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homelander almost crying because a bunch of random politicians called him dumb is top-1 scene of the episode. y’all, he was not created to be the smartest person alive. he’s just a pretty boy and that should be enough
#this scene was so funny#he literally did NOT understand a word they were saying#people on twitter a while ago tried to convince me that john is smart but he so clearly ISNT#he is just pretty fck off from him#btw the episode was tame and ridiculous. it wasnt even half bad the twitter made it to be#the boys#the boys tv#the boys season 4#the boys spoilers#homelander#john homelander#the boys homelander
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collection of some molly sketches :] im obsessed with drawing him smiling hugely looking mischievous
#mollymauk tealeaf#mollymauk fanart#critical role#critical role fanart#mighty nein#the mighty nein#critrole#m9#clip studio paint#id in alt text#artistic nudity#kind of? you cant even really see his ass bc of the tail so its pretty tame. but idk#anyways big smile screen right hand gesture is apparently my go too molly pose#ive been itching 2 color these for ages#im so swamped with stuff for school that its hard to justify fanart LMAO but i finished a lot of stuff this week so i gave myself a treat#YAYYYYYY#itseart#ALSO i think im realizing i dont work with purples as a base color that often???#but its rlly fun to paint purple skin
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I feel like everybody who's freaking out over the Typhlosion folklore story from the Teraleaks needs to be introduced to this video
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#pokémon#pokemon#pokemon leaks#pokémon leaks#teraleak#pokemon teraleaks#Pretty average Selkie story to be honest.#Hell this is tame by mythology standards#Felt the need to post this because people are going all puritan on what is essentially just a G-rated werewolf boyfriend#typhlosion#I for one am intrigued by Typhlosion Selkie Man#Youtube
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Finally warping outta there
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#my art#honkai star rail#hsr himeko#hsr kafka#kafhime#hsr stelle#hsr firefly#I wanted to avoid a foxian looking Himeko for her half-transformation#like that's hot and all but#really not fitting for the vibe#I didn't write it in because it made it look too cluttered but#there's the sound of bones cracking and muscles straining when she grows like that#those FX subtitles or whatever are in my heart#i wanted it to look pretty gnarly#buuuut nothing I tried was working for me#so this tame half transformation is what you get#maybe I’ll figure it out later 🤔
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post-credit domestics (⚠️ mildly saucy doodles below the cut)
#akia art#olba#baxter ward#olba mc#suggestive#it's ass o clock time to post after-epilogue bullshi-#woe brainworms be upon (me) (pls send help it's been a yr why're they still here)#didn't feel like drawing that many regular proportioned ppl after the comics tho so here are a gazillion chibis#+ at this point idk how many more scenes i'll draw longform#i lov the office convo but i'm shy abt drawing maggie at max cuddly 🤣 these cut doodles Will Suffice#i do think they're pretty tame after traversing wild west twitter lmfao so idk if they rly warrant the fuss#but the fandom seems to trend young so when in doubt cw#(dm the edit..i even wrote 2016 but completely forgot his zebra dye lmao sry for the disrespect on ur initials baxter
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A moment alone
sunset in the codlands
#fwhimmyweek2024#fwhimmy#fwhip#fwhip fanart#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#empiresshipping#mcyt shipping#joifeeart#kiss#yes thats the most shippy it will get sorry the next two are pretty tame#queue
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with how unreliable all those narrators are, the whole season might actually be a bored dreamstat’s amusing little daydream
#my art#I’m sure a smart person can write a whole ass dissertation about louis and armand’s relationship this season#but I’m just gonna continue screaming about the choice to make multiple of their kisses completely shrouded in darkness/almost a silhouette#thanks for that show I’m so normal about it#interview with the vampire#iwtv#interview with the vampire amc#iwtv amc#iwtv fanart#iwtv art#louis de pointe du lac#the vampire armand#loumand#and#dreamstat#of course of course wouldn’t want to forget our favourite most fabulous representation of Louis’ psyche#and just in case and to be safe (although I’d think it’s pretty tame considering the show)#tw: gore#tw: blood#cw: gore#cw: blood
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some small ish mlp doodles i did
#my art#mlpfim#mlp spike#mlp discord#mlp starlight#mlp trixie#mlp thorax#OK SO FOR THAT SPIKE DESIGN: hes a lil more lanky as the series goes on and to give some breathing room ofr the wings#because personally the wings are a good addition but it makes his design a lil crowded you know#he also has a lil horn on his head that CAN do magic albiet pretty tame compared to regular unicorns#my hc is that bc spike was born a specific way (twilight produces a powerful spell that goes haywire during her entry exam) he gets a horn#so he has some unicorn genes in him that has him be the first dragon to really use magic!#i love the idea alot
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foods of the Lands Between: spicy prawns · she-crab soup · meat dumplings · pickled veggies · herba tea · sheep's milk cheese · beast blood pancakes · rowa jam tarts
while Elden Ring has a variety of consumable items, most of them are described as being medicinal in nature. I wanted to come up with food that people in the Lands Between might have for actual meals! all of these were inspired directly by in-game items & creatures.
