they dig each other, but how. benrey gets overtly flirtatious in the second half of the series, but IMO his preferred method of flirting is just fucking with gordon: chasing him with knives, shoving him around in a bathroom, trying to get scans of his feet. but all in like a slapstick, giggly, fun-and-games sense, you know? at least when it works.

a lot of the time, though, it doesnt work out that way. he clearly just likes doing it whether or not gordon responds positively. which is, you know, Weird. not very nice. but also in line with the way everybody else treats gordon freeman. gordons kind of the universes chew toy in any given universe, and the same holds true here. hes kind of helpless......subjected to 4 demons attempting to make his life as difficult as possible. in a way its cathartic.

sorry. i got sidetracked. anyway, benrey very much likes to mess with him and unnerve him and demean him and i will be perfectly frank with you: that is hot. i have problems and illnesses and one of them is that i am a masochist who goes crazy for that kind of thing. calling gordon a “dirty lil boy” and telling him to “look at the mess [he] made” is some straight up kink scene shit.

i like to imagine that a lot of this behavior isnt caused just by the guy who played him wanting to be funny and antagonistic, but by benrey as a character not really understanding what constitutes “pushing a joke too far”. hes not human, and whatever he is doesnt have a very normative way of understanding the world around him, full of people who actually get hurt for real and die for real. benrey expresses what seems to be genuine surprise and distress after the Arm Thing, as if he didnt know that his actions would have serious consequences. and it doesnt seem to fully sink in afterward, either.

it reads a lot to me like hes used to video game rules and treating people around him like NPCs. if they get hurt, its no big deal, because its not real. he likes jamming random buttons on gordons interface and seeing what comes out. its probably a lot of fun for him, the same way that seeing a streamer or a youtuber suffer for our amusement is fun. its like, you know, in my opinion, gordons very cute when hes frazzled. hes also cute when hes laughing. pushing gordons buttons has a 50/50 chance of either of these things. and this is how he ultimately flirts with gordon: by pulling his pigtails.

but at the same time, benrey does legit care about gordon and knows some boundaries. benreys the one most often shooting at enemies to protect gordon, and he spent most of the last act trying to convince gordon to turn around and not fight him because they were friends (best friends, to be specific). he just lacks a lot of the emotional intelligence it would take to express the feeling of “he digs gordon and likes seeing his face get all red and sweaty regardless of the cause”. and gordon lacks the emotional intelligence it would take to express the fact that he doesnt know if he likes or hates benrey and hes scared as hell that its the former

because, lets be real. unironic benrey-liking is a sign of problems disorder. just look at all these words ive written about it.

can you imagine? this bizarrely powerful, non-human entity that can shrug off gunfire and grow to the size of a building has decided that youre his new plaything. benreys the bored guy booting up skyrim and fucking around in the console, and gordons the hapless favorite follower that hes taken a liking to. its a really fun dynamic IMO

after all this, its safe to say my title is a little misleading. the asterisk stands for * and So Is Benrey, Actually. they are both kind of awful dudes who thrive off of teasing each other and they deserve each other. and i am crazy about it. thank u for coming to my TED talk

[laterzgators]

How the gang would be like in modern times.

Kinda basing this off of texts I have with my friends because I get reminding everyday that my old friend group (kinda still my friend group.) are like the gang.

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Ponyboy

He would have like an iPhone 6 in 2020. And he would be so upset about it. But he wouldn’t complain cause his brother didn’t have money for him to have an iPhone 11 or something.

He uses every platform to text. He probably only texts like Johnny and sometimes Dally.

Johnny and him would FT for hours and during them be like “look what I sent you.” And then proceeded to a meme.

Still a whiny baby boy but 2020 edition

Didn’t pay attention to politics cause he isn’t voting so he has no say. :/

Would probably watch anime- but like mainstream.

Has two instagram accounts one for public people he knew and a secret one to post what he wanted cause Darry probably looked into his phone-

Tries to show Darry how to use a smartphone. Darry won’t understand it. But he tried.

Track team until COVID hit 🙄

Hated virtual learning. HATED IT.

Especially when Darry didn’t have work that day he would peep into Soda and Pony’s room to see him on his desk on a call.

Pony putting his arm down shooing him away. “Darry...I’m in class please shh.” “Don’t worry bout me I’m just listening. Making sure these teachers actually are teaching ya.”

Somehow went brain dumb with this type of learning some days so when a teacher would ask him to answer something he would mute and turn off the camera or leave the call.

He was happy when he did know the answer a certain day.

• Having to text Johnny or Two bit to join a class cause the teacher was doing attendance.

—

Johnny

Texts Ponyboy and Dally pretty evenly. Though Pony would start being whiny when he didn’t answer. Johnny also probably had an older phone like an iPhone 6 or se maybe even an LG but he wouldn’t complain. He was just fine with having a phone. At least it worked.

Has a whole Instagram account about memes. Pony probably helps manage it.

