the fact that they made optimus pull a Satine Kryze is genuinely fucking hilarious to me
like optimus. king. banishing all of your prisoners of war to a barren landscape with little to no infrastructure (for shelter, medical facilities, and for processing food) and denying them access to parts of their religion and making them vulnerable to attacks from offworld antagonists (and in OP’s case, if any cogless cybertronians decided to go with megatron, they just… don’t get their t-cogs back?!) DOES NOT make you a GOOD GUY who has SAVED THE PLANET from the evil people who accept violence as a solution ♥ that makes you the guy that created a societal divide so deep it will literally take generations to heal and will encourage future acts of terrorism since you’ve taken away almost everything from people who were willing to commit acts of violence before you made them desperate
and in optimus’s case doesn’t end a civil war but starts it lmfao
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I would feel bad for the mice that get caught in my traps if it were not for the fact that I have now killed 3 in the span of 2 hours to the same trap. I feel like if you keep sending members of your family out to forage for food and they keep going "ooo! Yummy peanut butter :)" to the same very obvious trap in the same location, at some point that's kind of on you.
So now my reaction to walking into the room and seeing the exact same trap with yet another mouse inside is "...idiot" instead of "poor thing".
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a local bar which i really love that does food i can actually eat recently shut its doors and i'm 😞 not only that but i fully made a booking there with a friend and we rocked up last night and the place was all shut up!!!!! it sucks for me bc it was one of the few local places i could eat at which means i now have to hike into town which takes three times as long if i wanna go out like. all this to say having mobility and food issues suck big time. that said i easily could have stress shopped about this online last night and i didn't everyone clapped!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Damn, that survey about jam on toast really has me wishing we had bread (and butter) because I could DESTROY like half a loaf all by myself right now.
Which of my menagerie of maladies is to blame for me craving salt and fat above all else?
I don't fucking know.
Even day-old bread costs like $4 a loaf now. And butter, that shit's like, double digits for a pound.
I don't remember the last time I could eat enough to actually feel full.
I say, while just wanting fucking. Bread.
Hit me with the peasant scraps. I will take your stale heels and I will be delighted.
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