#but it’s also funny

[the-mxster]

“Well obviously Spy is in the tooth.”

“No, no it’s gotta be Saxon.”

“You’re both wrong, it’s clearly Missy.”

WRONG, ITS ALL OF THEM. NOT JUST THOSE THREE, EVERY SINGLE MASTER INCARNATION. TOYMAKER WAS IN HIS POKÉMON ERA AND CAUGHT THEM ALL.

[wannabewriterlol]

I love reading Coriolanus lying about his wealth status.

Like, my cook makes it better. Babe what cook?

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

that one post saying kh knowledge replaces your high school memories (paraphrasing) was so right because there are so many things from high school I just cannot remember for the life of me now

[not-another-side-blog]

[lensky-polonium]

me: obsessed with hands on a fragile neck, find symbolism in the ancient egyptian deity Heka with similar hands, associated with magic and medicine, standing behind all the gods at the creation of the world, watching over souls and giving them strength and rebirth, his symbols are hieroglyphs literally two hands (meaning ka) and knots!!!!

kojima: I suddenly thought, "I'd like to "like (hand sign)" and rest the chin with both hands even when you have luggage in both hands"

[slozhnos]

it’s always an experience having a playlist on shuffle. i went from santa fe to tie me up

[taciturnpoet]

are you named after kaz brekker

funnily enough, no lol i haven’t started the crows books yet (next book i’m reading) and only saw season one of the show but had the nickname before that

it’s just a variation of one of my irl nicknames that a friend used once, and i liked it, but i love the fact that it can be taken as brekker haha

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[sunbentshadows]

So, about that outage, huh

[sapphosdickandballs]

5 sexiest things a woman could wear

Full suit of armor

Just an oversized teeshirt

blood of her enemies

leather jacket

Super cool sword on her back

[cork-run]

the names of certain mob-involved trans women have been changed