Watches anime with Pony cause he finds it interesting. Does he understand what’s going on? No not at all but if Pony likes it then it’s okay.

Does really like Naruto though-

He hates school. It’s bad enough he skipped it most days. But now ITS AT HOME SO HE HAD NO EXCUSE TO NOT DO IT!

He would usually join the zoom calls but he kept his camera off and was on mute. His parents were probably arguing-

Some days he could be with Pony at his house and did his zooms from there.

Pony spamming him to join the class.

Pony: “Johnny Mr Fullb-“

Johnny: “I’m about to join just be patient pony.”

Dally sent him a nude once and he was SCARED. Dally used social media for that purpose but we will get more into that later-

He apologized a lot btw-

FT calls were fun cause he would put his phone in a certain position and do work and Pony being high on adrenaline would run around his room and you could see it on camera. It was funny.

—

Dallas

Where do I even start for this man....

TAKES FREAKING A MILLION NUDES LIKE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING ITS GROSS

Poor Johnny once got sent one on accident.

He is still traumatized

Virtual women and real women double bonus for him. He would text or dm one chick and be asking a girls number physically at the same time.

Mans gotta multitask-

Bully people on the internet.

Mainly pony for some reason. He did it playfully but Pony would get upset so quickly-

Pony.boy_curtis posted a picture. Caption: Read this poem at school and I’ve been vibing with it.

Comments: @Dal_winSton: Haha THATS dumb. (And more spam of him that includes 😀 that emoji.)

People would call him an eboy and he didn’t like that. He was just edgy in his own way.

Stole a iPhone 11 Pro so that’s how he has this phone.

GC with the whole gang existence and he was like “This is dumb we see eachother everyday.”

He was a weird teen-

—

Sodapop

My manz always texted Ponyboy when he was to lazy to speak.

Texted a lot of people cause he was that guy. But mainly Steve, Sandy (when they were still a thing.), Darry, and Pony.

His IG was filled with nice pics of him and girls just commenting about how handsome he was. He got annoyed of it at a point and turned off the comment section.

Probably had tiktok and made Pony get it.

Had a free subscription of Spotify and my boy loved his music.

Texting pony is like.: “Hey could you tell Darry that I got the eggs he needed earlier.” Pony never told him. Darry got home with a carton of eggs and started yelling that they wasted money on extra eggs. And Pony stood there after hours of finally looking at the text and would just back up.

Random girls dming asking if he was single.

It made him uncomfortable.

But Steve would grab his phone and say random things to the girls and they’d leave him alone.

He didn’t understand Pony’s memes but liked them cause they were on his page.

He or Darry probably asked later on what it meant.

“Uh-huh.” Is the response after Pony took an hour explaining it.

Still didn’t get it.

Followed every single person he knew or liked on Instagram or any platform.

“PONY CAN I USE YOUR HOTSPOT MY INTERNET ISNT WORKING!!!”

Pony just yelled back sure.

—

Darry

You thought Soda was bad nah Darry is a full on Karen-

Had probably had a flip phone until 2018

Loved Karen memes. Pony would see him liking them on fb and he’d just LAUGH.

Yelling at Pony to help him with his phone.

Pressed the wrong buttons all the time.

Probably had an LG-

DIDNT get texting 🤦‍♀️

Telling Pony not to talk to strangers on the internet.

Would have Rants on Facebook.

He pays for cable even though no one in that house used the Tv except him.

Would be so confused on the GC

“IF YOU ARE GONNA GO OUT WITH JOHNNY PUT ON YOUR MASK PONY!”

In the GC: Two Bit: Calm down Jamal dont pull out the nine.

Darry: Who is Jamal and what do you mean by pull out the nine??

Pony: PFT- CHILE I-

Darry: WAIT I SEARCHED IT UP IN THE GOOGLE DO NOT SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS IN THIS CHAT TWO BIT MATTHEWS!!!

It’s scary seeing him in our times-

—

Two Bit Matthews.

MEME LORD

All the memes all the jokes he understands it.

He is an intellectual.

Was barley passing school. He was usually on his phone in class.

He probably also had tiktok.

Dmed girls all the timeeee-

Hey good looking

You have been blocked by this user

WHA-

Yeah he didn’t realize girls didn’t like that

Had a whole page dedicated to memes because obviously.

DIDNT join virtual school at allllll

He was busy playing roblox like the cool kid he was.

He is legit a 9 year old-

Hated wearing masks but he did it.

Still hung out with Pony and the gang even with Corona.

He spammed the GC at like 4 a.m when he was super sleepy but still awake and asked all kinds of questions.

“If we call an orange orange can we call orange fruit?” Confusion.

He was something else-

—

Steve

Texted Soda during work.

Also texted Evie during work.

Google was his new best friend.

He used google a lot he just did.

Only had Instagram cause Sodapop begged.

He got used to it after a while.