flavor text (hehe) below the cut:
spicy prawns: Widely enjoyed in Liurnia due to the abundance of crayfish, and seasoned with the same fiery spices used to prepare exalted flesh.
she-crab soup: A rich bisque made with fish stock, cream, fortified wine, crab meat, and crab eggs. The roe of giant crabs is particularly prized for use in this dish.
meat dumplings: A staple in the Lands Between made with whatever meat is readily available (springhare, guillemot, and land octopus are common fillings). Methods of preparation vary as much as the meat, and they're sometimes enjoyed fermented or raw.
pickled veggies: Mixed vegetables preserved in a sour brine and stored inside of clay pots. Edible mushrooms and cave moss are frequent additions. They can supposedly be thrown at attackers in a pinch to inflict the [PICKLED] status.
herba tea: A beverage made from herba leaves that have been meticulously steamed, dried, and ground into a fine powder, then whisked into hot water. It can also be steeped from fresh herba, though the powdered form is preferred for both its stronger flavor and ease of storage.
sheep's milk cheese: A blue cheese made from the raw milk of rolling sheep. Creamy and tangy, with a salty rind that tastes of seagrass. Its vibrant veins of mold come from fungi that flourish in Limgrave’s coastal caves.
beast blood pancakes: The blood of beasts makes a handy substitute when fresh eggs are hard to come by. These dense and savory pancakes are often served with buttery marrow from the beast's own bones, plus a hearty dollop of rowa jam.
rowa jam tarts: While red rowa is rather sour and more commonly consumed by animals than people, the golden fruit from the Altus Plateau makes especially sweet preserves that are perfect for use in tarts and other desserts. Such treats are precious things.
#elden ring#food#i was also inspired by dungeon meshi a bit :]#but tbf these dishes are pretty tame because i wanted them to be realistic#i'm sure there's some wild tarnished out there making braised glintstone dragon and arteria leaf pesto tho#cas draws
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“Oh, Mango,” my imaginary audience cries, “Where have you been this week?” And the answer, my friends, is simple: I couldn’t get these stupid gay men out of my head so I made my first ever animatic about it. No-Eyed Girl is SO Billford coded don’t fight me on this.
