#but it was too cute I couldn't help myself

[chiso]

Exercise burns WAY too little calories to beat a bad diet, that is very true. I also lost the weight I lost (which his 20kg since summer 2023) through diet alone. Perhaps I did SOME exercise if you count the physical strength and steps you HAVE to do when you walk around in a warehouse, but I was "fat" back then even while working there before, so I don't think it made that much of a difference.

Ofc it's fine to stay happy and learn to love yourself as you are, I just know that I for myself couldn't and I find myself way more attractive now that I lost weight and for anyone who is like me and wants to shed some kgs without a horrible diet that ends in a yoyo- I'll add what I did under here, btw this is for no profit at all, I just want to help fellow people unhappy in their skin and I thought for WAY TOO LONG that losing weight is impossible, when it's actually not that hard.

It's annoying af, I know, but calories count. Get an app that calculates your daily need of calories. It needs your height, age and weight to know the right number. Once you have that, you can extract 100-300 kcal from that total and make this your goal to eat less of that every day for a few weeks, you'll see the weight WILL get down. The scale will sometimes stay the same weight for weeks though but if you keep going you WILL see the change!

Additional to step 1- 100-300 kcal we sometimes take in just with a sweet drink or a snack. It's not that hard to eat less of it and you can still get full! You can google low kcal meals that you can eat lots of- A personal tip from me is eating thin wraps (the thinner the less kcal) with salmon or other protein fillings- since protein makes you full AND is necessary for weight loss and muscle gain. BTW don't you dare to eat less than that, it WILL hinder your weight loss, we need a certain amount of calories to work!!!!!!

Protein, you have to eat enough protein a day for this all to be lasting. I read you have to eat your bodyweight (kg) in grams of protein in a day. For example, back when I was 60kg, I had to eat 60g protein a day. But also don't beat yourself up over it if you don't get that amount daily, I didn't either, just try to whenever you can, and it'll help!

ADD your workout. I had an app that also counted my steps and automatically added the kcal I burned to my daily kcal app. It motivated me to move more because 10k steps is like 100kcal and that was 100kcal I could eat more even WHILE dieting.

Cheat meals. Important: MEAL not day, every Saturday or Sunday I had a cheat meal, sometimes even smth as big as a burger on TOP of my usual daily intake. It helps your metabolism and body to stop thinking you're starving (which makes weight loss slower) so it's not only helpful in case you're starving to eat more (bc ngl it WILL be hard until your stomach has shrinked a lil but you can do it if I did bby) but also helps your diet physically fr! So do these!!! Reward yourself for your hard work

"So does that mean I will 4ever have to count calories?" God no, I did it for over a year until I was sick of it myself. I went from 68kg down to 49kg, when I stopped counting I gained again ofc, but I still know now what contains how many calories and know by heart what I can eat and what I shouldn't. I am 52kg for months now and I don't gain anything more and even if I would, I would know now how to lose it again if it gets really bad. THAT WAS BASICALLY already it. I know not every day will be easy and sometimes you WILL mess up. The trick is not to beat yourself up over it and keep going! Wearing the cute clothes you always wanted to wear will be SO rewarding and worth it, at least it was for me. Disclaimer that I never had children, don't have diabetes, and am in my early 30ies so idk if this will work for everyone but it did for me, and if this just helps one soul my job here is already done!!

Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

[star2fishmeg]

https://www.tumblr.com/star2fishmeg/765609602916204544

Sorry but this picture made me think about Luke’s long fingers plunging into you while he relishes in how good he’s making you feel

Back pressed against Luke's chest, the Lego flowers you were building abandoned on the coffee table along with your bra he'd skilfully slipped off you, his legs spread apart and yours mirroring. Your head lulled back on his shoulder, huffing hot air into his ear while his palm found its way under his your shirt, engulfing and groping at your tit, fingers pinching and toying with your nipple just as he loves to do. He can't help it, he loves playing with your breasts, you always make the cutest sounds when he has them in his hands, or tongue swirling around them, maybe nipping at the skin while moaning just to send those vibrations along your skin.

Meanwhile, his other hand has its fingers circling your clit with perfect pressure, he's done this hundreds of times, enough to know exactly how you like it and he's rubbing slowly, teasingly and you buck into him, whining out his name in the hope it'll drive him to give you what you need.

"Ten minutes ago, you were too busy building those flowers to listen to my begging and look at you now, baby." He murmurs, pressing his lips to your cheek with a sweet facade, running his middle and ring fingers through your sopping folds, "Now look at you, my pretty girl begging me to touch her. Mmm, such pretty noises too, too bad she's too quiet to hear well."

You're unsure where to put your hands but eventually, they naturally settle with one winding around Luke's head, fingers automatically gripping his curls and the other grabbing his forearm.

"Lu...please," you whimper out, louder than you have been knowing it will encourage him. A low, rumbly chuckle, long, wet kisses along the column of your neck with his hair brushing against your cheek as his lips rise to your ear, middle finger slipping inside your cunt easily, welcomed into a warm hug by your walls and he's languidly thrusting. His cock strains against his shorts, rutting into your lower back and you're reminded how he's spent the moments before this dry humping you.

