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EXCUSE ME BUT ROHIT SHARMA IS NO LONGER THE MI CAPTAIN WHAT THE HECK??!??!
#it's so like weird...#mi but without captain ro#like I'm not a huge fan but he's one of the main reason i support them#I DON'T LIKE THIS#he won 5 trophies for god's sake#and his performance shows that he could do more#but i get it ig#he's trying to focus on one thing maybe#but it's so incomprehensible#I'm in denial#sorry i needed to rant#cricket#mumbai indians#ipl
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we had a true lost in translation moment with flag signalling today
some background: the international code of signals is used as shorthand for communicating important information between vessels unto this day. everyone carries a flag alphabet for this purpose and you can raise flags separately or together to indicate conditions and requests.
so when my crew mate informed me that the navy boat we were passing had two signal flags up i asked him to relay me the message because i was busy downstairs.
here is what he saw through the binoculars:
the flag on the left is Alpha (I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed) and the right one is Bravo (I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods.) the vessel most likely had clearance divers out to remove underwater explosives and wanted others to steer clear.
however, my beloved crew mate only vaguely recalled that Alpha stands for divers and Bravo stands for dangerous. so imagine my surprise when they hesitantly relayed that
"the navy...wants us to know that their divers know how to fight?"
#IT WAS SO FUNNY#there was such a palpable moment of incomprehension and then everyone lost their shit#anyway. MY DIVERS SMOKE YOUR DIVERS. MEET ME AT THE PORT ENTRANCE
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Searching your eyes for the saint is an act of futility
something that's just been on my mind recently!
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl lamb#cotl fanart#my art#the Lamb is Definitely directing this at Neves but I did not feel like drawing a comic. this was more of a fun exercise#also this song is very Neves-coded. Hahah. Hm.#note: the 'carcass' line here is just slightly altered from the actual lyrics in this song#obsessed with the idea that the Lamb underneath all that is an incomprehensible mass of cosmic horror that both disgusts and delights#also tumblr nerfed the quality so bad on this pls
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i think the funniest possible star trek viewing order might be strictly chronological.
you’d have to start with that Voyager episode where they go to before the Big Bang, then work your way through every other time travel episode, the one with the whales, and First Contact before you even get close to anything approaching a normal viewing order.
at some point you’d have to watch “City on The Edge of Forever” followed by “Little Green Men” followed by “Far Beyond the Stars” which is about the most tonal whiplash you could possibly get from three consecutive episodes of star trek. I think I want to try this now.
#star trek#the most evil version of this would require you to split up the time travel parts from the rest if their episodes#but that would be truly incomprehensible so I’m not doing that
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So a while ago I was talking to @anna-scribbles and @marimbles about adrien and gender (as you do), and as a part of that conversation we said... hey do you remember that jenna marbles video where she put rhinestones all over her face?
and then, tangentially... do you remember that one clown makeup vine?
hold on i'm going somewhere with this:
We got to where I was going. but i'm still driving:
#ive had these comics in my drafts for so long and kept not posting them bc they start on such an incomprehensible note#for me personally that 'actually i AM busy' vine is iconic but i dont think thats true for everyone#watch that jenna marbles video its the first one i ever watched and i love her#my art#miraculous ladybug#comics
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oughh, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PALETTE<33 ofc took the chance to draw them as a found family, and ink being over-emotional as a plus💖💥 ahh, 21 years, i didn't know he had grown so much
i would've loved to do something WAY bigger but inspiration never came as it should:( hope this is okay!
palette roller by @angeutblogo ink sans by @/comyet dream sans by @/jokublog
#though. probablyy(? i'll post more stuff tomorrow or so#i don't knowww i'll see#(not promising anything)#because i swear. there was a bunch of incomprehensible sketches before this one came out#perhaps i'll take one of 'em and do something more#palette my son. i am deeply sorry#undertale#undertale au#utmv#dreamtale#dream sans#ink sans#drink ship#dream x ink#palette sans#palette roller#fluffy art#fluffy ink
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.07 | The Thing Lay Still
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtvedit#tvedit#sheisraging#cinemapix#loustat#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#*#this little moment was so cute despite the incomprehensible horrors
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aphobia is so funny to me. like. you’re mad just bc i refuse to have some bitches and just wanna do my thing?
#it’s so incomprehensible to me#and the ‘that’s how it works. you’ll be lonely blah blah blah’ comments.#how abt u shut up#i could’ve had written something coherent and actually serious but I’m too tired to think abt aphobes rn#aromantic#aroace#aro#asexual#ace#aspec#aroace memes#aphobia
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riz and kristen are suuuuuch a funny duo. campaign manager. he already filled his name in and her last name. shaky thumbs up. giving her his tie. backup tie in the briefcase. they're incredible.
#fhjy#d20#dimension 20#fantasy high#riz is so completely RIZ it's awesome#and kristen is fucking incomprehensible.#does kristen need help. jawbone something is wrong
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brief lives 🌺
#the sandman#the sandman netflix#Whoah it’s been a while#and this is very old but heyyyy#currently fixating on bg3 of all things?? so i’ll post some old sandman stuff!#my art#dream of the endless#delirium of the endless#me mashing show and comic designs for dream together till they're incomprehensible: design#Brief lives#fanart#sandman art#sandman comics#morpheus sandman#the sandman comics#mine#digital art#procreate
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Neil playing striker meaning his job on the court is to prevent the ball from getting towards Andrew in the first place.
Neil who tried to prevent Prost from happening to Andrew by going to the Nest, trying to keep anything bad far away from Andrew. But instead at the Nest he’s forced to play backliner, representing that hes attempt to keep Prost from happening to Andrew failed, the ball metaphorically landing in the net.
Nicky and Aaron who play backliners, the last line of defense to try and keep the ball from getting at Andrew. Coming in later than Neil’s position as a striker, relying on Neil first to keep the ball far away, but stepping into their roles as protectors when it strikes too close.
Backliners being the players to get most aggressive, fighting with other players to protect the goalie.
Aaron being the one who brings the racket down on Drake.
Neil is there first, at the metaphorical ball, but it slipped past him, and Aaron is the one whose there to scoop it up and ricochet it back towards the other end of the court.
THE MURDER CHARGE AT LEGAL COURT REPRESENTED BY THE RED CARD ON THE EXY COURT
#DOES THIS MAKE SENSE#ARE YOU GUYS PICKING UP WHAT IM PUTTING DOWN???#its 3am so sorry if this is incomprehensible#BUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF HOW THE FOXES POSITIONS AND THEIR RELATIVITY TO ANDREW MAKE SENSE#AND THE REVERSAL FOR HOW THE ROLES PLAY WHEN IT COMES TO RENEE ON GOAL AND HER FOXES#aftg#all for the game#andrew joseph minyard#andrew minyard#minyard#the foxhole court#the raven king#aaron minyard#minyard twins#the kings men#nicky hemmick#neil josten#nathaniel wesninski
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i cant even finish my work because all i keep thinking about is simon
the way he loves picking you up or throwing you over his shoulders or burrowing his face on the crook of your neck, breathing you in. the way when you two cuddle, he presses his hand flat on your belly to push you closer to his body because he loves feeling the way your warmth seeps into him. the way he murmurs his words on your skin because he loves kissing you and he doesn’t wanna stop kissing you. the way he nips your shoulder or your cheek because you are just so fuckin adorable. the way he holds your hands, fingers slotting perfectly against yours, or the way he hooks his pinky with yours. the way he makes you kiss his dog tags before he leaves because that’s his damn good luck charm.
cant stop thinking about the way he loves.
#suns.hc#it’s incomprehensible pls dont mind me#god i want him so bad. i love him. i need him its not AHHH i cant even explain shit anymore#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley#suns
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Silly 15!skk comic that I sketched awhile ago and dont remember what compelled me to draw this
#bsd#skk#soukoku#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd art#bsd chuuya#15!skk#bsd crack#skk comic#this is so stupid I don’t remember why I drew this#maybe it should’ve stayed in my sketchbook lol wth#my art#help this is why I should’ve went to bed instead of clean this mess up#what am I even doing#I don’t know if this is incomprehensible but if anyone does read this by some chance I drew it right to left#sorry I dont know how to panel/too lazy#this is the less amount of color I’ve did in awhile just flats#this is a lot of stuff in the tags#i think i remember i was taking my vitamins or something and thought of this…i think#i dont know how to draw mori sorry i dont know I got too lazy too#I cleaned the lines but not too much because I am lazy
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Do you think Dale develops (pun not intended) an aversion to bright colors after the attack?
Don’t mind me just hitting the man with my Trauma Hammer
Oh absolutely. Its a good thing he lives in white room
#this is so incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't know what's going on in my au#fop nature au#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#I was debating whether to give Dev a cane at home#because of how Dale would react to it#but after thinking about it some more Dale wouldn't like take it away or anything#He'd be disapproving. Make some nasty comments about it. Shame him a little. but he wouldnt take it away#and at a point Dev works up enough hate and resentment to stop hurting himself over what his dad thinks#ALSO sorry im not posting as much and im taking forever to answer stuff I started college and its been really busy for me
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Since everyone thinks he looks very cuddly here he is.
#malevolent#john doe#this is a non accurate john tbh like he works diffrently in my other drawings but he is an incomprehensible horror so whatever
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continuation of this thank you again @mynameisjag for the inspiration, this prompt currently has me by the throat
Death of the Father, Death of the Son
The evening is dreary, rain pouring from the skies like tears. Typical Gotham fare to be honest.
This evening was the stage of the latest gala in the crime filled city, another fundraiser for something, or at least pretending to be.
Vlad brought his dear Madeline as well as Jasmine with him, he was planning to do some light networking but this was also his latest attempt to cheer his sweetheart up. The new experience might distract her a bit.
She had not taken the news well… when the search party found Daniel’s clone corpse in the woods.
It’s been months since the funeral, but her spark for life still has not yet reignited.
And in those past few months Jasmine has seemingly taken over Daniel’s job and has become a most persistent thorn in Vlad’s side, absolutely refusing to let him make any sort of progress with Maddie.
But this evening wasn’t about any of that. There would be no bickering between Vlad and Jazz about him aiding her in finding her lost brother. Not like she even needed his help, she and Daniel’s old friends were probably doing the best job possible in finding the boy.
And it’s not like he could tell her he knew her brother was probably being kept by one of the world's greatest mercenaries.
Revealing that would open a whole new can of worms he didn’t want to explain.
Maddie was mostly distracted at the gala, staring morosely at Wayne and his brood.
The sight fills Vlad with an insidious sort of anger, the kind that lays heavy and molten on the bottom of your stomach. She better not get it in her head to try and replace one bumbling oaf for the next.
Also… getting rid of a Wayne is apparently a weirdly difficult thing to do… Vlad would rather not bother.
And even though he feels bitter, it is rather nice to see Madeline cheer up when she gets to introduce herself to the boys. Vlad again thinks about his plan of conceiving a new son of their own, not to replace Daniel of course, the boy is irreplaceable but… well, yeah to replace him.
After all, is it really worth it to find Daniel anymore at this point?
—✧・゚: *✧・゚:*---*:・゚✧*:・゚✧—
The gala is uneventful right up until Vlad leaves the main area for a breath of fresh air, hopefully find the designated smoking area and have a cigarette (it’s not like those things can kill him anymore anyway) but on the way there he saw a shadow darting around the corner and he just couldn’t help himself.
If there was any illegal activity afoot, he rather be on top of it himself, that way he’ll know what he can pull and get away with.
It wasn't until he entered a room and promptly got ambushed that he thought that maybe he had walked into a trap of sorts, oh well, nothing Plasmius wouldn’t be able to fix.
Gotham is a city of freaks but none of them are on his power level after all.
Still, precious decisive reaction time got wasted because he’s thinking of an approach that would not result in him having to permanently silence his assailant. Murder is probably rough to cover up in the city that’s home to the world’s greatest detective and bribing the corrupt police force is such a hassle… a scuffle of a mugging/abduction or whatever gone wrong is much easier to explain.
Instead Vlad finds himself tazed, tazed of all things. Perhaps an ecto infused blast into the nearby wall isn’t such a bad idea after all.
But then he finds he can’t access his powers anymore, and a mild sense of dread takes root in his chest.
That taser… it couldn’t have been….
He isn't given much time to think about it as he’s expertly incapacitated and worked against the ground.
Vlad thinks he hears the faintest mutterings, something along the lines of “we do rely too much on our powers” perhaps it’s some veiled insult directed at his current situation. Uncalled for in his opinion…
Of course he struggles, he fights back. His attacker is way smaller than him, lighter and quick with their moves, whomever this is they certainly know what they are doing and Vlad hates to admit it, but without Plasmius he’s actually outmatched.
That leaves plain ol’ shouting for help.
An idea that quickly got snuffed out when a big army knife that crackles with sickly neon green energy gets pressed against his throat and a detonator gets shown off in his assailant’s hand.
“Quiet now, or I’ll blow this place sky high”
“That seems counterproductive” Vlad can’t help but snarl.
“aww, worried about me? there is no need I’ll be just fine, them on the other hand…”
the attacker puts a tablet down that shows a video feed of the main gala area with all the people milling about.
None of them matter to Vlad, but his Madeline and her daughter are there as well, he easily spots them too.
“What do you want, money? I’m sure there are better targets for that out there”
All of a sudden there is a strangely familiar staticy growl in his attacker’s voice, “I want two things from you, I want you to suffer and then I want you to die”
this is personal then… not good.
His attacker takes a moment to more firmly incapacitate Vlad against the floor before redirecting his attention to the video feed on the tablet screen. In the main gala area a big screen of it’s own has come down from the ceiling, usually meant for big fancy presentations (but those had already been carried out for the evening) and was now showing Vlad’s latest illegal activity for all the people to see.
Inside the room people are worriedly looking to and fro, wondering what rogue attack this will lead to, others are already gleefully taking to social media and broadcasting the events happening to the rest of the world.
Personnel are scrambling about to figure out what’s going on, and a couple Wayne’s have now subtly left the area.
“There we go, all out in the open. No more secrets”
Vlad’s eyes darted over the screen in horror.
“I like this right here,” his attacker zooms in on Maddie’s face as she’s realizing in real time that Vlad paid someone to kill her husband, “that’s a good face”
People are looking around and starting to notice Vlad is not among them anymore.
“You cannot possibly expect to get away with this, the Gotham bats are most likely already aware and hunting you down”
“I know-” His attacker shushes, “don’t spoil my fun, at least let me enjoy this show. Even if you somehow manage to get away from me now your life is completely ruined”
Vlad makes another attempt to escape, growling, “who are you and why are you doing this, how do you even know about half of these things-”
He gets his hands ran through and pinned down fully on the ground with the knives in return.
Vlad figures he must have made some noise but the painful pressure that his assailant keeps on his back is also making it harder to breathe.
“C’mon now, you always boasted about how you’re better and more experienced in every way. Surely you can use that big brain of yours and figure this mystery out, here I’ll help-” the attacker painfully twists his head to the side, “have a look”
It’s dark and the figure is still very much in the shadows but the first thing that catches Vlad’s eyes is the mask over his assailant’s mouth that’s black on the right and orange on the left, a rather obvious hint towards ties with a certain mercenary.
The dark hair styled in that one familiar way brings someone else to mind.
“Daniel”
The boy doesn’t hesitate to twist one of the knives in his hand.
“Don’t call me that”
“Danny-” Vlad doesn’t hesitate to correct even though it does come out rather strangled because of the pain, this is a bad situation and he’s not stupid, “whatever he said-”
there is a faint crackle and it’s only through Vlad’s still slightly enhanced senses that he hears the gruff voice talking to Daniel.
“Wrap it up Memento”
Danny glances at the live feed on the tablet. Proper security is starting to swarm around.
Maddie is holding Jazz close and appears to be talking to someone in charge. One of the Wayne brood has decided to stick with her, the eldest son. How kind of him.
Vlad is still trying to get Danny to listen to him.
Danny sighs, “I kind of wish I could drag this out longer, but this is fine” he twists his knee against Vlad’s neck and now properly restrains Vlad’s legs before pulling out something new.
“This is something my dad was working on before you got him killed, I was planning on sabotaging it and getting rid of the blueprints but... things change”
Danny puts it in the middle of Vlad’s upper back, “I’m sure you’re dying to know what it does. Well, it’s the Fenton Ghost Core Crusher. A bit of a mouthful admittedly. I’m still workshopping a better name, but at the very least the purpose is obvious”
“Daniel-” Vlad is starting to sound like a parent who is realizing that their kid is about to do something dangerous and stupid. It's honestly too bad that he’s not a parent and Danny is not his kid, otherwise it might have actually had it’s intended effect.
“I would have loved to see you deal with the full aftermath and consequences of your horrible choices in life but I don’t really feel like dealing with you as a full ghost so I guess this is it, goodbye forever, it really sucked to have known you”
Vlad has a second to fully regret Deathstroke taking Daniel and not taking it as seriously as he should have and then he’s too busy feeling what must be a supernova and a blackhole manifesting in his chest at the same time somehow.
After that he hears, or perhaps he just feels… a sickening crack and everything fades away.
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There is a corpse at Danny’s feet. It’s Vlad, fully dead, the not coming back kind.
Danny figured he’d feel different, there is some vindication, and the slight satisfaction of a death avenged, but other than that he just feels rather empty, and kind of tired.
Danny doesn’t realize he’s getting a little lost in his head until Slade’s voice cuts through his mental spiral and snaps him out of it.
“Memento, time to move”
“right”
A part of Danny wants to stay, be found. As he goes invisible and floats right through the ceiling he takes some time to fantasize about it. Would it be a bat? or perhaps one of the security guards checking the rooms, maybe it would even be one of the attendees, they would probably scream once they noticed Vlad on the ground. A security guard would be smarter about the situation, but not by much.
A bat would probably attack him once they realized Vlad was already dead.
Later on they would put a little addendum in their rogue list at Deathstroke’s name, a little side file that’s just for Danny, affiliated with Slade Wilson, name; ???, gender; male, age; somewhere between 14 and 18, threat level; capable of killing people, something like that.
A few buildings away Danny catches up with Slade on the roof.
“Did you have fun? did you get it all out of your system?” Slade folds his arms over his chest.
Danny just growls at him.
“In that case it’s time to move on” The man is already turning away.
Well, Danny can agree on that, so he follows Deathstroke away from the mess he caused at the gala and away from his mother and sister.
And here is my idea for a Deathstroke affiliated Danny
#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#batman#vlad plasmius#deathstroke#slade wilson#madeline fenton#jasmine fenton#MementoDannyAU#savwrites#Danny is not the ghost king#dc stands for disregard canon#dp x dc#dc x dp#I will admit this got a little out of hand#big enough for AO3 but it's incomprehensible without context so...
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