Would get Ponyboy in trouble whenever he posted something that he knew could get him in trouble

Would post pictures of Darry doing random things and say “Superman” in the caption. LOL

Used LMAO a lottt for some reason

On the GC if someone was spamming he’d just say SHUT UP. Like a lot but he would.

He never wore his mask and if he did it was on his chin.

Pictures of chocolate cake.

That’s probably it lol.

——

That’s all. I hoped you liked it. Sorry I’m posting so late lol-

[slidewhistlebj]

TUA Season 2 is finally here! I think it was a really cool season with some really awesome potential, but there are some parts that I think really didn’t work and this is how i think they should have been fixed

(Spoilers for Season 2 of the Umbrella Academy. Obviously)

i think landing the siblings in different years was amazing, they got time to explore themselves and we could see their personalities through what they did

On the other hand, they didnt devote enough time to those storylines so it never felt like they had a solid purpose (for most of the siblings), it was more to show “time has passed”

How did Luther end up boxing under a gangster? How is he adjusting to no dad, no academy?? He was alone on the moon, He was left behind by his siblings in the academy, now he is alone and in a whole other *time* like i wanna hear about that!

Klaus has mansion and a cult and had a girlfriend benefactor lady?? Like: lets get into that! if the show wants humor that can be amazing

but it can also be really interesting and deep for exploring klaus’s need for both personal space (physically and somewhat emotionally) yet also his need for positive attention from whoever will give it to him!

More on that alone now track: the opening scene with their fighting was built to get us hyped

it fucking worked, that shit was amazing

but along with wishing that we saw more of their individual stories, i wish some of their growth had been gradual

like Klaus should have been showing off ghost stuff with his cult which is part of why they follow him which would set up his new ability to summon and conjure multiple ghosts at a time

instead of it being a throw away scene at the end where he gets caught

or Diego could have been shown in his ‘alone in dallas’ storyline to be trying to escape multiple times from the asylum and in that, figuring out his ability to start affecting other peoples shots at him, etc

Stuff like that would have been a great way to both dive into the characters *and* ramp up their abilities

Moving onto The Commission who i absolutely love so so much 

Hell yeah u funky lil time-space assassins

I think that the Handler should have stayed dead

her return to the show while awesome (because she is played so well by her actress) continues this problem for the show of seemingly running in place where things dont have consequences like they should

I also think her return made a very campy feel to certain parts which is fine, the story should have fun! but it doesnt fit with the vibe very well with the other more serious plots

Imagine a storyline where the Handler is replaced by Carmichael, a competent replacement with no close personal relationship to Five

A head to head show down throughout the season of Five trying to outthink and outwit Carmichael and Commission Agents to get a briefcase 

The misdirects! 

The drama! 

The action sequences and reveals!

More Screen Time for the Cool Ass Talking Fish 2k20!

All of which culminates in the board of directors scene but now with real weight behind it for the audience because we have been watching these two face off with one another for a season of build up

LET FIVE EAT THE FISH!

Giving that scene to the handler was the worst part of the whole season, u cant change my mind bros

This would also open up Lila to be more of her own person

Her storyline would change without the Handler there so that instead of being actively manipulated by the Handler, she has gone rogue from the commission to kill Five for her parents deaths due to previous planning and programming from her mother

(its only been 14 days for Five, a very normal turn around for him to desert, have the Handler tell Lila her version of the story, get killed, and have Lila get ready to take him down)

its generally the same plot, but Lila is more in the drivers seat

Going from tagging along with Diego in the hopes that Five returns for him to questioning some of her commitment to her mission as she spending time with them, etc

it could culminate in a reveal of her mother to Five and Diego and then a redemption where she helps them get a case from Carmichael in someway, looping her into the main plot in an important way with generally the same story

but skipping the pretty basic “obviously evil character is obviously evil but hero doesn't see it” trope that they fell into

I think that Luther’s arc in this season was awesome 10/10 gold standard

he was still him, but this storyline showcases the softer side of his loyalty and lets him grow from season 1 mistakes which is everything I hoped for

Comforting Vanya? Check

Being there for Five? Check

Being a voice of reason but still being a dumbass? Cheeeeeck

Diegos arc this season fell flat for me which was hard because he was such a main part of the plot 

This whole season had a build-up trying to break down Diego’s need to be a hero (which they turned to a fucking 11 from last season?? he was not *this* intense last season, im not quite sure why they made the switch), telling him that he isnt / cant be the hero

I assumed this was leading to Diego having a big moment or sacrifice that proved that hero or not, he cares and the effort that he puts into all of these different things matters

But it just didnt??

He didnt stop the president from being assassinated, he didnt save vanya, at the farm he got trapped under a tractor

it just felt like the point was “haha see he isnt a hero”

which,,,,,,okay? What the point of that??

