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occudo · 11 months ago

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Who will catch you when you fall? Or- Do you love the color of the Mike?

#I'll see myself out #occudo's art #tma fanart #mike crew #I miss him #he is just a little guy #who sometimes throws people off buildings #but like #nobody is perfect #I drew him so long ago that I forgot how I designed him #but it was something like this

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rubydracogirl · 2 months ago

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Any of ya’ll ever dream about a strange man?

#my art #sketch #oc #Isaac Fleetwing #So there’s this guy I dreamed about a couple of months ago #it was a vivid spicy dream about a man who’s face I’ve never seen irl #all I know about him from the dream is that he was a whaler #he had snowy hair and vibrant hazel green eyes #can’t forget him so now he’s an oc #mad that I can’t draw him exactly how he looked in my dream #but it was something like this #he looked at me like he was a parched man and I was a glass of water #yes I’m making a story with him #because why not

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undeadcutie · 2 years ago

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tying up a werewolf because it's the full moon and she's dangerous, and i really should just stay away, but in the end i just can't help but want to play with her when she's like this.

she growls and struggles against her restraints while i grind against her bulge and giggle at the way it twitches. i start dripping through my panties, and soon i can't resist the urge to go further. i figure the ropes can hold her, and i pull my panties to the side and lower myself onto her dripping cock, gasping as i feel the tip enter me. i try to go slow and savour the feeling of her stretching me out, but the sound of my cute little moans, the scent of my dripping pussy, and the way i'm softly squeezing the tip of her cock..

eventually it's all just too much for her, and she rips through her restraints and pushes me to the floor, shoving her knot all the way inside me, humping away at me while she sinks her teeth into my neck, going faster and faster until she cums deep inside me and fills me up so well

#tying up a werewolf for the full moon post is back!#not 100% true to the original bc i forgot most of the middle part #but it was something like this #my post

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into-the-groove · 3 months ago

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favorite photo of all time not even joking

#there’s a cat in the gay bar #there’s something about the cat facing the closed door that sends meeee #it looks so scared and intimidated #like same

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valtsv · 5 months ago

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

#��#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one #'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot #when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.

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charlesoberonn · 5 months ago

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This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

#maybe it's a different Frankenstein #like his great-great-great-great-great-niece or something

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iiota · 8 days ago

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refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

you can also donate to care for gaza here

EDIT: please also consider donating to this family their 93% to their goal!! and also please check out this post featuring more places to donate

#if you feel like there is nothing you can do..well! here is something!

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dredsina · 6 months ago

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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

#You're going to feel like you're being rude and that's okay #They're going to act like your best friend at first #And slowly get more agitated #the more you try #To stand your ground #But they're not your friend #They're trying to sell you something you don't want

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spitblaze · 5 months ago

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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

#spitblaze says things #i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace #and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it #so i end up limiting myself #also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power #as something like a video game #doin numbers

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sisterdragonwithfeathers · 5 months ago

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this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!

#brought to you by someone who isn't actually interested in playing minecraft today #even though I really like minecraft #so I'm going to do something actually fun for me right now #feather rambles

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evidently-endless · 7 months ago

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#sorry im bored of the same tags on this lmao #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd.#i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist!#something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

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unsung-idiot · 2 months ago

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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

#i'm not sure if ford would really be interested in using the internet much #but i could see him wanting to look something up real quick and ending up reading something so outrageously wrong #that it pisses him off to the point that he gets into an argument about it lol #gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #digital art #my stuff #anyway i really don't like how this one turned out #but i don't feel like changing it #bc i already spent way more time on this than i actually wanted to #and i don't wanna look at it any longer

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lesbxdyke · 6 months ago

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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier: