#but it'd be pretty funny if it was XD

[jimekas]

Happy 4th Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day!!!

The real reason the shrine was broken... (he discovered it while cleaning)

I actually dew most of this too late for last year edition then forgot about it, and discovered it back today XD So here it is now, in all its splendor!!

I have another unfinished (but almost) drawing for the event but I'll post it later... (of course I will, I said in the same sentence it wasn't finished yet, gosh I really have to go to sleep after this ^^")

[catsandcosplay]

I think I could do Reno (Kaiju No. 8) with a Gabimaru wig... 🧐

[fdragon-art]

Day ??? - Monkey Hear, Monkey Do (concept)

Karen M. was sitting by the bookshelf, sitting in her beloved sofa as she read through the Cycle of Chronos series' 8th book. The development of her favourite character, Serace Derave, had always intrigued her, but seeing him lead the men that had once been part of the Twin Rivers' town made her reminisce about the simple life he had lost in the past books, and made her sigh about her own simpler times.

"Muuuuuum! Look, look look! Mum, look at meeee!"

Her reminiscence was interrupted by seeing her son, Damian, rush past her and stop straight in front of her. He usually only stopped in front of her when he had something he desperately wanted to talk to her about.

"Okay, Damian, " she started, "what is it you wanna talk about--"

She stopped dead. Slowly dropping her book, she saw something that had her scared for what could happen next. Damian was always a precocious child, getting into trouble when she really wished he wouldn't. She'd been with her husband for 9 years, and his own impulsive behaviours had her scrambling at times. This was hardly new to her. But even so...

"I have hearing aids, just likes Miles!!" Her 6 year old kid looked at her with a grin that makes you wonder how that mouth stays on his face. His eyes were as wide with glee as you had ever seen them - it almost made her want to look at them with love - and his body expressed itself with the most excitement she'd seen in any of her children

But all of it drained away as she saw the sides of his head: His ears were completely filled with orange play-dough.

"Damian!" She cried after him, but it was too late. Not just because he'd run off after showing her his make-shift "hearing aids", but because she wasn't sure he could even hear her through the flour-based morphable mixture.

Running past the bookshelves, she could only rush after him. It didn't take long to catch him, but damn if it didn't feel like the tensest 6 seconds of her life. Why would he do this?

...it wasn't a serious question. She'd questioned her own husband's impulses from time to time, but in the end, it wasn't for her to question. It may not be something she'll understand, but it is something she knows is only ever out of love for whatever he may be into at the time.

Considering how often he'd been over, she knew quickly it had been Damian's friend, Miles, who he had been obsessing over. Even in her own 19 years, she'd still never met anyone else who's been deaf.

She had wondered from time to time how that would even feel.

What could he hear? How did hearing through hearing aids differ from hearing through normal human hearing? How did his ears feel from wearing hearing aids for more than 8 hours a day (presuming he even wore them the whole day)?

Not that it mattered. Her son had play-dough that was who-knows-how deep in his ears. She had hoped it was only a shallow amount, but considering who Damian was, she doubted he was half-assed in his attempt.

Sure enough, after taking out the external pieces of play-dough, there were still pieces of play-dough stuck in his ears. How far did they even go in there?

"Damian, I'm sure you know what you did wrong here," she began, ignorant of the fact for just a moment that his ears were stuffed with an unhealthy version of earplugs.

"Nngh, leggo! I just wanna...I just wanna..." Damian began to tear up, his hands holding close to his ears. She moved to hold him closer, even as he shifted fingers to dig further into his ears. Poor kid, she thought, as she continued to hold him close. He probably just wants to be like his friend.

Holding him close, she kept her arms around Damian as he continued to cry. "It's okay, little D," she started. Damian didn't budge, only now starting to let go. "my... -hic- my ears hurt..."

She can't help but bring him closer. His ears must hurt, with the play-dough inside of them. Hopefully, there's nothing wrong with them when it gets taken out.

"It's okay, Damian. We can get the play-dough out--" She must've been loud enough for him to hear, as the moment that last sentence came out, he struggled fiercely in her arms. "No! No! Nooooo! I don't wanna!!"

The tears came out more profusely than before. Damn, he must really want this...or at least, he wants what he thinks he does. "It's okay, Damian! I won't take them out!" She started to reassure him before bringing her lips closer to his ears and repeating what she'd said, to ensure he could hear her through the play-dough.

"...but, we have to see a doctor, to make sure your ears are okay!" She was a sucker for making sure her children are happy. Even though she knew that Damian wanted to have hearing aids of his own, play-dough in his ears could not be healthy for him. She felt bad; how do you tell your child they can't have something because they don't need it? He wanted it, sure, but it's not something you could give them. His hearing was fine - at least, as far as she was aware; perhaps it may be worth checking at some point - but not even his selective hearing can be fixed by hearing aids.

...it's so hard, being a parent sometimes.

[pendwelling]

TWSB Genderswap AU thoughts...