His involvement with the Commision was weird too, i didnt care for him being a part of that storyline very much, it just didnt add anything

Allison’s arc was just on the edge of greatness for me

it was an awesome choice to put in her in a position where she wasnt treated equally and show exactly what kind of person she is by how she fights back

her not using her rumors also seems very genuine and character based here like: 10/10 character motivations and work

My one complaint, like with just about all the partners in this season, is that she fell in love with a man and just had to leave him 

which makes sense and they talk about it but like: she loves him, its hard to picture someone as loving and loyal as Allison just leaving her husband behind forever 

Klaus’s arc just needed more *time*

He is a hella deep character but all of his story lines needed more time to be able to address that complexity 

Show us more of the cult and his ghost powers being used there to trick and amaze and how he has been handling being cut off from the family again

I,,,,,,I understand,,,dave’s storyline

I get the time period

but fuck

that just hurts

I think Klaus not trying to rekindle his relationship with a younger Dave, but trying to protect him from the war was an amazing angle and it needed more time to get the full punch of klaus pulling out all the stops to save him but failing to really land it

Five

My Son

My Trash Boy

I feel like his job as ‘leader of the stop the apocalypse’ movement is good but that was his whole story this time around

He should have gotten more to play off of with the Commission (*cough cough* Carmichael) in his fight to get a briefcase instead of what felt like 10 hours of Five trying to herd his siblings and them just fucking up in someway or another

Five and Older Five was a cool dynamic and im glad they brought him in but again, it just felt like another long storyline attempt that didnt have a purpose as they ended the scene without the case or anything new

Ben’s arc was,,,,,strange

I love Ben and i think his interplay with Klaus is really cool!

But the writers made him fall in love which someone so they could give him a reason to want to possess Klaus which i feel like didnt need to happen

The possession was a good part of the season and could have been taken to some awesome places

It was rough and the ‘consent’ wasnt run entirely well but i think the possession is supposed to be on the line and not quite black and white 

its Ben asking to take control of Klaus! That can be conflict! Thats good stuff right there! Ben is selfish! so is Klaus! thats a cool story to get into between them and see how they try to work it out

Ben wanting to connect with his other siblings after the small taste of being corporeal that he got and pushing Klaus for more and more of that freedom into possession territory would be A+ shit

and Finally: Vanya!

I think most amnesia plots are lazy and just a way to stall progress and reset a character so you can run a very similar plot again but this one seemed to genuinely grow Vanya’s character, even when she remembered 

She definitely has more personality in this season

And while shes quiet, thats just who she is, she isnt as afraid to take space and speak up which is awesome!

And this stays when she gets her memory back which is very good, i dont want to see backsliding for no reason! Give me growth!

I have two complaints about her storyline though

 First Sissy and Harlan

I love both of them and I think they are really cool characters!

Theyre pretty similar to vanya season 1, taking whatever is thrown at them which places Vanya in a more assertive position where she wants to protect them which i loved!

but their ending doesn't sit entirely right with me, just like Raymonds

These characters are in love and they all just leave each other so that the siblings can have a clean, no characters permanently added slate for the next season

it just makes me tired and i really want season 3 to have little to no romance if the only way the show can go about it is to do a love interest per season

My second problem gets its own section because it is the culmination of everything else i have said 

episode ten

Vanya is strong af so any writer that wants big final fight needs to very carefully weigh out how to give each sibling their appropriately sized struggle so they get equal ability to contribute

Instead of doing that though, they did my least favorite trope: Evil Character secretly can do everything the heros can but better and without a problem or ***training***

It meant that they could do whatever they wanted with throwing commission agents at them because Luther, Allison, and Klaus were completely added on just to react to things

Five sort of got to do some fighting (<3 thats my lil geriatric 13 year old) but it was minor, he was mainly there to very obviously turn back time when the big bad shoot out happened

Diego got the most to do out of the siblings and it was suddenly knowing a new ability and doing it a little bit

I dont want a final fight to be trying to woo a bad guy to the good side because theyre too strong to fight 

I want there to be stakes and drama as the siblings show off exactly what the season was all about, what they learned, how they grew together and apart, etc and to take down the big bad which could have very easily been the united front of the Commission instead of 18% Vanya, 15% Harlan, 30% Lila and the Handler, 20% the Swede(s), etc

Lila’s turn to good could have been to help them sneak attack the commission, maybe in their base so as to shrink the fighting to manageable bites for each character?

That would have allowed five’s killing of the board to draw the fighting to a close, a hard decision for him as he is trying to move away from killing but does so to save his family, always to save his family :’( 

Luther could protect his siblings from hits like they showed at the beginning in a way that mirrors how he has been doing that emotionally all season

etc etc etc for all of the siblings so that they each get to show off and have their moment in the spotlight as heros

I loved the season even though i just ranted for like 3 pages, and it has some of the best one liners and line readings ever (”Thats where you come in Five” “Nope. No it isnt”) I just wish that some parts of it had been given some more thought / care so they could really show of the amazing cast, effects, sets, etc without writing in the way

[inkdemonapologist]

In the audio logs, it felt weird to me that Sammy is creative and diverse in just about everything, except for the few phrases (most notably "sheep" related ones) that he wildly overuses. Did that feel weird to you? Am I reading too much into this? Is this a sign of the abuse and cultic mentality (mantras in lieu of thoughts) or just Sammy being better at music than insults?