"That's more like it," he chuckles, deep voice reverberating and sending goosebumps up your neck, "such a cute face when you concentrate, couldn't help myself. You thought I wouldn't catch you staring at my fingers either? Baby, I know how much you love my fingers."

His ring finger joins his middle, plunging into your pussy and sliding in its arousal. Your hands grip him tighter, back beginning to arch away from him but Luke's pulling you back into his chest, squeezing your tit, groaning softly into your ear when he curls his long fingers. Your mouth falls agape, airy whines spilling with his every stroke and calling his name in a mantra, excitement fizzling in his chest like sparklers and a wild glaze over his eyes the faster his name fills the living room.

"Don't stop, fuck," you sob, eyes screwed shut and tightness in your stomach, "feels so good, Luke, so fucking good."

You feel his grin against your neck, not his loverboy grin that makes the corners of his eyes crinkle, a grin laced with cockiness like his ego's been stroked. He's leaving open-mouthed kisses against your neck, nipping at the skin and setting wildfires through you while his fingers sink into your cunt, curling against the sweet spot, washing waves of fervour over your body.

[keicordelle]

An Impossible Future

Fandom: FFXIV Rating: T Pairing: Estimeric Word Count: 4.8k Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff and Humor, Babysitting, Domestic Bliss, Family Feels, Sleepy Cuddles, POV First Person, POV Estinien Wyrmblood

Summary: No one in their right mind would leave their child in Estinien's care. He's never actually looked after one, but he knows without a doubt that he would be terrible at it. Until Aymeric brings home a little boy with white hair and pale eyes that he's been tasked with babysitting, and suddenly the role is thrust upon them both.

Is this what life would be like, if such a future were possible for them? Every night spent in love and laughter, their own little family full of domestic bliss? It's not feasible, of course; Lord Commander and Azure Dragoon are not positions given to fatherhood, but watching the soft fondness in Aymeric's face as he holds the boy in his arms, Estinien finds himself wondering for the first time: does Aymeric long for children? Does Estinien?

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Even after the resolution of the Dragonsong War and resigning my post as Azure Dragoon, I had no shortage of things to fill my days. From training with the Temple Knights and actually fulfilling my duties as head of the Order of the Knights Dragoon, to reveling in domestic bliss at the Borel Manor (and in the tangle of the sheets around our naked bodies), there were a hundred things I could think of to fill my time.

Keeping watch over a child was not one of them.

I'd faced down dragons large enough to swallow me whole, had fought the Dread Wyrm himself with nary a quake in my step, and yet staring down at the little white-haired boy clutching at Aymeric's hand and looking up at me with those big blue eyes, the urge to flee was as strong as I'd ever felt it. 

"Aymeric... Are you certain this is a good idea? Who in their right mind would leave a child in my care?"

"To be fair, I believe he was left in my care, and your assistance is merely a delightful bonus. And, to answer your question, Andriard here is Handeloup's nephew, and he has asked me to look after him for the evening." I looked up at him, and he laughed. "You need not look so frightened. It can't be that difficult to care for a child."

In truth, I doubted either of us had any clue how difficult it was, since the last time I'd been around a child (excluding Alphinaud, who hardly counted as one anyway) was when I had been one, and I had reason to believe the same of Aymeric. But I had to admit that he at least looked like he knew what he was doing, with that reassuring smile curling his lips and his hand wrapped delicately around the boy's little fist. 

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[forcebookish]

he's only a baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺

BOOK KASIDET as ARM ANON Perfect 10 Liners, ep.1

[bamgeut]

has anybody seen a brown rabbit? 🐰🤎

[loving-elvis]

My favorite 50s!Elvis photos, part 143 of ∞;  Appreciating This Precious Baby And His Baby Face

[triglycercule]

small leisurely moments like these mean more than expected

ok hi triglycergang. it's AUGUST?!?!?! ugh,,,, anyways here's my like once a month art piece because i am a slow ass artist. the mtt are supposed to be chatting at a park during sunset!!! also new au just dropped

you wonder why killer dust and horror are wearing those DISGUSTING outfits??? you wonder where killer's soul is??? well it's all gone in this au which is called uhhh.

jk fashion au... wooooo!!

first things first to know: this au is NOT my idea. it was originally someone on twitter's idea to dress sans aus up in nanchatte seifuku but i think their account got deleted/banned. and i cant find the account because it was a japanese account and probably has some random username. so just remember that this isn't my idea but i guess my own twist on it. i really wish i could find the og creator,,,,

second thing to know: what the fuck nanchatte seifuku/jk (just kidding) fashion even is. here's the link to read for yourself: https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Nanchatte_Seifuku. yeah that's jk fashion. i really loved this au when i found it originally because i myself dress up in jk and also i just really love soft fluffy things like this. this au isn't gonna be angsty or particularly elaborate or anything i just wanted cute things and women in my murder time trio. also this isn't gyaru btw

third thing: uhh my inspirations for this??? well my main one that i really wanna focus on is that feeling of happy sentimental melancholy. you know like after you finish a really fun day hanging out with your friends and youre on the drive home and look back at how fun the day was? that's what i wanna encapsulate :3 also i think that the day to day school life is really cute and sweet and i wanna make more designs for the other aus so my trio can have more people to hang out with

well uhhh i think that's it?? mayhaps i shall begin drafting up other designs for the other aus. i wanna make little mini comics for this too like 4koma because i love those short yet sweet comics!!! should i tag this? i think i should tag this perchance. also extra mtt notes/full designs below became i love these three they're my daughters