(Felt like exploring their designs while in the middle of writing my "What if TWSB Was Genderswapped? : Gender Expectations, Trope Subversion, and How Jung Eunseo's Gender Identity Affects QPB" essay/analysis (which somehow took an somewhat academic turn) 😭 Please look out for that, whenever I finish it... TvT)

I actually spent quite a bit thinking about this lmao (my thought process would make much more sense if you read my essay but it's still a WIP so 🥹👍) Have some fun silly abridged thoughts instead! :

Cédric M. Riester —> Ségolène Benz Riester

I firmly believe that female!Cédric would look a lot like her mom 🥹 Like Mother, Like Daughter! Long hair is a hassle when you're a swordsman, so she keeps it short... (until she gets jealous over Yeseo and Chris bonding over braiding hair TSK)(actually canon tho LOL)

I also gave female!Cédric the name "Ségolène" (Sieglinde) since it's the French female form of "Siegfried" (to which the author originally confirmed was supposed to be his name until it was changed to better fit the Riesterian setting)! "Céline" was also an option, but there's already a Riester ancestor with that name (Ced's grandmother and Frédérique's mom) and I didn't want them to just switch their names or make her "Céline II", and I'm already SO biased towards "Ségolène" hahaha

(As for the middle name. Well. LMAOOOOO It's self-explanatory, but if you're curious, see the screenshots of my IG story justifications later below! I also just thought it was. really funny OTL)

Christelle Olivier Rambouillet —> Christian Aude Rambouillet

A pretty-looking young man by the name of Christian... I chose "Aude" as the middle name, since that was the sister of "Olivier" in the "Chanson de Roland" where the name comes from! It works well, I find, because Aude is also the betrothed of Roland, which ties in to "Christelle/Christian's" character setting of "love interest", and how Ga-in would eventually gain agency outside of it.

I kept male!Chris' hair long because of the significance it carries for Ham Ga-in who couldn't cut it out of respect/guilt for Ollie 🥲 It's quite a small but significant aspect of Ga-in characterization that would translate well into any version of their character: the notion of "this isn't my body, so I must take care of it well in the original owner's place". (And later, the implied future cutting of hair being the resolution of these dilemmas and internal struggle! I love Ham Ga-in a lot...)

(AND YEAH LOL CHRIS IS STILL SHORTER THAN CED, tho if you want to, you can choose to believe that Chris' 19y.o. body still has room for growth xD)

Jung Yeseo:

As for Jung Yeseo... hahaha her name can remain the same! I wanted to draw her as a pretty girl-next-door unnie, who looks studious, gentle, and cute (but surprisingly fierce when angry LMAO)

Major inspiration was taken from brown-haired shoujo-romance MCs! The original body of the MC from "I Raised a Black Dragon" was especially notable for me. Her design was really cute and always reminded me in some way of Yeseo... TTvT

Anyhow, she's naturally a girl who obliviously captures the hearts of both women and men 🥹👍

(And here's my initial messy IG story thoughts!) :

(Additional thoughts from my twitter/x thread 😭) :

In the first place, CeChri in a Genderswap AU would be so funny to me bc woah... Pretty Transmigrated Duke's Son MC x Handsome Crown Princess (who is taller than him)? Revolutionary. It'd probably be a very genre-convention-defying RoFan haha (I WANT IT)

ADDITIONALLY LAUGHING bc FredAu about the engagement would be like: "Sadie, do not worry, you'll like him. Young Lord Christian is a gentle young man known for his reserved personality, who is also very beautiful (reminds a bit of Alex when we were younger...)(insert nostalgic feelings)..."

🔥, after they've finally become acquaintanced: "Not beautiful at all."

🌊 "WTF????"

🔥 "Not gentle either (TSK)."

Ségolène would probably even get pissed off seeing Chris' long hair. As a knight, she always thinks about convenience. Besides, her father could pull it off because he was very beautiful.

🌊 "WOW! Are you really calling your own fiancé ugly then???"

🔥 "And short."

🌊 "............."

Also thinking about Yeseo first transmigrating, trying futilely to remember what Ségolène looks like. According to Eunseo, the main female lead is very beautiful, so Yeseo images a gorgeous woman with long ebony hair who would look amazing in ornate ball gowns worthy of her position as Crown Princess. A cold-hearted beauty.....

Reality —> Gorgeous, tall woman, broad-shouldered and muscular, with short hair and wearing a knight's uniform.

🌷 "!!!?" (JAW DROPS)

'Wow!? Are the standards for female love interests different these days??'

Yeseo is so flustered she can't raise her eyes (Ségolène is too tall 🤭)

"In the first place, isn't the gap between the FL and the 2nd FL too large...?"

Ségolène: Tall, stunning woman in a uniform with fierce eyes. Hair as dark as the night, a figure that looks undoubtedly very reliable and strong. Great with the sword, and would definitely cut you down without hesitation if need be.

Losna: Significantly shorter, gentle-looking beauty with sly eyes. Long golden hair that curls coyly at the ends, divine-looking yet somewhat enticing like a siren. Soft hands that have never touched a blade, but whose tongue could cut deeply while delivering words in the kindest tone.

🌷, heart pounding, flustered (DENSE): (chuckles) "If I were a man, my heart would definitely be in a frenzy! Even the MC is very pretty, too... They truly are the protagonists!!"