Ohhhhhh "mantras in lieu of thoughts" is a REALLY neat take, I could definitely see that for like, "he will set us free" and similar. BUT GOLLY the weird sheep obsession has been a THORN IN MY SIDE in trying to make sense of this man and the canon sure hasn't made any effort to illuminate where this came from so here's...... a possibility Ive been thinking about lately!

- we know from the employee's handbook that he used "sheep" as an insult when he was human

- but in prophet mode it doesn't seem to be an insult? It's not a compliment, it's sort of condescending, but he uses it in a pseudo-soothing way. Less "you idiot" vibes more "now settle down little one this is for the best"

- him calling Henry a sheep makes sense to me actually. He doesn't have a name for this guy, so he just immediately assigns a fitting noun for someone he sees as lost and also about to be sacrificed and uses that (This is maybe just a thing he does; see also: Art Department).

- his use of the sleepy sheep poem in Chapter 5 is interesting since he says it sort of sarcastically, like, he's intentionally making an ironic callback to his freakin catchphrase. ITS WEIRD b/c it like feels like Sammy's making a Bendy reference.

So, okay, the sleepy sheep poem is probably not for Sammy himself, it’s usually used for other people, something between soothing and warning as he does his Prophet Duties. Maybe everyone else already picked up on this (or maybe im comin out of left field here), but I had a WHOLE REVELATION about the one right after his Ch 2 monologue -- he does his "time for sleep" thing and then immediately starts screaming into the PA system about summoning Bendy, which seemed like a hilarious juxtaposition until I suddenly remembered that ink creatures can die when the Ink Demon spawns near them. For Sammy to warn them, essentially, to hide & go dormant or risk death before he calls on the ink demon....... makes a lot of sense???? HES ACTUALLY KINDA LOOKING OUT FOR HIS FLOCK????

He's also muttering this as he walks the halls, and I've pondered for a while the idea that he might use his position as Ink Demon's Prophet to maintain some safety and authority in this place -- if he claims to have the Ink Demon's favour, after all, then he is best respected and feared. I'm delighted that BatDS implies Sammy was actually quite vulnerable in the Studio and literally none of the powerful ink creatures respect him, because I see a lot of his trappings -- the little sheep chant, the mask -- as perhaps being things meant to set him apart from the Lost Ones and make him important and unsettling, someone the lost ones and searchers will respect and not attack and maybe even defend (especially when you consider how freaked out he seems to be when you knock his mask off). You hear his sing-song chant and you see Bendy's visage and you know that's the prophet, acting in service to the demon, and you don't get in his way; you keep your distance.

Worth noting that when Henry doesn't respond the way Sammy would expect his flock to -- instead running after him and calling out to him -- Sammy immediately flees, hiding out of reach and staying silent, no longer calling attention to his presence until he feels he has the upper hand again.

With the way he's seized on this specific rhyme and even makes a sarcastic reference to it, my current best guess/headcanon is that this was either lyrics somewhere in Sheep Songs, or is a bastardisation of a song or line from Sheep Songs, so the reason why it feels like Sammy's making a reference is that he literally is, taking a line from the cartoon he worships and turning it into a ritual that basically signifies "back off and let me do my thing and you may be spared."

Hard to say whether he picked this because he already used "sheep" in his former life as a condescending shorthand for the sort of people most likely to end up as Lost Ones and it just got out of hand, or if he picked up the whole sleepy sheep poem from the cartoon and then started referring to his followers as sheep because of it. I have a Convoluted Personal Headcanon that the song's lyrics were originally meant to tease Sammy Lawrence, if Jack thought this guy unironically calling him a sheep was awfully funny, and saw an opportunity to poke a little fun at his friend in the lyrics of a cartoon that was about both sheep and music, and so Sammy's attached to the song for reasons he no longer remembers... but there's not any actual evidence of that I just think it's a fun thought.

[neo-shitty]

toffee!

ah yeah, i think quarentine has given people some opportunity to actually just sit with the person they are, rather than be rushing around for the person they want to become. its good you got smth good out of isolation! ah thats great! hope you had fun and ur partner in crime speeds back home so you can get out more hehe.

ah yeah ty, good suggestions.