Also I drew a companion piece to this post, so go check it out if you want <3
#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#animatic#animation#sorry for the jank I edited this on imovie#also this is pretty tame billford tbh but LISTEN I just had to make something about it#might draw an art piece related to this if I have the energy#this is my first animatic so Be Nice#yeah it’s 2 fps. and I still had to split it into four (!!!) parts so I didn’t blow up my computer#lemon demon#no eyed girl#spirit phone#here’s hoping this exports properly
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Literally never recovering from that one scene where Zayne rolls his eyes at MC teasing him. Like just look at him
The little millisecond smirk when he does it
The way he rolls his entire head with his eyes
The sass is so strong with him I can't
#love and deepspace#love & deepspace#lads#l&ds#zayne love and deepspace#zayne#li shen#love and deep space#lads edits#lads gif#hes such a brat deep down and I have the urge to find and tame it#also why tumblr why did you obliterate the quality of this gif??? it was so pretty how dare you 😭#this is also my proof that Zayne is ND bc he rolls his eyes with his whole body like the rest of us lol
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made a terrible web guide for terrible comic day! Spiders put lots of effort into their silk, so I thought i'd share some of my amateur observations and inspire others to make their own! There's lots of variation between species and individual spiders, so none of this is strict or anything. But spiders and their webs are so cool! Be safe and be respectful if you decide to observe your local web weavers :)
#makeaterriblecomicday2024#my art#comic#art ref#spiders#arachnids#arachnaphobia#bugs#i think i kept it pretty tame but i know not everyone wants to see even that#arachne#spidersona
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🫴 have this lil cropped sketch as i am probably gonna be a bit quiet once again – just for the rest of this week due to deadlines, work, and a spot of social plans that don't leave a lot of room for working on personal stuff ✨
bonus – showing my Seb sketches to my non-HL bestie:
#i'll be floating around on discord in the meantime huhuhu#also i think this is my first sebastian-centric drawing???#apparently the right motivation i needed was the new and constant desire to draw this man NEEDY AF#all things considered this is actually a pretty tame drawing from me for the first time in a while 👀#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#sebastian sallow#hl#hl art#celdraws#celerydays
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FORCEBOOK as TOPMEW in the ONLY FRIENDS official trailer.
#only friends#only friends the series#forcebook#force jiratchapong#book kasidet#mjblr#anyways. this is pretty tame. tumblr CHILL
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For the @steddie-spooktober day 30 prompt : ‘Where in the hell did you find that costume?’
rated: M | cw: none | tags: vampire!Steve Harrington, chubby Eddie Munson, blood drinking, established relationship, d/s undertones, hand feeding
Inspired by @scoops-aboy86 ‘s little AU that u can read here !!! :3c
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‘Where in the hell did you find that costume?’ Eddie asks, stepping out of the green room bathroom with his eyeliner smudged just the way he likes.
‘What? It’s funny.’ Steve says from the doorway, having just finished a final perimeter check of the venue. He does a little 180, showing off his yellow and navy letterman and blue jeans, dressed just like Michael J Fox in Teen Wolf.
‘Yeah it’s funny, but when did you even have the time to shop?’ Eddie asks, picking at the table of snacks, popping a mini muffin in his mouth.
Steve tracks the movement. ‘Oh you know, I just called around a couple stores, had them put it aside for me and then sent someone to get it as part of your rider. Rockstar boyfriend perks.’ He shrugs, closing a locking the door. He can hear the stage hands in the distance setting up, they have time.
He hears Eddie’s heartbeat increase slightly too. ‘What are you dressed as?’ He asks, stalking slowly closer, setting his sunglasses on the coffee table.
‘A vampires latest victim.’ Eddie wiggles his eyebrows, finishing a donut. He’s in a sleeveless black mesh shirt, tattoos and round pink nipples on display, and wide leg, high waisted slacks that hug his thick waist in way that makes Steve’s mouth water. Every so often a tabloid will get a shot of Eddie and say something about his weight, the industry not used to a rockstar that isn’t heroin thin. After something like that Eddie always makes a point of showing more skin on stage, letting the people know how proud he is of his body.
After all, it keeps Steve alive. Perfect and plump as it is. Eddie needs to keep his strength up, to be able to handle Steve’s appetite.
Eddie’s sucking strawberry juice from his fingers and Steve can’t take it anymore. In an instant he’s across the room and crowding Eddie against the wall, having picked up a brownie on the way.
‘Vampires victim? So you need me to help complete your costume right? Give the kids a real show out there.’ Steve says, holding the treat just out of reach.
‘Stevie.’ Eddie slurs, opening his mouth, pupils growing. Steve feels his own flower shaped ones unfurl slightly at the soft pink of Eddie’s tongue, at the rushing of his blood.