🔥 (piercing stare)(wants yeseo so bad)(is it possible for someone to be so lovable?)(cuteness aggression is so real)

🌊 (thinking about how to make yeseo their priest partner)(very determined and having fun)(already making plans to have everyone in an arranged official sleepover that lasts a lifetime<—somewhat warped view of marriage)

Whenever people see CYC together, it's as if the Empress, Cardinal, and Prince Consort have come back from their youth.

A cold-looking and stubborn Crown Princess with a sword, a young powerful Cleric with a gentle face, a Duke's strong and pretty son with long hair.........

FredAu: (fluffy atmosphere, warm sentimentality, fond memories.....)

🌊 "...? Why are they looking at us like that?"

🔥 (knows from FredAu's gazes that she has gotten parental approval)(like mother like daughter LMAO)

🌷 (doesn't know that her fate has been sealed TSKKK)

(If you can't tell, I'm having a lot of fun with this AU LMAO. Please look forward in 19474893 years when I finally finish my What-if Genderswap AU very-serious essay about this topic TTvT👍

[imtotallyokandnormal]

I can’t imagine how confusing wanting to be hurt for sexual reasons would be for John after everything XD it would have to be very slow, but once he got the hang of it and after many reassurances, they would have a blast.

Ohhh my god ok ok listen I'll explain everything as I write it but...let's just say he will not like it at first-

Reader: gn reader (no genitals described)

Warnings: nsfw, masochism, John gets very worried but ends up very horny, John can be interpreted as dominant or submissive (I believe in Switch Doe Supremacy)

Image link: how are y'all? Tell me about your day

》☆John Doe x Masochist You!☆《

- Sex with John usually is pretty vanilla, because John doesn't know exactly how humans prefer sex and also because he's afraid of giving into his desires and hurting you in the process. So you could imagine they were extremely confused and surprised to say the least when they found out that's actually what you wanted!

- Whether you asked him to do something pretty kinky or even just something small like giving you a hickey, their reaction would be the same; completely stopping and just staring at you with the widest "what the fuck??" eyes possible.

- "...my dear- I thought humans didn't- like to be hurt-??? Why would you want me to hurt you???-"

- On their shirt (yes in this scenario the shirt stays on because I think it's funny) it's just a bunch of ???

- Even if you tried to explain it to them they'd still be extremely confused. I hope you don't mind the mood being ruined by him asking a bunch of questions because honestly he'd be too confused and worried to continue until they entirely understand.

- John would be trying to just process the fact that even after everything he's done to accidentally hurt and even kill you, you still want them to hurt you? But in a different way? Honestly they really wouldn't get it and would be apologizing for not being able to understand.

- You'd have to start out slow for him to get warmed up to it, like just gentle bites on the shoulder or something along those lines. John would tell you to tell him if it hurts too much, they still don't want it to go too far. Honestly they'd be really nervous about it, arms around your waist as he gently does as you ask.

- Your reactions are what get them to start liking it. If you moan or whimper, maybe move against them a bit, that's when their world opens up. Seeing you enjoy him giving in to his less than gentle nature, even if it's a little bit at a time...oh, it'd start to drive him wild.

- The more you beg him to keep going, the more you urge them on to do more things, to go harder, the quicker John starts to feel the adrenaline rush. You liked this- you liked their form of love, the form he tried taming to protect you. In this context, you even loved it. And you wanted more- oh, he'll fucking give you more.

- They'll start getting rough as you continue, maniacally giggling to themselves as they start to do everything they've been holding back to protect you. He'd get a little drunk on it honestly, seeing you enjoy it so much. It makes them want to see the full extent of your pleasure. They want to see you at your climax, begging or even demanding for him to please, please never stop.

- You'll be completely covered in marks by the time you both are through with each other. Of course John still exercised restraint, and if you asked them to stop they wouldn't even hesitate, but seeing the aftermath of his love decorating your skin, even if it's slight...good lord, it makes him absolutely smitten.

- Oh by the way John gives the fucking BEST aftercare this side of The Uncanny Valley, they are absolutely giving you everything you need. Snacks, a bath, anything you requested would be there in seconds flat. Anything to show you the love you want and need. But it really does make them happy seeing you enjoy a form of love he's more familiar with giving.

[incorrectfatui]