hmm good point, i was sort of putting it separate to the whole not-sexualising thing, but yeah. mmm yeah i totally agree, some of the enhypen fics/imagines *shudder* and even reading innie stuff is just a bit *icky* cos everyone still thinks of him as our agi ppang. yeah def would be good but sadly this just seems to be the world we live in. :(

ah yes the holy masterlist (not sarc) i have actually read in the rain and gladius maximus before, but ill go look for in class! oooh thats good! character development lol. hmmmm yes champagne problems was the angst to end all angst, that shit hurt. it was actually one of the first of your fics i read and i recall almost crying over the whole thing, it was so heartbreaking, i can see how it almost made you want to drop angst. good that youve allowed yourself some lee-way tho :)

hehe thats so cool. okay here we go, ill try not to be mortally offended (/hj)

cheese - yes same, i liked it but that was all there was, it wasnt a super standout track. it was rlly underwhelming for me but some of the hook is super catchy so there is Redemption (tm) in store for cheese maybe

thunderous - mmm, yeah at first i totally agreed, i think they suffer from too much good music syndrome, that all their other tracks are such fucking bops its hard to stay at that level of perfection. the choreo was beautiful tho and tbh, the track has grown on me since ive been watching all the vids abt it. its my brothers favourite track

domino - YES GODAMMIT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE TITLE TRACK. the raps, the vocals, the vibes, the fucking domino sound in the back? i would have streamed that shit on repeat. but tbh, as good as it is, it doesnt have that sort of grandness/oomph that skz seems to like in their title tracks so i can see why they chose thunderous (tho domino would have been so good) *sigh*

ssick - yeah same, not my fave track by a long mile, the crowd cheering was a ?strange? choice and the chorus was a bit bare/empty, plus like i mentioned earlier, it was kinda funny to me for some reason but ill still play it if im playing thru the whole album

the view - ahh one of those not like other girls (/j) i honestly think its just a good party song, just a bop to play in the background when nobodys rlly paying much attention. its pretty generic pop music but catchy

sorry, i love you - hehe yeah i thought it was going to be sadder as well, but i rlly loved the fact that they all just got to sing, which almost never happens, i dont think ive heard felix sing for a long time, so i enjoyed it. wasnt rlly a standout track but i just casually like it. looking forward to the fic haha

silent cry - this song i swear, some bits are rlly good and then others are just? why?? it does sound like a dance song tho idk. definitely not one of my faves either

secret secret - YES its so good! its such a chill song and i love their vocals in it. the combination of lo-fi/fake strings backup stuff and their heavenly vocals just makes it *chefs kiss* im listening to it rn and just... its so beautiful. it gives me pumped up another day vibes ya know? like my pace is edgy get cool, this one is energetic another day i feel like. overall i love it

STAR LOST - ah thats so cool! i didnt know that! on first listen this song had a similar vibe to secret secret but then the beat came in and ahh its such a good song. i can totally imagine them putting this song to a concert footage vid, this song is so sweet.

red lights - LMAO YES ITS SO AWKWARD WHY DOES IT GO ON FOR SO LONG ah thats good! yeah good point, its quite intense hehe. but that is my fave trope and this is lowkey my favourite track on the album so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just the combination of hyunjins and chans voices, the backing music, the lyrics ahh red lights my beloved

surfin’ - yes lmao its always a shock, i feel like they should have put gone away in between them, but its such a fun cute song, i cant get rlly mad. yeah, as an aussie i think im contractually obligated to like beaches lol. sand im not such a fan of, but my familys rlly into fishing and my brother loves bodyboarding so we stay at a beach house at least twice a year and we live like 5 mins from 3 different beaches (hehe all aussie cities are on the coast lol) so thats cool. do you like beaches?

gone away - ah gone away my beloved, i love this song sm, its just so pure and showcases their vocals and lyrics so well. yes the pitch change is very out of the blue, i feel liek they went directly from seungmins soft vocals to hans powerful ones which was an interesting choice, but hey, im not complaining

wolfgang - YES IKR ah im so happy he got to be included in that era and song. yeah its such a full on song i cant rlly listen to it if im in a quiet mood but its very motivating :)

hehe mood, i hope they do! ahhh no rest, but at least you wont have to pull a blink and wait a year for any word from the group lol. im not rlly into nct but im excited for them! ah hopefully youll be able to sneak some rest into that chaotic schedule, with enhypen (idk if u stan but yeah) squeezed into it haha

<3 w.a. 🐺

i wheezed at partner in crime, it reminded me of smth. i have a lee know fic in the drafts that i wrote 'in honor' of him (and his departure-ish). i'll tag you when i finish it, if you want. it's a rather hilarious one.

oh my god. based on my experience on the collabs i've joined before, writing explicit shit for '01 & '02 is not accepted (nct's maknaes) but with enha's hyung line '01 & '02 somehow it's okay? i do a double take every time i see fics like those i mean, technically, it's legal but still what the fuck. maybe it's just not for me at the moment. not at us venting our frustration about this. it's just something that's so accepted here that i am (in all honesty) slightly uncomfortable about. but oh well. that's kpop writerblr for you.

man i could've linked all the fics in the ask instead so you wouldn't have to go looking for them! i think i saw you like in class the other day (the fic i renamed into sharp-tongued, god it took me a while to remember the new title). describing champagne problems as an angst to end all angst is one way to put what i was feeling back in december. it just hurt to write and admit?? if that ever happened to me i would prolly cry :d

okay back to the album talk! i love how you answered with more thoughts. i love exchanges like these! i am a victim of the cheese hook and it's now one of my favorite tracks in the album. PLS, TOO MUCH GOOD MUSIC SYNDROME. that's on our self-producing kings 😌💅 also, your brother has taste! as i am typing this, domino's currently playing in my head and i realized that too, that it doesn't have that 'vibe' of a skz title track. honestly, this could be a title track of another group. ssick is starting to grown on me because i found the beats cool kdjsk not the not like other girls 😭 the view is the generic pop that i don't like but i get why a lot of people enjoy it. sorry i love you scratches a certain itch that i find myself singing the first few lines every time i remember it. i too would want to hear felix sing more!