‘Open up baby.’ He says, one hand wrapped possessively around Eddie’s chubby hip. ‘I know you want the adrenaline rush for the stage, little junky, but you know the rules, food first.’ Steve whispers, lips on Eddie’s cheek as he feeds the brownie into his panting mouth.
Eddie whines, chewing and writhing under Steve’s hands, baring his neck.
‘You’re more than just a victim though aren’t you?’ Steve murmurs, picking Eddie up easily and walking them over to the couch. Laying Eddie down beneath him.
‘Victim.’ Steve kisses Eddie’s temple, his cheek and over his sweet sugar coated lips. ‘Slave.’ Down his soft jaw. ‘Pet.’ Over the tense muscle of his neck. ‘Dearest love.’ Steve breaths deep feeling his fangs grow. ‘Soulmate.’ He bites; sweet molten blood flooding his tongue. They moan in unison, Steve drinking and laving and sucking. Eddie whining and thrusting below him, into Steve’s strong thigh, pinned and used and panting with pleasure.
Steve drinks his fill, licking over the wound to close it but keeping two little red puncture wounds and kissing the red mess around to really finish Eddie’s costume.
‘Fuck. I need, uh, well.’ Eddie babbles, still blissed out and Steve giggles at the faint blush across his cheeks. Even after all these years Eddie’s still gets shy about how much he likes Steve doing that.
‘I have clean underwater in my bag baby, like always.’ Steve says, kissing Eddie’s lips and rising off him.
Eddie hums and closes his eyes. Steve listens to Eddie’s heartbeat slowly descend as he rummages around for tissues and boxers. Coming back to the couch to help Eddie sit and undoing his pants for him. Any part of aftercare has always been Steve’s favourite, all of it just made easier with his powers. More easily in tune, stronger, faster.
‘Want another treat before you go out there?’ Steve asks.
Eddie blinks slowly at him, dopey little smile on his face. He nods and Steve laughs as he brings another brownie to Eddie’s lips, rubbing his palm in gentle circles over his stomach.
‘Showtime baby.’ Steve says, hearing the stagehand calling for the other members at the end of the hallway, on their way to Eddie’s changing room. ‘Ready to melt their faces?’
Eddie giggles. Blinking hard and holding his hand out for Steve to help him to his feet. He kisses Steve long and filthy until the door opens and he’s called to stage.
‘You better still have your costume on when I’m done. It’s hot.’ Eddie says. waltzing out the door.
Steve listens to the steady thrum of his loves heartbeat all through the show. Counting down the minutes until he can get Eddie under him again.
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This is my last post for the steddie spooktober!! Ty so much to everyone who has read and interacted!!!!
It’s been a feat and I can’t believe it’s over, but it really gave me something fun to focus on this month! which has helped me deal with the stresses in my life immensely. Ty so much @steddie-spooktober for hosting! Mwah!
#it’s done!!!!#hurray!!!!#sorry to end on a freaky one but vampire steve is too good not to tag everyone#hotlunch#steddie#steve x eddie#drabbles#steddiespooktober#steddie spooktober#ye I feel like this is pretty tame but if ur not into people feeding eachother sorry lol#chubby eddie munson
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Phillip Graves Headcanons
A character study, of sorts (all sfw btw)
Has committed war crimes and will do it again >:)
Cares deeply about his Shadows and the Shadow company as a whole
Sooome loyalty to those who employ him, but at the end of the day he is a merc working for personal gain
He won’t turn on someone just because he got a better offer, he’s got some morals, plus reputation is important
Loves seeing a plan come together (let’s fucking gooo!!)
When a mission goes ass up and he loses some good men, you know it’s serious because he’s dangerously quiet, not cursing, jaw clenched
Coffee addict. Creamer is a must tho.