okay, more HCs. This one is only Scara, so things might get a lil dark- I'm not normal about him. anywho: Scaramouche: -autistic. I am going to say this about every Harbinger, bc it's the truth. -most traumatized mfer in all of Teyvat. Seriously. someone give this guy a licensed therapist. -as Kabukimono, he's tried to eat several non edible items. This one is inspired by that one researcher who made up a story about him eating a humans arm. The image of little Scara munching on various dangerous items is so cute -related to the above: he still does it sometimes, to fuck with people. Dottore thinks its great. Pierro had to stop him from getting Kuni to eat a delusion. -Eyes (& markings) always glow at least slightly, even if he's not using his powers. Its not really noticeable in the day, but at night you can see it pretty well -hates Pantalone. Not bc he's jealous of him hanging out with Dottore or something (if anything, Pantalone gets jealous), but just because he is an ass. -Went to the Abyss again for a long time, just after Arlecchino became a Harbinger, and kind of forgot that Crucy was replaced. Came back and was like "who the FUCK- oh right". Why? because I think its funny -In general, has a better relationship with most of the female Harbingers than the male ones. -a little self indulgent, but I like to think that he was able to float a lil with electro as well. We see Raiden and Ei do it, and I think it'd be cute if he was able to as well, if to a lesser degree. -has used almost every element at some point, testing delusions with Dotty. Mostly bc I can't really imagine all those researchers just throwing 4 extra elements at shouki no kami and being like "figure it out" -speaking of delusions: I think he didn't use one. His electro is inert and I dont think he used another element. I see people headcanoning his delusion as Anemo, and I get it, but I don't like it all that much -SPEAKING of his electro being inert to his body- I refuse to believe he lost electro completely. The whole "oh he used up his divinity" is lazy. He can still connect to Irminsul, which he only learned while ascending, but he cant use electro anymore, something that he's had since birth? Bullshit. I understand him not using it, but I think it'd be more impactful if that was a voluntary choice. I'd really like to see him recover it over the course of the story -I think Youkai like him. Obviously this excludes Yae Miko, but I think as Kabukimono it wouldn't be strange to see him being followed by some Tanuki or the lesser Kitsune. I would really like to see him interact with the Youkai Children from that one Inazuma event, I think it'd be really cute. -I like seeing people write about him and Kujou Sara, both romantic, platonic and as enemies. The two of them are very similar in some aspects, and then radically different in others. I think it'd be really interesting to see Kujou Sara confronted with her own trauma being reflected onto Ei. I guess this is mostly because I just really like Sara and I want my favs to interact xD -more of a theory, but I think Pierro and Dottore, (will) remember him. He has a lot of foreshadowing in his voiceline about Pierro & Dotty, and other things. He's very clearly endgame/lore relevant, with his story not even being finished. -not a HC, but I wanted to mention it: I'm still stuck in Inversion of Genesis on my main account. I never played past it. I did the Fontaine and Natlan quests for friends/watched them online, but I'm still in IoG on my main, because I never fully decided on a name -last one bc character limit: I really like to imagine him interacting with Neuvilette. I think there could be a lot of interesting discussions had here- Neuvi would absolutely dissaprove of his attempt to overthrow Nahida, but at the same time I think he would, to some degree, understand his obsession with the gnosis. No, the gnosis/authority doesn't belong to Scara (or Ei, for that matter), but I think if you told Neuvi that Scara was quite literally created to hold it, he'd understand, to a degree.

[jadetheblueartist]

Hope you dont mine me bugging you with shark au questions

Sheldon would be a shark too. It'd be funny if he was like a hammerhead.

Are humans more afraid of the teenage sharks than the teenage turtles? It'd probably be harder to use clothes to hide.

Who is the fastest swimmer? Who can swim the longest? And most importantly does leo still like Hawaiian pizza?

Oh I don’t mind the questions at all /gen I love that you’re interested in it!

-um yea hammerhead is perfect for him since they’re known to be pretty smart and he’s a computer hahaha also the whole 360 vision thing is something since i assume he has some sort of surveillance feature, plus he’d be acting as Donnie’s eyes a lot of the time. Also his name is F.I.N.N.E.A.S now :D

-yeah, sharks have a lot worse of a reputation than turtles so they gotta be careful with that. The costumes are usually more involved since they have to hide the dorsal fins and the tails. Thus there are many more old lady outfits (Donnie is living his best life)

-fastest swimmer is Leo, it could be Donnie once he starts to get more athletic and applies himself like in lair games

-Raphie can swim the longest ^^

-and yes XD Leo is not giving up his Hawaiian pizza hahaha

MASTERPOST

[teecupangel]

Can you imagine Desmond getting turned into a condor? They're huge! They're almost as big as a human!

They're pretty chilled out except around predators but I think that's because there is not a single brain cell knocking around in there. Love them

Dunno how one would end up in Syria or Italy but it'd be hilarious to see Altaïr trying to deal with a bird almost as big as he is

… I mean… he can… fly there, I guess? If you don’t want him to just wake up in one of the temples nearby, he can totally fly there instead XD

Condors are really big and it wouldn’t be weird if Desmond turns into a larger than normal condor. Large enough that he would be able to cover Altaïr using his wings.

It would be funny if Desmond likes to spread his wings while behind Altaïr and it makes people believe Altaïr is an angel of death sent to judge their evil deeds.

Altaïr swears Desmond is doing it on purpose but no one believes him because Desmond is just a big bird, Altaïr. Look how sweet he is to you. He wouldn’t do such a thing.

(Desmond would absolutely do such a thing).

Desmond would usually just spend his days chilling in Masyaf because he’s too large that flying anywhere would just cause panic all around. He does follow Altaïr whenever he’s traveling but always stayed out of towns and cities.

He doesn’t know it but he will later become a legendary bird of prey that canonically should be called the ‘roc’.

Unfortunately for him, enough people has heard the Brotherhood call him Desmond that this legendary bird would be called the ‘Desmond’ instead.

Good news though…

Modern Day Desmond isn’t going to be asked ‘like the legendary bird in middle eastern mythology?’ when he introduced himself.

He will, however, be asked at times…

“The Da Vinci painting?”