[moxtoons]

Meme for Fancy/Stickler because they're adorable and constantly on my mind

I think I might do more of these too for other ships cause this was fun

Reblogs are appreciated please don't repost

[theodoravery]

i'm like halfway through sos now and i think it's easily gonna be one of my faves once i'm done with it. which. doesn't really surprise me since it's by alice, who also wrote arcanum (another one of my faves). what does surprise me however, it's that she also wrote heaven's secret lol

[chosesun]

he's never met anyone quite like Ben before. he looks up at him and smiles, unable to help himself, as he grabs the toy he'd given him. "thank you for the toy, Ben," he says, swooshing the ship as he steers it into the air, his eyes lit up like flying was second nature to him. "it's so cool !! i want to learn to fly," he tells him, voice lilt with determination. "uncle Owen says my dad was a pilot- the best kriffing pilot, ever." he giggles as he curses, knowing he shouldn't say bad words, but finding it humorous that he did. "did you know him ? i feel like you knew him." he stops playing then, looking at Ben all serious like, his face sobered up from laughter. he hasn't seen Ben much since their fateful meeting that day at home, but he's pretty sure that has something to do with his uncle. he doesn't mind seeing Ben now, though. he likes him.

@lightfaithed liked for babu Luke

[regulus-regent]

continued from [ x ] @dragvnsovl

Vegeta grumbled under his breath as he carefully picked another ripe tomato from the vine and placed it in the basket beside him. His movements were precise and deliberate. Despite his usual gruff demeanor, there was a sense of care in how he handled each vegetable. Farming wasn’t exactly his idea of a day off, but Goku’s enthusiasm was infectious, and he had to admit, there was a certain satisfaction in the simplicity of the task. He straightened up, wiping the dirt from his gloves and casting a glance towards Goku, who was beaming at him from across the field.

“The tomatoes are fine, Kakarot” Vegeta replied, a hint of annoyance in his voice, but there was also a trace of something softer, almost content. “Honestly, I don’t know how you manage to find enjoyment in this mundane work. It’s tedious and menial” he said, but there was a subtle warmth in his voice that suggested he didn’t mind as much as he claimed.

Lifting the basket, he cradled it under one arm, and walked over to where Goku was standing, surveying the rows of crops they had yet to tackle. Despite his complaints, Vegeta’s competitive spirit wouldn’t let him be outdone, not even in a task like this. “But I have to admit,” Vegeta continued, a small, reluctant smile forming, “it’s... not the worst way to spend a day off.” He glanced back at the fields around them, the quiet, peaceful atmosphere a stark contrast to their usual battles.

[sysig]

Striped (Patreon)

Bonus:

Obviously I bought it! The collar is Slightly odd with a stitch down the center, like a very shallow V Neck, and it’s quite big on me lol, but it’s very workable! And so soft, like you wouldn’t believe. Very comfy!

Also, pretty sure I’ve talked about this before, but here’s a refresher: I always pick up any Lalaloopsy from any second-hand shop I find them in, being out of production and so inexpensive and so cute - I’m a casual collector ♥ I never expect to see them, so I’m always so excited when they’re there! I actually managed to get three this time, not only with their original clothes, but also their shoes! (Why are they always missing their shoes?) And you’ll never guess which ones, what they were wearing:

It’s Rain E. and Storm E., with their black and white striped shirts!

We match <3 <3

[racingliners]

Currently taking name suggestions for the sea turtle plush I bought at the Natural History Museum on Tuesday

[importantkittybarbarian]

I commented on an angst oneshot earlier today...

The fic was angsty (imagine that)...

I liked it so I commented...

"This was super cute! :)"

OH REALLY?? AND WHAT WAS CUTE ABOUT IT?? THE FACT THAT LIGHT THOUGHT L MIGHT DIE?? OH YES THAT'S VERY CUTE GOOD JOB

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

today is the first time in like forever that i kept my hair open for the whole day without hating them by the end of the day and they're so soft and i tried on dark maroon purple lipstick yesterday with my bestfriend and she was like whoa. you look like. hot. and Mature. and i told her i love her because i kept using pink because it's cute pretty girly and i wanna feel pretty but it didn't really suit me but this this dark shade it's perfect i feel so confident and sexy and i hung out with my cousin little sister rn we used to be closest bestfriends but we drifted apart because of papa-chachu drama in childhood but

[loving-elvis]

My favorite 50s!Elvis photos, part 146 of ∞;  Those Early Days