Suuuch a smart ass, will try to get the last word in on everything. Also loves to playfully argue
As a child he used to have a pet raccoon
Just. Just imagine this, right. Teeny tiny Phillip, his two front baby teeth just fell out. He’s holding a raccoon up by its armpits swinging the thing all over the place as he bounds up to his ma all excited-like, asking if he can keep it, please please please
Very touchy. Hugs, pats, hip bumps, shoulder touches, etc, usually done practically subconsciously.
Especially with a S/O, his hands would be aaaall over em. Hand on their back, head on shoulders, hand holding, hell even just sitting really close together or brushing shoulders… he’s all for it
Has a particular fondness for booty grabs as well
Sometimes he has to spend some time just sitting down with a blank stare into nothingness. Error 404. Factory reset. Etc etc. It’s good for the soul, or so he says.
As a teenager he used to break into abandoned buildings
Loves watching trivia type shows like jeopardy, family feud, who wants to be a millionaire. Gets really stoked when he gets something right before the contestant
Is a decent enough cook but Hot Shit when it comes to baking. Somehow always gets the recipe wrong, or takes it out before it’s done baking… or after its already burnt. Took him way too long to realize that baking can’t be treated like cooking and that he can’t just eyeball things or measure with the heart
He’s a master with a grill though. His cookouts are the BOMB
100% has one of those “kiss the cook” aprons
Man’s is rich rich. Has a whole fancy property with a mansion for a house, complete with an outdoor pool + hot tub, fountain + waterfall, personal gym, huuuge tv, wine cellar, pool room, heated bathroom floor, etc etc
Owns a navy blue velvet armchair that wildly contrasts with all other furniture. He’s not entirely sure why he got it in the first place, it just Spoke to him. He’s definitely fallen asleep in it and got a horrible crick in his neck too many times to count
Talks to inanimate objects a liiiittle too much tbh
Will NOT tell his Shadows when his birthday is. He knows they’ll hold it against him or try to do some prank or WORSE throw a surprise party. He gets reeeaaal dodgy when they ask, and neither confirms nor denies any of their guesses
Somehow Bigfoot came up as a topic of interest in conversation once and now the Shadows have an ongoing argument on whether Graves actually believes in Bigfoot or if he’s just bluffing
He is the crazy uncle in his family. His sister is constantly amazed by what new insane junk he can teach her children, but, hey, the kids love him!
He abso-fuckin-lutely beat up his sister’s abusive ex husband
Is the type to let mail pile up on the table for a week or so before going through it
Fairly good at wood carving. It’s a fun little hobby of his
Hates fishing with a passion. One time his sister convinced him to go fishing with her children and while he was trying to remember how his father had taught him way back when (those are bad memories actually… he can figure it out on his own), his seven year old niece pulled out a crawfish and started screaming, Graves slipped in the mud and fell flat on his ass, his five year old nephew tried to get a closer look at the thing but it wiggled the wrong way so he started running and somehow got the hook caught in his shoelaces while the crawfish escaped…. Needless to say it was not a fun day for Graves. The kids laughed up a storm though and his sister constantly teases him about it
Can’t handle spice. Like not even a little. It’s kinda pathetic actually.
“Graves” is not his actual surname. He had it legally changed to that once he became a merc. (“C’mon, man, Fill up Graves? That’s hilarious and cool. It’s perfect.” His sister watches unamused as he tries to explain his decision)
100% acts like he’s dying when he catches a cold. Will cough and snivel and bemoan his life
Sooooo jealous of folks that can play guitar. He’s tried on and off again but somehow it just doesn’t click in his mind
Performs a sick air guitar. Has held an air guitar competition for his Shadows once. All agree it was a blast but refuse to provide details on who won. Newbies always hear about it as the legendary air guitar battle but don’t actually know what happened
Shadow HQ breakroom has pages with drawings stuck up on the fridge with abc magnets. It started as a joke but it’s an actual thing now. Middle of the fridge is a place of honor and respect, and the judge of it is of course Commander Graves
#this starts off pretty tame and close-to-canon and then gets progressively more out there#snurt writes#cod#call of duty#phillip graves#graves headcanons#headcanons#shadow company
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