[singitforthegirls]

Buddie fic: Robin

I just wanted to quickly write something not complicated and sweet as hell. XD I had written some of it a while back, and then I finished it today. I'm trying not to overthink it. XD So have a Buddie ficlet that's a moment in time that I think really fluffy and that's all it is. lol Not beta-ed, just run through Grammarly for like obvious errors and stuff. If you see any errors please let me know so I can fix them. But otherwise ENJOY! :D

"Grandpa Bobby, Grandpa Bobby! Help!" 

It's Sunday at the Grant-Nash house, and Bobby is enjoying the calm before the storm. The storm is a 4-year-old blonde girl with her hair in a messy braid. She is dressed in a dress with dinosaurs on it, some green tights, and sparkly sneakers.

"What is it, Dani?"

That little girl was Buck's spitting image. Of course, he wasn't around when he was a kid, but Maddie had shown him some old photos, so he had a pretty good idea. His heart still sang when Dani called him grandpa, even if he wasn't her grandfather through blood.

He followed her out into the yard and noticed Christopher standing there and looking down at something small on the grass. Bobby leaned down to get a better look at it, and Dani did the same next to him, with her eyes as wide as possible and scared. 

"He fell down, and we couldn't get him back up," Christopher mumbled to Bobby, like the teenager he was, trying to hide his worry for the baby bird a bit better than Dani.

"That's okay; it was smart of you to come get me," Bobby told them. He patted Dani on the head, and she batted his hand away with a huge grin on her face." It looks like it's a baby robin," he said.

"Yeah, Daddy told us not to touch them if we saw them on the ground. Just to let someone know."

Dani was sprawled out on the grass next to the little baby robin, staring at it and ripping up chunks of grass just to let it fall back on the ground. He should probably tell her to stop that, but he didn't feel like it. It was just grass. It'd grow back.

"Your Daddy's a pretty smart guy. Let me go get a ladder and some gloves."

He'd usually just leave the baby bird where it was, but this one looked a bit too young and probably wasn't quite ready to leave the nest just yet. He'd just have to keep an eye out it for the next few days.

-*-

"All done. Little baby robin is back home."

Bobby took the last step down from the stepladder and took off his gloves before picking up the ladder and leaning it against a tree. Dani jumped in the air and clapped as hard as she could, a grin on her face. Chris had sat in a nearby lawn chair and was deep into his phone.

"Yay, thank you, Grandpa Bobby." Dani practically screamed as she flung herself onto his legs and hugged him as tight as she could, but then she lowered her voice and said, "It's so funny that that bird has the same name as my new sister."

Bobby looked over at Chris, who had looked up from his phone and raised one eyebrow. Bobby knew they were expecting another baby via surrogacy any day now, but last he knew, they hadn't decided on a name. 

"Yeah, they just decided on the name like yesterday."

Chris told Bobby before shrugging and returning to his phone. Ah, to be an 18-year-old in today's world where everything is at your fingertips through a screen.

There's a sudden clatter behind them, and Dani zooms past him like lightning. Christopher walked past him leisurely and headed towards the kitchen now that his babysitting duty was over. Bobby turned around and noticed that Buck was putting a potted plant back on an end table. Eddie was closer to where Bobby stood, trying to suppress a giggle at his husband's misfortunes with the plant. 

"Dad!"

Dani launched herself at Eddie, who grabbed her easily and lifted her up into his arms. She cuddled up to him and hid her face in his chest as she told him about what they had been doing. 

"We helped a little baby bird with the same name as Robin!"

"That's great, mija."

Eddie is readjusting his grip on Dani as Buck joins them, looking more rumpled than when they arrived for dinner earlier. But Bobby didn't want to think too much about what they had been getting up to somewhere in his house. That's just too awkward. 

"So, I hear you've settled on a name for the little one." 

"Yeah, it was Robin or Roberta. No offense, but Roberta sounds too much like an 80-year-old grandma. But we wanted to honor you; you gave us a real family. We wouldn't be here if it weren't for you." 

As Buck explained their choice of names for the newest member of the family, his cheeks blossomed with red rapidly. Eddie managed to half-hide his grin in Dani's hair, which was now loose from its braid and all over the place.

"None taken. I'm flattered either way. Now, who wants ice cream?" 

Buck rolled his eyes fondly, but Bobby led them into the kitchen anyway because he took his duty as a grandparent very seriously. This meant spoiling your grandchildren rotten, like with ice cream on a Sunday afternoon.

You can also read it on Ao3 here if you want. This is Dani's Dino dress, btw: Click here

[oompaloompadidu]

could I request ADA and The Guild (male characters) x female reader who is really tall? I'm 6'1 XD thank you ✩✰

Wow you're so tall! I'm just 5'5" lol

Why didn't you ask port mafia as well?? It would'be been so funny! Chuuya would be so jealous of you!! 🤣🌸🩷

Anyway, here it is. hope you like it ❤️

I think Poe wouldn't really care much about your height, as long as you have a good heart. I even think he could like to be a little bit shorter, you know? I feel like he loves to be cuddled and you being taller is the perfect excuse to be the little spoon. But you mustn't make fun of him because he'd get really sad and think he did something wrong or that you don't love him anymore. He would always say "you're intelligent. Maybe you're taller because all that intelligence wouldn't have had enough space otherwise."