> a mini junction on the album talk bc i got side tracked. on that topic, i want skz to switch positions at some point like i know those allrounders are capable of doing so. specifically, i want to hear seungmin rap!!!! (yk in the recent weekly idol he talked faster than changbin in a challenge and changbin is like the fastest rapper in kpop that's active atm if im not mistaken. my dandy boy has some potential and i want it UNLEASHED.)

back to album talk. silent cry is basically sad music to twerk to. secret secret is definitely one of my favorite tracks :( i loved how you compared the tracks HAJSAH i burst out laughing bc yk what, you're right! i want to make a star lost edit of skz but i simply do not have the time i want to cry. i love the song so much. ok, my dreaded track, red lights. idt i have played the track since we last talked. my friend sent me the lyrics tho and i'm itching to write a twisted au out of it. idk if you're comfortable with yandere but somewhere along those themes. the obsessive type of love that's sweet at first but turns rotten. IMAGINE IF THEY PUT GONE AWAY BETWEEN ASHJA it's like going from 50 shades to the notebook.

i was about to ask if you lived near the coast and you literally mentions it here god im so stupid. yes i LOOOOOOOOOVE beaches so much. living in an archipelago is fun :( i live in a part of the country that's more island than city so every time i want some vitamin sea it's accessible. i heard the waves in australia are great :( anYWHOOO gone away :(( every time it plays im compelled to skip it because it makes me sAD AND NOWADAYS I DONT HAVE THE TIME TO BE SAD. contrary to you, i dislike my quiet moods because i tend to overthink a lot.

i have this little analogy about how there are stays that enjoy songs the generic pop + mellow songs and then there are other stays that enjoy the noisy tracks. in my mind, it's like a perfect balance that makes me feel like all the tracks are loved in the end. just by different people.

PULL A BLINK. bro i fucking hate yg entertainment. they have the biggest kpop girl group LOCKED in their basement when they could be (and i mean this in the most business-like way not morally) milking money of the quad. they're yg's biggest hope at not being bankrupt atm so it's a damn fucking mystery to me as to how they aren't doing anything. (jk i just realized lisa solo album soon, but i still need a ot4 cb hELLO)

i stopped looking forward to the teasers. rest > kpop boys. i don't want to sound like a cult member but have you tried checking out nct? are they just not your thing? (i get it tho, that's one hard group to get into). and yes i do stan enhypen!

wow i love how long these asks are! they're like online penpals. but i also want to ask about you! how have you been lately? are you feeling okay both mentally and physically? how's the weather there? do you have anything that you want to talk about? maybe an interesting book you read? feel free to bring up anything you want to share! i'm getting conscious about talking about myself HAJHSJ

and yet another long answer B) i am sooo sorry T___T should these ask exchanges feel draining to you, feel free to stop sending them in AAAA

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Can I also request shiratorizawa, inarizaki, msby black jackals boys at a sleepover? I love your previous one!

Hi anon!💗💗✨ I’m so happy you enjoyed reading it. Im replacing the black jackals with Aoba Josai since Atsumu is gonna be in the Inarizaki one already and etc! I hope you enjoy it regardless!

a/n: MWUAHAHA chaos part 2

this is all fun n games!! My banners were messy for this one because I made them so last minute but next time they’ll be better :(

Previous one

—Sleepover w/ Shiratorizawa, Inarizaki, and Aoba Josai

Oikawa is CEO of sleepovers

everyone knows he’s big on team bonding and bringing out the best of his team so why not get the team together and get them to spill their deepest, darkest secrets

he’s the most prepared mf istg

when the team gets to his house, he’s already laid out the face masks that come in 7 different colours with lofi music in the background

this man comes off as whiny but he’s actually so smart and knows just how to set the mood to get them to open up

everyone is cautiously making their way into his living room and settling onto the couch

“Oi, Shittykawa, what are you up to?” Iwaizumi starts

“oh Iwa-chan~ stop being so suspicious and just sit down.”

the boys collectively decide on the blue face mask because of their team colour and are impatiently waiting for it to dry

In the meantime, Oikawa is taking pics of everybody to update his fans on twt and Instagram !!