Ah, and Karl loves to get on your head and then jump on his and backward as well. PARKOUR.

Huh. He's a giant, what did you think? He doesn't care you're tall, he's taller. I have to be honest? I don't really know how he would act in a relationship, but I think it'd be a distance relationship since now he's ✨under the sea✨. Anyway, when he is with you, he'd just do anything you want to pass some time with you and scare the sh-t outta men that try to flirt with you. I think he'd also be a bit uncomfortable to wake up next to, right? I mean, seeing his face when you just woke up must be a little weird, considering how he always looks so disinterested and 'I'm going to kill you' all the time. He'd never hurt you, but I think he wouldn't even smile or laugh that much. Just... He's there. He enjoys your company in silence.

Mr. Money! Hmmm... Okay, how the hell do you think he would accept to be in a relationship? I think he's too obsessed with his wife. I mean, that's also right since they're married! So yeah, he doesn't care if you are or not taller than him, mostly because he just sees you as a friend or subordinate.

Yayyy! Dazai's turn! Sooo. He'd literally be happy that you're taller, I think. It's not every day he gets to know a woman who's taller or as tall as him, and he's somewhat attracted to it. He could kiss you without needing to lean in! So much more comfortable! And he likes hugging you without the risk to suffocate you (I think it's quite uncomfortable to be hugged and have your nose crushed against your s/o's chest or shoulder).

Kunikida? Well, in his notebook he explicitly wrote that his ideal woman must be tall. At least to his nose, so when she wears heels they'd be the same height. Thought, he'd be a bit uncomfortable if you were SO tall to be taller than him.

Height? Ahahahahah! He doesn't give a damn. If you spoil him and tell him he's the most intelligent man you know he'll be the happiest person on earth. He just wants you to acknowledge that he's smart and pretty (and buy him a lot of candies), but you must be smart as well. He'd get too bored if there wasn't at least a bit of competition between the two of you.

Mmmh... this is interesting... but I don't think he'd be too uncomfortable with you being taller than him. I mean, I think he just needs someone who supports him and is very kind, if you are then he doesn't ask anything else, he'd love you with all his heart 💞

[sarathrwizard]

hi! :D really random question, like actually :) but i’m curious… have you heard about ninjago? if you did, got any opinions on it? :)

:O

I LOVE NINAJGO! I've seen all the seasons at least twice! The first season was one of the best for character building! You can not deny that every character is lovable! Even Dareth!

Zane is so cooky in the first season! And I love him for that! His conversation cues are a little off which is so funny! XD

I love Nya! They gave her such a good balance for her strength! And the way she argues to herself, just sounds like me way too much!

Kai is such a bro! He takes care of everyone! But he's also a hothead! Because he's the fire ninja! This show has way more puns then some may realize!

Lloyd is a good character. You just have to remember that it's a 6 year old in a 16 year old body! But knowing that, all his actions make sense! This poor kid! having to fight monsters when he still has the mind of a 6 year old! (I need to keep him safe!)

Cole... he just feels so innocent somehow. Like this is the kid with a sad backstory! His Mom died and his Dad wasn't there emotionally! But it felt good when He and his Dad could finally settle their disagreement. Also he loves cake, and I love cake too! :D

Jay is the funniest! He's so loud and half the time he doesn't make sense. If someone pulled a prank, it'd be him. although he'd feel pretty bad if he pulled a prank on Nya! Love at first mention of her name. :)

All in all, Ninjago is just fantastic! Thank you so much for asking! I was able to go through this fantastic journey down memory lane!

Lord bless you!

[requincouche]

What's your favorite season of the year?

Spring !!

I love Spring... My body hates spring, due to all the pollen and dust in the air, but I love spring ^^. It is so pretty to see the nature come back to life after months of grey-brown inactivity. Winters aren't cold, where I live, though they're still cold enough where it gets kinda annoying and you wish for warmth.

Though, the good thing is that this year I finally got annoyed enough about hay-fever that I did several visits to my GP to ask for other medication, and be insistent that I get something which actually works even if it's expensive for me to buy. I used to get cetirizine and loratidine prescribed, whichever the doctor preferred... Although these are cheap, but neither of these did much for me xD. Maybe it'd take the edge off, I really can't tell cus hay-fever is such an all-or-nothing ailment for me. Either I'm using 100 tissues per day, or I'm using 1. So I got bilastine, which initially did nothing much either.. but doc said I can take up to 4 pills of it per day xD. So now I take 3 if it's really bad (primarily in late May, and early June) and 1 or 2 if it's milder (July, August, September).

Hm. sorry for this personal excursion... I don't like sharing really personal-personal details about myself, especially when it's medical stuff... Though I find my rampant allergies for the things that I love so much kinda funny ^^. xD my previous GP insisted on testing for which things I'm allergic. I told him that it's just grasses and trees and it doesn't really matter for the outcome (= me taking a pill to stop dying during the day). But he was concerned that I'd get allergic as well to other stuff like cats, dogs, house-dust, peanuts, shell-fish and that can be really dangerous if it develops further. Hm so I said sure go ahead, but please not one of those skin-allergy tests where they poke the skin on your back with a whole bunch of allergens. Those are so awful xD. Alternatively, the test could be done from a blood sample. Yes, please do that, take a tube of my blood and test whatever you like. But the results from it were so inconclusive xD. I think the way they test this is by using an ELISA-like test where the blood is deposited into an array of allergens onto a plate or paper or whatever. But cus those allergen-spots are next to each other, if one of them is very very strong; its signal will leak into the surrounding ones. So the results were that I was allergic to 'everything', including things like peanuts and cats which I know I'm not allergic to. But yeah the spots for grass and trees were so strong that their signal leaked into all the other spots. Kinda useless test, if you think about it. But I refuse to do that skin-prick allergy test again. Makes me feel like there's a whole tree under my skin 😂, the itch from it is so intense

[fdragon-art]

Day 16 (30 Days | Homestuck - Day 2) - Favourite Troll (Karkat Vantas)

"You never expect the grumpy grub of a troll to be the underbarkbeast that steals your blood pumper, and yet..."

=Thoughts=

When energy is low, you typically go for pieces that aren't too ambitious - hence largely symmetrical pose - but if the idea doesn't give much motivation, even that may seem an unlikely product. Finding an idea that holds the imagination right as your energy wishes you to keep it simple is an interesting challenge at times.

I opted for a simple perspective piece since a lot of it could still be done with symmetry, and some transformation tool during the sketching process allows for a somewhat easier time making the idea at least look presentable.

The angle is...not one I've got much practice with, though. I wouldn't mind doing some proper perspective practices since the various angles that can come from it - and thus, interest within a piece - makes for good potential.

Probably the one main challenge I've got with it, however, is making the eyes look towards the screen while also fitting the perspective of the piece. These ones aren't horrible, but the face still doesn't seem quite right. It's a decent practice piece, though~

[algerian-lady]

The Genos style analysis i was talking about (only it's just an amateur's rumbling)

I just love clothes and fashion and rumbling about them, just like everyone i know, and it can keep me up to unholy hours of the morning lol, anyways, Genos is one of my fave opm characters, i just love his design, his personality and ofc his fights! He's one of the characters that changes his style often in the series and i find that really interesting, we gushed over it a bit earlier but i wanted to make a more detailed analysis over it. (i say that, but don't expect much from me, i'm not some proessional fashion designer or stylist, i just love clothes)

Season 1:

Earlier Genos style, he wears jeans/plain trousers, simple sleeveless shirts showcasing his cool intricate high-tech arms, he wears knee length boots in his first outfit and sneakers on the others. For accessories, he does like to wear different types of belts and he has earrings on (both earrings and shirts are practical, I assume his whole outfit is supposed to be light for his fighting, also as it was pointed out in the comments, he does destroy his clothes a lot so he probably need a change often). His hair is styled down, it's disheveled in a stylish way.

don't get me wrong, he looks good but it's pretty basic and doesn't say my about his tastes as you may say.

Now starts season two: (that's when i started the manga and started to notice his style, i didn't give it much attention before)

immidiately we can see a little style improvement with the addition of accesories like a jacket i'm sure he doesn't need for anything else than to look cool, and that such a nice fit on the lower pics, i love the turtle neck and truck pants tucked in those stylish boots (especially coupled with those new part.)

(the first pic seems to be his default outfit at home, nice armor tho), the second pic is so nice? like the baggy pants and big ass belt, also the insane armsi love that, not to mention we got a new haircut;

it saddly only lasted for one arc,

We se variations of that outfit throughout the arc, for me it's the arms, how can Murata manage to draw such amazing designs?

Monster association arc:

right off the bat, it starts pretty strong. i mean look at that hoodie, i want it! but if this was good then wait for it...

This look is gorgeous!!!! look at that jacket and pants and more importantly his centipede gear!! (it's so sad it had to go)

Honorable mentions:

in conclsuion, Genos's style and looks is his way to express himself and the more we progress down the story the more we see him in some really good items, i feel like it's not about a change of style completely but the existence of two styles, one more plain and simple for everyday wear and another for when he wanna make an entrence and is feeling pretty confident and good about himself, bless ma boi.

Side notes:

Neo Heroes saga:

this is so funny, i bet he does it on a daily basis at this rate lol (the only thing that doesn't change is his face, but you can't change perfect 🥺 my Boi is, soft features and demon eyes 👌 so endearing) .

There's nothing much to say here, he's shirtless, he's going for that apparently (again very confident), the armory is simple enough, except for the chest, i like that sobre darker look, reminds me of drive knight and i love that guy's design.

in fact, i have a feeling Genos machinery is gonna look simpler in the future but also more efficient, i wanna see the strongest cyborg Genos design, i imagine it'd be the most simple but solid and unbeatable.

unpopular opinion i'd appreciate more parted hair/pulled back:

it'd be cool if i found an analysis on Amai sweet Mask or Sonic's style, these are the stylish trio in my heart. if it had already been done i'd love to read it, although doing it myself would take years since this took a week and i'm not ready to do it again anytime soon lol XD

[cielles-random-vault]

ATSV CHARACTERS AT THE BEACH!!?!?!?!?!?!?!,

i just came (haha funny word) home from the beach and im hella exhausted but :3 it's been a while since i last posted smth "real" on here so there i go 🕺🏻