No one is amused

Kindaichi is just sitting there anxiously because he wants to please his upperclassmen and Mattsun and Maki are teasing Oikawa about how lame the sleepover is

and then the team is arguing about what they should do instead and everyone is pitching ideas until...

they decided on an arm wrestling challenge

and ofc Kyotani is taking this opportunity to beat his upperclassmen at some strength challenge 

Despite Oikawa’s protests, the team was all for it

they even put a bet on it: whoever loses all the challenges has to treat the rest of the team to ramen

and an arm wrestling challenge evolves to a push up challenge and everyone is really into?? except flattykawa because the lofi music did NOT fit the atmosphere no more

and Iwa-chan is dominating the competition ofc

But like?? Mattsun is a close second?? And Kyotani too!

and the lifting challenge? they’re lifting any object they can find in Oikawa’s house

it’s a mess because no one is putting the objects back in its original spot so Oikawa is trying his best to fix it instead of joining the competitions

BONUS: because Oikawa refused to participate, he was the default loser and was forced to buy everybody ramen (im so sorry i love you Oikawa)

They REALLY thought they could escape Kita’s cold demeanor if they didn’t invite him to the sleepover??

Nahhhh bb. Aran was ON that real quick

So when the twins were fighting over absolutely nothing, Kita burst in through the door, staring dead in their eyes

Suna was already calling an Uber out of there because he didn’t want to go in the first place

his current concern is LITERALLY how he doesn’t want to be caught up in the twins’ antics so why would he stick around for the scolding

so while Suna is calling an uber and shouting profanities in his head about the situation, Atsumu and Osamu are trying to put on their best innocent faces

Hitoshi is not having it and he’s praising the twins for their chaotic behaviour to which Kita turns his attention to him

the sleepover becomes a boot camp tbh

and it just happens. Kita and Aran don’t even know why they’re doing this and the team just follows suit because it’s the new vibe

the twins are fighting over who is actually doing better in the KiRan Bootcamp for Chumps and it turns into a full blown competition

but you see, Kita takes this as an opportunity to get them to take care of themselves

Akagi is just trying to maintain his friendly persona and encouraging everyone to do well but Kita is kicking his butt for being a wuss and now they’re having a cooking competition??? 

whoever makes the healthiest meal wins

okay OF COURSE Osamu wins who are we kidding 

but now whoever scarfs it down first is the winner and Atsumu is like “yes this is rematch time!” 

and smh Osamu wins again because our food addict here is thriving 

so Kita has managed to trick them into eating a healthy and hearty meal so what’s next

the rest of the team is eating THEIR meals with Suna grumbling agan but he’s lowkey enjoying the chaos 

and Aran is on the same boat as Kita and he suggests a vball competition (but he’s thinking about how he can turn this into extra practice for his boys)

ok this is a rematch fr

all the boys are trying to show off their best form in regards to their position and it just looks so silly because they’re trying so hard in the middle of a living room

And Atsumu is a perfectionist so he was precise and accurate with each position and he won

Basically the entire team was done with the twins’ bs and just let them win but no one got any sleep and the whole night was just useless competitions made up by Kita and Aran

BONUS: the prize was a tofu hamburger Kita brought over as a snack and the whole team groaned in frustration

ok I just know Shiratorizawa would try to have the most wholesome sleepover and Tendou would be the one setting it all up

he genuinely wants to have a normal sleepover okay? 

so here they are, sitting in a circle drinking their tea and snuggled up in their pajamas when Tendou brings up “tea time”

He even has a talking stick and everything but the “talking stick” is a vball keychain

And you think okay, so everybody is adorable like that we’re just gonna have a normal heart-to-heart

And it honestly starts out like that

Tendou is telling stories about his friendship with Ushijima and how it’s made him comfortable with himself

But Shirabu took the talking stick and went “I don’t like Goshiki’s hair”

And all hell breaks loose

Goshiki is like “tf you say about my hair?? Look at your mf bangs??” But he’s secretly crying inside and sneaking looks at Ushijima in hopes of gaining the favour of the ace

But then Ushijima grabs the keychain and he’s like “I just want Oikawa to come to Shiratorizawa”

And Goshiki is like ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

and then Semi is like “well since we’re on the topic of what we want, I want my setter position back. I don’t want to give it to some inexperienced player who won’t even listen to my advice”

And now everyone just wants to throw hands because it’s so shady

And Tendou is lowkey loving it because he rejoices in the soul breaking of others

And tbh, I think Tendou secretly wanted this to happen

Ohira really is trying to calm everybody down before this stupid game breaks up the entire team

But Goshiki and Shirabu are deadass about to throw hands

And Ushijima is preaching about whoever the strongest is will win

And Goshiki just wants to make his senpai proud and he goes hard

Semi is secretly cheering for Goshiki because Shirabu stole his spot

Tendou is videotaping the entire thing for ahem future purposes (like soul crushing purposes)

But yo it’s the match of the century

Bad bangs vs Bowl cut

I’ll let you decide which one’s which

BONUS: everybody went to sleep before the match ended so no one knew who won and that lead to another war not long after

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