(apologies to @ukranianacearo im working on your request i promise my computer keeps dying and the heat make it hell to finish BUT we 🆙️ 🫡)

SO content :3 // headcanons only, miguel, hobie, both miles and peter b parker are included :D and indeed gender neutral reader,, enjoy 🕺🏻🫶🏼

also idk if that makes sense but reader is in a separate relationship with all the characters and slightly ooc everyone 🫡

☆ hobie is the one who proposed going to the beach and you'd be the only one who hyped him up. the hardest spidersociety's member to convince obviously being miguel, you ran to lyla to do so. (since he has a soft spot for her he said yes, not for fun but to watch on you and the others. (but he actually ends up having fun)

"come on, it'll be fun!plus, it would be a shame to not come since it's like 35 degrees outside, and it'd give you a well-deserved vacation"

+ he's the kind to throw you in the freezing water because he'd find it funny how you're mad at him afterwards (but you never stay mad at him for a long time because look at that man. he is a slut. (in a pretty way) + he's also the kind of boyfriend to carry you on his shoulders to like. idk what's that's called but like he'd have on his shoulders and fight another person on another's shoulders. (you would lose bc you didn't stop moving)

☆ miguel would be the grumpy kind for sure. he came there because he knew that'd make him happy and you know he can't help it when it comes to his sunshine <3 (guess lyla isn't his only soft spot X)) he would definitely hold you like a princess in the water and teach you how to swim if you don't know how to,, he'd even find it cute

(in a soft tone) "why do you want to go to the beach? to learn how to swim? OK i'll gladly teach you :D"

and then he'd just turn into the softest teacher ever bc it'd remind him of teaching his daughter. eventually you didn't succeed at learning how to swim, but at least you spent a very wholesome moment together :D

☆peter would be the crackhead dad XD i js feel like you'd be the one watching him and mayday and even help him teach mayday to swim :3 + he'd be like super hyper because going to the beach isn't something he does often bc of his spiderman job and stuff so :3

"what did you say?? you want to go to the beach with me and mayday?? YES PLEASE. ITS BEEN YEARS SINCE I HAD ANY FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT."

☆ 1610 miles would be so hype bc he never went to the beach before, so going with his partner for the first time? he sure is happy :D

"wait?!?!?! is this a kind of date? this is so cool!!!"

but then the heat would just make you too tired to actually swim so you'd just chill, like cuddles and stuff

☆earth 42 miles wouldn't be hyped at first because he's more of an indoors person, like to him going outside when it's already hot us unuseful

"don't you want to stay inside? not gonna lie, im a bit lazy to go out right now."

but he accepts, and he had more fun than he would ever admit

the two last ones seem hurried im sorry 😭😭😭

but :> hope you enjoyed!

please reblog it helps a lot with reach, please, and thank you!

[call-me-rucy]

Beginning by the beginning (3)

(Almost there! Almost up to date!)

Miles rides his way to the trap, because we as readers can see it's a trap. This is stellar storytelling because we know something is gonna happen but not what exactly so it makes you even more invested.

"But he'd known that would be part of the game when he'd demanded to play." Possible reference to the title. Although in all chances this was written before the book was titled. Either way, I like it!!

Let me tell you, "Miles almost dies drowned in slow-quick-sand" was not in my bingo card for this book. Then again, this is McMaster "Here's a horseback chase in my sci-fi book" Bujold. I do not really have a bingo card for this book, it'd be pretty useless I fear.

Metzov. It'll take a bit for me to remember his name but I'll get to it eventually, specially if he insist on being an ass to Miles. And also women. "Miles wondered sourly if the general would then agree that a woman armed in a technological war might as well be a man."

Miles spoke through his teeth, words jerked out as though by pliers. "Would you have preferred the interview you'd be having right now if I'd permitted myself to freeze, sir?"

Ouffffff, that's some great great dialogue. See, this is why I love Miles.

"He'd simply have to avoid Metzov as much as possible for the next six months." <- Sounds like something that will go very wrong to the point of being funny on a reread but I'll have to wait to be sure.

And thus we are up to date! Because otherwise this post will be shorter than the previous two, I'll add here some fun facts about when I started reading this series:

I say that I'll eventually remember Metzov because one of my first thoughts when reading "Shards of Honor" was "Man, I have to remember this book's title because it I have to search it by its Vor-whatever saga name, I'll never be able to find anything because it's so hard to remember". Cut to me now knowing by heart pretty much all the Barrayaran family trees that have been explained so far. (Though I still sometimes confuse Vorhalas with Vortala but that's the only thing).

This all was because I took the books out the library randomly, I had never heard of this series before but hey, it was sci-fi and the cover looked pretty. (I've come to know that this series isn't really graced with covers as cool as it deserves but here, see? This one was cool enough to pull me in).

I also didn't realize "Lois" was a mostly exclusively female name and then had an "Oooooooh, that actually makes a lot of sense" moment when I finally became invested enough to google the author. Canon FMA fan moment, anyone?

I'm a disaster xD

Anyways, this concludes the recap part of the live blog so from now on the posts will be actually live, shorter and more random, all still in this same tag. (Also, if you followed me just for this you may want to silence the professor layton tag, I'm really annoying about those games). Cheers! <3